Me, I'd really want instant-on more than always on. The suspend on ol thinkpads PLUS linux always messes up the sound (even IBM admitted this at least for this OS), so I hardly use either one.
...and then your girlfriend borrows your PC for awhile, you start a utility that will make the OLEDs draw a big red heart with the words 'Will you marry me?' (just like the cards the audience flips over in the stadiums during games).
Actually, 7-day trips for two to Club Med, but in the event that you're going alone, doing the Han Solo thing, that'll be a 14-day trip for one. With a fully loaded mini-bar in your room if you ever get tired of 'shaking hands with the wookie'.
And we shall all remember those words uttered by our mighty hero, who struck first in the name of all those who dwell above the sea, against the fearsome creature filled with ages of loathing:
"It was desperation. It's a $200,000 machine, and it's not insured."
I suddenly had this visual of him visiting the blast site of a meteor. All of his fellow scientists whip out their Geiger counters. He whips out the iPod, pretends to take readings. His colleagues stare at him, because they really know he's listening to music, humming like that, and they all read Slashdot. Also, it's the white headphones.
I'll hold them back, run as fast as you can! This is/.
Please gentlemen, what he meant was, VNC into your laptop, work from your desktop! He's from out of town! (/whispers, back away slowly from the pitchforks and the torches)
Pretty bold of you to say that among dualheaded freaks (myself included), but are you saying the second monitor is ulp! farther? I just need some clarification (pun unintendo'ed). ALthough this would spoil my widescreen preference for viewing Kate in Underworld, my precious eyesight might need saving.
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...and that's when I met Tyler Durden.
...Bill quietly chuckles to himself, satisfied that his $.2B purchase of Windows servers had gotten him the results he wanted...
'Now for some serious cooling!'
...and sending the resulting JPG to yourself in Mail.app.
You must think that us Mac owners are masochists.
Well, maybe if we ditched all the eye-candy and ran RatPoison on the Mac desktop. Maybe.
Oh, not that STUN. Damn.
Already locked and loaded, babay, ready 2 rok n roll...Why are you pointing that thing at me, it could be load...
*BLAM*
...that the recipients don't regift http://www.kavinay.com/dictionary/regifter.php
Those stickers that say "I read your email" suddenly take on new meaning.
And will be featured in special editions of the 'Despair' and 'Demotivator' calendars if you pre-order now.
Here's a link but scroll down to the FLorence image:http://intel.com/technology/itj/2005/volume0 9issue01/intro/p06_new_usages.htm
Me, I'd really want instant-on more than always on. The suspend on ol thinkpads PLUS linux always messes up the sound (even IBM admitted this at least for this OS), so I hardly use either one.
It's not a game unless it includes a final boss called http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=175431 &cid=14586192 the Dark Mother Goddess!
...and then your girlfriend borrows your PC for awhile, you start a utility that will make the OLEDs draw a big red heart with the words 'Will you marry me?' (just like the cards the audience flips over in the stadiums during games).
Imagine the possibilities...
Imagine having a girlfriend...
The fine print:
7-day trips to Club Med
Actually, 7-day trips for two to Club Med, but in the event that you're going alone, doing the Han Solo thing, that'll be a 14-day trip for one. With a fully loaded mini-bar in your room if you ever get tired of 'shaking hands with the wookie'.
And we shall all remember those words uttered by our mighty hero, who struck first in the name of all those who dwell above the sea, against the fearsome creature filled with ages of loathing:
"It was desperation. It's a $200,000 machine, and it's not insured."
*cut!
...they showed the patient how to do 'Scene Selections' during playback of the DVD 'Memento', and his head exploded.
Thank God. I thought everybody was just swearing like, F*** The Article...
3. Sell yourself to the devil
You know, I think I remember now exactly why we kept on not mentioning step number 3.
Ahem* ...links, please? Or do we have to wait for an AskSlashdot 'How do I upgrade my basement to bondage dungeon?'
AdultSwim is pushing Perfect Hair Forever
You know, if this weren't Slashdot, I'd be asking, well, what's wrong with that?
Why?
Turn in your geek badge.RIGHT NOW.
I suddenly had this visual of him visiting the blast site of a meteor. All of his fellow scientists whip out their Geiger counters. He whips out the iPod, pretends to take readings. His colleagues stare at him, because they really know he's listening to music, humming like that, and they all read Slashdot. Also, it's the white headphones.
lose the laptop, buy a real computer
/.
I'll hold them back, run as fast as you can! This is
Please gentlemen, what he meant was, VNC into your laptop, work from your desktop! He's from out of town! (/whispers, back away slowly from the pitchforks and the torches)
a second about twice that distance
Pretty bold of you to say that among dualheaded freaks (myself included), but are you saying the second monitor is ulp! farther? I just need some clarification (pun unintendo'ed). ALthough this would spoil my widescreen preference for viewing Kate in Underworld, my precious eyesight might need saving.
(Thanks to David Spade)
'And you are...?'
Not just chicks. Chicks with hardware.
But of course, I could be wrong...
.sig, right? Right? DAMMIT I needs to know!
That *IS* your
Hey I got out of the cubie farms (not by choice) and I've got time. Let me get one of these bad boys http://www.pfu.fujitsu.com/en/hhkeyboard/hhkbpro/i mages/Pronl_sumi_top1_a.jpg and see if my typing goes to ludicrous speed...
As long as it doesn't remap ASDF for my classic Quakin I'll be fine.
It turned out that both of them were watching MSNBC at the time that MSNBC noticed that their viewership had doubled.