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  1. Re:real easy innit on Apple AirPlay Private Key Exposed · · Score: 1

    Is this where Spock does you a favor by using his left hand instead of his right?

  2. Without using Visual Basic? on Involuntary Geolocation To Within One Kilometer · · Score: 1

    Color me skeptical.

    heck i was going for the cheap shot

  3. Re:I don't buy it on Sony CEO Lets Slip That iPhone 5 Will Have 8MP Camera · · Score: 2

    No, Steve will convince with a wave of his hand, not unlike the Dark Lords before him, that this is exactly what you are looking for.

    Pray that he does not find your lack of faith disturbing.

  4. Now we can blame BOOKS not Video Games! on Former Truck Driver Reconstructs A-bomb · · Score: 1

    I'm lookin at you, Tom Clancy! Sum of All Fears sound familiar?
    It seems that chapter explaining how to trigger the chain reaction was read by this *one* guy, who just happened to have picked up a hitchhiker who introduced him to the joys of reading. The guy told the driver NOT to read that chapter, which alas, made it more irresistible to read, like when I told my roommate, We're skipping this part where he slices the cop's ear off. Lo and behold that night said roommate kept hitting the BACK/FORWARD buttons on my remote.

    I hope this truck driver won't need to test it in real life, or have kids that play with hammers all day.

  5. Even the jocks will grab the next gen netbook... on MS Global Strategy Chief: Tablets Are a Fad · · Score: 1

    ...once those netbooks sport mega-gulp cupholders for gatorade-style drinks.

    Sport -- get it?

  6. Re:Improved tablets on MS Global Strategy Chief: Tablets Are a Fad · · Score: 2

    It's time for the wiki on slashdot include such pertinent items as karma and moderation. But don't launch it on April 1 FTLOG!

    non-fat wiki on slashdot can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot

  7. Re:Before everyone freaks on Things Get Worse at Fukushima · · Score: 1

    I know that most tabloids can put 'ACT OF WAR' headlines on page 1, but I am not so sure about those same tabloids posting 'N KOREA BEING A DICK ON A MASSIVE SCALE' in a similar fashion...

  8. Re:Then in 2016 .... on WP7 Predicted To Beat iPhone By 2015 · · Score: 1

    "Wait! I saw you drop the dice! Why'd you pick them up right away?"
     
    "Well they kinda gave off another reading...Something about the world ending in 2014...not important heh heh these things aren't known for accuracy...you know how it is..."
     

  9. How come y'all insist it's a cartoon FFS! on The Simpsons Reviewed For Unsuitable Nuclear Jokes · · Score: 1

    I can assure you it is reality, I've seen their house! http://rathausartprojects.com/blog/tag/architecture/

    You probably believe the Matrix isn't real, either.

    This offends me and my religion more!

  10. Re:You wouldn't like the answers.... on Can You Really Be Traced From an IP Address? · · Score: 1

    Good to know. Are you a lawyer, or is it because you've seen it happen, or you've been through an incident like you described? It is an honest question...

  11. Re:I'm confused... on Samsung Galaxy Ad Misleads With Fake Interviews · · Score: 1

    That's what they did before, when they tried to build the one, true car that everyone would like. And thus the Edsel was born, and it was presented to horrified crowds.

    I said, Edsel, not Prius.

  12. Today, the Galaxy... on Samsung's Happy Galaxy Tab Users Are Actors · · Score: 1

    Tomorrow, the world!

    Oh, wait...

  13. Maybe it was the harsh glare of studio lighting on Ask Slashdot: How/Where To Start Watching Dr. Who? · · Score: 1

    ...on everything that came from a UK studio (was it IFC?), but then those lights got really intense out of a BW TV set we had. I couldn't get into it or suspend my disbelief enough to engage. But seeing how some of you have pointed out that it's Science Fantasy, I guess I can breathe more easily now.

  14. Re:At the risk of my nerd card... on Ask Slashdot: How/Where To Start Watching Dr. Who? · · Score: 1

    And don't forget the stunning sequel...Wild Things, where she emerges from the Pool and even tries to establish close contact with the other female Neve Campbell.

  15. Why did you have to mention Edison? on Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion · · Score: 1

    Now even he has to explain how he made those recordings!

  16. Re:This is kind of creepy on Postal Sensor Fleet Idea Gets Tentative Nod From the USPS · · Score: 1

    They're already doing it.

    Didn't you get the memo? I mailed it....

    /* Cue ominous music ...

  17. Re:Before all you ABA haters get in a tissy... on Apple Moves To Stop Kids Racking Up iTunes Bills · · Score: 1

    Remember the passcode??

    Remember the current demographic of slashdot readers are the ones currently suffering from short-term memory loss. But we prefer the term "information overload".

  18. *Random* drug tests? What the h*** is that? on Cocaine Found At Kennedy Space Center · · Score: 0

    A. Were you born in the 60's? They currently use it in the outside world, yknow, where they have this thing called business casual or evencasual Fridays, and even Nonsmoking areas! In California, for cryin out loud! They even have restaurants that have tanks of pure oxygen, out in freakin L.A.

  19. NCIS: LA and The Peacemaker on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    Can you zoom in on the guy with the cell phone, and read his lips, or something to that effect. All from traffic cameras.

    The Peacemaker: A million people in New York City with backpacks. And they're able to figure out (through the use of satellites) which one to chase. Which is also why I can never watch Enemy of the State *rolls eyes*

  20. Re:Sneakers! on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes Sneakers enjoyable for me (other than Dan Aykroyd underplaying it this time, well done) is you have two very close buddies, one gets caught and becomes evil and rich after prison, the other hasn't changed, and the climax is all Temptation of Christ-like: Ben Kingsley asks Redford to join him.

    I think it's a metaphor for our generation, given the key to the untold wealth of the global (tech) kingdom, which would you choose? Transfer funds from the budget of the Bureau of Firearms Alcohol and Tobacco (iirc) towards the Campaign for the legalization of marijuana. Heck that's MY hero. Suspend your disbelief on this one, and grab the popcorn.

  21. Re:Doom Creator? FFS on Doom Creator Says Direct3D Is Now Better Than OpenGL · · Score: 1

    Really. I had to check if it was somebody else other than Carmack!

    You know what you just did, /. ?? From now on, heck, even tonight, a Friday night, no less, he will have to introduce himself in parties as 'Doom Creator' instead of waiting for either the awed silence that usually follows the mention of his name, or the alternative THE CARMACK?!!?

    Did we just fall into Digg, or something...Or did the submitter just want us to *feel* old all of a suddeGET OFF MY LAWN!!

  22. Re:REAL windows managers ... on GNOME To Lose Minimize, Maximize Buttons · · Score: 1

    I have used it. The hi-quality snapshot pager on e16, is a thing of beauty and has not been seen elsewhere, not even in e17 *sniff* T_T I tried going back, but I think only a few skins (presence, orange juice, a few blue-ish themes) age well.

  23. Seriously, I'm more worried on Gmail Accidentally Resets 150,000 Accounts · · Score: 1

    ...about /. double-spacing comments.

  24. W00T Got my 7G of free space back! on Gmail Accidentally Resets 150,000 Accounts · · Score: 1

    ...and the glass is half-full, I said...

  25. Re:so on Discovery's Final Launch Successful · · Score: 1

    Heck I'd be happy as a clam if I get to watch the launch close to the giant countdown clock (where exactly is it, anyone know?