You know what Buzz Aldrin was doing while Neil was footstompin on the moon? Yep, he was doing practice slingshot runs, in case, you know, "shit happens, or the Mangalores come gunnin'."
My question for Valve is, why did it take them this long to port games to Linux? Did their janitor remove his headphones that one time and told them, hey I know this! And get on the phone to contact his homies about this crew (yea Valve, toldja before) that needed help boosting the FPS on nvidia, and bring some sandwiches, yeah Hold the mayo. Make it two. And no ice in the soda, remember what happens when it melts?
Smart investors around the world are investing heavily in cargo pants in anticipation of the gadget's arrival on the tech scene. Basement geeks are re-considering their previous decision to abandon trousers altogether, thinking perhaps that decision was a bit 'premature.'
They get a chance to redeem themselves this way, despite their most vehement objections. We will send these, some of our best(looking) specimen and speciwomen, to represent us, expendable they may be. For all knowledge, for all mankind.
the clerk overheard her saying it was for an uncle who was an Iranian resident.
Actually here is where the problem began. The Apple associate has an accent, and in overhearing her uttering those words, thought that she just said , My uncle is an Iranian President. So the associate acted by the book. He missed the opportunity to search her for concealed undergarments, though. Oh, that's right: Apple screens its employees.
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We should dump cream AND sugar as well so they have choices!
You know what Buzz Aldrin was doing while Neil was footstompin on the moon? Yep, he was doing practice slingshot runs, in case, you know, "shit happens, or the Mangalores come gunnin'."
My question for Valve is, why did it take them this long to port
games to Linux? Did their janitor remove his headphones that
one time and told them, hey I know this! And get on the phone
to contact his homies about this crew (yea Valve, toldja before)
that needed help boosting the FPS on nvidia, and bring some
sandwiches, yeah Hold the mayo. Make it two. And no ice in the
soda, remember what happens when it melts?
But now, with this incident, he can really claim that he is on the bleeding edge of technology.
What? Too soon?
Since he got assault, he needed pepper (spray) as well.
It's in f***in Tunisia! What are you going to do for water! Wait for the jawas!? I got two words for you, JACK and SQUAT!
Don't get me started on the A/C!
We need a new institutional culture that allows us to reach out to them.'
Cue MONTAGE featuring Cameron Diaz as cute "brutal" platoon sargeant yelling orders at misfis!
Uh-oh. They're HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeere!
And it's been modded to the MAX!
Be afraid...
Wouldn't it be hard to balance yourself on top of the streetlight while making a phone call? Unless you're Chuck Norris...
But don't blame me if I amass a pr0n collection that could outmatch Bin Laden's.
They are all stuck with 789 at the top row. I would prefer a phone-style keypad, not just with 123 as top row, but also have the abc-def etc.
Letterman always says that some of the potholes in New York City have their own Souvenir shops.
Anybody who watches the Miss Universe Pageant has always known Miss Colombia to at least make it as a semifinalist.
China's southern neighbor? I haven't seen Chinese movies where fugitives head south of the border. Wouldn't that be the ocean?
Smart investors around the world are investing heavily in cargo pants in anticipation of the gadget's arrival on the tech scene. Basement geeks are re-considering their previous decision to abandon trousers altogether, thinking perhaps that decision was a bit 'premature.'
Don't you mean iRonic? They better quit it now before they get bitten again with all the i-something stuff.
I don't know exactly what would happen, but they might smoke a cigarette afterwards.
Sorry to break it to you like that, Flanders.
They get a chance to redeem themselves this way, despite their most vehement objections. We will send these, some of our best(looking) specimen and speciwomen, to represent us, expendable they may be. For all knowledge, for all mankind.
the clerk overheard her saying it was for an uncle who was an Iranian resident.
Actually here is where the problem began. The Apple associate has an accent, and in overhearing her uttering those words, thought that she just said , My uncle is an Iranian President. So the associate acted by the book. He missed the opportunity to search her for concealed undergarments, though. Oh, that's right: Apple screens its employees.
Easy -- they're well aware of the americium. They just don't inhale.
And don't forget 'City on the Edge of Forever,' a Hugo award winner. And a GF winner I believe.
I would however wager that Arthur knew someone who knew someone who smoked pot.
They've taken bets on how many days he's going to stay alive.
Come on! The guy has no insurance!