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  1. Re:Blew their support contracts.. on Certificate Expiry Leads to Total Outage For Microsoft Azure Secured Storage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death has made into the new mobile cloud age.

    I mean the Azure Screen of Death, excuse me Mr. Ballmer.

  2. I wonder what color the error screen was?

    Perhaps it was... Azure?

  3. Re:Performance on NetBSD To Support Kernel Development In Lua Scripting · · Score: -1

    It shall be named ClusterFux!

  4. Re:Terrible Software on Residents Report Bright Streak Over Bay Area Friday Evening · · Score: -1

    Actually that's a feature in this case.

    No I don't work for canonical.

  5. Aww man on Paleontologist Jack Horner Answers Your Questions · · Score: -1

    At first I read that as "Jack Chick."

    I'm so bummed now.

  6. Re:So... why use Opera? on Opera Picks Up Webkit Engine · · Score: -1

    Why would someone use anything other than Chrome or Chromium on any platform?

  7. Re:Reality vs idealism on W3C Declares DRM In-Scope For HTML · · Score: -1, Troll

    HTML is a bunch of terrible hacks all piled on top of each other.

    Hopefully this kills HTML off and encourages everyone to migrate to decent user interface technologies.

  8. Re:Geeks, get to work. on Surface Pro Sold Out; Was It Just Understocked? · · Score: -1

    Yep, you hit the nail on the head.

    If you want a tablet, get an Android or Apple tablet.

    If you want a laptop, just buy a real laptop and not the Surface POS.

  9. Re:No on Is the Era of Groundbreaking Science Over? · · Score: 0

    I dunno doesn't a perpetual motion machine make cold fusion kind of superfluous?

    Haha, just kidding... they're the same thing!

  10. No on Is the Era of Groundbreaking Science Over? · · Score: 0

    Flying Cars
    Teleportation
    Holodeck
    Perpetual Motion Machine

    No

  11. Hey AMD Nice Job on AMD Publishes Open-Source Radeon HD 8000 Series Driver · · Score: -1, Troll

    Does the driver not completely suck yet?

    I don't buy AMD GPUs because they're typically crashy horrid clusterfucks with terrible drivers.

  12. Re:LiveBook on What Will The Expanding World of ChromeOS Mean For Windows? · · Score: 0

    How's that koolaid taste bro?

  13. Re:Windows 8 on What Will The Expanding World of ChromeOS Mean For Windows? · · Score: 0

    Mmmmm what does that koolaid taste like?

  14. Re:The Year of the Linux Desktop arrives? on What Will The Expanding World of ChromeOS Mean For Windows? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't get why they're pushing ChromeOS (I mean I do but it's fail).

    We want a fucking Android Desktop flavor.

    Linux hardware support + big company with lots of OEM friends and lots of capital to put towards ironing out issues + a popular platform everyone knows and trusts = death to windows.

  15. Re:Use OpenGL instead on Microsoft Phases Out XNA and DirectX? · · Score: 0

    The stack doesn't exist in OpenGL 3+

  16. Re:1st step. on Microsoft Embraces Git For Development Tools · · Score: 0

    It's a whole new world!

  17. Awww on Microsoft Embraces Git For Development Tools · · Score: 1

    But what really happened?

    I bet Visual Source Safe ate the *real* Windows 8 and what was released was hastily put together over an ubercrunch weekend.

  18. Re:Why Slashdot ignoring the big Blackberry 10 lau on Polymer Patches May Enable Effective DNA Vaccines · · Score: 0

    I'd wager it's because no one cares.

    There are only two smartphone platforms, Android and iOS.

    It's like complaining that there's no article about a Haiku lanuch... it's not really relevant in the market.

  19. Re:"Cyber 9/11" on Officials Warn: Cyber War On the US Has Begun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you get man?!

    The porn! They're going to be deleting all of our precious, precious porno!

    It'll be like back in the dark ages again with cave drawings and domestic animals.

    Game over man, GAME OVER!

  20. Re:From a US citizen on Iran Says It Sent Monkey Into Space and Back · · Score: 0

    umad bro

  21. Re:From a US citizen on Iran Says It Sent Monkey Into Space and Back · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an American, let me be the first to welcome Iran to 1948!

  22. Re:Historicaly accurate on Steve Jobs Movie Clip Historically Inaccurate, Says Woz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Steve Jobs was that big of an asshole.

    He'd screw himself to get ahead.

  23. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! on Steve Jobs Movie Clip Historically Inaccurate, Says Woz · · Score: 0

    I can just see Woz crying himself to sleep "Damn that Jobs! I should have been a billionaire. But now I have to make due with a lousy hundreds of millions of dollars."

  24. Re:Get the piece of paper. on Ask Slashdot: Job Search Or More Education? · · Score: 0

    With a winning attitude like that I'm surprised they aren't knocking your door down!

    I think you need to examine what you did to get those other jobs for 20 years and repeat that.

  25. Re:Chicken Littles on Recession, Tech Kill Middle-Class Jobs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh Brain how far you have fallen

    zort