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Whedon Calls Death Knell For Firefly

Ant writes "Entertainment Weekly is reporting on the end of Firefly." From the article: "Alas, Whedon's fond memories are also tainted by Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million. 'In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion. He has no regrets -- and he's moving on."

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  1. Just a thought.... by I_Strahd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or a question really, then a thought.
    Why go straight to a movie? Why not back to television. With a movie you only have one chance at redemption. With a series you have several. Make a few more episodes, get picked up by the SciFi channel and let it ride. I loved the Firefly series, but I didn't care for the movie. Yeah, it had great parts (so do some ugly hookers), but overall it both sucked and blowed!!

    I guess I will be looking for that made for TV movie of Angel. And don't tell me it will never happen, because I already know. :(


    I guess that stuff like this is the reason they make scotch.

    1. Re:Just a thought.... by realmolo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uh, TV series aren't free. Firefly was a fairly expensive series. Yeah, Sci-Fi would pick it up if anyone did, but I think even they don't want to touch it at this point. A failed series, a failed movie...what's the point?

      Plus, Firefly was crappy anyway. Joss blew his whole creative wad on the first 3 seasons of Buffy.

    2. Re:Just a thought.... by kwalker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because Fox owns the rights to the TV series, yes still. That's why it was made into a movie. Whedon was trying to keep it going

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    3. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Sci-Fi is owned by Fox so I don't see them picking up the TV serie again to be a problem. Especially since Sci-Fi have been showing the first season already.

    4. Re:Just a thought.... by CountBrass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The other problem he has is that whilst Firefly was a quirky, charming series the movie Serenity was a complete hotch-potch pile of crap. It sucked bigged time and really showed that Wheedon's directing skills simply didn't transfer from the small screen to the big screen.

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    5. Re:Just a thought.... by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Other than Joss not having the rights to the show (as mentioned above), I had heard that the episodes were on the order of a $1 mil / each to film and release.

      Double-checking, I'm wrong, it's $2 million per episode in production costs for Firefly... That's almost as much as ABC's Lost, and there they have a huge audience and marketing engine behind the show. They only got $38 mil total for the Serenity movie, about $ 3/4 mil short of the public production costs.

      In my humble opinion, Joss should be seeking to release an adult-level animated series, similar to WB's Batman, or even an anime-style futuristic romp. The level of detail, varied scenery, and scale of the sets are just too big for production offices these days, and if you can't film it, you can certainly draw it.

    6. Re:Just a thought.... by nlmille1 · · Score: 0, Troll
      but overall it both sucked and blowed!!
      So do some ugly hookers.
    7. Re:Just a thought.... by GigG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They only got $38 mil total for the Serenity movie, about $ 3/4 mil short of the public production costs.

      Which they will more than make up for when it goes to DVD. So don't feel to sorry for them.

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    8. Re:Just a thought.... by chandoni · · Score: 3, Funny

      An anime-style series? He could call it Grave of the Firefly.

    9. Re:Just a thought.... by wiggles · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, you're in the minority here. Most of the critics loved the film, even the indie critics at efilmcritic.com, who usually don't like anything unless it came out of some film festival...

      58% of the critics on that site gave it their highest rating (for comparison: 21% for Phantom Menace and 65.95% for the original Matrix). Less than 10% felt it was below average; only 4.5% said that Serenity was "total crap."

    10. Re:Just a thought.... by JChung2006 · · Score: 1

      Which they will barely make up when it goes to DVD. Strong DVD sales and weak TV ratings and movie theater box office sales should tell FOX/Universal that Firefly/Serenity is a "straight to video" media property that should have never aired on television or made it into the movie theaters in the first place.

    11. Re:Just a thought.... by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      Although I haven't read it, Joss Whedon wrote or co-wrote a comic book called Fray.

    12. Re:Just a thought.... by dargon · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, it was released today.

    13. Re:Just a thought.... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Double-checking, I'm wrong, it's $2 million per episode in production costs for Firefly... That's almost as much as ABC's Lost, and there they have a huge audience and marketing engine behind the show.

      It's interesting you should make that comparison. It is very hard to rate the popularity of TV shows, since there is no direct purchase involved. Nielson type ratings are questionable in reliability. DVD purchases are actually one of the best measures. If you take a look at Amazon's top DVD sales for today you'll find that Lost is the second most popular TV series... right behind Firefly which is the most purchased TV series. Now, the price of Lost is higher than Firefly by about 25%, and they don't have specific statistics on how many have sold total. Nonetheless I think the runaway popularity of Firefly DVD sales speaks to its potential as a show that has an audience willing to support those production costs, if only given that option.

    14. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Critics loved it (by sci fi standards) and I can admit that, in isolation, it was a great movie. The problem was that that movie turned off a lot of Firefly fans. I've debated this ad nauseam already on the official message boards - but the one things that's indisputable is that the entire community broke out into a firestorm over the killing of two characters, Wash and to a lesser extent Book.

      I'm one of those that protested that loudest that killing Wash was a stupid, stupid move. There were a variety or other problems Firefly fans had with the movie (eg turning River into "River the Reaver Slayer") but I think that was really at the core.

      Wheddon created a series that a lot of people fell in love with and they rallied after it was cancelled to bring it back to life. Killing Wash in a way that many felt was pointless was a slap in the fact to a lot of fans that had worked, struggled, evangelized and pretty much gone above and beyond to bring their show back to life.

      I think he made a fundamental miscalculation in thinking that his Firefly crowd would stick with him while he reached for a broader audience. Given how he's revered by Wheddonites who also love Buffy and Angel, I'm not surprised he erred on the side of appealing to a broader audience. But a lot of the fans of Firefly were no fans of Wheddon, and so they were completely unwilling to go follow him just because he's Wheddon. They saw his treatment of characters (Wash in particular but also others) as wanton disregard for their beloved franchise, they spurned the movie, quit trying to bring their friends, and went home to watch their Firefly DVD set one more time.

      The remaining Wheddonites who crowded into the theaters night after night and dragged friends and relatives along were just not quite the critical mass needed to really get the show to break out. Whether or not things would have turned out differently had Wheddon not killed Wash - no one will ever know. I think the chance was there to make a new Star Wars (the original) mega-hit and that that was the mistake that cost him, but I'm sure there are plenty of Wheddonites and others who disagree with me.

      In any case, I'm sad to see it go, but I won't be eager to catch the next Wheddon project anytime soon. As far as I'm concerned Wheddon and Lucas are just proof-postive that talent is a fickle creature and some creators clearly create works that far outsrtip their own understanding. Just because the muse visits, doesn't mean she'll stay.

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    15. Re:Just a thought.... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      That $38 million is the box office take, which includes the cut that the theaters get. The actual amount that the studio got was significantly lower, and so there's a lot of ground to be made up on a DVD release. It would have to sell many millions of copies in order to fill in the gap.

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    16. Re:Just a thought.... by Khaotix · · Score: 1

      thx for the spoilers 3

      I've got 3 episodes left to watch before I sit down and watch the movie. *sigh*

    17. Re:Just a thought.... by deanoaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand how you can say that allowing Wash and Book to be killed was an attempt to reach a wider audience.

      If anything I felt that it showed the core audience that this was not an episode of a TV series, where much could be expected to end up the same at the end as at the beginning. New viewers would not know of their earlier contributions to the story and would be much less attached to them.

      I don't see how new viewers can have been a factor in the decision to let them die. New viewers would have gotten the same effect of seriousness if new characters had been added and then killed.

      Also, River had been shown as having a 'super weapon' mode in the Firefly series, where she closed her eyes and killed three armed troops with three shots in about one second, so the movie was not 'turning' her into something new.

      I loved the movie and will own the DVD today (first day out). If nothing else, you finally get to see what a Reaver really looks like.

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    18. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know the average number of viewers per episode?

      I was thinking, at $10 an episode you would need about 200,000 sales to make the production cost back. If you pre-sell the episode, then you can even be sure your going to make a profit before filming begins. You can then distribute the episodes via the internet, show them on television with commercials, and sell the dvds as a box set.

      I'd imagine its not nearly that simple. There are probably lots of initial cost (building the sets for example), plus it doesn't make for very good job security for the cast and crew.

      Still, its an interesting idea at least, especially if the studios by pass the networks altogether and produce and sell the episodes directly.

    19. Re:Just a thought.... by halowolf · · Score: 1

      And depress us even more...

    20. Re:Just a thought.... by kahrytan · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is sales of 'Serenity' DVD that will tell Universal/Fox on how popular the movie is.

      on Amazon.com -- It is currently a top seller for Science Fiction DVDs.

      David Horiuchi, DVD Editor for Amazon, makes Serenity #4 in Science Fiction & Fantasy category.

      Firefly probaly was not as popular as the movie could have been due to Fox's inability to market it's shows. I never once saw anything about Firefly before or during it's airing. Only reason why I saw the movie was because of Scifi channel airing of reruns and previews of the movie.

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    21. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1
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    22. Re:Just a thought.... by /ASCII · · Score: 1

      He wrote Fray. It's about a future slayer. I thought it was so-so, but my girlfriend (a huge Buffy fan and avid comics reader) thought it was great. Whedon has also written some X-men for Marvel, they're released under the name 'Astonishing X-men'. I liked the first arc, second one was a bit bleh. I think more X-men will be coming in 2006.

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    23. Re:Just a thought.... by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      At amazon Firefly - The Complete Series (2002) is at #6.

    24. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if advertisers had half a brain, they'd be clamoring to advertise on shows that do this well on DVD/Video despite bad TV ratings. It means the audience is much more affluent than your typical TV household. Why wouldn't you want to advertise to an audience proven to spend money?

    25. Re:Just a thought.... by chazbot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the parent comment specified Science Fiction top sellers, not all DVD sales. At the time that I write this, Firefly and Serenity occupy the top two spots on the SciFi top sellers list. And it seems that Firefly has moved to #5 on the overall top sellers list.

    26. Re:Just a thought.... by buddahfool · · Score: 1

      Ha, there is an animated Firefly series. It is called Cowboy Bebop...

    27. Re:Just a thought.... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      For that matter, I wonder what the cost would be on putting a show out on a DVD subscription basis. For the people that don't want to mess around with burning their own discs or dealing with whatever player requirement the studio chooses, subscribers could just get platform-neutral DVD episodes in the mail.

      Of course, this does sound a bit like the lukewarm flop that "CD-ROM Magazines" were back in the day...

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    28. Re:Just a thought.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The only cowboy in that show is a guy riding a horse stick on the bounty hunter show.

    29. Re:Just a thought.... by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      Or Andy.

    30. Re:Just a thought.... by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Sure. It can be kind of long and depressing... then the girl dies.

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    31. Re:Just a thought.... by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      The hilarious thing about the *angry* fan response to killing of characters is it is almost exactly identical to what happened when he killed off characters in Buffy and Angel. You'd think people would have learned by now.

    32. Re:Just a thought.... by rknop · · Score: 1

      I would note that with it being a short series, it is substantially less expensive than a full season run of a TV show on DVD. There has to be some sort of price point break that people will be willing to shell out for a shorter series.

      I know it's true for me; I bought the firefly DVD's, but haven't bought the B5 DVDs. Partly that's because I taped (on VHS) B5 the first time it was on. But I would like to get those DVDs. I just haven't managed to convince myself I have the disposable cash to blow on it. One of these years, I'll probably buy them used (whereas I bought Firefly new).

      If Firefly had lasted a full season, and the DVD costs were proportionately higher, I suspect that it would have sold fewer DVD boxed sets than it has.

      -Rob

    33. Re:Just a thought.... by fantail · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm one of those that protested that loudest that killing Wash was a stupid, stupid move

      I though that killing Wash and Book was a great move. At the end I actually thought the good guys might fail, that Joss might kill them all off (my friend, who I saw it with, thought they would send the message, but still all die). I can't remember the last time I actually believed a movie might end with the good guys failing and dying (of course, this belief was helped by previously having seen everything else Joss has made).

      If Wash and Book hadn't died, the ending wouldn't have been nearly as good because I never would have doubted that they would succeed.

    34. Re:Just a thought.... by rknop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, damn, the fact that they killed Wash and that they were willing to kill Wash is what gave the movie much of it's power.

      I came out of that movie thinking, gee, that was a hard-hitting movie. The fact that Wash got killed, and the way that he did, was in the forefront of my mind when I thought that.

      Did I like it that Wash died? No! But I think it helped make for a great film. I didn't like it in the sense that I liked Wash and wanted him not dead... but I didn't think that it made the movie bad, nor did I see it as a slap in the face. Indeed, it made the movie stronger. The depth of the suffering and challenge that the characters went through in that movie would have been more implausible if they all came through it alive. If you aren't ever willing to kill off characters you really care about, then it becomes harder and harder to sustain any thrill or fear for the characters you really care about when watching any movie or series.

      Frankly, Firefly fans who saw that as a slap in the face to them wanted not good film and a good story, but wanted to be coddled with warm and fluffy stories of mock danger about their favorite people. It's not really what Whedon does. Watch Star Trek for that kind of thing; there, you only have to worry about a character's life after you've heard about contract disputes or dissatisification with the show on the part of one of the actors.

      -Rob

    35. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't get it, see wikipedia.

    36. Re:Just a thought.... by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

      Agreed - While killing Book didn't really do much (since he'd hardly been in the film anyway) killing Wash suprised the hell out of me, and changed the colour of the whole movie - from that point on I started to think that maybe The Good Guys wouldn't win - if Wheddon would kill one of the most popular characters in such a brutal and sudden way then who knows what he's got up his sleeve next. It called the rest of the movie into question for me, and that everyone else survived was irrelevent - it meant I no longer had a good idea what to expect from the rest of the film and I *loved* it. Personally I thought Serenity was an amazing movie with the exception of the first part - I didn't like the beginning much but from the point we catch up to Serenity herself I was in heaven :)

    37. Re:Just a thought.... by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      but the one things that's indisputable is that the entire community broke out into a firestorm over the killing of two characters, Wash and to a lesser extent Book. ...
      There were a variety or other problems Firefly fans had with the movie (eg turning River into "River the Reaver Slayer")

      I think you've probably got your gripes the wrong way round. Killing off Book was - if anything - more of a problem than killing off Wash. The series made Book and River enigmas. The film revealed River in a way that was consistent with the way the character was being developed. Remeber "No power in the verse can stop me" in "War Stories" - killing three people in cover with three shots despite, apparently, never having used a gun before? And her slashing Jayne in "Ariel"? The girl was clearly being shown to be a calculated killing machine.

      Book is a different matter. The end of Book made no sense in Serenity. In "Safe" they take him to the alliance ship for medical attention, he's given an exceptional reception only after the feds see his ID. Along with other questions (how is a shepherd he able to determine precisely the type of gun used in "War Stories"? Why does the assassin in "Objects in Space" say 'He ain't no shepherd'?). So why do they then raise his farm to the ground in Serenity? The killing of Book in the film means that the question of who he really was will never be answered.

      Killing Wash leaves no such questions unanswered.

      The defence of the killings, of course, is that if a new FireFly series was going to be made, it had to have something to kick-start the new series. They leave the end of the show with no hideouts and few living contacts. A new series, then, would be kick-started by them a) finding a new pilot, which b) means they have to find places they can safely go. Of course, the question has to be asked as to what a crew will do with a mathematical-genius-killing-machine on board; but you can easily imagine a revenge plot where they go Reaver hunting!

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    38. Re:Just a thought.... by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      I think that idea got fairly extensively tested in the past, such as when Enterprise (yeah yeah I know) was cancelled, when Futurama was cancelled, and so forth. People suggest it periodically, yet it goes nowhere.

      It seems plausible that one ought to be able to make episodes on the basis of presales, but apparently the industry has better things to do with its time than test out that sort of theory. Which isn't really very surprising. Aside from everything else, doing work-for-hire for a large, distributed group of pre-sale clients represents a risk. What happens if you make the show, it disappoints them because, oh, they kill off the fans' favourite character, and some idiot starts a class-action lawsuit?

      It would be great if some studio decided to get a grip and actually give the idea a sporting chance. However, the attitude of the industry towards new business practices is famously conservative, so I'm not holding my breath.

    39. Re:Just a thought.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      In the UK, from play.com, a complete season of Babylon 5 is £24.99 for 6 DVDs (22 episodes). FireFly is £23.99 for 4 DVDs (14 episodes). The absolute price points are almost the same, and the per-episode price of FireFly is substantially higher. In spite of this, FireFly is still selling more.

      As an aside, I consider Babylon 5 to be close to the ideal price for a TV series. At around £1/episode, I don't feel particularly ripped off if I end up only watching it once, and it was very nice for a series with long story arcs like B5 to be able to watch an entire season at once.

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    40. Re:Just a thought.... by rknop · · Score: 1

      In the UK, from play.com, a complete season of Babylon 5 is £24.99 for 6 DVDs (22 episodes). FireFly is £23.99 for 4 DVDs (14 episodes). The absolute price points are almost the same, and the per-episode price of FireFly is substantially higher. In spite of this, FireFly is still selling more.

      Huh. In the US, the B5 seasons go for $80ish new, while the Firefly set goes for $30ish new. There is a clear difference in price. The price/episode is actually fairly close (altough even there, Firefly is a small win), but the absolute price point... well, $80 is a lot to spend all at once on something that's purely fluffly/discretionary/disposable income sort of stuff.

      -Rob

    41. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      If you read my posts you'd know I dont' follow Buffy or Angel. Saw on ep of Angel - it was so awful I could barely finish it. You could tell it was written for people who were REALLY into the characters because the viewer was expected to care about them w/out being given any real in-script reason to do so. Kind of like seeing a soap-opera at random.

      Have seen about 4 episodes of Buffy. It doesn't seem bad at all, but I don't see what all the fuss is about yet. Except that Buffy's hot, of course.

      But I still prefer the original movie to the series.

      Final note, most fans aren't angry because he killed off characters. Most fans have no issue with Book's death. What we have an issue with is HOW and WHY Book got toasted.

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    42. Re:Just a thought.... by Relgar · · Score: 1

      My impression wasn't a mass market appeal, but that the movie was a summary of what Whedon had in mind for the series. Given that he only had a couple hours to tell it all, it's understandably superficial and rushed.

      As I imagine it, Firefly was shut down while Whedon was still holding many cards close to his chest. The movie felt like those cards were being shown and explained, albeit in a hurried fashion that didn't do as much to build up interest and satisfaction like the t.v. episodes.

      So perhaps Wash was slated to die in a better written way, perhaps in episode 45, but we never got close enough to even see the hint coming.

    43. Re:Just a thought.... by evan1l38 · · Score: 1

      To me there was an excellent point to killing those characters. Whedon had said he was making this movie as if there were no more coming, which proved to be prophetic. Book had very little place in the movie, so killing him hurt nothing and served to prove both how serious the situation the characters were in had become, and also to spur them to serious action.

      And in the end, well every sci-fi movie ends with everyone living happily so there's no real suspense. You KNOW they'll all live and be fine. When Wash got killed, suddenly I did not know that. I had no idea if anyone else was going to get killed or not. If he was going to kill Wash, then he was willing to kill off any other character too, and I truly didn't know what would happen.

      And in hindsight, Wash was the best choice. He wasn't a fighter, and all the fighters were needed in the next scenes. So he wasn't really "needed" in the rest of that movie, so he was a logical choice. And since everyone loved him, it really brought home both that you didn't know who else would live or die, AND that this wasn't a risk-free mission where no one ever gets hurt, like most movies are.

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    44. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I'm *SO* tired of hearing this. Have you guys never seen an action flick before? If you have a cast of 9 in an action flick, SOMEONE'S going to die! And it's going to be more than 1. And the reason is always the same - to make viewers unsure of who's going to live.

      If you really want to be unsure of who's going to live or die in a movie I guess this is an important plot tool for you. Personally, there are other aspects that are more important to me than a feeling of uncertainty when I watch a movie.

      And in any case when Wash got killed I didn't think "Oh gee! Who could get it next?!" I thought "Wheddon, what the Hell did you do that for?!" The fact that I was thinking about the writer during the movie is a very, very bad sign. It means I've been completely taken out of the movie.

      Plus I maintain that the way the crew handled the death was really, really bad. There wasn't enough time in the movie and it would have slowed the pacing down to have scenes of real grief. The one scene with Zoe and Mal was achingly perfect, but it still left fans like me feeling like we lost one of our favorite characters to that those of you who get off an uncertainty could have your shot.

      The weird thing to me is that it's the fans of Wheddon who seem to require this uncertainty. And yet you fans of Wheddon shouldn't need to see Wash die to be uncertain - you've already seen Wheddon's work in a hundred episodes of Buffy and Angel.

      So the whole proposition seems like a very little bang for a very lot of buck.

      -stormin

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    45. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      1. A movie's greatness is not, in my opinion, directly proportional to how "hard-hitting" it is. If that were the case, I'm sure we would all enjoy some nice unedited footage of hostage executions or genocide in Rwanda. Yet for me that's not really what I'd call entertainment. Maybe worth viewing for othe reasons, but not what I'd want to pay money to see on a Friday night.

      2. Anyone who thinks that characters need to die in order to make a movie plausible has a very warped sense of reality. As I've stated before, in wartime there are far more permenant injuries than death. If you really wanted realism, you wouldn't be so sated by offing a few characters. That's really a fairly cheap, American attitude. Rather than deal with the messy complexities of having a main character learn to live with loss of limb or something we'd rather just have them dead altogether.

      I think that it would actually be more realistic and hard hitting to have more characters maimed then to have them cleanly removed. Life is messy and full of ambiguities. Killing characters is, in terms of plot, very neat and tidy and clear cut.

      3. I realize that some people need to be shocked in order to be pleased by a movie. I find this depressing because it's evidence or our over-exposure and resulting desensitization. I like to be shocked or surprised as much as the next guy, and although I tend to be a happy-ending fan, I enjoy sadness as well when it enriches the movie experience. My favorite movie/play of all time is Cyrano D'Begerac - where the hero never gets the girl and dies in the end. So it's not like I can't handle death.

      But I'm saddened when I go to a movie and feel as though the director has to reach harder and harder with each passing year to shock and awe his audience. It's like the Roman Circus without the mess - we need ever increasing amounts of emotional input to get the same return on investment.

      I think if we slowed down our consumption of eye-candy just a bit and spent a bit more time in general reflecting and being peaceful maybe we wouldn't have to see, as we see in Serenity, a murder by gang-rape, a village being razed, a planets population wiped out, a main character dead, a new supporting character dead and then STILL, after all this, be like "Oh yeah, and killing ANOTHER main character is what really made the film real to me."

      If that's what it takes, maybe the real problem isn't with the movie after all.

      -stormin

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    46. Re:Just a thought.... by Soybean47 · · Score: 1
      ..but the one things that's indisputable is that the entire community broke out into a firestorm over the killing of two characters, Wash and to a lesser extent Book.

      That's a fantastically broad generalization, and is easily disputable. I'm pretty sure there are plenty of fans (all the ones I know, for example), who were ok with the deaths of Book and Wash, and who failed entirely to break out into a "firestorm."

      Killing Wash in a way that many felt was pointless was a slap in the fact to a lot of fans...

      You're kidding, right? I can't believe people still think they can claim something is a "slap in the face to fans" (of anything) and be taken seriously. It's so cliched and overdramatic.

      Man, it's his story. If, in his story, Wash dies... it's not because Joss Whedon hates you. I promise. It's just the way he thought things should go. I can think of a few different possible reasons for this... I don't know what his actual reasons were, but I'm sure he had some. Anyway, you liked his story up until this point. I guess if you didn't like the final chapter, that's up to you, but taking it as a personal insult is a little bit on the crazy side.
    47. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      1 - I don't personally have an issue with River's killing prowess, I was just being informative (other people do have an issue with that)

      2 - I agree that Book's mystery should have been unravelled more. But this can be done posthomously.

      3 - Killing Wash didn't leave questions unanswered, but it disturbed the balance of the core crew. Book dying didn't shake anything up. Wash dying cuts off most of the levity for the whole damn show. And replacing him with a character that brough back levity would have seemed cheap.

      4 - What the show needed to kick of a new series wasn't plot changes. The plot was working fine. Better to make those in the new series, when there's more time to flesh complicated changes out. (I think killing Wash at end of series 2 could have been a great move). What the show needed was VIEWERS. And, as I've stated already, I think killing Wash in the way it was done contributed to that failure.

      -stormin

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    48. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      And in the end, well every sci-fi movie ends with everyone living happily so there's no real suspense.

      What the Hell sci-fi movies do you watch? Sure, in Star Wars (original) everyone lives. And we LIKE that movie - it's a classic. And in Star Trek too. But in every OTHER movie everyone dies. From Predator to Aliens (every movie in the series) it's a STAPLE of sci fi to kill off main/supporting characters in sci-fi movies.

      And in hindsight I think Washw wasn't the best choice. Inara (who the Hell shoots a bow and arrow 500 years in the future anyway) or Simone would have been better choices. River's better - so Simon's not needed except as a love interest for Kaylee. Inara annoys me anyway and also serves little purpose in the movie except a little tension with Mal. And we all know that if they actually get together Wheddon will just kill one of them.

      Just like he kills the only character in the show that's actually IN a relationship (as well as the only other character who CAN'T be in a relationship).

      What is it with Wheddon and relationships? One of the reasons I liked Zoe/Wash so much is showed a working marriage - not something that you see a whole lot of in adventure/sci-fi shows.

      It's like Gilmore Girls (don't ask, my wife made me watch and I got hooked). Whenever Lorali gets ready to actually settle down with a man ratings plummet, so they screw up the relationship and set her up witha new potential man. When the uncertainty rises, ratings go back up. But if the match is successful, ratings go back down. And so there's a never ending cycle of looking for true love.

      Which, in the end, gets really old.

      -stormin

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    49. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      1. The "entire community" doesn't mean "every member hated it". It means that on the official board a significant number of fans hated it and a significant number felt compelled to defend it and for days the hottests threads were those flamewars to the point where it was hard for fans who were OK with it to hold any kind of thread going without it breaking into a flameware over this issue. That's indisputable.

      2. Man, it's his story. If, in his story, Wash dies... it's not because Joss Whedon hates you.

      The idea that it's "his story" is laughable. Joss doesn't get rich watching his own movies. He doesn't even get paid watching his own movies. He gets paid making movies FOR OTHER PEOPLE. On top of this, he doesn't make movies alone. It requires actors, editors, stage hands, etc. So to act as though no one else has any claim in the franchise is absurd. The studio would certainly take issue with that claim for one thing. And for another any fan who supports the series has a tiny bit of ownership - we're all little shareholders.

      There's not show without Joss, but there's also no show without fans. Fans can't take a show away from Joss, but Joss can't take a show away from the fans either (unless he finds new ones). Without someone to watch - the show gets cancelled and Joss has nothing left but the ideas in his head - and that's NOT the same thing as a show.

      As for Wheddon hating me, who says he does? I don't. I think he just didn't understand his fans this time.

      And as for "it's just he way he thought things should go" that doesn't mean it's the way thing should go. Look at George Lucas and the prequals. They're "his" movies more than Joss's movies are his - because Lucas really owns them and doesn't need fans. And so by your logic the AWFUL dialogue is "the way things should go" because George wrote it.

      But the fact is that no matter how good the original Star Wars movies were the new ones SUCK. And just because the owner makes decisions doesn't make the decisions good.

      -stormin

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    50. Re:Just a thought.... by fantail · · Score: 1
      If you have a cast of 9 in an action flick, SOMEONE'S going to die!

      Then why do I see complaints over Wash (and Book) getting killed? Why complain about something that is inevitable? Unless, of course, you thought it inconceivable that Joss would kill a main character.

      If you thought of the movie as a springboard for more TV shows, then you might expect none of the main characters to die. Even when Book died, it was possible that the rest might survive. But once Wash died and the others didn't look to be in good shape, it was unclear who would survive, and quite possible that none of them would survive. Once Wash is dead, why stop there?

      the whole proposition seems like a very little bang for a very lot of buck

      Only if you don't care so much about the movie so much as potential future TV shows.

    51. Re:Just a thought.... by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      How about a spoiler warning? I'm in Brazil(where there was no theatrical release) and I was waiting for the DVD release to see it :(

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    52. Re:Just a thought.... by neelm · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Joss Weldon's world... he kills characters. You can never count on everyone making it though to the end, you don't get your "saftey net" with him.

      Instead he brings you a good story. In time, you'll see this is better than knowing the blue shirts will live and the reds will die every episode.

    53. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say killing Book was just as big a mistake. The great thing about the series was the very different viewpoints of all the characters. Having both a prostitute and a preacher, and treating both with respect. IMO that was just as important a dynamic as the hard-bitten veteran married to the goofy guy who plays with dinosaur toys. Given that I was really hoping the movie would revive the series, both deaths were a punch in the gut.

    54. Re:Just a thought.... by Laur · · Score: 1
      Count me as one of the people who thought the movie sucked pretty hard. It was an action movie full of absolutely terrible clichés and glaring plot holes. Disclaimer: I never watched Firefly, but I saw Serenity because of how great I have heard firefly was (mostly here on Slashdot). So, this opinion is from the perspective of someone who was not familiar with the characters or the story before entering the theatre. Here is a sample of the stupid clichés and plot holes (possible spoilers ahead):

      1. During the opening rescue sequence, the heroes come to an open elevator shaft (which is pretty cliché as it is). The bad guys turn on multiple laser meshes in the shaft (what precisely these lasers are supposed to do we are not told, but it is assumed it will stop them from escaping in some way). Now, the bad guys turn the grids on, one at a time, at a rate of about one per second, starting at the bottom of the shaft! Why not turn them on starting at the top, or even better all at once? What a totally cheesy plot device to try to create suspension (it failed BTW). Needless to say, the heroes escape through the top of the shaft just in the nick of time. This was my first clue that the movie was not very well written.

      2. After the heroes find the video containing the damning evidence, they talk to Mr. Universe and tell him that they will bring the disc to him to transmit throughout the known universe. The first thing that occurred to me was, why do they need to bring the disc in person? Can't they just transmit the video? They have enough bandwidth to have a real time video conversation with the guy, but for some reason they have to hand carry the digital recording? A really stupid plot device.

      3. During the climatic fight between the main hero and main villain, the hero shoots the villain, who then falls down and slumps against the wall. Despite the fact that the villain is obviously not dead (he doesn't even close his eyes) and that it has been established earlier that the villain wears bullet proof body armor, the hero (supposedly a decorated war veteran) not only turns his back to his enemy, he proceeds to start to cross a bottomless pit (yet another cliché) hand over hand, ensuring that he is completely defenseless. To the surprise of no one, the villain gets back up and proceeds to attack the hero.

      These are just a few examples of the horrible writing and bad action movie clichés, there are plenty more. However, probably the biggest problem was that I didn't really care about any of the characters. When several of the main characters died, I really didn't care either way, except I thought it was rather pointless. I'm sure that this would have been much different had I been a fan of the series and was already familiar with the characters, however as a stand alone entity the film did not do this for me. Perhaps part of the problem was that my expectations for the film were higher than normal due to how great I had heard that the film was, and the preceding TV series. However, I found nothing particularily special or smart about this film at all, in the end it was just a below average sci-fi action movie.

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    55. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Your points are entirely valid. If you only care about the movie there's nothing wrong with killing off Wash or Book. So if that's what matters to you - we don't really have a disagreement.

      I was just really, really hoping for the movie to be popular in order to bring back the TV show. There's no use arguing whether it's better to want the movie to succeed in its own right or whether it was better to want the TV show back. All I'm saying is that most fans were there because they were trying to save a TV show, and so for us it was sad to see Wash go. If you are content with movie, cheers.

      -stormin

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    56. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      The on advantage to having to repeat myself is that I get a little more economical as time goes by.

      1 - Joss kills character.

      Big freakin' deal. So did Homer (Illiad and Odyssey, not Simpson). So did Shakespeare. I have nothing against killing main characters.

      2 - "safety net" and "this is better than knowing..."

      You suppose two things.

      A - Uncertainty is an essentially good part of experiencing art.

      B - Uncertainty trumps all else when experiencing art.

      As for A, I think you're missing the point. The point is NOT uncertainty anymore than it's realism. We like to be surprised and we like to feel like a movie is real beause we're seeking immersion in the world. Uncertainty and "realism" are only means to that end.

      And furthermore you don't actually want either uncertainty or realism. By "realism" you tend to just mean "darker". As in "more people die, more bad things happen". But the fact is that you're still operating in the same binary "live or die" paradigm as Hercules and Xena. Either characters fully recover from inury or they die. Shifting the odds from death to life doesn't make the show anymore realistic because the entire either/or option is the real problem. In REAL combat there are many injuries for every fatality - and many permenant injuries for every fatality. But Americans get uncomrtable around amputees and quadra/parapelegics - so we just erase that entire continuum and stick with "live or die". Your notion of realism is just a superficial idea that the more people die and the more things suck the more the movie is real. That's not reality.

      And you don't actually want open-ended uncertainty either. You're ALREADY working within a narrow, formulaic paradigm of American film/TV where characters either live or die. OK, one Buffy character lost an eye once - that just proves my point. We have one permenant injury to what - dozens of deaths? Hundreds?

      And now for B. Even IF you could prove that somehow you really did want uncertainty (which would be something like Mal getting the disk inserted at the last moment and there's a read/writer error, or the power conking out in Serenity and they all asphyxiate in their sleep - but you don't want REAL uncertainty and randomness like in real life, you just want more tension) Even IF you could prove that, how do you prove that because film X has more uncertainty it's better than film Y? Maybe film X has crappy characters and stupid dialogue and so we don't care about the uncertainty?

      Conclusion:

      I'm not trying to tell you that Buffy sucks, or that Serenity is inherently inferior to Firefly. If you suddenly had a change of heart and thought that, I wouldnt' feel successful. What I want to do is challenge you, and others like you, to really THINK about what you mean when you say that you want uncertainty or realism in your movies/TV. Because most of what I hear is just nonsensical and upon analysis falls apart. And THAT'S depressing.

      -stormin

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    57. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just really, really hoping for the movie to be popular in order to bring back the TV show.

      Then you were full of false hope. Joss Whedon only got the movie deal by signing an agreement not to bring it back as a TV show. Furthermore, he had been expressing an interest, ever since the "Firefly" cancellation, in getting out of the TV business entirely and just doing movies. Notice how he hasn't started anything new in the wake of both Buffy and Angel ending?

      If "Serenity" did really well, it might have meant two more movies, but that's about it.

      Killing Wash was a brilliant move. The fact that it was a "meaningless" death feeds directly into the almost nihilistic worldview which Whedon (a militant athiest with a fetish for objectivism) had been injecting into Firefly almost from the beginning.

      If you don't see how perfectly it fits in to his universe to have Wash take a reaver grappling hook (just like the one he pointed out in the pilot episode when a reaver ship passes nearby) right in the chest just as everything looks like it will be okay, then you weren't watching the show very closely. Sensless brutality is the world in which Joss Whedon pretty much always sets his stories.

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    58. Re:Just a thought.... by neelm · · Score: 1

      One disadvantage to this is copy and pasting a response may not actually address each post... I mean look at what I wrote and what you assumed from my few lines... ...quick thoughts; it's not about uncertainty, it's about suspense. Keeping the reader/watcher guessing what going to happen next. If you know all the heros are going to make it out alive it looses interest. After the preacher and wash died, you had no reason to think they might not all die getting out. ...Angel killed off the loveable Irish guy right when he finally got the girl. Buffy killed off Tara with a stray bullet; not magic or even a plot reason, buffy's mom with an aneurysm, and even Buffy (though they brought her back). All added to the story, and are are points I remember more than the rest. You bet I didn't miss the following weeks after these events. ...It's american movies/tv that cop out and "give us what we want" - having the story line favor the popular characters... it's why many people I know start watching anime... seeing spike die is so unexpected, so out of the norm, it wakens something american movies/tv killed (and hooks another into the world of anime).

      American movie/tv trys to milk a series for all it's worth, keep it running as long a it can, then let it die a lonely death after it's jumped the shark and ratings are down. If we redid the the works of Homer and Shakespear, everyone would live at the end, else how would we have Season Two of Hamlet? There is still money to be made after all!

    59. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      If we redid the the works of Homer and Shakespear, everyone would live at the end, else how would we have Season Two of Hamlet?

      Yes and no. If Homer and Shakespeare were a TV series - yes. This is why I like miniseries (which usually have a capped number of seasons/episodes) best. They have time to do more intriciate plotting than a movie, but since they also have a finite point you lose the incentive to sacrifice long-term story for short-term ratings. But look at American movies: we kill anyone and everyone.

      This is especially true in sci/fi action movies. The exception is star trek - which was really just a franchise even when it was a movie. But other sci fi movies always involve killing off large numbers of the cast along the way.

      Thus the problem I have with saying "once Wash died - anyone was fair game". If we're looking at it as a movie then this is a moot point - anyone's fair game anyway. The only people who would think the cast was NOT fair game are those who knew the cast from Firefly and we're seeing Serenity as an add on to Firefly. So the people that might not have had the tension Wheddon was looking for are by and large the SAME PEOPLE that like wash so much that to them his death is not worth the increased tension.

      It really comes down to a question of sensitivity. If it takes abrupt killing of a beloved character to make you feel the tension of the movie then, in my opinion, maybe you've become a little too desensitized. But at the very lesat you need to realize that if you weren't feeling enough suspence until Wash got speared - that doesn't mean other people weren't. Personally, I got all the tension I needed before that point.

      And lastly, I think the whole tension/suspense card is WAY overrated. If suspense was really critical to watching the movie, we'd never watch it more than once. We don't watch movies just to see how they end. If that were true - there'd be no repeat viewings in theaters and no market for DVDs. And there would never be book adaptations either.

      But we DO like to watch our favorite movies again and again. The Matrix isn't any worse of a movie after I've seen it 4 or 5 times. This shows me that again - the question is NOT uncertainty OR suspense - it's immersion. And for me and many others killing Wash did not lead to a greater sesne of "being there".

      -stormin

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    60. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      I thought the death of Book without his backstory revealed to anybody on the crew (or even the audience) was a terrific statement about the way people really relate to each other. We all have people we are close to in spite of being completely ignorant about vast swaths of their life. If you pay close attention, you can piece together a pretty good picture of the man Book most likely was, but you can't be sure.

      That's how it is in life. The Jesus-freak chick you dated in college might have had an abortion two years before you met her. Your grandpa's best drinking buddy might have once crawled behind German lines doing recon, killing enemies by slitting their throats because WWII silencers overheated too quickly. Your oldest brother might be a transvestite who is considering a sex change. The truth is, we usually don't know every detail about each other, and having things we didn't know about some of the characters on Firefly made them more real.

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    61. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you don't see how perfectly it fits in to his universe to have Wash take a reaver grappling hook (just like the one he pointed out in the pilot episode when a reaver ship passes nearby) right in the chest just as everything looks like it will be okay, then you weren't watching the show very closely. Sensless brutality is the world in which Joss Whedon pretty much always sets his stories.

      Actually I AM watching it very carefully - and that is why I dislike it so much. Here's something for you to consider:

      the world has gone nutty and contemporary art always paints the spirit of its times. Rodin died about the time the world started flipping its lid. His successors noted the amazing things he had done with light and shadow and mass and composition and they copied that part. What they failed to see was that the master told stories that laid bare the human heart. They became contemptuous of painting or sculpture that told a stories --they dubbed such work 'literary'. They went all out for abstractions.
      Jubal shrugged. "Abstract design is all right --for wall paper or linoleum. But art is the process of evoking pity and terror. What modern artists do is pseudo-intellectual masturbation. Creative art is intercourse, in which the artist renders emotional his audience. These laddies who won't deign to do that -- or can't --lost the public

      This is the story of what happened with Serenity. Wheddon is very smart, and he's alwayss flirted with the border of nihilism. But what he had in Firefly was NOT nihilism - it was existentialism. It was the portrayal of a universe devoid of meaning but it was also the portrayal of men and women who through sheer force of will imposed meaning on that universe.

      Consider Simon's arrival on the ship. When he asks why Mal came back for him Mal replies "'Cause your one of my crew. Why we still talkin' about this?" There is no rhyme or reason to whether or not Simon is part of the crew. Mal simply imposes his reality on the universe.

      It is this imposition of the human heart onto the unfeeling universe that made people love Firefly. Sure - the universe was crappy and dangerous but Firefly (the ship) was warm and full of light because the crew made it so. The depiction of a nihilistic universe was a contrast to the existential power of the human soul - and this message resonated with viewers.

      But in Serenity by killing Wash Wheddon stepped over the line into nihilism. There is no room for the human heart in nihilism - is is destruction and absense of meaning. In the death of Wash the warmth and emotion of Firefly is subsumed in the cold chaos of the cosmos.

      Whether you like this or not isn't a factor of whether or not you can understand the philosophies involved - nor is it a factor of which is more "real". If you are a nihilist, if you get a thrill out burning meaning out of existence than this tickles your fancy. It's a big "fuck you" to every thing that humans care about as far as narrative and meaning are concerned. But if you wanted the existentialists to win out - if you believe that the human spirit can imbue a senseless realm of chaos with order, meaning and narrative then killing Wash is a stab in the heart.

      Besides, I don't believe that Wheddon is a nihilist. If he was, then we wouldn't have the ending that we do - where Mal says "we're flying, it's enough". That's existentialism coming back.

      The trouble is that you can't rectify nihilism and objectivism with existentialism in the final analysis. Objectivism is the ultimate denial of existentialism. Both start with a world devoid of meaning - existentialism imbues the world with meaning, objectivism denies that possibility.

      As long as Wheddon holds the two in dynamic contrast throughout his stories - which he does in Firefly - propoenents of both can enjoy the series. But when he tries to allow both to win out - as he does in Serenity - than the existentialists will jump ship.

      Argh - have to get back to work! What it comes do

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    62. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      First of all, I disagree that nihilism can't render good art. Alan Moore's "The Watchmen" is nothing if not a 12-issue meditation on nihilism and it's a brilliant work.

      Secondly, I disagree that the underlying philosophy of the film is all that different from that of the series. If anything, "Objects In Space" was a far more heavy-handed declaration of objectivism (of the Freshman Philosophy 101 variety) than the movie ever was. Jubal Early's line "well... here I am" as he drifts in space waiting to die pretty much summed up everything you need to know about what Whedon was trying to say with both the series and the film. You are welcome to not like it, but I think it's silly to trash the movie while holding the series (which contained all the same strengths and weaknesses) up on a pedistal.

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    63. Re:Just a thought.... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit what critics think?

      If the same critics had blasted Firefly, you'd be on here saying that they're all wrong. But when they're praising your favourite film you're using their opinions as gospel.

      Wow, you're in the minority here.

      Film critics are a minority. As are the people who listen to them. Most people see films based on adverts or word of mouth, or just pick something randomly from what 'looks cool' on the poster.

    64. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More to the point, the movie was the first time we got to see "the real Mal" as Whedon intended. On the TV series, he was constantly told to nice-up the character as a quirky and lovable anti-hero, rather than the broken man that he was supposed to be.

      We got to catch glimpses of it, such as the scene when he locked Jayne in the airlock, but for the most part "Captain Thight-pants" was a rather happy-go-lucky character on the TV series, and it suffered for it.

      I loved the series, but the movie finally allowed Whedon to do a lot of things he clearly had wanted to do with the show from the beginning, but lacked the free hand to do so.

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    65. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between a nihilist/objectivist character and a nihilist/objectivist work. "Objects in Space" had the former, Serenity became the latter. The issue of objectivity is fascinating, and should certainly be addressed in art. But notice that in "Objects in Space" Jubal was defeated by people who utterly rejected that philosophy? By people who cared about one another? That the whole sub-plot was an utterly anti-objectivist plot about learning to accept River into the crew and care about her as a person and not evaluate her as a mere threat? Your parallel between "objects in space" and Serenity serves only to greater CONTRAST the two. That's the great difference between the series and the movie - one depicted nihilism and one became nihilist.

      I don't mind watching evil depicted, but I'd object to a work that was actually evil. Not saying what that means, just illustrating that the difference between depicting something and actually being something can be profound even if the words are only slightly different.

      I can't really address your reference to "The Watchmen" because I haven't seen/heard/read it. But I stand by my claim - and the fact that you can't distinguish between depciting nihilism and becoming nihilist leads me to believe that you might very well be confusing the difference in this work as well.

      -stormin

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    66. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      But in every OTHER movie everyone dies. From Predator to Aliens (every movie in the series) it's a STAPLE of sci fi to kill off main/supporting characters in sci-fi movies.

      Correction: It's a staple to kill disposable henchmen. You knew Aaahnold would survive through the end of Predator, you knew Sigourney Weaver would not abruptly die in the first ten minutes of Aliens.

      In Serenity, a character which everybody (both in the story and in the audience) knew and loved was the one to buy the farm. It came out of nowhere.

      Funny you should hold up Star Wars as an example of where "everybody lives"... I seem to recall an equally important and beloved character, played by a well-liked actor, getting chopped down by Darth Vader in the third reel of that particular movie, and existing only as a ghost for the rest of the trilogy. That death, like the death of Wash, served to highten the drama for the rest of the film, and add a melancholy tone to the victory.

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    67. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: It's a staple to kill disposable henchmen.

      Firefly/Serenity is an interesting case. To fans Wash was indispensable. So for fans, it was successful to shock them. But those fans are the same ones that were fans OF THE TV SHOW. And therefore a lot of them - not all of them - were not happy to see their TV show treated like a common action movie.

      Because newbies to the show had no way of knowing how indispensable Wash was - and so as far as they were concerned he was as dispesable as any of the characters from Predator that weren't Ahnold.

      So you've got three groups of people.

      1 - Newbies benefit little from seeing Wash die. They have no reason to suspect he (or anyone else) won't die, and so this doesn't really alter the movie for them.

      2 - Whedonites who expect Whedon to hurt them so good. They should also not need any reason to fear the safety of the entire crew - they know his MO.

      3 - Firefly fans who love the TV show and don't know much about Whedon. These guys are the only ones who have any reason to suspect that Wash et al are invulnerable. You'd think offing Book would clue them in. But killing Wash does show them "anyone can die". Trouble is, this is basically an attempt to turn them into Whedonites and as it turns out a lot of them don't like Whedon's universe where random people get killed in ways that serve the "in the moment" feeling of the movie but serve no greater purpose. When Wash gets toasted you think "anyone could die" but guess what - that only works the first time you see it! The 2nd and 3rd time it's pointless. So in the long range, killing Wash was pointless. It just made one viewing more exciting, and cut off the possibility of ever seeing him show up in a show again. A lot of Firefly fans considered this a bum trade.

      I still don't know why the same people who lecture me on Whedon's MO are the ones that are like "OMG! Then I thought ANYONE could die!" If they knew Whedon's MO, and they STILL needed to see Wash die to know anyone could die - then they must be really, really dense.

      -stormin

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    68. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      people get killed ... but serve no greater purpose.

      Goddamn, you can stop repeating that any time now, it won't make it true.

      Wash's death served the purpose of moving the story to where the storyteller wanted to move it. Just because the purpose was lost on you (because it crushed your fantasy of the show someday coming back on TV with all your favorite characters intact) doesn't mean that the purpose wasn't there.

      I *loved* the series, and Wash was my second-favorite character after Kaylee. Women in the crowd audably gasped in horror at his death, as if an actual family member died right in front of them. The death of that character made the movie a better movie, which is the only reason to have anything happen in a movie.

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    69. Re:Just a thought.... by Khaotix · · Score: 1

      The movie is still in theaters in some places ... If the movie wasn't less than 3 months old I could see the arguement.

    70. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      That the whole sub-plot was an utterly anti-objectivist plot about learning to accept River into the crew and care about her as a person and not evaluate her as a mere threat?

      Required listening before we go on: The commentary track of "Objects In Space" on the DVD.

      There was no anti-objectivist message to the show, in spite of the fact that the villian of the piece presents the case. The entire episode was EVANGELIZING objectivism, and Joss Whedon came right out and said this was his intention. It was a 43-minute long tribute to "Nausia", his favorite philisophic work.

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    71. Re:Just a thought.... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you made this point since I've seen few other Firefly fans make it (probably haven't been looking too hard). I loved the show but hated the movie because of the completely pointless deaths. That and Jane wouldn't be following Mal into reaver territory. I had been talking up people to see the movie and got several into the show via DVD. After I saw the movie, I told everyone not to bother. I found myself saying "this sucks" out loud in the theater at least twice, and I never talk in theaters. I so hated it and it ruined my fond memories for the show.

      It's a shame, because this'll be chalked up a futher "evidence" that TV isn't as rich as movies and can't make the transition. Why can't these idiots just make a really good episode, but for the big screen, instead of trying to reimagine their work? Even without the deaths, the movie wasn't as good as your average episode. That said, I think it failed because the marketing sucked. They should have focused on the humor, instead they made it out to look like Riddick, or some other crap C grade sci-fi schlock.

    72. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I know - it was a mistake and I meant it when I said "sorry".

      I won't repeat this error and I feel bad if I spoiled the movie for anyone.

      -stormin

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    73. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha!!!

      A tribute to "Nausea"? Which is written by Sartre! Who is a French Existentialist and NOT an objectivist at all. I'll admit I haven't read "Nausea" but I have read much of "Being and Nothingness" and I can tell you Sartre was NOT a nihilist by any stretch of the imagination!

      Look, I'll take a listen to the commentary, but if Joss thinks he's writing a tribute to Nausea and objectivism at the same time - he's confused. He needs to turn to Ayn Rand or something for objectivism. You can't even Google "objectivism" without ending up at a Rand Institute site - and what the connection is betwen objectivism and nihilism I'm not even sure.

      It sounds like you and Joss both need to get your philosophies straight.

      -stormin

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    74. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the post. Golias is starting to accuse me of being a character out of a Stephen King novel, so it's nice to have a little back-up on the whole "deaths were pointless" issue.

      Also - your point about Jane is totally valid. There's the one scene where he's like "Book always said..." and I'm like "WTF?" Since when did Jane EVER listen to Book? I'm sure that in Whedon's head there's a lot of plot and character development that eventually led to Jane changing his selfish ways, but since he skipped it all completely it makes Jane seem extremely out of character in the movie when he's suddenly into self-sacrifice all of a sudden - which is the OPPOSITE of everything we've ever seen about Jane.

      I couldn't agree more - if he'd done a 2-hour episode (like the pilot) people would have gone nuts to see it. But from what I hear Firefly was never what Joss wanted it to be, he always wanted it to be darker and Fox made him lighten it up. If this is true then I guess it's explains why Joss's other works suck so much and is the first evidence of Fox doing something right.

      -stormin

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    75. Re:Just a thought.... by Khaotix · · Score: 1

      heh, it's all cool, only a movie after all. Thanks for being apoligetic - fans don't tend to want to spoil things for other fans.

    76. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you and Joss both need to get your philosophies straight.

      No, just me.

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    77. Re:Just a thought.... by rknop · · Score: 1

      A movie's greatness is not, in my opinion, directly proportional to how "hard-hitting" it is.

      No, but in the right movie, it can help. It helped in this movie.

      Anyone who thinks that characters need to die in order to make a movie plausible has a very warped sense of reality.

      Anyone who thinks that reality is what makes for a good film has a warped sense of cinema. Plausibility, often. Verisimilitude, often. But reality: almost never.

      This movie was good, in my opinion, and the fact that the characters had to sacrifice two of their loved and treasured companions while going through hell to do what they needed to do is part of what made the movie good. It made it even more powerful for those of us who had a pre-existing connection ourselves to the characters through the series Firefly. And, no, it wasn't the best thing if you wanted to make more movies and TV shows with Wash in it, but in retrospect that wasn't even going to happen anyway! And if it was... well, loss can still make for good film.

      -Rob

    78. Re:Just a thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good riddance. I hated that racist PoS glorification of the confederate south show. May it and its creators burn in hell.

  2. Ironic timing.... by aapold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean, announce the death the day the DVD comes out? DVD sales of the show was what picked it back up in the first place...

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    1. Re:Ironic timing.... by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course you could be cynical about it.

      Joss realizes that this news will get out to the rabid fans IMMEDIATELY BEFORE RELEASE OF THE DVD... Is it coincedence?? I don't think so.

    2. Re:Ironic timing.... by tedgyz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps not so ironic.

      Viral marketing?

      Bueller?

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    3. Re:Ironic timing.... by DCheesi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But the fans already know there won't be a sequel without strong DVD sales. What this interview seems to be saying is that even with strong sales, Whedon may not be interested in continuing. That makes the buying argument weaker than before, and probably depresses many fans just when you'd want them out hyping your product.

    4. Re:Ironic timing.... by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      You think many Firefly/Serenity fans are going to decide to not buy this/convince others to as well just because they may not get anymore of the story?

      That would be like not buying the last book in a series they own the others to because the main character dies in it, and eliminates any possibility of a continuation.

    5. Re:Ironic timing.... by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meh... I don't think I'll ever be able to watch and enjoy Serenity again, because the whole time I'll be thinking of that one scene during the end.

      Kind of like I do reading "A Game of Thrones" despite the fact that I loved the book.

    6. Re:Ironic timing.... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1


      The movie seems close to breaking even as it is:

      boxofficemojo

      I'd say $40M in DVD sales isn't out of the question. IIRC, the movie industry makes as much on DVDs as it does on theatrical screenings.

    7. Re:Ironic timing.... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You and I have to be the only two people posting on this thread that keep in mind that someone might not have seen it yet. :)

    8. Re:Ironic timing.... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ferris?

      Day off?

    9. Re:Ironic timing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh just because the only 2 black characters in the movie die at the end you think they were tokens?
      Uh, only one black character dies. The other guy who dies is white.
      Or were you talking about them having to kill the weird girl when she goes berserk?
      WTF are you talking about? What a bizarro post.
    10. Re:Ironic timing.... by tabacco · · Score: 1

      Seems to be going strong, too. My local Costco was sold out of it. All they had left when I got there around 6 were about 4 copies of the fullscreen version. Ended up picking it up from the local Borders, which was also almost sold out. So, it's selling well in Santa Cruz at least :)

    11. Re:Ironic timing.... by seasleepy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's actually more columnist goes overboard and puts words in someone's mouth.

      From the guy himself (with typical sarcasm):
      All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

      I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

      -joss (by which I mean Tim)

      (no, actually me.)

      @whedonesque

      If you want something more verifiably him, I posted a couple of quotes from newspaper interviews a couple of hours ago and quite a bit farther down the page.

    12. Re:Ironic timing.... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      IIRC, the movie industry makes as much on DVDs as it does on theatrical screenings.

      DVD sales represented 48% of feature sales in 2004. So far in 2005 they represent 59%.

    13. Re:Ironic timing.... by nzhavok · · Score: 1

      Kind of like I do reading "A Game of Thrones" despite the fact that I loved the book.

      Just to satisfy my curiosity what scene is it that ruins the book for you? I can't remember anything that spoils it but I did read the current 4 of the books at once. Yeah, that was a looong read :)

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    14. Re:Ironic timing.... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "But the fans already know there won't be a sequel without strong DVD sales."

      Anyone with any acceptance of reality knows that there won't be a sequel, no matter how strong the DVD sales are. Huge DVD sales, on the order of $20 million (twice as much as they could expect) would only elevate the film to "lost money" from "lost gobs of money." The film barely made back its *marketing* costs. To pay for production costs, they would have to sell at least $50 million worth of DVDs. It's *NOT* happening.

      If the film had had a domestic box office of $50 million, strong DVD sales could have pushed it into sequel land. At $25 million, they're just something to reduce Universal's loss.

      Perhaps Whedon should have avoided passing on this bit of reality, but at this stage, he would have either needed to lie or stop taking interviews altogether. It's an obvious question.

    15. Re:Ironic timing.... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      OMG...I've never gotten a Troll moderation before.

      Look at the comment after yours...at one time slashdrones would at least have a sense of humor. They must be the new model.

    16. Re:Ironic timing.... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      You are really obtuse. No fucking kidding! Not everyone has seen the movie you retard.

      You never dropped a fake spoiler on someone on purpose before?

    17. Re:Ironic timing.... by nefertari · · Score: 1

      I am not the original poster but I would think he means the execution of Eddard Stark. At least it did disappoint me, but on the other hand you now know that not even a main character with his own chapter headings is save.

    18. Re:Ironic timing.... by shadow0_0 · · Score: 1

      I think that is what I find unique about the series - no one, I mean no one, is safe. Everytime I think I know what will happen next, someone get hurt/maimed/killed. And characters are not as black and white as you may think. It is an interesting read.

      Why cant they release the paperback version at the same time?

    19. Re:Ironic timing.... by nzhavok · · Score: 1

      I am not the original poster but I would think he means the execution of Eddard Stark. At least it did disappoint me, but on the other hand you now know that not even a main character with his own chapter headings is save.

      I thought it might be that part, but for me that was the deal maker not the deal breaker :-) When I re-read the first book I was looking at it a little different, I was thinking he was an idiot to get himself in that position.

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    20. Re:Ironic timing.... by nzhavok · · Score: 1

      I think that is what I find unique about the series - no one, I mean no one, is safe. Everytime I think I know what will happen next, someone get hurt/maimed/killed. And characters are not as black and white as you may think. It is an interesting read.

      It's funny how in the later books you start to like the characters that you thought were terrible in the earlier books. When I re-read the first one I couldn't hel but feel Ned was an idiot.

      Why cant they release the paperback version at the same time?

      In Germany they do have paperback versions, but to be honest they don't seem that much cheaper then the hardcover I got from Amazon in the UK because they divide them into 2 books each. Not sure exactly how much but I bought the first 6 (3 in the English version, I had been reading the English versions but she refused to) for my girlfriend for about 90 euro. It's certainly the most expensive "novel" I've bought :-)

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    21. Re:Ironic timing.... by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      My appologies, I was actually thinking of Harry Potter and how many people are reacting to the possibility of Harry dying.

      However, if they didn't see it in the theatre, then I really don't care if it spoiled it for them because the entire reason why this main topic is here is because too few people went to see it in the theatres.

      So, to all those who didn't see it in the theatres, I blame you for it's lack of success!

    22. Re:Ironic timing.... by shadow0_0 · · Score: 1

      I agree about the characters. They are definitely not one dimensional (the Dog and the KingSlayer). It is also interesting how they change (Catelyn).

      I find paperback much easier to read while commuting. And I like my books the same size so they stack nicely on the shelf, or on the floor :)

  3. I don't care that I can't read the EW article... by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I already have the "Firefly" DVD and I will be buying the "Serenity" DVD today after work.
    Hmmmm. You don't think they timed this, do you?

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  4. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... what Joss Whedon was really expecting from Serenity. I personally don't think he actually expected it to resurect the Firefly series, rather, I believe he looked at that as a edge case and merely wanted the film to serve as the end of the series.

  5. Dude! Get it on iTunes! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Dammit! I was hoping Firefly would be the perfect test-case for the iTunes episode-selling model. I think its perfect for situations like this - if the fans really want it, they can vote directly with their dollars, and the hell with the myopic networks. Alas, a little too late it would seem.

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    1. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      The upfront cost is the problem. A show like Firefly is at least $1MM an episode, and probably more, so you have to find someone willing to pony up that risk capital to make 4-5 of them, before you can really see if there's a download market.

    2. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by xmatt · · Score: 1

      Amen. iTunes would be great for shows like Firefly: a "hard sell" through the regular channels, but with an incredibly devoted following and very good word-of-mouth potential (I've made a number of converts after having bought the show DVDs).

    3. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have a bag of MMs, thats like 60 shows right there.

    4. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Wescotte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't use iTunes but I would if I could get new eps of Firefly.. Do they offer any preorder service? Why not toss out a Preorder Firefly S2E1 and see what kind of responce it gets? I'd assume if they get the ball rolling future episodes would be cheaper since sets are made etc etc

    5. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Now if we could only get iTunes on Linux and I'd be all for it.

    6. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was hoping Firefly would be the perfect test-case for the iTunes episode-selling model.

      Jesus Hairy Christ, a thousand times yes! I will pay $10 per episode no problem for Firefly. Is there anyone at Fox listening?!?!?! I will wager there are perhaps 50,000 others exactly like me, and 100,000 more who will pay $2 per episode. If they can find a way to cut their production budgets a tad (and why not? they've already shot a bunch of footage they can use for stock; they've already made the CGI models and textures) that should be enough to make it go. What's more, episodes sold on iTunes don't have to follow the made-for-TV formula. Make 30 minute episodes. Who cares! I'll still pay $10 for them.

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    7. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Browncoat · · Score: 1
      Think of it this way. Each DVD set is released at about 50 dollars, give or take. I went to Best Buy today and noticed they were selling for 40. Now, with about 22 episodes each season, selling them at 2 dollars an episode generates 44 dollars a season, which is equivelant to a box set. When the season is done, start a new season, release the second season box set for 50 dollars. You've just made 94 dollars, not including tax, from one fan.

      There's proof that people care, and people will pay. I spent 20+ dollars in gas and 9.50 on a ticket to see Serenity. There is NOTHING stopping me from paying to see this show, as long as there's someone offering it.

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    8. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by eadint · · Score: 1

      Troll
      The firefly DVD set made more than any other series.
      Please research before trollong, it just makes you look stupid.

    9. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by chaim79 · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that there are a TON more then 150,000 people out there who would be willing to buy it on iTunes, personally I would put the estimate and around 2mil, however the easy way to find out would be to get the number of people who have bought the DVD series and take a percentage from there (maybe 60% for a conservative estimate). Unfortunately I doubt that Fox would be intelligent enough to do anything like this, the only way you would be able to do it is if you could buy out the rights from Fox and have someone more intelligent own them and decide Firefly's fate.

      Over the years I've gotten the impression that Fox is run by pet rocks with bad attitudes.

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    10. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      That's why you set up a "donation" site...where $x gets you a "season" pass gifted through iTunes.

      That way the company can get its startup capital and production, and get the show out for several episodes...

      Then, if it does well, more shows...if not, it dies like it should.

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    11. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by incom · · Score: 1

      I would if iTunes were available on my platform. Have all the linux users left slashdot these days, it sure seems that way.

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    12. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe me when I tell you that it would be a hell of a lot easier to get every Linux user to switch back to Windows than it would be to get iTunes ported to Linux.

    13. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that there are a TON more then 150,000

      150000 people + 1 ton of people = 150013 people.

      Although, non-USA people would fit more in a ton, as they weigh less. But still, 1 ton of customers isn't much, economically speaking.

    14. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      No, we graduated to Mac OS X.

      Minis are cheap dude.

    15. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      iTunes would be great for shows like Firefly

      You really think 320x240 video would do it justice? It's rather sad to see so many people pinning the hopes for internet TV delivery on iTunes video, when the 320x240 rez puts it so far below tvtorrents.net in quality.

    16. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      Good god, what kind of car do you drive? If that were my car it would be nearly 300 miles round-trip.

      I did have to drive a bit to see Serenity, but 150 miles? Wow.

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    17. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by chaim79 · · Score: 1

      Ok... switch that to a TONNE more...

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    18. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I almost bought one last month, but I insisted on getting a look at one before I dropped $700. I wanted a non-Windows box that would give me as much control in DVD authoring as dvdauthor, but without the stupid bugs.

      The only "Apple store" in my town is a CompUSA. They did have a mini on display. I wanted to kill someone after 2 minutes of trying to deal with that damn machine. Who was it who claimed OS X was intuitive? Every time I tried to click on something, the window RAN AWAY. It was like that stupid windows gag program, where the OK button moves away from the pointer. The window just disappeared off the side of the screen. I tried left clicking, right clicking, both clicking double clicking... gyah!

      Turned me off the Mini right quick.

    19. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Browncoat · · Score: 1
      It actually is more than 300 miles round trip for me. It's 160 miles from college to home. From gas prices at the time, it was about 20 to 30 dollars for half a tank of gas, which is roughly what it takes to get home.

      I drive an SUV.

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    20. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Is there anyone at Fox listening?!?!?

      Haha, good one. Seriously though, they're sitting on Firefly RIGHT NOW. Even if they were listening, they're not going to be swayed by a bunch of people saying "I'll pay 10 bucks!" They still probably blame the show's failure on the show itself instead of all that wacky episode order timeslot crap they pulled, and remember, this is Fox we're talking about. They cancelled Family Guy and Futurama, and they fought tooth and nail to stop Star Wars (Star Freaking Wars, the first one) from ever being made. They're not #1 when it comes to doing things that fans would love.

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    21. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      You really think 320x240 video would do it justice? It's rather sad to see so many people pinning the hopes for internet TV delivery on iTunes video, when the 320x240 rez puts it so far below tvtorrents.net in quality.

      Similar genre with a similar palette and cinematography, BSG looks good full screen on an iBook and SD television -- but that aside. I think download time is a more important factor than resolution when it comes to TV 'on demand'. Any bitrate (quality/resolution combination) that is beyond real-time on America's average broadband connection (let's call it crappy DSL 1.5 Mbit) is doomed commercially. Frankly, because it wouldn't be on demand if the bitrate was higher than available bandwidth.

      Maybe, just maybe, if a movie download service can offer legal DVD rips at the precise point in time between when everyone's bandwidth is sufficient for realtime downloads and HD-DVD is a price premium they could get some traction. Otherwise, I'm pretty convinced that all of the "I'd buy shows on the internet if it was hi-res" sayers are just that -- without their money where there mouths are. (Once Bluray or HD-DVD become ubiquitous all the "I need hi-res" people -- p2p/traders whatever -- will go back to spending 8 hours on downloading a movie because it's really only about 'free as in beer' to them; remember though that this is the same set that was downloading VCDs via dial-up, not because of VCDs great quality per se, but because of the novelty of selection and the free-ness of delivery; there is a distinction between this group of people and the "I need hi-res so I buy shiny discs".) A similar case can be made for people willing to buy movies on UMD -- there isn't a value advantage (similar price, but UMDs lack the extra content of a DVD), and the resolution is reduced for viewing on the pocket screen. And yet people are doing it, enough so that now Disney is selling on UMD too. Could it be that people will pay for convenience even at the cost of fidelity? (Well obviously, because iTMS has sold like half a billion lossy songs.) Could UMD movie downloads become viable? (I'd say probably, as long as the download was considerably more convenient than locating and infringing it on p2p or driving/shipping it.) I guess it will be a non-issue if residential network bandwidth increases much faster than the fashionable media resolution/bitrate. At that point digital distribution seems like the obvious choice.

      Legalities aside, I wouldn't download an hour of programming if it took more than an hour to download it... I'd just Tivo it instead.

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    22. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either someone's been messing with that CompUSA Mini or you're an idiot. Possibly both.

    23. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting idea. I guess they'd have to decide if they could either move 3 million downloads of the episode at $1 a pop, or get 2 million people to buy an episode with commercials. Then they'd have to find a brave advertisier or two. Remember you don't just have to cover your $2mil/episode production cost, you have to turn a profit for it to be worth your while, and goodwill means nearly dick to anyone nowadays. Then what about the second episode? You don't tool-up for just one episode if you can help it.

      The company I work for cuts my check with money we make selling ad space, and I'm pretty confident saying that advertisers very rarely (if ever) risk dollars. They want solid returns on their investments.

      Would you put your neck out there for Firefly when you can just dump more ad money into Lost, where you know you'll turn a profit? Now what if you weren't close to the concept in the first place?

      It would be interesting, but I don't see it happening.

    24. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      I did have to drive a bit to see Serenity, but 150 miles? Wow.

      Not to argue your point, but, I drove from Montreal to New York to see Albert King playing his guitar at the Lonestar, once upon a time... so, it's about the degree of fandom,I guess.

      Meanwhile, the people talking about "I'd pay this if they did that..." are a good illustration of a biz I was in, selling Private Placements. Let's say Mr. Whedon comes out and says, "Yeah, if we had twenty million to work with we'd cobble together an abbreviated season of new stories."

      Then, a Bank is chosen to hold any cash raised in escrow. A lawyer gets the 'blue-sky' ruling from the SEC. You divide the $20 miilion into 'units' representing a certain percentage of the profits of any positive outcome of the fund-raising and broadcast [say, 10% of the net].

      You create 2 million units @ $20 per unit, sell all the units, give Whedon's people their $20 million, split the other $20 million between the middlemen, lawyers, and sales guys...heheh, this happens all the time,by the way, and if it hits the big time, everybody laughs on the way to the bank AND has the show for a season. I'm in :)

    25. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by jacoplane · · Score: 1

      Check out this article on Ars Technica, which speculates along the same lines you have.

    26. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Frankly, because it wouldn't be on demand if the bitrate was higher

      I never said anything about "on demand". You brought it up, but it's a red herring.

      Tivo is successful, but it's certainly not on-demand. Internet content delivery doesn't mean it will be on-demand; instead, it means viewing will be like Tivo, but with millions of "channels"- effectively, one per program per episode. It will be closer to on-demand than Tivo, because to record one specific episode you don't have to wait until some unspecified date in the future: virtually any content will be ready the day after you request it.

      Similar genre with a similar palette and cinematography, BSG looks good full screen on an iBook and SD television

      Exhibit a) TiVO. The resolution used by TivO leads to a data rate of 1 gigabyte/"hour", or about 380 kbps. Itunes video is 128 kbps, or 1/3rd as big. If 128 were good enough for typical TV viewers, then Tivo would use it, and achieve triple the storage time on the same hardware.

      I think download time is a more important factor than resolution when it comes to TV 'on demand'.

      There's no reason for everyone to assume internet video delivery must be on-demand.

      Exhibit b) Netflix. Delays of at least 48 hours.
      Exhibit c) tv torrents. Delays of at least 4 hours, sometimes much more.

      I think download time is a more important factor than resolution when it comes to TV 'on demand'.

      Exhibit d) RCN Megamodem. I have seen them achieve download speeds adequate to stream two Tivo-quality videos simultaneously.

      There are already consumers out there who can get big videos fast. If, as you claim, viewers would really need the shows to arrive in real-time, then they'd have the option to demand services like that.

      I wouldn't download an hour of programming if it took more than an hour to download it... I'd just Tivo it instead.

      You can't "TIVO" it, because it's not on TV. We're talking about programs that have already been canceled from the airwaves.

      But from the constumer's viewpoint, TIVO and non-realtime downloading are the same. In both cases, you program the machine ahead of time for what shows you'd like, and then check it every evening to see what episodes it has collected by now.

    27. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      Graduated? It seems to me that moving from a free platform to a proprietary one is a step backward. And Mac OS X is IMHO nowhere near as pleasant to use as the old Mac OS; in fact I prefer GNOME!

    28. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How much money do programmes on itunes actually make? The only things on there at the minute seem to be massively popular, massively marketing things like Lost and Desperate Housewives. The market for Firefly is a mere fraction of that.

    29. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I will wager there are perhaps 50,000 others exactly like me, and 100,000 more who will pay $2 per episode.

      Wager how much? It's easy to bet nothing, when you're not taking any risks. I doubt a hundred thousand people would pay $2 for an episode of an obscure sci-fi programme. Even then it's only 200k. Things like that cost millions to produce. Then take away the costs of using itunes (i.e. Apple's cut) and you need millions of people to download it.

      Considering how few people watched it for FREE, I can't see that taking off.

      Make 30 minute episodes. Who cares! I'll still pay $10 for them.

      I think the sort of people who pay $10 for half an hour's light evening entertainment are really in the minority. Especially when other things can be watched for free.

    30. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone mapped both mouse buttons to expose's "show desktop".

    31. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Everyone is entitled to their own opinion I suppose. I disagee however. I think MacOS X's UI is currently the best desktop environment.

      Of course I wish OS X was completely Free. Many components are.

    32. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Wonder if it was CompUSA's doing to keep people from dicking with it, or if someone was dicking with it.

    33. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1
      I catch your drift, but some points.

      First, I have a tivo, as I implied at the end of my post. You don't have to explain how it works... unless it's for the other folks breathlessly following this discussion. :-D

      Tivo is successful, but it's certainly not on-demand. Internet content delivery doesn't mean it will be on-demand; instead, it means viewing will be like Tivo, but with millions of "channels"- effectively, one per program per episode. It will be closer to on-demand than Tivo, because to record one specific episode you don't have to wait until some unspecified date in the future: virtually any content will be ready the day after you request it.

      Of course you have to wait for some time in the future to 'get' the episode... but the episode never takes longer to 'get' than it does for it to 'play'. E.g., I can start watching something halfway 'gotten' and know that it will all be there by the time I need it. Any mechanism that 'gets' slower than real-time doesn't have this feature. Four hours to download a 45 minute show, that's crap. Further for the system to even be reasonable you have to spend less than 24 hours downloading the same amount of programming that you would watch in a day (rate limited by either bandwidth or media quality). For elite, holier than everyone geeks who only watch three shows a week (like you and me) this is no big deal. For the TV addicted families of America this is less certain.

      Exhibit a) TiVO. The resolution used by TivO leads to a data rate of 1 gigabyte/"hour", or about 380 kbps. Itunes video is 128 kbps, or 1/3rd as big. If 128 were good enough for typical TV viewers, then Tivo would use it, and achieve triple the storage time on the same hardware.

      This is kilobytes (an important clarification for below). Tivo uses mpeg2 (cheaper encoding, less efficient, and the 1GB/hour quality is "Basic quality" which artifacts badly for anything other than talking head shows; Tivo uses excessively more for "High" and "Best" -- the default -- quality). Itunes uses mpeg4/H.264 (and at ~0.25GB/hour looks superior on the same TV, to me anyhow, anecdotal I know; maybe there's some rigorous proof that h.264 looks better than mpeg2). Aside: I have analog cable, so I Tivo sci-fi shows in "High" or "Best" quality to preserve as much of the fast moving action, and to avoid artifacting from camera wobble in BSG. An hour (this includes commercials on disk) of "Best" quality video is some huge amount like 4 GB, meaning that "40-hour" Tivos are really only 10-hour Tivos if you use "Best". I only bring it up because Tivo has already made the quality for space trade-off. If you have a Tivo then I'm sorry for wasting your time with crap you already know (i.e., you wouldn't ever use Basic quality either). To do better, future Tivos will need (much) faster hardware encoders that use more efficient (picture quality to bitrate-wise) codecs.

      me: I think download time is a more important factor than resolution when it comes to TV 'on demand'.

      you: There's no reason for everyone to assume internet video delivery must be on-demand.

      I agree. The context of my statement there was again working on my premise that real-time or better throughputs were necessary to keep video devices stocked with content.

      Exhibit b) Netflix. Delays of at least 48 hours.
      Exhibit c) tv torrents. Delays of at least 4 hours, sometimes much more.

      Netflix enjoys the extra delays of studio production and mass manufacturing in addition to shipping. In direct reference to canceled shows this is also true if they have not yet been produced for DVD (the majority of all canceled shows). This doesn't undermine your point. I am not disputing it. I only mention this to be more realistic about the time it takes to get a TV show that was aired last night into your Netflix queue and then your doorstep. I already conceded that p2p was a gamble depending on quality.

      I said, "I thin

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    34. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Made more what? Copies? Coasters?

      Dont' get pissed at me just because nobody likes your crappy little fanboy wet-dream canceled series.

  6. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sad :(, serenity was great, as was firefly.

  7. It is a sad thing... by MerlynDavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But, Serenity was not all it could, or should have been.

    The series had a lot of potential, and in trying to please too many folks, the movie lacked the ability to measure up to it.

    I saw it once, and would rather watch the episodes of the TV show...

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    1. Re:It is a sad thing... by globalar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      //I saw the series and the movie, but I'm not a serious fan or anything. //I'm not a serious fan of anything.

      The whole concept of the show was about a series, not a movie. The progression of characters and particularly their own opinions on one another, was the meaning of their "team" of sorts. The movie completely threw this away. Instead, we got star wars with different characters.

      For example, in killing the pilot and the preacher, there was only suspense and emotion. There was no time for the characters to come back from these events. The pilot's wife could be mad and sad, but not *changed*. The captain could miss the preacher and say something nice about him, but he couldn't do anything different. The movie, from the start, was about reliving the characters and just enjoying them as they were. The show, OTOH, was about changing the characters.

      Take my favorite chracter, Jade. He started out as pretty lonely and hostile. But over a few episodes, after he betrayed the crew, after he was shamed by the captain, etc. he began to change. He was still lonely and hostile, but he saw these things in himself. When he denounced himself as a hero on that mud slave planet, he was denouncing what he saw in himself. This could not happen in 90 minutes. It took time and molding. For me, Jade is the most complete character in the series.

      But in general, the characters need more time. This was a great way of extending the life of the series, but that obviously didn't work. The tension was simply left to frustrate the viewer. The tensions also didn't change that much, meaning you were pretty much stuck with them. The relationship between the captain and the prostitute stuttered. The engineer and the doctor just started to get going (they flirted for way too long). The doctor's messed up sister was always a killer pyscho (the movie totally reinforced this too). Oh, and instead of telling us more about the preacher they killed him.

      I am sure that the studios decided that Firefly was not coming back, but they thought a movie might gross enough to be worth the effort. The movie could, at the very least, be sold as an attempt to bring back the series. But obviously, if they wanted a series they would have revived it from the get go. What they wanted was to take the fanbase to the bank, and maybe they did.

    2. Re:It is a sad thing... by cens0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      his name was Jane.

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    3. Re:It is a sad thing... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take my favorite chracter, Jade.

      Ya know, usually when a person says a character is their favorite, they at least know the name of that character....

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    4. Re:It is a sad thing... by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      btw its Jayne, not Jade. Jade's a silly name for a boy dont you think?

      But I agree wtih you on everything else, this is really not a story that is designed for a movie. I see the movie for Joss trying to give the fans an ending and a little more explanation. If you watch the series you can see tons of slow character development that was setting up events seasons ahead. With the show getting canceled, Joss tried to wrap up what he could. When the movie came about, he saw it his last opportunity to tell this story, and so he had to cram too much into to too little time. But boy, was it still sweet. Ah, what could have been.

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    5. Re:It is a sad thing... by br0ck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jayne!
      The Man they call Jayne!

      Oh, He robbed from the rich
      and he gave to the poor.
      Stood up to the man
      and he gave him what for.
      Our love for him now
      ain't hard to explain.
      The hero of Canton
      the man they call Jayne.

      more...

    6. Re:It is a sad thing... by dlt074 · · Score: 1

      the hero of canton the man they call Jayne

      Jayne not Jade

    7. Re:It is a sad thing... by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it was Jayne.
      /pedant

    8. Re:It is a sad thing... by HardCase · · Score: 2

      GGP has a cold.

    9. Re:It is a sad thing... by earendil · · Score: 1

      Jane's a girl's name. >.>

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  8. DVD set? by asadodetira · · Score: 1

    I agree it's atough sell. But why didn't he wait until after the holidays. My hope was the DVD sets would help get some extra revenue. In retrospect I should have bought one!

  9. No way related to DVD sales? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh come on, he happens to make this statement on the very day the DVD is set to be released? Sounds like a marketing gimmick to me... If the DVD sales are amazing - and they might be, considering the cult status of the show - he can then announce a miraculous comeback.

    Personally, I liked the show, I really liked the movie, and I can see why both failed in the financial sense (bad marketing for both, episodes out of order and plot development much too slow in the show).

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    1. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by MrPerfekt · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, he happens to make this statement on the very day the DVD is set to be released? Sounds like a marketing gimmick to me... If the DVD sales are amazing - and they might be, considering the cult status of the show - he can then announce a miraculous comeback.

      Seems to me that it's more likely that a news outlet (Entertainment Weekly) contacted him to ask him his opinion on the future of the series so that they can run it with a "Hey, don't forget this DVD is coming out today".

      Unfortunately, he wasn't very optimistic. But I agree with other people out there that feel that he made the movie in the way he did so that he could give a sense of finality to the series. (The last episode of the TV series is not very fulfilling at all as far as a finale goes.)

      Oh well, back to Battlestar it is.

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    2. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie did pathetic box office, the show got ratings that would get it cancelled on the Outdoor Life Network, much less Fox. Give it up already.

    3. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      K, but I think the way it works is they base all their expected revenue based on extrapolations of the opening weekend. FrontLine had a good episode on this called The Monster that Ate Hollywood that gets into this issue.

      The assertion is that big business interests controlling the studios look at the way movies are funded and marketed differently now. BB wants a reasonably assured return on investment and so factors like script, characters and other "subjective" elements take a back seat to "Star Power" (Tom Cuise draw effect), blockbuster effects, merchandising tie-ins, etc.

      A larger-than-expected DVD sales number is going to do little to change the mindset that looks at the opening weekend draw when deciding how/if to make more of the same.

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    4. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by Jerf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would he do that? It wouldn't work. Anyone who is going to panic and rush out to buy the DVD because of this news... was going to buy the DVD anyway and probably had it pre-ordered.

      Odds are this sort of public pessimism will have a minimal positive impact on DVD sales. What it will do is make it that much harder to pitch in the future, having expressed this skepticism.

      Much as I enjoy Firefly, I'm inclined to take this at face value, and I can't see anybody making any more movies out of it. Sure, Serenity will make a profit in the end, but not enough to make up for the opportunity cost of the profits you can make with $40million on another movie.

    5. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on, he happens to make this statement on the very day the DVD is set to be released? Sounds like a marketing gimmick to me... If the DVD sales are amazing - and they might be, considering the cult status of the show - he can then announce a miraculous comeback.

      Actually I think this could have a negative effect on sales. The fanboys were already planning to buy multiple copies of the DVD (as gifts to family, friends, strangers on the street-corner...), all in hopes of pushing sales high enough to get a remake. But with the creator implying that he's done with the franchise anyway, what's the point? So some people might decide to "only" buy copies for themselves instead...

    6. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet another Dungeons & Dragons movie was made. Granted, the second one was better but not that much better. It probably would have been more entertaining if they would have included the sound of rolling dice like The Gamers.

    7. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      I think the timing might be more Entertainment Weekly trying to run articles that are relevant to current events... like the Serenity DVD release.

      Regardless of all this paranoia, I personally doubt that his comments will have any effect on Serenity/Firefly DVD sales, nor do I think it likely he intended to have an effect.

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  10. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be picking it up today even if it wasn't my first VFX film job.... I just watched the last of the Firefly TV series last night, having not discovered it until work on the film wrapped up, and I'm pissed I won't see more of these characters.

  11. Serenity, I weep for thee by egypt_jimbob · · Score: 1, Funny

    Say it ain't so, Joss. Say it ain't so.

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  12. Only one thing to say... by Chemical+Serenity · · Score: 1

    :(

    That is all.

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  13. it just wasn't that good by Surt · · Score: 1, Informative

    It was poorly planned. They tried to keep too many secrets from the audience, which just wound up making the show hard to get attached to. Compare it to lost: lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch. Firefly really needed better writers and better planning.

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    1. Re:it just wasn't that good by millahtime · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lost is mass marketed. Firefly/Serenity had a nitch following. Sadly, mass market wins out these days. It may have been a good show but it just didn't catch with the masses.

      It is this decades babylon 5. It just didn't last as long.

    2. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is that a joke? Lost gives you a few mysteries at a time? When lost does give an answer, it opens up 10 more questions, and doesn't even really answer the question. Here are some examples.

      Who is desmond, the french lady, and ethan?
      What is the really big thing in the woods?
      What is with the numbers?
      How is hurley not losing any weight?

      That is just a small sampling of unknowns. I have never seen firefly so you may be joking but your complaint is what I am starting to dislike about lost.

      Pardon my ignorance if I didn't get the sarcasm.

    3. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't buy your thesis. It worked for Babylon 5. One word explains the failure of the TV series: FOX.

      Whedon should've made Firefly in the UK.

    4. Re:it just wasn't that good by Cranky+Smurf · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that only half of a season was filmed. The secrets of the characters' past were suppose to be slowly revealed. Imagine if Lost was cancelled after 14 episodes. None of the characters' secrets would be told (other than Jack's, who gets focused every other episode).

    5. Re:it just wasn't that good by spir0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess that's the difference.. I couldn't watch Lost because I thought the writers were just spoon-feeding the audience. I thought Lost was the worst writing I'd ever seen, down there with Buffy and Angel.

      My opinion of Firefly was that it was briliantly written, excellent *realistic* dialogue, and very witty.

      I'm also of the opinion that most other SF shows are crap. Finally Firefly gave us a show that was action-packed from beginning to end, unlike those shows that wallow in political "intrigue" trying to make some clever statement about life. Sod that!

      Action is where it's at; Firefly and Serenity had it in spades.

      This is a sad day indeed, but I hold out hope that comic books will continue the tale of our favourite crew.

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    6. Re:it just wasn't that good by croddy · · Score: 1
      It wasn't the plan; it was the execution. Set the new Battlestar Galactica series alongside Firefly: Ronald D. Moore and Joss Whedon each set out to make a gritty, modern sci-fi series, keeping a lot of things from the audience and revealing them over time. Hell, they even used the same effects shop (Zoic)...

      Moore's just a lot better at it.

    7. Re:it just wasn't that good by david.given · · Score: 1
      Firefly/Serenity had a nitch following.

      Nitch?

    8. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My only guess is the guy heard people mispronouncing "niche", thought the word actually was pronounced "nitch", and hence went with the obvious spelling.

    9. Re:it just wasn't that good by schon · · Score: 1

      It is this decades babylon 5

      Only with decent special effects, actors who don't look like they're about to be attacked by termites at any moment, and without the aliens in rubber masks and funny hairdos (which all speak with identifiable earth accents.)

    10. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If, by "Moore's just a lot better at it," you mean, "Moore's a lot better at capturing that cinematic technique that makes you want to hurl," you're right on the money.

      Galactica's film work irritates me to high hell. The general feeling is much like being on a ship that's being tossed around, and that just ain't a feeling that I like to experience on my couch. Galactica's writing is ok (and not much more than that, save for the end of last season), but there's no comparison between it and Firefly.

      Firefly was, and is, and will be one of the best Sci-Fi series of all time. If you don't believe me, don't debate it here; find a fan of the series and tell them, to their face, that you think Galactica's a better show.

      Muahahaha.

    11. Re:it just wasn't that good by throbbingbrain.com · · Score: 1
      Sadly, mass market wins out these days. It may have been a good show but it just didn't catch with the masses.
      I, nor ANYONE I know had heard of the movie or the series. My girlfriend had to drag me to the theater to see it because I thought it was a chick-flick.

      I don't even know what network originally aired the series, but I'm enjoying it greatly through Netflix.

    12. Re:it just wasn't that good by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was poorly planned. They tried to keep too many secrets from the audience, which just wound up making the show hard to get attached to. Compare it to lost: lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch. Firefly really needed better writers and better planning.

      You couldn't be more wrong. I've seen both shows. Lost has mediocre writing and weak character development. I have not seen a single innovative element to the writing of Lost. Firefly had excellent and innovative writing, including some of the the best examples of characters not understanding one another without dumbing it down so much as to seem unbelievable.

      The reason Lost is a success and Firefly is not is because Lost is marketed to hell and back by some fairly sharp people. Firefly was intentionally sabotaged by executives with a grudge. Do you really think Lost would be a success if they aired the episodes out of order and changed the time it was on three times during it's first season, and they pre-empted it with sports multiple times?

    13. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How is hurley not losing any weight?
      Only about forty days have passed in the series. It's not long enough to have a noticeable difference on a fatty, especially considering there seems to have been plenty of food to live on (nobody has starved to death yet).
    14. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh.. the french lady is a scientist that was stranded on the island.

      ethan is one of the others.

    15. Re:it just wasn't that good by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      "I don't even know what network originally aired the series, but I'm enjoying it greatly through Netflix."

      That would be Fox - but it's not your fault you missed it, as Fox screwed around with the show from the beginning, what with them not playing them in order and all.

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    16. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh, it's spelled niche, you biche.

    17. Re:it just wasn't that good by eatenn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch"

      Which mysteries have they wrapped up exactly? Do we know what the island is? No. Do we know why there are polar bears there? No. Do we know who The Others are? No. And these are all mysteries that were introduced in the first season.

      Lost is pretty popular and I used to like it a lot, but I stopped watching because the writers NEVER resolve anything of real importance.

      Firefly, OTOH, was cancelled before they had the chance to pay off any of their setups.

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    18. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which executives? What grudge? They're in the business of business. If they're not making money, they're fired.

    19. Re:it just wasn't that good by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Except less than two dozen episodes of Firefly were leaps and bounds better than over 100 episodes of B5. The best plot arc in B5 (Londo and G'Kar and their governments) was sadly neglected and shown out of order, disjointed just like Firefly was, except B5's problem wasn't the fault of the network. It was a fault of the writing.

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    20. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which executives? What grudge? They're in the business of business. If they're not making money, they're fired.
      Some idiot moderated this as "insightful"? The mod system is broken.

      Look, pal, if the execs want to kill something, they screw with it. They refuse to air the pilot which explains and sets up the series for the new audience, they air episodes out of order, they put the show on in a certain death time slot, they change the time it is on, repeatedly, so fans can't find it, they schedule it in a time slot likely to be preempted by sports, etc., and they make sure the show is so poorly marketed that no one knows that the show exists, and if they do, they have no idea what the show is about.

      If you don't think TV executives deliberately sabotage new shows for political/personal/business reasons, you haven't been watching TV for very long and you don't know a damn thing about the TV business. This kind of crap goes on all the time.

      If it isn't deliberate sabotage, it's sheer stupidity. You want to know why the Fox execs didn't air the pilot episode of Firefly first, and forced Joss to write an intro episode (The Train Job) instead? Because the Fox execs thought that the Firefly pilot episode "didn't have enough action" in it! I kid you not.

      You have two possible options: either the Fox execs have shit-for-brains, or they deliberately sabotaged Firefly. There's no other logical possibility.

      And no, these guys don't get fired, because they do make money - on other projects. So they can afford to kill projects they don't like or don't want by these deliberate sabotage tactics. Any money they lost on Firefly they can easily make up for with some crappy, cheap-to-make, dumbed-down-for-the-drooling-masses Reality TV show.
    21. Re:it just wasn't that good by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Realistic dialogue? Because 1750esque grammar with outbursts in Chinese in outer space is realistic? Don't get me wrong, I think it's great, mostly, except for the part where they talk like cowboys, but realistic is the last adjective I'd choose to describe it. I think the ideas conveyed through the dialog are all of the things you described, but the phrasing is usually (albeit intentionally) ridiculous, and it's difficult for me not to cringe when they start "talkin' all cowboy-like," when it's not used for humor.

    22. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I actually enjoyed Lost (it grew on me) because they borrowed familar themes and then the clever writers did wonders with it as the series progressed. It's almost like they dumbed down the first few episodes to hook in the mainstream audience and then they added character development beyond what was expected to it. That was smart. Whedon obsessed with his teen fanbase could never think smart enough to pull that off, and he hasn't. His efforts for the most part have gone nowhere.

      Lost isn't brilliant or perfect but it certainly makes a refreshing change to the mainstream from all the lame, totally repetitive medical, detective and law series on TV anyway, I think we all can agree on that.

      Whedon's series and movie just came off to me as targeted obsessively at his Buffy/Angel teen fanbase. I can just imagine him selling the series to the vacant Fox executives describing it as Buffy in space. It's no surprise to me it never hit mainstream. It's certainly no Star Wars which is what alot of his obsessive fanbase would like to make parrallels to, but they are just deluding themselves. The concepts and acting all very uninspired and average, particularly in its' film outing. I find it to be an entirely derivitive mishmash of a few things. None done particularly well.

      It's actually very average. The TV series was average. The movie was very average with themes and acting that translated poorly to the big screen. The TV series performed very poorly. At best, you could describe the movie as doing average returns. The only glimmer the whole stinking mess has to it is the DVD sales which is the result of good marketing.

      You like to deride Lost for its' marketing, but I got a promotional Serentity DVD off a film mag before the film was released that had a documentary on how the film marketing execs were using grass roots methods and direct promotion to the target demographic to promote the film through developing a so-called cult following. This was done by going to sci-fi clubs etc and doing direct promotion of the film to the nerdlingers who would then go onto the Internet and supposedly sell the movie for them.

      Just seeing the obsessive portion of his series fanbase and assimilated marketing drones go on to sites like IMDB and collectively try screw the ratings by giving the (very average) film a perfect 10 to try promote it was enough to make me puke.

      I'm so glad it didn't work.

      Flame away fans! *ducks* LOL

    23. Re:it just wasn't that good by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Funny

      You date a girlfriend geeky enough to appreciate Firefly. You've never heard of it.

      1) You are not a geek. You do not belong here. Stop reading stuff from this website. Go to Kuroshin or Technocrat. Shoo.

      2) You do not deserve your girlfriend. Smurfs need to date Smurfette, you on the other hand can easily get by on standard issue female.

      Oh, why am I falling for this ruse? Your girlfriend obviously only exists in your Sybillike mind.

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    24. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because the Fox execs thought that the Firefly pilot episode "didn't have enough action" in it! I kid you not."

      I hate to break it to you, but they are right. Firefly is just dull to watch, and very average- hence it's poor ratings outside of it's rabid fanbase.

      It's not some big conspiracy.

      Get over it.

    25. Re:it just wasn't that good by Tony · · Score: 1

      It's certainly no Star Wars which is what alot of his obsessive fanbase would like to make parrallels to, but they are just deluding themselves. The concepts and acting all very uninspired and average, particularly in its' film outing. I find it to be an entirely derivitive mishmash of a few things. None done particularly well.

      You just described Star Wars, and I definitely agree that Firefly was not that.

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    26. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really what is your rational for that?

      Oh sorry, I forgot. As a FireFly fan you ejected rational thinking out the cockpit a long time ago, and think an argument for why it isn't just a very average TV series and sub-par film comes down to some lame, non-witty, Whedon-like return quip.

      Star Wars indisputably established new standards in Sci-fantasy. From art direction to special effects, having an involved story line. Great acting by actors of the calibre of Alec Guiness, Harrison Ford, James Earl Jones.

      Better luck next time.

      Oh sorry, I forgot again. For FireFly there isn't going to be a next time is there? :c)

    27. Re:it just wasn't that good by fncll · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're both right. The writing on Lost is weak, but it does have the necessary redeeming characteristic of being intelligible to the occasional watcher. It's not all hidden, which was Whedon's mistake. There will be plenty more of both kinds of shows coming, no one needs to cry over losing this one.

    28. Re:it just wasn't that good by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      Lost is pretty popular and I used to like it a lot, but I stopped watching because the writers NEVER resolve anything of real importance.

      Lost is not about resolving anything important to its story line. To do so would kill it. Its not about survival on an island with strangers. The way to think of Lost is a video canvas, where it tells stories of individuals past, and how it affects their perspective and how it affects their actions. Its surreal, without cheesy "spooky" effects. Its a totally metaphorical show, framed in "stark realism" (as opposed to space ships, or hopping through wormholes). People like Lost because they think Matthew Fox and/or Evangeline Lilly is total eyecandy, and they find mystery as attention-grabbing. The enemy and threats are not visible, its all in the imagination. And then you have to ask, "What are the real threats...? What is paranoia...?" "How far does outside intervention extend?" "yadda, yadda, yadda" Its a niche show for paranoia/conspiracy freaks.

      Firefly was entertaining and well done, but its so freaking formulaic. Don't get me wrong, I like Firefly, I just don't think its great TV. Losing Cupid was a much greater loss (and cheat) for me.

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    29. Re:it just wasn't that good by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Umm, if it is only popular inside its 'rabid fanbase', then how come the 'rabid fanbase' keeps growing? It seems to me it is popular amongst people that have had the chance to learn about it and see it. If the Fox execs sabotage it, preventing people from knowing about it or even watching it, then I'd say it is hard to grow any type of fanbase. Ass.

    30. Re:it just wasn't that good by SamSim · · Score: 1
      lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch

      Excuse me? here is a list of questions which remained unanswered at the end of season 1 of Lost. How many of them have been answered so far in season 2? Two, perhaps three. And the answer to "What's inside the hatch?" is "Many additional mysteries!" Mysteries such as "What's the answer to that snowman riddle?", "Why do those numbers need typing every 108 minutes?", "Why 108 minutes?", "Who is the Dharma Initiative?", "What's under all that concrete?" and so on and so on and so on.

      Lost is absolutely infuriating for anybody who is actually trying to find the answers to mysteries.

    31. Re:it just wasn't that good by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Which executives? What grudge? They're in the business of business. If they're not making money, they're fired.

      Have you ever worked in a corporation? Was the person who made the decision to cancel the family guy fired after they calculated how much money they lost from that decision? I doubt it. Lets put it this way. If you cancel a show that then goes on to be one of the best selling DVDs ever, should you be fired? Probably. Will you be fired? Unlikely, because at that level it is more about politics and making money for execs than for the company.

    32. Re:it just wasn't that good by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Whedon's series and movie just came off to me as targeted obsessively at his Buffy/Angel teen fanbase.

      I can't stand Buffy or Angel. I have a lot of friends you love those shows and a lot who hate them. I don't have any friends that did not like the Firefly series when they saw it. Right now Firefly the series is selling more copies than Lost. How do you figure he failed to target other than his teen fanbase?

      The concepts and acting all very uninspired and average, particularly in its' film outing. I find it to be an entirely derivitive mishmash of a few things. None done particularly well.

      This makes you sound a lot like someone who judges films based upon the concept and the special effects. Firefly was innovative in dialogue and had very rich character development. You could tell the same story in ancient egypt and it would still have been interesting if it had that quality of writing. Some of us watch shows for the story.

      The TV series was average.

      Then why is it selling so many DVDs?

      The TV series performed very poorly.

      And yet it is currently performing very well on a normal time slot, shown in order on the Sci-fi channel. How exactly do you rate how well a series does?

      You like to deride Lost for its' marketing...

      Umm, I do? Gee I guess I learn something new about myself every day.

      You didn't like the Firefly series or the DVD, which actually makes you the first person I know to have both watched the series and told me they did not like it. (You did watch the series right?) Well, that is just fine, but you can't deny that the series is incredibly popular for a series that was cancelled after the first season. Nor do I think it is sensible to argue that Fox does not cancel a lot of very popular shows, for one reason or another. They have managed to cancel no less than four television series that are rated in the top 100, consistently, long before the series had become unprofitable. A program that was cancelled even before all the episodes were shown is outselling the most popular, big budget, show on prime-time right now. That has significance.

    33. Re:it just wasn't that good by BallyHigh · · Score: 1

      >You couldn't be more wrong. I've seen both shows

      Wow - I guess that settles it then. Have you been to Iraq too?

      Firefly .. my God where do I find the words to write how bad that show was? For you Canadians out there who've never seen it, think Beachcombers minus the charm. When you're shows most ardent defenders are claiming it was cancelled because of 'executives with a grudge' - yeah, 'nuff said.

  14. Whedon's last words by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > 'In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion.

    "It was a leaf on the wind." *CRUNCH*

    1. Re:Whedon's last words by pcraven · · Score: 1

      That transition was so jarring, I got whiplash. A nice sentimental/humor moment, then WHAM. Only part of the movie I didn't like.

    2. Re:Whedon's last words by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Whether you like the scene or not, you have to stand in awe of Joss for having the balls to pull something like that.

    3. Re:Whedon's last words by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      It was jarring, and it was a moment that I did not like, but because Wash ended up dead, not because it was poorly done. In fact, that was one of the most jolting, complacency-killing moments I have ever seen in a movie. It was executed excellently, IMNSHO.

    4. Re:Whedon's last words by geminidomino · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Whedon's last words by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I DID like that. because it killed off a character who's actor made comments to the effect that he didn't really care about the role. He committed the cardinal sin of sci-fi: He admitted he had no idea what the buttons did. He was proud of it.

      More importantly though, it showed that the deep magick that typically protects the protagonists had failed. It made the rest of the film much more exciting.

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    6. Re:Whedon's last words by pcgabe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (from Hand Puppet Movie Theatre)

      Wash: Oh yeah? I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar!
      Giant Spike: You're a dead leaf now, dude.
      Wash: *TOTALLY UNEXPECTED IMPALEMENT*
      Fans: ...WHAT.
      Zoe: No way did that just happen. Simon can fix this!
      Fans: OMGWTFFJDIAJDJASKDJAKLDJA
      Mal: Run like hell now, strangle Joss Whedon later!
      Fans: *WEEP*

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    7. Re:Whedon's last words by Kelz · · Score: 1

      You can't shock people into liking something because the director has the balls to unexpectedly impale one of the coolest characters in the whole damn show. Thats the whole reaeson I didn't recommend the movie to friends, it was just stupidly over the top.

    8. Re:Whedon's last words by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      Only part of the movie I didn't like.


      I thought it was brilliant. I also thought when the others were starting to get shot up that Joss was gonna have the balls to kill them all off and end the whole thing in a glorious downward spiral. But alas, no...

      It was actually Book's death I didn't like. So pointless and uninteresting.

    9. Re:Whedon's last words by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether you like the scene or not, you have to stand in awe of Joss for having the balls to pull something like that.

      No, you don't. It was a stupid, arrogant descion by Mr. Whedon that had no greater effect than to alienate most of his audience. It doesn't cause the audience to believe that all of the rest of the characters might die. It doesn't do anything to give heighted meaning to anything that happens in the rest of the film. And it doesn't allow for any character development in the others whatsoever.

      He dropped the ball, just like a news anchor who suddenly starts telling dirty jokes.

    10. Re:Whedon's last words by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Something doesn't have to be original to be effective

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    11. Re:Whedon's last words by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      True, but if you read enough Martin, the real shocker comes when someone DOESN'T get offed. ;)

    12. Re:Whedon's last words by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I love Martin's books :)

      I'm still in denial about Brienne. There's just too much that was setup for her - Oathkeeper, and Jaime - she's got to survive. But then, I thought the same about the Hound too. And Rob. When will I learn?

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    13. Re:Whedon's last words by jandrese · · Score: 1

      You know, the audiences around here are really jaded and it's hard to even get them to laugh out loud at comedies, much less cry or anything. That scene is perhaps the only once in recent memory where the entire theatre gasped at once.

      That said, while his death was more shocking, Book's death was more tragic to me. I was still very interested in the character of the Shepard (much more than the flyboy loverboy) and killing him off left so many questions unanswered.

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    14. Re:Whedon's last words by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      She's not dead yet. ;)

    15. Re:Whedon's last words by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Neither was the hound when we left him :/

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    16. Re:Whedon's last words by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Ummm... read the post again. Carefully. Especially the first seven words.

    17. Re:Whedon's last words by localman · · Score: 1

      Well, call me an idiot. (waits). Thanks.

      But when Wash bit it, I totally thought Wheadon might let others die as well. Coming from a franchise trying to restart itself, that was a balsy move, because I thought they were untouchable.

      Cheers.

    18. Re:Whedon's last words by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      It was jarring, and it was a moment that I did not like, but because [redacted] ended up dead, not because it was poorly done. In fact, that was one of the most jolting, complacency-killing moments I have ever seen in a movie. It was executed excellently, IMNSHO.

      You loved it so much that you had to spoil it for those who missed the movie during its extremely brief theatrical run? Mods, please mod that down...

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    19. Re:Whedon's last words by pcgabe · · Score: 4, Funny
      In the director's commentary, Joss relays an anecdote about this scene.
      Alan (Wash): My script only goes up to page 105. It's weird. I don't have any pages for after that.
      Joss: Oh, I just... that's the end. It just ends there. You guys land, it's a happy ending.
      Alan: Oh, good. OK, fine.
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    20. Re:Whedon's last words by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I DID like that. because it killed off a character who's actor made comments to the effect that he didn't really care about the role. He committed the cardinal sin of sci-fi: He admitted he had no idea what the buttons did. He was proud of it.

      I don't see what's so sinful about that. He didn't say it during an episode. Does it really matter what all the buttons and displays in Star Trek do? Or are you like that guy from Galaxy Quest knows all the technology inside-out and acts as an advisor by phone to the crew?

      More importantly though, it showed that the deep magick that typically protects the protagonists had failed. It made the rest of the film much more exciting.

      I agree there. I was certain nobody was going to survive. This wouldn't have happened if Josh hadn't killed a central crew member already (because let's face it, Book was more an outsider than anyone else on the crew).

      Actually, before I'd seen the film, I half expected Zoe to be killed. Mainly because her death would add the most drama: she's Mal's warbuddy, best friend and first mate, but also married to Wash. And besides, Wash seems to be the most human element in the crew, and it's a shame to kill that. So actually Josh killed the wrong character. But other than that, it worked.

    21. Re:Whedon's last words by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      I find it odd that you choose to single out my post in this thread, when there are many, many others that include spoilers, including parent posts. Get over it.

    22. Re:Whedon's last words by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      I find it odd that you choose to single out my post in this thread, when there are many, many others that include spoilers, including parent posts. Get over it.

      No, it would be "odd" if I actually took the time to reply to every single one of them. Reality and you: they could be a beautiful couple. Someday.

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    23. Re:Whedon's last words by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      My point is that there are many spoilers in the thread, several of them higher up than mine. Anyone who is reading this is probably aware of Firefly, has seen the movie, and is probably not going to be offended by a spoiler. The very nature of the topic implies that there will be spoilers. I seriously doubt that I have spoiled anything for anyone who cares. As I said above, get over it. xander

    24. Re:Whedon's last words by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      I'm not comparing your spoiler to a terrorist attack on a nunnery or anything, but it's extremely lame.

      Considering that Serenity had an extremely tiny theatrical run, and that you made your post roughly on the DVD's release day, it's... lame. Lame lame lame lame lame. I'm not saying you're Satan, I'm just saying you fucked up.

      (And yes, I personally know lots of Firefly fans that didn't get a chance to see Serenity when it was in theaters. I live in a highly-populated suburb with over 50 screens within a 20-mile radius and it was still difficult to find a screening after its opening weekend...)

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    25. Re:Whedon's last words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Book's death was not entirely pointless, it was a trick. All fans knew someone was going to die in the movie. If he had only killed Wash, everyone would have thought "okay, it's done, everyone else is going to live".

      On the other hand, first he kills Book and we all think "hey, the death scene is gone and I'm not sad". Then we get shocked by the second death scene, and we wonder how many of his characters he's going to kill. From a writer's point of view, it was a good trick. But it's sad that Book's death didn't have more meaning.

  15. Take Solace by shma · · Score: 2, Funny


    Somewhere, where fictional characters continue to live on after their creator has let them go, Malcolm Reynolds is punching someone in the face.

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    1. Re:Take Solace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, man, he's doing the quick draw with his pistol...

      What if the show had two space hookers? And it premieres with the two of them having to share the same quarters?

    2. Re:Take Solace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, man, he's doing the quick draw with his pistol...

      Or poking them with a sword.

      "You know, they say mercy is the mark of a great man."
      *stab*
      "Guess I'm just a good man."
      *stab*
      "Well, I'm all right."

  16. a sad tale indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but i've learned in life to never say never.
    too many times, things change again.

    i remember after the 1st "star trek" movie - they were saying then
    that "this is the end, there will not be any more trek." HAH!

    Just wait.
    As more people are exposed to Serenity and Firefly, the interest in another movie will surface again.

  17. subscribe? by duffbeer · · Score: 1

    Any AC's got the text for us?

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  18. What was it? by 3CRanch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...despite Universal's best marketing efforts..."

    Sorry to say they must not have marketed hard enough. I watch more than my share of TV and don't recognize the movie title.

    If indeed that is the best they can do; me thinks they should get a new ad agency...

    1. Re:What was it? by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, I hadn't really heard of the film or the show before reading about it on here and a couple of webcomics. It really wasn't advertised anywhere that I saw.

    2. Re:What was it? by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      "Firefly" is the TV show.

      "Serenity" is the movie.

      The latter was advertised incessantly on niche cable channels like Comedy Central and Sci-Fi channel. Outside of there I don't recall seeing much in the way of advertising.

      The advertising and marketing really did suck all the way around.

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    3. Re:What was it? by fatalwall · · Score: 1

      They had it all over scifi channel!! The problem I had was my local theater didnt want it.... a better marketing effort would have been to get it into more of the theaters... say give the smaller theaters a nice rate on it so there willing to put it in as a filler movie.

    4. Re:What was it? by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      "
      The latter was advertised incessantly on niche cable channels like Comedy Central and Sci-Fi channel. Outside of there I don't recall seeing much in the way of advertising.

      The advertising and marketing really did suck all the way around."

      They said they spent 15 million on marketing alone. I wonder where the money went.

  19. Suicide? by NotoriousGOD · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Firefly is one of the most original and true series I have seen in a long time. I have been a fan of the TV series ever since it aired (or close to) and saw the movie in the first day, which was also exceptional. Having humor, action, drama and horrir mixed together in a palattable form is a nice change to degraded shows like "Nip Tuck" which are about immorality and things that are fucked up. Do people not take to anything somewhat wholesome anymore?

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    1. Re:Suicide? by MrPerfekt · · Score: 1

      Firefly is one of the most original and true series I have seen in a long time.

      I really have to take issue with this. Let me say, I really did enjoy the series/movie but it was far from original. It was very much a formula western set in space. The uniqueness did come from the characters and the storylines around them. But for the most part, the series was hardly "original".

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  20. Lots of bad commericals by PoderOmega · · Score: 1

    I could tell they spent a ton of money marketing Serenity, I saw commerical after commerical for it. Unfortunately it was the same bland and cliche commercial I see for all movies. I can't really say how it could have been done but they needed to pass the tone this movie was something different from a movie like "Stealth" in the advertising.

    How many more commericals must I watch that has the word "Adventure" in it!? "Adventure has a new name", "the Adventure continues". These ad companies get tons of money for that?!

  21. Not much more to it; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Full text:

    When Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon looks back on 2005, he can take comfort in knowing that his film-directing debut, the sci-fi Western Serenity, resurrected his canceled-too-soon cult classic TV series Firefly, and was also one of the year's best-reviewed movies. ''I should say I'm above reading reviews,'' he says. ''But I would be lying.'' Alas, Whedon's fond memories are also tainted by Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million. ''In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,'' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion. He has no regrets -- and he's moving on. He's currently penning a Wonder Woman flick for Warner Bros., and has the thriller Goners set up at Universal; he'll direct whichever gets a green light first. Buffy's papa has more Slayerstuff in the pipeline as well: an ongoing comic book (''the eighth season we never made''), and possibly a series of DVD flicks focusing on characters like platinum bloodsucker Spike. As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says. ''And now, I can have it in my home -- which means that finally I can actually stop working on it.''

  22. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by MikeDawg · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fanboy. C'mon, there are all kinds of equally, or more entertaining shows. It was that good of a show, yet all the computer nerds, and sci-fi geeks hopped on board because it was there wonderful "Joss Whedon". Hell, he did Angel and Buffy, I can obviously think of a couple better programs than those!! Stop acting like a fanboy. . . There are plenty of other things to do.

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  23. Isn't throwing in the towel today a bit premature by raist21 · · Score: 1

    With the DVD coming out today, and the DVD sales of the original series having been what made the movie possible in the first place, isn't this a bit premature?
    I for one plan on buying the movie this evening. And know lots of people who are anxious to see it since having been talked into watching the boxed set. Personally I think the movie was very poorly marketed. It focused way to much on the scifi angle and the action and nowhere near enough on the character dialogue and interaction which has been the biggest selling point for all of my friends and family. They all told me that from the commercials it just appeared to be another dumb scifi movie with nothing of interest for them.

    Here's to hoping the DVD sales will renew interest.

  24. Firefly died... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when Wash did.

  25. The movie is not that good by obender · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I watched the movie without previously knowing there was a series as well. My impression was: nice effects, good plot, the director should be shot as he can't tell a story and ruined it all.

    1. Re:The movie is not that good by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I like Firefly (don't let the movie put you off watching it) but the film Serenity was very poor.

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  26. Well, by Sheetrock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I know a lot of people found themselves enthralled in the whole "cowboys in space" theme, but why I cannot fathom.

    Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means fantastic things like aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel. Not rehashing the stale concept that the rest of the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now.

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    1. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling Tip: grammar

    2. Re:Well, by egypt_jimbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know a lot of people found themselves enthralled in the whole "cowboys in space" theme, but why I cannot fathom.

      It's not just "cowboys in space". It's about a man who is struggling to stay true to his heart. It's about the crew that grows up around him. It's about extreme civil disobedience in an opressed society. It's about doing what's necessary and about doing what's right. Space is just the scenery.

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    3. Re:Well, by irablum · · Score: 1

      I think that the concept for "cowboys in space" stems from the fact that colonization of a planet cannot be accomplished with robots and AI and tons and tons of machines plopped down on a planet and instantly bringing that planet to the 25th century. Some (most) planetary colonizations are going to look alot like late 19th century western america. In fact, history shows that this is somewhat true. Early 20th century colonization of Australia, Africa, and even South america (Argentina) involved people who would not look out of place in Montana in 1885.

      It is a bit of a stretch to say that people would talk with a texas accent 500 years from now, and in most cases they don't. Alot of chinese is used, and that's a cool thing. For the most part, the Japanese (to give an example) are absolute cowboy-a-holics.

      but I digress. Personally, I really kinda like the Cowboy-in-space theme. Animals are easy to ship (if sent by embryos) self-sustaining (manure makes great fertilizer for hay, and provide transportation, clothing, and two levels of the nutritional pyramid.

      But one Firefly didn't have nearly enough of were sheep and goats....

      Ira

    4. Re:Well, by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means fantastic things like aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel.

      Maybe that's what "sci-fi" is about. Which is why many fans and creators of SF - science fiction, or "speculative" fiction for a more inclusive view - avoid the term "sci-fi".

      SF stories give the creator licence to use fantastic things in order to tell a good story. Bad stories that happen to be about fantastic things may be amusing and entertaining for a little while but will be quickly forgotten.

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    5. Re:Well, by Hast · · Score: 1
      Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means fantastic things like aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel. Not rehashing the stale concept that the rest of the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now.

      Of course Sci-Fi is a genre predominantly filled with crap. And I don't just mean the standard 90% of crap, but pretty much all crap.

      Science Fiction on the other hand tend to focus on new and interesting ideas and/or make comments on us in a context which doesn't freak people out (as easily).

      I think it's sad that we still, to this day, can count the number of actual genuine Science Fiction material on TV shows or the big screen on one hand. Typically it's just an excuse to blow things up a lot and to have someone dish out witty one-liners. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it isn't Science Fiction.

      Personally I'd love to see a mini-series set in the universe of Ian M Banks Culture series. Given the nature of the books you could have a completely free storyline too, completely unrelated to the books.
    6. Re:Well, by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is one of the things that made Firefly so great. These days, aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel are the tired plots of conventional stories, and the concept that the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now was a very new and different presentation of our future. It's a refreshing take on the genre that I always thought they pulled off brilliantly.

      I hope that this is just a marketing gimmick, but I don't think it is. Oh well, who knows? If DVD sales are high enough, you know they'll do more with it. No one turns down free money when it's waved in front of them. I just hope that whatever Firefly's future holds, it lives up to the standard set by its past. I'd rather see nothing else happen with it than for it to be dumbed down for the masses.

    7. Re:Well, by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      Don't call it Sci-Fi then.

      That was easy.

    8. Re:Well, by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Sci-fi isn't just about aliens. Star Trek had aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel. But it wasn't just about that. There were, you know, plots. Like what Firefly and Serenity had. It wasn't them going from one place to another saying "YAY-HA! This planet is just like home!" Sci-fi isn't there to get us over our biases. It's there to entertain, which, as evidenced by DVD sales of Firefly and the fans.

      I'm not a rabid Whedon fan, or anything. But you totally misunderstand what people liked about the show. "Cowboys in space" isn't even top five for most people I know, and most of my friends are pretty rabid fans.

    9. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S.: You're a stupid ass.

    10. Re:Well, by silicon_id · · Score: 1
      Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means fantastic things like aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel. Not rehashing the stale concept that the rest of the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now.
      Well, I think one of the great Sci-Fi writers, Orson Scott Card (if you haven't read Ender's Game, just go away now) said in an interview that Serenety (and by extension Fierfly) is one of the best SciFi movies he's ever seen, precisely because of the story and not all the froo froo.
    11. Re:Well, by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      but why I cannot fathom.

      'Cause it was hilarious.

      And the space-western thing goes down a lot easier in the proper episode order.

    12. Re:Well, by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      Cowboys in space has absolutely zero to do with the reason most people like Firefly, just like "the military in space" has zero to do with why people like Battlestar: Galactica (the new one). It's sci-fi that relates to the viewer that people like. Battlestar does this politically. Their fight against an amorphous enemy and their political climate mirrors ours, and people see it as a thrilling drama instead of Star Wars repackaged. Firefly gets even deeper than that: its characters deal with what it is to be human, they deal with the way people always have been, the way people are, and, in this case, the way people will be in the future. It's the believability, not the cool cowboys in spaceships, that 99% of people love so dearly.

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    13. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I get the "cowboys in space" thing, but it really is deeper than that. Look at the costuming, the characters themselves, hear the accents AND the wording. This is all set in a space version of the American Civil War time period. Once I point this out to someone who has seen the series and/or movie, they almost always say, "oh wow! You're right," and begin discussing WHY that is part of the show. Which leads us to the main reason most of us really like the show: it has a real plot line! It has believable characters being utterly human trying to achieve essentially believable goals, good and bad. Maybe it helps to be a techno-geek AND an anthropologist to see how this shows humanity at its best and worst, but it's a dman fine show and I will miss it dearly (except for the DVDs of what they've already produced).

    14. Re:Well, by localman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing to do with cowboys in space. It's not about genre. It's about character development and good dialogue. And please don't come back with other examples of character development and good dialogue in sci-fi. It's not the olympics you know, there's no competition for a single gold medal. We can have any number of good shows on TV in a given genre.

      Oh, wait... I guess we can't.

      Cheers.

    15. Re:Well, by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Also, both cowboys and space are independently cool. Putting them together is almost as good as robot ninjas.

  27. How about this... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Firefly - Direct To DVD.

    I'd buy it.

  28. Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad.
    Firefly was a great show.
    Serenity was imho somehow lesser in spirit to the series, but wasn't a bad movie at all.
    Unfortunatly, it didn't even show in most theaters down here in Belgium, so most people
    don't even know about the movie or the series.
    The setting was among the most original sci-fi I've ever seen..

    1. Re:Too bad... by LordNightwalker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wanted to take a bunch of friends to see it a couple of weeks after it'd come out, only to realise it only ran for two weeks at the Kinepolis in Brussels. That was the only theater I know of that even ran the movie...

      The movie was just as poorly marketed as the series was; someone obviously didn't want this movie to do well.

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  29. oh noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

    That is all.

  30. Varied reports by Mayhem178 · · Score: 0

    A lot of articles have been written on this matter. In many of them, Whedon claims to be holding out to see how DVD sales do before making any final decisions. I'm willing to entertain the hope that he might just be waiting to see if this is one of those movies that don't get discovered until the DVD is released.

    IIRC, the movie wasn't a complete failure. It just wasn't a smash success either. It's didn't quite break even at the box office, but the DVD sales should put them into the profit zone. As Joss puts it, "it's a tough sell."

    Personally, if Firefly/Serenity dies, I will be sorely disappointed. It ranks very high in my list of favorite Sci-Fi series.

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  31. Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by loggia · · Score: 0

    This is the end of Firefly because Josh has too much ego to work on a lower budget.

    Call it artistic integrity if you want, but I call it being pouty. There are plenty of people who love Firefly and wouldn't care what channel it's on, but cable and the Sci-Fi channel is just beneath Josh Whedon.

    1. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by egypt_jimbob · · Score: 1

      s/Josh/Joss/g;

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    2. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by millahtime · · Score: 1

      Firefly is obviously not a huge hit. The numbers show that. He has other projects going on that have taken a higher priority. He doesn't seem to be crushed by it. If all he had to do was sit on his ass at home, he might pursue it. But, he has other, better to him, things to do.

      Just because he isn't working on it anyone doesn't mean he won't work for a lower budget or that scifi is beneath him. To call him out like that is Rude, Judgemental, and Low Brow.

    3. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firefly is obviously not a huge hit.

      Firefly the series is the 6th most popular DVD sale at Amazon.com and Serenity is the most popular DVD sale on Amazon.com today. How do you define a hit?

    4. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by rco3 · · Score: 1

      It's the end of Firefly because Fox owns the rights to the series and WON'T LET Sci-Fi make the series. Nor will they make the series themselves, and in fact they did SFA to push it when they showed it - out of order, skipped the pilot episode, shuffled show times at random, etc. The only opportunity JW had to keep making Firefly stuff was the movie, which I personally liked.

      It's not beneath him, it is unavailable to him. You have insulted him without reason or justification. Is that because you didn't understand what was going on?

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    5. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by Browncoat · · Score: 1
      It's not about it being a hit or not. Obviously all writers, directors, creators, etc. would love for a hit show. Firefly didn't get the same chance that Buffy and Angel did. They didn't have that teenage audience built in. It was prime for that kind of show, something less serious than X-Files, funny like a sitcom, but still edgy. Firefly was singular in that there wasn't a core audience for it. It was "whoever likes it, likes it" and then there were the Whedon fans who either loved it or hated it.

      It was a difficult show to sell, and the fact that there was even a movie means that it was very successful. How many television shows in the last ten years have been cancelled halfway into its first season, only to be resurrected as a movie? It's quite a feat. It's an even bigger feat when you look at the fact that the show was aired out of order.

      I think Whedon understands the business side of the industry. After all, this was the man who co-wrote and re-wrote a lot of movies that got a lot of attention, but he himself was pushed aside on the writing credits. He understands being snubbed and I think for someone with as much clout as he has, he's just a realist. I think he understands fully that it's not up to him whether Serenity gets a sequel. It's up to TPTB.

      You have to move on, not because there's something better that will make you more money, you move on because it's the way it is, and you have to accept it and move on, or you can just stay where you are, and never get past it. You've had fun, and you'll love to have more fun, but it's not up to you whether you get to or not.

      "The, um, the movie is finished. And the story is told. The world is not finished. There's more to tell, but that's always the case with everything I do and whether I get the chance to tell [it] or not it is up to somebody else. So I made sure that this movie had completion and didn't feel like a glorified prequel. It's its own piece and it wraps everything up. I have a sense of closure that I never had, and I can walk away satisfied. But if somebody tells me not to walk away, I'll turn right back around." - Comcast.net

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    6. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by loggia · · Score: 1

      It's the end of Firefly because Fox owns the rights to the series and WON'T LET Sci-Fi make the series

      This is about ten percent true and keeps getting more distorted to the point where it resembles the folklore in "The Man They Call Jayne." If another net wants to pick-up Firefly, they'll have to work it out (read: pay) Fox. This is the SAME SCENARIO that Arrested Development may go through if it ends up on Showtime or if Futurama airs new episodes on Cartoon Network or elsewhere.

      Sorry. There is no evil Fox henchman keeping this show from returning. Regardless, Josh is not going to do Firefly on Sci-Fi for the same budget they do Stargate. Ever. Maybe it's wrong to criticize his artistic choice on that. But there is some fantasy that someone else is keeping this show from returning. It's mostly Josh. He is not going to do it below a certain budget.

    7. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least here in Sweden, the film ran for about 2 weeks. So, basically, if you missed it (like you probably did) DVD would be the only legal option.

    8. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you define a hit?
      something that makes more than $25 million

    9. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      How do you define a hit? something that makes more than $25 million

      Well the movie has pulled in $38 million so far, and theater sales usually account for about 1/5 of total income from a film.

    10. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1

      Ever since Godzilla (1998) became the highest grossing movie of the year and yet was still considered a flop the definition of 'hit' has changed. Unfortunately I can't figure out what it changed to.

    11. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least here in Sweden, the film ran for about 2 weeks.

      It didn't run for much longer in the US, despite filling more seats than a lot of crappier movies that were given more screens. Theaters never gave it a chance.

  32. Strong DVD rentals/sales could change everything by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the first Austin Powers movie wasn't too big of a success, but because of the big following it picked up due to video rentals & sales, the second one was huge. Seems like Whedon is throwing out his eggs before they've hatched. Of course, as others have suggested, this could be some sort of scare tactic to get more people to go out and scoop up the DVD's...

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  33. I guess by ThePiMan2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you can stop the signal :(.

    1. Re:I guess by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That's funny.

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  34. Game over -- next? by dada21 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Loved the show, loved the movie. The lady and I still fall asleep to the TV show episodes on a regular basis (bedtime viewing).

    If Whedon isn't interested in retrying the show in an iTunes/download model, it is because he doesn't have faith in his own creation and he doesn't have the balls to take a risky venture. This guy is Hollywood now, and there's no turning back.

    Great news, geeks: we can do it ourselves. How? Fanvids. Right now they're not the greatest quality, but just wait for what the next generation can do. Screw copyright (I'm against it). Whedon calls it dead, so to me that is public domain. Take it, write better episodes. Find another Firefly ship with another crew and go deeper into the universe of Browncoats and the Alliance.

    I'll pay for a few episodes. Go get 'em, kids.

    1. Re:Game over -- next? by _Swank · · Score: 1

      wow! it's so good you regularly fall asleep to it. that must be a GREAT show.

    2. Re:Game over -- next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we can do the show in the old barn. Alfalfa can sing, and Darla can do a little dance number!

    3. Re:Game over -- next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Screw copyright (I'm against it)"
      If you were counting on your creative works to support your family, you'd think differently. Would, not might.

      "Whedon calls it dead, so to me that is public domain."
      I'm sure there are lawyers who can correct that little misconception for you.

      Seriously, the show's over, life goes on. Fan videos of Firefly, that don't involve the characters that made the show live and breathe? Why? I probably enjoyed the series and movie more than most, but I truly don't see the point. It was a good, though short-lived, series, with a great movie that gave some very satisfying closure.

      If fans have that much creative energy, why not take it a step further and create something truly original?
    4. Re:Game over -- next? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      If you were counting on your creative works to support your family, you'd think differently. Would, not might.

      Over 60% of my income comes from creative productions of mine. 100% of my written books and newsletters are not copywritten and never will be. I openly ask people to copy my work, I ask other publishers to bootleg it, and I openly ask my reader to give them to friends or quote it without giving me as a source.

      Guess what? I get MORE money from the copying than I would if I didn't ask for the "piracy."

      My brother is in a band. He just produced his second CD -- it was a US$10,000 production including duplications. I convinced him to let people copy, MP3 and even bootleg the music for their uses completely. He's already expecting double the number of people at his shows based on doing the same thing with his EP.

      Copyright is a fallacy. There is no copyright protection without having a gang of thugs with gun s to back it up. Anyone who earns money from creative works knows fully well that copyright is only there to protect the publishing organizations who create nothing -- they just use copyright to retain control of the distribution media.

      Take a hike if you've never written anything for a profit and believe copyright helps authors.

    5. Re:Game over -- next? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Why make fanvids and end up fighting with the studio that owns the property? Make something original instead. Firefly was good stuff but it is, in a way tainted by the fact that you can't do anything with it unless Fox tells you it's ok.

        Instead of fighting lawyers all the time I'd rather be making episodes and building a following. A series built like that could literally live as long as people wanted to watch it.

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    6. Re:Game over -- next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great news, geeks: we can do it ourselves. How? Fanvids.

      Awesome, now we can have a version of Firefly that really sucks!

    7. Re:Game over -- next? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      As an insomniac, I can tell you from my personal experience, the best things to watch when falling asleep are something you enjoy (being irritated isn't conducive to falling asleep) but that you're so familiar with that it's not likely to surprise you and grab your attention.

      Having watched each episode at 2-digits worth of times, Firefly works there for me. As does Star Wars and ESB.

      Not Farscape though. Funny that.

    8. Re:Game over -- next? by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1
      I think there's something to your theory: Whedon's a film major, and like most film majors (and IMHO most smart people) he saw (sees?) TV as complete and utter crap (as do I). After his horrid experience with Fox and their mangling of the order and timeslot that Firefly got, I can see him basically giving up TV for good. He was forced into it when the Buffy movie got screwed over and he ended up making it a TV show: maybe he just wants to get out of there forever.

      Not like I'm happy with that. Firefly was in a small set of shows that didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out, and in that small set, was the ONLY show that I regarded as something that was not a partial waste of my time.

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  35. I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The show flopped. It was cancelled. If someone can't be bothered to watch a show when it's on his TV in his lown iving room, why in the world would he be bothered to leave his house, get in his car, drive several miles to a theater, wait in line for tickets, watch the movie, and then drive back home?!

    I'm not saying the show was bad or that the movie was bad. I've seen either. But a flop via broadcast will almost certainly lead to a flop in the theater. Why anyone would think otherwise is beyond me.

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    1. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That could only be qvalid comparison if, while on the way to the theater, they change the show time....and then changed the theater.

      That is what bugs most fans(my sel;f included). If it and been given a reasonable opportunity(meaning same time and day slot) and failed it would be "eh..another sci-fi show didn't make it".
      I thought it was darn good TV, and based on the fact that everyone I ahve lent my DVDs to boung there own afterwords. Not just my geek friends either.

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    2. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short Answer: "Star Trek"

    3. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      ... because the show seemed to pick up steam after its cancellation, via DVD sales.

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    4. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by julesh · · Score: 1

      But a flop via broadcast will almost certainly lead to a flop in the theater. Why anyone would think otherwise is beyond me.

      Perhaps because the DVDs of the show were immensely popular?

      Because nobody watched on TV because there was no promotion so nobody knew the show was on, because the times were regularly changed, and because the episodes were shown out of order in a way that made no sense.

      (I was fortunate enough to see it in the UK, where Sci Fi Channel promoted it properly, gave it a fixed schedule, and showed all of the episodes in the right order. It makes a big difference.)

    5. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by NeoRete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll bite - Yes the show flopped in its original run, but the circumstances in which this occured were more than stacked against it. The two-hour pilot (which explained many of the elements in Firefly's complicated world) was cut, episodes were shown out of order and were consistantly prempted by other broadcasts; it almost seemed like the powers at FOX wanted it to be canceled from the get-go.

      Strong DVD sales of Firefly were part of the reason that Serenity was ever filmed in the first place. Personally I only caught one episode when it aired (and never thought much of it), but was hooked once seeing it as it should have aired on DVD.

      Firefly DVD sales made the series popular and should be the baseline of its "success". Anyone who bought the series on DVD already was "bothered" to go out, spend $30-40 on the boxed set and then bring them home. Although movie sales were lackluster, it certainly wasn't a flop (actually $38m in 7 weeks not $25m as stated in the summary). What will make up for even those profits will most likely again be DVD sales, which Whedon stated in an interview.

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  36. Text of TFA by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative
    When Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon looks back on 2005, he can take comfort in knowing that his film-directing debut, the sci-fi Western Serenity, resurrected his canceled-too-soon cult classic TV series Firefly, and was also one of the year's best-reviewed movies.

    ''I should say I'm above reading reviews,'' he says. ''But I would be lying.'' Alas, Whedon's fond memories are also tainted by Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million. ''In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,'' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion.

    He has no regrets and he's moving on. He's currently penning a Wonder Woman flick for Warner Bros., and has the thriller Goners set up at Universal; he'll direct whichever [To continue reading this article, you must be an EW Subscriber, EW Newsstand Buyer, or AOL Member. Please log in or subscribe below.] gets a green light first.

    Buffy's papa has more Slayerstuff in the pipeline as well: an ongoing comic book (''the eighth season we never made''), and possibly a series of DVD flicks focusing on characters like platinum bloodsucker Spike. As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says. ''And now, I can have it in my home which means that finally I can actually stop working on it.''
    I broke it up into paragraphs to make it more readable
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    1. Re:Text of TFA by dtfarmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Joss Whedon quotes:

      ''I should say I'm above reading reviews,'' he says. ''But I would be lying.''
      ''In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,'' says Whedon
      As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says. ''And now, I can have it in my home which means that finally I can actually stop working on it.''


      Wow, how enlightening. Not a fucking word outta Joss's mouth about the end of Firefly (as opposed to Serenity - the movie.) Sure we have some screwball reporter's interpretation of whatever was said in the interview. Some say the reporter is paraphrasing him when he said that even if there is no more Firefly, the movie at least has some closure. For the number of times Joss talked about ideas for the future (ex. about Jubal Early - "Oh, I know he survived.") and how DVD sales will help determine Firefly's future, it's hard to imagine him totally giving up on the Firefly universe. Until I see exactly what Joss said, I have a real hard time swallowing this story whole.

      On a side note, I am a rabid fan. Firefly is Joss Whedon's masterpiece so far. Astonishing X-Men is alright, Angel was good, and Buffy never really drew me in, but I do plan to watch my brother's copy of the series sometime. But if Joss is giving up on Firefly for good, he is throwing away the crown-fucking jewels , imho (which matters not, i am well aware...)

      Thanks for letting me rant. This article is just really ticking me off right now.

    2. Re:Text of TFA by plonk420 · · Score: 1

      regarding cutting so much Inara out of Serenity: "i do plan to make it up to [Morena] at some point..."

  37. Well looks like this guy's question was answered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=171728&thresho ld=1&commentsort=0&tid=129&tid=133&mode=thread&cid =14300353

    Personally I think it serves him right for trying to hijack the Futurama thread.

  38. Re:No rights for it by Psykechan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fox had the rights to the TV show and would not allow it to be made. Universal optioned the rights to a movie but couldn't use the name Firefly which is why they used the name "Serenity".

    It would've been wonderful for more episodes of the show but the moguls wouldn't have it.

    Ah well, it was a great show and it was fun while it lasted. I've got no regrets for supporting the show as much as I had.

    You can't take the sky from me.

  39. News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuff that matters

  40. Re:No rights for it by Mayhem178 · · Score: 0

    You can't take the sky from me.

    Everyone sing along!

    Theme song

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  41. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    C'mon, there are all kinds of equally, or more entertaining shows.

    Huh? What the hell are you on?

    Don't get me wrong, I don't think of Firefly as the TV version of Christ's second coming, but what exists on TV that's worth watching? And what shows exist in sufficient quantity to warrant the "all kinds of" label?

    Whenever I flip through the major network stations, all I see is new reality shows and faceless "family dramas". Surely you're not suggesting anyone watch that crap?

    Only new show this season I watched completely was HBO's Rome, and it wasn't so much because it is a great show, I'm just a fan of all things Roman. When new episodes pop up in on demand I'll watch Mythbusters as well. Other than that.. TV is absolute crap.

  42. Firefly :: BSD? by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even Joss' comments must be taken with a grain of salt. I sincerly doubt that this will be the end of Firefly - considering that currenty, Amazon.com ranks Serenity as the #1 selling DVD, with the complete Firefly series coming in at #6 (again). DVD sales on this franchise are through the roof, and have been the fulcrum upon which the future of the franchise balances.

    Call me what you will, but I don't think we've heard the last of this yet.

    But of course, I could be wrong...

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    1. Re:Firefly :: BSD? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      But of course, I could be wrong...

      That *IS* your .sig, right? Right? DAMMIT I needs to know!

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    2. Re:Firefly :: BSD? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Even Joss' comments must be taken with a grain of salt. I sincerly doubt that this will be the end of Firefly - considering that currenty, Amazon.com ranks Serenity as the #1 selling DVD, with the complete Firefly series coming in at #6 (again). DVD sales on this franchise are through the roof, and have been the fulcrum upon which the future of the franchise balances.

      And the movie was in theatres for what 3 weeks? The movie was intended for a quick release to DVD, where the studio expects to make more money. I think 3 movies is still pretty likely given the interest, but the studio seems to be milking all the free publicity for all its worth by playing games.

    3. Re:Firefly :: BSD? by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what % of all DVD sales go through Amazon? How much of Serenity's lift is caused by pre-order? And how much of Firefly's sales are due to Amazon having (at the time I got it) by far the lowest price? I'm not convinced Amazon sales rankings mean much in this case... I bet "mainstream" movies are selling much better if you look at the whole.

    4. Re:Firefly :: BSD? by Toba82 · · Score: 1

      No, that isn't his sig. Look for the double-hyphen.

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    5. Re:Firefly :: BSD? by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      I just got done trying to buy a copy in Downtown Minneapolis and found what I think was the last Widescreen copy anywhere there. I was in Target, Sam Goody, etc. and there was a gaping hole in EVERY SINGLE display where Serenity's Widescreen edition goes. There wasn't anything else on the New Release wall of any of them that was sold out, but this one was. That cuts across physical stores including media general retailers as well.

  43. Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    Firefly was so good my wife would watch it with me; an absolute first!
    It had it's problems, just as any other show, but it was different and interesting.
    Yes, there are plenty of other things to do. But then I don't watch much television. In fact I watch nothing with any regularity these days. My viewing is really limited to my DVD collection for the last year with the exception of Cattlecar Galactica. (My apologies to any Uber fans of Battlestar Gallactica. It's just that I keep seeing Lorne Greene, and if you know who he was you know why I have that alternate name in my head. :)
    By the way, I never saw Buffy or Angel: I'm not a Joss Whedon fanboy. I like Firefly.

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    1. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      I know who Lorne Green is. I don't know why he's in your head. Edward James Olmos is hands down superior.

      I guess this could be a Kirk vs. Picard deal, only...Adama vs. Adama?

    2. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. Edward James Olmos is fantastic as Adama, it's just that I grew up watching Bonanza and everytime I saw Lorne Greene it was impossible for me to see him as anything other than Pa Cartwright. In that light it was impossible for me to think of the Battlestar Galactica as anything other than a cattlecar. In fact, to this day I continue to think of it that way despite the fact that I do enjoy the new show.

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    3. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      They herded cattle through space on Firefly ...

    4. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By the way, I never saw Buffy or Angel

      You, my friend, are lucky. I guess I was too old when they came out to see them as anything but LCD pandering.

      Joss Whedon really came into his own when he made Firefly. Hopefully its financial tanking doesn't set him on a backslide.

    5. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      Joss Whedon really came into his own when he made Firefly.

      I disagree, unless you mean by "came into his own" as film producer. Angel was a better work than Firefly. In fact, I thought Dark Angel, which came before Firefly, was better work. (Or at least, watching Jessica Alba was more interesting than Morena Baccarin.) And the DA themes were more sci-fi, and more metaphorical references with reality, than Firefly. Then again, I hate most Westerns, so I'm a bit biased.

      Hopefully its financial tanking doesn't set him on a backslide.

      Serenity didn't tank financially. It just wasn't such a runaway financial sucess that Whedon was hoping for so he could continue producing future Serenity features. Its like signing Randy Johnson, hoping he'll bring you to the World Series, and later be somewhat disappointed with his performance. (Except the Yankees will have next year, but Serenity won't.)

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    6. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Angel was a better work than Firefly

      I'll disagree with that until the day I quit breathing. Angel was just Buffy in black fishnets with pancake makeup, too much eyeliner, and 18 facial piercings.

    7. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "Serenity didn't tank financially."

      $38 million to produce
      $15 million to market
      $25 million in box office

      Let's assume that Universal (as opposed to movie theatres) netted $15 million from that $25 million. That still leaves them about, oh, $38 million in the hole. I.e. they have yet to make back any of their production budget. If that's not tanking, I don't know what is.

    8. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      World Gross

      It would be still be slightly in the red if it weren't for the DVD sales, which are killing right now. (I haven't found any links to projected DVD sale profits.)

      I think the people who believe there's going to be enough net profit to greenlight a sequel are seriously deluded. But bottom line, it didn't really lose money. (Unless Universal needs a big tax writeoff.)

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    9. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      No, it would still be way in the red. $39 million isn't how much Universal got (the net). It's how much the theatres collected (the gross). Even using 60% as Universal's share (which is probably a little high), that's still only (about) $25 million. Those numbers also leave off the marketing budget of $15 million. Going into DVD, it is still way in the red, something like $30 million.

      DVD sales in the hundred thousand range are very good (giving about $2 million). "Killing" could mean the million range, but more likely means three or four hundred thousand. To make money, they would need DVD sales in the range of three million or so. Only about five million people saw it in theatres. It's not going to break even.

      It tanked. It needed to make about twice what it did in the theatres and *then* have DVD sales like it is now. The strong DVD sales were already built into those profitability projections.

      Studios always need big tax write offs, but they want them to pay off eventually. Studios get most of their revenue from movies made years ago. Unfortunately, Sci Fi is not the best genre for that, as the special effects quickly become dated. Dramas work best, as movies like Casablanca are timeless in message. The historical context actually adds to the ambience of the movie.

  44. I love how little subscribers got by spoco2 · · Score: 1

    Gee, it was really worth signing up wasn't it? (I'm not saying that against you, it's against them...) How stingy are they? More of the article available before the break than after... Pretend there's a whole slew of other wonderful information after the break to only get one more paragraph is a bit rich.

    1. Re:I love how little subscribers got by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      If google can't do it, no one can
      http://www.google.com/search?q="appears the Firefly saga has reached"

      btw- bugmenot redesigned their site, not that that helped.

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  45. I'm a little shocked... by komodotoes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that the movie only made $25m, and that marketing is being blamed. I saw the movie almost as soon as it came out because I had seen the trailer and was hooked - I had never heard of 'Firefly' until I read about the movie (I don't watch much TV). I really thought it was one of the best movies I have seen in a long time, even though I still haven't seen an episode of 'Firefly' and I'm ambivalent about 'Buffy' at best, so you can't call me a Whedonite. Shows what I know.



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    1. Re:I'm a little shocked... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...that the movie only made $25m, and that marketing is being blamed.

      Actually the movie has grossed 38 million, one million short of the budget. Heres the industry rule of thumb. Box office is 1/5 of the total income from a movie, once you include DVD sales, and showings on television. Production budget is 1/3 of the cost of the movie once you figure in marketing and distribution costs. So the movie cost 117 million and will make about 190 million when all is said and done. Rumor has it they skimped a lot on the marketing, so it will actually be quite a bit more profitable than that. Also, Serenity is the number one DVD sale on Amazon today, so DVD sales may be a lot more than expected. Anyone who thinks it was a "flop" does not know what they are talking about. Not that it was a huge success, as movies go.

    2. Re:I'm a little shocked... by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      Hell, for the marketing that movie got, the studio should get paid for it. They airbrushed the prettiest people into something resembling darkened rubber masks, then gave them all guns and sorta stuck them together. I can't even look at the stuff. At the very least, an advertisement shouldn't want to make you look away, dangit!

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  46. This is just another step along the path by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not going to be Firefly but eventually we're going to see something that does fit into the niche that I see so many Firefly fans (I refuse to call you people "Browncoats") wishing their show could get into. That would be the "paid for by the fans" niche which I think we're heading for with some property eventually. Look at the fan made stuff being done for Star Trek New Voyages right now and think about how cheaply that's being made. Then look at the estimates for what it was going to cost those poor misguided bastards who wanted to finance another season of Enterprise. Somewhere in between those two numbers (much closer to the New Voyages price I'm sure) is going to be the spot where fans pay for their show.

      Production values won't be what you'd like them to be but they'll be damned close. Actors will get (low paying) work on these shows and some of them will go on to bigger and better things. It will be like a step below working in soaps or something.

      Firefly won't be the show that does this because it's owned by Fox and so you can't keep it alive without paying them. This business model doesn't allow for that or, at the very least it doesn't allow for it on the scale that Fox is expecting bank. It'll be more like Open Source Television.

      Fans of Science Fiction should just get together and cut the studios out. It needs to be an original story. Nothing studio owned will work. The guys getting traffic doing Star Trek episodes for free are the place to start. If people can get together and make fan based shows like New Voyages then they can use that as a stepping stone to an original story Sci-Fi pay per episode series.

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    1. Re:This is just another step along the path by geekoid · · Score: 1

      (I refuse to call you people "Browncoats")

      thank you, I hate that term.

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    2. Re:This is just another step along the path by vertical_98 · · Score: 1

      I have thought about that too...Something along the lines of Friday or Starship Troopers (the book not the awful movie). I used to wish there was a Star Trek marine series, before I grew tired of Star Trek.

      Vertical

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    3. Re:This is just another step along the path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refer to them as 'Skidmarks'.

    4. Re:This is just another step along the path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be interested in a star trek book series called New Frontiers. Basically it has the starfleet equivalent of Mal as the captain of a starship, Highly amusing reading.

  47. Re:Isn't throwing in the towel today a bit prematu by loggia · · Score: 1

    See my comment below regarding Josh's poutiness. Why would you make such a comment to be published on the release date of your DVD? It's called passive-aggressiveness. As in, "You didn't behave the way I wanted, so no more Firefly for you!"

  48. Very misleading by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article has been linked to a lot over the past few days on various Firefly/Serenity boards. The quotes from Joss have clearly been taken out of context, a quick read-through of the other interviews he's given over the past few days show this. He's found closure because he got to tell the story he wanted to tell from the beginning. But he's said that if he had the chance to tell another story in the 'verse he turn right around and do it. Specifically, he's hinted that another movie would reveal that bounty hunter Jubal Early from the last episode of Firefly is very much alive. I'm a Browncoat but I don't stick my fingers in my ears and go "lalala I can't hear you" when people suggest the franchise has come to an end. But this article is simply trolling. FYI, Joss has confirmed that he's going to write another series of Serenity comics, and has been saying for months that the DVD sales of Serenity will determine whether the franchise will be seen on screens (big or small) in the future. EW are just quoting Joss out of context to stir up some contraversy. I for one am very unimpressed.

    1. Re:Very misleading by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      How does one find or obtain the "Firefly" comics that he's already written? (The ones that are supposed to take place between the end of the series and the beginning of the movie?)

      I'm not into comic books and don't follow that sub-culture, so I really have no clue how to find or obtain these things... but in this case (and in the case of an extended Buffy series), I'm very interested. But it's not like amazon.com carries them so, how do I get them?

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    2. Re:Very misleading by Fortyseven · · Score: 1

      There are a couple ways you can go. ;)

    3. Re:Very misleading by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      Amazon.com eh? ;-) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1593074492/qid=11 35121589/sr=8-4/ref=pd_bbs_4/002-4543861-8072831?n =507846&s=books&v=glance All three Serenity comics in a trade paperback. Released Jan 25th 2006. I haven't read the comics myself but I've heard they're very in-keeping with the feel of the show so I'll certainly be picking up this collection when it's available. Since Joss is definately writing more I'm hoping the comics become a regular thing, a couple of story arcs a year perhaps. The guy certainly has enough ideas for future storylines.

    4. Re:Very misleading by Browncoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're published by Dark Horse Comics so you can find them there. It's where I got mine.

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    5. Re:Very misleading by Deathbane27 · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI, Joss has confirmed that he's going to write another series of Serenity comics, and has been saying for months that the DVD sales of Serenity will determine whether the franchise will be seen on screens (big or small) in the future. EW are just quoting Joss out of context to stir up some contraversy.

      A-fricken-men. I doubt I'm the only fan that didn't buy the Serenity DVD on the first day. There's still revenue coming in.

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  49. Universal's best marketing efforts? by LesFerg · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope that 'Universal's best marketing efforts' were better in other countries, here in New Zealand I saw not one mention of Serenity in any advertising media at all.

    If I had not watched the series on DVD and followed the talk about the movie on the web, I would probably not have known it was even being produced.

    Sadly on its opening night in my region there were only 12 other people in the theatre... at least it was quiet.

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    1. Re:Universal's best marketing efforts? by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Nope. The Marketing royally sucked. The commercials were mostly lame or even bad, and they were concentrated in niche cable channels like Comedy Central and the Sci-Fi channel, such that most people I know had never seen or heard of the movie (let alone the series), had no idea what it was about, didn't think it looked all that good from the commercials they DID see, and had no idea when it had opened.

      I strong-armed several people into going to go see it before it left theatres, and they all, every single one of them, loved the movie.

      Word of mouth was good, and it was one of the best reviewed movies of the year.

      So why didn't anyone go see it? Well, I can only blame the marketing. If that was the best Universal could do, then they suck at it.

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    2. Re:Universal's best marketing efforts? by BenFaremo · · Score: 0

      You know, the movie came out on DVD today, and yet my local second run theater (the Riverview in Minneapolis) seems to keep running Serenity every Friday night at 11. A month ago, it was "one time only". Then it was "encore screening by popular demand". Then they stopped explaining why, and just kept scheduling it, even after the DVD was released. Seems like a good sign to me. I'm thinking I'll go again this Friday.

  50. Well that sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just wondering yesterday when we'd start hearing rumors of the next movie and if they'd do anything to replace either of the missing characters. Well crap. Could have waited till after Christmas. Now I think I will go hang myself and Joss will be the reason.

    URK! *dangle* *dangle*

  51. Uh, yeah, bit misleading by seasleepy · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a fairly misleading headline/summary/article stub. In (numerous) interviews over the past week or so, Joss says in most of them that any future Firefly/Serenity-age would depend on the DVD sales being particularly big.

    "It would depend on huge numbers from the DVD," writer/director Whedon allows. "Obviously, we are still shy of making our money back from the box office. But we are within shouting distance. Still, it would have to blow up pretty huge for a sequel to be called for.

    "Mind you, stranger things have happened. And they do seem to happen to me. So it's not like I'm shutting the door." -- Toronto Star interview

    "The, um, the movie is finished. And the story is told. The world is not finished. There's more to tell, but that's always the case with everything I do and whether I get the chance to tell [it] or not it is up to somebody else. So I made sure that this movie had completion and didn't feel like a glorified prequel. It's its own piece and it wraps everything up. I have a sense of closure that I never had, and I can walk away satisfied. But if somebody tells me not to walk away, I'll turn right back around." -- Comcast Movies interview

    This EW article seems to take the stance that since Whedon is working on projects other than Firefly/Serenity and is taking a realistic view towards their finances, he clearly has abandoned them, despite the fact that his other projects have been in the pipe for some time.

  52. Bad film - bad ticket sales by Malc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million"

    It's hardly a surprise it didn't make many ticket sales. I saw this film recently and found it painful. Acting ability was virtually non-existent. The plot was pretty poor too. As B-Movies go, it was far too long. Was the TV series just as bad?

    1. Re:Bad film - bad ticket sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Totally crap movie, boring as hell...acting below a Fox Xmas Special...horrible all around. I was actually rooting for the actors to get killed so this atrocity would be over sooner. And after all the hype it got here at ./...you geeks have no clue what a good movie is!

    2. Re:Bad film - bad ticket sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother! You'd think from the reaction here that Firefly was some kind of orgasm inducing story. It sucked, it was dull, the acting was wooden, the premise stupid and to top it off it has the usual Wheadon pretensciousness. I liked Buffy and Angel, so I was predisposed to like it, but I've tried several times and just found it not at all entertaining.

      The movie is $25 million underwater. Sure all the Brownnosers will buy 12 copies each, but it won't sell well enough to "save" the series. Good riddance.

    3. Re:Bad film - bad ticket sales by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I liked Buffy and Angel, so I was predisposed to like it, but I've tried several times and just found it not at all entertaining.

      How interesting. I can't stand to watch Buffy or Angel. It is heavily cheesed campy crap aimed at high school goth kids. The acting sucked and the plots were horrible. I actually leave the room if someone puts either on.

      In contrast I liked the Firefly series quite a bit. The movie was an interesting case. By itself it is sort of thin. You can tell he crammed a lot into a short period to try to bring some sort of completion to the story. It was nowhere near as good as the series, but not particularly bad either. I guess different people just have different tastes.

  53. Universal's best marketing!? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I dunno. All I remember is a poster. And I wasn;t all that impressed with it. Maybe it would have been a good idea to mention it was a sci-fi movie or something.

  54. Re:No rights for it - Translation by DavidRawling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We won't make it and we can't take the chance that someone else will make it, it will be a success and we will be shown to have made yet another bad decision.

    If we don't want it no-one can have it.

  55. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by the+unbeliever · · Score: 0, Troll

    Lessee.

    On Fox. House. Bones. Both on Tuesday nights.

    On the WB. Supernatural. Smallville (which has finally gotten good again after last seasons jumping over the shark and into a pile of crap).

    On NBC. Four Kings (coming soon). My Name Is Earl.

    There's lots of good TV, you just have to be willing to give it a chance.

  56. blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, no more 'clean clothes' series!

    Thanks in advance.

    - blah blah

  57. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    The day the DVD comes out is the day they stop waiting for more box office returns, and DVD sales don't count to the penny counters looking for it to become a box office franchise series.

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  58. Re:No rights for it - Translation by schon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it's more like "We won't make it, and we won't allow anyone else to make it, because it's ours. We don't care that it might make or lose money for someone else. It's our football, and nobody else gets to play with it."

    This is the standard attitude among publishers of pretty much anything.

  59. joss vs. the fans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahh... curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal.

  60. BLAME ORSON SCOTT CARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since OSC endorsed this movie and he is clearly an asshat, it was his fault that it didn't do so well.
     
    :-)

  61. Sad, but a good decision by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest: The overly loud and violent movie was a massive letdown after the subtle and very human original series. The new TV ads touting the DVD as an "action" movie over clips of explosions and River's absurd tough-girl routine just add insult to injury.

    Whedon steered Firefly into a ditch when he compromised its integrity in order to make Serenity.

    Mod me down if you can't take the truth. :)

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  62. It didn't stay in theaters long by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sadly, it had a LOT of competition for screen time. It was only in theaters for a few weeks, which didn't give it much time for repeat viewers to build up sales. I remember wanting to go see it for a 4th time, and it wasn't playing anywhere, AND it wasn't in the cheap theaters yet either, that was weird.

    1. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't give up on it yet. Firefly fans need to buy the DVD when it comes out to show the companies how they can REALLY make money off the series. Of course, Fox would probably be too stubborn to part with TV rights no matter how much money was waved under their noses. :-(

      So we have to make this movie a MOVIE success on DVD, or it's curtains for the series for good.

    2. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by hurfy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had that problem too, i wanted to take someone to see it but it was no where to be found by then. If you dont hammer the box office the first week nowdays you're history. Even with an order of magnatude more screens than the good old days, they dont last any longer than they used to :(

      It's tough to sell your friends on a movie thats gone by the time you convince anyone to see it.

      Despite Universal best efforts, i think i only saw one or two trailers for it. And they werent really very compelling trailers at that :(

      Oh, well...you all know the tag line for here....

    3. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Most of the trailers I saw were on SciFi, which is fine.. target market and all, but it was almost always DURING firefly, which is kind of preaching to the choir.

    4. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

      I'll be buying the DVD for sure, even if it is just to see River kick Reaver butt again :D

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    5. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by rknop · · Score: 1

      I had that problem too, i wanted to take someone to see it but it was no where to be found by then. If you dont hammer the box office the first week nowdays you're history. Even with an order of magnatude more screens than the good old days, they dont last any longer than they used to :(

      I don't think they last as long as they used to. I remember seeing Radiers of the Lost Ark four times over a long summer vacation when I was a kid. That movie stayed on the big screen for many months. No movie now, no matter how big, stays on the big screen that long. I do admit that I'm speaking from impressions and anecdotal evidence here, but the impression I have is that movies in the theater are far more transient than they used to be. Similarly, the over-hyped "should be a hit" movies are far more common than they used to be.

      I might make some comparison to the short-attention-span culture we have going nowadays, where everything must be "right now" and where anything that's older than a few (minutes/days/weeks/months) is considered at best a has-been. But, then, I'm not a sociologist, so I probably don't know what I'm talking about. But, who knows, the fact that a movie must get lots of attention in the first week is probably connected to the fact that a video game has to get lots of sales in the first few weeks, that the shelf life of a new fiction book in bookstores is at best weeks, and that kids these days don't seem to want to pay attention to anything that comes in bursts of longer than 30 seconds.

      -Rob

    6. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Why would Fox start the show again if every fanboy out there buys the DVD's _because_ Fox has cancelled it???
      If that trick works, you'll probably see more TV series cancelled than continued.

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    7. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by adpowers · · Score: 1

      We don't buy it because they canceled it, we buy it because it is good television. All my friends that like Firefly are pissed that Fox canceled it. Every month a larger percent of my friends are fans of Firefly. Originally there were only two of us. Then I showed my dorm-mates who all watched and loved it. One of them showed his family and his mom bought three copies for herself and friends. I showed two friends this summer who fell in love and got really excited for the movie. I have a friend that saw the movie and hadn't seen an episode of Firefly until last night. He loved the movie and really loved the TV show.

      So yeah... the cancellation isn't what drove us to this show. I don't see a similar buzz around Greg the Bunny or John Doe. Almost all my friends who have been introduced to the series loved it. It has amazing potential.

    8. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by VaderPi · · Score: 1

      You don't watch the SciFi channel all that much then. They would not shut up about it. I was trying to avoid seeing any more previews, but they started to resort to showing actual 30 second clips. These were playing almost every night between 7-10.

    9. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, give up on it. I'm sure, I'm not the only fan who absolutely despised the movie. It was such a slap in the face, that I can't imagine why a fan would buy it. There will be enough of us, that DVD sales won't do too good either. And who cares about trying to bring back the series when Whedon killed off half the cast and made the other half unrecognizable? Still, it was a great show.

  63. It was a leaf under foot. by ldheinz · · Score: 1

    I loved the series and liked the movie, but if he comes up with anything else like that, he should sell it to SciFi channel, where it might have had a chance. Unfortunately, he's right that it is just too late now. The series needed a flashier start to get a bigger audience where it was, and he planned for a longer run to do the character development that never got a chance. Sad, but that's life on network TV...

  64. A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by ShatteredDream · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fox is the poster child for why the movie studios have problems. They had an executive who "didn't get it" with Family Guy ruin the original series by actively sabotaging its timing slots. Then it sells over a million DVD sets after Cartoon Network picks it up and does reruns. With Firefly, they put the damn series out of order and wonder why it failed miserably. A little hard to follow a linear story line without a linear scheduling... assholes.

    Some people think that a la carte cable is bad for consumers, but I'd gladly pay $30 for Sci-Fi, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, the History Channel and MusicChoice. That'd be only $20 less than full digital cable, and if they'd throw in a "Sci-Fi 2, 3, 4" like they have with MTV, I'd glady go up to $40. The TV and movie studios are phenominally stupid, such as the case of Firefly where they spent obscene amounts of money producing it only to let some executive rip the sequence to shreds for shits and giggles.

    1. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you mean TV network, not movie studio (although they have one of those as well, of course). Otherwise you're dead on. What I can't figure is why Fox green-lights all these shows just to turn around and bury them? In many cases you hear rumors that Fox secretly hated a particular show (eg. Futurama, and possibly Firefly as well); if that's the case, why did they buy it in the first place?? And then of course they hold onto the TV production rights like pitbulls, so no one else can ressurrect the show...

    2. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's because we assume that the people that run large corporations are vastly more competent then they actually are. That's where you get all of these conspiracy theories and stories about hating a particular show.

      The truth is that they probably have no idea how to make a product work and they're just fishing around hoping to make it work out right for their bottom line. There's probably a good deal of petty squabbling and bureaucratic squabbling that gets things pushed around more than the merits of any particular program.

      Surprisingly, network people are just that, people.

    3. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by asuffield · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, network people are just that, people.

      Worse - they're people who are stupid and ill-informed enough to be willing to work for Fox. Or else they're people who are using it as a career springboard, and are thusly only concerned with the performance in the time leading up to their resignation.

    4. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      Futurama - Matt Groening has an idea for a new show that you don't really understand but hey he made you a lot of money with The Simpsons. What you *don't* want is to say "no thanks, Matt" and have him take his idea to another network where it makes them millions. Much easier to play along and give him some money to go away and work until he gets rid of all that horrible creativity stuff. Of course, Groeaning and Cohen held out far longer than FOX liked, even with the insulting timeslots and frequent cancellation or airings. So they got 72 episodes and 4 kickass DVD sets out of it. They did the same with Whedon, he'd made two popular shows (Buffy and Angel, though to a lesser extent) and they'd want his new idea so no one else could run with it. Sad thing is that while they seemed to be happy enough for Matt Groening to do what he wanted they took great offense to the fact that Whedon's show was witty, intellectual and thought-provoking, not the sorts of things FOX's programming is generally famous for. Of course the execs didn't understand the show, all three of them are stupid robots, remember? ;-)

    5. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      This argument would work better if the other networks weren't so much better at it. Granted, Fox isn't one of the original "big three" networks, but they've been around long enough, and have enough money/ratings, that they should have their act together by now. I can only attribute their continued incompetence to some sort of internal politics and/or corporate culture issue that's unique to them...

    6. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that it was on Friday had more to do with it's failure than the ordering of the episodes. I knew it wouldn't last a full season when it came out, because of this.

  65. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I never really got into Buffy though I often saw it and enjoyed it, especially the "Grrr...argh" zombie at the end of every episode. Same with Angel, though I thought that was a much better show but only caught a few episodes. I heard Firefly was a good show and thought "what the hell" and bought the DVD, loved it. Until I watched it I didn't even know who Joss Whedon was, or that the show was made by the guy who made Buffy and Angel. "all" the computer nerds and sci-fi geeks (I'm one myself, what of it?) didn't jump on because of Joss, so stop throwing around accusations like we only love it because of its creator because that's gorram bullshit.

  66. $25 only in the US by Polymorph2000 · · Score: 1

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=serenity.h tm

    Looks more like $38 million to me, which is roughly the production cost, and most definitely not a failure.

    It is disappointing that they didn't reach $80 million, as then there'd be 2 more movies made, but this isn't grounds to give up on the series.

  67. Despite Universal's Best Marketing Efforts? by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    Give me a break! If Universal had given Serenity the marketing it deserved, Joss wouldn't have to resort to cheesily timed "announcements" like this one, they would all be too busy counting their money.

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  68. No FOX told Josh to takes his marbles and go home. by DeadMilkman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Fox owns the TV rights and they are NOT letting go of them for 10 years as per contract.

    Cable and broadcast TV are right out...

    Movie was the next good idea...

    IF dvd sales are up "maybe" they could try direct to DVD...but that would be the last big hope

    (I'm sorry but iTunes vids arenot quite up to finacial snuff to provide 1 million sales per episode)

  69. Fanboys by jonskerr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why would anyone who's not a fanboy be in here posting, anyway? Only to be an asshole who likes to stand around criticizing others to no purpose. Those of us who DO like Firefly don't like losing our friend, and yeah, maybe someone somewhere is looking for a "Save Firefly" movement like Farscape had, but to just go post because you have an unsolicited opinion is simply a foolish waste. An enlightened person does not engage in idle talk or pointless criticism.

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  70. Joss Whedon by lintocs · · Score: 1

    The series was great, the movie was terrible.

    Why did River have to become Buffy? Whedon's a hack, that's why.

    Dumb-dumb-dumb.

    1. Re:Joss Whedon by releppes · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Joss only knows how to tell one story....make a cast of normal characters....throw in some bad guys....hmmm, what should I do?....create super chic! Is there any doubt that "Wonder Woman" will be Joss's next film?

  71. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Gulthek · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Blasphemy. This is one of the best television seasons for quality shows that I can remember!

    Two words: Battlestar Galactica.

    It is (coming from a rapid Firefly fanboy) so much better on every level except comedic. Not even going out on a limb I will say that it's the best science fiction show that I have ever seen on TV. That includes all flavors of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Space: Above and Beyond, Clone Wars, Farscape, and a bunch of other shows whose quality is less than or equal to Earth2 that I won't mention. I'll actually go out on a slight limb and declare that it's best science fiction that I've ever seen in any moving picture form. Anyway, rent or buy the first season and be blown away.

    Other than that: Veronica Mars. My Name is Earl (almost as funny as...). Arrested Development. Rome. Supernatural is fun. The Amazing Race is always good for a laugh. Family Guy.

    C'mon. You can practically throw random darts at the tv schedule and find a great show.

  72. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

    Four Kings (coming soon).

    Nice try oh precognitient one, what other shows that haven't come out yet are great?
    Babylon 6? Star Trek:We didn't let Berman anywhere near this one?

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  73. Marketing? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million."

    I call bullshit on this one. Most people I know never heard of the movie. When I went to the theater, there was no movie poster nor a listing on the Marque. The screen number that it was showing in, rather than having a lit sign over the number, had a hand written tag taped to the light, and this is no "small" theater. This was the largest in the area.

    I'm not even going to defend the movie, because it had it's critics, but it's certainly far better in many ways to other very popular films this year, and it had a psychotic fanbase. The fact that I know several Firefly fans that didn't even KNOW the movie had already come and gone before they found out about the DVD just further goes toward making me think their "best marketing efforts" were utter rubbish.

    If I were the the paranoid type I'd say Hollywood intentionally made it a point to show fans with this movie that yelling loudly about the things you want to see will get you what you want. They tell YOU what you're going to watch, not the other way around. It's the only way they can use the media to brainwash the masses. It just doesn't work as well when we actually get some say so in the matter.

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    1. Re:Marketing? by Parkaman · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I didn't see ONE ad for the movie, or, for that matter, the show. I only heard about either by word of mouth... which means that I know people that should put me in places where the ads would reach me, as we have similar interests. I'm not *completely* oblivious if you put something interesting in front of me.

      Viral marketing did almost all of the work on this one. It could also be the downfall of the "we tell you what you want" profit model... but that's only a hope.

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    2. Re:Marketing? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IMDb shows it opened on 2,188 screens.

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 3,858 screens.

      Now granted, no studio in their right mind would expect Serenity to need as many screens as something like a new Harry Potter movie, but that still doesn't compare too favourably, especially considering that it wasn't opening against much competition at the time. I think 'Flight Plan' was the big movie from the previous week - nothing major opened the same week as Serenity.

    3. Re:Marketing? by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      I'm not the paranoid type, and I'd say the advertising agency they hired was full of idiots, who either didn't "get" Serenity or don't "get" anything at all, and the movies that they advertise succeed or fail based largely on forces taht whoever marketed this film really have no control over.

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    4. Re:Marketing? by NurseMaximum · · Score: 1

      In my not so humble, the marketing was knackered as soon as the words "From the creator of Buffy The Vampire Slayer" came up on the screen for the trailer. I know plenty of people who were instantly put off by that, and judging from a lot of the posts on this topic, a lot of people went to see Serenity despite Joss's Buffy credentials rather than because of them.

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    5. Re:Marketing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what does that matter if you aren't about to tell anybody about the film? There a few of us that goes to the cinema and just picks flick at random, but most of want to know what it is before we spend our hardearned cash.

  74. Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by hpulley · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sci Fi is not owned by Fox, it is owned by NBC.

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    1. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Used to be Fox a few years ago. But I guess things change.

    2. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by DCheesi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Broadcast rights != Production rights

      SciFi got a deal to run the reruns, just like Cartoon Network got Family Guy reruns. But the rights to make new episodes are still tightly guarded by Fox.

    3. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by julesh · · Score: 1

      No, SciFi has always been owned by NBC/Universal. Fox has always been owned by News Corporation. Nothing has changed.

    4. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is scifi going to be running serenity soon ???

    5. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      is scifi going to be running serenity soon ???

      If by 'soon,' you mean 'will they broadcast it at all?' they already have. By my count they have re-broadcast the series at least two times, and I believe it has run through three times.

      If you mean 'in the near future?' you may want to watch the listings at Sci-Fi's web site, and see what is comming up on the schedule. Granted this may be work for you, so I won't be surprised if you don't follow through, but that would be the easiest way to find out, and if it is being re-broadcast at this time, you will be able to find the day of the week, and the time of day that it will be on.

      Alternatively you can set up a Tivo or Replay to record any tv show with the name 'Firefly' on any channel, and wait till all of the episodes show up. It may take a while. For those using MythTv, or one of the other home built PVR alternatives, you may do this as well. At the moment I don't show any listings for the next two weeks on my MythTV listings. I won't suggest the parent to try to set this up on their MythTV box, I don't expect they have one.

      As a worst case situation, you can go to any of several online DVD sellers and order a copy of the series on dvd. You may even want to order a set of the series and a copy of the DVD for Serenity at the same time. Then you will have a copy of the entire set.

      For those less inclined to support the franchise, you may find torrents of the series online. I don't really know how likely that is, I wouldn't put up my set.

      As a side note, I stopped at Suncoast today to pick up a copy of the movie, and decided to pick up a second copy, as well as a set of the series to give as a christmas gift to my daughter and son-in-law for Christmas. Apparently the Suncoast that I stopped at had two copies of the series in stock thie morning and those two went almost immediately (presumably to people who bought copies of the movie at the same time.)

      Have a good time.

      -Rusty

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    6. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by Sollord · · Score: 1

      People forget if SciFi wanted firefly badly enough they could go to SkyOne with a partner ship and hope fully do it with them like they did with battle star since they are owned by news corp

    7. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      I think that you misunderstood the question. Serenity is the movie. The series is Firefly. To rephrase the GP's question: "Is Sci-Fi going to show the movie? And if so, will it be soon?"

      I have no idea. If I had to guess, I would say that they wouldn't play the movie until the DVD sales die down.

      Of course, NBC owns both Universal and Sci-Fi, so it's quite possible that they will show the movie. However, I strongly suspect that the point of playing the show was to promote the movie rather than to garner ratings from the show itself. It may also have been part of their deal with Fox. When the movie came out, Fox made a lot of money from sales of the show's DVD set.

      It's also worth noting that Fox benefits more from the movie being shown than does NBC/Universal. The movie promotes sales of the TV show DVDs. Maybe Fox will buy the movie broadcast rights and show the movie on one of its channels. Of course, that could take a while. Maybe the next time that Whedon has a hit?

    8. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      It does appear that I missinterpreted the question. I could claim that since there is an episode of firefly titled Serenity that I was referring to that, but I was not.

      I would suspect that the first place that Serenity is going to show up on is the pay-per-view channels on cable. Considering that it went from theater to dvd in under 4 months, I would doubt that it will spend even a month on PPV.

      Next it will make the rounds on one of the secondary movie channels. I doubt that HBO ro Showtime will show it on either of their primary channels, though Showtime may show it once then roll it to Cinimax if they pick up the rights. Again perhaps a month on one of the secondary channels in prime rotation, with another month in a secondary rotation schedule. (Aimed at off hours.)

      After that I would suspect there will be a two month period where no-one will be showing it, after which SciFi may be able to claim that they are Premiring it.

      DVD volume sales may alter the scheduling. As may PPV sales. Since I do not elect to use PPV services (including dvd rentals) my only impact on the schedule would be the copies I have already bought.

      As to Whedon having another hit, I have no doubt that if he finds a way to get a broadcaster to pick up another series of his, that he will have no problem getting a hit started. I think Fox poisoned the waters for him with them, so he will probably look to one of the other broadcasters, or work things out with a cable channel.

      The likely candidate in my mind are WB for broadcaster, as they are the hungriest of the companies, and are therefore more likely to allow him to take his show with him if they later on decide not to carry it for some reason. Off to Cable I think it is a tossup between TNT and Spike. SciFi is possible, but I know a lot of people who would look at the history of shows that have moved to SciFi and been killed and note to Joss that it looks a lot like Fox. TNT at least let JMS finish B5. Compared to Farscape and Andromeda on SciFi, though there are a lot of people disapointed with the last season of Andromeda in any case.

      I threw in Spike because I think they would really like to have a potential first run hit series that happens to star some rather attractive women. I don't really think it will happen, but I think they are a reasonable candidate. The down side for Joss here would be the perception of the channel as the TnA channel. I think his brand of show tends to attract a higher level of thinking than much of what Spike tends to pay for as original TV, though they have been known to carry some very good SF over the years.

      Other possibilities are out there as well. He may chose to go the sindication route. Worked well for Herculese and Xena, not quite so well for Andromeda.

      Then again, I don't claim to really know all that much about what he is interested in doing, or who would be interested in working with him.

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  75. "2, Interesting" ? by DrYak · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    (so do some ugly hookers), but overall it both sucked and blowed!!

    Am I the only one thinking this guy should be modded "Funny" ?
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  76. Re:No rights for it by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My 2 year old LOVES that theme song. Maybe because he has Cerebal Palsy, and one of the few words in his vocabulary so far is "Me". We sing together every Friday when it comes on Sci-Fi channel; he shouts "ME" in time with the song.

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  77. Universal FIlms Tend To Do Badly by Edunikki · · Score: 3, Informative

    I honestly can't remember the last time a Universal film did well. Even King Kong (which I saw today and is overlong and indulgent) is taking in below expectation. Warner and Disney and Fox all have their successes, but Universal and Paramount have both been struggling recently.

    Serenity got near to no publicity here. I go to the cinema most weeks through the Summer and only knew thw film was coming out because I read Slashdot and PA. Universal really didn't do their job here.

    1. Re:Universal FIlms Tend To Do Badly by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I keep reading this about advertising science fiction in the States. Perhaps it's better done over here? I live in downtown Toronto. I didn't have a television until 3 weeks ago, I won't get cable if I can help it, and I certainly wasn't a fan of Joss Whedon. As I was out of the country for years at a stretch, I never saw a single ep of Firefly. Anyway a few months ago a colleague turned me on to the show, and I was quite pleasantly surprised by it (honestly, I was a bit turned off both Farscape and Firefly by the rabidness of the reaction on this site). So you can imagine my surprise when I saw a huge painted wall with the Serenity ad on it, 30' by 20'. I also noted during the summer regular bottom-front-page banners for BSG and Serenity in the Toronto Star, which is Canada's largest circulation daily.

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  78. I blame people with bad tastes in things by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

    When people can spend all their time watching the garbage the typical TV channel shows, and yet this pinnicle of excellence in modern Sci-Fi cinema can't even overtake the freaking DOOM movie in sales, that's a pretty shocking indication of how very crappy our culture in the US has become. It makes you realize what a miricle it was that this movie ever got made in the first place. Spoonfeeding stupidity to the unwashed masses is much more profitible than making good movies that people don't watch.

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    1. Re:I blame people with bad tastes in things by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

      Well, more people had heard of the DOOM Franchise, it starred The Rock, and people actually saw advertisements for it (yet still went anyhow). It isn't really just bad taste, but the fact that people really aren't informed of alternatives.

    2. Re:I blame people with bad tastes in things by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Lots of people go out and see trainwrecks. I didn't go to Doom, but I had a buddy who did and ended up disappointed: Sure it was bad, but it wasn't MST3K bad.

  79. Probably a good thing by Sheepdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Firefly doesn't stop now, then how else are we going to have Firefly: The Next Generation here in twenty years, complete with the new River/Jane-daughter wise-cracking empath, a male companion, a cyborg mechanic, and the psychotic-chained-up Reaver named "Thudd" for comedic relief?

    1. Re:Probably a good thing by derdesh · · Score: 1

      Your character suggestions aren't quite right... at least they're not the same ones predicted by JoyOfTech.

    2. Re:Probably a good thing by HighSchoolDropout · · Score: 0

      Why does that make me think of Red Dwarf ????

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    3. Re:Probably a good thing by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1

      Jane is a girl's name.

    4. Re:Probably a good thing by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      Probably because I was thinking of Red Dwarf when I wrote it. I think the Cyborg mechanic part might have done it, too.

  80. 2005 Bad Movie Burnout by sciop101 · · Score: 0
    Firefly was swept down the gutter with all the other movies in 2005. Star Wars III, Fantastic Four, Aeon Flux.

    Then, there was the rehashes: Dukes of Hazzard, King Kong, Fun with Dick & Jane.

    My opinion was Firefly was damn familiar!

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  81. Money back by slapout · · Score: 1

    Why do people keep talking about making the money back. There are plenty of films that don't make money yet end up with sequels. And there have been several where the sequel made more than the original film.

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  82. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by the+unbeliever · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm just going by what I've seen in the previews for it, heh. IMO, almost anything with Seth Green is golden.

  83. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Battlestar Galactica

    As much as I liked the original- you'd better be talking about the "reimagined" version.

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  84. cost=$38M, ticket sales=$25M = failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having said the movie sucked and getting modded down as a troll in an earlier /. thread, I feel vindicated that the level of suck is official. Cancelled TV show and high production costs were cited as a major problem. Box office revenues were $25M yet the cost to produce the movie was $38M(advertising not included). Both the TV series and movie were financial disasters. I want to know how a studio was sold on producing this movie. That salesman is worth his weight in gold.

    1. Re:cost=$38M, ticket sales=$25M = failure by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

      Having said the movie sucked and getting modded down as a troll in an earlier /. thread, I feel vindicated that the level of suck is official. Cancelled TV show and high production costs were cited as a major problem. Box office revenues were $25M yet the cost to produce the movie was $38M(advertising not included).

      Advertising not included... Is that because there wasn't any?

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  85. Is slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting it's stories straight from D1gg now?

  86. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Malor · · Score: 1

    Battlestar Galactica is really good. I realize that the name summons images of the campy 70s version, but the 2000 edition is something else entirely. It's very different from Firefly, but in terms of quality, it's probably even better. The premise (entire civilization destroyed, tiny remnant of humanity clinging to life) is very interesting, and they seem to be doing it real justice.

    Stargate Atlantis isn't bad. It has some good plots. The 'wise native woman' schtick by the actress playing Tayla grates on me, and I don't really like the new guy they just added... but on the whole, they're doing some interesting stuff. Regular Stargate used to be great, but jumped the shark about the time that first latex-clad babe showed up. (season 5, maybe?) Now they've gone off into Yet Another Epic Conflict With Yet Another Unbeatable Bad Guy. With their old plotline mostly resolved, I wish they'd gone back to simple exploration or something, or maybe cancelled it. I still sort of watch the show, but I fast forward through most of it. It's really a shame.

    Galatica, though... that's just in a whole different class. Best SF show in years. It feels more like watching a very, very long movie than a TV series.

    Mildly interesting trivia note: in the current half-season cliffhanger, the captain of the other Battlestar played the female leader of the resistance movement on Mars in Babylon 5. Took me awhile to remember where I'd seen her, so if anyone else was wondering, that's who it is. :)

  87. It's a good thing, I think. (serenity spoilers) by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Before seeing it, I was hoping Serenity would have done better so wed get sequels or maybe even have Firefly come back to TV (although I never really beleived the latter would ever happen)

    That said, after seeing Serenity, I felt it is a great ending to Firefly.

    The big dark secret of the Alliance was revealed (although im sure there are others, and this finally explains the reevers), they're no longer going after Simon and River. We find out a bunch of stuff about River. River finally has a real place in the crew (as the new pilot) and it seems she is less insane now that the truth about the reevers was revealed

    While I'd love to find out more about Book, it seems pretty clear he was like the assassin in the movie before he became a shephard, i still feel Serenity was a good ending and it left me satisfied.

    The only part im sad about is it seems Joss had plans for 2 more and if thats true then there must have been more plot to explore but now we'll never know

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  88. Re:Strong DVD rentals/sales could change everythin by Wonko42 · · Score: 1

    Austin Powers made almost $54 million at the US box office from a $16.5 million budget. Not quite a blockbuster, but definitely a box office success. Of course, the sequels made a lot more money.

  89. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by croddy · · Score: 1

    Huh? What the hell are you on? I think it's time I introduced you to a sci-fi classic known as "Homeboys in Outer Space".

  90. Oh well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There goes the signal...

  91. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

    I think that goes without saying by now. The new version has deffinately come into it's own. I cant wait till the seccond half of the seccond season!

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  92. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    His name was Jayne.

    /Pedant Off

  93. He killed it by his own fair hand.. by Ian_FBNS · · Score: 1

    From the moment he decided that what Buffy needed most was one of the characters as a corpse that wasn't walking about wise cracking and sucking blood, just sitting there in an all too human way dead from a thoroughly mundane illness, it seems that he has had this self destructive desire to fling away every chance he has to entertain.

    The world doesn't need more angst and misery, it needs more laughter. Your mother dying of cancer may be poignant, but one thing it sure isn't - entertainment.

    Personally, I feel that the whole firefly community killed the Serenity movie as an act of mercy - rather than whipping their friends and family up into a "you gotta see this" frenzy, they were debating whether to even watch it themselves as soon as the news broke that Joss was going for the cheap emotional hit. Killing book was almost acceptable, in a pathetic whedon kinda way, but killing Wash - especially in such a trite fashion?

    It just shows that Joss, unfortunately, doesn't have the skill required to entertain any more... from that point of view, I'd say that Fox actually protected us from Whedon. When you see what happened to X-Files, and the death throes of Stargate SG-1 circling the drain - that's a fate that won't befall Firefly!

  94. No ruttin way!! by el+cisne · · Score: 1

    NO!!!!!!! Gorram networks. At least we have plenty of American Idol, Survivor, Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton, and other such utter craptastic DRECK. Sigh....

  95. 'Firefly' not said in Serenity by rmccann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    couldn't use the name Firefly which is why they used the name "Serenity".

    If you listen carefully, you'll notice that the word 'Firefly' isn't said at all in the film.

    1. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I don't listen carefully will I hear it?

    2. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by MaggieL · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you listen carefully, you'll notice that the word 'Firefly' isn't said at all in the film.

      "Ensign: We got a pos on a retinal--man carrying her out is Malcolm Reynolds, captains a Firefly-class transport ship 'Serenity'. Bound by law five times..."

      It's in the script. I'll check my DVD when it gets here this week.

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    3. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That may be the script, but in the movie we go from Mal picking up River to the agents ship, where he's watching the security feed. Mal's ID'ed by the computer and his info is shown to us, but that doesn't mention his ship.

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    4. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      I posted earlier today that I couldn't buy the DVD because it was being given to me as a Christmas present, but it was given early.

      I didn't remember that being said when I saw it in the theaters, and just got done watching the DVD and it isn't said. The "operative" for lack of a name....because he apparently has no name.....views Malcom taking River from the scene and zooms in on the face. At that point the computer takes over and identifies him. I did not see the word "Firefly" on the screen. It merely listed his criminal convictions and involvement in the civil war.

      It's sad that the movie cost more than it made...but I still think it (the movie and series apart and as a whole) was a work of art. I'm sad to hear that it is dead...but it is a good death. The story was completed....loose ends abound...but things were wrapped up nicely. I'm only sad that we don't get to learn the preachers story.

      I'd like to think that after exposing the whole "Miranda" coverup, River is at ease and can resume life as any other teenager-superweapon might.

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    5. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

      I dunno - I like to think that Book's story was told indirectly through the Operative

      I think he was once an operative just like Mal's nemesis in "Serenity" but something happened to shake his faith in the Alliance and its better world - just like the Operative in Serentiy. It wouldn't suprise me especially that somone that believed so much in a better world would take up orders and try to help folks that way instead...

      There are a couple of hints throughout the series and movie that support my theory

      1, He has a very high Alliance clearance (From the episode "Safe" where an Alliance crusier treats his wounds)
      2, He knew what the Alliance would send after Mal, when noone else seemed to recognise the danger that the Operative presented to them (from the movie)
      3, From the first episode (also called Serenity) we know that Book is competent enough in a fight to defeat an armed opponent.

      Of course this is all reaching, but I kind of like the idea, as then it means all the major threads of the series are tied up :) While its disappointing that Firefly ends here at least it feels a good place to stop, which is a hell of a lot better than before Serenity got made and I thank everyone involved for that.

    6. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      It's in a deleted scene. You can see it on the DVD, but it's not part of the movie.

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    7. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by fantail · · Score: 1
      That was my theory as well.

      The evidence isn't conclusive; but then, neither was the evidence that Deckard was a replicant.

    8. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by MaggieL · · Score: 1

      I didn't remember that being said when I saw it in the theaters, and just got done watching the DVD and it isn't said.

      That's a shame...I was hoping it would at least be a "deleted scenes" extra.

      I fear this means we won't get to see the "Inara teaches the girls how to kiss" scene either. How sad. :-)


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      "I'll be in my bunk." -- Jayne



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    9. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Another clue...when the Bounty Hunter said "that's no Shepherd".

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    10. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by mfrank · · Score: 1

      It's in one of the deleted scenes on the DVD. God I'm a nerd.

    11. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by Golias · · Score: 1

      I think he was once an operative just like Mal's nemesis in "Serenity" but something happened...

      It's fairly clear that that was was the conclusion we were meant to draw. I kind of love the fact that we'll never get to know that that "something" was.

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  96. Not marketed much at all by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How many times did you see the actors on morning talk shows? Zero.

    How many ads did you see on TV? Not many.

    They hardly marketed Serenity at all, preferring to let word of mouth be the only driver. I dont think that was a good idea, word of mouth is important but you need good marketing early to jump-start the whole process.

    I think DVD sales will do well though.

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  97. Re:No rights for it by tratch · · Score: 0

    You know, I'm kind of a jackass and all, but I'm being dead serious when I say that that is adorable.

  98. I'm actually kind of okay with that as a browncoat by Traegorn · · Score: 1

    I'm a huge fan of Firefly, and I loved Serenity.

    I, in fact, loved Serenity so much that I'm okay with it being the end of the series. For me it was the emotional climax the series had been lacking, and while I would LOVE to see more from the 'verse, Serenity was enough of a finale for me to walk away satisfied.

    Maybe it's just my nature, but I'm okay with stories having an end.

  99. Wooohooo! by JackTripper · · Score: 0

    Now he can finally work on that other Buffy spinoff... Faith the Vampire Slayer! In this show, Eliza Dushku reprises her role as Faith. The series revolves around her looking sexy as hell. Er, that's it. No story. Really, that's all I want.

  100. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    Yes, which is titled: Battlestar Galactica.

  101. Made for TV by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

    With all respect to Whedon, the Serenity WAS a made for TV movie. There were scene transitions that practically shouted INSERT COMMERCIAL HERE. He's a great story producer, but he's still rough around the edges where cinema is concerned.

    If only something could have been worked out, the money that went into Serenity could have funded a 2 - 3 episode miniseries, maybe more. More screen time for everyone, more time to lay out a bettr plot, more time to build word of mouth among the fanb... cognoscenti. If only Fox had brains.

    If only pigs had wings...

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    1. Re:Made for TV by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      If only pigs had wings

      Come on, what kind of browncoat are you? The appropriate responses would be:

      "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak right now."

      or:

      "If only I had a magical wish-granting plank."

      fortune-firefly is your friend. :)

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    2. Re:Made for TV by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Battlestar Galactica I'd take, but Lost? As in "we, the writers, are completely fucking lost when it comes to anything remotely resembling a plot"? There are three reasons I record that show and watch it whenever I have the urge (less and less these days): the first is Evangeline Lilly. The other two are also female. Plot is not one of them.

      Max

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  102. True of False by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read on several Firefly related boards that this is not true. They said the story was pulled from Whedonesque and FireflyFans.net...

    So my question is, has someone been able to corroborate this story, has Whedon mentioned this to any one of the Serenity/Firefly?Whedon sites?

    Don't believe everything you read...

  103. Misleading article. by Beer+Moon · · Score: 1

    This is hardly an announcement. All he said was that he wouldn't let it get him down. He's got other things to do now, and he can't do anything with the FF verse till the DVD sales provide enough momentum for a sequel of some sort - or they don't. Either way, the only thing to do is move on for now.

    He has already stated that there WILL BE comics extending the story. To call the Serenity verse dead because Joss is moving on as far as movie projects go is just plain idiocy. That's EW for you though.

  104. He wants to devote time to "Wonder Woman" movie by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I think the biggest reason why Joss Whedon is letting go of the Firefly franchise is what I said in the subject line above.

    Whedon--well aware of the mediocre responses to the Elektra, Catwoman and Aeon Flux movies--wants to make sure that the script for the Wonder Woman movie (which he'll also direct, I believe) is of high quality and be done well in general. After all, Whedon has been well-lauded for his work on Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, a good example of a properly-written and produced strong female protagonist character.

    1. Re:He wants to devote time to "Wonder Woman" movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one wants to see a wonder woman movie. this is going to be even more lame than firefly.

    2. Re:He wants to devote time to "Wonder Woman" movie by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      No one wants to see a wonder woman movie.

      I have to disagree. If Joss Whedon uses the storyline George Peréz did when Wonder Woman was revived in 1986 then I can see a surprisingly good movie. Given that Whedon has seen what happened to Aeon Flux, Catwoman, and Elektra movies and given Whedon's own experience with strong female characters in Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it will have strong character development, that's to be sure.

  105. Re:"2, Interesting" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, you are alone in thinking that.

  106. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

    :-). Yeah, but hey, that name still conjours up flying motorcycles for me, and that was the one series that wasn't named Battlestar.

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  107. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She was also on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

  108. I second that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck yes.

  109. Re:No rights for it - Translation by Seedy2 · · Score: 1

    That and They couldn't tolerate someone making Them look stupid for cancelling it. :)

    I wonder If they'd let him at least write some more stories, release a book.
    Then someone could make an animated series...
    [shudders as he remembers the Star Trek animated series] ...Never mind.

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  110. All may not be over yet IMHO by adsl · · Score: 1

    The DVD set of the TV show has sold well. Perhaps the DVD of the movie, which went ofn Sale today, will also SELL WELL. I have my copy coming to me as a Christmas gift (if it doesn't come I will buy it next week). Go buy your copy as well:)

  111. Better in TV format by jgarzik · · Score: 1
    As I noted in a blog post, Serenity works much better as a TV format than a movie format. A TV series gives the creator much more time to build the characters and tell stories. Compared to 10+ hours of programming, a movie's 2 hours are barely enough to establish the characters, and tell a short story.

    The comments attached to the linked blog post also offer some good insights and thoughts.

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  113. Simple math, fans verses dollars by Belseth · · Score: 1
    There's no doubt it had a fan base but it wasn't large enough to support the production costs. If it could have been produced for half or less it might have survived but it wouldn't have been the show people loved.

    It's a big reason why piracy concerns me. It hits the genre shows and movies hardest because they have somewhat higher production costs for a smaller fan base. Shows like Lost and Survivor are cheap to produce as are talking heads shows, sitcoms and such. Yet the irony is they appeal to a more general audience and have higher numbers. Direct marketing to the fans won't help because the production costs are still the same. Simply producing the show for X dollars isn't the issue it's can you make a profit doing it? The networks are going to stick to profitable shows so genre is always going to be challenged when it comes to competing in the free market. Computer effects have improved things but as capibilities have gone up so have expectations. Remember the original Star Trek was considered an effects show yet it had hardly any effects and some episodes had virtually none except for stock space shots. Serenity's biggest problem was it cost too much for the fan base. If they had produced it for 15 mill it would have been profitable and they'd be talking sequels. Without DVD sales Serenity didn't even come close to breaking even. Remember the studio only gets around half the box office money. Expectations have to come down or revenues have to go up for smaller market shows like Firefly/Serenity. There simply aren't any other options.

    1. Re:Simple math, fans verses dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably doesn't help that the core sci-fi audience is probably more likely to pirate the movies and shows than buy them. Sci-fi is dead when the nerd audience is hooked on bittorrent.

    2. Re:Simple math, fans verses dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blows a hole in the "free copies will make something more popular and copyright holders will make more money" theory. How many people downloaded the movie instead of going to the theater?

  114. this sums it up nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  115. Re:No rights for it by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    He robbed from the rich, and gave to the poor
    Stood up to the man, and gave him what for
    Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

    (sorry - you sing your song, I'll sing mine :) )

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  116. Idiot. by eatenn · · Score: 1
    "If Whedon isn't interested in retrying the show in an iTunes/download model, it is because he doesn't have faith in his own creation and he doesn't have the balls to take a risky venture."
    Whedon doesn't have any say whether or not to try the iTunes/download model. The production company (20th Century Fox, which is not the same as the Fox TV channel) decides what shows they want to spend money to produce, as well how they're distributed.
    "This guy is Hollywood now, and there's no turning back."
    Whedon has ALWAYS been Hollywood. Look at his resume. How many independent productions do you see listed there? None.
    "Great news, geeks: we can do it ourselves. How? Fanvids."

    Yes, fanvids. How brilliant. Have you ever sat through a student film? Do you think it will magically get better because someone makes a student film based on Firefly? Student films don't suck exclusively because production costs are high, it's because -- guess what -- it takes TALENT to tell a story, and not everyone has talent.

    And do you really think Nathan Fillion and the other cast members would jump onboard if you asked them, "Will you be in my Firefly episode! Never mind that we'll all be sued out of existence!" (And rightfully so, why should you get to profit from someone else's art?)

    "Take it, write better episodes. Find another Firefly ship with another crew and go deeper into the universe of Browncoats and the Alliance."

    Of course, writing is effortless, anyone can do it. How silly of me.

    No offense, but you obviously don't know a lot about film production, so why are you trying to teach others how to do it?


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    1. Re:Idiot. by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Up until about 1998 I co-owned a video/film production company in Chicago. I met many talented college writers who could have performed miracles had they had distribution. The Internet is that distribution.

      If you feel that we won't have more amazing indie flicks as the Internet youth mature, you'll be surprised. As technology allows individuals to do the work of 4 or 5 people, and as chromakey gets more transparent allowing actors in completely different parts of the world to be part of the same scene, we're going to see very competitive indie films in the near future.

      And rightfully so, why should you get to profit from someone else's art?)

      I don't believe in the idea of protecting a thought or an idea. I believe in physical property rights as the only right one can have in any situation. I believe that human rights come from this physical property right, and I have no problem with theft of ideas or thought behind art. The bands that I've produced (financially) I've asked to not copyright their music and only charge for the medium, not the content. They've made decent money on tour (charging for the service, not the music) and selling merchandise (the physical product not the logo or content).

      Anarchocapitalism.

  117. Because Fox owns the rights to the TV series by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Because Fox owns the rights to the TV series it won't get made.

    If Fox doesn't want anything more to do with it, why don't they just give them up? Let someone else take a chance if they dare?

    There ought to be a law.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  118. Too many pre-screenings? by solios · · Score: 1

    I'm one of those people who has a low tolerance for hype. A very low tolerance - and as much as I loved the TV series, I got sick to death of teaser trailer after teaser trailer and all the yakkity-shmakkity-blah-blah-blah about pre-screening after pre-screening. Months and months of "ZOMFG TEH MOVIES GONNA PWN!!!!" from everyone and their monkey and I stopped wanting to hear about it, started getting sick of it, and wanted nothing to do with it by the time it was actually released, as I was relieved everyone had finally shut the fuck up about it. For me, it was overhyped by April - I wanted the goods and didn't take kindly to being strung along. I don't go to strip joints for the same reason.

    But seriously, how many people saw Firefly at a pre-screening and then actually watched it during the release run? What do those figures look like compared against ticket sales?

  119. Re:Glad to hear it! by Nishal · · Score: 0

    ahmen brother........i am a lover of sci fi, hell i love chessey sci fi....but firefly /serenity blew chunks. It seemed that joss smoked a bag of crack,watched cowboy bebop, and then decided to make an inferior copy

  120. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    House? Bones? Supernatural? Smallville? My Name Is Earl?

    Dear god, you have the shittiest taste in entertainment. I haven't watched prime-time network TV in years. The last series that I ever followed was Seinfeld. And even that was mostly crap.

  121. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Name is Earl, and Las Vegas, IMO have been the only shows worth watching on the big 5 networks, and not even Las Vegas earlier in the season. Seriously... Ugh!

  122. And THAT is why it failed. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can set a soap opera anywhere. You can set a soap opera in a few rooms, costing next to nothing, and get exactly the same content. In consequence, most studios are going to opt to pay $2 per episode over $2 million. If you want something set in space (which means the cost is going to be high), you need content that justifies that cost. That means the Universe it is set in needs to be crucial - otherwise, what's the point in having it there? It also means the science has to grip people enough that the audience feels as though it is there.


    As Tolkein once noted in his essay "On Fairy Stories", if you have to suspend disbelief, the author failed. The true test of a good story, Tolkein argued, is that you shouldn't have to suspend anything. It should feel real to you, at least to the point where things "just make sense". Lengthy technobabble and explanations shouldn't be necessary.


    Again, though, most of this is equally true, no matter what the setting. When the setting is exceptionally difficult, expensive or unusual, therefore, the setting has to be relevent. Asimov's Foundation series could not work in a Wild West setting. The original Star Wars trilogy uses space to express enormity - something no other setting could provide - so whilst the story is a fairly trivial quest in and of itself, it couldn't carry the range of expression in any other setting. The Matrix is also a fairly trivial quest, but requires the deformable, maliable nature of virtual reality in order to cover the metaphysics of the story. It simply couldn't work anywhere else.


    Serenity, on the other hand, had nothing new in it and required nothing from the setting. The story looked like a simple mesh of a cowboys-and-indians western with Matrix-style combat, Libertarian vs. The Evil Commies politics, and stole the "alien enemy" from an Asimov short story.

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    1. Re:And THAT is why it failed. by typidemon · · Score: 1

      In consequence, most studios are going to opt to pay $2 per episode over $2 million.

      You have obviously never tried to pitch something to marketing before. It is easier to pitch a two million doller project than a two doller project, if only because the later doesn't have as many buzz words.

    2. Re:And THAT is why it failed. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      It was precisely the fact that the show was so libertarian that made me love it. I wouldn't call it nothing new because I can't think of another show with that theme.

  123. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by smiths2 · · Score: 1

    The commander of the other Battlestar, the Pegasus, is Admiral Cain, who is played by Michelle Forbes. She's done a bunch of other TV roles; you can look them up in IMDB if you're interested. The one I remember her most for <showing_my_age>is the Bajoran Ensign Ro Laren in Star Trek: The Next Generation.</showing_my_age> I don't think she played "Number One" in B5--I remember that woman as being blonde.

    Of course, in the original BSG, Admiral Cain was played by Lloyd Bridges.

  124. Re:Glad to hear it! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    The movie was a waste of money that should have gone to a superior franchise

    *looks at Parent's post*
    *looks at parent's Username*
    *looks at Parent's post*
    *looks at parent's Username*
    *laughs until he has a stroke*

  125. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by jnik · · Score: 1

    Mildly interesting trivia note: in the current half-season cliffhanger, the captain of the other Battlestar played the female leader of the resistance movement on Mars in Babylon 5.
    What your source? Number One; Admiral Cain.

  126. Bad ratings? by DrIdiot · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't call these ratings bad: Rotten Tomatoes

    It's average rating is about the same of King Kong's. 80% on Rotten Tomatoes is impressive. Nonetheless, I saw the movie not seeing the series, and I liked it a lot.

  127. Just when I thought it was safe by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Silly me, I figured we were all done jerking off over this already.

    I gotta tell you, I'm having trouble getting it up. Serenity is a brutish looking bitch, and I'm just not that desperate.

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  128. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by MaggieL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two words: Battlestar Galactica.

    Of course, Serenity was *in* BG.

    see: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=15563

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  129. Re:Yeah but you liked Battlefield Earth. by Ianing · · Score: 3, Funny
  130. Reasons for Bad Showing? by Zobeid · · Score: 1

    Serenity had all the makings of success. It was promoted, it looked good, it had all the loyal Firefly fans behind it, it got glowing reviews from the critics. What does it *take* to get people to go see a movie these days?

    Well. . . Putting it in theaters would help. I never went to see Serenity because it never opened at the local Texan Theater here in my town, which is the only screen within about 40 miles of my home.

  131. Even if he "can't" continue the series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He could always make a new show with similar charactes and a similar setting, or even a different setting. That's the beauty of fiction isn't it? He can just borrow from it and continue to be creative (that's why the show was good right?) just don't remake it.

  132. I felt a great disturbance in the Force... by bewebste · · Score: 1

    ...as if millions of geeks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  133. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    What series had flying motorcycles? Wasn't that the third incarnation of the US Robotech? I have no idea what anime that was originally.

  134. oh, yes, Jayne, I've heard of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, yes, Jayne, I've heard of him

    The man they call Jayne...

    He robbed from the rich
    and he gave to the poor.
    Stood up to the man
    and gave him what for
    . Our love for him now
    ain't hard to explain.
    The hero of Canton
    the man they call Jayne.

    Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
    He saw the mudders'lament.
    And he saw the Magistrate takin'
    every dollar and leavin' five cents.
    So he said "You can't do that to my people."
    He said "You can't crush them under your heel."
    So Jayne strapped on his hat
    and in 5 seconds flat
    stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.

    He robbed from the rich
    and he gave to the poor.
    Stood up to the man
    and gave him what for.
    Our love for him now
    ain't hard to explain.
    The hero of Canton
    the man they call Jayne.

    Now here is what separates heroes
    from common folk like you and I.
    The man they call Jayne
    he turned 'round his plane
    and let that money hit sky.

    He dropped it onto our houses
    he dropped it into our yards
    . The man they called Jayne
    he stole away our pain
    and headed out for the stars!

    Here we go!
    He robbed from the rich
    and he gave to the poor.
    Stood up to the man
    and gave him what for.
    Our love for him now
    ain't hard to explain.
    The hero of Canton
    the man they call Jayne.

  135. What the hell?! by greymond · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There are so many people who rave about Buffy and Firefly and sometimes I feel like I am not understanding why these people still feel these are good shows. THEY SUCK. The writing is mediocre the plots are cliche and the actors are B at best. What the hell is wrong with you people?! Am I the only nerd who sees that some people are seriously misguided and insane?

    I feel like the bad guy in zoolander who was the only one who realized that all the "looks" were the FUCKING SAME....

  136. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Malor · · Score: 1

    Just visual memory, I could easily be wrong.

  137. Mod parent up by Kelz · · Score: 1

    Mod this up.

  138. prepare to mod me redundant... by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    because parent just said exactly what I was going to say, on every count. And really, personally I really liked that they actually killed the characters off. In some ways that made the movie for me; these characters live in a dangerous world, it just seems so fake in so many similar cases of fiction where the characters just refuse to fucking die when you'd think someone would have been shot by now, yaknow? Both deaths seemed utterly natural to the world, and that really helped sell it as something more than just hollow escapism. Now, I'm not denying that alot of Firefly fans are there for that, but that's never why I liked the series.

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    1. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Talk about a flashback. This was the most common thing I heard on the boards "they live in a dangerous world and killing wash made that world more realistic".

      But I think that's really superficial. First of all, realism isn't the goal of entertainment. Realism is boring - we spend 1/3 our lives unconcious. That's real. Try that for a movie. When people say they want a movie to be "real" they mean they want it to be an immersive experience. This is something that fans of schindler's list and braveheart have in common with fans of the original star wars: we all want the movies to SEEM real, but not really be real.

      And so the problem with killing Wash to me was that it DIDN'T help immerse me in the world. We've already seen one village decimated by reavers, the recording of another woman raped to death by reavers, AN ENTIRE F***ING PLANET where everyone's dead, every one the crew has ever met has died, one of the crew die, a lot of extra people die, and we're about to see Mr. Universe die. Oh and by the way the captain has threatened to start shooting his own crew. So for me, anyway, the whole "dangerous world" point had already been made.

      What really bugs me, however, is that people act as though realism means people dying. How many people die in a real war? That are shot, I mean. In Iraq there's like what, 9 injured that survive to every one that dies? And yet in movies it's binary. You are shot and you either live or you die. So to me it seems amazingly hollow and superficial to be like "people dying is realistic". No, people GETTING HURT is realistic. When was the last time you saw a show or a movie where a main character got hurt and had to learn to live with the disability. I mean aside from the sub-genre where that IS the plot most characters exist in this crazy world where you're alive or you're dead. Could Wash have been paralyzed, lost an arm or a leg? THAT would have been realistic and challenging - but the truth is that that's not what we want in our movies - no matter how dark of a tone we're after.

      I'm not desperately trying to say "why did they have to kill him", I'm saying that a world where bullets either kill you or you make a full recovery is just as escapist as a world where none of the hero's die. I would like to see a movie, this or any other, where a character suffers a serioues, permenant injury and the show goes on. That's not the whole plot, he never recovers, he just learns to live with the disability and the rest of the characters learn to deal with it.

      In America we all avidly follow the body count in Iraq, but when we see someone without a limb or in a wheelchair we either stare or look away and in the end go back to our escapist world where you're either whole or gone. That's not reality at all.

      -stormin

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    2. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Alistar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well since its already been spoiled I have no qualms about saying this...
      And I know its being overly picky and technical, but ...
      Wash doesn't get shot, he gets a giant spear through his torso, thats a hard one to walk away from.

    3. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 0, Redundant
      The whole "binary" thing is, to me, the very crux of the situation and gets right down to why people didn't like Wash's and Book's deaths. I think if you gave me 5 minutes with Whedon, I could convince him to stop killing off his characters (apparently he does this in Buffy too, although I wouldn't know): it seems like his urge to make the universe so realistic results in deaths that otherwise don't make sense. It's obvious to us, and obvious to Whedon, that you can't have people just dancing around the galaxy fighting the Alliance and Reavers and god knows what else, and then at the end of the movie they're all a big happy family again and everything's all right. Whedon's solution to this is to kill people, not just "red shirts" who we don't really care about but people who are near and dear to us. Yes, this does erasae the idea that these characters are immortal, and it makes them real people. I think, though, that Joss is sort of viewing characters on a sort of discrete scale: they either have a problem, have solved their problem, or are dead.

      From what little I've read about Buffy (after loving Firefly to death, I figured I ought to check up on this other stuff that Whedon did), it seems like every time someone hooks up with their true love, one of them gets killed. I feel like if I was able to talk to Whedon, to remind him that in real life people manage to lead all sorts of horrid, depraved, depressing lives without dying ONCE (except at the end), I would be able to get him to change his view on killing people: killing them off is his effort to make the universe real, but the end effect is to make it seem even less real, because half the time the only problems the characters have are that they're dead. I mean, come on. There are better ways than death to explore the fundamental flaws of humans.

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    4. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      OK, speared instead of shot. But my point wasn't so much that after being hit be a spear it would be more realistic to be injured as it was that in generally violent situations you have a higher chance of injury than death.

      -stormin

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    5. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Wow... excellent post. I have little to add, but I really like your take on that.

      What I will add is that Buffy fans, in my experience, aren't really open to the kind of fine-distinctions you're talking about. Plus they seem to have a misery fetish. OK, I know I'm generalizing, but people that are like "Wheddon, why do you make me cry! I love you!" (as many Wheddonites aka Buffy fans) tend to give that impression.

      -stormin

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    6. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by eco2geek · · Score: 1
      I'm in the middle of watching the Firefly episodes (on DVD), and many of them (especially War Stories, where Wash and Mal get tortured) have been painful to watch. There seems to be a major injury to Mal or Jayne or another crew member in just about every episode, but they get patched up and there's no lingering effect. Is 27th-century medicine really that good?

      The other odd thing about both the TV series and the movie is that they never kill the bad guy. Maybe that's so they could do another show with them, but still...you just know a guy like Niska (the torturer from the TV series) is going to regain his strength and cause more problems in the future. Just shoot him, for God's sake!

      My theory about why Wash and Book got killed in the movie is simply that neither actor was prepared to do a sequel. (Maybe someone more in the know could comment on that...) Maybe their deaths would have bothered me more had I seen the TV series before the movie. Still, it's Whedon's show.

      The writing for both the movie and the TV series is uniformly good, the dialogue is witty, and the action, often intense. The movie seemed like an extended TV episode, which is not a put-down of the movie but high praise for the TV series. Good stuff.

    7. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was my understanding that the main actors all signed contracts for up to 3 movies.

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    8. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by thatoneguy_jm · · Score: 1
      I'm not desperately trying to say "why did they have to kill him", I'm saying that a world where bullets either kill you or you make a full recovery is just as escapist as a world where none of the hero's die. I would like to see a movie, this or any other, where a character suffers a serioues, permenant injury and the show goes on. That's not the whole plot, he never recovers, he just learns to live with the disability and the rest of the characters learn to deal with it.

      Funny, I seem to remember Simon being injured towards the end of the film, yet he didn't die. Also, Joss has done this in his shows in the past. First example that comes to mind is Xander having his popped out. He never recovers, and learns to live with it. There are other examples, too, but really - shouldn't you at least look for evidence to support your view, before spouting off something that just "sounds" intelligent?

    9. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      geez, why not include a spoiler warning there for the folks who haven't seen the movie yet? that said, i'm commenting on it, too, and there may be a few spoilers.

      that said, in firefly (and serenity) people *do* get hurt. they *do* get shot and live. they *do* get brutally beaten and mauled and hurt (look at Mal's eye after the fight with the ruptured blood vessels.. just look at his face: it looks like they smeared raw hamburger on it!) remember how the operative tries do to that 'nerve jab' move that makes people fall on his sword, and it doesn't work on Mal, because he lost that nerve cluster in the war? they do have a doctor on the ship, and he isn't just kaylee's love interest: he actually has to patch people up in many episodes of the show, and several times in the movie..

      that said, sure, you could blow your characters' legs off, but thats an expensive special effect, especially if you're not getting rid of the character and plan on continuing to use them. also, how much fun can you have if you're crippled? no offense to real-life disabled people, but if you're missing an arm, you're not likely going to go around getting into grapping fistfights. if you have only one leg, you can't run away as quickly and the reavers will eat ya. if your fingers get snapped off, you won't be shooting that gun at the bad guys. so yes, in many fictions, if you are disabled, you're dead, because its going to drastically limit the kind of action you can participate in, and I've yet to see an episode of firefly, or any action drama, where they resolve their issues with the evildoers by sitting down and discussing their feelings.

      it is, as you said, a dangerous world.

    10. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      In Iraq there's like what, 9 injured that survive to every one that dies? And yet in movies it's binary. You are shot and you either live or you die. So to me it seems amazingly hollow and superficial to be like "people dying is realistic". No, people GETTING HURT is realistic.

      By the end of Serenity most of the principles have been shot or stabbed in one way or another. I'm not really sure where you get this binary death thing from, as several characters were pretty badly hurt and survived. Were you looking for Mal to lose a hand or an eye or something? Because if Firefly ever comes back again (not counting on it) don't put it past Joss to do that.

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    11. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by BlueHands · · Score: 1

      Realism is boring

      Boring? BORING? This amazing universe, this amazing LIFE is BORING? If you think realism is boring my truest, heart felt condolences.

      As for the disabled aspect, it is really kind of hard for something as subtle as a disability to be important in a movie without it taking up the whole movie - you only have 2 hours.

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    12. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by NurseMaximum · · Score: 1
      When was the last time you saw a show or a movie where a main character got hurt and had to learn to live with the disability

      Not sure if you're a fan of Buffy, but the first example that leapt to mind for this was when Xander got his eye poked out (interestingly enough, by Caleb, played by Nathan Fillon) and had to work out the rest of the series sporting an eye patch, and coping with a lot of depth perception jokes inflicted on him by sadistic scriptwriters.
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    13. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not desperately trying to say "why did they have to kill him"

      No? That's how it reads.

      I have just one question for you:

      200 men are shooting guns in your direction, some trying to hit you, some just shooting blindly for the hell of it. What are your chances for survival? Slim to none?

      So, this is why people say that it is "realism" to kill off Wash. A good reason was to make you feel that all the rest of the characters were in danger of being killed. But, you feel free to keep on desperately asking "Why did they have to kill him?" The rest of us will be getting on with our lives, and enjoying the movie, while you're burning in your own private hell, the one you've created for yourself because you seem unable to accept that one of your heroes was killed off.

      Your opinion doesn't matter that much to anybody else, and for crying out loud, you're whining on a message board about a fictional character dying. Grow the fuck up.

    14. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      And so the problem with killing Wash to me was that it DIDN'T help immerse me in the world. We've already seen one village decimated by reavers, the recording of another woman raped to death by reavers, AN ENTIRE F***ING PLANET where everyone's dead, every one the crew has ever met has died, one of the crew die, a lot of extra people die, and we're about to see Mr. Universe die. Oh and by the way the captain has threatened to start shooting his own crew. So for me, anyway, the whole "dangerous world" point had already been made.

      "Dangerous world" was not the point. "Everybody is going to die" was. Because of Wash's death, I realised that even crewmembers could die, and when the fight turned really bad, I was absolutely certain that nobody was going to survive. (Well, maybe Jayne.) Had Wash not died, that scene probably wouldn't have been nearly as intense.

      Ofcourse I will miss Wash (and everybody else, now the plug has been pulled, but Wash was one of my favourite characters), and I'm not sure if the film really needed that much more additional intensity (because it was pretty intense already), but the death certainly had a very real effect on the way the movie was experienced. Much more so than the death of the village, the planet, and even the death of a relatively minor crew member like Book.

      By the way, I really object to the phrase in the article: "despite Universal's best marketing efforts". They did a lot to cuddle fans and exploit word-of-mouth, but I saw very little real marketing. It's that I'd remembered the date when the film would appear in cinema, otherwise I wouldn't even have noticed. And I think a lot of people who would have liked this film didn't notice. Why did The Island (which everybody admitted was crap) get so much attention, and Serenity (which everybody was raving about) get so little?

    15. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Simon, Mal and Zoe all prove my point not yours. They're all shot, stabbed, seriously beat up and they're all ok. Then Wash and Book are killed. Just by what we know of warfare in the 20th century you'd expect something like 9-10 injuries per death. We have 3 injuries for 2 deaths. In addition all 3 make full recoveries before the movie is even over - not even a scar remains.

      -stormin

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    16. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      how much fun can you have if you're crippled? no offense to real-life disabled people

      That's really exactly what I'm getting at, and I think it IS offensive to real-life disabled people. In America we don't repair things or make-do. For the most part we throw stuff away and buy something new.

      We take a similar approach to our disabled citizens. If a healthy person tries to commit suicide we say "Oh, a cry for help!" but if a disabled person tries to commit suicide we're likely to pass a law to make sure a doctor can help them do the job right. This is despite the fact that a disabled person who attempts suicide is just about as likely as a healthy person to be suffering from clinical depression - which can be treated.

      But we have a bias against disabled people in this country and that's why we can't conceive of them being interesting characters. We make movies about a few of them, like Christopher Reeve, but any movie with a disabled person is going to be ABOUT the disability.

      We're worry about all kinds of minority representation in TV. I think that one minority that deserves a little more representation is the disabled.

      Final point: everything you say about how those with disabilities are in more danger in the universe would theoretically make it EASIER to write them into the film - not harder. Tension is based on danger to characters, there's more danger to disabled.

      And finally let's just say Wash's leg got blown off. Could he still pilot a ship? I think so. We'd have peg-leg Wash wandering around. Even if he was in a wheelchair he could still have contributed. Could Kaylee continue to be an engineer if she lost a hand? Probably, in their universe. But nobody wants to see wheelchair ramps in the future, and no one wants to see a prosthetic on a pretty girl - and THAT'S the real reason we don't see disabled people on TV. They make us uncomfortable.

      -stormin

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    17. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      OK, let me rephrase - realism is boring entertainment.

      This isn't an opinion so much as an obvious fact. Would you actually be interested in watch reality on TV? Not reality TV. Reality TV is heavily edited and usually involves people in rather unrealistic and contrive situations.

      Realistic TV would be watching a street corner from a stationary camera. The point is that plot, theme, protagonists, anatagonists in short all the things that make life a narrative are not inherent to "reality". We imbue these things on our own life. We see ourselves as the protagonist and the plot is determined by our hopes and aspirations. We see our lives as stories. And so we want stories in our entertainment. And that means we trim from our entertainment that which does not lend itself to the narrative. That's why you don't see a show where 1/3 of the show is dedicated to the main characters sleeping. If a show spans more than one day - like a crime drama - you don't see anyone on their commute, anyone in their house, anyone eating, anyone sleeping unless something specific happens there to further the plot.

      That's not realistic. Realistic doesn't have editing.

      Also consider how many times during a normal day people say something that's incoherent. A lot of people mumble and you have to infer what they are saying form the situation. If you pay attention, you'll notice your friends (and you) do it all the time. But unless the stumble is part of the narrative (and usually it's not) you just pay no attention to it. And that's why no one mumbles on TV (unless there's a specific reason to). Again - that's not realistic.

      In real life stuff just happens. We make that stuff interesting and coherent by constructing a narrative with it.

      Entertainment skips the bit where "in real life stuff just happens" and skips straight to the constructed narrative - so it's by definition not real.

      -stormin

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    18. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. Of the people who are hurt in the movie (and there were many) how many outcomes were there?

      1 - they make a full recovery (Mal, Zoe, Simon, the Operative)

      2 - they die (Wash, Book, Mr. Universe, everybody else)

      In real life what do you have?

      1 - full recovery
      2 - death
      3 - partial recovery

      So that's my problem. Not just with Serenity but with entertainment in general - option 3 almost never happens even though in real life it's more likely than 2 for those seriously injured in warfare.

      My further annoyance is with people who think making more characters die is more "realistic" because of the simple fact that it's just making a film darker, and I don't think darkness is inherently more real. It's also perpetuating the same unrealistic world view by continuing to make sure that our characters with stay nice and perfect and whole or not at all.

      In real life we learn to live with ambiguity and shades of gray. I'm not saying all entertainment should be reduced to nothing but ambiguity, but I'd like to see a little more complexity and honesty in our treatment of disabilities.

      -stormin

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    19. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet in movies it's binary. You are shot and you either live or you die.

      While I'm sure you could've eventually figured this out on your own, this is true in the real world too.

    20. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you saw a show or a movie where a main character got hurt and had to learn to live with the disability.
      On Buffy (also Whedon), Xander lost an eye.

    21. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Senobyzal · · Score: 1
      I don't have hard links to bolster this, but I heard that Alan Tudyk (Wash) has been pretty busy (he's picked up a long commitment in Spamalot on Broadway, and he's been in a number of films recently), and that he agreed to his character being killed off in Serenity.

      As for Ron Glass... I hate to say it, but he's not looking good. Maybe he was just not willing to commit to another several years of potential movie sequels.

    22. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      So in a series with many season and even more deaths of major characters we had ONE instance of a permenant injury?

      How is that supposed to help your point again? If I say something's really rare and I'm like "when was the last time it happened" and EVERYONE gives me the one and only identical example - who's really making the successful point?

      -stormin

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    23. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      Most people make full recoveries when they are "hurt". I think you're missing the point. "Realistically" most people who survive gunshot wounds recover.

      And honestly, I'm getting a little tired of the "shades of grey" metaphor. Life is hardly "black and white", but the terminology is boring me to the point of annoyance.

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    24. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I don't know the #s on this, but I have a suspicion that you're wrong. As I've stated before, Americans don't like to see amputees, quadrapelegics, etc. They make us uncomfortable. When you're dead you're a hero forever, when you've lost a limb you're a hero for a limited period of time - then you're disabled.

      It would be interesting to take a look at the #s of soldiers that fought in a modern war from the US, then look at the # that were killed, the # that were OK, and the # that were permenantly injured. I'm guessing that the rates for permenant injury are going to be significantly higher than what's reflect in our entertainment. Of course it would be hard not to be - there are practically none reflected in our entertainment.

      I can only think of one movie that has actually looked at this issue at all without being one of those dramas where the disability IS the plot - and that's Forest Gump. Part of the brilliance of the movie, in my opinion.

      All I'm trying to demonstrate is that people who are calling out for "realism" aren't really thinking through what they mean. And that American could probably do with a bit more realism in our entertainment - but that it involves more nuance and not just a higher body count.

      -nathaniel

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    25. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      Not to kiss ass, but I just wanted to remark first that I enjoyed your comments in the discussion about females in the CS field the other day... It's nice to see someone with his head on straight who is unafraid of being politically incorrect. That aside...

      I enjoyed Serenity and I love the Firefly series. I thought it was a shame Wash died, but I also appreciated the way it affected my perception of the movie, and I actually didn't like River the Super Warrior (as portrayed).

      Like someone else commented, when you watch the series it's generally safe to assume that all will end well. In the movie, I really expected the same thing. They had just turned the tables on the Alliance and navigated their way to safety... all that was left was to go broadcast the recording and save the day, right? At that point, I thought we had seen the climax and it was just a smooth ride to the end when *bam*, Wash is dead. All of a sudden, our happy ending isn't such a sure thing. That enhanced the movie for me, because I didn't know who was going to make it out alive. Of course, I don't think non-fans would have that sort of attachment to Wash so it wouldn't affect them that way as much, but fans would also know that there was a deal for three movies and that someone had to make it out of there.

      As for realism and other people dying... well, not to be seem thoughtless but they were all really just sort of in the background. Even when Book died I was just of like, "meh".

      River the Super Warrior, on the other hand, was something of a let-down for me. It was kind of cool to see her fighting, but I'd rather have gone without the intricate fight scenes. Her as a living weapon is not so bad; her in a cliched kung-fu fight scene was :( When it came to fighting the reavers, I saw her as a deus ex machina and, to me, that was kind of lame.

      So overall, I thought it was an excellent movie. As a fan, killing Wash was a nice touch to keep us on the edge of our seats but was spoiled by the fact that I knew the contract was for three movies. I could have done without all the kung-fu as well (which is saying a lot because I love kung fu and martial arts movies). Oh, and comment earlier next time! I had already mod'd comments in this topic, QQ.

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    26. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can see the point about how killing Wash increased tension. I just think that that's an overly simplistic analysis. That's the trouble I get into on these messageboards (and msg boards in general). You score points by being fast and witty - not by trying to really see intricate details. So I'm not arguing that "killing off nice characters is bad" or that "tension and suspense don't matter".

      I'm just trying to say that if you think about it carefully and weigh the benefits of killing Wash to the cost - I think it was a bad decision.

      First, I think it was a bad decision in the specific sense:

      Honestly I really think Simon should have died. I think that would made a much better story. He's already a kind of Messiah-figure to River by giving up his life (his job, family, wealth and status) to try and give her back her life (her sanity). The pieces are all in place for a final sacrifice. It would have been far more poignant - especially in demonstrating that while River may be able to kill hordes of Reavers she lacked the power to save her brother in the end. I think that's a much richer path that the film could have taken.

      Furthermore I don't think Simon was an integral part of the crew. He was a fun character, but most of what made him a good character was his caretaking for River - and that was now over. Sure as a doc he'd be useful, but as a character I felt he'd run his course.

      Now my second objection. Not only do I object specifically to the decison, but I object to it because of the larger philosophical implications.

      You see it may have been more realistic to kill Wash because "anyone can die", but we don't go to see movies to see random. We go to see the complete oposite. We want to see form, symetry, plot and narrative - all of these things are the OPPOSITE of random. If we interpret realistic to mean "like it would happen in real life" we're going to lose what we like about movies - the fact that they are NARRATIVES for what we don't like about real life - that it's utterly meaningless at the core. I don't want meaningless movies, I want movies that HAVE meaning.

      Imagine going to a movie where every pixel of every frame was randomly generated. That's "real". Or, if you think that's too much, imagine going to a movie where they just stuck camera glasses on a guy, taped for 2 hours, and put it on the screen. As an experimental flick it would be really interesting - there'd be stuff to talk about what it does to our perception of art. Now imagine that those were the ONLY movies made. Pretty soon it's not so interesting.

      And so I'm opposed to "realism" in the sense of "shit happens". There's a place for that in the movie - but in order for it to be good I think you need to place the "shit happens" in the framework of a narrative.

      That's one of our greatest challenges as humans - finding a framework for our lives. I think existentially speaking we're not "finding" so much as "creating". We impose our own narrative on our own lives day by day and moment by moment - creating meaning in what we do. We create meaning and we invest it in our lives, friendships, memories, possessions and aspirations. None of those things exist in the "real" world, but they do exist in our narratives. That's how meaning gets into life. And I think that sometimes we fail to make sense of things that happen to us, and art's greatest calling is try and succeed where we may have failed - to show that meaning survives all that life can throw at it. If art has lost meaning, than it ceases to be art. If art has lost the ability to convey meaning than it ceases to be art and becomes "pseudo-intellectual masturbation" intead (read the quote at end of post!).

      If you take the opposite approach and give up and see that meaning doesn't matter - then where does that take you? In Serenity it takes you to killing Wash and thinking it was a great idea. But you still like killing Wash because it happens in the greater context of meaning. Wash was somebody

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    27. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Personally, I think we're just a decade or two away from some truly miraculous advances in medicine, up to and including regeneration. By the 27th century, I would EXPECT most people to make full recoveries from all but the most grievous injuries, assuming that one can be treated in time. While your point might be a valid "realistic" argument for a series set in the present or past, I think it fails to pass muster for one set in the future.

      And never sacrificing a series character, to my mind, also sets one up for the dreaded red-shirted security guard syndrome...

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    28. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      While your point might be a valid "realistic" argument for a series set in the present or past, I think it fails to pass muster for one set in the future

      A valid point - but then one would expect to see death treated much differently in the future if this were the case. I don't see Firefly/Serenity do that. Besides which my point is meant to be general to American TV/film, not exclusive to Firefly/Serenity.

      And never sacrificing a series character, to my mind, also sets one up for the dreaded red-shirted security guard syndrome...

      Yes, but this is a straw-man because I'm not saying no main characters should ever be killed. I'm not even saying Wash should not have been killed. I'm not even saying Wash should absolutely not have been killed in the 2nd movie (although I don't see anyway that could have been pulled off well, I'm open to the possibility).

      All I *am* saying is that I think the specific way in which this specific main character was killed of in this specific movie was a bad all.

      Oh, well, I'll go further than that. I think it's an excellent idea to kill of main leads in film/TV from time to time. There are many reasons to do so, and it would be boring if we knew that main leads never died. The question isn't about the general practice, it's about this specific application.

      -stormin

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    29. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amputees from modern wars are from bombs, not gun shots. There isn't a lot of exploding shit in Serenity, so the injuries will feature a lot less of that. Come on, quit trying to make a comparison that is completely ridiculous. Now maybe you could argue that Reavers should use more roadside bombs but that's a completely different topic.

    30. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when injured, you generally heal. Or you lose a limb, but it's obviously difficult to fake on the screen. Whedon's characters sometimes lose limbs, but for one-shot episodes with a plot like "what would have happened if X never existed ?", so they return to normal afterwards. If all characters lost limbs regularly, it would look quite cheesy in the long run, and it wouldn't add anything to the story.

  139. Re:I'm actually kind of okay with that as a brownc by Browncoat · · Score: 1
    I think the point was that a lot of television shows that get cancelled are just that -- cancelled. They're not given another chance to survive. Look at Harsh Realm fans. The show was given the ultimate axe (after what, 4 episodes?) and despite all efforts, it's still cancelled, placed in the "good science fiction that was kicked" bin, along with Farscape and The Invisible Man. I think the biggest triumph for fans and Joss was that we got a movie, we got something past an abruptly cancelled television show.

    Because of that, I too am okay with this being the end. I'd certainly love more movies to come, or a show, but if not, then I've at least got the closure.

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  140. Joss Whedon's comment on this article - MOD UP! by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is straight from Joss himself on Whedonesque: All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will. I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe. -joss (by which I mean Tim) (no, actually me.) joss | December 21, 02:12 CET You see? EW can stop stirring up contraversy and just bugger off for all I care.

    1. Re:Joss Whedon's comment on this article - MOD UP! by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      "You see? EW can stop stirring up contraversy and just bugger off for all I care." was added at the end by me, I should point out.

  141. Re:No rights for it by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

    So then the next season should be a spinfoff all about Jayne?

  142. Re:Glad to hear it! by Damvan · · Score: 1

    Obviously you have absolutely no taste. Battlefield Earth was a good movie, but Firefly sucked? So I guess that money should have gone to what? Deep Space Nine: The Resurrection? Or simply a Battlefield Earth: The Series?

  143. Re:Just a thought.... **SPOILERS** by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you *really* want to have a whole long discussion about this here? Well, I have no self-control so I'm going to go for it

    1. If anything I felt that it showed the core audience that this was not an episode of a TV series, where much could be expected to end up the same at the end as at the beginning.

    I suppose that's valid, but people campaigned hard to get Firefly back. Serenity was not Firefly. For some people that's fine. For others it's not fine: the loved Firefly and they missed those aspects of it that they had fallen in love with. The most quoted aspect is warmth. The show, and the ship itself, seemed colder in the movie. And for others it's just main characters. You don't kill Han Solo off in A New Hope because the character is so great for the movie. Killing him off in Return of the Jedi would have been a bummer, but not nearly as bad a decision.

    I don't see how new viewers can have been a factor in the decision to let them die. New viewers would have gotten the same effect of seriousness if new characters had been added and then killed. There was no way to add anymore new characters, Wheddon had a hard enough time getting all of the essential cast in (some say he failed at that, but with 9 characters to introduce again I think he did well). So in order for the show to be a Hollywood action flick with an ensemble case, SOMEONE had to die. That's the formula, and in the sense that making this a Hollywood action flick is for the newbies, killing Wash as part of that final-action tension-raising plot tool was definately for those newbies.

    2. Also, River had been shown as having a 'super weapon' mode in the Firefly series, where she closed her eyes and killed three armed troops with three shots in about one second, so the movie was not 'turning' her into something new.

    In this case you're preaching to the choir. I personally LOVED that scene - it brings a lump to my throat every time River says "My turn" and then goes off and kicks major Reaver butt. Plus the action sequences are just incredible with her - some of the best I've ever seen. I was just trying to add that for the sake of completeness because I know a lot of fans disliked it. And they have a point too, it would have been hard to have had characters like Jayn and Zoe matter so much as the hired muscle now that River the kick-ass assasin can do more damage than both of them combined. And any attempt to have limited her powers would have seemed a little too artificial and comic-bookish. She just recovered from being nut-case, how are they going to make her be one again?

    All in all I had a really hard time liking the movie because of what happened to Wash. But that was because I wanted to see more movies. I was hoping the movie would do well and they'd relaunch the series. Or try something genuinely ground-breaking and do direct-to-DVD episodes. But the movie was sweet, and now that it's the conclusion to the series I like it even more.

    -stormin

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  144. Re:No rights for it by n54 · · Score: 1

    He's got good taste it's a beautiful song :)

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  145. Its all good, cant wait for his next one. by Marrow · · Score: 1


    More please :)

  146. Re:No rights for it - Translation by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1
    I have mod points, and I really wish some comments could be moderated +6--yours deserves it.

    I hate that publishers that own rights to something can just squat on not only that "intellectual" property but any derivative work.

    How on earth does this sort of thing Promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts?!

    I know that the ideals of copyright were basically thrown out when it was extended the first time, but this sounds like a built in feature, and I just don't see it helping anyone, including the publisher.

  147. (Spoilers) I blame Whedon's salt-the-earth plot by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously, I remember when the first previews came out, and every time I tried to talk to anyone who was lucky enough to see it, when I asked them about it, all I got was a ashen-faced forlorn look. Evenually, when you learn that they kill off several characters, you can't help but think...WTF was Whedon smoking?

    Okay, I'm the last person to feel like we need to have cushy Star Trek rules where everyone lives that's a main character and only nameless red shirts die. I'm perfectly fine with major characters getting axed in a series...although you always hope it happens on the writer's terms and not because one of the actors dies (so sad, West Wing). But killing off a main character to fans is the like charging $20,000 on your credit card. That better be a damn spectactual investment that pays dividends in the long run that make up the cost. Otherwise, you've left a real goodwill vacuum.

    Personally, I was I think most upset that Shepard Book was killed off. He was a great character, an walking apparent contradiction between his current peacemaker role and apparently some military past life (showing his ID card to the Alliance doctors to get someone medical treatment). The character Book gave a nice calm anchor to provide sage advice and comfort. Who would take his place? Is Jayne going to wax poetic when they face some great evil? So, killing of Book...which I would totally accept on its own...was a really ballsy move. The only way to make up for it would be to introduce a new "father figure" or similar replacement. But the movie didn't do that, or even hint at it.

    Then they killed off Mr. Universe or whatever his name was, and a host of virtually every other bit character from the original series. This is the salt-the-earth style I'm talking about. Maybe none of those characters were worth a spit, but they were established coordinates on the Firefly roadmap. The movie only really introduced one new location, and it was devoid of human inhabitants. So it's like Firefly might as well be alone in the galaxy as far as relative relationships. If the movie had done well and a new series was greenlighted...it would have literally been like day one having to introduce a raft of new characters to replace all of the ones you wastefully killed off. Again, it could be done, but...only if the payoff is worth it.

    And finally, killing off Wash. And doing in the most offhanded, insulting "ooga boogy" way possible. "Well I guess we're all OKAYAAAAAAAAAAHOMG (die)" That was just crap writing. And Zoe who was willing to storm the citiadel of some well armed private army to save him, just turned and walked away leaving his corpse to well known reaver necrophiliacs? One person who saw and early screened said..."I would have totally bought his death 100% if like at his gravesite Zoe had calmed cut off her ring finger with wedding ring and left it on his grave" I totally agree. It was like he was a total minor character in how his death was handled. And, maybe he wasn't a major character, but his marriage to Zoe had to at least elevate him higher than Simon, River, or even Jewel.

    So, in my opinion, what killed Firefly is that as a mainstream movie, it didn't have the trite happy ending that the mainstream wants. And as a fan movie, it burned a season worth of fan goodwill for absolutely no reason at all. It had the plot of a mid-season extended episode, but it had the resolution of a series finale. And so, that's what it became. As a true Firefly fan...I honestly don't know if I would want whatever Firefly series would have had to follow that movie. If I were to close my eyes and dream at all now, it will be for a Firefly prequel about the war and the history Browncoats.

    Firefly, in the end, was like Cowboy Bebop...an amazing ride, but written in such a way that when its over...its over.

    - JoeShmoe

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    1. Re:(Spoilers) I blame Whedon's salt-the-earth plot by oneiron · · Score: 1

      He set it up for prequels, btw. There was a very long gap between the end of Firefly and the beginning of Serenity. Why doesn't anyone realize this?

      That's not to say he didn't plan on continuing with the story beyond Serenity.... It's just that there's plenty of room for more action with the current cast...pre-serenity.

    2. Re:(Spoilers) I blame Whedon's salt-the-earth plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, at the Alamo Drafthouse Rolling Roadshow showing both Jewel Staite and Summer Glau mentioned that Wash and Book would most likely be in sequels as flashbacks.

    3. Re:(Spoilers) I blame Whedon's salt-the-earth plot by tsotha · · Score: 1
      But it's not the good guys that make a story - it's the bad guys. Why was Die Hard a big movie? Alan Rickman's character, not Bruce Willis's. And then there's Darth Vader.

      I thought "the operative" was sufficiently compelling to rate a couple of TV episodes, at least. Also, there's some mileage left in the blue-hand guys from the series. They were pretty creepy and could rate another couple episodes.

  148. Welcome to the club. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Most people love soap operas, these sorry excuses of shows (Buffy, Firefly) are just that.

    And the movie (Serenity0 that I have the displeasure to watch is so lame that I feel vindicated when I check the box office sales.

    Such crappy movie deserves to lose money. All of it if possible.

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    1. Re:Welcome to the club. by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

      Hmm good point about soap operas, they truely are just that. Maybe it's a generation bought up on those awful soaps they had in the 80's and 90's who get off on these shows.

      I watched about 30 minutes of Serenity before leaving.

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  149. Serenity Was A Dumb Name by whiskey+tango+foxtro · · Score: 1

    A lot of people I know who can be counted on for an SF movie didn't know what it was and from the name of it thought it was a chick flick. With Buffy The Vampire Slayer you instantly got it. With Serenity, if you didn't know, you didn't get it, and the core audience wasn't big enough for the name of the movie to be an inside joke.

  150. Re:"2, Interesting" ? by I_Strahd · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I thought it was funny too.

  151. Joss' reply to the article by zaibutsu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is here. His comment begins "All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight"

  152. Re:No rights for it - Translation by apflwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, it's more like "We won't make it, and we won't allow anyone else to make it, because it's ours. We don't care that it might make or lose money for someone else. It's our football, and nobody else gets to play with it."

    Come on. It sucks that the show is dead, but Mr. Whedon did make a deal, and he did make a lot of money. When Josh sold Firefly to Fox he was just coming from Buffy and Angel, both very succesful (Buffy more so, of course.) I guarantee his deal was for six figures, if not seven. Universal probably got a better deal since the show wasn't so much of a hit, but it probably wasn't cheap to negotiate either. He could have held out for an option that returns the property back to him after a period of inactivity (though the major studios may or may not have gone for that.) Or better yet, he could have gone to Sci-Fi or another cable channel in the first place and got a deal that would have been more to his favor-- and put the show on in a place that would have a better chance of nurturing it, where a small but loyal fan base could carry a show. If he really felt this was a story that must be told he could have arranged for independant financing, produced the film himself and held on to all of the rights. He did not do that. He went for the major studio money and made a fair deal on their terms, knowing full well that the stakes are higher and most ideas don't make it. Yes, it's theirs and they can say what the future of Firefly/Serenity is... But the studios did invest quite a bit of money and time into productions that had a chance and failed. Why should they be expected to give back the rights? Because a relatively small fan base wants them to? Does Whedon even want them back?

    Did the studios give the property a fair shake? Fox didn't, IMHO, but at least it was on the air for a while, which is more than most good ideas can say. Universal promoted it pretty heavily but it still tanked. Maybe this is just an idea that wasn't meant to find a mass audience. Anyway, Whedon's a creative guy, I'm sure he has more projects in the works.

  153. False by ThePepe · · Score: 5, Informative

    This little blurb seems completely contrary to

    http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027 and

    http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22059 (look towards bottom of article).

  154. Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spoile by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only part im sad about is it seems Joss had plans for 2 more and if thats true then there must have been more plot to explore but now we'll never know

    This reminds me of something which others here might find amusing... after having recently watched the Firefly episodes, the episode commentaries, and the movie, I somehow got the half-baked idea that Inara is a vampire, or a succubus, or some other sort of supernatural creature. Whedon's other shows, Buffy and Angel, are pretty obviously in the same universe, but there's nothing solid tying Firefly to that same universe... or is there?

    The evidence I collected is pretty poor/circumstantial, but as a whole it's rather interesting to muse about, I think:

    * In the "Out of Gas" episode, there's a scene where the doctor (Simon) and Inara are chatting about their inevitable demise. On the commentary the director of that episode mentions that there was a clue to something about Inara which didn't get expanded on in the show. During this scene the following dialog takes place:

    Inara: I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
    Simon: I just don't want to die on it.
    Inara: I don't want to die at all.

    I might be imagining things, but IMHO Inara sounds kind of sinister when she says that, as if she really doesn't plan on dying.

    * I might be wrong on this, but I can't recall any time that Inara appears outside in the sun with exposed skin. The one time I recall her being outside was in "Trash," where she appears outside wearing a veil. (Now that I think about it though, there might be an exception in "Shindig" during the duel...)

    * In the pilot, when Firefly passes by Reavers and everybody thinks they're about to die, Inara pulls out a little case which looks like a suicide kit. In the commentary the director says it's not a suicide kit, but actually a secret about Inara which would've been revealed later. It doesn't look like the sort of weapon you'd use to fight off Reavers, so perhaps it's something supernatural?

    * In the commentary, one of the directors mentions how Inara was supposed to be played in a way which showed her as having more wisdom than someone her age to have, wisdom beyond her years. This could just mean that she's smart, but could also have other connotations.

    * In Serenity, Inara fights using a weapon which rapidly switches between being a bow and a crossbow. The rapid switching is probably a blooper, but in any case, a bow/crossbow is a pretty anachronistic weapon, even for Firefly.

    So yeah, the "evidence" I have is pretty fragmentary, and there's alternative explanations for just about all of it. It's pretty obvious though that Whedon had some sort of deep, dark secret in Inara's past that he didn't have a chance to reveal. What are your thoughts? Can anyone else think of things to support/refute this?

  155. Films make money in first weekend by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    Hollywood films generally make the majority of their money in the first weekend, so that overlong and indulgent films do not lose out (Think "Titanic") I have a suspicion that there's more money to be made in the King Kong video game(s) therefore the long action scenes are appropriate as a vehicle for selling merchandise. I suspect you know less about Hollywood than you think.

  156. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

    I watched Battlestar:Galactica once. Whereas Firefly strikes a chord with me because it is both sci-fi and a wonderful drama suffused with humanity, Battlestar seemed like it was trying to strike a chord by being both sci-fi and edgy political commentary or something. The Cylons have to be metaphors for terrorists, etc. This is why I didn't like it: although both Firefly and Battlestar go way beyond sci-fi and tap into our lives today, Firefly does this by exploring what it is to be human. Battlestar just does this by exploring today's (imagined?) culture of fear, distrust, and paranoia. I'm sure that could make good sci-fi; in fact, I'm sure that's made good sci-fi. I just feel like Battlestar is something I've watched before: an explicit attempt to take elements of our modern lives and marry them to spaceships. Firefly doesn't try to draw parallels to today; instead, it makes the future believable in terms of how we've acted and always acted. To me, it's the difference between rewriting The West Wing in the future, and doing something original.

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  157. sales... by plonk420 · · Score: 1

    even tho it's been really really high on the amazon best seller list, it's only sold 500,000 (as of last september)... less than what i'd expect for being as "high" on the amazon list for as long as it has been...

  158. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
    You are. Number 1 was played by Marjorie Monaghan.

    Michelle Forbes played Ensign Ro on Star Trek: The Next Generation, as well as various other parts over the years, including a part in 'Escape from LA'.

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  159. Interesting, indeed. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Y'know, that's really, really interesting. I'd never thought of it that way, and if a bold of lightning falls from the cloudless sky and makes me into a TV writer, I promise that I will in fact explore character development through events that cast a long, long shadow.

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  160. Lost and Firefly are apples and oranges by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
    I couldn't watch Lost because I thought the writers were just spoon-feeding the audience. I thought Lost was the worst writing I'd ever seen, down there with Buffy and Angel.

    Lost is brilliant, from a TV network executives level (shit-for-brains). It is probably the first sucessful attempt at a surreal, Twin Peaks type of show that works. (The original TP didn't.) What storylines in Lost do you find had incredibly poor, predictable, stilted dialog? Did you hate the Twilight Zone? I can't think of anything more "predictable" that a series of morality play vignettes. Or do you mean by "spoon-feeding" that you hate the writers dragging out the storylines in the show? (Which is not the proper application of the expression "spoon-feeding".)

    And to put Angel in the class of "horribly written"??? The dialogue was great & snappy (with hideous flaws in some instances), just like BtVS, but it was a film noir type of show. If you don't like the feel of detective stories of the '30s-'50s, if you don't like inner moral conflict and the nature of moral philosophy, you're not going to like Angel.

    (I'm not going to defend BtVS. I wasn't a teenage adolescent girl, and I didn't find high school as the most formative period of my life. But the writing was fine (up to season 5), and its the iconic showcase for Whedon's writing talent.)

    Firefly did not have "realistic" dialogue. For openers, none of my friends or co-workers are that witty. You'd have to wade through twenty years of my life to glean the equivalent amount witticisms in one episode of Firefly. And action shows are not my definition of high entertainment. More like how the drooling masses entertain themselves.

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    1. Re:Lost and Firefly are apples and oranges by spir0 · · Score: 1

      Lost is brilliant

      followed by ...

      Firefly did not have "realistic" dialogue. For openers, none of my friends or co-workers are that witty.

      really says it all. everyone I know *is* that witty. but, you know, the weather down here in new zealand is a bit colder, so our brains haven't been fried.

      And action shows are not my definition of high entertainment. More like how the drooling masses entertain themselves.

      Funny. I always thought the drooling masses were those who watched mind numbing shows that focus on the politicking of humans/aliens. You know, Bab 5, Star Trek, CSIs, etc etc ad infinitum.

      Ergo, the drooling masses have lots more shows made for them, and those of us who are still in complete control of our cranial functions must endure short-lived shows because we are not part of the masses.

      Or it could be something else. What do I know?

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  161. MOD PARENT UP by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to make a "mod parent up" post

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  162. Re:No rights for it - Translation by FLEB · · Score: 1

    Creators have control of their inventions until such time as they freely give up the rights to them. If they choose to bargain with their inventions, that's their own choice to make. If rights couldn't be voluntarily transferred, they would lose much of their value, and intellectual creation would become less and less of a viable career.

    To say that situations like this are an affront to copyright's mission is similar to saying that selling some unknown valuable antique at a yard sale for five bucks is an affront to commerce. It might've been the wrong decision to make, but the fault is solely on the people involved in the transaction.

    If nothing else, this does mean that new and better things have to be made, since the original rights are locked up. Progress isn't about standing in the same place.

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  163. Best marketing effort? Are you kidding me? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    First off: A septembre release is not an effort, that's the friday 8pm timeslot all over again.

    Secondly, what the hell is up with that poster? Who is that? Is that supposed to be River? Hard to tell.

    And finally, relying on viral marketig whilst at the same time bumming out all the fans by killing off one of the characters in a very powerfull movie moment. Seriously, depressed fanboys are not a good marketing move.

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  164. It _was_ crap. by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 1

    Those 4.5% were right, though. The series (Firefly) is very good (a couple of episodes are bad, a couple are brilliant), but the movie was a piece of crap. It was as if they took one of the bad episodes (like "The message" or "Out of gas"), stretched out the plot holes, ridiculous plot devices (Mr. Universe? Puh-leeze!) and just plain stupid parts until it was the right length for a film, and didn't even bother to add more jokes or witty dialogue.

    I have to wonder if James "plot hole" Cameron managed to infect the script, somehow. At least Cameron can direct action sequences (the space battles in Serenity are depressingly bad, and even the fight sequences only manage to be passable thanks to Summer Glau's natural ability - the direction, editing and coreography are very poor).

    I suspect the people who gave Serenity a positive score were fans of the series, who were just glad to get a new "fix".

    Serenity is not just bad because of what it is (and it is very bad - the fact that other recent sci-fi is terrible doesn't make it good), but also because of what it could have been, and because of all the bridges it burns (not just the characters, but the whole "universe"). Any fan of the series could have written a better plot for the film.

    If I had seen Serenity before Firefly, I wouldn't have bothered to watch Firefly at all (and Firefly is probably my favourite sci-fi series of the last 15 years).

    If Serenity was what Whedon had in mind for Firefly, I'm glad the series died there. Now excuse me while I watch "Our Mrs. Reynolds" for the 7th time.

  165. Re:No rights for it - Translation by westlake · · Score: 1
    I hate that publishers that own rights to something can just squat on not only that "intellectual" property but any derivative work.
    How on earth does this sort of thing Promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts?

    It forces competitors to come up with something new and something better.

    You want to write a successful series of children's books? You don't need Narnia and you don't need Hogwarts: A Series of Unfortunate Events

  166. MOD PARENT UP by haney64 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Joss has been consistently saying that he is obsessed with Firefly etc. and that would seem obvious due to all the work he did to keep it going, with a statement like "I will not rest until I find Firefly a home"

    Here's the full text of Joss's own reply:

    All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

    I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

    -joss (by which I mean Tim)

    (no, actually me.)
    joss | December 21, 02:12 CET
  167. Neither Series nor Film was very good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It had a hard-core fanatical fanbase, but one that's pretty small. Recall that the Boxofficemojo numbers are raw box office; studio keeps about half of everything (around 75% first weekend). Add to that some substantial marketing costs for both film and for any DVD promotion and you have a financial loser.

    It wasn't fun, feel-good entertainment and couldn't break out of it's sub-cult fanbase because all the things that made the hard-core love it turned off the wider audience: too contemptous of various American cultural norms and behaviors, etc. Like right, wrong, good-guy and bad-guy. With no heroes only anti-heroes it was never going to do well.

    For DVDs to be hits they need the aisle-caps of Wal-Mart and Best Buy. That's reality. Wal-Mart is going to look at the box office and say no thanks. That's the way it is.

    So yeah Joss is unable to get wider acceptance from the general audience, he's not alone. Most of Hollywood is in a paradox. Their off-the-scale talents in writing or directing or what have you give them great success and wealth, which tends to make them isolated and contemptous of the ordinary people who made them successful in the first place. See: Steven Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Oliver Stone, etc.

    The "Long Tail Model" will NEVER work for Firefly / Serenity until/unless production costs drop so dramatically that you can make money off a million or so hard core fans. And the actors aren't working for free. Neither will the crew. Even then, which would you rather have? A film/tv-show that draws 20-40 million fans, or one that draws a million? Success in the entertainment business still centers around a mass audience.

  168. Joss' Reply? by teko_teko · · Score: 1
    A post in whedonesque.com from the link above says:
    All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

    I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

    -joss (by which I mean Tim)

    (no, actually me.)

    joss | December 21, 02:12 CET

    Since the website colors his name, I can assume he's the real Joss?
  169. Re:No rights for it by Mayhem178 · · Score: 0

    Now here is what seperates Heroes,

    From common folk like you and I

    The man they called Jayne, he turned around his plane

    And let that money hit sky

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    "You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles

  170. Please. by tm2b · · Score: 1

    Ummm... you do realize that there's nothing that Whedon could do that would have kept Wash alive, don't you? He doesn't own Alan Tudyk and Tudyk wanted to move on.

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    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    1. Re:Please. by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      I've heard the opposite. It Alan really wanted to move on than of course I wouldn't blame Wheddon for it. Last I heard Alan recommended his own death at the end of season 2 - but that he was actually disturbed by the death of his character in the movie.

      -stormin

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      The Southern Baptist Convention has creationism. On Slashdot, we have porn.
  171. I'm glad that Firefly is done by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

    There are far too many TV shows that last for too long. They just peter out and die. Bob Newhart stopped the Bob Newhart show because he didn't want it to become stale. So he went and started a new show. I think that's great for Whedon. Most fans of Buffy would agree that it shouldn't have gone on for as long as it has. Simpsons is another great example of a show that has become worse with age. Stop while you're ahead. There are always new oceans to sail.

  172. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    I think you're the one trying too hard to marry these things up. Of all the groups in the Battlestar Galactica series universe that could be compared to terrorists, the Cylons wouldn't be terribly close to the top of the list. Although, particularly in several of the on-Caprica episodes, I thought they came off pretty close to Nazis, with their experimentation on people and all. Terrible beings, yes, but not really anything like terrorists.

    --
    "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  173. Interesting comparison. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    B5 was produced under its budget, which was half the budget of Star Trek:TNG, which was half the budget of Firefly. Firefly only avoided the issue with aliens in rubber masks because they had no aliens at all. You may complain about the makeup in B5, but they did win three Emmys for it. (Well-deserved, I thought. Sometimes the effects didn't work at all, like N'grath in the first season, but sometimes they really did, like the Narn makeup.) Also, eight years in the evolution of cheap computer graphics is a long, long time. It'd be just as unfair to compare the effects from Battlestar Galactica (the new one) to those from Star Trek:DS9.

    But some of the things that made Firefly great also made Babylon 5 great, like a series composer who could give a uniform feel to the show which you just can't get without a dedicated musician. (The X-Files and BtVS benefitted from Mark Snow and Christopher Beck, respectively, in the same way.)

    What really got me about Firefly was that Babylon 5 was barely watchable in its first season. Oh, there were good ideas in there, but the acting was occasionally terrible, the tone was all over the place, and the creator didn't seem to have a consistent idea of what he was doing. But it picked up considerably from about episode 13 ("Signs and Portents"). Yes, there were bad episodes after that, but the arc had started up, and I was hooked. And unlike, say, on The X-Files, there was actually a plan behind the arc, other than "drag the audience around until they notice there's no man behind the curtain".

    Firefly, by contrast, was dead brilliant from its very first act. And that's what made me so, so sad, because there's so much that's been lost, so much that could have been... and now won't be. Broke my damn heart at the end of "Objects in Space", when I knew there weren't no more t' be had.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  174. what about dvd sales by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

    i just wonder how the series did on dvd, and how the movie isgoing to do...

  175. Re:No rights for it - Translation by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

    Loved the TV show, and I loved the movie, have it playing right now. :)
    If the show is over thats ok, I have the DVD's and the hope Joss comes up with more and better shows.

  176. Good. Now back to the Buffyverse, please by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    I'm probably in the minority here, and JW himself is probably tired of hearing it, but if Firefly is dead, this leaves him free to stop fooling around with this SciFi stuff and get back to the Buffyverse where he does his best work by far. Just about every single person I know who knows whom I mean by "JW" is waiting for him to do a series based on Willow. Alyson Hannigan is busy at the moment, so he has some time to think up a story arc that is complete (like Buffy) and just doesn't keep limping along with no clear goal in sight (like Angel).

    I understand he was tired of the Buffyverse and had to take a break. Fine. Who wouldn't be. But in the end, a man has gotta accept his calling.

    1. Re:Good. Now back to the Buffyverse, please by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      The the series. And Angel. And the comics. And even the original movie. Buffy's had a lot come out over the years. Spinoffs are all well and good, but sometimes a franchise can be done to death with overexposure. (case in point: Star Trek)
      Sometimes what a show or franchise really needs is to either go on hiaitus, or finish entirely.

      Yes, as a story addict, I dearly love for every series I follow to go on forever and go from strength to strength. Sadly, this rarely happens. And I'd rather a show I enjoy finish early on a high note than get finally killed off after running too long.

      Plus if Joss Whedon decides he's got other stories to tell then he should go for it.

      --
      Tiggs
      "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
  177. Heh. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means [constraints and tired plots of conventional sci-fi stories].

    I do agree with you, by the way; I think tales of "eternal human verities" which translate into "people making the same stupid mistakes" aren't very inspiring or uplifting, even if they're supposed to be. I just don't think Firefly falls into that category simply because it lacks aliens, robots and time travel.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  178. Not the same day by onemorechip · · Score: 1

    The DVD came out today (Dec. 20), and this article appeared in the print edition of Entertainment Weekly last Friday (Dec. 16).

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    But, I wanted socialized health insurance!
  179. Re:Just a thought.... **SPOILERS** by ClubStew · · Score: 1

    Zoe and Jayne would still be the hired muscle. In both ass-kicking scenes River was set off by some event (either the subliminal message or her brother getting shot). She's a loaded weapon, but someone still needs to pull the trigger.

    But you and a couple other posts a little up the thread are exactly right and I'm surprised that so many Firefly fans missed it: River was a weapon and the series was just starting to make that apparent. The gun scene where she kills 3 guys after only a quick glance (and then not looking again while firing) was a dead give-away to at least one of her "special abilities" "give" to her by the Alliance.

    Killing off Book wasn't so much a tragedy as Wash since Book was already on his way out, but has anyone considered that Alan who played Wash didn't want to continue? Would fans be happier if they stuck someone else in the part (like a new O'Niel and Jackson from the movie to the show (don't get me wrong, I like both actors in the show better anyway))? I seriously doubt it.

  180. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
    i>I'd be picking it up today even if it wasn't my first VFX film job.... I just watched the last of the Firefly TV series last night, having not discovered it until work on the film wrapped up, and I'm pissed I won't see more of these characters.

    I first heard of Firefly here on Slashdot. I don't watch a lot of TV. I got curious and downloaded the whole series, and an early TC of the film, off the Usenet.

    I was knocked out. Flawed heroes, villains with a bit of depth, terrific music in the series [so-so in the film, IMHO], and the 'cowboy' thing juxtaposed against the 'futuristic' environment was realistic. [think about it, the World and all of its people will never be on anything like the same wavelength, technologically speaking]. Example: The Russian peasants didn't fight the Panzer divisions, in the early 40s, with sticks and pitchforks out of some innate urge to live out 'cowboy' romanticism.

    I bought the series in DVD form as a birthday gift for my daughter. And the DVD of the film will go out to her as a holiday gift, also. It was a terrific series, well-written, the crew obviously took their work seriously, the cast was marvelous, and the story was a nice post-Enlightenment look at people, flawed and heroically fabulous, in crises. Very well done, and I'll miss it like old friends, like family, as corny as that sounds. [and I'm old enough to know better...but...]

  181. In the words of Douglas Adams... by Bloody+Templar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't Panic!

    It appears that Joss was taken way out of context.

    http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027

  182. No, dude. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    That was when he figured that he needed to invoke the Dead and Evil Lesbian Cliche. And he did it an old and stupid way. At least when J. Michael Straczynski invoked it, he did so in a new and different way. (The Dead Lesbian and the Evil Lesbian were the same character.) I can't imagine what purpose it served or... or anything. It's like he fears that the fans will start adoring him too much, so he occasionally delivers a nut shot so they won't.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  183. Is that you? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you. ... R. Kelly?

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  184. Wal-Mart not helping? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    For DVDs to be hits they need the aisle-caps of Wal-Mart and Best Buy. That's reality. Wal-Mart is going to look at the box office and say no thanks. That's the way it is.

    That's funny; I learned about the release date from the poster put right at the front of my local Wal-Mart, on those "inventory protection" posts, where they market the upcoming movies and video games. Must only be my Wal-Mart, then.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Wal-Mart not helping? by Hidyman · · Score: 1

      Your Wal-Mart is not the only one.
      I saw the same thing at my local Wal-Mart.
      They also put it on the end-cap, had a bunch of empty rows.
      I had to go to another Wal-Mart to buy 5 widescreen copies for Christmas presents.
      They only had 2 left, and those were fullscreen

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      You can't take the sky from me ...
  185. Horay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hiiiiiicks iiiiiin ssssspaaaaaceeee!

    Good riddance - perhaps we can now move on to a show that doesn't actually suck. I hope Joss doesn't pollute television with any more crap.

  186. SPOILERS by aichpvee · · Score: 1
    despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million.

    That's what killed the movie's box office take. Did anyone see the advertising they put out for it? If that's Universal's "best marketing efforts" I'd hate to see their worst. The TV ads were some of the worst ever.

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  187. Curse by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    your sudden but inevitable one-liner.

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    -------- In Soviet Russia, "Soviet Russia" sigs hate Slashdot.

  188. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    Michelle Forbes is (IMHO) much prettier now, as compared to when she played Ro Laren. Longer hair looks good on her.

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  189. Re:No rights for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
    He robbed from the poor and gave to the rich
    Stupid Bitch!
  190. Yes Virginia, there is a Joss by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's the real Joss. I've been a Whedonesque member long enough to say that with some authority. Here's the direct link, btw.

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    "Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."
  191. Link by David+Nabbit · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's the direct link to that wonderful statement: http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027#101124

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    "Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."
  192. Re:No rights for it - Translation by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's more to it than that. If you've been involved with the industry then you know that personal politics, whims, and downright mean-spiritedness have a great deal to do with cancellations and refusals to sell as well. This is an industry where profit often *isn't* the bottom line and where individuals will often torpedo working projects to push a personal agenda, or simply to stick it to someone they don't like.

    For example, it's a rather well-known (in the industry) fact that "Dark Angel" wasn't cancelled due to ratings but because a certain powerful executive (a woman who still works in the business) harbored a very public hatred of Jessica Alba. Public in the sense of that it made the rounds in business as a recurring bit of gossip, not public in the sense that you, Joe Smith, know about it. She made it one of her primary goals to sink that show any way she could. What's mildly amusing about this is that she's acquired a reputation for doing this sort of thing, and at least a half-dozen cancellations are attributed to her vindictiveness because the shows featured a woman she didn't like. Not that she doesn't like Ms. Alba because of some unpleasant personal interaction (they've never met, to my knowledge), but because Ms. Alba is extraordinarily gorgeous - and she despises gorgeous women. Especially strong-willed gorgeous women, and most of all strong-willed gorgeous women that fellow male executives drool over and talk about to each other within the range of this vipers hearing.

    No names, but her pecadillos have reached the point where a bit of google searching can turn up the very same info I've just related, along with some of the shows that've been on her hit list (apart from "Dark Angel").

    This is not an unusual thing. Many shows do just fine ratings-wise, yet get cancelled despite the fact that they make money. The reasons are usually rooted in the malicious behavior of executives more enamored of power than of money. Others are appalling (e.g., "Enterprise") but are kept because someone on the show (in this case, Berman) knows where some very, very embarrassing bodies are buried.

    When it comes to television, don't attribute to stupidity what can instead be ascribed to petty evil. Nine times of out ten the reasons are firmly rooted in petty evil.

    Max

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    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  193. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    I also had no idea who Joss Whedon was before I saw Firefly on DVD. I didn't really watch Buffy or Angel until after seeing Firefly, and didn't realize they were made by the same guy. Personally I thought Buffy was absolutely fantastic but Angel wasn't really that great (Angel took itself far too seriously, and I have a hard time taking vampires and demons seriously).

    Anyway, yeah, I didn't get into any of this because of Joss - but now that I know who he is, you can bet I'll watch whatever he makes next.

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  194. Still can't rent it by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Entertainment Weekly may be calling Serenity a failure and Joss Wheedon may be washing his hands of this project, but that doesn't change the fact that out of two Blockbusters and a Hollywood video in my town, none of them had copies to rent. All were checked out today...

  195. A great disturbance in the force by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

    ...as if millions of geeks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    Seriously. Firefly = same guy who wrote Buffy. Trying SF. With cowboys.
    Major suckage. Futurama must return!

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    -- No Sig is a Good Sig
  196. Not shown in Europe by bmcage · · Score: 1

    Not shown in Europe, and I mean large parts of the continent with that. In my region (6 million people) it was shown in 2 (TWO) theatres with no (NO) publicity. Had do drive 70 km at 22u to see this movie the second week it was out. Was worth it though. No wonder the international box office is low. I did take 4 non SF fans who also never saw Buffy with me. They all liked or loved the movie and had no regrets....(well except for the killing of Wash, that's indeed something that gives many people on an instinctif level a bad feeling)

  197. Happy fluffy endings. by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 1
    Here be spoilers.

    > Killing Wash in a way that many felt was pointless

    It set up that any of the main characters might die, which upped the suspense. So when Kayle gets shot by the Reavers in the neck, you don't know if she's gonna make it. Same with Simon getting a gut shot and River taken by the reavers.

    I don't like the movie nearly as much as episodes like Out of gas, War stories, Our Mrs Reynold... not because Wash was killed, but because it was too James Bond/Pinky and the Brain/Bruce Willisey with people doing impossible things, instead of being the people history stepped on like in the series.

    1. Re:Happy fluffy endings. by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      See any of my numerous posts where I respond to the whole "killing Wash made me feel like ANYONE could die".

      But in addition, the movie is already such a plot stretch in exactly the ways you stated that killing Wash added more of a feeling that the plot was contrived to cover for the weaknesses than to a general feeling of "realism"

      Wash: I don't know, doesn't that sound like science fiction or something?
      Zoe: Dear, we live in a spaceship.

      -stormin

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  198. It never got to a theater in the whole country! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I call bullshit on this one. Most people I know never heard of the movie. When I went to the theater, there was no movie poster nor a listing on the Marque. The screen number that it was showing in, rather than having a lit sign over the number, had a hand written tag taped to the light, and this is no "small" theater. This was the largest in the area.

    I was very much awaiting Serenity so that I could go see it with a bunch of my friends but it never appeared in any theaters in Finland! There was mention of it for a short time on one of the movie distributors webpages http://www.sandrewmetronome.fi/ but it disappeared shortly after. Obviously the movie was dropped. I also consulted the main movie theater company http://www.finnkino.fi/ about the movie but they had no knowledge of serenity or whether it was coming (and that was on november).

    How are they going to get viewers for the movie when the movie can't be seen in any theater!? The potential certainly was there - the Firefly series has been shown on nationwide TV just this year!

    I've already seen Serenity (thanks to p2p networks) and I thought it was great - I'll probably buy the DVD on January/February next year when it's released in Europe. And the complete series along with it.

    It would have been nice to even have had a chance to see it.

  199. DVD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldnt any comments on how well the film did have made more sense after the dvd sales figures come in? Quite a few film do badly at the cinema but sell truck loads on dvd

  200. Re:No rights for it - Translation by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

    I'm very curious about this. Could I trouble you for an email (can be found on my site fairly easily) or a few more terms that I could google for to fill in the missing pieces?

  201. where did you look? down the back of the sofa? by dodyskin · · Score: 1

    "Buffy fans, in my experience, aren't really open to the kind of fine-distinctions you're talking about"

    I think you are praps not being completely totally honest here maybe?

    Because if Buffy fans are known for anything, it's overthinking.

    1. Re:where did you look? down the back of the sofa? by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Let's not mistake quantity with quality.

      Anybody who's taken philosophy classes knows how much kids this age like to sound deep - and maybe even feel deep. You get kids that can pontificate for hours and hours and hours on end without ever really saying anything.

      Plus fanboys and fangirls of ANY series are known to way overanalyze their beloved franchise. But that doesn't magically transfer all those long, long essays on whether Hermione is right for Harry or Ron into academic-level literary criticism.

      -stormin

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  202. Oh god, Oh god, oh god! by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    There is no-way I can even begin to beleave that it is the end of firefly. Has anyone ever thought of making a fan-series? If a site was set up where donations could be made I would definately donate.

    You can't take the sky from me (and if you try I'll shut my eyes, put my fingers in my ears and go lalalalalala)

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    In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.
  203. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just thinking the same. I haven't seen the firefly series or the movie. I did like the original Buffy once upon a time but not sure if W wrote that one as well...?
    I hate both Buffy and Angel, which are series for teenage girls. Because of that I am pretty unsure if I would dare spend 2 hours of my life finding out if the Serenity movie is good. What to do!?

  204. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

    Whedon wrote the screenplay for the Buffy movie then watched as the studio (or someone else, not sure) tore it apart. That's why he made the tv show, he felt that it hadn't been used the way he wanted so he told his story through the series. Buffy is a bit too silly for me sometimes, I really liked the 10 or so episodes of Angel I caught. Anyway, you should be able to pick up the Firefly box set for about the same price as the Serenity DVD, I know here in the UK the Firefly box set is being sold in one store at £17.99, Serenity will likely cost £15 or so. This would be much better value for money, plus then if you enjoy the series you can decide whether to pay for another two hours and see Serenity.

  205. We gotta... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    Walsh: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

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    With the first link, the chain is forged.
  206. The thing is.... by Vertigo1 · · Score: 1

    The movie did nothing more than the TV series did. It is a great TV show and they SHOULD bring it back. The movie was so so at best. And Wash dying really nuked the funny outta the show.

    I'd take the tv show back instead.

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  207. Not the end of the world! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    The movie can still be the "end" of the series, and they can still make more episodes!

    If Firefly were to come back for more episodes, they could just pick up where the normal episodes left off, with Walsh and Book alive. Just say the events in the movie take place years in the future. It's not the end of the world even if they do fuck with the timeline; think about how popular Highlander is/was with the sci-fi crowd, and it's timeline is ALL fucked up.

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  209. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, but I have a similar experience. I didn't know anything about FireFly but checked out the first series on a whim from my local library. After seeing the very first two hour premere, I was instantly hooked. I loved the how the show was set in a gritty universe like the original StarWars. I'm not a big country western lover, but I thought the cut scene music had a fresh appeal. My only gripe might be how every planet seemed to have horses...but I guess that just goes with the music. Anyhow, I instantly loved the series. Now I come to slashdot and hear how the series is dead? That's a total bummer. Finally, something I can enjoy and it's gone. However, after hearing a few spoilers about the demise of the series, I suppose I'm not too disappointed. Buffy was a nice show that I never liked, because I don't care for the super chic heros that are so over played these days. Then I hear the same director made Angle...another show I never cared to watch. So when I hear they make River into another super chic hero...or illude to that effect...that just kinda kills the whole thing for me. I liked the show initially because everyone was normal. No super powers or anything stupid like that. Granted, I've only seen the first series and I have no Buffy or Angle experience, but it sounds like I can draw one conclusion....Joss seems to follow this same pattern for every thing he does...all have super chic heros. Yeah, sound like Wonder Woman will be his next movie....and of course I won't care for it. I was so excited about FireFly being this new scifi made with normal characters...now I'm just a bit dissappointed.

  210. Re:No rights for it - Translation by wwest4 · · Score: 1

    Ms. Alba is extraordinarily gorgeous - and she despises gorgeous women. Especially strong-willed gorgeous women, and most of all strong-willed gorgeous women that fellow male executives drool over and talk about to each other within the range of this vipers hearing.

    If I had clout in the industry, I would do everything I could to kill any show with Joe Rogan. Could someone with power please get rid of him somewhere outside of Las Vegas or something?

  211. Oh, no, let's never do *that* by dodyskin · · Score: 1

    ...all those long, long essays on whether Hermione is right for Harry or Ron into academic-level literary criticism.

    Well, no, but dude, I linked you to an academic journal. So your point is slightly lost on me. Is it, and this is just a guess, I'm right and anyone who disagrees with me is dumb, or excluded from validity in some arbitrary way, because I'm *right*, dammit ?

    Because that's always fun! And useful! :/

    Those sites are talking about lots of things, not just saying "Wheddon [sic], why do you make me cry! I love you!", which is what you said you had mostly encountered.

    1. Re:Oh, no, let's never do *that* by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't check your link out yet. When I got to work I had over slashdot replies I was trying to go through before I got anything done!

      I'm actually not that desperate to be right about Firefly, Serenity, and Wheddonites. I'll look into the site that you sent me. So far I've run into a lot of Wheddonites claiming to analyze things and very few that rose above the level of fandom. Of course that's not to say no such examples exist - I just haven't seen them yet.

      -stormin

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    2. Re:Oh, no, let's never do *that* by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      over 20 replies

      stupid num lock key

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  212. Re:Killing characters... killing Firefly by Psykechan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at the three Whedon television shows (Serenity included) and you will see one glaring detail.

    If there is one thing that Joss loves to do, it's to get people really engrossed in the characters and then kill them off. Both Buffy and Angel have each died twice and many other side characters have bit the big one in many ways; some very touching and others just pointless.

    Joss even teased us with Mal's death in the movie back in June 2004.

    Without advance spoilers, I watched the movie knowing full well that some of the beloved crew would not be coming out alive. The deaths in the movie could be used to convey a sense of realism; the idea that everyone dies, even loved ones. They could also just be included because Joss is a sadist and never got to kill anyone when the show was on TV.

    it's good storytelling. You can't tease viewers with life or death situations if your main characters are invulnerable. Wash's death was gut wrenching to fans but it also set up the final part of the movie where you really had no clue if they were going to make it. That, my friend, is why they died.

  213. Enough, already by PMuse · · Score: 1

    As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says.

    And so do I. Thanks for a great run Joss.
    I'll be looking forward to whatever's next.

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  214. Re:Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spo by fraudrogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funny, I just watched "Shindig" last night. In the dueling scene, they were outside but under the shade of some large trees. I don't know the rules for Vampires in Whedon's universe so I don't know if that supports your theory or not.

    Now my thoughts: Whedon definitely made the "Companions" very alluring and mysterious. They had this great political power or is it an upper hand (in "Shindig" she rotorts to the guy who Mal beats in the duel "It doesn't work like that! You will never have the services of another Companion ever again" (big time paraphrase)? In the begining of that episode, she was in a filthy bar filled with shady folks sitting up on a stool looking very regal. One would think that would be very bad place for a hot upper class woman to be sitting, and she was very relaxed with no worries. Does this mean she's got some upper hand (super weapon, powers, just being a certified companion makes people lay off?) or does it mean that she is relaxed when Mal is around to protect her or does it mean she isn't very bright? Probably not the last one.

    Anyway, she was an interesting character with a lot of potential for where it could go (I never thought about your suggestion before which goes to show that potential) and she will make a great Wonder Woman if Whedon decideds to cast her.

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  215. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

    You should know that if you've seen the first season of Firefly then you've seen it all, there was never a second season. Serenity, the movie (not the pilot episode of the same name) was the first new Firefly in years. So if you've seen the whole series then you know that River didn't get made into a super chic hero. They gave her more action in the film, but I think Joss had to do that to get more interest from people who weren't fans, I assure you it doesn't swamp the film with River kicking ass - it's very tightly confined to a few minutes. Anyway, really I guess I'm just saying that if you made the investment to watch the series and enjoyed it I think it'd be a shame not to watch Serenity just because you "heard" that they'd spoiled the series. Lots of fans loved the movie, so it's not as clear cut as "Whedon sold out" or anything like that.

  216. Don't believe everything you read. by Nickvotrobeck · · Score: 1
    From www.whedonesque.com:

    All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

    I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

    -joss (by which I mean Tim)

    (no, actually me.)

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  217. Re:No rights for it - Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's talking about Gail Berman, who has been responsible for the death of most of those great Fox shows, and who recently left to run Paramount.

  218. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

    Well, I only watched half an episode. I got all this from a New York Times Magazien article on Battlestar:Galactica, which talked about the climate of the show matching up closely to today's political climate etc.

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  219. Who's Joss Whedon? by melbournian · · Score: 1

    Who's Joss Whedon?

  220. Re:No rights for it - Translation by LetterJ · · Score: 1

    Man, where can I contribute to THAT effort? I used to just have to avoid a few spots, but then syndication littered the playing field with hidden landmines. Won't someone clear the terrain of the Joe Rogan landmines?

  221. Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wash was Joss Whedon's proxy in the cast. He looked like a young Joss Whedon, talked like him, had his attitude, and got all the funniest lines.

    In short, that character was the author's voice.

    Killing Wash established that "all bets are off." It was just about the last thing any fan of the show expected, and Whedon had to do something on that scale of unexpected tragedy to change the tone and make it clear that you weren't just watching a two-hour TV epdisode and paying eight bucks to do so.

    It's also typical of Whedon's M.O. Everything you said so far throughout these threads sounds exactly like the complaints of thousands of angry lesbians which erupted when Tara (Willow's girlfriend) was shot in Season 7 of Buffy. "It wasn't needed" "the show will be weaker now" "it seemed meaningless to the story." Heck, do a global replace of "Wash" with "Tara" and throw in a little whining about how big media hates real lesbians, and your posts would fit right in to the whine-fests from back then.

    News Flash: Whedon is not only willing to kill off well-loved characters, he's actually eager for the chance to do so. He's an evil god who never wants his creations to be happy. Bear that in mind when watching anything he makes.

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  222. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    STOP SAYING THIS STUPID STUFF!!! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!

    Killing Wash established that "all bets are off." It was just about the last thing any fan of the show expected...

    It's also typical of Whedon's M.O.


    Pick one please.

    And finally: Whedon is not only willing to kill off well-loved characters, he's actually eager for the chance to do so. He's an evil god who never wants his creations to be happy. Bear that in mind when watching anything he makes.

    This is what I mean when I talk about misery-loving Wheddonites. You can rest assured that I have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in seeing anything else Wheddon has done.

    But you get this through YOUR head - I can like Firefly without liking Wheddon. Just like I can like Star Wars (original and unedited) but still hate Lucas for what he did to the show - both in "improving" the originals and creating the prequals.

    -stormin

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  223. Ach, I'm not even a sodding Browncoat by dodyskin · · Score: 1

    Okay, but maybe in future you could hold off the sweeping statements? Because you keep saying things that are so clearly false and it's embarrasing. And then you're breaking out the CAPSLOCK OF RAGE, and all the "I've debated this at length on the boards" and it makes you kind of look like someone who really cares.
    [nitpick]Except for the constant misspelling of Whedon's name[/nitpick]

    I mean, somewhere downthread you're using the fact that there are no disabled characters in Firefly to springboard into a rant about (and nice use of Us and Them, there, btw) the othering of disabled people. Except one of the main storylines of the show, and the film, is led by River, a child tortured and left with a mental illness so debilitating she needs a permanent 24 hour carer. Clearly, your deep analysis missed the exploration of the dynamics between carer and cared-for: the guilt, the obligation, the blame, and the deep battlefield-esque bond that formed. You missed River's anguish over being powerless, and her searching for a purpose, to be useful and to be whole. Or maybe you just discounted all that.

    Your keen eyes failed to read comments before you responded. You can't restrain yourself from having a go at "fandom", when you're clearly in it. You take jabs at "quantity over quality" when you're riding the teal deer to the Misty Point. You're going on like someone who found themselves in the minority on a fanboard and went a bit pompous and eyetwitchy over it. Just, just stop. You're hurting my face. :/

    1. Re:Ach, I'm not even a sodding Browncoat by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      Dude, the CAPS LOCK OF RAGE is the funniest thing I've read today! I'm definetely going to use that!

      However, I find your analysis of my rant on disability to be somewhat superficial. The fact that I mentioned only phsyical debilitations was not coincidental. I think that as Americans we have a hefty double-standrard in place. We push drugs for depression on TV commercials nonstop. We consider everything from internet use to cell phones addictive. We have no general, all-encompassing phobia of mental illness. It's part of our culture to be infatuated with it. From the mad scientist to the tortured genius we love to delve into the mysteries of mental illness.

      So actually my analysis didn't miss River, I just realize that she's the kind of disabled person that's easy to romanticize. She's young, attractive, vulnrable, poetic, mysterious, and above all she's physically whole. Contrast that with how the show would feel if River had some kind of induced Down Syndrome - physical characteristics and all. Doesn't fit, does it?

      If anything you're further confirming what I'm trying to say - that American entertainment in this aspect is superficial. What matters isn't "who is disabled and who's not" it's "who's physically different". If you realize that I'm talking about physical disabilities, or at least physically visible disabilities than I think you'll start to see that I'm not missing anything.

      The nation of breast implants, a million diets, lipo and botox is far more apprehensive of someone with no arm than someone with schizophrenia on TV. We hide physical blemishes, we treat mental illnesses.

      -stormin

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    2. Re:Ach, I'm not even a sodding Browncoat by dodyskin · · Score: 1
      Oh, okay. I'm not American and I live on disability with a disabled bloke, so I have no further perspective to bring to that topic.

      Be cool, you crazy cat.

  224. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 1

    Killing Wash established that "all bets are off." It was just about the last thing any fan of the show expected...

    It's also typical of Whedon's M.O.

    Pick one please.


    Whedon's M.O. is to move against audience expectaions. Therefore, those two sentences do not contradict.

    This is what I mean when I talk about misery-loving Wheddonites. You can rest assured that I have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in seeing anything else Wheddon has done.

    Fair enough. You'll miss out on a lot of quality entertainment and witty dialog in the name of avoiding art which troubles and upsets you, but to each his own.

    I can like Firefly without liking Wheddon. Just like I can like Star Wars (original and unedited) but still hate Lucas for what he did to the show - both in "improving" the originals and creating the prequals.

    Firefly is just a story which Joss Whedon chose to tell us. Star Wars is just a story which George Lucas chose to tell us. Neither tale came about on their own, but were products of the imaginations of their writers. You can dislike other works by the same authors, but it's rather silly to try to create an artificial distinction between a story you liked and a storyteller you sometimes don't. The fact that you are so upset about them ruining the stories you followed is actually a pretty good indicator that you LOVED their work, with great passion. You simply can't pay a writer a higher compliment than to be utterly pissed off at a plot twist you didn't like in one of their stories. It's rock-solid proof that these writers managed to engage you on a deeply personal level, which is the ultimate goal of anybody who tells a story in any medium.

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  225. Re:Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spo by henni16 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, in Serenity she is in the sunlight; also, having a vamipre or something supernatural(mystic) really doesn't fit in.
    Although, an "Inara" _is_ the Hindu goddess of rain and lightning and the Japanese god(dess) of rice/food :-)

    From what you have pointed out I would think more along the lines of genetic experiments/modifications(*).
    Stuff like this is mentioned in the series (not only River), it could easily explain old-age-but-young-looking and could also tie in nicely with the "Blue Sun" storyline.
    Also, maybe this isn't something special to Inara but that the companion training in general isn't only about candles, tea, pillows and seduction but also some genetic enhancements..


    And I woudn't think that much about the (cross)bow with the rocket-powered bolts/arrows because it also fits that Inara uses weapons that are - compared to the guns of the crew - some more modern (although bow, it is an electronic enhanced bow) and stylish.
    In fact, in the series (the scene you referenced at the end of "Trash") she also is the only one of the crew using a modern weapon (that little "ladylike" laser gun).


    (*) Using that suicide kit will probably turn her into Ms. Hyde ;-) .

  226. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    You simply can't pay a writer a higher compliment than to be utterly pissed off at a plot twist you didn't like in one of their stories.

    I disagree. What's a better indicator of the majesty of the Cistine Chapel - that it's beautiful from end to end or that (hypothetically speaking) Michalangelo painted a huge smiley face over one of the cherubs?

    You'd probably get a much greater reaction from the former than from the latter. And in a sense you would be demonstrating the quality of the artists OTHER work. But again I think this is evidence of the superficiality of this thinking. Because no matter how shocking the smiley face would be I think the Cistine Chapel is better without the stark contrast that would imbue upon it.

    The quality of art can not be judged, in my opinion, for the shock value it has. In my opinion shock value is cheap. You watch a movie that shocks and startles you - but does that mean it stays with you? The movies that I really, really love aren't ones that fail to shock me or that succeed in shocking me, they are movies that - years down the road - I can still find myself not only thinking about but also can still feel alive within me. I feel a better person for having seen them. I feel my life enriched by them. Like the Cistine Chapel they may not have a lot of "OMG he just got PWNED!!!!111oneone" moments in them - but they endure because the artist didn't screw up at point B just to show us how really awesome he was at points A and C.

    I'm not saying you can't have a shocker that also enriches, but I AM saying that by overemphasizing the importance of shock, tension, etc (the visceral "at the moment" aspect of a movie) you run the risk of replacing long-term value with shock value.

    That happens to be the mistake I think Whedon made.

    -stormin

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  227. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 1

    No, this is analogous to you screaming that the color of God's beard on the Cistine Chapel was a HUGE MISTAKE and therefore a big FUCK YOU from Michelangelo to the churchgoers.

    Many of us really liked the movie, and Wash's death scene contributed to it being a movie which moved and impressed us. You obviously didn't. That doesn't make Joss Whedon some kind of antichrist for telling the story in a way you don't approve of.

    I mean, Janeane Garafolo on prozac!!! If you take a minute to go back and re-read your posts, I think you'll be forced to admit that you're starting to sound like the Kathy Bates character in "Misery."

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  228. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Galactica 1980: the finding of Earth, aka "The Galactica Franchise just Jumped the Shark".

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  229. Re:No rights for it - Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's even more disheartening as you describe it. If someone of his stature, coming off a wildly successful series has to accept such shitty terms, what hope is there for someone with no track record that's just starting out. I'm not saying the movie-tv-music production houses shouldn't be allowed to make these very lopsided contracts, I just wish someone would figure out a viable way to keep more creative control with the actual creators.

  230. Re:No rights for it - Translation by stickfigure · · Score: 1

    OK, there's a lot of confusion here about how the entertainment industry works. Here is my understanding of how Firefly/Serenity got where it is, bassed on the trades and my industry knowlege. Joss Whedon, or his production company Mutant Enemy had a first look deal with Fox (the Studio) to create television projects. This deal probably sprung up because of the success of Buffy. He did Buffy with Sanddollar (another production company) so I think that predates the deal with Fox. The first look deal means that he has to let them "buy" any show idea he comes up with. Also, he's probably obligated to pitch a certain number of ideas over the life of the contract. If they pass, and again there are all sorts of contractual limits on what that means, etc., then he can take it to other studios. In the case of Firefly they didn't. Now Fox the studio has the show in development. This is where the pilot script is conceved/written. The studio takes the idea/work in progress to various networks. Fox probably goes to Fox TV first for obvious reasons. If the people who decide what Fox puts on the air don't like it, don't feel they have a slot for it, whatever, then Fox the studio takes it to other networks. That is why Angel was a fox show but on the WB and why Buffy went from WB to UPN. When the network picks up the pilot, they make that episode. Lots of pilots get made and it's basically a proof of concept episode. It has to introduce the world/characters/etc and also be a solid indicator of what a typical episode will look like. Dozens of pilots all compete for a small number of open slots in the network's schedule. Now, over the life of this process, personel can change, politics can get involved, etc. In the case of Firefly the executive who ulitmately killed the show resided at the network. I don't know if they were the one who greenlit it, but I understand that they did have a profesional relationship with Joss in the past. Another thing to understand is that jobs in Hollywood are highly insecure. You don't want to be the one to make a decision unless you can prove to your boss in triplicate that it's the same play they would have made. I think that's why we saw the scheduling monkey business, etc.

    Now on to the film. As you may have heard, the DVDs sold well. Real well. Money get's peoples attention, and from what I heard, the person who greenlit the film at Universal was also a fan. That never hurts. Universal isn't Fox. I've heard speculation online that there was a loophole in the contract allowing films. I don't know. It seems like something was worked out. From a who owns what standpoint, the film and the TV show are two entirely different properties. Fox isn't likely to ever relase television rights to anyone else because if it becomes successfull and you're the moron who sold it to them, you are out of a job. If it never makes a penny more, then no one was wrong. I don't make the rules.

    At the end of the day, what I just said is mostly office gossip and rumors based on the way the industry tends to work (in my experience). Take it with as much salt as you want. Just realize that it is less likely to be a big conspiracy. As a footnote. Mutant Enemy ended its relationship with Fox a year early. They told Fox not to pay them the rest of the contract and closed up shop for at least the remainder of the contract. Joss apparently lost his taste for TV (perhaps because of what was done to Firefly?). Fox even went on record saying they would have happily continued to pay him even if he didn't pitch any new ideas.

  231. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    Dude, I may be a persistant debater, but at this point I think only one of us is starting to sound crazy. In my circle of friends it's not uncommon to get worked up debating questions like whether sci fi is inherently better than fantasy or what some element of the movie Big Fish really meant.

    So for me, as a passionate fan of Firefly, it's no biggie to state what it is that I think went wrong with Serenity and why.

    But I'm totally cool with us disagreeing and even though I stand by my analysis for the most part (I don't have time to review everything and sometimes I make mistakes in my haste to post fast) I completely understand that you think Wash's death helped the movie out. That's cool, we disagree - life goes on.

    -stormin

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  232. Fairy Nuff. by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd make a crappy libertarian. The closest I can think of in television would be Blake's 7, but many books are along that theme. I'd call Neuromancer fairly libertarian, along with a decent percentage of Arthur C. Clarke's works. An interesting 60's sci-fi novel "Seven Keys to Eden" in which most of the real power was held by a 100% libertarian group, the "Extrapolators", was one of the few stories that really held itself together for me.


    In general, I dislike sci-fi that says "this is utopian" and/or "this is despotic". Sci-fi, for me, is about projecting ahead. Extrapolating. (No wonder I liked that novel.) If I want to listen to worshipful praise, there are plenty of channels that specialize in that. As for demonizing, there's always CSPAN. If the far distant future is a rehash of a Nader speech, it might be a good thing nobody has perfected cryogenics.


    Oh, I expect that the far distant future really will have elements of libertarian thought. It'll also have elements of socialist thought, communist thought, feudal thought, conservative thought, etc. Same as our politics of today have elements of the political systems of ancient Greece, ancient Rome and elements of the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent. We tend to build on what we have, which means not only will we still keep what we have (or how would we build on it?) but what we have will not keep still (we're a species of sub-creators, impermanence is the essence of our being, change is the only constant).


    Few things are wholly wrong, even less is wholly right, black-and-white thinking is a greater source of evil than any specific system. Any system can be made to work, with sufficient effort. Rigid thinking and bipolar societies are incapable of long-term survival, no matter what the effort.

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    1. Re:Fairy Nuff. by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      The thing is, though, is that the Alliance in Firefly isn't really "evil" in the sense you're getting at. It's simply viewed through the same sort of lense that a Confederate soldier would view the Union. Even their most atrocious acts are committed in the name of some greater good that they believe in, which doesn't make them right, but it's certainly not as black and white as you portray it as. I could go on about this but it would probably be very boring and fanboyish so I'll just leave it at this.

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  233. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 1

    That sounds considerably more reasonable than your earlier posts did. I also agree that only one of us was starting to sound crazy. Comparing the death of a character on a sci-fi show to defacing one of the greatest works of art in history... sorry dude, but that's nuts. I stand by my incredulity.

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  234. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    Sheesh - if you're going to read ridiculous things into metaphors all the time no wonder you're going to think everyone's crazy. Take a philosophy course sometime - they'll be talking about all sorts of ridiculous scenarios that could never happen because they help examine a point.

    -stormin

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  235. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 1

    I'm not the one who called Wash's death a "fuck you" to the fans. Be upset if you want, but have a little perspective, k?

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  236. Re:Avast! Spoilers ahead! by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    I didn't say that either. Go read it again. I said it was "fuck you" to the fans who were existentialists. And, if Joss is a nihilist like you say he is, than I'm dead right.

    I know that messageboard and flame wars aren't noted for their fine distinctions, but please read all of what I say. If you thought I said Whedon gave a big "fuck you" to the fans, that explains why you think I was going over board - but it's just not what I wrote.

    -stormin

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