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  1. Re:God damn it, just PICK A FUCKING LANGUAGE ALREA on Google May Adopt Apple's Swift Programming Language For Android, Says Report (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    It becomes web scale.

  2. Ew on HP's New Logo Is the Awesome One It Never Used (theverge.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    HP laptops? nasty

  3. Take THAT, Elrond Musk!

    - GM Shillbag

  4. Re:I switched to T-Mobile a few months ago on Verizon Plans $20 Upgrade Fee Even If You Pay Full Price For a Phone (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    The only problem is T-mobile's network is completely inferior to Verizon in any major city or populated area.

    Outside of a metro area it's not even a contest, verizon completely stomps t-mobile.

  5. Re:Microsoft unpaid shill on Oracle Seeks $9.3 Billion For Google's Use Of Java In Android (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is shaking down Android companies harder than Oracle:

    http://arstechnica.com/informa...

    C# would have been a far worse idea. Fewer developers, libraries, little open source support. Built by the only company more evil than Oracle.

  6. Re:What about IBM . . . ? on Oracle Seeks $9.3 Billion For Google's Use Of Java In Android (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    IBM paid Sun/Oracle to license the technology, they have no worries.

  7. Re:Microsoft should open source Edge. on Pale Moon Devs Ponder Dropping Current Codebase And Starting From Scratch (softpedia.com) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Thanks for the ad, Microsoft shill!

    How can I buy a new surfaceplank or whatever?

  8. Re:Does she run... on Could You Fall In Love With This Robot? (cnbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    She fsck you long time.

  9. Re:Does she run... on Could You Fall In Love With This Robot? (cnbc.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    She run anyting you want human, 5 bitcoin.

  10. Re:Help! I've Been Colonized And I Can't Get Up! on Jury Orders Gawker To Pay $115 Million To Hulk Hogan In Sex Tape Lawsuit (zerohedge.com) · · Score: 2

    No one expects the SUPREME COURT!

  11. Re:Confused?? on Windows 10 Now Showing Full Screen Ads On Lock Screen (consumerist.com) · · Score: 1

    They tried to get into the ad game by muscling in on Google with Bing... and lolfailed hard.

    Molesting Windows users is all they have left in the game. Well, Windows and Xbox users.

  12. Re:So does this mean on Five-Dimensional Black Hole Could 'Break' General Relativity (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's an easy mistake to make, but actually we're all going to get goatse'd, not get goatees.

  13. Actually this kind of protection (confirmation, fingerprint swipe, lock pattern, etc) are already used with NFC payments.

    My Galaxy Note requires it for contactless purchases.

  14. Re:I can see it now... on Judge Tells Apple To Help FBI Access San Bernardino Shooters' iPhone (engadget.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its pretty trivial to use this technique with Visual Basic, once you've identified the iOS device's IP address, you're home free.

  15. Hey look, its John C Dvorak!

  16. Why build a million dollar cluster when you can just use AWS?

  17. Re:Twice the speed... on Skylake Breaks 7GHz In Intel Overclocking World Record (hothardware.com) · · Score: 2

    Fastest python box in the world.

  18. Re:All I know is that this: on GitHub Is Undergoing a Full-Blown Overhaul As Execs and Employees Depart (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Protip: Keep your intellectual property on your own equipment.

  19. Also I'm pretty sure Nokia had tablets running X11 like 10 years ago?

  20. YAWN on Report: First Ubuntu Tablet To Be Unveiled At MWC 2016 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    More vaporware.

    I use Ubuntu but jesus this shit is getting old.

  21. That's how it worked in Demolition Man.

  22. Re:Not gonna read this on How the Internet Changed the Way We Read (dailydot.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, just checkout this introductory paragraph:

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me,
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath blurted out,
    Its earted jurtles,
    Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

  23. Re:AT&T buys staff? on Carrier iQ Goes Under, AT&T Buys Assets and Staff (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    It's probably a bunch of bullshit and CarrierIQ was an AT&T offshoot the entire time.

  24. Re:Snoracle on Oracle Asked To Help Low-Income Residents Evicted For Its New Cloud Campus (cio.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    Who in their right fucking mind would want to put their business in Oracle's hands?

    Remember when they totally botched the nation's new health care system?

  25. Weird Account Issues on Tech Segments Facing Turbulence In 2016 (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    Anyone else having strange issues with your Slashdot account? Like certain pages say you aren't logged in... but you can't login. BUT when you go to a story, you're logged in?

    Some kind of new cache change or something?