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Steve Jobs Movie Clip Historically Inaccurate, Says Woz

Yesterday saw the release of a clip from the upcoming movie jOBS, a biopic about the life of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs. The clip shows Jobs, played by Ashton Kutcher, having a conversation with Steve Wozniak, played by Josh Gad, about how influential an operating system for a personal computer would be. The real Steve Wozniak commented on the clip, saying the situation it portrayed was "totally wrong." He said, "Personalities and where the ideas of computers affecting society did not come from Jobs. They inspired me and were widely spoken at the Homebrew Computer Club. Steve came back from Oregon and came to a club meeting and didn't start talking about this great social impact. His idea was to make a $20 PC board and sell it for $40 to help people at the club build the computer I'd given away. Steve came from selling surplus parts at HalTed he always saw a way to make a quick buck off my designs (this was the 5th time). The lofty talk came much further down the line." Wozniak was quick to add that he isn't making any judgment on the quality of the movie based on a single, 1-minute clip, and that the rest of the movie may or may not be more accurate. He also says he hopes it's entertaining.

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  1. More context provided in the extended clip. by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Funny

    This scene came after the bit where Jobs signed The Beatles, and before he wrote the software that made the special effects in the original Star Wars trilogy possible.

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    1. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by mZHg · · Score: 1

      I think it's Yoda, not Spock :)

    2. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Re: your signature. Is that a joke or did that line actually come from an old Star Trek episode?

      As Benjamin Franklin once said, "yes, that was an actual line from an old Star Trek episode".

    3. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      The line wasn't uttered on the air, it was printed in Dr. Spock's book on child care

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    4. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by ischorr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I'm pretty sure this is grounds for Slashdot account deletion.

    5. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 1

      No, it's the wise words of Yoda in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

    6. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Spiridios · · Score: 2

      Re: your signature. Is that a joke or did that line actually come from an old Star Trek episode?

      Damn it Jim, he's a scientist, not a doctor!

    7. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by emoreau · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, no Yoda in episode IV. Yoda appeard in Episode V.

    8. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you're right, the clip is actually from The Empire Strikes Back.

    9. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by SomePgmr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we can agree that the founding fathers, Jefferson most of all, preferred Star Trek at the time. You'll notice that live long and prosper appears in the Declaration. What's true is that Lincoln, arguably a less cerebral man, was a drooling Lucas fanboi. This explains the lines regarding his use of the force in a time of rebellion in the Emancipation Proclamation.

    10. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by durrr · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was also before he invaded poland.

    11. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jefferson preferred the original Star Trek over Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk. On the other hand, Washington actually thought he WAS Kirk.

    12. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      On one hand, Jobs may be an asshole and a corporate thief.

      On the other hand, he's being being played by Ashton Kutcher for his own biography.

      That's karma for you.

    13. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the Internet. We do things differently here.

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    14. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by unitron · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Dr. Benjamin Spock was actually a doctor, a pediatrician, to be precise.

      Mr. Spock, on the other hand, although well versed in science, may not have actually gotten a medical degree.

      Nevertheless, they got along quite well together, especially during the time they spent with Francis Scott Key.

      After they talked him into using an old drinking song with impossible high notes for the melody, they couldn't stop laughing for 3 days.

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    15. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      I was probably about 7 years old when I found that book on my parent's bookshelf. I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I read it and there were no klingons or spaceships or even mind-melds.

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    16. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      This scene came after the bit where Jobs signed The Beatles, and before he wrote the software that made the special effects in the original Star Wars trilogy possible.

      Was that before or after he split the silicon valley?

    17. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean before he single-handedly cleared the Normandy beaches.

      Yes, Jobs IS "Captain America!!"

    18. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, he's being being played by Ashton Kutcher for his own biography.

      Charlie Sheen would make a much cooler CEO of Apple :D

    19. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Steve did not get to Leo's place to rescue Broomhilde?

    20. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      And then Benedict Arnold discovered his love of Doctor Who, and the rest is history.

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    21. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It Must have been hard being Steve Jobs, floating 2 feet above everybody else, having the ability to "improve" things that haven't been invented yet....

    22. Re:More context provided in the extended clip. by show+me+altoids · · Score: 1

      Parent needs more upvotes. Except that klingons around uranus are very common with babies.

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  2. Apple fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Script writer must be an iPhone zealot.

  3. Apple summed up in one breath! by phx_zs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "His idea was to make a $20 PC board and sell it for $40 to help people at the club build the computer I'd given away"

    1. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by icebike · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ok, the Apple Mod Army will be here any minute now. Grab your ankles.

      Aggrandizement of Jobs was probably the only option open to the screenwriters.
      If the movie were written to show the real Jobs, they would have been sued into oblivion.

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    2. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "His idea was to make a $20 PC board and sell it for $40 to help people at the club build the computer I'd given away"

      That's also the idea of the Raspberry Pi. Of course it's good when they do it, but evil if Apple did it.

    3. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the concept of making money considered so evil here?

    4. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not making money that's the problem, it's scamming the customer and stealing from the engineer the way Steve Jobs did it.

    5. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "His idea was to make a $20 PC board and sell it for $40 to help people at the club build the computer I'd given away"

      That's also the idea of the Raspberry Pi. Of course it's good when they do it, but evil if Apple did it.

      Uh... I really doubt that Wozniak's position is that Apple is or was evil.

    6. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Raspberry Pi is a non-profit organization. When a charity feeds the poor with at-cost-produce, you don't see a lot of people complaining they're undercutting the competition...

    7. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not but the two are hardly the same.

      Steve's idea was to sell something for $40 that the customer could build themselves for $20, a 100% markup. The idea the folks behind Raspberry Pi have is to order parts in a quantity of scale that allows them to build and sell you something you could not hope to put together yourself for that price.

      That is not the same thing at all.

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    8. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Making money is good. Being a dishonest psychopath is bad,

    9. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Kenja · · Score: 2

      Actually, I would say that's every commercial company ever summed up.

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    10. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Great Woz is giving away pie? I didn't know he baked.

      Sign me up for one.

    11. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Raspberry Pi is being marketed by companies like Farnell and RS Components. They are profit making companies. If you think they aren't making a profit on this, I've got a bridge to sell you.

      The only difference is that you like the guys behind the Raspberry Pi and you hate SJ/Apple.

      There is nothing wrong with making a product that people want and making a profit on selling it.

    12. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100 Million is chump change for his contribution, he should be a billionaire, to the tune of 15+ billion minimum.

    13. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Irrelevant. They might be making a profit, but it's still cheaper than you could make it yourself due to the economies of scale.

      Also, I dislike Apple for many reasons, but putting a markup on a product and selling it isn't one of them.

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    14. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by binarylarry · · Score: 0

      I can just see Woz crying himself to sleep "Damn that Jobs! I should have been a billionaire. But now I have to make due with a lousy hundreds of millions of dollars."

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    15. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have mod points right now, I'm an across-the-board Apple user, and I think this movie is very likely no more than sycophantic shite for pinheads.

      Everything the Mac is, came from Apple engineers. Not Jobs. Everything I like about Macs (which is almost everything), and everything I hate (like the stupid, stupid one-menu-to-serve-them-all, the inability to send keystrokes to anything but the frontmost app, the immense memory leaks in Safari, the limited control of the audio system, the broken color pipeline, the constant stream of deprecated APIs, the crackpot leakage of IOS concepts into OSX, the lack of a mid-tower... I could go on but I'll spare you.) Likewise, everything the iPad/Phone/Pod ecosystem is, came from Apple engineers. Not Jobs.

      Jobs took these things and marketed them. He cherrypicked them, too. Whoopie. This is only notable in a culture that is in love with illusion -- television, etc.

      Jobs is gone. Apple isn't. Apple still puts out great products. And bugs and irritations. And tries to be our "mommy." It's like anything good, really... issues remain. So the best users keep poking at them, hopefully they will do better as a result.

      Anyway, none of my mod points, at least, will be used to step on those irritated with the Apple PR machine, which, IMHO, is the only place you will ever run into Jobs. Or his shade.

    16. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by the same token, the fact that Paul Allen is a billionaire somehow makes the unethical antics of Gates to push him out of the company just peachy.

    17. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You mean the part where he stole all of his ideas from existing works by some of the first "open source" people before there was even an "open source" or the part where he parked in handicap spots for most of his life using his money to keep his Mercedes unregistered, just so he could... because simply getting his own parking slot wouldn't show the world just how big his dick really was?

    18. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Of course there is profit, the above poster was not disputing that. The situation with things like the Pi is that the volume discounts and bulk shipping price differences are very large, so they can undercut what it would cost to buy all the parts individually and still make a profit.

    19. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You're only guessing that wasn't the case with the Apple I

      Back then they were not getting volume discounts on their small number of boards and were sourcing their components in the same place as the other electronics hobbiests.

    20. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Grab your ankles."

            Don't you mean "Lock and Load". If these fuckers can't stand accurate criticism of their god then they should get off the internet and lynch someone. This we can terminate them for real with a clear conscience.

    21. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He's not a businessman,"

              Neither was Jobs. NEXT was about bankrupt when Jobs convinced Apple to buy it.

    22. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So this movie is going to come across like some Scientology epic aggrandising Hubbard, except substitute Apple for Scientology and Jobs for Hubbard but other than that pretty much the same goal in mind advertising to sell an overpriced product.

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    23. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      NEXT was about bankrupt when Jobs convinced Apple to buy it.

      And he profited from that deal quite nicely. I'd argue he was a lousy manager, but a very good businessman.

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    24. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      and for those who haven't read Tolkien; the three levels of hobbitism:

      hobby - hobbier - hobbiest

    25. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They made a real Jobs movie. It was called American Psycho..

    26. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Woz wasn't saying it was evil, but he was definitely poking the hagiography balloon with a needle.

    27. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So you really haven't looked at the costs/price of Raspberry PI's at all then have you?

      The people who are ACTUALLY making and selling the things aren't getting a bulk discount, they are just making a profit. Do you think RS gives RS a bulk discount on parts because RS put some RS in their RS?

      The Raspberry Pi org doesn't make the damn thing.

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    28. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny

      "...and were sourcing their components in the same place as the other electronics hobbiests."

      Sneaking them out the back door at HP?

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    29. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by unitron · · Score: 1

      The guy they brought in from Pepsi was a businessman.

      Jobs was a promoter.

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    30. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everything the Mac is, came from Apple engineers. Not Jobs.

      At least one mac engineer has a strongly different view than you.

      Not only did he know and love product engineering, it's all he really wanted to do. He told me once that part of the reason he wanted to be CEO was so that nobody could tell him that he wasn't allowed to participate in the nitty-gritty of product design. He was right there in the middle of it. All of it. As a team member, not as CEO. He quietly left his CEO hat by the door, and collaborated with us.

      I dislike the guy as much as anyone -- I believe that he is directly responsible for apple becoming exactly what their 1984 Mac commercial parodied and I think he was a giant prick for abandoning his daughter for the first two years of her life, making her mother live on welfare while apple was booming -- but I believe it is entirely possible for a person to have more than one side to their personality.

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    31. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Donwulff · · Score: 1

      While making fun of a no-talent hack like Jobs is all fun and games until someone puts out an eye, I'll have to note that Woz's phrase does not parse out without substantial background information. In particular, not being a computer history major I do not know what he means by "computer I'd given away", but guessing from the current movements I'd suppose he means he gave out for free the schematics to build a computer.
      Given that today it's not unheard of to see even something like 100-fold increase from basic Bill of Materials costs to some finished low-volume products, and that the computer club members would have been well aware of the materials cost, this sounds like classic enterpreneurship and possibly a good deal for all people involved as well. Also, I fail to see what it has to really do with the context of social impact and operating systems, other than to illustrate the already widely touted point that Jobs was more of a marketer than visionary inventor.
      He might as well have said "His ideas had more to do with making money than changing the world, but by making money he incidentally changed the world". And that, I feel, is a common story - in the world we live in, pure inventors and visionaries get nowhere.

    32. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Steve's idea was to sell something for $40 that the customer could build themselves for $20, a 100% markup. The idea the folks behind Raspberry Pi have is to order parts in a quantity of scale that allows them to build and sell you something you could not hope to put together yourself for that price. That is not the same thing at all.

      Only if you discount the value of labor to approximately $0.

      I was just having this discussion with a client who is tight on funds. They need a temperature sensor for the server room, and commercial options with SNMP and e-mail capability start at $199 and can easily hit $499 (other recommendations welcome!). He correctly identified that it "shouldn't be that expensive" and I offered that an Arduino solution could be purchased for $50 in parts, but then he thought about having to learn Arduino and assembling the parts and finding and loading the proper sketches, or hiring me to do it, then $199 seemed like a good deal.

      Of course, if you love to build stuff, then you're not in the market for the $40 computer anyway!

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    33. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only did he know and love product engineering, it's all he really wanted to do. He told me once that part of the reason he wanted to be CEO was so that nobody could tell him that he wasn't allowed to participate in the nitty-gritty of product design. He was right there in the middle of it. All of it. As a team member, not as CEO. He quietly left his CEO hat by the door, and collaborated with us.

      His goofing off on CEOing almost bankrupted Apple which is why a real CEO was needed to save Apple.

    34. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woz wasn't saying it was evil, but he was definitely poking the hagiography balloon with a needle.

      Actually, he was calling Apple haters morons, but you are too dumb to realize.

    35. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not but the two are hardly the same.

      Steve's idea was to sell something for $40 that the customer could build themselves for $20, a 100% markup.

      No, his idea was to produce something for $20 in a small production run that a single person without expensive tools couldn't even make themselves, but either had to single order for more than $60 or had to painstakingly wire-wrap together in hours.

    36. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything the Mac is, came from Apple engineers. Not Jobs.

      At least one mac engineer has a strongly different view than you.

      Not only did he know and love product engineering, it's all he really wanted to do. He told me once that part of the reason he wanted to be CEO was so that nobody could tell him that he wasn't allowed to participate in the nitty-gritty of product design. He was right there in the middle of it. All of it. As a team member, not as CEO. He quietly left his CEO hat by the door, and collaborated with us.

      I dislike the guy as much as anyone -- I believe that he is directly responsible for apple becoming exactly what their 1984 Mac commercial parodied and I think he was a giant prick for abandoning his daughter for the first two years of her life, making her mother live on welfare while apple was booming -- but I believe it is entirely possible for a person to have more than one side to their personality.

      So if you were designing something, you'd want your CEO to come in, who is known to be a prick (Not just on leaving his daughter, but on various prick like personal behavior), and interfere with your product design? I can't imagine how stressful that would be. Leaving your CEO hat is BS. It will raise your stress levels if your top boss comes around poking at "your stuff".

    37. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So that's what makes SJ/Apple evil, and RS Components not evil. Evil is when you don't do enough volume to have leverage with suppliers. Got you.

    38. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're only guessing that wasn't the case with the Apple I

      Back then they were not getting volume discounts on their small number of boards and were sourcing their components in the same place as the other electronics hobbiests.

      So you are telling us Jobs somehow convinced computer nerds from the Homebrew Computer Club to buy a PCB for $40 they could have easily gotten for $20.

      Something tells me you are full of shit

    39. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy they brought in from Pepsi was a businessman.

      Jobs was a promoter.

      “Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life or come with me and change the world?”

    40. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His goofing off on CEOing almost bankrupted Apple which is why a real CEO was needed to save Apple.

      Jobs didn't become Apple CEO until 1997. It's a myth he was CEO after he co-founded Apple.

    41. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The Raspberry Pi is a non-profit organization.

      The guys of Rasperry Pi would be Woz in this comparison. Engineers who designed a computer.

      The guys at RS Components, Farnell etc that actually mass produce the Rasperry Pi would be Steve Jobs. Businessmen.

      Now, how does Woz come out of this looking good? And how do RS and Farnell come out without being labelled evil?

    42. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Everything the Mac is, came from Apple engineers. Not Jobs.

      If that were true, then some of those engineers must have had talents far beyond their training. Consequently, over the past 25 years, I would have expected to see those engineers branching out on their own and delivering other groundbreaking, influential products.

      Has that happened?

       

    43. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you're an 'across-the-board' Apple user, doesn't mean you know SHIT about the products' inception and design.

    44. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      So if you were designing something, you'd want your CEO to come in, who is known to be a prick (Not just on leaving his daughter, but on various prick like personal behavior), and interfere with your product design?

      Yes, if he has the insights and track record of a Steve Jobs. I'm not his daughter, I'm an engineer on his payroll, remember? Doing my job properly means not giving a rat's ass about anything but the end product.

      I can't imagine how stressful that would be

      Name any famous, influential figure, and the odds are that it is/was stressful to work for him/her. If you don't want stress, go work for Pizza Hut.

    45. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      That's nonsense. If you're interested, read his biography - lots that's quintessentially Apple came from Jobs, good and bad.

    46. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's called a kit instead of having to source all the bits yourself.

    47. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not but the two are hardly the same.

      Steve's idea was to sell something for $40 that the customer could build themselves for $20, a 100% markup.

      They could build it for $20 themselves if they had access to circuit board printing and manufacturing - otherwise, it would cost a lot more. What's wrong with a little capitalism anyhow?

    48. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His goofing off on CEOing almost bankrupted Apple which is why a real CEO was needed to save Apple.

      Jobs didn't become Apple CEO until 1997. It's a myth he was CEO after he co-founded Apple.

      Sculley and Jobs referred to themselves as Co-CEOs* hence the confusion. It is a myth that ill-informed journalists like to spread. Whatever Jobs real position was he was not fulfilling it and had to go.

      A power struggle between Jobs and Sculley had become readily apparent. Jobs became "non-linear": he kept meetings running past midnight, sent out lengthy faxes, then called new meetings at 7 am.[18] The Apple board of directors instructed Sculley to "contain" Jobs and limit his ability to launch expensive forays into untested products. Rather than submit to Sculley's direction, Jobs attempted to oust him from his leadership role at Apple. Sculley found out that Jobs had been attempting to organize a putsch and called a board meeting at which Apple's board of directors sided with Sculley and removed Jobs from his managerial duties.

      *It might have been in a Playboy article if anyone wants to look up the quote.

    49. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      Really? Steve Jobs killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, and left his body dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen?

      No wait, as Woz said:

      The fact that it didn't happen is unimportant. The important thing is whether the meaning portrayed is correct.

      Objection withdrawn.

    50. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Kiraxa · · Score: 1

      If you think working for any food service company isn't stressful, then you're an idiot.

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    51. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by drcagn · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs was a man with a lot of faults. Unfortunately, you aren't naming the right ones. Steve had an integral role in Apple's product designs. That's what he's like, known for.

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    52. Re:Apple summed up in one breath! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Idiot or not, all I can say is that lots of people seem to work in the food service industry without whining anywhere near as much as the people in this thread.

  4. Oops by Computershack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bit of a bitch for the script writer when someone who was actually there at the time who was 50% of the partnership is still alive and can call bullshit. One wonders why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

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    1. Re:Oops by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One wonders why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

      Because they are more interested in making the movie entertaining than historically accurate. Woz is quibbling over details. Most movies about things that really happened have huge deviations from accuracy. For example, the movie about Facebook had a completely made-up girlfriend as a significant character.

    2. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because the truth doesn't sell well. Blind idol worship over a dead guy is much sexier.

    3. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Woz is quibbling over details.

      I dunno. Woz is actually quite nice. If somebody made a movie with me in it in which I wear a suit and tie even though I never do that in real life, I'd be pretty pissed.

    4. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You think all the scenes in Lincoln really happened? Or The Iron Lady? Or Moneyball? Or the Social Network? Or 127 hours?

      It's a movie. It's entertainment. Just because it's a biopic, doesn't mean it's a literal reporting of history as it happened. If they made them like that, they'd bomb at the box office for being 4 hours of tedium.

    5. Re:Oops by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      One wonders why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

      I think the quote shows exactly why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

      It's hard to create a hagiography when the saint's family is around to tell everybody that he pissed in the bathtub.

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    6. Re:Oops by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think all the scenes in Lincoln really happened?

      He didn't kill vampires?

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    7. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, there were people who believed that Zuckerberg had a girlfriend in college?

    8. Re:Oops by SolitaryMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bit of a bitch for the script writer when someone who was actually there at the time who was 50% of the partnership is still alive and can call bullshit. One wonders why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

      Because they want to spend $20M on the movie and sell it for $40M.

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    9. Re:Oops by antdude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they were accurate, then they would be documentaries. ;)

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    10. Re:Oops by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Two movies are being made about Jobs.

      One is written by Aaron Sorkin.

        One is staring Ashton Kutcher.

      I'll let you guess to which one Woz is probably offering consulting comments.

    11. Re:Oops by Intropy · · Score: 4, Funny

      He said all the scenes. Of course that part is accurate.

    12. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because they are more interested in making the movie entertaining

      Did you see the clip? Someone thought the first 98% was entertaining. Maybe it was intentionally designed to sound horribly written, but I doubt it.

    13. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Great entertainment though it was, the West Wing was a pretty loose adaption of the Clinton era white house.

      Sorkin is a storyteller, just like the writer of this Steve Jobs movie.

    14. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't characterize recollections from someone who was actually there as "quibbling over details."

      The fact that this got modded insightful shows the mod army is here in force, though.

    15. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this should not be moderated Funny but Insightful

    16. Re:Oops by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its not quibbling, its "totally wrong".

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    17. Re:Oops by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      You know, Rush' s song Limelight hasn't had as much meaning as until relatively recently ago.

    18. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they were accurate, then they would be documentaries. ;)"

                It would also be a biopic, otherwise it's made up drama shit, OR worse propaganda.

    19. Re:Oops by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The thing is, the hollywood writers won't ever say that they're lying. Even when called on it they'll claim some bullshit about creating an amalgam of characters and stories and that the essence is true. Writers in the past have done this, sticking firmly by their stories despite it being completely wrong. Despite a superficial similarity, these people are not journalists.

    20. Re:Oops by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is more than just details. It's actually presenting Steve Jobs as a different person than he was. A hero figure instead of a businessman.

      Though it depends on how realistic they make it. "Pirates of Silicon Valley" had a whole lot of inaccuracies in it, but on the surface it didn't appear to be a documentary. If this new movie is similar and appears to be just a generic movie with lots of hand waving then it won't be a big deal either. But it if is presented in a way that makes it appear to be factual then it will mislead a lot of people.

      Ie, I watched Oliver Stone's "W" about the president, and it was clear from start to end that it was bullshit, loosely based on actual events. But it told a story with fictional characters using broad brush strokes. No one would confuse it for a documentary.

    21. Re:Oops by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But if it is presented to the audience as if it was a reporting of history while at the same time distorting facts to push a certain point of view, then it can mislead the audience. If people walk away thinking Steve Jobs was the visionary behind the personal computer revolution, then the propaganda has won and the facts have been hidden.

      There is a difference between a literal reporting of history, which can rarely be done but journalists attempt this, versus trying to influence the ideas of the viewers, which movie and propaganda makers attempt to do. Documentarians tend to lie in between, trying to present facts while also intending a particular point of view.

      It may matter more once more information is known about the movie. Ie, The Social Network was clearly fictional from start to end and I doubt anyone was fooled into thinking it was factual. If this new movie comes out and walks and talks like a documentary then it will fool some people.

    22. Re:Oops by flimflammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problems with these movies is seemingly 90% of the public believes every detail about them as long as they don't contain vampires or other supernatural forces. We'll be hearing all sorts of moments in this movie pushed on others as if it's fact, and it's damn frustrating when you're trying to have a conversation with someone who can't see passed the fantasy of these stories because it's "based on a true story".

    23. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ashton Kutcher has already played this exact role before. Anyone who watched Bobby would realize that there was no other choice.

    24. Re:Oops by RedHackTea · · Score: 1

      Dude, you just got punk'd! You know Ashton Kutcher is in this, right?

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    25. Re:Oops by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Sounds win win to me. Get to look smart in the eyes of the world, without ever actually having to wear a tie; that's living the dream!

    26. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most US made movies about things that really happened have huge deviations from accuracy.

      Ftfy. There are a lot of regions in the world, where the audience are used to watch more slow paced (more realistic?) historical/biographical movies. The movies made at those sites still deviate from the truth of course, because no one ever remember the full truth about anything 100% correct; but at least there isn't a lot of deliberate deviations just to sell the movie better to a horde of brain dead media consuming zombies. Of course, if a Hollywood version of that same movie is made (most Hollywood blockbusters seem to be based on plots and characters from an already existing movie, because US movie goers are incapable of reading captions, or to understand any language other then US-English, and hence never seen the original movie, however elsewhere in the world, and US movie writers seem to be incapable of producing good movie scripts without stealing (or are they just too lazy?)), then a high amount of deliberate deviations will be added, along with bad acting, displays of bad cosmetic surgery, and false accents and other inaccurate portrayals of foreigners. Also a lot of events that drive the plot of the original movie forward (like lifelike displays of emotions, or sex, or realistic portrayals of how US civilians/troops behave when they are abroad) will be removed because they offend some of the US public audience, and instead a lot of meaningless (untrue and unrealistic) violence will be added, because the US public love over the top violence.

    27. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, the movie about Facebook had a completely made-up girlfriend as a significant character.

      Bad example, Zuckerbergs completely made-up girlfriend was a significant character in his life back then.

    28. Re:Oops by BanHammor · · Score: 1

      Actually, while RMS doesn't like BSD much, he also doesn't think it's really evil. Skype and Microsoft, Apple and Google's shenanigans, maybe. BSD? It's just not his style.

    29. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're asking if Lincoln was responsible for defeating a group of creatures who:

      - lived by sucking the lifeblood out of their fellow human beings;
      - were often impeccably polite in public, and untrustworthy in private;
      - lived on lavish estates maintained through their criminal acts;
      - had thick, incomprehensible accents;
      - and who often did terrible things by night, but were usually incapable of doing the same things by day?

      I think we might be able to find an example of that in the historical record, yeah.

    30. Re:Oops by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Pirates of Silicon Valley" had a whole lot of inaccuracies in it, but on the surface it didn't appear to be a documentary.

      As I recall - though it's been years, caveat lector - Woz was far kinder in his assessment of its accuracy than he is here. IIRC he felt that it at least conveyed the right idea, even if a lot of people got folded into movie-Woz and such.

    31. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      But if it is presented to the audience as if it was a reporting of history while at the same time distorting facts to push a certain point of view, then it can mislead the audience.

      Audiences are misled all the time. Movies are storytelling, even when losely based on real events of people. Anyone who needs to be sure they are getting historical accuracy need to do their own research. But research will rarely get the actual conversations with people, because no one recorded them. Even interviews about conversations will be misleading - people report conversations from their point of view. Two people reporting a conversation can have a very different slant on what was said.

      It's still workwhile doing storytelling losely based on true stories or people though, because they can be entertaining.

      If people walk away thinking Steve Jobs was the visionary behind the personal computer revolution, then the propaganda has won and the facts have been hidden.

      There was no one man behind the personal computer revolution, but Steve Jobs certainly has a significant part to play. I'll be quite happy of the movie reflects that.

    32. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In that conversation of course you are trying to push your own biases. Not based on actual knowledge - you weren't there. But on what you prefer to believe having listened to other people telling stories. Of course that's going to be frustrating.

    33. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It would be wrong for a documentary. It's not for a movie, not even if it's a biopic.

    34. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This is more than just details. It's actually presenting Steve Jobs as a different person than he was. A hero figure instead of a businessman.

      No, it's presenting SJ as a different person than your opinion of him. Your opinion is not definitive.

    35. Re:Oops by ultranova · · Score: 1

      One wonders why they didn't bother asking Woz for information about what happened.

      The peasants are already questioning the divine right of their masters; why further shake their faith with the truth?

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    36. Re:Oops by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Wow. I have heard some dumb things come from you in the past, but I do believe this one might win some sort of medal, especially given the context of this discussion.

    37. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were accurate, then they would be documentaries. ;)

      Gore's inaccurate An Inconvenient Truth and Michael Moore's Roger and Me and Bowling for Columbine which had fictional events were considered documentaries.

    38. Re:Oops by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      No one can top Noah Wyle as Steve Jobs in pirates of silicon valley. Not to mention Kucher is two Ashton Kucherey not the I am better then you Steve Jobs additive we have come to love.

  5. Oh Hollywood! Thou art a heartless bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since when is Hollywood historically accurate? They added explosions in a Robin Hood movie and a hot air ballon in a movie about the three musketeers.

    1. Re:Oh Hollywood! Thou art a heartless bitch by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2

      Since when is Hollywood historically accurate? They added explosions in a Robin Hood movie and a hot air ballon in a movie about the three musketeers.

      Yeah, Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter?!? I had no idea until I drank the Kool-Aid that is Hollywood's historical accuracy.

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    2. Re:Oh Hollywood! Thou art a heartless bitch by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since when is Hollywood historically accurate?

      Hollywood inaccurate...... film at 11.
      Wait, what?

      But seriously, when did anyone expect historical accuracy from Hollywood. Another example that outraged many Brits

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  6. Ask God by SparrowOS · · Score: 0

    Liar! Wanna ask God?

  7. Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone want to see something historically accurate? Do you really want to see Jobs portrayed accurately?

    It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years, tore apart people's life work, disrespected other companies intellectual property and then started World War P.

    You could fill this thread with war stories from the people that Steve Jobs burned. That's now what's going to sell this movie at this time, give it a few years and someone might be willing to do so, but until the idol worship tempers down it simply wont sell.

    1. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jobs is the new Edison. They were both self-loving monsters who stole and borrowed, then claimed credit.

    2. Re:Historicaly accurate by jlund · · Score: 5, Informative

      My understanding is that Pirates of the Silicon Valley is fairly accurate. Does not paint Jobs in the best light.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168122/

    3. Re:Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      Good comparison, makes me wonder if history will come through or not. Tesla eventually started to get his due in society but it took decades and many school children are still taught to treat Edison as a hero.

    4. Re:Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 2

      Interesting, I will have to check this out.

    5. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      It wasnt until the late 90s that were were even introduced to tesla. but in the past 15 years or so he has been givin his credit, many decades to late. but to be fair the books were telling us about edison stealing the ideas, but worded in a way that made edison look like a good guy

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    6. Re:Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True enough on what you have said. The sad thing is Edison /was/ a genius and did invent quite a few things on his own. He didn't need to steal ideas from other people like he did in order to be one of the greatest inventors in history.

      Unfortunately he was an incredible asshole and went ahead and stole other peoples ideas anyways. I have heard it said that Edison was histories first great patent troll, and I think you could make a fair argument for that.

    7. Re:Historicaly accurate by icebike · · Score: 1

      if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs,

      Wait, he screwed over himself?

      You mean screwed over Steve Wozniak I presume.

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    8. Re:Historicaly accurate by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Don't forget how he changed cars every six months (same model, different car) so he never had to have a licence plate and could park in disabled bays with impunity.

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    9. Re:Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      In the great word of Homer Simpson.

      D'oh!

    10. Re:Historicaly accurate by Jonner · · Score: 1

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years, tore apart people's life work, disrespected other companies intellectual property and then started World War P.

      At least Jobs didn't discriminate in the screwing over.

    11. Re:Historicaly accurate by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      Fair point, he was equal opportunity, he screwed over everybody.

    12. Re:Historicaly accurate by icebike · · Score: 1

      Did you mean many decades TOO late ??

      Also, don't minimize the amount of hero worship that Tesla is now receiving. Not all of it is warranted.

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    13. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      He could park in the disabled bays regardless of the license plates. He was CEO of the company that put the bays there in the first place.

    14. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *many school children are still taught to treat Edison as a hero*

      There are still good reasons to do this. Edison has always attributed his successes to determination. How many students have heard his line about

      "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

      Tesla, on the other hand, was simply a genius (at least the way he is presented).

      Considering studies on learning have shown that students praised for effort (Edison) rather than being smart (Tesla), IMO there ARE good reasons to teach about Edison. (Not to say we should ignore Tesla)

    15. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap, didn't complete that sentence.

      > Considering studies on learning have shown that students praised for effort (Edison) rather than being smart (Tesla) tend to perform better and develop better learning habits, IMO there ARE good reasons to teach about Edison. (Not to say we should ignore Tesla)

    16. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if that's true.

      At least where i live you have to have a certain % of disabled spaces, if those are filled by the non-disabled upper management, they're not disabled spaces.

    17. Re:Historicaly accurate by cusco · · Score: 1

      Edison was also one of the first great marketing geniuses. We can only imagine the world we would live in today if he hadn't gone so far out of his way to first rip off and then piss off Tesla and the two had been willing to work together. Tesla's creative genius and Edison's remarkable talent for manufacturing and marketing practical devices would have given us an entirely different world than we have today. Instead he was such a greedy and aggressive asshole that he even managed to get the better of George Westinghouse.

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    18. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did Jobs claim credit for the Apple I or II?

      No one is saying Jobs designed all the landmark products himself, but everyone who is fair thinks he was the critical factor in their design. Without him, it's unlikely we'd ever have seen MacOS or any of the other risky but well designed products from Apple. The people who did the work making them would have been at other companies, designing ugly products at the lower threshold of useability, slowly pushing the state of the art forward. Shit like this.

    19. Re:Historicaly accurate by SolitaryMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, sorta...

      It is still a movie and it dramatizes a lot of very simple Gates' and Jobs' actions. If you want a real history, I suggest going with documentary Triumph of the Nerds

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    20. Re:Historicaly accurate by Lime+Green+Bowler · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't sell, period. Jobs did nothing that deserves a book or movie. Only the Apple fanatics think he walks on water. He was no messiah, just a charismatic suit that ran a business. Frankly Wilford Brimley is more relevant. We should all be eating oatmeal when he passes.

    21. Re:Historicaly accurate by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Which he did, according to this article.

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    22. Re:Historicaly accurate by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      He didn't need to steal ideas from other people like he did in order to be one of the greatest inventors in history.

      He didn't need to, but that was no barrier for him. See, e.g. the regenerative receiver.

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    23. Re:Historicaly accurate by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs.

      Doubtful. All the things you have mentioned were parts of all the previous media on Jobs and are pretty much common knowledge to anybody who cares. Even his fans know and accept he was an asshole. People are interested in him because he succeeded where others had failed.

    24. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      At least where i live you have to have a certain % of disabled spaces, if those are filled by the non-disabled upper management, they're not disabled spaces.

      Perhaps they had more than the bare minimum percentage.

    25. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      when you think about it, jobs /woz and edison /tesla is a damn good comparison. I would say that tesla did the "hard work" not that edison didnt do much hard work, but tesla was the brains. Edison had the marketablility. You can make the same argument with jobs woz. I dont think anyone can argue that woz was the brains behind the technical side of things while jobs was the mouthpiece, he was the salesman. not that jobs was not technical but he was no wheres near woz on that level.

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    26. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      also true, tesla,while ahead of his time was horrible when it came to paperwork. he was also very bitter, which I cant blame him when he was always under the shaddow of edison.

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    27. Re:Historicaly accurate by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Steve Jobs was that big of an asshole.

      He'd screw himself to get ahead.

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    28. Re:Historicaly accurate by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One of the big differences that breaks down your equivalence theory is that Edison really did invent some things, just not everything he claimed. Jobs, not so much. He was pretty much entirely a braggart/thief.

      Also, Edison was a notorious eccentric slob. Jobs, you get the feeling he always wore a fresh black turtleneck each day.

    29. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mean, shit with good sound quality? Shit with good battery life? Shit that's priced in a reasonable way with plenty of storage space? I owned a Nomad Jukebox 3 and the quality in general was far and away better than what Apple was offering at the time. And the price was hundreds of dollars less.

      Also, considering that Apple stole the designs from Xerox, I think it's fair to suggest that somebody else would have come along and designed the things that Apple is credited with. The ones that hadn't already been created.

    30. Re:Historicaly accurate by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Tesla was also batshit crazy in his later years.

      To the point where many of the books about Tesla are published by the same sort of small publishers who print books by Alestar Crowley and other occult crap.

    31. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As early as 1980, when Apple had it's IPO, Job's had created 300 millionaires, 40 of which were employees.

      Woz himself is worth 100s millions of dollars, thanks to Steve Jobs taking an interest in his hobby projects. Without SJ, Woz would undoubtably have been an obscure engineer. He's certainly done nothing impressive without SJ.

    32. Re:Historicaly accurate by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, his labs "did invent quite a few things on his own". He employed genius but was not a genius himself. The American hero worship and myth of the lone individual did the rest.

    33. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple did not steal MacOS from Xerox, they took the kernel of the idea for the GUI from Xerox.

      Someone else did come along, and the product was called Windows 1.0. That only became useable by everyday people when XP came out, and it is still rife with user interface absurdities.

      As for the Nomad, I can say that I had an early iPod and the sound quality was perfectly fine, the battery life was fine, there was plenty of storage space. The price was a bit higher, but it was affordable (obviously, given that millions and millions of people bought them).

      And the UI wasn't stripped from a dime store novelty item, it was a subtle masterpiece that you could operate with one hand without looking at the screen. As much as you don't want it to be true, there is a reason why the products Steve Jobs approved did so well: because they were designed far better than the competition.

    34. Re:Historicaly accurate by pauljlucas · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you want a real history, I suggest going with documentary Triumph of the Nerds.

      It's better, but it completely omits the major role that Commodore played at the time. To my knowledge, Commodore has never had any significant mention in any documentary or movie.

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    35. Re:Historicaly accurate by dbIII · · Score: 1

      AC is enough to justify it. Of course people also attribute a pile of mysterious weirdness to Telsa and do not understand that on the cutting edge your speculation is sometimes just speculation about what lies out there in the dark.

    36. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      i see your points, but I argue they are 2 sides of the same coin

      edison was an eccentric slob while jobs was an eccentric neat freek. but on your other point yes, edison WAS a real inventor, while jobs was pretty much just a theif. I dont know of any hardware or software where he had any hands on development. Not claiming he did not as I would wager that he did, just nothing worthwile

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    37. Re:Historicaly accurate by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      "Jobs, you get the feeling he always wore a fresh black turtleneck each day."

      Perhaps you get that from recent trade show videos. Back in the day he was a barefoot hobo whose pungent aroma revolted many a suit.

    38. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      also true. I would wager doing years and years of work and not getting credit, and even being sued for the work you did would drive anyone to insanity however

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    39. Re:Historicaly accurate by icebike · · Score: 1

      AC is enough to justify it. Of course people also attribute a pile of mysterious weirdness to Telsa and do not understand that on the cutting edge your speculation is sometimes just speculation about what lies out there in the dark.

      But again you perpetuate the myth.

      Tesla didn't invent AC, and it was being pursued by a wide number of other researchers by the time he got involved. So too, the AC motor was actually invented by others. Anything Tesla added would have been discovered in the course of time. He was not as much of a visionary as you seem to think.

      He was a showman, and a self promoter, something he shares with Jobs.

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    40. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      didnt he get fired from a job for never showering?

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    41. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      By thatt logic we shouldnt give anyone credit for anything because "its obvious and would be discovered in time"

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    42. Re:Historicaly accurate by icebike · · Score: 1

      Follow the links. Tesla was a very late arrival in the time line of Alternating Current. Every aspect of AC was under heavy development before he jumped in.

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    43. Re:Historicaly accurate by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      oh I will gladly read all the links. I am big on "real" history, not a big fan of revisionist history so I thank all of you for the information

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    44. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs may also be compared to Disney, another repackager.

    45. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you really want to see Jobs portrayed accurately?"

              Actually yes. I'd love accurate portrayals of anything as that's how most people learn things in this society. At least the intelligence points of the general population might improve from down near zero we currently have.

              If I remember right there already is a portrayal of BG and SJ in a small time TV movie called the "Pirates of Silicon Valley" that has the likely hood of being more accurate than any big money biased piece of crap big Hollywood could put out.

    46. Re:Historicaly accurate by dryeo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Aren't you being backwards? It was Woz who created the hardware without which Jobs would not have amounted to much more then another salesman and the reason that you're unaware of Wozniak's impressive work at Apple is that Jobs did his best to kill it.
      Killing superior hardware to stroke an ego is not a good trait.

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    47. Re:Historicaly accurate by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Althoug the distortion now seems to make it look like it was Edison versus Tesla. Ie two pioneers in electricity. However Edison and company were involved in a lot more than just electricity and uses of electricity. Edison versus Tesla is just one small part of the whole Edison story, as well as one small part of the Tesla story.

    48. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in the process of reading the Jobs' biography right now. I am no fan of Jobs or Apple (despite reading the book).

      Having said that, you've taken everything good about Jobs and flushed it down the toilet. Without Jobs, Woz would have amounted to very little. Yes, Jobs was a first rate asshat - but together, they became something more than either would have been without the other.

      Jobs was a visionary - he knew what to take, and where to take it.

      Please give credit where it is due.

      If it weren't for the iPhone, Android would be nothing (note: I MUCH prefer Android to IOS - but I recognise credit where it's due).

    49. Re:Historicaly accurate by apparently · · Score: 1

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years, tore apart people's life work, disrespected other companies intellectual property and then started World War P.

      You could fill this thread with war stories from the people that Steve Jobs burned. That's now what's going to sell this movie at this time, give it a few years and someone might be willing to do so, but until the idol worship tempers down it simply wont sell.

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years,

      Steve Jobs screwed his own daughter for years

    50. Re:Historicaly accurate by bjs555 · · Score: 1

      So what's wrong with buttons that look like they would be easy to push? It probably has an easy-open battery cover in the back too. And it's so bad ass ugly that I'd be proud to carry it around with me.

    51. Re:Historicaly accurate by sydneyfong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      After Jobs was booted from Apple, he built two companies, without involvement from Woz.

      One merged into Apple. One merged into Disney. The transactions were in the order of billions of dollars, and arguably revitalized the two companies, and helped them keep their positions as the leaders of their respective industries.

      Call it salesmanship if you insist -- it was *very* fine salesmanship. Could Jobs have done it without Woz? Yes, he actually did it twice. You don't have to like him personally to recognize that.

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    52. Re:Historicaly accurate by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You've got the whole internet to choose from and you are providing the web version of the Forbes magazine and the bound to be very biased "Edison Centre" as references? Care to follow up with something more reliable like the back of a breakfast cereal box?
      I'm not saying you are lying, merely that such references cannot show whether you are lying or not.
      Either way, the difference between Edison and Tesla at the time was that Tesla understood how it worked and Edison either did not understand or deliberately spread misinformation. In the end Edison's solution was not practical over anything but short distances with the technology of the time.

    53. Re:Historicaly accurate by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      He was doing it long before being diagnosed with cancer.

    54. Re:Historicaly accurate by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      This is Slashdot, not Forbes.com or daytrader forum.

      We like the tech guys. Some of us have direct experience dealing with the marketing scum at places we've worked.

      Woz was the guy who thought up designs involving TTL gates, then put them on a circuit board and made them do things.

      Jobs was the guy who figured out how to cash the ideas in, and even in the beginning ripped his partner off, keeping the lions share of the loot in one of the first sizable deals they got.

    55. Re:Historicaly accurate by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Well, I just happened to chime in on a discussion thread that mentioned IPOs and millionaires. As I said, you don't have to like Steve Jobs to recognize that he could probably have been able to do a lot of things without Woz.

      Anyways, sorry to interrupt your salesmen / marketing scum bashing party. As long as it makes you happy.

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    56. Re:Historicaly accurate by unitron · · Score: 1

      ... See, e.g. the regenerative receiver.

      Thought that was Armstrong versus DeForest.

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    57. Re:Historicaly accurate by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, not Forbes.com or daytrader forum.

      Well, they don't have to recognize valid points either. So it's not really that different.

      Jobs was the guy who figured out how to cash the ideas in

      And available evidence indicates this is the harder part than coming up with the ideas in the first place. To have done so three times, indicates that Jobs was really good at what he did.

    58. Re:Historicaly accurate by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      Uh, dude, are you really sure you want to run

            edison

      with the

           /tesla

      switch? That's been know to cause some serious issues.

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    59. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To my knowledge, Commodore has never had any significant mention in any documentary or movie.

      It was mention in The Avengers, but is on the deleted scenes...

    60. Re:Historicaly accurate by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Dammit, you're right.

      I checked here:

      www-smirc.stanford.edu/papers/chapter1.pdf

      I've been trying to find that reference for ages. Well worth a read, by the way.

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    61. Re:Historicaly accurate by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

      While Pixar did a fine job at animation it is not on par with other animators. If you look closely at comparing the films of pixar and competitors, the detail in the competitions products beats pixar hands down.

      However, credit where credit is due. Jobs was a marketing genius. Taking older macs and giving them to schools was one. Students got out, no idea how to run a PC, so were instant mac customers.

      And Adobe helped that along as well. When they bought photoshop it was a mac based program. So if you needed to do graphics... you went mac. When Adobe finally ported photoshop to the PC it was too late. While it is more powerful on a PC, graphic designers were stuck with mac. Too expensive to move over (machines and software) and learn a new OS. And since they were stuck with mac, so were any students who wanted to get into graphic design. They'd never get a job with a design company if they didn't know the mac.

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    62. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why isn't any other CEO allowed to do that?

    63. Re:Historicaly accurate by hubang · · Score: 1

      But they did make a fairly historically accurate version. So accurate that Noah Wyle came on stage as Jobs at MacWorld one year.

      And Anthony Micheal Hall was eerily good at playing Bill Gates. John DiMaggio (Bender from Futurama) was exactly like Ballmer.

      Even Wozniak thought it was fairly accurate."

      It was a great movie. I recommend everyone on here see it. But it's a $5 million made-for-tv movie. Not a $too_much attempt to make "The Social Network" with Jobs.

    64. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pixar also succeeded because when Jobs wanted them to buy inferior Apple machines they said no.

    65. Re:Historicaly accurate by unitron · · Score: 1

      Years ago I was fortunate enough to find a paperback of "Man of High Fidelity:Edwin Howard Armstrong", by Lawrence Lessing at a newstand, and highly recommend it.

      Apparently it's common domain now.

      http://www.archive.org/stream/manofhighfidelit002474mbp/manofhighfidelit002474mbp_djvu.txt

      He wasn't the first to stick a control grid into a vacuum tube diode, but he figured out how to make it work, and pretty much came up with the superheterodyne and later FM as we know it.

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    66. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      There were lots of engineers at the Home-Brew Computer Club making computers. Most of them stayed hobby projects. Woz's hardware only went down in history because SJ made them into a product and sold them.

      Today's slashdot has some bizarre idolatry of Woz, as if he was some god like engineer. No. He just connected together a 6502, some ram chips, a couple of proms, and some other chips together in pretty much the way they were designed to be used. The engineers that designed the chips he used for example were doing far more impressive work than Woz.

      What made Woz special was the fact he was a friend of Jobs. If you can't see that from what actually happened at the time of the Apple I, you ought to be able to see it from their respective careers since they parted.

    67. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      While Pixar did a fine job at animation it is not on par with other animators. If you look closely at comparing the films of pixar and competitors, the detail in the competitions products beats pixar hands down.

      Good grief. The hatred of Steve Jobs now extended to putting down the most innovative and successful computer animation company of all. Just because Jobs owned it. Sad.

    68. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, not Forbes.com or daytrader forum. We like the tech guys.

      Sure. That's exactly what this is about. Not the merits of the two men, but what career roles people identify with.

    69. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone want to see something historically accurate? Do you really want to see Jobs portrayed accurately?

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs.

      Bullshit - alone with the Apple Haters here one could make a fortune.

    70. Re:Historicaly accurate by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

      Who says I hated him? I thot he was brilliant. But Pixar got a push from Disney. It's good but it's not the best.

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    71. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      He was an employee. You want credit for your work, you have to work for yourself.

    72. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      That's pretty much the argument that's been used by Jobs haters for the innovations in the iPhone.

    73. Re:Historicaly accurate by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      It shouldn't sell, period. Jobs did nothing that deserves a book or movie. Only the Apple fanatics think he walks on water.

      If he walked on water, you would complain that he can't swim.

    74. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nomad Jukebox 3. That's huge. Bizarrely designed to look like a CD player,and of similar size. Comes with rubber feet for putting on a table, because it's too large to carry around with you.

      The iPod started out the size of a pack of cigarettes, and only got smaller.

      Battery life? The Nomad came with a couple of rechargable AA batteries. About 5 hours life. The first iPod was 10 hours.

      Quality? The nomad was cheap plastic crap. The iPod was always a quality construction.

      Sound quality, OK, that's somewhere where the Nomad was good. But the rest of your claims are shit.

      Also, considering that Apple stole the designs from Xerox,

      To license is not to steal.

    75. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't want to carry it around with you. It's CD player sized, with rubber feet for putting on a table. And that easy open battery compartment will give you 5 hour battery life as opposed to the 10 hours from the iPod of the time. Even though the iPod was less than half the size.

    76. Re:Historicaly accurate by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      I remember watching the UK science program "Horizon" back in the 1980s. It was an episode exploring the then new and exciting field of computer animation. Examples from all around the world. By far the best was "Luxo Jr" from Pixar.

      Later there were several attempts at making the first feature length animated movie. Pixar was the first to succeed. And it was an excellent movie too. Toy Story.

      What's your problem?

    77. Re:Historicaly accurate by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Jobs created 2 companies with his profits from Apple. While Jobs obviously was a very good businessman, how far he would have got without the money to open those businesses is something we'll never know.

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    78. Re:Historicaly accurate by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Actually Woz did put those chips together in ways that were innovative. He came up with a way to produce colour with less chips then anyone else which was a major selling point of the Apple II, put the chips together in a way that was less expensive then what others were doing and came up with an innovative, affordable way to add a disk drive to the computer.
      I can still hear the echos of Jobs, "Users don't need colour, users don't need expandability" which of course were the selling points of the Apple II. It was the sales of the Apple II that allowed the money losing Mac to exist for years whereas if the Apple II had been allowed to continue evolving Apple may well have been much more profitable. A fast, colour computer with Jeff's operating system, expandability, and perhaps the largest collection of software available.

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    79. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By thatt logic we shouldnt give anyone credit for anything because "its obvious and would be discovered in time"

      Hell, why not - it's done here with Apple invention all the time.

    80. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Crap, get your tounge out of that dead man's ass....

    81. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, [...]

      It's true. He was his own worst enemy.

      captcha: liberals (said with sarcasm and eyeroll)

    82. Re:Historicaly accurate by ultranova · · Score: 1

      To have done so three times, indicates that Jobs was really good at what he did.

      So Jobs is the best there is at what he does, what he does isn't very nice, and he has an absurd amount of fanboys. And he's a warrior philosopher.

      Jobs is the Wolverine of computer biz.

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    83. Re:Historicaly accurate by Genda · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it would be wise not to try and boil these men down to far... what is it they say "Anything that can be put in a nut shell probably belongs there..."

      Edison was plenty bright, he had real vision, big ideas. He was not however someone who could see how to get from A to C without trying every B on the planet, which is why he had an army of people test all the possible "B"s the world could throw at him. That said, he owns the patents for (notice I didn't say singularly invented) the phonograph, movie projector, voice recorder, light bulb, and on and on. Tesla was a guy who could see clearly from A to Z and how to get there in a single hop, scary mind, and just a wee bit unhinged. Often the price of brilliance is being more than a little screwed up. In the end his biggest dream, free power for humanity would be his undoing and Edison had nothing at all to do with it.

      Remember, this was the age of the industrialist, anything goes, your worker strike, you brought in armed thugs and had them shot and clubbed to death. By comparison to most of the captains of industry at the peak of Edison's power he was a pussy cat and a philanthropist. Doesn't mean he couldn't be a belligerent asshole, just small potatoes compared to the world class ass hats of his day, and he had to compete is a world that was by all measures a brutal one.

      Steve was a carnival barker, a snake oil salesman who loved and believed in the magic of his snake oil. In the end, who knows, there may have been something of value in the stuff (to soon to say.) Woz had the brain and the know how. Steve was the all singing all dancing neon sign trying to figure new ways to monetize Woz's cool ideas. A huckster hucking. Different as different could be. Still Steve crapped out Next, Pixar and a host of arguably brilliant projects, not the least of which was leave people stupid happy and give them a mind numbingly great experience. Can't say he always succeeded, but I've looked inside a Mac Pro Server, that sucker is engineered to the nines... anyone who's every sliced their knuckles into an ichiban of sashimi working on a poorly designed and constructed server would fall is deep love with a Mac Pro Server... on the flip side... they were over priced and are now discontinued. So sad, too bad. The failures of a capricious vision.

    84. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pixar was originally a George Lucas creation. Jobs money was useful on keeping it going just as his not being too involved in management was.

    85. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was such a visionary he knew that he would need them in the 80s?

    86. Re:Historicaly accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if that's true.

      At least where i live you have to have a certain % of disabled spaces, if those are filled by the non-disabled upper management, they're not disabled spaces.

      Sure. Now go look up the Apple campus on Google Maps or Earth. See how easy it is to spot the handicapped parking spaces - because they are mostly empty?

  8. They turned Woz into a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a shit piece of film-making. Woz was the real hero behind Apple.

    1. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      That'll teach him for not dying first.

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    2. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woz was a loser. Relatively speaking.

      Indeed, the poor schmuck just invented, designed and built the personal computer. Relatively minor feat obviously...

    3. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >What a shit piece of film-making. Woz was the real hero behind Apple.

      Uh, no. You need the nouse to create the product - and nouse to know how to sell it... Woz and Jobs were required to make it happen.

      For the record, I think Jobs was a first-rate asshat - but an amazing visionary, who recognised the value in an existing product - which Woz did not.

    4. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by PintoPiman · · Score: 2

      Ugh - false dichotomy. Woz and Jobs were both necessary. Take one out of the equation and there's no Apple, period. We might as well argue whether sodium or chlorine is the "hero element" in salt.

    5. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Being as we're all geeks here, I think we'd vote for the guy who knew how to use a wire-wrap gun over the slick marketing guy.

      You don't have to like everything about a company, even if you like the products they produce.

    6. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by adisakp · · Score: 1

      Being as we're all geeks here, I think we'd vote for the guy who knew how to use a wire-wrap gun over the slick marketing guy.

      You don't have to like everything about a company, even if you like the products they produce.

      Slick products are why Apple is still around though. You can have brilliant inventions but with crap marketing or no business savvy still fail as a company.

    7. Re:They turned Woz into a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being as we're all geeks here, I think we'd vote for the guy who knew how to use a wire-wrap gun over the slick marketing guy.

      You don't have to like everything about a company, even if you like the products they produce.

      Slick products are why Apple is still around though. You can have brilliant inventions but with crap marketing or no business savvy still fail as a company.

      Apple sales went through the floor and Jobs solution was to go around screaming at people. Sculley ousted the out of control control freak who was not in freaking control of the company and restored Apple to profitability such that the share price rose 50% after Jobs ousting. I wonder will this make the film?

  9. lofty ideas by richman555 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I am sure that none of these lofty realizations were seen until much much later. At the time I don't think they even knew what they did.

  10. Halted was the focus for starting Apple?! by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hello,

    The company Woz mentioned, Halted Specialties Company, is still around. Great source of electronics surplus and I have any fond memories of visits there over the past decades and wandering around their dusty shelves. I had no idea they were so instrumental in the founding of Apple Computer.

    Regards

    Aryeh Goretsky

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  11. Woz hopes it's entertaining? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In other words, Woz hopes it doesn't star Ashton Kutcher and Josh Gad.

  12. Halted isn't HalTed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The original place was sold many, many years ago. The original location on Fair Oaks is under condos now.

    1. Re:Halted isn't HalTed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure? They're using OSCommerce, so I assumed that was a hold-over from the original 80s site.

    2. Re:Halted isn't HalTed by Animats · · Score: 2

      The original place was sold many, many years ago. The original location on Fair Oaks is under condos now.

      No, that was HalTek, a competitor of HalTed. HalTed is still there. They have a faded copy of a receipt from Steve Jobs, buying a used 'scope, on their bulletin board.

  13. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    i would i could say obvious troll is obvious, but something tellls me you might be a real fanboi

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  14. The sad fact of life is ... by chepati · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that 50 years from now the media will have deified Jobs and next generations will believe he was a much much larger than life superhero who bootstrapped the entire computer industry and singlehandedly created new innovative products and touched so many people on a deep and personal level through his enduring work. And the real heros, Woz and the hundreds of Apple engineers and designers, will remain a footnote in some obscure appendix in a seldom read computer book, if that.

    Makes me sick, this cult of the Jobs personality and posthumous canonization of a glorified $20-profit salesman.

    1. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I stand my my theory. Steve Jobs is looking more and more evil.

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    2. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The sad fact of life is that 50 years from now the media will have deified Jobs and next generations will believe he was a much much larger than life superhero who bootstrapped the entire computer industry and singlehandedly created new innovative products and touched so many people on a deep and personal level through his enduring work. And the real heros, Woz...

      It's quote amusing to see all these people criticising the deifying of Jobs, which isn't actually happening, whilst at the same time they are deifying Woz.

    3. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates is evil: "You must install our operating system."

      Steve Jobs is God: "You must buy our hardware, only use our operating system, and only buy software we approve of and receive a commission for."

    4. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's quote amusing to see all these people criticising the deifying of Jobs, which isn't actually happening, whilst at the same time they are deifying Woz.

      lol +1 ironic.

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    5. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Look at Gates and how many consider him a super-hero, especially after he stopped being quite as cheap.

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    6. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by bloodhawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I don't believe in Deifying anyone, At least with Woz they are worshipping something that he actually did as opposed to Jobs where they are basically worshipping a used car salesman as the inventor of the car, albeit a very successful one.

    7. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by tyrione · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... that 50 years from now the media will have deified Jobs and next generations will believe he was a much much larger than life superhero who bootstrapped the entire computer industry and singlehandedly created new innovative products and touched so many people on a deep and personal level through his enduring work. And the real heros, Woz and the hundreds of Apple engineers and designers, will remain a footnote in some obscure appendix in a seldom read computer book, if that.

      Makes me sick, this cult of the Jobs personality and posthumous canonization of a glorified $20-profit salesman.

      The only people complaining of any fame are fans of Woz. Follow Wozniak's track record once the Macintosh [which he had nothing to do with] arrived. He completed a double B.S., got married, and did nothing but small, mindless little startups while getting paid today $120k a year [honorarily by Apple] for simply being alive. The real talent at Apple are the guys who Steve cultivated and who demanded he create NeXT when the board ousted him. I worked around them at NeXT. They dwarf Wozniak in knowledge, skills and capabilities to create great products. That same zeal was brought back to Apple. Wozniak had decades to extend his respect technologically by actually pioneering research in design of CPUs, GPUs, etc. He doesn't know it. He never did. Technology blew past Steve Wozniak and he decided to play Steve Jobs as a CEO and failed miserably every single time. The guy holds 4 patents in his entire engineering career, while being given Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of resources to create. He isn't that genius. He's a celebrity who will always be the fat kid who Steve Jobs pulled out of his shell [Wozniak is quite clear on this point] and made him wealthy.

    8. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by blind+biker · · Score: 0

      It's quote amusing to see all these people criticising the deifying of Jobs, which isn't actually happening,

      What fucking alternative reality are you living? People have been going to the Temple of Jobs even before he threw the spoon, but even more now that he died. According to his worshipers, he invented the smartphone, "put the internet in my pocket", and of course, invented the tablet.

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    9. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      What fucking alternative reality are you living?

      I could ask you the same thing.

    10. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      All that does is show your biases as to what work is worthy. Woz put a couple of computers together. Jobs put a couple of companies together. The Apple I and Apple II were great. Apple Computer Inc and NeXT were great.

      Just to be sure you aren't deifying Woz. What is more impressive engineering work - the Apple I - made from off the shelf chips, connected in much the way they were intended to be connected. Or the people that created those chips? The Apple I or the 6502 Microprocessor?

    11. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't believe in Deifying anyone, At least with Woz they are worshipping something that he actually did as opposed to Jobs where they are basically worshipping a used car salesman as the inventor of the car

      Do you even know who invented the car? Who fucking cares? Henry Ford is a hell of a lot more memorable and interesting person than whatever random mechanic first built a POS steam powered car in the 1870s. Get a clue.

    12. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not especially a Wozniak fan. He did after all help start a company I really don't like. However, I don't have to like that to acknowledge the role Apple played in the computer revolution (or, sickeningly, the role they play in "the consumerization of IT").

      However, some of us still believe that the glory is in doing things, not selling them,

      Wozniak appeals to people who like technology. Jobs appeald to the masses. I can't stand the masses.

    13. Re:The sad fact of life is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people complaining of any fame are fans of Woz.

      I don't give a shit about Woz and I think Steve Jobs is overrated.

  15. Hollywood cares about historical accuracy! by nikhilhs · · Score: 1

    Just like The Social Network was based on 100% fact! So was Hackers! And The Net!

    1. Re:Hollywood cares about historical accuracy! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Well thank god they don't. The Social Network was bad enough already. Consider how boring it would have been if it'd been accurate. Endless meetings, often involving lawyers. Yawn.

    2. Re:Hollywood cares about historical accuracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait a second, Hackers was fiction?

      Oh shit. I always thought you could tell good hackers from evil hackers on whether they had roller blades or skateboards.

  16. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by kamapuaa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He also hold the record for Tetris on a Gameboy. When Nintendo Power magazine stopped accepting his high scores (he'd confirm by mailing in Polaroids of the screen), he started submitting his name spelled backwards.

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  17. Josh Gad may have not been the best choice. by beltsbear · · Score: 2

    Well they certainly were not kind to the Woz on looks in this movie. Go back and look at the Woz in the 70's not today. He was a good looking guy, arguably better looking then Jobs. Aston Kutcher does look like Jobs in some of the other pics, remarkably so. http://images.intomobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/steve_wozniak_steve_jobs11-660x465.jpg

  18. Re: Halted by stevew · · Score: 2

    The comment about Halted needs a little context. Halted (still in business) is an Electronics part store in the Silicon Valley (Sunnyvale off of Central Expressway & Lawerence for those who care..) I is the place you go when you need the odd-ball capacitor or resistor for your electronics project. Lots of good quality junk there.

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  19. The jobs prayer by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Funny
    • Our steve jobs our asshole brethren
    • profit be thy name
    • thy kingdom dumb
    • they will by done, in consumerism
    • as it is in manufacturing
    • give you our pay and all our bread
    • to deliver us new shiney elation
    • as you deliver the drm used against us
    • and lead us not into education
    • but deliver us new shiney
      • da man

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  20. No I and others want to see ... by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    made up bullshit in a biography. I love to watch shows on Hitlers double life of killing Jews in his day to day in front of the public job while saving them after work hours.

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    1. Re:No I and others want to see ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So you probably enjoyed "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" then.

  21. Two quick book recommendations by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...if you're a fan of late 70s/early 80s computer culture.

    Somebody gave me Steven Levy's Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution as a teen (thankfully missing the minefield of shitty books with the term "hacker" in their title) and it was amazing. Early days computer hobbyists, Paul Allen and Bill Gates writing BASIC for the Altair on a timeshare and dealing with the hobbyists who wanted to copy it instead of buy it, Ken and Roberta Williams and Sierra On-Line, and so much more.

    Also loved the more recent Commodore: A Company on the Edge by Brian Bagnall. Just captivates the imagination to read about people hand-drawing their CPUs. There's an enthusiasm in the early computer industry that seems to have dampened over the years, as startups and corporations begin with the money in mind rather than the starry-eyed idealism and hobbyist tendencies that powered the first personal computer businesses.

    Neither of these feature Ashton Kutcher, however, or even Steve Jobs to any great extent. But if your passion for computers is in their function rather than their form I highly recommend the above books.

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    1. Re:Two quick book recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of these feature Ashton Kutcher, however, or even Steve Jobs to any great extent. But if your passion for computers is in their function rather than their form I highly recommend the above books.

      If that's what you're after, might I also recommend "The Soul of a New Machine" by Tracy Kidder? Not about PCs, but interesting nonetheless.

    2. Re:Two quick book recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an enthusiasm in the early computer industry that seems to have dampened over the years, as startups and corporations begin with the money in mind rather than the starry-eyed idealism and hobbyist tendencies that powered the first personal computer businesses.

      Maybe there isn't as many 'starry-eyed idealism and hobbyist ' today but I see Gates and Jobs the same as corporations today that 'begin with the money in mind ' and I could also say that without them the starry-eyed idealists like Woz may still be sitting in their baesmant with their hobbies and that the assholes... I mean cut throat businessmen, are what was/is needed to bring the bright ideas of the artists/creators to the masses.

      I am not saying this is right ( as in good), but is the way of the world.

    3. Re:Two quick book recommendations by JoeWalsh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Atari: Business is Fun is another worthy read. Well researched and thorough.

    4. Re:Two quick book recommendations by dbIII · · Score: 2

      dealing with the hobbyists who wanted to copy it instead of buy it

      Quite funny considering how much of that first MS BASIC comes from printouts of another version of BASIC that Gates took from a University.

    5. Re:Two quick book recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. 'Dumpster diving' was Gates' hobby back then. Oh, and stealing expensive (at the time) computer access. But his rich parents made sure he didn't get in trouble for that.

    6. Re:Two quick book recommendations by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Levy's Hackers was a HUGE reason of how I got into this world in the first place. That and textfiles.com - reading through a lot Ma Bell and whatnot.

  22. frustrating! by farble1670 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    it must be really frustrating for Job's fans that there's still someone around than can correct their white-washed version of history.

    1. Re:frustrating! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0

      And further frustrating that Apple is now slipping down the drain right as the movie is about to come out.

    2. Re:frustrating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it must be really frustrating for Job's fans that there's still someone around than can correct their white-washed version of history."

              It isn't just correct but correct with saint-level credibility so they can't ignore it.

    3. Re:frustrating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And further frustrating that Apple is now slipping down the drain right as the movie is about to come out."

            And that's bad, right?

  23. Shot in RD; Reality Distortion. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    It's a movie about Steve Jobs; the only way for it to be honest is if it's filled with rewritten history and selectively ommitted truths and just blatent lies.
    Also, unless Apple sues the producers of this movie, it's not very realistic.

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    1. Re:Shot in RD; Reality Distortion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would Apple sue them? They seem to be continuing the cult of personality.

    2. Re:Shot in RD; Reality Distortion. by celle · · Score: 1

      "It's a movie about Steve Jobs; the only way for it to be honest is if it's filled with rewritten history and selectively ommitted truths and just blatent lies.
      Also, unless Apple sues the producers of this movie, it's not very realistic."

                      It's a movie about Steve Jobs; the only way for it to be profitable is if it's filled with rewritten history and selectively ommitted truths and just blatent lies. Also, unless Apple sues the producers of this movie, it's not very realistic.

                  Fixed that for you.

  24. Ashton Kutcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why Ashton Kutcher?

    Anywhere?

    Ever.

    Just

  25. So what we all knew, then? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs was a bad apple.

  26. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Revisionary perhaps, not visionary. He was a succesful and ruthless business man, not a genius.
    Without Jobs, Woz would have made a good computer that would have sold a lot less, if at all.
    Without Woz, Jobs would have sold radio's or cars or some crap, and he would have been succesfull at it, but probably not computers.

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  27. Re: Woz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't Woz also always said that he doesn't remember shit from before his plane accident?

  28. Popped collar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs was such a hipster he sported a douche collar before anyone thought it was cool.

    Hail to the lord of all hipsters, prepare your tithe for the app store.

  29. It would be much better by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Charlie Sheen had been cast as Jobs.

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  30. Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I bought an iphone/ipad/imac whatever and am dumb enough to use it... do I have to now as well know and worship the contrived life story of immense achievement that is only surpassed by that of Kim-Jong-Il himself? He's with his daddy now, cube-boy Stevie is, and daddy is in a recycling mood :-)

  31. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kelso playing Jobs... Can someone point me to anything where Ashton Kutcher does more than either act like a doofy shit, or plain ole talks like he is disinterested?

  32. If he think's that's inaccurate.... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2

    ... just wait until the climactic finale, when MegaJobs burns down Cupertino with his laserbeam eyes.

  33. rewriting history again, I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    [woz] invented, designed and built the personal computer

    Now that is just an outright pernicious rewrite of history. Scelbi, Altair, IMSAI, SWTPC, etc. Those companies put the foundations down. Not Apple. Not Woz. Not Jobs. I had a PC on my desk before the Apple-I prototype ever saw the light bulb in that garage.

    check it:

    1973

    Scelbi-8H

    Wang 2200

    1974

    Mark-8

    1975:

    MITS Altair 8800

    SwTPC 6800

    Sphere

    IMSAI 8080

    IBM 5100

    1976

    MOS KIM-1

    Sol-20

    Hewlett-Packard 9825

    PolyMorphic

    Cromemco Z-1

    ... all before Apple I.

    --fyngyrz (anon due to mod points)

    1. Re:rewriting history again, I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a fucking break, bro. The Wang 2200? A "mini-computer" used by the Soviet Military? You're saying that was the first personal computer? Was it ever owned by a consumer or used for anything outside of military applications? Doesn't sound too fucking "personal". And then the HP-9825? A fucking automatic typewriter with no screen that costs $8000 dollars? Dude, you hate Steve Jobs so much it's actually starting to distort your reality. Get a grip.

    2. Re:rewriting history again, I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most of that list is bullshit, but he has a point about the Altair 8800, which Wikipedia says "is widely recognized as the spark that led to the microcomputer revolution of the next few years".

    3. Re:rewriting history again, I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started out by naming the companies I was pointing out had led Apple in starting the PC industry: Scelbi, Altair, IMSAI, SWTPC

      The rest is a timeline of small computer systems prior to the Apple I meant to provide context. It's neither complete or free of non commercial designs. It just shows what was going on in a general way.

      So relax. The point was -- and remains -- Jobs does not deserve credit for "inventing, designing and building the personal computer."

      ...and I don't hate Apple. We've got a mac pro, several minis, an imac, a macbook pro, ipods, ipads, an apple TV and various accessories. The only PC I have lives in a VM under OSX. I just think it's a bad thing when someone gets credit for stuff they didn't do. History should be defended from rewrites by marketing departments and overeager fans.

      --fyngyrz (anon so as to not undo mods)

  34. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Without Woz, Jobs would have been that annoying fuck trying to sell you a cellphone at Radio Shack when you went in looking for a 10k resistor.

  35. Hollywood all over by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Two movies? Hollywood still has this incestous crap of three asteroid movies in one year, two Dalia Lama movies or whatever else the've heard the other studio is doing.

    1. Re:Hollywood all over by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      To be fair to that tradition, Carnosaur makes Jurassic Park look so much better.

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  36. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without Jobs Woz wouldn't have sold ANY. It's fine to be a Jobs hater but at least have a clue about what actually happened. Woz was never selling any computer. He just wanted to be an engineer at HP. Without Jobs Woz would just be another chunky neckbeard sitting in a cubicle somewhere.

  37. Annoying by BrunBoot13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hate how a lot of this history has been rewritten to make Jobs the genius and Woz just Jobs' partner. Woz built the early Apples, designing some components (like the floppy drive controller) from scratch, and Jobs just did the stuff that no self-respecting hardware guy would want to do, namely marketing and style.

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  38. Re:FIRST POST! by Howitzer86 · · Score: 0

    Really? Are we still doing this?

  39. Type casting by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

    The absolute values of their IQs are the same. The only difference is Jobs' IQ is expressed with a positive number.

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  40. Go read: Accidental Millionaire by Chewbacon · · Score: 0

    Side-of-the-story set aside, that book made Jobs look a whole lot different than Apple would paint him today. Steve Jobs was the business man, not the innovator. I remember the book documenting an argument between Jobs and Woz's father where the latter was screaming at Jobs: you didn't do shit!!! The argument was about money. That book showed Jobs as a tyrannical, tantrum throwing, son of a bitch that everyone at Apple feared and hated (despite a lot of them made an assload of money off their stock benefits). No surprise Hollywood is trying to make him look like a saint; so many of them carry a piece of his legacy in their pocket or briefcase.

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  41. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Zero Dark Thirty" is not an accurate portrayal of Osama bin Laden.

    "Lincoln" is not an accurate portrayal of Abraham Lincoln.

    "The Ten Commandments" does not portray Moses accurately.

  42. Hahaha wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does Woz look like Penn Gilette on a bad hair day?

  43. Meh... by sjukfan · · Score: 1

    I'll skip jOBS and wait for the more interesting wOZ. (If I haven't nuked Hollywood in an OCD induced rage before that.)

  44. Oh Dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie may be just a little bloody 'pice' of shit after all.

    And yes, I posit that Steven P. Jobs was just such just a pice of SHIT.

    And the stock price of Apple Inc. not Apple Computer has and will continue to plumb the depth of NASDEQ hell until delisting in 2015.

    So much for the 'Cook' in the Executive Suite !

    XD ,n!m

    1. Re:Oh Dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, except Apple actually made record profits last quarter...

  45. Woz is sure being very diplomatic ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He also says he hopes it's entertaining.

    I think I am not the only one, especially those of us who knew Steve Jobs, who will say this ... It'll be a very sad day if the movie that supposed to tell the story of Mr. Steve Jobs becomes a movie that is "entertaining".

    Steve Jobs is never an "entertaining" kind of guy. In fact, Mr. Jobs can be the worst kind of SOB when he was in his mood.

    I hope the movie producer can get more information from people who knew Steve Jobs and make a movie that is not just entertaining but instead, also give proper justice to Mr. Steve Jobs, the man.
     

     

     
     

     

     

     

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    1. Re:Woz is sure being very diplomatic ... by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs is never an "entertaining" kind of guy. In fact, Mr. Jobs can be the worst kind of SOB when he was in his mood.

      I dunno...I'd kinda find seeing some of his tantrums entertaining. I thought they were in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

    2. Re:Woz is sure being very diplomatic ... by rockerito · · Score: 1

      I hope the movie producer can get more information from people who knew Steve Jobs and make a movie that is not just entertaining but instead, also give proper justice to Mr. Steve Jobs, the man.

      It's too late for that. The movie is already finished, and will premiere soon. From the article: "[..]in jOBS, premiering Friday at the Sundance Film Festival. The movie hits theaters April 19."

      I'm currently reading jobs biography, and find very entertaining to find out how rotten his personality was. It shows that flawed humans can have success.. on the other hand, I'm starting to think that maybe all successful people are such because they have something wrong with their personality, because they can't settle for a normal life.

      One thing is for certain, if the movie is all bullshit, it won't be entertaining no matter how hollywoodesque it is.

    3. Re:Woz is sure being very diplomatic ... by Genda · · Score: 1

      Actually you're very close to hitting something square on the head... owww! No, most dramatically successful people, are folks who are more enamored of their vision than they are in garnering love and appreciation. He was literally playing a different game than most folks. The primary human currency is admiration. Some would argue and instead say its love, but imagine for a second being loved by someone who had no respect or admiration for you... are you completely creeped out? Welcome to the bottom line for the vast majority of human beings. We do anything to be admired (as we see admiration.) Steve was actually more interested in winning the game he was playing than getting your admiration, so if you were between him and his getting what he wanted, he didn't think twice about marching right over your ass rough shod, and if it left you chafed, so sad, too bad.

      So all those judgements about Steve are kind of moot, opinions based on people who measured actions and reactions from a context called "Social Behavior" and it would be like expecting a lion to have table manners... silly, right? Steve had his vision, his focus, his raison d'etre. If there was any greatness in the man, it was that he was true to his own vision and that is indeed a kind of greatness. Woz is a more normal life form. Woz is a good man, he too honors his vision, but he's not quite as obsessed with the importance of his own opinion. That is the mark of a wise man. Steve was focused. Woz was, is, will be wise. I prefer wisdom myself, but the world has need of crazy obsessed bastards chasing a vision.

  46. Ideas are a dime a dozen. 4000 prototypes by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Edison stole some ideas. The ideas weren't where the greatness was, though. Most people here have had several great ideas. How many of us have had any noticeable impact on the world?
    Edison designed and hand built about a THOUSAND different lightbulb designs that didn't work before finding one that did work well. That effort made changed the world. Lots of people had ideas, Edison had determination and worked like crazy to turn an idea into an immensely useful product.

    Similarly Jobs. I'll never buy an Apple prodict because I value freedom, but I'll give credit where credit is due. Xerox had decided not to pursue the GUI idea because it was unusable. Apple, led by Jobs, turned an unusable concept into a case study on usability.

    I have plenty of good ideas. If a Jobs or Edison would come along and go through 1,200 protypes to turn my idea into a great, highly useful product we'd all be better off.

    The comparison to Tesla is kind of silly because although Tesla did some good work, he was more like PT Barnum or Ripley - more hype than anything. A lot of his "inventions" were of the tinfoil hat variety, while Edison was producing working products for our day-to-day lives.

    1. Re:Ideas are a dime a dozen. 4000 prototypes by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Edison stole some ideas. The ideas weren't where the greatness was, though. Most people here have had several great ideas. How many of us have had any noticeable impact on the world?
      Edison designed and hand built about a THOUSAND different lightbulb designs that didn't work before finding one that did work well. That effort made changed the world. Lots of people had ideas, Edison had determination and worked like crazy to turn an idea into an immensely useful product.

      Sigh, you still don't know the truth do you?

      Let me give you a hint. Edison himself didn't find the one that worked well it was actually ... well, I leave that guess to you, but you've mentioned him in your post!

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    2. Re:Ideas are a dime a dozen. 4000 prototypes by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      Couple things worth mentioning...


      Edison was a nut about direct current and wanted to find a way to transmit it over long distances. He never did. Tesla discovered how to make alternating current, which could be sent over long distances. Edison never forgave him for it.

      Yeah, some of Tesla's inventions were 'tin-foil hat' quality, but those were mostly in his later years, and only because his notebooks were lost so his experiments aren't repeatable. If nobody tells you to put an emulsion of silver nitrate on a transparent strip of cellulose, do you really think you can clone an old-style film camera? Having been ripped off a few times too many by Westinghouse and Edison, Tesla tended to leave important details out of his lab books. Once bitten...

      Edison wanted to make tons of money and live well. He did so. Tesla was interested in money only as long as it would finance his experiments. He was rather socialist about things.

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    3. Re:Ideas are a dime a dozen. 4000 prototypes by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Apart from AC power, electic motors what has Tesla done for us :-) Ok the jammy sod did get to snog Amanda Tapping.

    4. Re:Ideas are a dime a dozen. 4000 prototypes by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Sigh, you still don't know the truth do you?
      Let me give you a hint. Edison himself didn't find the one that worked well it was actually ... well, I leave that guess to you, but you've mentioned him in your post!

      Well it certainly wasn't Tesla. So I can't imagine who you think it is.

  47. Shit ! This Movie Is A Pice Of Shit ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit Is As Shit Does.

    XD

  48. If you want the real story... by skidisk · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...read Andy Hertzfeld's site http://www.folklore.org/ which contains stories from the people who actually designed and built the Mac. Some of these stories went into the book "Revolution in the Valley" which you can still buy on Amazon.

  49. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    Your memory would be fucked up too if you took some brain damage in an airplane crash like Woz did. He thought he could fly it no problem after a few dozen hours on a simulator game. He found out the hard way it just ain't so.

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  50. Definition of irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is Microsoft Surface AD before the clip. ...also captcha : adverse

  51. ...innacurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sure is innacurate there's a Surface Publicity before the clip XD

  52. Please stop making shit up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We realise that you're butthurt, but there's no need to make up complete bollocks.

    You can just claim they're making too much profit.

    That, at least, is subjective and not known to be false.

  53. Counteractual proof abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tandy sold computers and they didn't have a Jobs.

    Sinclair sold computers and they didn't have a Jobs.

    Commodore sold computers and they didn't have a Jobs.

    So why is it that only Apple that wouldn't have sold ANY computers without a Jobs? Are you claming they produce crap?

    1. Re:Counteractual proof abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple sold computers and they didn't have Jobs.

  54. I had no idea,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ,,,MZ was dating Lennay Kukua.

  55. Translation of what Woz said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: "I just wanted to dick around with computers and make no money. If it had't been for Steve, I'd have been a total unknown super nerd." Yeah, Woz might've done the technical work that started Apple, but if you don't have a communicator you've got nothing. Social intelligence it what ultimately gets money and fame, not technical intelligence.

  56. Lessons from the Republic, Volume XI, Chapter 4 by lightknight · · Score: 2

    And in an effort to prevent others from finding their own way to the top, from time to time the various organs of the Republic would engage in a disinformation campaign. Histories of successful people were reportedly distorted and 'enhanced,' to make their later success easier to understand, while at the same time ensuring that their efforts could not be easily duplicated by simply copying their behaviors & actions. It was trivial to enact: those who had achieved great wealth often enjoyed the ego-feeding exercise of believing that they were predestined to achieve it, that they were special; rather than the reality that at that age, they had run calculation after calculation, and were never sure of their own success.

    The effects were plain to see -> a heavily romanced view of reality often lead to others internalizing the various actions of the characters seen on screen and in books; watchers would come away, thinking that if they were simply passionate enough about their chosen road to riches, then they could achieve all things; the prerequisites for achieving this success were sadly glossed over, and almost totally unreplicable. Just as 'Stand and Deliver' gave way to an entire generation of teachers who believed that they could change things by just caring a little more / fighting the system on behalf of their students, the point of these works was to activate the emotional centers of the brain, while deactivating the logical centers. Thus you ended up with what is essentially a headless army -> people willing to do something, but with no idea how to actually achieve it; they bought the kit for an airplane, which they believe will give them wondrous weekend holidays in Canada, but lack the instructions and know how to put it together.

    It would be three centuries before anyone realized how damaging these efforts were, and an additional 150 years before they would be disbanded.

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    1. Re:Lessons from the Republic, Volume XI, Chapter 4 by Guppy · · Score: 1

      Lessons from the Republic, Volume XI, Chapter 4

      That's a rather interesting quote, what's it from? I'm having trouble finding anything with a similar title.

  57. I don't know about that. by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that the lack of hard-drive on the original macs was because Jobs didn't want a fan in it. I'm sorry, but after five minutes of watching the sales person switch floppies, I went back to my C-64.

    1. Re:I don't know about that. by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      *stunned silence*

  58. blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aston Kucher is a self aggrandizing asshole, the perfect person to play steve jobs....blah

  59. The Apple Story is Full of Lies Anyway by JoeIsInTheCloud · · Score: 1

    Historically inaccurate, like Woz and Apple's claim that he invented the personal computer. I see.

  60. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, without Woz, Jobs would have made a billion dollars some other way. Without Jobs, Woz would have been a nobody, not even a footnote in history. He probably would have spent 30 years behind the counter of some little computer store soldering shit together.

  61. Re:FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. More like Post 42696699.

  62. Re:Steve Wozniak is a loser. by JoeIsInTheCloud · · Score: 1

    No, you'd be wrong. I just find it laughable that a man who takes credit for inventing the personal computer, and constantly downplays the contributions of others, takes such interest in the historical accuracy of a loosely inspired work of fiction. The only distortions we're to believe are Woz's, I suppose.