I don't get why they're pushing ChromeOS (I mean I do but it's fail).
We want a fucking Android Desktop flavor.
Linux hardware support + big company with lots of OEM friends and lots of capital to put towards ironing out issues + a popular platform everyone knows and trusts = death to windows.
I can just see Woz crying himself to sleep "Damn that Jobs! I should have been a billionaire. But now I have to make due with a lousy hundreds of millions of dollars."
Finally the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death has made into the new mobile cloud age.
I mean the Azure Screen of Death, excuse me Mr. Ballmer.
I wonder what color the error screen was?
Perhaps it was... Azure?
It shall be named ClusterFux!
Actually that's a feature in this case.
No I don't work for canonical.
At first I read that as "Jack Chick."
I'm so bummed now.
Why would someone use anything other than Chrome or Chromium on any platform?
HTML is a bunch of terrible hacks all piled on top of each other.
Hopefully this kills HTML off and encourages everyone to migrate to decent user interface technologies.
Yep, you hit the nail on the head.
If you want a tablet, get an Android or Apple tablet.
If you want a laptop, just buy a real laptop and not the Surface POS.
I dunno doesn't a perpetual motion machine make cold fusion kind of superfluous?
Haha, just kidding... they're the same thing!
Flying Cars
Teleportation
Holodeck
Perpetual Motion Machine
No
Does the driver not completely suck yet?
I don't buy AMD GPUs because they're typically crashy horrid clusterfucks with terrible drivers.
How's that koolaid taste bro?
Mmmmm what does that koolaid taste like?
I don't get why they're pushing ChromeOS (I mean I do but it's fail).
We want a fucking Android Desktop flavor.
Linux hardware support + big company with lots of OEM friends and lots of capital to put towards ironing out issues + a popular platform everyone knows and trusts = death to windows.
The stack doesn't exist in OpenGL 3+
It's a whole new world!
But what really happened?
I bet Visual Source Safe ate the *real* Windows 8 and what was released was hastily put together over an ubercrunch weekend.
I'd wager it's because no one cares.
There are only two smartphone platforms, Android and iOS.
It's like complaining that there's no article about a Haiku lanuch... it's not really relevant in the market.
Don't you get man?!
The porn! They're going to be deleting all of our precious, precious porno!
It'll be like back in the dark ages again with cave drawings and domestic animals.
Game over man, GAME OVER!
umad bro
As an American, let me be the first to welcome Iran to 1948!
Yeah, Steve Jobs was that big of an asshole.
He'd screw himself to get ahead.
I can just see Woz crying himself to sleep "Damn that Jobs! I should have been a billionaire. But now I have to make due with a lousy hundreds of millions of dollars."
With a winning attitude like that I'm surprised they aren't knocking your door down!
I think you need to examine what you did to get those other jobs for 20 years and repeat that.
Oh Brain how far you have fallen
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