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  1. Re:Is it ready for the desktop ? on Linux 3.11-rc7 Release Celebrates 22 Years of Linux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A lot of the times no longer maintained could stand for 'Project is stable enough'

  2. Re:At last on All-in-Ones Finally Grow Up, With Fast Graphics, SSDs, and CPUs · · Score: 1

    And the villain is out $2100 at least

  3. I never thought I'd hear the phrase on Will the Headless Ape Robot Win the DARPA Challenge? · · Score: 1

    Hey! We don't serve ttheir kind in HERE!!
    in my lifetime, but...

  4. They weren't so sure, at first on NIST Ytterbium Atomic Clocks Set Record For Stability · · Score: 1

    Ytterbium, better than the prototype at least.

    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Sorry.

  5. Re:Convenient. on Korean 'Armadillo' Electric Car Folds Up, Parks, Controlled By Your Smartphone · · Score: 1

    Well, remember the last armadillo you probably saw was roadkill pie...

  6. You had me going there on Solar Eruption To Reach Earth Soon · · Score: 1

    I was right with you there until you decided to lump everything else (possibly related) under "stuff"

  7. Re:Proud? on Don't Fly During Ramadan · · Score: 1

    Read the article?
    I'm not Al-Qaeda! (this is the new You must be new here!)

  8. Re:SPOILERS on Don't Fly During Ramadan · · Score: 1

    Maybe with your knowledge and/or experience, you could enlighten someone on what one would have to do to get the so-called enhanced pat-down summer fantasy trip.

  9. OHH EMMMM GEEEE! on Is the Stable Linux Kernel Moving Too Fast? · · Score: 1

    Are we *gasp* agile?Or what!

  10. Their hosts actually made it sound appealing on China Plans To Stop Harvesting Organs From Executed Prisoners · · Score: 1

    How would you like to earn money while you're inside, doing
    absolutely nothing?

  11. Re:What's this? on The Steady Decline of Unix · · Score: 1

    neckbeard confirms, slashdot is dead, joh (pronounced "yo")

  12. Re:Uh huh on The Steady Decline of Unix · · Score: 1

    More importantly, I wonder if your crowd pronounces it as "E-sexy" or you decided to call it E -S -X-aye.

  13. Re:Most apps only get used for a few seconds anywa on "Jekyll" Test Attack Sneaks Through Apple App Store, Wreaks Havoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    oh, you mean like my single-serving friends that I meet in my travels

  14. Science Fiction, meet Science fact on The Smog To Fog Challenge: Settling the High-Speed Rail vs. Hyperloop Debate · · Score: 1

    Commuting 300 mph to another city? That's science.

    To work at a job there? Now that's fiction.

  15. Re:Two Things on Studying the Slow Decay of a Laptop Battery For an Entire Year · · Score: 1

    You actually dieu read the articles?

  16. Re:Survey says... on Studying the Slow Decay of a Laptop Battery For an Entire Year · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's see what Jobs has to say about that!

    Oh, wait...

  17. To appease the workers on Brazil Sues Samsung Over Worker Conditions · · Score: 1

    ...they were given tickets to Carnival.

    Carnival Cruise Lines, that is....

  18. YES! Text AND Tube all I wamt on Elon Musk's 'Hyperloop': More Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    YES!

  19. Re:I-75? on Elon Musk's 'Hyperloop': More Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    Somebody in Michigan needs to watch his typos

    Or wake up. He's obviously dreaming.

  20. Re:what happens if the chick get pregnant? on One-Way Ticket: Mars One Project Applicants Top 100,000 · · Score: 2

    will make for one hell of a reality show

  21. It's actually one year and one day on LulzSec's Raynaldo Rivera, a.k.a. 'neuron,' Gets One-Year Prison Term · · Score: 1

    Can he pick Valentine's Day, so after his one year term he can use that particular day for a conjugal visit. Bet that will make the news.

  22. Thinking outside the box on How Much Should You Worry About an Arctic Methane Bomb? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of the Arctic, let's work with the Antarctic, to get opposite results. Less methane, and more good news all round., leaving the cows to rejoice at still being Number One methane producer.

  23. You make it sound like he's evil on Omni Magazine To Reboot · · Score: 1

    Guccione should be described as something and Penthouse mogul e.g. millionaire-playboy and Penthouse mogul, not just 'Penthouse mogul.'

    Remember before there was 50 Shades of Gray there was Penthouse Forum.

  24. The tan lines evolve on First Laptop With Full-Sized Solar Panels Will Run On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Nobody's worried about tan rectangles on tomorrow's supermodels?

  25. Re:What did you think was going to happen? on The Case of the Orca That Killed Its Trainer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus, they must have gotten really tired of being fed fish all the time.