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Giant Octopus Attacks Sub

Apostata writes "As reported by the CBC, 'Salmon researchers working on the Brooks Peninsula [British Columbia] were shocked last November when an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment.' Apparently it was caught on video, but no word on when/where it will be available. Apparently this is the first documented attack." Obviously the start of something bigger.

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  1. Video of attack by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    A link to the original video can be found on this page (video is 2.9Mbyte .mpg file). Also, a mirror of the video can be found here. The link above to the video page has a detailed summary of what happened:

    A giant pacific octopus attacked a Seaeye Falcon ROV working off Vancouver Island as it was locating and recovering receivers tracking pacific offshore salmon migration.

    The incident was caught on the ROV's video by Mike Wood of SubOceanic Sciences Canada. He had just located a data recorder and taken a grip of the cable with the ROV's manipulator arm, when suddenly an 80 lb octopus launched an attack.

    With tentacles 'as thick as man's arm' and a bite that he believed can exert 1000 lbs pressure, Mike Wood feared the octopus would bite the camera cable or umbilical and trip out the Falcon ROV.

    Not wanting to lose the receiver that he had just located he decided to take on the creature and after tightening his grip of the cable with the manipulator arm, revved the ROV's thrusters in reverse in an attempt to blast seabed particles at the creature. For a moment the octopus appeared to intensify its attack with its mantle flared but eventually the swirling fragments drove it away.

    The giant pacific octopus, octopus dofleini, is the largest species of octopods and although it grows to an average weight of 50 to 90 lbs with a span of 16 ft, a monster 600 lbs one has been recorded. They are intelligent creatures who can negotiate mazes and learn to unscrew jars to remove food. No problem disassembling an ROV then.

    1. Re:Video of attack by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Cthulhunoid Overlords.

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    2. Re:Video of attack by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, you too will be devoured, sycophant.

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    3. Re:Video of attack by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just as long as I'm devoured first. That way I avoid the horror the rest of you will experience.

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    4. Re:Video of attack by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "No problem disassembling an ROV then."

      No disassemble Johnny Five!

    5. Re:Video of attack by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently the best defense against a giant octopus is to use a large aerosol can of pixilation.

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    6. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in Soviet Russia, Sub attacks Giant Octopus!

    7. Re:Video of attack by eosp · · Score: 1

      It's Soviet Canada, you insensitive clod, eh!

    8. Re:Video of attack by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I saw one of the giant pacific octopus they have at the Seattle Aquarium in 2002. We were in Seattle for a football game, so I was wearing Vikings Purple and Gold, as the Octopus came out and looked us over, it would change to the colors of what it was looking at.

      My girlfriend wearing gold and yellow, the critter takes a yellow hue, then purple when it looks at me, then grey and blue as it looks my friend over. Cool stuff.

    9. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if it's one of Yuri's. Those Soviets have the squid mind-control in the bag.

    10. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't this get old after 3 stories a day?

    11. Re:Video of attack by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Cthulhunoid Overlords.

      I, for one, will overthrow any leader I cannot spell.

    12. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear god, I love Slashdot, where the parent earned an "Insightful" mod. :D

    13. Re:Video of attack by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah. Thats's why you americans vote like this...
      "Bush" is obviously simpler to spell than "Kerrey". ;P

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    14. Re:Video of attack by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else think it's scary that a site that's offering an MPEG video links to it using a Windows Media icon and says "Best viewed with Windows Media Player"? I'm sure Microsoft is grateful for their efforts.

      Also, "Warning! This is a big file." (2.9 MB) Wtf...

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    15. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic?? Bullshit. I'd mod it insightful were I anything other than an AC.

    16. Re:Video of attack by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      you left out the part where it warbled "It's a trap!" as the seemingly defenseless rover went on the offensive

    17. Re:Video of attack by jimmypw · · Score: 1

      In other news...

      Octopus also eat a sharks.

    18. Re:Video of attack by operagost · · Score: 1

      He he... "Kerrey."

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    19. Re:Video of attack by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I knew there was a hidden reason why Bush got re-elected!

    20. Re:Video of attack by carnivore302 · · Score: 1

      Not only do you have a girlfriend, but she's also wearing gold and yellow?! I cannot believe you have a low 4 digit slashdot id..

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    21. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I caught an octopus in a crab trap one year when I was a crab fisherman. We were just off the east coast of Vancouver Island. The octopus completely filled a trap and it was a tough pull to get the trap out of the water. Then we had to get it out of the trap, off the boat and back into the water. We first looked it over closely as I had never seen one that close before. The feel of it was incredible. It wasnt worried even when it got tangled in the trap as we dumped it out. 1 arm reached the bow of the boat and the other was on the engine cover at the back of the boat. (boat is 30 ft long.) I supported its main body while my partner cut the trap apart to free it, and it just looked at me. When we had freed it we let it go and away it went. An experience I will never forget.

    22. Re:Video of attack by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      That would begin to explain why Bush is still president.....

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  2. Are you sure? by bizitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasnt this an episode of Sealab 2021?

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    1. Re:Are you sure? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Diddled by a giant squid on the first day?! Imagine how that'd feel in the morning!" -Cat, Red Dward S0506

    2. Re:Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 words.
      Happy Bake Oven.

    3. Re:Are you sure? by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      The warm grip of the squid's mouth enveloped me like a mother's womb.

      I must have my cupcakes! My sweet cakey treasures! Piping hot from their 40-Watt womb!!

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  3. The Video is At the CBC by LISNews · · Score: 4, Informative

    This Page @ The CBC has the video in Real or Quicktime.
    In the video some "octopus expert" said "could've been lookin' for a girlfriend, could've been senile".
    Sounds like some kind of oceanographer joke: Why did the octopus attack the sub? "could've been lookin' for a girlfriend"

    1. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Rickler · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that RealPlayer link it's been a while since AOL installed itself on my PC along with other adwares. It's a fun challenge removing them from my PC.

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    2. Re:The Video is At the CBC by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me. I'm a whale biologist.

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    3. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like some kind of oceanographer joke: Why did the octopus attack the sub? "could've been lookin' for a girlfriend"

      Oceanographers do like their jokes, but you don't have to spend long around beer-fueled males cruising for chicks to see stupid violence. "Hulk feels territorial, Hulk smash!"

    4. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well that's showing your geek savvy in public. Maybe you need AOL.

      Here's a hint - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Alternative

    5. Re:The Video is At the CBC by nolife · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although not related to this incedent, PBS has a video (Real format as well) of an octopus attacking and killing a shark. The story with the video claims this same octopus killed quite a few 3-4 foot sharks.

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    6. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it installed itself, you've got bigger problems than adware.

    7. Re:The Video is At the CBC by tassii · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there also an octopus that would crawl out of his tank at night and raid other tanks for food?

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    8. Re:The Video is At the CBC by not+goods · · Score: 2, Informative

      yea, it was recorded on video in a lab. the researchers couldn't figure out why their specimens were dying, so they put in a camera and saw the octopi raiding the other tanks. the thing i thought was cool was that the octopi waited until the researchers left to do it, and were done by the time people came back. http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/critters/octopus.ht ml

    9. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me. I'm a whale biologist.

      I thought you were an architect.

    10. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titleist?

      A hole in one!

    11. Re:The Video is At the CBC by antihippy · · Score: 1

      IIRC Giant Squids and Octopuses mate with anything they think might be of the opposite sex. As a result it may be entirely correct that the octupus is trying to mate with the camera... There is no frame of reference in the video; and that makes it hard to actually see how big [or small] the octopus is.

  4. Obligitory by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our giant submarine attacking overlords!

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    1. Re:Obligitory by SilverspurG · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet the guy's drawers looked like they'd been squirted with octopus ink when he returned to shore.

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    2. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it. I am quite upset about that.

    3. Re:Obligitory by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      I bet the guy's drawers looked like they'd been squirted with octopus ink when he returned to shore.

      Good lord, what the hell did he do to himself? Or do all the canadians piss black?

    4. Re:Obligitory by corngrower · · Score: 1

      Someone didn't RTFA.

    5. Re:Obligitory by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      I'd rather say "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" and then ask to be eaten first.

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    6. Re:Obligitory by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

      Think it was a remote control sub.

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    7. Re:Obligitory by Muhammar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't make fun of the young Cthulhus, they tend to grow over time

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    8. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone didn't get the joke.

    9. Re:Obligitory by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      You're right. Other than the second pic in the article, which I didn't really look too closely at, there really isn't any specific mention in the article that it was an unmanned vehicle.

      After looking at the second pic, however, it's pretty obvious that he wasn't inside at the time. Can you imagine if he was--say if it were something like a bathysphere? Talk about an adrenalin rush.

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    10. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the drowned city of R'lyeh, dead cthulhu waits dreaming... until that noisy ROV.

    11. Re:Obligitory by Fishead · · Score: 1

      3rd paragraph

      "The giant Pacific octopus weighs about 45 kilograms, powerful enough to damage Mike Wood's remote-controlled submarine."

    12. Re:Obligitory by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I two, welcome our giant submarine attacking overlords!

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  5. Dr. Venkman once said... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the start of something bigger.

    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

    1. Re:Dr. Venkman once said... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would you say its time to start cracking open each others skulls and feasting on the goo inside?
      Yes, yes I would Kent.

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  6. Don't blame the Octopus by dangitman · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was just looking for seamen to swallow.

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    1. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is this joke really appropriate for a site that many of us read from work?

    2. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well...It's nice to see Anna Nicole Smith have something to do in her retirement, isn't it?

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    3. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes.

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    4. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like he said semen. Besides... my job doesn't allow any recreational web browsing period.

    5. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're worried about one of the most vaguely suggestive jokes there is, rather than the fact that you read Slashdot from work?

    6. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by MonkWB · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes.

      Only on slashdot will a one word response get modded +4 insightful.
      Now I am going to recieve a redundant mod.

    7. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Why does insightfulness require more than one word?

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    8. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't.

    9. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until recently, the England football goalkeeper was one David Seamen. Of course, the TV commentators always used to exploit his name whilst sounding as po-faced as possible. For example, during a penalty shootout: "And it's another test for Seaman..." etc.etc.

      Or how about when during an international cricket game, the West Indies batsman, Michael Holding was facing the bowling of England's David Willey. The commentator simply said: "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey."...

    10. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      If not, change from your stupid uptight job and become a sysadmin like so many others here. :-)

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    11. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by kgskgs · · Score: 1

      Do you mean it was Octopussy? :-) :-) K

    12. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does.

    13. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this joke really appropriate for a site that many of us read from work?

      Is reading a story about a giant octopus really appropriate at work? Or do you think that your employer is only concerned with you reading off color jokes and not with you wasting time on nonsense?

    14. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Why? Are you in the Navy?

  7. Obviously by snib · · Score: 0

    Obviously the start of something bigger. No doubt the work of Zak, the Flesh-eating Zombie Squid!

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  8. Let's get this one out of the way... by JChris · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

  9. better citation: by Bananatree3 · · Score: 0

    arg, bad tags. here is the properly formatted citation:

    "A giant pacific octopus attacked a Seaeye Falcon ROV working off Vancouver Island as it was locating and recovering receivers tracking pacific offshore salmon migration.

    The incident was caught on the ROV's video by Mike Wood of SubOceanic Sciences Canada. He had just located a data recorder and taken a grip of the cable with the ROV's manipulator arm, when suddenly an 80 lb octopus launched an attack.

    With tentacles 'as thick as man's arm' and a bite that he believed can exert 1000 lbs pressure, Mike Wood feared the octopus would bite the camera cable or umbilical and trip out the Falcon ROV.

    Not wanting to lose the receiver that he had just located he decided to take on the creature and after tightening his grip of the cable with the manipulator arm, revved the ROV's thrusters in reverse in an attempt to blast seabed particles at the creature. For a moment the octopus appeared to intensify its attack with its mantle flared but eventually the swirling fragments drove it away.

    The giant pacific octopus, octopus dofleini, is the largest species of octopods and although it grows to an average weight of 50 to 90 lbs with a span of 16 ft, a monster 600 lbs one has been recorded. They are intelligent creatures who can negotiate mazes and learn to unscrew jars to remove food. No problem disassembling an ROV then."

  10. I -clearly- need to get out more. by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I LIVE on Vancouver Island, and Slashdot knew about something of this scale before me? MAN do I need to get out more.

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    1. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live on Vancouver Island, and the BBC knew about this before Slashdot. A minor newspaper in the UK picked up the story (at least from what I saw) a week ago, and since then it's hit (in order of my observation) BBC, then CNN, then CBC, then MyBC, then Slashdot.

      Interesting how the trend flows :)

      Of course, the Chirac hoax went CBC->BBC->CNN, which is even more amusing :)

    2. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. by Kuscheltier · · Score: 1

      What Chirac hoax are you referring to?

    3. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Two montreal DJs pretended to be (new) PM stephen harper, and managed to get through to french president Jacques Chirac.

  11. Prophet predicted this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I detect a plot here to ridicule our great prophet!

  12. 8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing is going to be huge in Japan.

    1. Re:8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by rawporkchop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Literally.

    2. Re:8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by noz · · Score: 1
      "This thing is going to be huge in Japan."
      Pun intended.
    3. Re:8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Heck yes. 80 lbs of octopus, dang, you could practically justify using a state-of-the-art unmanned submersible as bait for what that would fetch in the Tokyo fishmarket.

  13. Not so giant... by TuxMelvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I hear "Giant Octopus Attacks Sub" for some reason I imagine something a lot larger than 80lbs. Then I read the story and find out it's not really a GIANT Octopus, and he wasn't attacking a 688 Attack Sub.

    So it's not all it's cracked up to be. Huh. Why do I feel like I've done this before?

    1. Re:Not so giant... by briankoenig · · Score: 1

      You're mistakenly thinking of "Giant Squid" instead of "Giant Octopus". This IS giant for an octopus.

    2. Re:Not so giant... by TuxMelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it is giant for an octopus... but the headline seems to me to imply behemoth-like proportions. Eh, maybe I'm just cranky today.

    3. Re:Not so giant... by Apathist · · Score: 1

      Well, not really giant. The FP refers to a 600lb monster of the same species... more than 7 times the size of that one!

    4. Re:Not so giant... by aliscool · · Score: 1

      Octopus attacks sensitive equipment is no story...

      Now, if the sensitive equipment had attacked the Octopus...

      That'd be a good story

    5. Re:Not so giant... by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, you've nailed it on the "sub" portion; most other sites had "mini-sub" in the headline. However, the Octopus *is* giant. It's the name of the species. One was reported to be 600lbs, though that's obviously above the statistical average.

      They're strong buggers, too. If you were underwater and had a choice between a shark or an octopus attacking you, go with the shark. You have a better chance of survival.

    6. Re:Not so giant... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I read the story and find out it's not really a GIANT Octopus

      Well, ok, what would you call a 1 pound ameoba?

      KFG

    7. Re:Not so giant... by joNDoty · · Score: 5, Informative

      This article is an eye-roller. The octopus didn't attack at all. Even before seeing the video I was a bit skeptical how one could distinguish an "attack" from other activity. If you watch the video you'll see that the octopus was moving very slowly, and only touched the sub with the tip of one, maybe two tentacles before the sub kicked up a lot of debris and got it to leave.

      It's still a cool video, though.

    8. Re:Not so giant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1638.htm

    9. Re:Not so giant... by Belseth · · Score: 1
      When I hear "Giant Octopus Attacks Sub" for some reason I imagine something a lot larger than 80lbs.

      It was a pygmy giant octopus.

    10. Re:Not so giant... by Havenwar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Harry. I would call him Harry. Oh the fun times we would share.

    11. Re:Not so giant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit! That's one mean sucker..

    12. Re:Not so giant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you were underwater and had a choice between a shark or an octopus attacking you, go with the shark.

      I'll keep that in mind...
    13. Re:Not so giant... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Rover, myself.

      KFG

    14. Re:Not so giant... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I think the sub is guilty of an unprovoked attack on the octopus. If you view the video (VTFV), you will clearly see that the octopus didn't even touch the sub and was just swimming by with idle curiosity.

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  14. This is not the first ! by puiahappy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Phillipine Giant Octopus Attack in December 27 1989 read more http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bz050/goattack.html. And some intresting information about giant octopuses can be found here http://www.gabourgeois.com/giantocto.html

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    1. Re:This is not the first ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Phillipine Giant Octopus Attack in December 27 1989 read more http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bz050/goattack.html.

      From the link...

      "This story sounds a little fishy too me. It seems strange that an octopus would leave the bottom and come up and attack a boat. Octopi stay near the bottom, and even big ones are timid. Many divers have swum with the giant octopus off the coast of British Columbia, which can grow to 272 kilograms and have a 9.6 metres arm span, and the octopi always swim away. And finally, to end my debunking of the above sighting, octopuses feed on the bottom (eating crabs,shellfish, carrion etc.) and wouldn't come to the surface to attack a possible food item that is as big as its self.

      Source: Summarized by Ben S. Roesch from Denver Post, December 27 1989. "

      The best link you can provide to your story about an earlier occurance is a link that tries to prove the story false?

    2. Re:This is not the first ! by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      dupe?
      www.online-literature.com/verne/leaguesunder

    3. Re:This is not the first ! by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      The best link you can provide to your story about an earlier occurance is a link that tries to prove the story false?

      Eh the guy has probably never been to south east asia. Theres weird shit hanging off every third coconut tree in some parts, winking at you. The filipinos probably saw something with tentacles rising up and flipping the boat, it just probably wasn't an octopus. Maybe it was a new species or something. There are places in this world where mankind has a much less secure foothold than we like to believe....

    4. Re:This is not the first ! by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Humboldt's Squid are that agressive, though.

  15. Best quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I go full reverse and blast him with all these seabed particles," said Wood, describing the attack shown in the video. "Finally, he lets go and disappears off into the gloom.

    "It was desperation. It's a $200,000 machine, and it's not insured," said Wood, who runs SubOceanic Sciences Canada in Duncan, B.C.


    Even when you get your sub insured they neglect to mention you have to pay extra for underinsured gaint squid and octopus coverage.

  16. Ouch! by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment

    Ouch, that sounds painful. Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?

    1. Re:Ouch! by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

      Ouch, that sounds painful. Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?
      Ouch, with all those suction pads some people might enjoy it, depends on what your into. Hello ladies!

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    2. Re:Ouch! by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      At the very least, it's going to leave a mark.

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    3. Re:Ouch! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?

      I haven't tried it myself, but this young lady seems to be enjoying it.
      http://www.answers.com/topic/the-dream-of-the-fish erman-s-wife

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    4. Re:Ouch! by apenzott · · Score: 1

      I haven't lost any equipment to an octopus but someone almost lost a camera.
      (Disclosure: I know the videographer who took this and have dove with him at the Santa Barbara Channel Islands.)

      http://www.metridium.com/movies/octo.html

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    5. Re:Ouch! by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      If they did, do you really think they would admit it?

    6. Re:Ouch! by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. The Dreaded Octopus.

      It's a killer.

      "Whoops!" is not something you want to hear under those, ahem, circumstances.

      m-

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  17. This All Sounds Familiar by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, so maybe the incident I am remembering was a squid. But a giant cephalopod is a giant cephalopod, right?

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    1. Re:This All Sounds Familiar by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Woops, wrong link. That was a giant slime mold. This is a giant cephalopod.

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      -James Baldwin
  18. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What the fuck is this? Fox? Leave the sensationalist bullshit at Murdoch's doorstep.

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  19. Proof the advertising is everywhere by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice to see the Subway is now sending images of Jared and those mouth watering tasty subs into the deep blue. They now have one new customer. Hopefully the video will answer if our eight legged, ink blotting friend likes mayo or mustard, and whole wheat or plain.

    BSG commerical over---back to eating my sub....

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    1. Re:Proof the advertising is everywhere by jeffsenter · · Score: 1

      LOL. Mod the above up!

  20. Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get it now. If you want a sneak peek of upcoming slashdot articles, just read fark.com.

  21. ROV != Sub by shashark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interestingly, the article does not mention that the so-called submarine is infact a Remote Operated Vehicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROV). A ROV, technically, can be termed as a submarine though from TFA it appears that author chooses to call this ROV a "sub" to generate some interest.

    And the so-called Giant Octopus weighed about 45 kgs. Hardly Giant.

    Anyway.

    1. Re:ROV != Sub by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

      Not to let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory, but "Giant" isn't referring to size, it's the species: Giant Pacific Octopus ( Enteroctopus dofleini). But, considering giant octopi can be 23 feet wide at 73kg, I'd say it's a good appellation either way.

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  22. Dragon of the North Sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The footage was lost after the sub got disoriented and fell off the edge of the earth...

  23. Human vs. Octopus - how to get an unusual tatoo... by cronostitan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check on this article.. -
    .... well lets say the giant Octopus thought he was food - and so he earned a nice tatoo when the squid tried to gnaw on him from the head down.

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  24. i for one by duke12aw · · Score: 0

    i for one welcome our new octopus overlords!

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  25. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Around here (so cal) you don't have to worry too much about uninsured cepholopods. But you do have an 86% chance that your uninsured hit-n-run is an illegal Mexican citizen.

  26. Sorry... by mrsam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our giant octopus overlords.

    <ducks>

    1. Re:Sorry... by duke12aw · · Score: 0

      hahaha, thanks, im used to MSWord spell check. i also use abiword too.

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    2. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May your house be cursed with a Beowolf cluster of first posts.

  27. Was this really an attack? by toupsie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just watched the video and it looks like the Octopus was checking what the heck this thing was doing in his environment. Once he/she approached the ROV, the guy operating it revved the motors and sprayed debris at the unsuspecting Octopus. How do we really know this isn't so some sort of sick and twisted oceanographer that gets his kicks off luring unsuspecting cephalopods into the ROV engine's thrusts? Sure he says that his little submarine was getting attacked but my guess this isn't the first time he has fucked with invertebrate mammals. I think there is more here than meets the eye. Where is ASPCA?

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    1. Re:Was this really an attack? by nolife · · Score: 1

      According to Opera Winfrey, there are many people that have that same cephalopod fetish. Oddly enough, this is the only person to ever actually be able to act it out. The others now have hope.

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    2. Re:Was this really an attack? by kryptKnight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      my guess this isn't the first time he has fucked with invertebrate mammals
      Since when is an octupus a mammal?!?! That and there is no such thing as an invertebrate mammal.

      How do we really know this isn't so some sort of sick and twisted oceanographer that gets his kicks off luring unsuspecting cephalopods into the ROV engine's thrusts?
      How did you get to that conclusion, did you watch the video? It doesn't matter if the octopus was attacking the sub or just extending a friendly greeting, the octopus was going to damage the ROV and it's cargo not matter what it's intentions were.

      You should know what your talking about before you go around accusing people of being diabolic ceplhapod torturers.

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    3. Re:Was this really an attack? by aztektum · · Score: 1

      he said right off the bat "i just watched the video." it does seem a bit suspect to me. the headline is a bit scandalous, but that's expected around here. i didn't see much "attacking" by the octopus. and yes, mammal was not the right word.

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    4. Re:Was this really an attack? by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how exactly would you define an "attack" and how would that differ from what we saw here?

      given that the operator was responsible for a 200K piece of equipment, that no one really knows what an attack looks like, and had to make a quick descision I cant say I would have done any different.

      As far as you or I know if the operator had not acted in this way the equipment may be swimming with the titaic.

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    5. Re:Was this really an attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is an octupus a mammal?!?! That and there is no such thing as an invertebrate mammal.

      Don't worry... human chimera research will fix that soon enough.

    6. Re:Was this really an attack? by maotx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A $200,000 dollar machine, high price pilot, and an expensive per hour charge places enough pressure on the pilot and manager to get the job done as efficiently as possible. Wasting valuable ship time looking at an octopus, as interesting as it may be, will typically be reviewed as wasted time and money by the client unless the client is interested in marine life and willing to pay for it.

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    7. Re:Was this really an attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's coming right for us!!!

      \Uncle Jimbo

    8. Re:Was this really an attack? by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 4, Funny
      Check out the cephalopod's side of the story:

      Innocent giant pacific octopus residing off Vancouver Island in Cascadia suffer malicious attack by remotely operated human submarine.

      Octopus find nice metal box left on sea floor. Box contain valuable information revealing whereabouts of tasty salmon. Law of the ocean: Finders keepers (see: Hermit v. Fiddler, 1987).

      Human submarine stealing box. Octopus protecting property. Human submarine blast octopus with mechanical siphons, rip two arms off octopus, steal box. Octopus pale with distress. Octopus demand restitution.

      Human submarine operators record crime, post crime video to Internet, make false accusations, show no shame.

      All octopus protest human crime. Will bite transoceanic Internet cables unless salmon information box returned to rightful octopus owner. Octopus lose salmon information, humans lose celebrity gossip.

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    9. Re:Was this really an attack? by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 1

      Boneless chicken farm.

  28. If I found a Sub way... by themysteryman73 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I found a Sub way under the ocean I'd try to get something to eat, too...

  29. Reminds me of 20,000 leagues under the sea by CPUFreak91 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of 20,000 leagues under the sea... a huge squid attacked them.

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  30. Outrageous by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Funny

    This attack was terrible and completely unprovoked, I think we need to strike back at the octopuses with full force to show that we can't be pushed around! This giant octopus attacked a sub, so I say we build a giant sub to attack an octopus!!

    Those Octopussies won't know what hit 'em!!

    1. Re:Outrageous by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      YEAH I AGREE! Let's wipe those suckers from the face of the Earth once and for all!!!!!

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    2. Re:Outrageous by adamanthaea · · Score: 1

      We are fighting the octopodes there so that we don't have to fight them here!

    3. Re:Outrageous by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      You're either with us or against us. Seeing as how they live underwater, they sure as hell aren't with us.

      Shock, awe, and calamari.

  31. fiction becomes fact by icebones · · Score: 1

    It looks like Jules Vern's fiction is becoming fact. This is one SciFi event that I'm sure no one expected to come true.

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    1. Re:fiction becomes fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being such a drama queen.

  32. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blood pressure, man! Try to calm down!

  33. Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the submitter has a very favorite word ever.

  34. Defensive measures for future ROV missions by spamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    From here on out, all subs will be equipped with miniature Kirk Douglas's armed with spears to fend off these ferocious attacks!

  35. Mike Wood? by ppanon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure his last name wasn't Nemo?

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    1. Re:Mike Wood? by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

      ...or his first name wasn't Morning?

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  36. Touch != Attack by dereference · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After watching the video, I'd hardly say it was an "attack" given that it seemed more like the octopus was simply checking out the ROV. I'm not a marine animal behaviorist, but there certainly didn't seem to be anything malicious or even dangerous. At best it seemed actively curious.

    It's always easier when it's not your expensive toy down there, but it seems the operator was in panic mode. I'd like to think that if it were my ROV, I'd have held off on that little counter-offensive stunt a little longer, until I saw at least some indication of hostility. In the video, the octopus has barely started reaching toward the ROV by the time its starts getting pelted by the gravel. My guess is that the encounter would have ended quite peacefully, without any aggression on either side, and we would have had even more footage of this interesting interaction.

    1. Re:Touch != Attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that the headline should read "Jerk with Mini-Sub Attacks Octopus."

    2. Re:Touch != Attack by ctishman · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that's exactly what the cover of the Undersea Bulletin says.

  37. Tell'em about the Twinkie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the twinkie?!?!? ;-)

  38. Ah, this reminds me... by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

    Subs? Attack squids? Ah, the good old days of Red Alert 2!

    1. Re:Ah, this reminds me... by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, god that game was good! I never got why everyone loved Starcraft, i'll take 50 Terror Drones followed by a regiment of Apocalypse Tanks over slimy aliens anyday

    2. Re:Ah, this reminds me... by xenoterracide · · Score: 1

      NO Dissing starcraft. They were both awesome must install and play again.

    3. Re:Ah, this reminds me... by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      You ever uninstalled them..?

    4. Re:Ah, this reminds me... by xenoterracide · · Score: 1

      no but ever now and then I had to reinstall M$ Windows... and they don't make it back on right away.

  39. wow by digitallysick · · Score: 0

    The video was pretty damn kewl. But nothing major, not like the pics of the giant octopus attacking ships in the old days , i wonder if it every really happened, or if they just thought it was possible?

  40. I'm pretty sure it was a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    relax

  41. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    It *might* have been sarcastic. Watch out for dolphins, after all those dolphins killed in fishing nets, one can't expect them to remain helpful and friendly for long.

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  42. I didn't know by guruevi · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the flying spaghetti monster could swim. Apparently his noodly appendage doesn't like we filth his sea's with sub's.

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    1. Re:I didn't know by Ours · · Score: 1

      Well, he did create everything + a midget out of nothing so swiming is the least of things he can do.
      Don't doubt his powers like those creationist/darwinian folks ;-).

      --
      "You superiour intellect is no match for our puny weapons" - The Simpsons
    2. Re:I didn't know by evanism · · Score: 1

      Dude, isn't is obvious that this creature is obviously the representative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and is applying His/Its/Whatever wrath upon Tin Cans?

      Should we trivial humans restrict the FSM in his non living form (Tined spaghetti for children), is it not reasonable that his Chosen Representative also try to apply his holy can-opener upon us?

      --
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  43. Octopii are very curious creatures by queenb**ch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having done more than a bit of diving, I can tell you that many octopii are very curious creatures. They seem to come in two rather distinct varieties - the very shy ones that flee and the very curious that are quite willing to investigate your mask, tanks, etc. Many octopii are also very senstive to light and color. They seem to use color to communicate with each other. Depending on the type of octopii, many are quite sensitive to light, some being attracted to and some being repelled by it.

    I'm also betting that these folks had all their little lights blazing, all their little tools humming, and lord only know what else. I'm sure that they attracted the thing. Most people don't realize that octopii have problem-solving intelligence. (It's the one thing that makes me feel guilty about eating them. I guess if they were smarter they'd find a way not to taste so good) Anyway, because they're smart, they also investigate odd things. As fragile as they look, they are suprisingly strong. I've had an octopus not much bigger than my hand nearly pull my regulator out of my mouth. I can only imagine what 100lb octopus is capable of. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised they have sub left. I would suggest investigating to see if they can find out what they did to initiate the incident and "don't do that anymore."

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:Octopii are very curious creatures by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've read about them in Aquariums that when they touch someone and the Human pulls back fast, they think it's play time and you get to hold tenticles for a good half hour before the critter thinks play time is over.

      Off the invertibrate track, I have a Green Iguana who lives in my living room on a large stainless steel "habitrail" and that Lizard is suprisingly smart for something whose brain stopped developing about 300 MYA. He is easily as smart as a cat or a dog, but without motivation, he was very easily house broken, knows when football games will be on to watch, will indicate is displeasure with something on the radio and tell us to turn the TV on.

      From what I understand Octopi are easily smarter than a cat or a dog, so the one in the video might just be trying to play with the lights and thrusters.

    2. Re:Octopii are very curious creatures by Goonie · · Score: 1
      "From what I understand Octopi are easily smarter than a cat or a dog, so the one in the video might just be trying to play with the lights and thrusters.

      I wouldn't go quite that far. Some dogs are pretty damn smart. This page suggests that they learn faster than a rat, but ultimately can't learn a skill as well. Additionally, one of the things that makes us treat dogs as "intelligent" is their ability to understand instructions from us. Octopuses are solitary animals, so they wouldn't have that ability. They're the geeks of the animal world. Wikipedia claims that they are "Suppposedly as smart as the average housecat", but doesn't source the claim.

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  44. misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they made it sound like that octopus was taking out a naval vessel.

  45. I can see the headline now.... by DeveloperAdvantage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .... "Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick frees submarine from Giant Octopus."

    (not sure who is usually responsible for the Chuck Norris jokes, but I didn't see one yet so I had to step up and add it!).

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  46. the first documented sighting of by imperialstormtrooper · · Score: 1

    seanicus pennphlepoid.... cameras beware

  47. 20 000 Leagues by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 1

    Where's Kirk Douglas when you need him?!

    DJCC

  48. Fuck by erikharrison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frankly, I'm surprised it's taken this long. In the last year we've seen the discovery of a super giant squid, the first videos of a giant squid in the wild, and now this!

    Look.

    Do you know how fucking big a sperm whale is? It's huge. HUGE. And giant squid eat them. Listen to your heart - no matter what the scientists tell you, 4th grade ecology has convinced us all that whales are intelligent loving animals. Did you see Star Trek 4. They're the freakin' saviours of humanity man.

    And giant squid eat them

    Eat them

    Not beacause it's easy. Oh no, not because a sperm whale is an easy catch. Big, remember? No. It's because squid are evil incarnate

    Do you know how long they've been down there? No one does. But my guess is the squid and it's precurser have been down there in the depths for a lot longer than man has been knucklewalking. That's old. And you know they think down there. Brood down there. Their tentacles floating like the limbs of children relaxing in the water, they brood and wonder how to conquer us from below.

    Things that think and brood also dream. And things that dream begin to worship the stuff of dreams. Out of man's insecurity we have sublimated a great father figure into the sky, according to Freud. What about the tentacled things in the watery darkness, whose females are larger than their males?

    I'll tell you what they worship

    A great multilimbed mother of the dark watery brood. Deep down in the very molten cracks of the earth filling the sea with inky blackness. THAT's what they worship. We killed men in the crusades. Men who looked the same as other men. What will the dark octupi and squid do to US who are mere flabby bloodsacks to rip apart and drink out fluids with their beaky maws? What in the name of their Dark Mother goddess will they do to us when they rise into our airy realm?

    Think about it dudes

    Us computer geeks are basically fucked

    1. Re:Fuck by Wwolmack · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Best. Post. Ever.

    2. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary about this once...

    3. Re:Fuck by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER Take a deep breath. Look around you. What time is it? If it's dark out, go get some sleep. If it's sun out, go take a walk. No seriously. You need help. WOOOOSAHHH

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    4. Re:Fuck by Jerf · · Score: 3, Funny

      What in the name of their Dark Mother goddess will they do to us when they rise into our airy realm?... Us computer geeks are basically fucked

      If you'd like to learn more about this, perhaps to better defend yourself in the future, I believe the Japanese have a huge selection of documentaries on this very subject.

    5. Re:Fuck by Jinxo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yup...

      WAAAAY too much free time...

    6. Re:Fuck by d4nowar · · Score: 0

      That entire post just reminded me of Conspiracy Brother from Under Cover Brother.

    7. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean.. "out" ? ;)

    8. Re:Fuck by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do you know how long they've been down there? No one does. But my guess is the squid and it's precurser have been down there in the depths for a lot longer than man has been knucklewalking.

      Worse than that. Squid swam in the nightmarish primaeval seas alongside the first ancestral vertebrates. These loathsome mollusks are so utterly alien and horribly ancient that even the natural fishes of the sea are more closely related to us than to them.

      They've been lurking in the inky blackness for aeons longer than human mind will dare compass, turning over in their twisted minds their hatred against the entire race of the vertebrae, which in an age long forgotten to all but the most thorough palaeontologists seized all the world for its dominion and left the squid-kind in the uttermost night.

      And you think it's only mankind they will destroy. No, it's everything we know as normal they hate. This dreadful loathing is more ancient than we can ever hope to conceive, and on the scale of the squid-creatures' appalling thoughts all the ages of human history and all mankind's mighty works are a mere scribble on the latest page of a very, very long history...

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    9. Re:Fuck by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      Us computer geeks are basically fucked

      In other news, media outlets report that thousands of computer geeks throughout the country have suddenly left their basements in a frantic rush towards the nearest seafood store or marine aquarium.

      "I mean, I know they're flabby cold-blooded cephalopods, but it's still better than nothing right ?" said one afflicted geek. "I, for one, can't wait to welcome our new sexually dominant molluscan overlords !"

    10. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Howard, is that you?

    11. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I raise my hat to you, sir. Truly you are an inspiration to us all.

    12. Re:Fuck by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Interesting

      dark watery brood

      Then make love in darkness,
      watery brood!
      I extinguish your light,
      I snatch the Gold from the crag,
      I will forge the avenging Ring
      --Wagner, Der Ring des Nibelungen

      flabby bloodsacks

      Vampire lingo, compare

      This is just one more example of how this world is tainted with the stench of uncouth bloodsacks. Enjoy what you laughingly call literature, for you are but cattle, soon to be culled on the cusp of my whetted fangs. I wait only to be converted by a dark master, and then your fates shall be sealed with my bite.

      Dark Mother goddess

      The love between the Divine Mother and her human children is a unique relationship. Kali, the Dark Mother is one such deity with whom devotees have a very loving and intimate bond, in spite of her fearful appearance. In this relationship, the worshipper becomes a child and Kali assumes the form of the ever-caring mother.
      --Hinduism

      airy realm

      The land belongs to the Russians and French,
      The English own the sea.
      But we in the airy realm of dreams
      Hold sovereign mastery.
      --Heinrich Heine, Deutschland, ein Wintermärchen
    13. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GWB is in league with them!!! Warm the earth, raise the sea levels, dominion of the Octopi arrives!

    14. Re:Fuck by glsunder · · Score: 1

      aint it 'bout time we started spreadin democracy 'n christianity to them squidish heathens?

    15. Re:Fuck by Elminst · · Score: 1

      I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

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    16. Re:Fuck by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      And we shall all remember those words uttered by our mighty hero, who struck first in the name of all those who dwell above the sea, against the fearsome creature filled with ages of loathing:

      "It was desperation. It's a $200,000 machine, and it's not insured."

      *cut!
       

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    17. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez, and you mod the parent "funny" ?!!
      What do ya mean, "funny"?
      HUH?!
      Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but it's "funny" how? I mean, "funny" like a clown, does it amuse you? Does it make you smile ?
      HUH ?!
      What do you mean "funny", "funny" how? How is it "funny"?
      HUH?!
      For posts like this there should be a special category: "Hi-f*ing-larious"

    18. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Out" is a weird place where pizza delivery people live, make pizzas and deliver them.

  49. french by goarilla · · Score: 1

    whats so giant
    about this pecimen
    the french would obviously eat them for breakfast

    hell i would eat a +40 kg squid, did u ever ate greek calamares; those would be
    awesome with these big squids

  50. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by ampmouse · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, the dolphins are smarter then us... they will just leave the planet!

  51. Who's he kidding by caller9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    " revved the ROV's thrusters in reverse in an attempt to blast seabed particles at the creature."

    Sounds like a well thought out revisionist history of "HOLY SHIT REVERSE MAN REVERSE!!!eleven!"

    To me at least after viewing the video, he did what anyone would in a FPS. Run backward dropping 'nades to escape short range melee weapons in the hopes that his ass would survive long enough to get a new strategy. Good thing they had a rocky seabed or we would've seen the death of an ROV.

    Too bad they didn't build this thing with a strafe-jump and gibber, he could've misdirected then lead the octopus into a lunge in which he pushed the gibber against its head by using it's off-balance timing and commitment to the lunge.

    New headline: ROV driven by newb almost gets pwned by octopus.

    1. Re:Who's he kidding by xiana · · Score: 1

      damnit... I just snorted coke out my nose from laughing so hard at this... Someone mod this guy up Teh Funny++

  52. I was touched by his noodly appendage by ffoiii · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, if ocotpi are going to be terrorizing ROVs without warning, I think we need to take a first strike approach. They may have WMDs.

  53. Well, I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new cthulu overlords

  54. I for one... by Sinbios · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...welcome our new giant octopus overlords.

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  55. Slashdot Comments Shouldn't Require Subjects by Baby+Duck · · Score: 1

    "from the not-as-cool-as-you-think dept."

    Yes, it is as cool as I think, and even more so! Blasphemy!

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  56. The START of something bigger? by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    We have stories and accounts of giant squid/etc attacking ships for centuries, guys! :)

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    1. Re:The START of something bigger? by Hergio · · Score: 1

      seriously, I agree! The start of something bigger? What the hell are you talking about? My dog shit on the rug the other day, I think its the start of something, something big...some world-wide uprising of house broken dogs revolting against their owners! Much like how these octpuses aren't going to take it anymore! The end of the world is near...yup, I can see it starting. OMG!!!!!!!

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  57. A gadget freak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It may have been curious, looking for a meal or a girlfriend..."

    "Certainly male", lives underground in parent's basement or underwater in mud, prefers screwing with expensive gadgets instead of real girls, scares off people when seen in public, and sooner or later ends up working at MacDonalds or seefood business... Clearly just one of our marine slashdotters. Perhaps this means we can soon enjoy articles about hacking submarines to run linux?

    But remember shall you:
    "Such large, powerful animals deserve respect, Cosgrove said."

  58. Are they sure it wasn't a squid? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    It acted like it didn't know what it was doing, weaving around. It wasn't wearing a helmet, jacket, gloves or boots. Sounds like a squid to me!

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  59. its so obvious by carchiba · · Score: 1

    obviously this Octopus is mad at Canada because of "radical right wing nuts" * got elected . nature is try to warn us people! All hail quickening earth changes! * according to al gore

  60. Here is another image of the Octopus by wildzeke · · Score: 0, Troll
  61. Obscure literary reference by simetra · · Score: 1

    Hi... I recently read one of Victor Hugo's lesser known works, Toilers Of The Sea. I enjoyed it and recommend it for any fan of Hugo. It kind of reminded me of Jude The Obscure meets Swiss Family Robinson.

    Anyway, this story reminds me of this book because of a fierce battle this guy has with a giant (or at least really big) octopus. The main strategic point to keep in mind; don't fight the arms, go for the head.

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  62. Who won? by xdc · · Score: 1

    My question is... who won?

    The octopus or the sub? It wasn't entirely clear on the video, although it did look like the octopus was repelled.

    1. Re:Who won? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROV driven by newb - 1
      Cthulhu's little brother - 0

      after all.. the rov did sandblast the obviously mald octopus who was most likely looking for nookie. I think a sandblasting your opponents woody qualifies as a point.

  63. Remindes me of The Goonies... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

    "The giant octopus was very scary! -- Data

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  64. It was predicted by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, not by Nostradamus, but by the prophet John Wyndham.

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  65. Octopus eats shark by syneca · · Score: 1

    > Obviously the start of something bigger.

    Octopus eats shark (video)

  66. Yea But... by danhirsch · · Score: 1

    Can they attached lasers to its head? Thats the real question!

    1. Re:Yea But... by cciRRus · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested to know if the octopus has frickin' laser beams attached to its head in the first place!

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  67. Where is the ASPCA? by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Off defending something cuter.

  68. Plural of octopus != octopii by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to several American dictionaries, the plural of octopus can be octopuses or octopi (not octopii.) However, I was taught long ago that octopi is actually wrong, and octopuses is correct.

    Well, I looked it up on AskOxford and it turns out that octopi is wrong and octopuses is customary, but neither are correct. The most correct plural is octopodes, but I've never heard anyone use it.

    I used to dive (haven't in awhile) and I have yet to meet an octopus, but I have heard great stories about how curious they are of divers.

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    1. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, I looked it up on AskOxford and it turns out that octopi is wrong and octopuses is customary, but neither are correct. The most correct plural is octopodes, but I've never heard anyone use it.


      I was taught in school that it was "Octopods" (no 'e'). I suppose it all depends on what region one is from. Northwestern USA for me.
    2. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by mr_tenor · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it's Octopodi due to its Greek origins...

    3. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by Elshar · · Score: 1

      IIRC It's actually Octopodiculous. Or was that some kind of spell from the Harry Potter series? Hmm...

    4. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by tuomas_kaikkonen · · Score: 1

      I found this link very interesting. IMHO, Latin should be taught at public schools.

    5. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      It seems even the most authoritative references are inconsistent on this, though "octopi" is usually seen as strictly incorrect.

      Fowler's Modern English Usage states that "the only acceptable plural in English is octopuses", and that octopi is misconceived and octopodes pedantic. Octopi derives from the mistaken notion that octopus is Latin, which it is not. Rather, it is (Latinized) Greek, from oktopous, gender masculine, whose plural is oktopodes. If the word were Latin, it would be octopes ('eight-foot') and the plural octopedes, analogous to centipedes and millipedes, as the plural form of pes ('foot') is pedes. In modern, informal Greek, it is called khtapodi, gender neuter, with plural form khtapodia.

      That said, Merriam-Webster and other dictionaries accept octopi as a plural form. The Oxford English Dictionary lists octopuses, octopi, and octopodes (the order reflecting decreasing frequency of use), stating that the last form is rare. The term octopod (either plural octopods and octopodes can be found) is taken from the taxonomic order octopoda but has no classical equivalent. The collective form octopus is usually reserved for animals consumed for food.

    6. Re:Plural of octopus != octopii by evanism · · Score: 1

      Latin! hahaha, how about Science?

      The octopi/-podes/-uses eyeball is surely proof that an intelligent designer made everything some time just before last Wednesday (or there abouts).

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  69. How about an octopus attacking a 4 foot shark? by dogbreathcanada · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can find the video at Google Video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-700490962 2962894202&q=octopus+shark The octopus in that video is deomstrating the same instinct as the octopus that attacked the sub.

    1. Re:How about an octopus attacking a 4 foot shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, thats pretty impressive, never thought an octopus could take on a shark.

    2. Re:How about an octopus attacking a 4 foot shark? by DivemasterJoe · · Score: 1

      Those of us who dive the Emearld Waters of the Pacific Northwest United States are usually quite happy to interact with large cephalopods: http://www.seanet.com/~katrinakruse/octopus_on_my_ head.htm

  70. Next time I build an ROV or sub by bob7 · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna remember to atatch an extra high-voltage circuit to the hull, just in case. ;)

  71. Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is what happens when you let the terrorists take courses in Marine Biology!

  72. Re:Mirror and another octopi video: by nodnarb1978 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a mirror site hosting this one and a few other octopi videos.

    Link (pops)

  73. Bigger things down there by as400tek · · Score: 1

    I for one think there are bigger things down there, after 5 years in the Navy and I was at sea for 3 of those years I tend to think there are some huge things at the bottom of the sea that would scare the hell out of all of us. I could explain more but it's late and I am saving it for my book.

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  74. So there are giant sea monsters by Archbob · · Score: 0

    So the legends of giant sea monsters are true! Whoa, next thing you know, Godzilla will pop put of the ocean and kill Tokyo. I'll be sure to get footage of that.

  75. Hentai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I haven't seen that many tentacles since the Interview with Julien Vanhoenacker!

  76. invertebrate mammals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "invertebrate mammals"?

    enough said.

  77. Squid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What squid?

  78. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by mattlamb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for the Vancouver Island newspaper (TC) and we ran this in yesterdays newspaper, so yes slashdot may reach further but the locals saw this a good 48hrs prior.

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  79. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    I work across Kings St from you, at the plumbing place (ASL). :)

  80. uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we all know what is going to happen ...

  81. Giant octo attack? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    They should attack it with a boomerang, or a bow and arrow...

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    1. Re:Giant octo attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bows and arrows won't work, you need King Kong. He will lob boulders at it.

  82. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by mattlamb · · Score: 1

    wow small world, we share the same parking nazi

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  83. Oodaku/Daku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is true, then maybe Mothra, Rodan and Varan might be out there on some yet-to-be discover island.

  84. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    Now now, it's not fair to randomly call people nazis.

    Unless you mean Robbins Parking, in which case, yeah.

    (I only started in 2004, so I haven't been able to get a company spot yet ... gotta convince some of the TC people to quit and move on first *HINT HINT* lol :))

  85. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Above link is pretty fascinating..

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! When I went there, it said click here to download plug-in. I'm truly fascinated.....

  86. I never do this but holy shit MOD PARENT UP by flamingweasel · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  87. The real CBC link (with video) by tawker · · Score: 0

    http://www.cbc.ca/vancouver/story/bc_octopus-sub20 060127.html?ref=rss - direct from the CBC - no msn filtering, and it includes the CBC video.

    1. Re:The real CBC link (with video) by _Griphin_ · · Score: 1

      For those confused (as I was) look for the Camera icon to the right of the webpage and it loads up the video. Yeah, they don't show the raw footage, actually it's a news story. Same footage we saw on CHEK-6 TV here in Victoria, B.C.

  88. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally agree with you. I too live on vancouver island and am hoping to mount a giant octopus to the hood of my car to attack Robbins ticket writers. The worst are the meter maids with the segways, every I see mine pass by I have to physically restrain myself from clothes-lining him. :)

  89. People are allowed to defend their domain by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

    Why not octopus?

    1. Re:People are allowed to defend their domain by thriemus · · Score: 1

      That depends greatly on where you live, in the UK if I make an intruder in my home cry by insulting him he can sue me for my house and have me put in jail!!

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  90. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by Aranth+Brainfire · · Score: 1

    Especially not with those military dart gun dolphins on the loose, educating them.

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  91. Giant squid vs Creationism...... by joppabukowski · · Score: 4, Funny
    This reminded me of a funny article from an old comedy/magizine site called Penis Owners Club, which is no longer updated. I'll paste it here, since the site probably isn't very work safe. =)

    "The world was not created for man by God, oh no!

    For some years, some biologists have argued that there was a 7th day of creation, during which God thought about his prototypes and finally made the crowning glory of his creation here on Earth: the giant squid.

    The basic problem with the idea that we humans are the peak of his creation was pointed out by none other than Charles Darwin. The problem is explaining the evolution of the vertebrate eye. He gave this as a very serious problem, because this organ doesn't fossilize at all, and it is difficult to explain how all the intermediate forms could have been sufficiently functional for Natural Selection to have selected them.

    In recent years, Creationists have vociferously challenged the entire evolutionary paradigm, and some biologists have given serious thought to their criticisms, as well as Darwin's issue of the eye. Some have suggested the thought experiment: Suppose that the Creationists are right, and the world was built by some sort of Cosmic Engineer (which we may call "God" for short). What can we learn by studying the artefacts of the creation process?

    One thing that we learn when we study the vertebrate eye is that it has a rather strange structure. The blood vessels and the nerves pass through the surface in a bundle (the "blind spot"), and spread out on the inside of the retina. This is a very bizarre way to lay out the "wiring". Why would any sensible engineer do it this way, rather than the much more sensible way of running the wiring along the back surface?

    We might hypothesize that there is some obscure benefit to doing it this way, and we just aren't clever enough to figure it out. But this is shot down by a simple fact. The "camera" type of eye seems to have evolved (or been created, if you prefer) more than once. The cephalopods (a family of animals that include octopi, squid, and nautilus) have eyes that are superficially similar, but on close examination, we find that all the details are different. In particular, they have the "wiring" on the back of the retina, as you'd expect.

    So, if there is a Creator, He seems to have done the job twice, once poorly (with vertebrates), and once well (with the cephalopods). This is very suspicious. It is especially suspicious when you consider that, while we humans claim that the planet was built for us, it is roughly 3/4 salt water. If you measure the areas that we humans actually inhabit in any significant numbers, we are talking about maybe 5% of the globe, whereas the giant squid is at the top of the food chain over roughly 70%. When you consider the actual volume of the inhabited space, the giant squid has a home range many thousands of times greater than ours.

    So the evidence appears to be that humans were one of the experiments, good enough to let live but not good enough to be given a large range (or to rework things like the eyes so that they worked better).

    If this isn't convincing enough, consider also that humans have quite a good record of wiping out all the large predators, on both land and at sea. We have devastated the cetacea and are busy wiping out the large sharks, tunas, and other major marine predators. There is one exception: Humans show little interest in interacting with the giant squid. Sure, we catch the little ones and eat them, but as for the biggest species, we almost totally ignore it, although it is a major predator in all the oceans. And if you are like most humans, you are probably thinking that this is silly. Who cares about a bunch of big squid?

    This is very, very suspicious. We have a glaring blind spot here. Most large predators drive us crazy. We are terrified of wolves, bears, and sharks. Although very few humans have ever been injured b

    1. Re:Giant squid vs Creationism...... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's my essay! ;-)

      Well, except for the cute blurbs at the beginning and end.

      I wrote it maybe 10 years ago, as a fun retort to some creationist rant. I just googled for it, and found a couple dozen copies. It's sorta fun to see it copied around like this, though I suppose it's not one of history's great cases of plagiarism.

      I'd never heard of the Penis Owners Club. That's fun, too, but it's not obvious why they'd publish a copy of this.

      I keep thinking of updating it, in the light of the last decade's advances in understanding now that we have so many DNA maps, and the recent stories of the first footage of live giannt squids in their habitat.

      Maybe I should set aside some time to Just Do It ...

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  92. Yes sure... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    an "attack"... "Tt's coming right for us!"

    All i can see in this video is an octopus coming near, and a submarine taking refuge in panic...

    I guess the octopus - by the way a pretty smart animal - just wanted to say "hello... could you please PISS OFF?" in his way, because he felt disturbed...
    Animals are not like humans. They always have *reasons* why they do such stuff. And i even guess that an octopus knows that this submarine is nothing you can/should eat. So what are the reasons left for doing this?

    Rrrrright!

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  93. Works for Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ..It's been working for Sony Playstation for years; with both PSX and PS2 using their crappy idea of graphics, thereby cooking up the ol' pixelfest for those that not know better..

  94. Since we're already being anal-retentive... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Informative

    > The most correct plural is octopodes, but I've never heard anyone use it.

    Yes. The -us isn't the familiar Latin ending. It's the Latinized form of Greek okto-pous "eightfoot".

    The root of pous is ped- or pod-, familiar in such terms as orthopedics, "foot straightening"; tetrapod, "fourfoot"; Oedipus (Greek Oidipous), "Clubfoot".

    The seemingly strange pous from pod- is an example of the common linguistic phenomenon called compensatory lengthening, the result of the nominative singular derivation pod- + -s. The Greek nominitive plural would be pod- + -es, hence "octopodes".

    I now return you to our slightly less anal retentive context...

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  95. Did any passenger ships report.... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    ...sightings of glowing red orbs that crashed into the deep ocean? That sea level rise might not be global warming after all....

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  96. Re:Mirror and another octopi video: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  97. Regular sized octopus attacks tiny sub by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Not many killed.

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  98. You say that now by bobamu · · Score: 1

    But just think, it'll attack Tokyo and they'll fight back with some kind of nuclear weapon and seemingly defeat it but and then some mad scientist guy who is always partially in shadow and has vibrating eyes will rebuild it using spare cyborg parts from his plan-b of "destroy tokyo for no adequately explored reason" and before you know it you'll have a 200ft high radioactive "OCTOMECHA" and yet more buildings in downtown Tokyo will be destroyed and it will all end up resulting in some kind of epic duel to the death with godzilla.

    1. Re:You say that now by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I think I'll wait for the cartoon series and watch it on sat on Saturday mornings.

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  99. I'll try and bear that in mind. by kale77in · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you were underwater and had a choice between a shark or an octopus attacking you, go with the shark. You have a better chance of survival.

    Interesting point and all, but seriously dude... that is quite some hypothetical.

    OCTOPUS: GurgleRarrr! *attacks*
    ME: *oof* Ex-CUSE me, but I SPECIFICALLY requested the shark.
    OCTOPUS: *slinks away, professionally embarrassed*

    1. Re:I'll try and bear that in mind. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      ME: *oof* Ex-CUSE me

      It's "ex-SQUEEZE me", you insensitive clod!

      Sincerely,
      The Jar-Jar Remembrance Foundation

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    2. Re:I'll try and bear that in mind. by nihilistcanada · · Score: 1

      OCTOPUS: GurgleRarrr! *attacks* ME: *oof* Ex-CUSE me, but I SPECIFICALLY requested the shark. OCTOPUS: *Look Buddy, As a member of UnderSea Horrors Local 1518 I am sorry to inform you that Brother Sharkey had booked this day off weeks ago for a shop stewards meeting. I am his designated replacement. If you have a problem with that too bad buckko. Now lets hurry this up and get you devoured, I already have 8 hours of overtime this week and just want to go home.*

    3. Re:I'll try and bear that in mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interesting point and all, but seriously dude... that is quite some hypothetical.


      Is it really...Hahahahaha! Now, Mr Bond...CHOOSE!
  100. Looking for a girlfriend? by Cybertect · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "No one knows what caused the octopus to attack. It may have been curious, looking for a meal or a girlfriend, said Jim Cosgrove of the Royal B.C. Museum."

    I didn't know that Slashdot had Octopodal readers

  101. Re:Fuck---what an awesome post! by BrentRJones · · Score: 1

    An awesome, truly awesome post!

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  102. Attack? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Looking at the video, doesnt look much like an attack... Lots of arms flailing around.. rocks ...

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  103. Hollywood Movie Oh Yeah! by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    Maybe Hollywood can make a movie about it and it can be based on true events.

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  104. We come in peace, bang bang you're dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I concur. It was more like: "I thought the rather small giant-octopus might attack us."

  105. Canadian sub spared by octopus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that asshole of an octopus was threatened by a bigger fish?

  106. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    "Man, we left those retarded dolphins back on Earth ages ago!"

  107. Re:Fuck, Holy Mother of God! by AlienSlav · · Score: 0

    Holy Mother of God!

    These sneaky slimy gooey crudge mudgons are slowly warming up the earth, and oh, HELL NO! melting the polar ice caps. We are lost. They will flood the world and seek us out! Hey I have a very good computer system that I'll trade for some rope and those spiky climbing shoes; you know the ones I mean......... don't you please?
    AlienSlave

  108. Whoa! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    It may have been curious, looking for a meal or a girlfriend, said Jim Cosgrove of the Royal B.C. Museum.

    Funny, my girlfriend attacks my expensive and sensitive equipment when I'm on too long.

    And like that sub, it's not insured either!

    Are we seeing an interspecies relationship here?

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  109. Responding to recent attacks... by tonymus · · Score: 1

    Responding to recent unprovoked attacks, US President George W. Bush has formally declared war on the country of Octopussia...

  110. huh?! That's it? by umijin · · Score: 1

    This wasn't very impressive visually (or otherwise). I suppose if there was some actual sound from the tech trying to liberate the ROV it would be nice - even if it was just cursing. As they say, "I suppose ya had to be there..." This non-plussed marine biologist rates it a "thumbs down". :-P

  111. Was Captain Nemo aboard? by cparisi · · Score: 1
  112. Do I smell a new FOX "reality" series? by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Don't let FOX catch wind of this, they'll spit out a new "reality" show entitiled "When Octopi Attack!"

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    1. Re:Do I smell a new FOX "reality" series? by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      Well what's worse, FOX having "When Octopi Attack!" or having ABC make "Extreme Makeover: Octopus Edition!" On second thought, I think the people who made Spiderman II might file copyright infringement if anyone uses anything resembling the villian "Doc Ock." FOX has enough Octopi working for it, though. Look at Bill O'Reilly, the transparency of his objectivity is like an octopus' "ink". Of course, now I'll probably be taken into custody for being "annoying" on the web.

  113. Curiosity is destructive. by RossumsChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget the cats, "Curiosity kills kit."

    Ever leave a five year old with aspirations of a future in engineering alone with electronic gear? The results, while not malicious and bourne only out of curiosity, are usually disastrous.

    It's a classic case of "What's this button do?" and "Does this part come off? Neat!"

  114. MOD PARENT FUNNY by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

    I mean, it *is* supposed to be humour, right?

  115. Babelfish for those who don't speak octopus by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    OCTOPUS: Oh! A girl! *attacks*
    ME: *oof* Ex-CUSE me, but I SPECIFICALLY requested the shark.
    OCTOPUS: *slinks away, sexually embarrassed*

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  116. NSFW? by loimprevisto · · Score: 0

    I don't *dare* click a link with a comment like that attached to it at work... anyone braver than me? :-)

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    1. Re:NSFW? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I don't *dare* click a link with a comment like that attached to it at work

      It's moderately unsafe for work - could certainly offend some people. From the page;
      The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is an erotic woodcut made circa 1820 by Hokusai, perhaps the first instance of tentacled creatures appearing in Japanese erotica (sometimes called tentacle sex).
      It's quite a famous piece of art though, so you might get away with it.
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    2. Re:NSFW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Fisherwife's Dream" is an old Japanese woodcut dating from the early 1800s, and is basically a depiction of an erotic tentacle-rape fantasy.

      NSFW, unless you work at an art gallery, in which case it's fairly famous and historical.

  117. Proper design for the environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ever leave a five year old with aspirations of a future in engineering alone with electronic gear?

    Right, but I'm guessing said electronic gear was never designed to be immersed in a hostile environment. If you design a toy, on the other hand, you'd better expect it to be handled as such. Consider the Lego Mindstorms controller-in-a-brick, which is well-hardened against most such destruction by curious kids.

    Now, if you build an ROV--one which, by the way, was intended to study sea life--you can be damn sure you're going to encounter at least a few curious critters down there. If you haven't considered that entirely predictable scenario in the design phases, you can't really complain too much when it gets torn apart in the operational environment.

    1. Re:Proper design for the environment by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

      Apparently they did consider that scenario, so they built it to have a second level of functionality as a gravel slinger.

      Tada! Problem solved. :)

  118. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? by Hergio · · Score: 1

    The start of something bigger? What the hell are you talking about? My dog shit on the rug the other day, I think its the start of something, something big...some world-wide uprising of house broken dogs revolting against their owners! Much like how these octpuses aren't going to take it anymore! The end of the world is near...yup, I can see it starting. OMG!!!!!!!

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  119. Going Postal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charlie the Octopus was never the same after they closed down the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride at Disney World....

  120. Giant Octopus shown on local news... by _Griphin_ · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it helps, but they've shown that footage to death on Chek-6 TV, though they only showed clips of the attack, not the entire thing.

  121. Octopus == Shark Killer by elbonian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Talking about he Seattle Aquarium and octopuses... Hasn't anyone seen how an octopus from this aquarium exterminated some sharks?

    1. Re:Octopus == Shark Killer by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      That video rocks. There goes alot of theory about how you have to have a notochord or a spine to get higher intelligence.

    2. Re:Octopus == Shark Killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of octopus is octopi. Surprising nobody on /. uses the word, considering half the posters think "virii" is a legitimate word.

    3. Re:Octopus == Shark Killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although octopuses is also legitimate, I'm surprised any nerd wouldn't jump at the chance to use the more impressive form.

  122. Sperm Whales? by painQuin · · Score: 1

    I do believe it was humpback whales that saved humanity, not sperm whales.

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    1. Re:Sperm Whales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ignorance is forgivable, because that damnable Star Tracks movie was full of LIES!

      You see, humpback whales are baleen whales, and baleen whales are basically cows of the sea. They don't really actively hunt or struggle for their food, they just blunder about the sea inhaling whatever isn't smart enough to get out of the way.

      Now, sperm whales, on the other hand, are active predators, and that requires that you at least have to be smart enough to catch something in order to eat it. Sperm whales are more like the sabre-toothed tigers of the sea.

      Now, if you had to depend on one or the other of these to save humanity... which do you think could actually do it?

      If you say "baleen whales" I'm prepared to call you some sort of communist.

  123. Wow! by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...when an octopus attacked their ... sensitive equipment..."

    was there video? ...and remember:

    Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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  124. Who Will Be Eaten First? by Viadd · · Score: 1

    The classic Jack Chick tract Who Will Be Eaten First.

  125. ATTACK ? by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Wasnt that more like 'shook hands' with the sub?

    It was like a bouncer holds a kid by the cuff and the kid starts fighting back with all he has.

    PETA should intervene. The Poor Octopi.

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  126. Giant Octopus? by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Was that really all that giant?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusca

    and

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus ..tell me that Octopi can be much bigger. I thought it was a manned sub that was attacked till I saw the sub in a picture. This is just a fishing story.

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  127. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  128. Thanks for the video by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    Now I'm going to have nightmares.

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  129. koochey koochey kooo, nice octopus by icepick72 · · Score: 1
    I see somebody already posted the Google video of Octopus attacking shark.
    "first documented attack" is *not* true.

    And since when is any type of wild animal not supposed to attack? So a diver interacts with octopi a lot and loves them. Should you really be surprised when one day you don't surface because a P.O'd Octopus decided to hug you too long? They're damn strong creatures, and you cannot say they will only behave in manner X, Y, or Z. I've seen a small bird "attack" a person. WTF?!? you say? I say, why not? You're not going to convince the bird any different if it wants to attach you. Same with the octopus that can number your days if it wants.

  130. What are they going to come up with next? by antabus · · Score: 1

    So, they find a squid larger than the "giant" squid, and decide to call it a "colossal" squid.

    What will they do 10 years down the line, when they find an even larger squid?

  131. Why do you feel ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Apparently you were not-so-giant octopus in your prior life.

  132. "their actions are very inappropriate" by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    "It's certainly a mature male from what I can see in the video," said Cosgrove.
    Oh, great. Octopr0n. How am I, a normal, land-based male going to feel when confronted by the sight of a giant octopecker?
    "Old octopuses become what we call senescent, or senile, reaching the end of their life. And sometimes their actions are very inappropriate.
    Humans get the same way, which explains why rich old white guys get into politics, or work at the MPAA.
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    1. Re:"their actions are very inappropriate" by chawly · · Score: 1

      Old octopuses become what we call senescent, or senile, reaching the end of their life. And sometimes their actions are very inappropriate. - Like attacking nosy submarines who make unnecessary noise during nap-time ?

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  133. For me .. by rupert0 · · Score: 1

    the sub attacks the octupus....

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  134. Hardly New by tacocat · · Score: 1

    This was first documented by Jules Verne in 20,000 Leagues under the Sea.

    But you will never see the video because Disney owns the rights to it becuase of their movie: 20,000 leagues under the sea.

  135. Plural of octopus by martin_the_geek · · Score: 1

    It's octopodes...

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  136. Name change. by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    A giant pacific octopus attacked

    Perhaps a name change is in order? I propose "giant badass octopus".

  137. Heh! I don't have to be able to.... by aqk · · Score: 1

    I don't have to able to swim faster than the octopus.
    I just have to be able to swim faster than YOU!

  138. Flying Spagetti Monster appears unto you... by slowhand · · Score: 1

    ...to deliver a message of peace and understanding. And he is set upon and attacked. {sigh}Will we ever learn?{/sigh}

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