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The Case of the Orca That Killed Its Trainer

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the homicidal killer whale, who killed his first trainer, 20-year-old Keltie Byrne in 1991. Then in July 6, 1999, a 27-year-old man who stayed after the park closed and evaded security to enter the orca tank was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off. Tilikum's most recent victim was Dawn Brancheau, the SeaWorld trainer he crushed, dismembered, and partially swallowed in 2010. 'Almost all students of orca believe that they are deranged by captivity, some more than others. Tilikum's record puts him at one end of a continuum. There have been dozens of attacks on trainers by an assortment of orcas in the marine parks around the world. [The movie] "Blackfish" shows video from several of these episodes at SeaWorld,' writes Brower. 'What is remarkable about Orcinus orca in marine parks is not these rare episodes. What is remarkable is their monumental forbearance.' For its part SeaWorld is attempting to cast the filmmakers as the true villains, characterizing them as anti-captivity zealots. The company says '"Blackfish" is inaccurate and misleading and, regrettably, exploits a tragedy that remains a source of deep pain for Dawn Brancheau's family, friends and colleagues.'"

395 comments

  1. Disney movie by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Willy eat me.

    1. Re:Disney movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Willy eat me.

      Come on. Why not just "Feed Willy"?

    2. Re:Disney movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No its "Feed Willy: How far would YOU go for a friend?"

    3. Re:Disney movie by davester666 · · Score: 2

      That's the last time he'll ever say "Bite Me!"

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    4. Re:Disney movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, will he?

    5. Re:Disney movie by algoa456 · · Score: 1

      Where is Captain Ahab when you need him.

    6. Re:Disney movie by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Willy eat my willy

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    7. Re:Disney movie by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like he ate his willy.

  2. Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want to point out that though these killings continue today, they were started while George Bush Sr. was in office.

    1. Re:Started under Bush by fustakrakich · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nope, they started while Carter was in office... More proof he was the worst president ever :-/

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    2. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure thing, coward.

    3. Re:Started under Bush by uberjack · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And killer whales were just half of Carter's problems, don't forget the killer rabbits.

    5. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is almost as funny as your "Scully ruined Apple when he kicked out Jobs!" post.

    6. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the change you promised us, Obama?

    7. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get mod points because you post something popular. Not necessarily good.

      Fashionable. Not necessarily good.

    8. Re:Started under Bush by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Carter was a heck of a lot better than Reagan or W. Bush.

      And anything is better than Rogaine on bush!
      "Honey, that thing is tasting really... fuzzy..."

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    9. Re:Started under Bush by mcarp · · Score: 2

      That's odd. I seem to get mod points every time I post a reply to anything. This. Admittedly, I probably post once a year.

    10. Re:Started under Bush by somersault · · Score: 1

      I read a journal before where a guy had figured out that he gets mod points when he only makes a moderate amount of posts. Lots of posts, or no posts, and you don't get any mod points.

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    11. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the change you promised us, Obama?

      Michelle will be through the menopause soon.

    12. Re: Started under Bush by Nocturna81 · · Score: 1

      Well, I rarely post (once every four months) but get mod points a lot of times in between. So it's a bit more complicated then that I suppose

    13. Re: Started under Bush by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Looking back at my history, it seems like I post a few times per week on average, and it seems like I get 15 mod points (at a time) at least once per week. I'm a "conservative" (wacko-ness is subjective), but I try to post constructive or at least innocuous comments. Most don't have anything to do with politics or ideology one way or another. My karma is "excellent."

      Although there are plenty of partisans here, the Slashdot community is not so ideologically-driven that mods only award points to posts they agree with. Certainly that happens, but I've had "conservative" posts modded up, and I know I've modded up posts that espoused an ideology that I disagree with, but I nevertheless thought were good posts that contributed to the discussion.

      So there are mods that assign points for all sorts of reasons. Fashionable posts get modded up. Good posts get modded up too. If there's anything the Slashdot community is not, it's "monolithic".

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    14. Re:Started under Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to point out that though these killings continue today, they were started while George Bush Sr. was in office.

      The first one happened in Canada, a country not involved with the election of either George Bush.

    15. Re:Started under Bush by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      not true, I rarely post but somehow I've got lots of mod points (whether I want them or not)

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    16. Re:Started under Bush by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Nope, they started while Carter was in office...

      I think you'll find that they started before Taylor or Fillimore was POTUS (judging from Melville, 1851).

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    17. Re:Started under Bush by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Then there is Jonah.. But apparently he lived to tell about it. If whales had hands with an opposable thumb, we would be finger food...

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  3. Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, I do believe it is entirely plausible that captivity is a negative thing for sea mammals.

    However, statements like "almost all students of orca believe" are not helping make their point. I assume they found all the "students of orca" (what does that even mean? Do you sit in a classroom with an orca at the board?) and polled them at a scientific level? Even if they did, what does "almost all" mean?'

    Let's have numbers here. Opinions of experts. Show your work. Until or unless you do, I'm going to dismiss that statement as really meaning "I believe this and some other people I know also do," which isn't close to a consensus.

    There is way too much crap like this in "journalism" these days, and I'm calling it out when I see it.

    1. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by reve_etrange · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas not in captivity: 1 documented.

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas in captivity: > 27 documented (3 fatal).

      Killer whale attacks on humans

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    2. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by reve_etrange · · Score: 5, Informative

      Missed a closing tag.

      Killer whale attacks on humans

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    3. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mind you if you divide the attacks by the number of people in close contact with Orcas in both situation, the wild Orcas would look like human eating machines.

      The number of people with the opportunity to come within 100 meters of a wild Orca would be extremely small, let alone within biting range.

    4. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      you forgot

      Killer Whalenado. the dumb busty blond gets eaten first.

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    5. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      Some of the attacks in captivity look likely to have been provoked by the humans as well, which is something less likely to happen in the wild.

      I can't tell you for sure what happened here, but it sure doesn't sound like the orca initiated it:

      in July 6, 1999, a 27-year-old man who stayed after the park closed and evaded security to enter the orca tank was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off

      Why was he nude? Why specifically his genitals bitten off? My guess is that it was not a case of sexual assault by an orca that stripped him.

    6. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2

      Given that humans routinely swim in close proximity with captive Orcas multiple times a day, not to mention ride on their back and stick their head in Orcas mouth for a show, while any human contact with wild Orcas is extremely rare, I agree with your point that Orcas not in captivity are statistically far more dangerous.

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    7. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas not in captivity: 1 documented.

      That Orca was probably confused, kind of like how sharks get.

    8. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry AC, "almost all students of orca believe" is as dumbed down as we're gonna make it for you.

    9. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      any human contact with wild Orcas is extremely rare,
      Not to mention the chances of anybody making it back to complain of a wild Orca attach is pretty low.

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    10. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Do you sit in a classroom with an orca at the board?) and polled them at a scientific level? Even if they did, what does "almost all" mean?'

      There were bits of fishy stuff in two of the articles I read as well

      I remember reading of Daniel Dukes the person who was found dead apparently swimming with Tillikum but that's all I read, it was a very short piece.
      Got a lot more from their local paper but the way it was written kept me looking for the next literary er whatchamacallit's

      http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/
      marijuana-smoking drifter with a string of petty arrests. (drug addict)

      a worn-out Florida Department of Motor Vehicles identification card. (it doesn't work anymore?)

      had to scale a 3-foot-high Plexiglas barrier (Must of been a very small person)

      On Christmas Day 1998, he was charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession in Marion County.(addicted drug addict)

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/
      The National Geographic refers to Daniel Dukes as a drunk (highly unlikely - but gives one an "ah ha, I see")

      "There is strong circumstantial evidence that Tillicum may have killed again," I went on. "He was moved to SeaWorld Orlando,
      where a drunk climbed in over the wall one night and was found drowned in the whale's pool the next morning."

      Just after that is this:
      "This second case, the 1999 death of Daniel Dukes, was more ambiguous, because there were no witnesses." (don't think there were many in Daniel Dukes's
      case either) ,/p>

    11. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all three fatal in captivity were by the same whale?

      There's just not enough data to draw conclusions. People swim with Orcas in captivity a whole lot more than they swim with Orcas in the Ocean.

    12. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Missed a closing tag.

      Killer whale attacks on humans

      "On April 1, 1989, Nootka IV of Sealand of the Pacific pulled her trainer, Henrietta Huber, into the whale tank after the 6-year-old female bit down while the trainer had her hand in the mouth of the orca in order to scratch its tongue. Huber needed several stitches in order to close her wounds"

      Not one of the "almost all" students of orca.

    13. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not really. People kayak around them all of the time. If they were particularly aggressive, we would know about it. Sea Lions are more obnoxious. Not that I would go out and try and pet one, but I've been within 50 yards of them before. It does get the heart going - the could crunch the kayak or small boat and find the chewy nugget inside but they don't seem to care one way or the other.

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    14. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the successful attacks by orcas not in captivity are less likely to ever be documented, since they're more likely to have a chance to finish the meal and human bodies in ocean water are.... tough to analyze forensically after a few days.

    15. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are aggressive, even in the wild, and attack other whale species.

    16. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by runeghost · · Score: 4, Informative

      Go read the first linked article. Then read the years worth of articles on the subject by the author, filled with the references you claim to want. This is exactly what good journalism is - that you can't understand that because you're unwilling or unable to do a modicum reading doesn't give your dismissal any validity.

    17. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by plopez · · Score: 1

      If the Orca were human it would be a serial killer.

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    18. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Number of humans in close contact in an enclosed space with an Orca not in captivity: 0.

    19. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Orcas like eating other mammals. Usually seals, sea lions and other whales though.
      Sharks like eating fish.

    20. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Camael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas not in captivity: 1 documented.

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas in captivity: > 27 documented (3 fatal).

      I would be more impressed by those figures but for these facts :-

      1. Orcas not in captivity roam free in the ocean. They are not being tracked/documented. If they attack/kill a human in the ocean, who's gonna document them?

      2. Free orcas have substantially less contact with humans. Less contact means less opportunity to harm humans.

      3. Captive orcas are invariably held in aquariums, where most of them put on public performances and come into close contact with their trainers and the public. Of the 46 captive orcas today, 22 are held by SeaWorld . More contact means more opportunity to harm humans.

      Those figures you quoted do not lead to any conclusions except that increased contact between two parties gives rise to increased chances for accidents/incidents to occur involving both parties. Which is true for pretty much everything.

    21. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by plopez · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out dogs get, at most, two attacks before they are put down. Lethal or not. This one killer whale killed three times. Sea World is showing a reckless disregard for safety.

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    22. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Not in my county. Around her, the law says that nothing gets done after the first attack other than recording the attack. After the second attack, the animal get registered as a "dangerous animal" and the owner is required to actually keep their dog under control with a kennel. I don't know how many times a dog must attack a human before it gets put down around here, but it is definitely more than twice.

    23. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they attack/kill a human in the ocean, who's gonna document them?

      The other humans at the scene maybe? A single human alone in the ocean is not as common as you seem to think.

    24. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of people with the opportunity to come within 100 meters of a wild Orca would be extremely small, let alone within biting range.

      Yeah, it's a big hassle to get within 100m of an orca. Just look at these people. They had to a) buy a ticket, b) sit there in the RIB for a while, c) um... no wait, that's it really.

      And before you comment that Sea World has more guests than these whale watching tours, may I point out that orcas in captivity don't usually chew the heads off people in the audience. The number you're looking for is the number of people working closely with the orcas, and add the occasional moron who trespasses at night to go swimming with the orcas.

    25. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4g7JLvEnM

    26. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Of course, without any sort of "time spent in vicinity of orcas" scale the number of attacks is rather meaningless. Not to mention that 100% or attacks by orcas in captivity will be documented whereas by definition that is impossible in the wild.

    27. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      If they attack/kill a human in the ocean, who's gonna document them?

      The other humans at the scene maybe? A single human alone in the ocean is not as common as you seem to think.

      Orca's hunt in packs, and coordinate their attacks. So they might communicate to organize an attack on a group of humans. Here is a video of a pod of orcas executing a very organized training session to teach the juveniles orcas how to isolate and kill a crabeater seal on the pack ice. It is hard for me to believe that they could do this without some sort of high level communication. They are very intelligent animals.

    28. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. Fair enough, if we just look a those figures.
      However, sharks non in captivity also roam free in the ocean. And yet we have ~2500 cases of documents shark attacks in history.
      White sharks alone, which have a lot of prey and territory in common with Orcas, attack a few humans every year.

      Free Orcas may have less contact with humans, but it's not zero.
      Far from it, actually. There are places where people routinely have in-water encounters with Orcas.

    29. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the GP.

      This isn't good journalism. Good journalism would be to make a statement and then back it up... which incidentally is what you did. But not what the author did.

      You don't get to assume "oh, go look at my CV for facts behind everything I just said" and call it good journalism. That's obfuscation at the very best.

      Also, I did not dismiss. If you read the very first sentence in my post, you know I actually believe this is true. However, the article doesn't pass [citation needed]. Heck, you could just make a tiny footnote or three just like Wikipedia's, and refer to the author's on work! Win-win!

      We should not encourage or defend blind assertions, even (especially!) from experts.

    30. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas in captivity: > 27 documented (3 fatal).

      Number of humans dressed like seals (AKA Orca chow) in close proximity to Orcas in captivity - ??

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    31. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by ATMAvatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      John Whale Gacy?

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    32. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by nbauman · · Score: 1

      If you read the article more carefully you'll see that the author quotes several experts from Blackfish, and he wrote a book himself about the orca Keiko.

      If someone writes books and articles like that for a living, he can easily interview two dozen researchers or more, and find out what all the researchers think. "Students" of orca are scientists who study orca.

      If you want scientific research with references, Science magazine has had some articles about orca.

    33. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Go read the first linked article.

      I did that, specifically because I wanted to know the evidence backing up this quote: " 'Almost all students of orca believe that they are deranged by captivity, some more than others."

      Was there evidence backing it up? No, there wasn't. Although there was a quote by a psychologist suggesting it's a bad idea to treat orcas as if they had human mental illnesses....

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    34. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their defense, humans are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    35. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was also put off by this statement:

      The film shows divers trapping and kidnapping baby whales for shipment to theme parks while their mothers watched and screeched in agony.

      Mothers screeching in agony? Is that really what was happening during this event? Is this just one of those situations where someone pretends they know exactly what an animal is thinking, suggesting that it's crying inside, practically ready to kill itself due to the traumatic circumstances?

    36. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are aggressive, even in the wild, and attack other whale species.

      And that is why they are called - killer whales!

      Don't get close to wildlife. It will hurt you, even if it finds you not very threatening. And sometimes it may happen by accident too.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ut7wK9l9mk
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRrAkkfLQac
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumxPfzHF-c

      so don't mess with animals, or they may not like it,

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC-62_0ig5k

      Leave them be. Putting them in circuses ain't it.

    37. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More worryingly, TFA suggests this particular orca is SeaWorld's most prolific sperm donor (as in, of all the SeaWorld parks). The documentary apparently has video of them having him ejaculate on command for sperm collection.

      Responsible dog breeders would not breed a dog with a history of attacking humans, certainly not one that's killed humans.

    38. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oracs are not whales, they normally hunt whales and ignore humans. Orcas will even work with humans to catch whales. No, not just scavanging around during a hunt like a shark does, but actively herding the whales into twofold bay, alerting and directing whalers to the prey, assisting with the kill, and fending of sharks should one of boats be capsised.

      The Orcas only ate the tounge of the humpbacks, the rest they left for the humans. I've been to the small museam in Eden several times over the years, it's fantastic, one of the best in Australia IMHO. It's main drawcard is the skeleton of "Old Tom" on display, several of his front teeth are missing due to being worn through by the harpoon rope, one tooth still in place has a large grove in it from gripping the rope.

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    39. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some attacked Capt. Scott's Antarctic party and killed a horse after by tipping the ice floe they were on.

    40. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by davester666 · · Score: 2

      God, it's already scheduled to air on Friday at 9 PM on SyFy.

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    41. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Orcas are members of the dolphin family (delphinidae) of toothed whales (odontoceti), which means they belong to the order of whales (cetacea). I.e. orcas most definitely are whales. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orcinus_orca).

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    42. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      What about dogs?

    43. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seaworld should free all their Orcas and attract paying customers with displays of Kevin Costner clones jumping through hoops for fishy treats.

        Seaworld ~= waterworld.

    44. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Blinks in disbelief *

      What is it that makes you think that non-human animals that rear their young through biologically-ingrained habits don't feel pain when they are taken?

    45. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I think it's just amazing that it weren't put down after it had killed.

      I mean, it can remember having killed humans before. it's no big deal for it. so who he fuck are they going to find for it to eat next? can't seaworld let go of the investment?

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    46. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Why was he nude? Why specifically his genitals bitten off?"

      Think of it as evolution in action.

    47. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by DrXym · · Score: 1
      The flip side of that argument is that humans very rarely get in the water with wild orcas whereas contact with captive orcas is almost constant. Nor would humans be petting and nuzzling wild orcas or attempting to ride them etc. So the chances of contact and harm are that much less.

      I suppose a comparison could be made with horses or dogs. Number of people killed by wild horses or dogs (or wolves) is probably a very small fraction of people killed by domesticated horses and dogs.

    48. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even before the token black guy?

    49. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Xest · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The number of people with the opportunity to come within 100 meters of a wild Orca would be extremely small, let alone within biting range."

      Rubbish. I swam with them in the fjords of Norway. I was one of many tens of thousands of tourists that do this every year.

      This is far more people than swim with them in captivity that only includes trainers and authorised personnel.

      You're jumping to a conclusion based on a theory you've simply made up but that is false. If anything your point acts counter to the conclusion you've come to - I'd wager given the size of the tourist industry that far more people encounter them in the wild with far less experience of the animals than the experienced people who get injured and killed by them in captivity. If the threat was equivalent in the wild to how it is in captivity then tourists wouldn't even be allowed to swim with them because it'd almost certainly be deemed too dangerous, but that's not the case.

    50. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 2

      Darwin was just making sure :)

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    51. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't really at all true. Orcas are whales, that particular suggestion otherwise is completely false.

      But regarding feeding habits, they vary greatly in this species, some groupings dine entirely on smaller fish and hunt in packs to circle them, herd them up, and eat them, whilst others, particularly those in the Antarctic are solo hunters and hunt larger prey like seals and penguins. I believe Orcas off the coast of California work together differently again to attack calves of larger (Grey IIRC?) whales.

      Whilst the example you give is a local population it cannot be extrapolated to the species as a whole which has very distinct populations with very distinct traits.

      They're a versatile species with differing and complex feeding habits depending on where they live so it's not something that can be trivially generalised as to the habits.

      If anything I'd wager this scenario as in TFA is an example of killer whales adapting their habits to another new habitat we've created for them - the artificial living area in which they're dependent on us for food and entertainment and if we can't fulfil that then it's not surprising they've decided to use us as food/entertainment.

    52. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      If it was a dog it would have been put down already. But killer whales are much more expensive and difficult to procure. Their training is also an expense. Human trainers are an inexpensive commodity in comparison.

    53. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Although there was a quote by a psychologist suggesting it's a bad idea to treat orcas as if they had human mental illnesses

      Seems an odd claim to make. They have somewhat similar brains and similar brain chemistry. Claiming no similarity in mental pathologies sounds about as odd as claiming no similarity in physical pathologies.

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    54. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oracs are not whales,

      Say what?? They most definitely are. (it even says so if you follow your own wikipedia link)

    55. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Awesome, now make a similar chart where you show the number of deaths as a percentage of interactions - because having an orca in captivity kind of implies a lot of human interaction. If they were really so dangerous, not many of these "students of orca" would get in the damn pool, so I'm quite skeptical.

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    56. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless Orcas are whales or do you like to redefine classifications of speciems?

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    57. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Free Orcas have in fact more contact with humans than captured ones.
      All over the world people jump into the water to play and swim with Orcas and Dolphines.
      As far as I know in the last hundret years was only one human killed by an Orca in the wild (I guess it was an accident?)
      Anyway, Orcas are not stupid. Dolphins in captivity tent to commit suizide. They ram the walls with high speed to crush their own skull.
      I guess the basins for the Orcas are to small, and relieving their anger at the captors/trainers might be short term more revarding anyway.

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    58. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were a huge orca and a stupid hairless ape tried to hump you I'm sure you'd also be tempted to put a permanent end to such idiocy.

      It's not like you're a humpback whale...

    59. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There are reports that Orcas "teaching" their young how to hunt seals which are "hiding" on ice floes, where the Orcas are taught to make a wave to flood them from the ice. And after successfully flodding them down, the older Orcas rescue the seal to put it back on the ice. So they can repeat this.
      Or another story that I saw in a video from national geographics: Orcas hunting seals at a beach. After they gad feeded they rescued a few baby seals and put them back on the beach.

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    60. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      Great White Sharks love eating seal.

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    61. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except nearly all the incidents in captivity involve not just swimming in the general vicinity of the orcas, but actually getting close enough to touch them, ride them, and get close to their mouthes and/or feeding them. How many of those tourists end up actually riding the wild orcas or are pushed and moved around by them?

    62. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      Huh?
      I have been on a 19' fishing boat in the middle of a pod of Orcas. This is a pretty common occurrence where they are abundant. We had them come within 1 meter, much less 100.

    63. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by wagnerrp · · Score: 2

      Why was he nude?

      That orca had a pretty blowhole.

    64. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      Some orcas like eating other mammals, but the vast majority eat fish, and will ignore anything that isn't a fish. Mammal hunting orca are equally prey-specific (i.e. they ignore fish), and given the fact that there are no notable physiological differences between the groups, it is likely that prey preferences together with effective hunting strategies are learned at an early age, and become ingrained.

      And while it is true to say that most (but not all) sharks will eat fish, there are several species that actively hunt other sorts of prey, e.g. the great white's known propensity for seals and sealions; the tiger-shark's love of sea turtles; and the grey/bull/whaler (same shark, different names) which seems to be an equal opportunity hunter that can move freely between fresh and salt water, and is responsible for the majority of shark attacks on humans.

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    65. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Of course, this could also be due to (lack of) opportunity. How often do humans and Orca come within killing distance while the Orca is not in captivity? And how often while he is?

    66. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's have numbers here. Opinions of experts. Show your work.

      TFA links to several dozen papers with exactly what you are looking for. Show your reading abilities FFS.

    67. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by graphius · · Score: 2

      ...y human contact with wild Orcas is extremely rare...

      There is an entire whale (orca) watching tourist sector here in the Pacific Nothwest to GUARANTEE you will spot some orcas. Granted you will not be swimming with them, but there are many companies with multiple trips daily. This doesn't include private boats or kayaks. Many people, including scientists, say the wild orcas have a real sense of curiosity, and will come up to the boats to see what is going on. If they really were that aggressive, it would be too easy for them to grab a snack or two.

    68. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Some of the attacks in captivity look likely to have been provoked by the humans as well, which is something less likely to happen in the wild.

      I can't tell you for sure what happened here, but it sure doesn't sound like the orca initiated it:

      in July 6, 1999, a 27-year-old man who stayed after the park closed and evaded security to enter the orca tank was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off

      Why was he nude? Why specifically his genitals bitten off? My guess is that it was not a case of sexual assault by an orca that stripped him.

      If you sexually assault an orca, this is what happens.

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    69. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Maybe. If a human acted like an orca, even perfectly healthy orcas in the wild, you would call him insane or deranged. The problem is you have no idea what parts are similar and what parts are different.

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    70. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Immerman · · Score: 3, Informative

      >any human contact with wild Orcas is extremely rare

      Not at all, there are many places where tourists swim with Orcas just as they do with other dolphins. Someone a little way up pointed out that thousands of tourists in Norway do so every year. So on one side - trained professionals w/captive orcas - many attacks. Ignorant tourists with wild orcas - not so much.

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    71. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by samwichse · · Score: 2

      They're shooting Tomorrow and Wednesday.

      SFX will be added Thursday.

      Editing... if they have time Friday morning?

    72. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      any human contact with wild Orcas is extremely rare,

      Not to mention the chances of anybody making it back to complain of a wild Orca attach is pretty low.

      Yeah, if you were attached to a wild orca you would probably drown.

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    73. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, marijuana smoker != drug addict dumbass

    74. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I've never seen "Sharknado", every time I hear about it, it brings to mind a scene from Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi.

      "Oh no, it's Twister! Oh no, the twister brought Jaws!"

    75. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas not in captivity: 1 documented, but primarily UNKNOWN.

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas in captivity: > 27 documented (3 fatal).

      Killer whale attacks on humans

      FTFY

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    76. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas not in captivity: 1 documented.

      Number of attacks on humans by Orcas in captivity: > 27 documented (3 fatal).

      Killer whale attacks on humans

      For those numbers to be meaningful, one would have to control for the proximity of orcas and humans. I don't think we need a scientific study to say that orcas in captivity are within sight of a human far more often than their relatives in the ocean.

    77. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by houghi · · Score: 1

      It is hard for me to believe that they could do this without some sort of high level communication.

      I hope the NSA is taping all these communications so we are able to prevent attacks.

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    78. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why was he nude? Why specifically his genitals bitten off?"

      I have a logical theory, one that might "exonerate" Tilikum in both this killing and the subsequent one in 2010.

      Starting first with the 2010 tragedy, if you watch the video of the the trainer, standing at the edge of the pool, camera looking at her back, she looking at the whale, she is gesturing for a particular "behavior" or "trick". The gesture is her bending left and right, left and right, from the waist, the upper half of her body swaying, at about one or two complete "left and right" "cycles" per second. The thing that struck me though, was that the trainers lovely long blonde hair, in a pony tail and facing the camera, was also swaying back and forth, exactly opposite from her body. That is, when she swayed her body left, the pony tail swung to the right, and vice versa.

      I wondered, "Does this whale think that the pony tail is some parasitic sucker fish attacking the trainer's head? And could her swaying look like she is trying, unsuccessfully, to escape this thing that looks like it's biting her head?" How much of the whale's attack (I don't wish to look at THAT footage) might be focused on trying to yank the "parasitic pony tail" from her head? It would of course look like she was grabbed by the hair and dragged to the bottom.

      In the case of the nude man with his genitals bitten off, we can obviously assume the whale is not responsible for removing the man's clothes. Just what went on during the attack is unclear. If we assume the very best we can about this victim's intentions and indeed sobriety -- that he merely wanted to swim with the whale and took his clothes off so he'd have dry clothes after the swim (rather than any other more sordid explanation) -- it's possible the man's genitals might have looked to the whale, again, like some kind of parasitic creature attacking the human. Trainers always have wetsuits on; the whale would not be accustomed to seeing anything like male genitals dangling and swaying from a human body.

      And yes, I realize this serious theory is vulnerable to all sorts of "genital size" jokes, which I've avoided, and vulnerable to "this nut thinks animals can do no wrong" accusations, which I attempt to dispel with a joke: (My favorite animal joke is "You know how I love animals -- with ketchup!". Real animal nuts do NOT find this joke funny at all.)

      But take a look at the pre-attack footage of the 2010 incident. The pony tail swaying is incredibly persuasive.

      A fair test of this theory is to look at other pre-attack footage for something similarly dangling and swaying that might appear to the whale as parasitic.

    79. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Smurf · · Score: 2

      Orcas are members of the dolphin family (delphinidae) of toothed whales (odontoceti), which means they belong to the order of whales (cetacea). I.e. orcas most definitely are whales. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orcinus_orca).

      If you are willing to state that all dolphins (including orcas) and porpoises are whales, then you are 100% correct and some zoologists will agree with you.

      But other zoologists will claim that whales, porpoises, and dolphins are three clearly distinct suborders of Cetacea, and thus dolphins (including orcas) cannot be whales.

      I'm not a zoologist so, as long as you acknowledge that orcas are dolphins, I don't give a $#+ whether you call them whales o not.

    80. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by plopez · · Score: 1

      *groan* :)

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    81. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orcas are members of the dolphin family (delphinidae) of toothed whales (odontoceti), which means they belong to the order of whales (cetacea). I.e. orcas most definitely are whales. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orcinus_orca).

      If you are willing to state that all dolphins (including orcas) and porpoises are whales, then you are 100% correct and some zoologists will agree with you.

      But other zoologists will claim that whales, porpoises, and dolphins are three clearly distinct suborders of Cetacea, and thus dolphins (including orcas) cannot be whales.

      I'm not a zoologist so, as long as you acknowledge that orcas are dolphins, I don't give a $#+ whether you call them whales o not.

      Any citation on an actual zoologist who actually claim that Orcas cannot be whales? (and thus disagrees with the crystal clear official classification)

    82. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

      Cetacea is the order of *whales*. "Cetacea" derives from the greek for whale! So if porpoises and dolphins are cetacea, they are whales.

      There are 2 branches within the order of whales, the toothed whales and the baleen whales. Toothed whales include porpoises, dolphins, etc. The baleen whales are the filter feeders, with baleen combs instead of teeth, such as the right whale, blue whale, humpback, etc.

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    83. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orca are not whales. They are in the same family as dolphins. They are big dolphins.

      That is like stating a howler monkey and a human are related. Only distantly do to not sharing a common ancestor for a very long time

    84. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans aren't called serial killers if the animals they kill are of a different species.

    85. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they MIGHT communicate to organize an attack on a group of humans" (emphasis supplied)

      Monkeys might fly out of your ass. Republicans might vote to raise the minimum wage to $23.00/hour. I might stop surfing porn. Any-fucking-thing at all MIGHT happen. Or not.

      Stop the bullshit.

    86. Re:Almost all students of orca believe... by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Orcas like eating other mammals. Usually seals, sea lions and other whales though.
      Sharks like eating fish.

      I'm not sure that is completely accurate. As I recall from something like "Quirks and Quarks", there are at least two genetically separate (they don't cross breed) populations of Orca along the Pacific coast of NAmerica. The "resident" population who pretty much stick in the same place, and the "transient" population who travel up and down the coast. They have completely different diets - one of which I think is pretty much purely salmon, and the other which is mammalian. They each completely ignore the other food source.

      http://www.orcaspirit.com/vancouver-island-marine-wildlife/vancouver-island-orcas-killer-whales/item/orcas-transient-versus-resident

      I just looked up the above link - looks like since 1991 we've known about a third population "offshore" orca who eat sharks! Mount some lasers on the heads of those!

    87. Re: Almost all students of orca believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Cetacian Needed]

  4. Genitals Bitten Off..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Genitals Bitten Off.....

    Yep, that's enough internet for the day.

  5. The Cove by Dj+Stingray · · Score: 1

    I recommend this documentary about dolphins, but is also related

    In it's like okay, in my opinion, man.

    1. Re:The Cove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, being found nude with his genitals bitten off, and having sneaked into the enclosure at night, paints a hilariously disgusting picture of his intentions. Maybe it was just self-defense?

    2. Re:The Cove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swing and a miss. That was meant for the 'enough internet for today' comment.

  6. "Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The name says it all, really. Orca are carnivores, their natural prey includes seals - which are of comparable size and, for all I know, tastiness to a human.

    The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality. They're whales, and they're killers. Get in a tank with one at your own risk.

    1. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not to mention they are rather sadistic in their treatment of their prey in the wild.

    2. Re:"Killer whale" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Plus, 'Sea World' is pretty much a life term in Supermax, except with more gawkers, for something of the size (not well proportioned to live in a swimming pool) and intelligence (relatively high) of a killer whale.

      If you are a lifer anyway, and the guard is dumb enough to come into your cell, why not shiv him just on principle?

    3. Re:"Killer whale" by NIK282000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More so now that it knows that it's situation does not change when it attacks people. They aren't stupid animals and this one figured it out quick.

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    4. Re:"Killer whale" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Orca are carnivores, their natural prey includes seals - which are of comparable size and, for all I know, tastiness to a human.

      No, seals definitely taste better.

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    5. Re:"Killer whale" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      Plus, 'Sea World' is pretty much a life term in Supermax, except with more gawkers, for something of the size (not well proportioned to live in a swimming pool) and intelligence (relatively high) of a killer whale.

      And the gawkers have less intelligence than their usual diet...

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    6. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The name says it all, really. Orca are carnivores, their natural prey includes seals - which are of comparable size and, for all I know, tastiness to a human.

      The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality. They're whales, and they're killers. Get in a tank with one at your own risk.

      Oh fuck you're so wrong. Shut up, quit spouting incorrect drivel, and grow a brain.

      They ARE dolphins, and not true whales:

      The killer whale is one of 35 species in the oceanic dolphin family, which first appeared about 11 million years ago. The killer whale lineage probably branched off shortly thereafter. Although it has morphological similarities with the pygmy killer whale, the false killer whale and the pilot whales, a study of cytochrome b gene sequences by Richard LeDuc indicated that its closest extant relatives are the snubfin dolphins of the genus Orcaella.

    7. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seals and humans don't taste much alike at all. Seal is a rather bloody meat and tastes a lot like fish (not suprising since that's what they eat). Humans are said to taste a lot like pork from all accounts.

    8. Re:"Killer whale" by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2

      They aren't stupid animals and this one figured it out quick.

      1991, 1999, 2010. One attack every decade is "quick"?

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    9. Re:"Killer whale" by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality.

      "Rebranded"? Orcas belong to the family Delphinidae, the oceanic dolphins. They're commonly referred to as "whales" but that's not technically accurate. But hey, don't let science get in the way of your little speech about "marketing."

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    10. Re:"Killer whale" by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Seals and humans don't taste much alike at all. Seal is a rather bloody meat and tastes a lot like fish (not suprising since that's what they eat). Humans are said to taste a lot like pork from all accounts.

      (not suprising since that's what they eat).

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    11. Re:"Killer whale" by mooingyak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Orca are carnivores, their natural prey includes seals - which are of comparable size and, for all I know, tastiness to a human.

      No, seals definitely taste better.

      Says someone who clearly doesn't know how to properly prepare human.

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    12. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the Muslims would like to have a word with you, followed by some Jews and Hindus.

    13. Re:"Killer whale" by voss · · Score: 1

      Except as a rule they dont attack humans in the wild. Even the one documented attack was a non-fatal one.
      If that orca wanted to kill the human he wouldnt have let him go. I even suspect the killer whale mistook
      a surfer in a black wetsuit swimming among seals for a seal. You dont swim in the waters of northern california without one.

      http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2245&dat=19960117&id=GIo1AAAAIBAJ&sjid=QiEGAAAAIBAJ&pg=3872,1646286

      Why dont orcas attack humans? 1) Orcas that attack humans would tend to be hunted down 2) Humans are not part of the regular diet
      of an orca.

    14. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, seals taste like fish and people taste like pork...er, so I'm told.

    15. Re:"Killer whale" by NIK282000 · · Score: 2

      Can you think of any people who have killed once a decade, been in the news for it and not been punished? They probably stopped doing shows for a while but that's not really a negative change for the whale, just a change that it would notice.

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    16. Re:"Killer whale" by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Humans are of little nutritional value to Orcas. We don't have a crap load of fat. Not the humans that regularly engage in water sports anyway.

    17. Re:"Killer whale" by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Everything tastes like chicken, or does chicken taste like everything?

    18. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do orca have morals, ethics, and honor the preservation of intelligent life? Would it know intelligence if it patted it on the head and gave it food? For all I know, orca are psychopaths. One minute they're happy you're around, the next it, it bites your head off only later wondering when you will return to give it the attention it's used too. Animals are fucked up that way (including us)!

    19. Re:"Killer whale" by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 4, Funny

      So given what Tilikum did to that guy who snuck into his tank, I'm guessing he'd taste like sausage.

    20. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, they're fucking called KILLER whales, what the fuck do people think that means?

    21. Re:"Killer whale" by jkflying · · Score: 1

      OK, how about renaming them "Killer Dolphins". Seriously, what GP was talking about was the removal of the 'killer' from their name. If we were hearing about a lion, tiger, pack of hyenas or grizzly bear that killed people that snuck into its cage after dark nobody would care.

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    22. Re:"Killer whale" by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So they're Killer Dolphins then.

      You can call them Killer Butterflies if you want. The point is, they're PREDATORS. You can train them, but you can't tame them. Sooner or later, they're gonna decide you look better than the fishes you're tossing at them, and have themselves a little snack.

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    23. Re:"Killer whale" by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Toothed whales are whales. That there are 2 branches in the whale family doesn't make one 'true' or the other 'false'.

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    24. Re:"Killer whale" by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

      Orcas are delphinidae, which *are* a part of the cetacean order. So they are very much technically whales, and it is quite correct to call them that.

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    25. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Dolphins aren't? Dolphins even have the same sadistic tendencies as Killer whales, its just less visible since their prey is smaller fish and not large mammals as with killer whales.

      I think the main difference with dolphins is that their size:
        - in comparison, their enclosures are a lot smaller than the ones of dolphins
        - They are way more expensive so the groups in captivity are tiny (a lot of times just 1) and they are less likely to be killed after an attack than dolphins.

    26. Re: "Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure a seal would say you taste better.

    27. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quit spouting incorrect drivel, and grow a brain

      You should take your own advice. All dolphins are whales.

    28. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, they're PREDATORS. You can train them, but you can't tame them.

      By that reasoning you can't tame dogs.

    29. Re: "Killer whale" by stokessd · · Score: 1

      " We don't have a crap load of fat. "

      Please visit the Midwest, we have deep fried everything.

    30. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that reasoning you can't tame dogs.

      Dogs are pretty unique. Even so, we haven't tamed any six-ton dogs.

      The only obligate carnivores we've domesticated are cats, and we have no illusions about how dangerous even moderately large felines can be. Attacks on humans by big cats in captivity are not uncommon.

    31. Re:"Killer whale" by argStyopa · · Score: 2

      I think the previous poster's point was figurative, not literal; they were saying that it's been rebranded as "dolphin" (ala 'fun, playful sea creature that does tricks for humans') as opposed to the murderous-sounding 'killer whale'. For people - who are roughly the same size/shape of the orcas' main prey animals - to get into a tank with them is either insanity or a staggering level of naivete.

      So aside from your pedantry, their point was correct: that they are top-tier predators who probably haven't "humanistic" sensibilities about killing another living creature.*

      *there are giant swathes of humanity that likewise don't have such sensibilities, and to be absolutely honest, dolphins aren't necessarily the charming, lovable, "smiling" playful ocean clowns they've been portrayed as, either. #brutalgangrapistsofthesea

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    32. Re:"Killer whale" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Lord Dagon's Tithe only comes due from time to time.

    33. Re:"Killer whale" by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Dolphines are true whales too.
      What ever you might mean with true and untrue whales.

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    34. Re: "Killer whale" by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Note the later clarifying sentence "Not the humans that regularly engage in water sports anyway."

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    35. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can you think of any people who have killed once a decade, been in the news for it and not been punished?

      Not been punished? The perp you are talking about has been in prison the whole time.

    36. Re:"Killer whale" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality.

      Accuracy (or lack thereof) aside, this is actually only because the marketing for dolphins is such ridiculous bullshit. Everyone loves to think of them swimming with ships but nobody likes to think about the rape gangs. Dolphins are varied individuals just like all complex organisms.

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    37. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you SEEN a typical human lately?

    38. Re:"Killer whale" by el+jocko+del+oeste · · Score: 1

      Says someone who clearly doesn't know how to properly prepare human.

      I'm still looking for a good humanitarian cook book.

    39. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality.

      "Rebranded"? Orcas belong to the family Delphinidae, the oceanic dolphins. They're commonly referred to as "whales" but that's not technically accurate. But hey, don't let science get in the way of your little speech about "marketing."

      Like the science that dolphins ARE whales? It is technically accurate to refer to any cetacean as a "whale," in that non-marine-biologists commonly use the terms interchangeably. That's like saying it's not technically accurate to call a parrot a bird, or a square a quadrilateral. It may not be precise, but it's not inaccurate.

      I do agree on this not being a "marketing" issue, though. Scientists as a group may be many things, but savvy marketers tends not to be one them. Orcas are in the the dolphin family of cetaceans.

    40. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're Killer Dolphins then.

      You can call them Killer Butterflies if you want. The point is, they're PREDATORS. You can train them, but you can't tame them. Sooner or later, they're gonna decide you look better than the fishes you're tossing at them, and have themselves a little snack.

      I prefer Killer Klowns from Outer Space...much better than Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

    41. Re:"Killer whale" by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Says someone who clearly doesn't know how to properly prepare human.

      Maybe he just needs a good cookbook.

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    42. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have a crap load of fat.

      Have you been to the beach lately??? ;)

    43. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name says it all, really. Orca are carnivores, their natural prey includes seals - which are of comparable size and, for all I know, tastiness to a human.

      Well, let us look at a handy source of information. Smaller seals can be 45kg (99lb) while the larger ones can be 4000kg (4900lb). Taking from the opposite direction, the seals specifically listed as prey for orcas are listed as being 400kg (880lb) to 4000kg (4900lb). I'd say most orca prey is rather a lot larger than humans. Seals also tend to have quite a fit of blubber (fat) which tends to provide a lot of calories and thus be tasty to predators. So, humans are within the limits of orca prey, but rather smaller and away from most of what they go after.

    44. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me think of the face-palm I got when I heard, "That is a square not a rectangle."

    45. Re:"Killer whale" by Zynder · · Score: 1

      And "technically correct" is the best kind of correct!

    46. Re:"Killer whale" by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      The poster you're replying to is either ignorant, or using some extremely non-mainstream zoological classification. Dolphins are one of the cetacea, the order of whales.

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    47. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The way the species has been rebranded as a "dolphin" is one of the triumphs of marketing over reality."

      "Rebranding"? "Marketing"? For what purpose? To hustle B-grade films like "Orca"? "Orcas are just big dolphins! You'll enjoy the scenes of dolphins at play!" Yeah. Right. "Get into a tank with one at your own risk." What other way is there to do it? At the risk of an incredibly-stupid management and its insurance company?

      What's the point of posting utter nonsense?

    48. Re:"Killer whale" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they are rather sadistic"

      No they're not, no more than a housecatcat toying with a mouse until the mouse dies is sadistic. Only a being fully-conscious of what it's doing can be sadistic. An animal is just doing what God, nature, evolution, whatever, intends for it to do, nothing more.

    49. Re:"Killer whale" by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Orcas are delphinidae, which *are* a part of the cetacean order. So they are very much technically whales, and it is quite correct to call them that.

      Except not all members of the order Cetacea are whales. All cetaceans are marine mammals, but just like some cetaceans are whales, others are dolphins and porpoises. Similarly, humans are of the order Primates, but that doesn't make a human the same thing as a monkey, because while monkeys are primates they are not apes.

      To sum up, scientists have invented a system by which to classify animals. Order is one level of it, but it gets much more specific than that, and that wasn't done for "marketing" or "branding" reasons. Furthermore, it seems silly to justify one's own ignorance by pointing the finger at the people who know what they're doing like they're purposefully trying to confuse everybody, when they're really trying to do the opposite.

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    50. Re:"Killer whale" by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      [citation needed].

      Cetacea derives from the Latin for 'whale'. Its extant 2 branches are called "toothed whales" and "baleen whales", i.e. each branch is a class of whale and the encompassing order is therefore 'whales', so far as any living animal is concerned. Dolphins and porpoises come under "toothed whales", and are thus whales.

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  7. Ahem by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1, Informative

    "There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the homicidal killer whale,.."

    Homicidal . . . I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      homo human being + Latin: caedere to cut, kill

      this use is entirely appropriate. the 'homo' in homocide is an objective use rather than a subjective one. it means that a human is being killed, rather than that a human is doing the killing.

    2. Re:Ahem by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Slashdot, bringing pedantry to a new level.

      Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. If my wife or kids get tired of my pedantry, I can just point them here. They ain't heard nuttin' yet.

    3. Re:Ahem by Mitchell314 · · Score: 0

      The definition of homicide means when both the killer and the person being killed are humans.
      Citation: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homicide
      Many more citations: https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+homocide&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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    4. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you may want to get your dictionary out, the usage was correct.

    5. Re:Ahem by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't mean what you or the moderators apparently think it means.

      A homocide is a killing of a human. Someone or something which kills or tries to kill humans is thus homocidal.

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    6. Re:Ahem by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      I did. By definition of every dictionary I checked, homocide encompasses when a human kills another human.

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    7. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      homo, human
      caedere, to kill

    8. Re:Ahem by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
      Well, the dictionaries constantly add new words and new meanings and usages for old words. My pet peeve: pretty soon "begs the question" will have an accepted definition "raises the question" instead of circular argument fallacy . Insecticide is something that kills insects. It need not be insect on insect violence. So it is time we expand the meaning homicide to anything that kills humans.

      BTW in most barbershops in the USA they have a jar of disinfectant where they soak the combs, brushes and clippers, brandname "Barbicide". Shhh, don't tell them it is a liquid that kills barbers.

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    9. Re:Ahem by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Homicidal . . . I don't think that word means what you think it means.

      So, then... Patricide isn't when a father is killed? Ah, then it must be when he flushed my goldfish.

    10. Re:Ahem by fldsofglry · · Score: 1

      "There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the homicidal killer whale,.."

      Homicidal . . . I don't think that word means what you think it means.

      Must have been an awesome thought process for the reporter though: There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the human killer whale. Oh wait. No, that doesn't work. There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the homo-killer killer whale. That sounds stupid. There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the killer killer whale. That sounds even worse. There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the human killing killer whale. Fuck it. There's an interesting read at National Geographic by Kenneth Brower that probes the case of Tilikum, the homicidal killer whale.

    11. Re:Ahem by Arker · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would actually be a liquid that kills beards. Still not accurate.

      Homicide, however, fits perfectly in this case. Would-be pedants take note, m-w are idiots and always have been. If you cant find several places where they are wrong and you know they are wrong, you are not qualified to engage in pedantry.

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    12. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I could be terribly mistaken but last time I checked Homo did not refer exclusively to humans its root is "the same".
      If it was in this instance the killer whale killing another killer whale it would in fact be a case of homicide. However it is a killer whale killing a member of another species.

    13. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did. By definition of every dictionary I checked, homocide encompasses when a human kills another human.

      But not exclusively.

      homicidal
        adjective

              of, relating to, or tending toward murder:
              he had homicidal tendencies

      http://oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/homicidal

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      murder
        verb
      [with object]

              kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation:
              somebody tried to murder Joe

      http://oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/murder

    14. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really just try correct someone's understanding of the word whilst consistently misspelling it?

      Way to be credible!

    15. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They ain't heard nuttin' yet.

      They have not yet heard anything.

    16. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, then... Patricide isn't when a father is killed?

      It's only patricide if he's killed by one of his children.

       

    17. Re:Ahem by aevan · · Score: 1

      But is it still regicide if you weren't a subject?

    18. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homocide is a gay on gay crime. Did you mean homicide?

    19. Re:Ahem by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      No, but Dean Wormer is arguably an attempted fratricide.

    20. Re:Ahem by c0lo · · Score: 1

      The definition of homicide means when both the killer and the person being killed are humans.

      <pedantic_mode>
      Not exactly right.

      Latin hominus: "of a man" + Latin caedere: hacking or hewing (the verb is caedo)

      A woman hewing a man would still be called hominus caedere
      A woman being killed with an axe would still be called mulieris caedere not matter if the wielder of that ax is an Orca, a man or another woman.

      Ita est, you may be right, but for the wrong reasons: "homi" doesn't imply "the same", but only that whoever "homicided" the human was able to wield an axe.
      To describe a situation in which an Orca hacks another member of the same species with an axe, one should use "homocide", not "homicide"

      </pedantic_mode>

      Since "hew" has the meaning of: "to make or shape with or as if with an ax", an Orca commiting a homice is actually a correct expression (hew a human as if with an axe but using its teeth instead)

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    21. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Homicidal . . . I don't think that word means what you think it means."

      Yes, It does, in Latin countries we use Homicidal word all the time for referring to killing of people.

      If fact, homicidal is a Latin word that has been used for more than 2000 years in those countries. You will find it in ancient texts.

      It never ceases to amaze me how little culture some people have, and how smart they believe they are.

    22. Re:Ahem by pne · · Score: 1

      I could be terribly mistaken but last time I checked Homo did not refer exclusively to humans its root is "the same".

      That is correct in Greek but not in Latin.

      "Homicide" is a Latin-Latin compound (the first part is from Latin "homo", human), not a Greek-Latin one like "homosexual" (the first part is from Greek "homo", same).

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    23. Re:Ahem by semiotec · · Score: 1

      Maybe "Barbicide" was originally created to kill Barbie dolls (say, in case they get possessed by evil spirits and start murdering people) and they just found that it's more useful and commercially viable to sell as a disinfectant.

    24. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have not yet heard everything.

    25. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

    26. Re:Ahem by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      :)

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    27. Re:Ahem by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Begging the question and raising the question are both circular argument fallacies.
      Perhaps "begging the question" is not a wide used term in american english.
      However it is certainly an old and not a modern english term. Ofherwise I had not learned it in school 30 years ago and would not find it in hundret years old books.

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    28. Re:Ahem by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I could be terribly mistaken but last time I checked Homo did not refer exclusively to humans its root is "the same".
      If it was in this instance the killer whale killing another killer whale it would in fact be a case of homicide. However it is a killer whale killing a member of another species.

      Homicide, not homocide.

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    29. Re:Ahem by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Now you're arguing the fine points. What caught my eye first is that "homocidal killer whale" must be the pleonasm of the week. I mean, it's called a killer whale, WTF do you expect?

    30. Re:Ahem by aevan · · Score: 1

      *snicker* took a moment to click, but good one

    31. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Today I took a vocabulary quiz at m-w and the supposed synonym for crescendo was peak. That's insulting to anyone who knows music or Italian. If at least they had offered climax as a synonym, that would have made a subtle point about semantic shift.

    32. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's strange because everywhere I checked, homocide isn't even a word.

  8. Not a surprise, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You take a highly intelligent creature, put it in captivity and then get in its enclosure. What the heck do you think is going to happen? It's amazing more people are not killed and a testament to the tolerance of the orcas.

    1. Re:Not a surprise, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that it needed to be very intelligent...

      Man: ~1.75m; ~0.086t
      Orca: 7-10m; 7-9t

    2. Re:Not a surprise, really by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Or good, old-fashioned, learned helplessness! It's amazing what sorts of useful institutions that little quirk can keep operational!

    3. Re:Not a surprise, really by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      You take a highly intelligent creature, put it in captivity and then get in its enclosure. What the heck do you think is going to happen?

      Hmmm...

      a 27-year-old man who stayed after the park closed and evaded security to enter the orca tank was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off.

      A gobble gone wrong? Worst blow-hole job ever?

    4. Re:Not a surprise, really by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      You take a highly intelligent creature, put it in captivity and then get in its enclosure. What the heck do you think is going to happen?

      You get amazing footage?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmXTsxxT9po
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxPaUUaxGlM
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RCYUa3Kbg
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXnOzsRaYU0

    5. Re:Not a surprise, really by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of (IIRC) "Stranger in a Strange Land" - Heinlein. The Martian is brought back and kept essentially in a cage. Eventually someone is amazed that "they've managed to keep you alive and sane.", at which point the Martian says, "alive, not sane." More details not listed to prevent spoilers for those who have never read it.

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  9. What did you think was going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are locking up intelligent animals for our amusement. Animals much bigger and stronger than humans. Of course some of them are going to kill us. That's what we get.

    1. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree to the fullest.

    2. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Provocateur · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus, they must have gotten really tired of being fed fish all the time.

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    3. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the mods are being wooshed here.

    4. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Ghjnut · · Score: 1

      But...but...we just want them to play with us.

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    5. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seals are too expensive, and would squick the audience.

      Fish are on the 'not real animals' list, along with insects and rodents. That means you can do anything you want to them and only the PETA-nuts will object. They don't trigger an emotional response in humans. Seals, with their big eyes and human-scale size, do.

    6. Re:What did you think was going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aparently in one case the Orca wanted to add nuts to his diet.

  10. They are called "Killer Whales" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The strange part is they don't eat people first chance/every chance.

    1. Re:They are called "Killer Whales" by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      They're not called Killer Whales because they kill people.
      They're one of the only "whales" that kill whales.

  11. Where are the editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do the editors continue to approve submissions by " Hugh Pickens DOT Com"? It's clearly spam/advertisement for some crappy movie, but I've seen it a few times in submitted stories. C'mon now.

    1. Re:Where are the editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have been eaten by orcas

    2. Re:Where are the editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, my guess is something happened to Hugh Pickens' old ID so he picked something easy to remember. Unfortunately for those not so strong with the Force, they had to go check it out.

  12. Call it Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what it is; both sea world and the "journalists" are exploiting lies to make money.

  13. Dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These Orca things are dangerous! to stop people voluntarily getting into the tanks with them I suggest a name that's also a warning. Maybe 'Killer aquatic mammal'.

    1. Re:Dangerous! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      Or "Sea Orks".

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    2. Re:Dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Sea Satan?

    3. Re:Dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest "Swift Black Death Machine."

      On a completely unrelated note, does anyone here want to form a metal band? I just recently came up with a great name for one.

  14. Animal Rights Group Alarmism by VinylRecords · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes...orcas are killers. Seen the wild they will use a baby seal like a volley ball. Torturing it for quite some time before it dies. They are 6-ton predators who rule the waters. Evolved natural killing machines. It is a risk to swim with them of course.

    But for the most part they don't kill humans. In fact some of the deaths have been result of the orcas playing too hard and not fully understanding that their human companions are land based creatures not capable of being underwater too long. Some, I guess I'll call them 'water show entertainment' deaths, were because the whales kept a trainer in their mouths for fun but ended up swimming beneath the surface for two or three minutes. Drowning their human trainer.

    But the safety records are fine. If the Animal Right's Groups are saying that the wild animals should not be kept captive because they are dangerous to humans it is a terrible argument. The overwhelming majority of captive animals don't kill or harm humans. If these groups were against animal captivity they need to argue about the exploitation of animals and effectively animal slavery for corporate profits. Instead they are wasting time exploiting deaths, many accidental, many not even of actual trainers but of idiots who jumped over the fence to play with killer whales, giant monkeys, and fully grown lions.

    This is the same alarmist response the news media does whenever a shark attack kills someone. "Oh my god it was 20 feet long...fin those sharks....for the children". Sharks kill a few people a year and there are millions of sharks and millions of humans who swim in the ocean. No need to sensationalize.

    Personally I don't think that most zoo animals enjoy captivity. But most zoo animals are smart enough to know that they are at the mercy of their human masters. The humans provide them clean living conditions, food, and water. They can get a whale to swim ten laps and fly out of the water for a fish treat. But sometimes a killer whale remembers that animal instinct and forgets his training. The trainers know the risks. It's not like these whales are flying out of the stands like a NASCAR crash gone wrong and killing people in the crowd.

    1. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not like these whales are flying out of the stands like a NASCAR crash gone wrong and killing people in the crowd.

      Yet.

    2. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      What we need is to put lasers on the orcas so that they can clearly show their dangerous nature by frying people from afar when they feel like it. I'd wager people would be a bit less likely to swim with them then.

    3. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like these whales are flying out of the stands like a NASCAR crash gone wrong and killing people in the crowd.

      Hmm, yeah whales are big, it would take something strong as a tornado to toss a whale about like that... a whale-nado? Sharknado sequel confirmed!

    4. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by cybaz · · Score: 1

      Someone call the Syfy channel, I think we have a Sharknado sequel

    5. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whalecane? Orcaphoon? What do you think?

    6. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If these groups were against animal captivity they need to argue about the exploitation of animals and effectively animal slavery for corporate profits

      They talk about that all the time. Even if you disagree with them, how have you not heard of them talking about such things, almost to an excess of some anti-captivity spiels being a thinly veiled anti-corporate spiel? If anything, it happens so much it gets tuned out, and most people don't care. That is why some groups will try to go at it from different angles. If they know the caring about the animal angle doesn't work, they try things that have more direct impact on humans.

    7. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the safety records are fine.

      They're acceptable, but they're not fine. One of the points made by a former trainer when talking about the movie is that being an orca trainer should be classified by OSHA as a dangerous job, which I gather would cost Sea World a bunch of money in extra pay, safety precautions and insurance. But because of lobbying by Sea World, it's still classified as being no more dangerous than office work.

    8. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by plopez · · Score: 1

      For the most part dogs don't kill humans. But when they do we put them down. Sea World is showing a reckless disregard for the safety of their employees. All in the name of profit.

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    9. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Kagato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off Orca's don't kill humans in the wild because they swim in cold waters that don't have humans. It's not like they are native to the coastal Florida beaches. The bit about animals being smart enough to know who the human masters are. That is factually untrue. In most zoos the protocols are all about keeping the zoo keepers out of harms way of the animals. Feeding the animals is one of the most dangerous parts of the job. Making a grab for a keepers during feeding time is quite common and equipment and protocol are designed to reduce the risks.

      Make no mistake, most real zoos wouldn't even fathom having an Orca show with close trainer interaction. There's a night and day difference between non-profit zoos and a multi billion dollar entertainment company.

    10. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by handleym99 · · Score: 1
      " It's not like these whales are flying out of the stands like a NASCAR crash gone wrong and killing people in the crowd.

      I smell a hit movie: Orcascar!!!

    11. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but:

      The humans provide them clean living conditions, food, and water.

      Living conditions: think of the orca's natural range: 200 to 800 miles, at a conservative minimum. They swim up to 100 miles a day. This is all easily searchable and verifiable; I won't even bother to cite, if you won't bother to back up such a simplistic claim.

      Now think of how much you can move about in a day, if you're lucky enough to be able to walk, and then think of living the rest of your life in a dirty, chlorinated bathtub. That is roughly comparable to the reduction in living space for the orcas. Your muscles would atrophy from lack of exercise, your health would quickly decline. Both of which happen to orcas - look at the dorsal fin of a healthy orca, then notice all the sagging dorsal fins of the ones in captivity. Read about what happens to their skin, their longevity, their teeth.

      Also think of never seeing your friends again, or at most, only one or two strangers occasionally, and the effects that would have on your mental health. Instead, you are watched and cheered at (though you have no idea it's cheering) by hundreds of different tiny monkeys, several times a day every day, until you are too exhausted to do their bathtub tricks. For the rest of your reduced life.

      Water - like I said, filtered, chlorinated, ozone filter, macro and micro life taken out, constant wiping of the concrete walls to take scum buildup off. Nothing at all like what should be passing through an orca's body.

      Food - do they get to eat fish, sharks, squid, seals, octopus, turtles, penguins? No. They get frozen fish and vitamin supplements, and they are goaded to do stupid human tricks to get it.

      But most zoo animals are smart enough to know that they are at the mercy of their human masters.

      Yes, they are. But many animals are also much more intelligent than most stupid humans give them credit for, including orcas. Watch this video where an orca hears her calf in another tank (and I would hazard a guess was distressed and wanted to go to it), but is made instead to train longer. She (Kasatka) takes trainer Ken Peters for a 15 minute ride, nearly killing him, releasing him always just in time for him to get some air, before letting him go. Kasatka could have easily killed him at any moment. Instead, and this is clear to me, she decides to teach him a lesson. This is just my take on it; you are welcome to disagree.

      http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57479185/caught-on-tape-whale-nearly-drowns-seaworld-trainer/

      Tillikum had a rough, unhappy history. Considering what they go through from capture to captivity, it is amazing that more human deaths haven't happened. If anything, it shows the amazing tolerance toward their stupid human captors, or perhaps they are too tired and depressed to do anything about it. I'm not an orca and I can't claim to know. But I consider myself smart enough to understand they are in terrible conditions, and are completely justified in fighting back.

    12. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SeaWorld Idiot Alarm!!!!! ..Insightful ..really ???

    13. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In terms of "likelihood of being killed on the job" it's still far better than pizza delivery, and that one's not getting re-categorized any time soon.

    14. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water - like I said, filtered, chlorinated, ozone filter, macro and micro life taken out, constant wiping of the concrete walls to take scum buildup off. Nothing at all like what should be passing through an orca's body.

      While most of your points here are ok, the bigger places have not been chlorinating the water for some time, since the 70s and 80s as it is so obviously bad and there is better tech available. Ozone works well if done right, because it will come back out of the water. It is still a unnatural prison for the whale,

    15. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      Well... maybe not large zoos. But at the smaller end, there are plenty of zoolike entities that deal with big cats (leopards, jaguars, tigers, lions) that have official policies against "fraternizing with the animals", but quietly look the other way when a few select individuals get some quality time with the kitties. I'd say the fatality rates are probably pretty comparable... every few years, someone gets killed under circumstances that, in retrospect, make it clear that the individual wasn't quite in tune with the cats(*), but divided by thousands of daily interactions, the number really IS small.

      Common themes to most of the orca attacks: someone was in the tank when they weren't supposed to, sometimes under rather questionable circumstances.

      I do, however, agree that Sea World fucked up its handling of the situation badly by making it consequence-free for the Orca. Some kind of punishment would have certainly been appropriate, if only to make it think twice before attacking a human again in the future. Unfortunately, it's too late now, and if there WERE some kind of punishment imposed after the next killing, the Orca would be unlikely to make a direct connection between the attack and punishment since it's gotten away with it three times already.

      (*) Strictly speaking, NO cat is "domesticated" in the sense dogs are. With cats, socialization early in life is everything. A fourth-generation feral tabby, Siamese, or moggy can mess you up as badly as any small wildcat... and will. A second- or third-generation leopard, cheetah, or cougar socialized with humans from an early age and raised like a house cat will snuggle with you on the couch and purr. Temperamentally, they really AREN'T any different from "house cats". When you really get down to it, ALL cats have a wild side, and socialization is what suppresses it.

      Size matters. The difference between the size & strength of a human and a random house cat is pretty big. They might bite and scratch, but humans have a big enough size advantage to prevail 99.999% of the time. In contrast, an adult female leopard (the smallest of the big cats) is pretty much a dead-even match for an adult human, and any lion larger than a cub is likely to win in hand-to-hand combat with a human. A pissed-off tabby can scratch you badly enough to need sutures. A playful lion or tiger can seriously mess you up by mistake with an inappropriate "love swat", and demonstrably feel bad about doing it afterwards.

      Almost without exception, the people who get killed by big cats are people who thought they could impose themselves upon them like a dog and/or feared them. Recognition of a cat's boundaries and respecting them is NOT the same thing as "fearing them". Even a tabby gets a headache or feels grumpy occasionally, and will lash out at you exactly the same way if you insist upon annoying them when they want to be left alone. A dog can be "trained" to be subservient to humans. Cats negotiate treaties on favorable terms ;-)

    16. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Talderas · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're already doing Sharknado 2.

      Perhaps they could have a spinoff. Typh-orca.

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    17. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If these groups were against animal captivity they need to argue about the exploitation of animals and effectively animal slavery for corporate profits.

      That'll fly in countries that can handle moral ambiguity, but in the USA most people still think that we eat certain animals because they're just meant to be eaten or something. They'll eat a deer but not a goat, a cow but not a horse, when the most relevant differences are in our heads and not those of the critters we're eating. Consequently, in the USA the only available approach is "won't someone think of the poor stupid humans". If humans have to admit that some of the things we call animals are people, then they will have to start thinking about whether their food is made out of people — just people with different arrangements of limbs and lobes, and inhabiting a different portion of the food chain.

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    18. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like these whales are flying out of the stands like a NASCAR crash gone wrong and killing people in the crowd.

      Yet.

      Yup. Just wait unti a tornado picks them up out of their pool...

    19. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by houghi · · Score: 1

      First off Orca's don't kill humans in the wild because they swim in cold waters that don't have humans.

      Are you sure? From the site http://www.orcasafari.co.uk/ :
      See Orcas or Killer Whales in their natural environment and still be home for bed ! Your day trip destination to see the Orcas or Killer Whales is in the fjords to the far north of Norway, and one area in particular where every year large numbers of Orcas congregate.

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    20. Re:Animal Rights Group Alarmism by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Someone call Blizzard. I've come up with a great idea for a game!

      Orcas Vs Humans

  15. Feed Willie! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 0

    nt

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  16. Tenuous relationships with animals by multiben · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've always been fascinated by people who keep dangerous pets or work with them. They often seem to hold the belief that their relationship with these creatures transcends their instinctive nature to kill. And for a time it seems that they are right. But you only have to piss off a grizzly bear one time, and all of a sudden you're on the latest episode of "People Who Domesticated Animals Which Shouldn't Have Been Domesticated."

    1. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And even then, if your pet tiger really likes you, but takes a nip at you, or tries to wrestle with you like he does with his siblings (that he also likes), you're not strong enough to handle it and you die.

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    2. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/Animals/Women/

    3. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If men knew the probability that a woman would amputate their penises while they were sleeping...

    4. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      I've always been fascinated by people who keep dangerous pets or work with them. They often seem to hold the belief that their relationship with these creatures transcends their instinctive nature to kill.

      Back in the Seventies there was an article on these folks in the short-lived US edition of Geo Magazine. The writer interviewed some, and noticed a recurring thread: they stoutly maintained that Leo would never hurt them; they had a good-sized bandage somewhere on them; and the first thing out of their mouths was a lame description of a kitchen accident...

    5. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I've always been fascinated by people who keep dangerous pets or work with them. They often seem to hold the belief that their relationship with these creatures transcends their instinctive nature to kill. And for a time it seems that they are right. But you only have to piss off a grizzly bear one time, and all of a sudden you're on the latest episode of "People Who Domesticated Animals Which Shouldn't Have Been Domesticated."

      I should like to see that show - what time and channel is it on?

    6. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've always been fascinated by people who keep dangerous pets or work with them.

      Nearly ALL pets are dangerous. Birds, cats dogs, ALL can maim or kill you if they are sufficiently motivated.

      But you only have to piss off a grizzly bear one time

      The same is true of a medium to large dog. Bears are at least smart enough (like dogs) to know better. There are locations in Canada where people feed polar bears quite well, in exchange for them not eating their dogs, and they behave quite well. Watching polar bears and dogs playfully wrestling with one-another is a sight to see.

      Big cats are far more instinctive. Siegfried and Roy deserve lots of credit for going so long before a maiming, but they're also the exceptions. Buddhist monks seem to be the only ones with the proper temperament to keep large cats. Contrast this with dogs, where the majority of people will do fine and not get themselves killed.

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    7. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by plopez · · Score: 1

      But if a dog is vicious it is put down. You do not keep sending your employees into close contact with it.

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    8. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      One of them did manage to get a highly acclaimed documentary about their inevitable demise. Good ol Timothy Treadwell aka 'the Kodiak snack'.

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    9. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just view it at your convenience.

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    10. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      we have these crazy rednecks who have private zoos full of wild beasts. of course you're going to get eaten. what's not natural is for man NOT to fear them.

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    11. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      And that, over many centuries of contract with humans, is a reason why dogs are safer than wolves or orcas.

    12. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by leereyno · · Score: 1

      "Hey Ya'll... watch this!!"

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    13. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the one scene I liked in that 'Life of Pi' movie. The young Pi is doing the spirit-bond thing with a captive tiger, convicted that he and the animal have some sort of deep connection. His rather runs the zoo, and realises that notions like this could expose Pi to great danger by causing him to disregard the very real danger such animals pose to their carers. His solution is simple, brutal and effective: He brings the tiger a goat, and makes Pi watch to demonstrate the tiger's total lack of compassion for potential food.

    14. Re:Tenuous relationships with animals by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      I've always been fascinated by people who keep dangerous pets or work with them. They often seem to hold the belief that their relationship with these creatures transcends their instinctive nature to kill.

      Back in the Seventies there was an article on these folks in the short-lived US edition of Geo Magazine. The writer interviewed some, and noticed a recurring thread: they stoutly maintained that Leo would never hurt them; they had a good-sized bandage somewhere on them; and the first thing out of their mouths was a lame description of a kitchen accident...

      Battered owner syndrome.

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  17. Some people are just jerks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reminded of Stampy the elephant and The Simpson's synopsis of why intelligent animals act poorly.

  18. Genes matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know an ex Sea World Orca trainer. She never had anything bad to say about the program. The killer Tilikum has been used for breeding more than any other male Orca though. I wouldn't think that was a good idea. Why not try to breed the aggression out of them?

    1. Re:Genes matter by Camael · · Score: 1

      I think we humans owe it to the rest of the animal kingdom we share the Earth with to breed the aggression out of ourselves first before we meddle with the lives of other thinking creatures.

    2. Re:Genes matter by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps aggression is not genetic? Perhaps it's not that easy either, since it takes 15 years for an Orca to reach breeding age, how many centuries do you think they have to spare?

    3. Re:Genes matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have a dog, cat or any other domesticated animal? If you do, shut up because you are a hypocrite.

    4. Re:Genes matter by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The first captive bred Orca was born in 1985. So they have already wasted nearly two full generations.

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    5. Re:Genes matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The killer Tilikum has been used for breeding more than any other male Orca though. I wouldn't think that was a good idea. Why not try to breed the aggression out of them?

      Are the other male Orca less aggressive?

    6. Re:Genes matter by internerdj · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think breeding aggression out of a carnivore might have detrimental side effects for the species.

  19. Not too timely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when slashdot used to get the scoop on the news. Now it's a few days late.

    1. Re:Not too timely by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I don't. It's always been a few days late.

    2. Re:Not too timely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't. It's always been a few days late.

      I always wait for the week late reposts....

      But even those have been coming out the same day, lately.

  20. Reminds me of NTSF:SD:SVU:: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Dolphin Lundgren, the dolphine serial killer genius.

  21. from the free-and-angry-willy dept. by Badblackdog · · Score: 0

    Throw a toaster in his pool

    1. Re:from the free-and-angry-willy dept. by plopez · · Score: 1

      Or have MASA send him to the moon.

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  22. Re:It could be worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice reference to the meaning of life, I knew there a reason I turn the comment filter off.

  23. Citatioin needed? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    "Almost all students of orca believe that they are deranged by captivity, some more than others."

    I really wish the author had gone into more detail on this point, it sounds interesting. The closest he got was a citation from a psychologist who said, we really should be careful applying psychological terms to animals that diverged from us 200 million years ago.

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    1. Re:Citatioin needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 million years was about the Triassic-Jurrassic boundary. Perhaps you meant 20 million, but we, (or rather, my species) has only been around about 200,000 years

  24. Normally once a kept animal kills or even bites a human, it is destroyed, under the theory it will be far less likely to do so in the future. I assume this wasn't done for half a dozen reasons stacking up, from it's too big, too hard to let go, how dare you, etc.

    > with his genitals bitten off

    Ouch! I wonder if he whaled.

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    1. Re:So by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      I assume this wasn't done for half a dozen reasons stacking up, from it's too big, too hard to let go, how dare you, etc.

      I think you left out "You can't buy a new orca for the price of a dolphin"...

    2. Re:So by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Normally once a kept animal kills or even bites a human, it is destroyed, under the theory it will be far less likely to do so in the future. I assume this wasn't done for half a dozen reasons stacking up, from it's too big, too hard to let go, how dare you, etc.

      And don't forget what happened the last time someone tried to destroy a whale.

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    3. Re:So by plopez · · Score: 1

      Dogs get two non-lethal bites. Upon the second reported bite, they get taken to the county shelter and put down or shot by the Sheriff.

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    4. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally once a kept animal kills or even bites a human, it is destroyed, under the theory it will be far less likely to do so in the future.

      I think you made a mistake. Didn't you intend to say it is destroyed because it is MORE likely to kill again in the future? Or were you just being captain obvious by stating the a dead whale is far less likely to kill again once he's dead?

    5. Re:So by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Pedantic mode on:
      So they only have ONE none lethal bite.
      If they get killed at the second, they don't have two.

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    6. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs get two non-lethal bites. Upon the second reported bite, they get taken to the county shelter and put down or shot by the Sheriff.

      Doesn't that mean they only get one?

  25. Capturer, not trainer by Reliable+Windmill · · Score: 2

    He killed his perceived capturer. If you capture and lock up an animal, you shouldn't expect anything else.

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    1. Re:Capturer, not trainer by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Yup. I'm cheering for the orcas here. Kill 'em all, Tilikum' kill 'em all,

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    2. Re:Capturer, not trainer by plopez · · Score: 1

      And if that animal were a dog it would have been put down after the first attack. It would have been classified a vicious and dangerous animal and not tolerated.

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    3. Re:Capturer, not trainer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm really wondering how you determined that the animal perceives them as 'captors'. It makes just as much sense that they would perceive them as 'food bringers.'

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    4. Re:Capturer, not trainer by Rary · · Score: 1

      Why one or the other? Most captors bring food to their captives.

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    5. Re:Capturer, not trainer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I just want to know how you have such deep insight into what the animal is thinking. At some level it may not even be aware that it is captured.

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    6. Re:Capturer, not trainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At some level it may not even be aware that it is captured."

      I just want to know how you have such deep insight into what the animal is thinking.

    7. Re:Capturer, not trainer by Reliable+Windmill · · Score: 1

      I'm really wondering how you determined that the animal perceives them as 'captors'. It makes just as much sense that they would perceive them as 'food bringers.'

      It's just perfectly obvious to most of us. To say that a creature would not be able to conceptualize its capture, restraint and placement in a strange and confined space into anything other than "I am in water, here is food, all is well." shows a huge lack of empathy on your part. I honestly hope you don't have pets, because you would only effort to become a keeper, never a companion or pack leader.

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    8. Re:Capturer, not trainer by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      Suddenly it makes sense why so much animal cruelty exists. Apparently many people are stupid enough to think animals aren't intelligent.

      I strongly suspect in these cases, the animals may actually be more intelligent than their keepers.

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    9. Re:Capturer, not trainer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's just perfectly obvious to most of us.

      That explains a lot about you. You're pretending to empathize with creatures you've never even met.

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    10. Re:Capturer, not trainer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I just want to know how you have such deep insight into what the animal is thinking. At some level it may not even be aware that it is captured.

      At some level, you may not even be aware that you're captured.

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    11. Re:Capturer, not trainer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You are right, I am unaware of that at every level.

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  26. Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Is that the attempted attack on Herbert Ponting or do we have at least two now? There's also been a few accounts of them breaking ice in an attempt to get sled dogs.

    1. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Sled dogs bark. Like seals. They never followed through all the way to actually attacking one of the animals either, perhaps indicating that they stopped once they identified that the dogs weren't the prey they were looking for.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by Talderas · · Score: 3, Funny

      *waves hand*

      These aren't the prey you're looking for.

      Move along.

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    3. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Considering the outcome of a successful attack it's not like we'd ever know if it happened. Then again it's more likely that those Antarctic explorers that vanished on sea ice either fell through or were unlucky enough to be on ice that drifted out to sea.

    4. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      I counted the instances on the Wiki page (I forgot to close the anchor tag in my comment) where it seemed an Orca had initiated a successful attack based on the brief descriptions. The 1 is an instance where an Orca actually bit a surfer.

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    5. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I know that goalpost shifting is the most popular sport here, but instead of that I prefer what's in the dictionary. I took what you had written at face value of "attack" instead of "successful attack". Thanks for clearing that up.

    6. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      It seemed like a lot of the "attempted attacks" in the wild were more like, the Orcas looked threateningly at our dogs, or the Orcas bumped into people in shallow water where it could easily have been accidental. Extraordinarily rare either way, captivity or no.

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    7. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Either way Herbert Ponting's description of the attempted attack on him demonstrates that it was not only deliberate but the whales are very good at hunting things standing on sea ice, to the point of anticipating where he was going to cross to the next ice floe.

    8. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      No doubt, I just watched a video of a pod of them training juveniles to wave wash a seal of of a floe.

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    9. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that link.
      I've been thinking about these whales a bit in the last two weeks since a few of them got stranded at a place where I used to swim as a kid. I had no idea that they ranged so far.

    10. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      They are probably pushing the boundaries of their traditional ranges to look for food. I wonder if that will put them into contact with pods from farther afield; apparently they don't speak the same dialects. The Wikipedia page (under Vocalizations) mentions that pod or region-specific call patterns are used frequently after calves are born.

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    11. Re:Meanwhile in Antarctica ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They are probably pushing the boundaries of their traditional ranges to look for food

      In this case I just thought of them as cold water whales but it turns out that they've probably been following humpback whale migrations into the tropics for a very long time.

  27. Go Orca! by ikhider · · Score: 1

    A few down, a few billion left. Who will win? Orca's or Skynet?

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  28. The Most Dangerous Animal by elsuperjefe · · Score: 2

    "Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see." -- Jack Handy clearly, he never saw an ORCA riding on an elephant.

  29. It's the fault of TEH OBAMA!!!!11!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Obama's fault!!1!1111

  30. 1999 guy a whale lover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait, was that guy in 1999 trying to screw a whale? because that's what it sounds like!

    1. Re:1999 guy a whale lover? by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      if someone dried to stick his dick up my nose, i'd probably bite it off too!

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  31. National Security Issues by hduff · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that National Security may be compromised if this confrontation continues. Everybody calm down and STFU or the terrorists win.

    And the children . . . What about them?

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  32. Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . where bullshit gets modded insightful. Constantly. Every hour of every day.

  33. Frustrated designer by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off

    He was just trying to demonstration his new high-fashion concept of a Eunuch Tunic.

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    1. Re:Frustrated designer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that night, Tili got himself some free willy. But did Tili cum?

    2. Re:Frustrated designer by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      "Eunuch Tunic" That's a bit of a mouthful.

      ~Tilikum

  34. That took some balls... by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    a 27-year-old man who stayed after the park closed and evaded security to enter the orca tank was found dead and nude, draped over Tilikum's back with his genitals bitten off.

    ...literally.

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    1. Re:That took some balls... by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Into the orca pool == Out of the gene pool

  35. Ron White said it best... by tompaulco · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tilikum is a "Serial Killer Whale". Also, that's why they are called "Killer Whales" and not "Ocean Ponies."

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    1. Re:Ron White said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, that's why they are called "Killer Whales" and not "Ocean Ponies."

      I can imagine the naming debate now.

      "What should we call this creature?"

      "Ocean Pony!"

      "No, it looks like it could kill a person, we must warn everyone with a sinister sounding name. How about Killer Pony?"

      "But it's still in the ocean, Killer Ocean Pony is too long..."

      "I've got it! Whales live in the ocean too, how about Killer Whale?"

      "Well, guess that's settled."

    2. Re:Ron White said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be 'killer dolphins' really. They were branded as whales because of their size, before scientists worked out that they are actually dolphins. Just really big ones.

    3. Re:Ron White said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF was that?

    4. Re:Ron White said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be 'killer dolphins' really. They were branded as whales because of their size, before scientists worked out that they are actually dolphins. Just really big ones.

      dolphins are a suborder of whales.

  36. What you eat by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    (not suprising since that's what they eat).

    If that were true in all cases we'd taste like Cheetos.

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  37. Stand your ground Willy! by voss · · Score: 1

    An orca that kills a human trying to capture it in the waters of florida is legally in the right.

  38. They are called Killer Whales... by RLU486983 · · Score: 1

    and they killed something. What exactly is the problem here?!? :-/

    1. Re:They are called Killer Whales... by plopez · · Score: 1

      That Sea World let it happen 3 times.

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  39. This is an apex predator by Beeftopia · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) Killer whale teeth.
    2) Killer whale skull.

    The killer whale can weigh up to 22,000 lbs for males and 16,000 lbs for females, and be up to 32 feet and 28 feet long respectively. A great white shark can reach up to 5,000 lbs and 20 feet long.

    I saw a PBS video showing great whites feeding on seals at a beach. Suddenly the great whites fled and shortly thereafter, orcas showed up to begin feeding. The narrator noted that orcas can kill great whites.

    The male killer whales at Seaworld weigh 5-6 tons. It's quite remarkable that these orcas have not killed more trainers.

    1. Re:This is an apex predator by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Given that it's equipped with teeth like that, and all they seem to get, in captivity, are fish that it swallows whole, I wonder if they miss/have an urge to just rip into something..

    2. Re:This is an apex predator by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      And that's a juvenile orca skull (image at bottom of page). Googling "killer whale skull" leads to a lot of results showing very large skulls, and it's unclear whether they're prehistoric. This was clearly labeled in that link so I linked to it.

      Secondly, there are different types of killer whales, ocean-going ("transients") and near-coastline ("resident") types. The ocean-going ones are the classical wolves of the sea, highly intelligent pack hunters devouring whales and other marine mammals, while the near-coastline ones typically dine on mostly fish.

  40. Streisand effect at work by Camael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From TFA:-

    In the week before advance screenings in Los Angeles and New York, SeaWorld sent out a "Dear Film Critic" letter that castigated the documentary as "shamefully dishonest, deliberately misleading, and scientifically inaccurate." Journalists and bloggers around the world, never averse to controversy, pricked up their ears. If the film's producers ever worried about insufficient funds for advertising, they can lay that fear to rest.

    I don't think free publicity was what SeaWorld had in mind. I have not even heard of this movie before this, now I have to admit I'm curious.

    1. Re:Streisand effect at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have not even heard of this movie before this, now I have to admit I'm curious.

      Babs, is that you?

  41. More in depth article: The Killer in the Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Written a few years ago by Outside Magazine following the trainer's death. Very good read.

    The Killer in the Pool

  42. You own link proves you wrong by Camael · · Score: 1, Informative

    You are so wrong and your own link proves it. Let me set out the parts you clipped off in the definition:-

    murder
    noun
    the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another

    verb
    [with object]

    kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation

    By your own source, murder can only be committed by human beings on other human beings. Since whales are not human beings, they cannot commit murder, and by extension they cannot have homicidal tendencies.

  43. This documentary is inaccurate and misleading. by Snufu · · Score: 0

    The leading cause of death at sea parks is not from animal attack, but fire.

  44. what does a 6 tonne killer whale eat? by jsepeta · · Score: 4, Funny

    whomever he pleases

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  45. Or... by Molochi · · Score: 1

    Homo as a root often means "the same". As in homosexual, or homonym. If you classify some dolphins (like Killer Whales) as sentient then it could be a sentient on sentient attack resulting in homicide.

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    1. Re:Or... by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Not the case here though. Where homo means same, as in homogenous, it's coming from the Greek prefix homo- meaning same. The noun homo, hominis comes from the Latin. Of course the pain of figuring this stuff out only gets worse when you know both languages and find words haphazardly compounded from both Greek and Latin roots (given the context, homosexual comes to mind, a term coming from 19th c. psychology) in ways that make classicists twitch. Medical Latin is far worse than the admittedly idiomatic legal Latin in this regard, but scientific names just make a fellow want to drink away the pain. Honestly, though I recognize the need for unique terms, we may as well be using Klingon as some of the things they come up with.

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we've got going on is a conflation of Greek and Latin loanwords. Sure enough, Homo in Greek is the prefix root for your example words i.e. "same".

      However, Homo in Latin is a gender neutral word for 'human being'. Just look at all of the romance languages which borrow this theme: homme, uomo, om, hombre, homem; though those have a generally male connotation these days.

      Homicide is a French loanword, which is in itself loaned from Latin. Homo "man" + cidium "to chop, hew, or cut out" So, I'd say using homicide in the case of a whale killing a man is apt enough.

    3. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's if the roots are Greek (homo and hetero are of Greek origin). Eg: homophone -> homos (“same”) + phone (“sound”).
      In Latin-based words, homo translates to man/humanity (eg, as in the genus homo)

    4. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're mixing languages.

      'Homo' is the latin word for 'human.' It is also, coincidentally, the greek word for 'same.' There's no connection there - it's a short two-syllable word, so it just happened to crop up in two languages by chance.

      The greek word for human is 'anthros.' As in 'anthropology.'

    5. Re:Or... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Homo in the sense of "same" is greek.
      Homo in the sense of "man" is latin.

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  46. Blurb is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1999 victim did not have "his genitals bitten off". Here is the medical examiner's report: http://www.scribd.com/doc/119465495/Daniel-Dukes-Medical-Examiners-Report

    The guy had a lot of bites, cuts, scrapes etc., but not the specific, seemingly purposeful bite the writeup claims. I searched on this because of what it implied about the orca. The question remains where the writer got this pseudo-fact. It certainly tarts up the story.

    1. Re:Blurb is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "avulsion of the scrotum with testes" - "with the left testis separate"

  47. Animals = dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is silly. Dogs and cats kill people all the time. The crocodile hunter took crocs into captivity and studied them in various situations for years and died from a manta ray.

    Animals are dangerous. I don't really see the scandal here.

  48. So what? Animals are dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wonder about the press more than the attacks.
    Here's some numbers for dogs:
    http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/images/dogbreeds-a.pdf
    Collies have gotten three, and note that there's even someone killed by a cocker spaniel (not surprising if you ever owned one).
    The hound group includes two people killed by dachshunds.
    Admittedly, there are many more people owning dachshunds and cocker spaniels than Orcas, but the point is that if you mess with animals enough, they'll kill you. So what is the big deal with Orca attacks? They're just another animal.
    Cows kill someone about every few weeks - about 20 a year
    http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5829a2.htm
    How often do you see a article about someone killed by a cow?
    But every time a shark or Orca gets someone, it's international news.

  49. Contradictory statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Seen the wild they will use a baby seal like a volley ball. Torturing it for quite some time before it dies."
    "In fact some of the deaths have been result of the orcas playing too hard and not fully understanding that their human companions are land based creatures not capable of being underwater too long."

    sounds to me you are cherry picking here, and in one case attribute it to torture, and the other to playing. I am detecting a bias here.

  50. /. have shares in CNN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THis story has been spun around a lot...So... CNN Bought rights to Blackfish. Why is this now just showing up.

  51. Homicidal? by JockTroll · · Score: 0

    "Homicide" is killing a member of your own species. An orca killing a human is not "homicide". It's not even "murder" in this case. Just Darwin in action. There's a good reason those beauties used to be called "killer whales", they're among the finest predators that evolution ever came out with. You try to molest one, it bites you. And that's only because it's hard to use a gun with fins.

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  52. Is the NSA going to get involved by davydagger · · Score: 0

    3 incidents in 20 years and a incideniary title. Not to mention the common name of the Orca is "killer" whale.

    The only question is if they colaberated with the satanic goth kids to do columbine.

    Or the communists,

    Or the terrorists.

  53. Caution! by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Caution! Intelligent predator animals you keep captive and let do silly tricks may try kill you once they get the chance.

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  54. Re:It could be worse.... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hey, whales are people too... unless you want to use a literal definition of the root for homicidal:
    homicide
    Noun
    The deliberate and unlawful killing of one person by another; murder.
    Because then we would be talking about whale on whale crime... I don't care about that... "Whale on Whale Action" might get me to click... sorry, just morbid curiosity...

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  55. The trainers don't know the risks. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

    The trainers know the risks.

    Do they? Because the last time I checked, SeaWorld was still claiming that Tilikum was not actually trying to kill Dawn Brancheau when it grabed her by the arm, crushed her, dismembered her, and then ate her arm. They also claim the other two deaths were not deliberate (or that they don't know) when a review of the facts definitely indicates that Tilikum killed these people. I can't imagine anyone in their right mind working with this animal if they were in full possession of the facts. This is a safety issue, but SeaWorld is also deliberately downplaying that risk.

    1. Re:The trainers don't know the risks. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine anyone in their right mind working with this animal if they were in full possession of the facts.

      The actual known facts are right out in the open for anyone with two neurons to rub together to work with. If you don't understand that these animals are instinctive killers, you don't have any business getting anywhere near them.

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  56. Other movie by dargaud · · Score: 1

    I can't believe nobody mentioned the other excellent movie about killer orcas: rust and bones. OK, the orca is only the start of the story, but it's really good.

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  57. Well, THAT settles it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sea World and all their whale-hugger propaganda have been wrong all these years and their critics have been right... Killer Whales really ARE hyper dangerous nasty wild animals! We need to hunt them all down and kill them to make the seas safe for swimmers!

    Gotta go toss my collection of stuffed Shamu toys in the trash as start shopping for a harpoon...

    1. Re:Well, THAT settles it... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The whale-huggers despise Sea World. Hence the film. Hence the article.

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  58. Don't expect much sympathy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... from the Slashdot sociopaths...

    They have difficulty imagining how other PEOPLE feel, let alone orcas.

  59. What's the point of this exactly? by leereyno · · Score: 0

    Why are we keeping killer whales in giant fishbowls?

    Seriously though, what is the point?

    People dying while putting out fires, pursuing criminals, or doing other work that is dangerous, but necessary, is one thing.

    People dying so that tourists can watch killer whales jump through hoops? Not necessary.

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    1. Re:What's the point of this exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_accidents

      By your criteria shall we ban cinema as well?

      http://matadornetwork.com/nights/10-deadliest-concert-disasters-of-the-last-50-years/

      Live music is also dangerous.

      Perhaps a blanket ban on all entertainment is in order. People might die or get injured.

    2. Re:What's the point of this exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do cinemas and live music also involve capturing and enslaving an intelligent being against its will and for the rest of its life?

    3. Re:What's the point of this exactly? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      That's a false choice. Read one of the earliest entries on your list:

      Noah's Ark (1928). Three people died, one man lost a leg and a number were injured in a scene where several hundred extras were caught in the 'Great Flood'. The deaths were instrumental in the introduction of film safety regulations in the following year.

      People work very hard to avoid accidents in the film industry, and they are by no means a necessary to the production of movies. That said, some of the stunts they do are unnecessary and dangerous. I don't understand why someone would risk their life to make a movie, and if I were financing a movie, I wouldn't let it happen.

      On the other hand, working with large predators is always dangerous, and there doesn't seem to be any obvious way to avoid the risk. It shouldn't be done, and I can't imagine what people who run places like SeaWorld or wild animal theme parks could be thinking. I've seen grizzly bears and mountain lions in the wild. While it is thrilling, I do everything I can to avoid such encounters. I can't fathom why someone would want to work in close proximity with these animals, unless they did not fully understand the risk. It would be like working with live high-voltage lines just for the fun of it.

  60. The following family guy quote comes to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
    "I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

    - Chris and Peter in Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

  61. You're Anti-Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're just evolved animals just like these whales and everything we do is just as good and just as natural as everything they do

    We owe them Nothing

    and

    They owe us Nothing

  62. Re:It could be worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who are you, Adolphin Hitler?

  63. Vote or die. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    Users have the ability to mod and tag the submitted stories. You could have modded this submission down and tagged it "spam" before it hit the front page. You didn't. You have no one to blame but yourself.

    http://slashdot.org/recent is what you are looking for.

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  64. prepare a human? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Where is the Orca going to get a nice bottle of chianti then?

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  65. Some people are just jerks. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    That Sea World let it happen 3 times.

    And lobbied to prevent killer whale training being deemed a dangerous profession, with mandatory compensation and insurance commensurate with the increased risk.

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  66. We can afford it by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    What's the problem of people dying exactly? As a species, we can more than afford this and the people dying almost exclusively knew the dangers and chose voluntarily to expose themselves. People die for the most stupid reasons all of the time. It's part of life, not every death should have a significant meaning. People die from the most silly things all the time. Parachute jumping comes to mind as a good analogy. Stunt plane flying deaths haven't stopped people flying stunt planes either. The luxury we can afford as a species means people die from silly causes. As long as we can afford us these sorts of deaths, they will continue.

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  67. Free Willy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free Willy

    1. Re:Free Willy by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      I tried that once, I got arrested for indecency.

  68. Further Listening by mattington · · Score: 1

    I just thought I'd mention Ric O'Barry, Flipper's trainer. He's spent a life trying to eradicate captivity of Cetacea. Here's a link to an interview so you can listen to him in his own words. He's not a Seaworld fan and has some pretty good reasons why not. Hope someone finds this interesting, I sure did.

  69. Orca only eats testicles by jpallant · · Score: 1

    That an Orca, aka a Killer Whale, should actually eat something, like a mammal, is hardly surprising. Personally, I have no problem with it. Play with a giant, multi-ton monster that has been known to eat sharks and whales, and dolphins and seals, and what do you expect? These are predators. Keeping them confined will have consequences. This is what happens when the human races insists that it can dominate nature. Oops.

  70. Obligatory Neko Case by njvack · · Score: 1

    You know they call them killer whales
    But you seem surprised
    When it pinned you down to the bottom of the tank
    Where you can't turn around
    It took half your leg and both your lungs
    And I craved I ate hearts of sharks, I know you know it

    I'm a man man man man, man man man eater
    But still you're surprised, 'prised, 'prised, when I eat ya

    -Neko Case, People Gotta Lotta Nerve

  71. No reason for captivity ... _none_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this day and age, with the ability to observe animals as close as desired, in HD, there is absolutely no reason to put any animal in captivity. Correction: the only reasons can be profit and/or malevolence, a form of animal directed bullying.

  72. How stupid can humans be? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    We ourselves named them killer whales, why the hell aren't we taking the same precautions as we would with frickin' sharks?

  73. Sea-world can go to fucking hell. by Joah_from_Alberta · · Score: 0

    Free Willy you corporate mongers.

  74. Remember the 1977 move Orca? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    Orca

    This is a movie you should watch :)

  75. Captivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing or nobody fairs well in captivity. In the early 1990s, a blockade in Prince William Sound comprised of commercial fishing vessels and sport fisherman vessels attempted to keep Sea World from pulling 100 Orcas from the sound and doing tests on them and ultimately taking 10 of them back to their "parks" somewhere. The blocade ended to limit Sea World's testing and take to a lesser amount of interaction.

      Why is there any reason to doubt these great whales couldn't get pissed off and eat someone trying to tell it to do a flip in the water? If people want to see these great mammals so badly, let them go to the waters where they habitate.

  76. Drapetomania by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when it was still legal to own other people as property, pseudo-scientists diagnosed the slaves who escaped with a mental illness. The solution was to beat them into submission and treat them like children to cure the madness that caused them to want freedom.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapetomania

    Strange that when a whale kills its captor, we attribute it to a mental defect in the animal, rather than the miserable circumstances in which they find themselves. If I was kept in a room and made to perform tricks for the amusement of baby squirrels several times a day, I'd kill every fucking one I could get my hands on.

  77. Seaworld by koan · · Score: 1

    Should be closed.

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    1. Re:Seaworld by mikaere · · Score: 1

      I agree. Whenever someone mentions one of these places (Seaworld, Marineland etc), I say "are you talking about Aquatic Megafauna Incarceration World ?". Always gets them think about what a fucked up thing it is to imprison intelligent mammals.

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  78. BEWARE OF MOOSE by Zynder · · Score: 0

    I swam with them in the fjords of Norway

    Were you pining for the fjords? Eh, anyway that is the least of your problems. If you had been but a few miles away in neighboring Sweden, BEWARE OF MOOSE. The moose there are notorious for being ornery beasts. As a matter of fact, one time a moose bit my sister. It didn't hurt her too much but they are massive beasts and could have killed her if it had chosen to. I really hope that after all of these years of violent moose attacks, someone has sacked them.

    Spread the word! Keep Moose Awareness alive!

    1. Re:BEWARE OF MOOSE by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Off topic? Really mods? Turn in your nerd cards if you have never heard of a Swedish sister getting bit by a moose- a majestik one at that! Dammit mods, I really wish I could sack you all....more useless than a herd of 40 specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas, 6 Venezuelan red llamas, 142 Mexican whooping llamas, 14 North Chilean guanacos (closely related to the llama), 1 reg llama of Brixton, and 76000 battery llamas from "Llama-Fresh" Farms Ltd near Paraguay!

  79. Ask Siegfried and Roy, Steve Irwin, et al, by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    about statistics and probability. If you have enough contact with animals that can kill you, the likelihood of an incident detrimental to your health approaches one. No one, not even a professor of orca, can predict when the beast is having a bad day. Or a sore tongue. Or a misunderstanding.

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  80. one thing is for sure: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this whale is not gay