When do we get to see the Michael Bay fire-and-explosions sequel where the One Man rappells down the office building, smashes the window to get in using auomatic fire, to retrieve the red stapler he left behind, showing them EXACTLY what he thought of the decision by putting a yellow post-it note on the manager's door (with URL link of slashdotter's opinions)?
Would it be possible to catch the flu in a movie theater? a crowded movie theater? a crowded movie theater filled with unwashed, unshaved gadget-bearing red shirt-wearing pointy-eared basement dwellers that have hardly been exposed to sunlight?
It's almost May 1, you know. Stop twitting, this is serious!
you're more likely to get beaten to death That's why Milla Jojovich(sp?) always carries two shotguns on her way to the hospital. Why not go there before the shooting and the burning and the devouring all start?
3) Somehow related to (2). Dust off those ol' Reagan papers and make a DeathStar. Make it dispose of debris efficiently by lasers (might be more pieces to float though) or grab them to feed what's in its internal trash compactor (sans Solo, Skywalker, and Leia).
Also, shoot at anything/anyone determined to beat the U S of A at the space race, but maybe that's just me.
Wait, you didn't find him in a cave out in the wilderness, did you? He didn't speak of some sort of priesthood or cult that he once belonged to, did he?
Careful what you wish for: mention this phrase 'who wouldn't watch a movie with a talking monkey' to a Hollywood exec and it automatically gets appended with '...opposite Samuel L. Jackson!'
What's the proper voice to read this in? Comic Book Guy? Morgan (Freeman)? Alan Rickman? There should be a video montage somewhere...please don't leave out Dogs and cats living together!
Sure, it's a bit cleaner, but there's no additional information
Didn't you learn anything from Enemy of the State? Those 1200 dpi will finally show us the guy's face even though the original face was only about 2 pixels wide!
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When do we get to see the Michael Bay fire-and-explosions sequel where the One Man rappells down the office building, smashes the window to get in using auomatic fire, to retrieve the red stapler he left behind, showing them EXACTLY what he thought of the decision by putting a yellow post-it note on the manager's door (with URL link of slashdotter's opinions)?
Excellent post, btw.
Would it be possible to catch the flu in a movie theater? a crowded movie theater? a crowded movie theater filled with unwashed, unshaved gadget-bearing red shirt-wearing pointy-eared basement dwellers that have hardly been exposed to sunlight?
It's almost May 1, you know. Stop twitting, this is serious!
you're more likely to get beaten to death That's why Milla Jojovich(sp?) always carries two shotguns on her way to the hospital. Why not go there before the shooting and the burning and the devouring all start?
3) Somehow related to (2). Dust off those ol' Reagan papers and make a DeathStar. Make it dispose of debris efficiently by lasers (might be more pieces to float though) or grab them to feed what's in its internal trash compactor (sans Solo, Skywalker, and Leia).
Also, shoot at anything/anyone determined to beat the U S of A at the space race, but maybe that's just me.
since I drug my girlfriend to all the Star Wars special edition showings
Yes the heavy meds helped, and with your arm around her shoulder to keep her standing in line with you...
But drugging your gf to watch Star Wars prequels has got to be a new /. low.
as in:
David Prowse: When do I get my check?
Lucas: (*waves hand ) These aren't the profits we're looking for; move along.
David: These aren't the profits we're looking for, move along.
(Lucas; phone rings) Hello? Steven. how are you?
Davif: Hello Steven. How are you?
Me? I put an mp3 of a motivational speech. But it's not your typical motivational speech. It's the one from this movie: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&oi=video_result&ct=res&cd=4&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dy-AXTx4PcKI&ei=dy7tSfroFOGLtgfZ-MDGDw&usg=AFQjCNFtelJ2xZHNg8bjv25DZJB-4jsk4Q
'Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now?'
*notices name
Screw the PDA, man! HE should be escorted out of the theater! I don't WANT to watch the Watchmen!
Here in Germany we can have beer at the workplace. And during lunch.
Oh wait, I'm not in Germany. I just work at a restaurant. My bad.
Wait, you didn't find him in a cave out in the wilderness, did you? He didn't speak of some sort of priesthood or cult that he once belonged to, did he?
Do I get a free T-shirt?
Careful what you wish for: mention this phrase 'who wouldn't watch a movie with a talking monkey' to a Hollywood exec and it automatically gets appended with '...opposite Samuel L. Jackson!'
And please don't make it look like one of those 'pods' that you can put in a coffeemaker at a Days Inn or La Quinta.
No, no, no, dumb study would be the one on their project dossier, p.94. I believe I saw the words 'to screw in a a light bulb' in there.
I've always done this.
You *are* the chef, aren't you? Just making sure, that's all.
Ok maybe not totally humane, but we *can* be civilized about it, as in...
"You have any last requests?"
Offering clam chowder to a lobster about to be scalded alive would most definitely be in poor taste.
In a bizarre twist in the OS wars, the authors require YOU to pay for a licensed version for Linux!
Clearly they've raised the bar and drew first blood!
What's the proper voice to read this in? Comic Book Guy? Morgan (Freeman)? Alan Rickman? There should be a video montage somewhere...please don't leave out Dogs and cats living together!
Divaloper.
Or you might read stuff like Kirk dies.
Oh, wait...
Well, if you go by his sig, he'll still defend you to death...right? Right? Hello? hmmm, seems like he left...
...well, it should play the 'Look at me, I am rich' wav file similar to that iPhone app, at least once during bootup.
Sure, it's a bit cleaner, but there's no additional information
Didn't you learn anything from Enemy of the State? Those 1200 dpi will finally show us the guy's face even though the original face was only about 2 pixels wide!
...for those who would prefer to Gnuke the site from orbit...
That is his day job, you insensitve clod!