... how we can turn this thing into something useful. Gasoline, maybe?
Nope. Can't do that. Leave it alone.
This Study was performed by an independent panel of researchers from Miskatonic University, peer-reviewed by a group of scientists from Innsmouth, Massachussettes.
As society is headed more and more towards prudery again, it's likely that naked titties will be all that's needed to make you come in your pants in about a hundred years' time.
Have you actually been on the internet prior to this post?
Personally, I haven't bought any games recently because I'm still catching up on all the great games that came out recently!
I'm re-playing FEAR 2.
I'm playing FAR CRY 2 for the first time.
Need to start and finish DAMNATION.
Need to finish the LOST: VIA DOMUS crap-heap.
Recently beat PLANTS vs. ZOMBIES.
All whilst still playing TEAM FORTRESS 2.
My laundry list for games to buy is long, but I'm waiting until I finish these! I want to play TRINE, I want to buy and re-play all those LUCASARTS games that just came out again on Steam, I want to start another MMO like the new Star Trek Online or Knight of the Old Republic MMO.
This is actually a great time for games, for me personally.
I'm sure the multi-endowed tentaclebeasted transfurry lolirape stuff that comes out of Japan and/b/ is _nothing_ compared to the unfathomable transdimensional Lovecraftian virtual Horror-Porn that our descendants will be fapping to in .
Am I the only person who notices that every single summary submitter tries to show off his nonexistent ability to be funny? This doesn't help the summary and every time I read a stupid joke in the summary like that, I have a mental facepalm. They make me feel embarrassed for the thread submitter, and it hurts; kind of like watching a really bad performance at a talent show.
Seriously, if you submit a thread, don't put a joke in it, because chances are your joke sucks and isn't funny. There are PLENTY of funny people on Slashdot, but you are not one of them.
Its funny, I'm forced to run XP w/ IE6 at my work. The client I support runs a webpage that blocks FF or other browsers by giving the "Unsupported browser" crap when you try to load the page.
So in other words it's ok for your leaders to have as many as they want, just not anyone else?
Yes, because my nation provides aid and comfort to anyone, regardless of race, color, or creed. My leaders do not refer to entire races of people as "dogs" and call for their immediate extermination.
Bitterness is understandable, especially in consideration of the fact that the US effectively allows Israel free rein with regards to its nuclear production.
It is understandable, yes. It does not mean I agree with it or condone it. A guy murdering his cheating wife is "understandable," but that does not mean I agree with it.
On a side note I find it embarrassing that the American media constantly implies Israel will be immediately obliterated if Iran is allowed to develop a primitive first nuke, while making no mention of the fact that Israel reportedly has hundreds of nukes with modern delivery vectors. Sigh, what ever happened to logic or reason?
And yet Israel has not used any of these nukes. Nor do their leaders deny scientific facts like the holocaust and refer to all Iranians as greedy crooks, calling to "wipe them all from the face of the Earth." The president of Iran has done these things... as President.
But keep going, you've got a long way to go before you can start preaching to countries with a dozen or nuclear weapons about the need for restraint.
I don't buy that. One madman with a nuke is worse than a peaceful leader with a thousand nukes.
It's not our number of nukes that allows us to preach to Iran and N. Korea, it's the fact that our leaders are held to certain standards. Our presidents get in trouble for misspeaking or forgetting to bow or not dispensing enough foreign aid; the leaders of the aforementioned countries give speeches advocating genocide... to thunderous applause.
I don't think a dozen nukes would cripple the US beyond repair... not by a long shot. It would be like a dozen hurricane Katrina's and the economy would go to shit but for the most part, the survivor's lives would still be better than 95% of the rest of the world's and we'd still be eating at restuarants and driving nice cars to work. it's not like we'd be roaming the wastelands eating Iguana-on-a-Stick or anything like that.
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Use Google before commenting on something you obviously know nothing about.
Oh, and...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
Outside of your mother's basement, there is a concept called "Humor." I suggest you google it.
Go ahead and WOOSH me, because... I don't get it at all. Someone explain this to the rest of us?
America... FUCK YEAH!!!!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond FUCK YEAH!
... how we can turn this thing into something useful. Gasoline, maybe?
Nope. Can't do that. Leave it alone.
This Study was performed by an independent panel of researchers from Miskatonic University, peer-reviewed by a group of scientists from Innsmouth, Massachussettes.
Nothing to see here, folks, move along.
He meant DRM as in "Duke Nukem Forever's Release Model.
is your friend.
I stupidly pre-ordered it.
But what I've played so far is fun. The controls are no worse than Mario 64.
Maybe the damnation developers forgot to include bribes with their Reviewer Copies.
As society is headed more and more towards prudery again, it's likely that naked titties will be all that's needed to make you come in your pants in about a hundred years' time.
Have you actually been on the internet prior to this post?
Does anyone actually expect privacy from these networking sites anymore?
Besides, who puts something on Facebook that they _want_ to keep _private_?
...to find out the location of the Hidden Rebel Base.
Personally, I haven't bought any games recently because I'm still catching up on all the great games that came out recently!
I'm re-playing FEAR 2. I'm playing FAR CRY 2 for the first time. Need to start and finish DAMNATION. Need to finish the LOST: VIA DOMUS crap-heap. Recently beat PLANTS vs. ZOMBIES. All whilst still playing TEAM FORTRESS 2.
My laundry list for games to buy is long, but I'm waiting until I finish these! I want to play TRINE, I want to buy and re-play all those LUCASARTS games that just came out again on Steam, I want to start another MMO like the new Star Trek Online or Knight of the Old Republic MMO.
This is actually a great time for games, for me personally.
The body will quickly heal itself if you can remove the offending energetic particles.
Good god, I hadn't thought of that.
/b/ is _nothing_ compared to the unfathomable transdimensional Lovecraftian virtual Horror-Porn that our descendants will be fapping to in .
I'm sure the multi-endowed tentaclebeasted transfurry lolirape stuff that comes out of Japan and
Are you always this depressed?
How do we KNOW that they'll REALLY last 1,000 years?
People from the future told us. They also told us to bury more porn.
Dubbed the Millennial Disk, it looks virtually identical to a regular DVD, but it's special.
These new non-degradable disks are larger, black, and made out of vinyl.
Who has MyLimb.com parked and is willing to deal?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only person who notices that every single summary submitter tries to show off his nonexistent ability to be funny? This doesn't help the summary and every time I read a stupid joke in the summary like that, I have a mental facepalm. They make me feel embarrassed for the thread submitter, and it hurts; kind of like watching a really bad performance at a talent show.
Seriously, if you submit a thread, don't put a joke in it, because chances are your joke sucks and isn't funny. There are PLENTY of funny people on Slashdot, but you are not one of them.
Its funny, I'm forced to run XP w/ IE6 at my work. The client I support runs a webpage that blocks FF or other browsers by giving the "Unsupported browser" crap when you try to load the page.
Is this client bankrupt?
So in other words it's ok for your leaders to have as many as they want, just not anyone else?
Yes, because my nation provides aid and comfort to anyone, regardless of race, color, or creed. My leaders do not refer to entire races of people as "dogs" and call for their immediate extermination.
Bitterness is understandable, especially in consideration of the fact that the US effectively allows Israel free rein with regards to its nuclear production.
It is understandable, yes. It does not mean I agree with it or condone it. A guy murdering his cheating wife is "understandable," but that does not mean I agree with it.
On a side note I find it embarrassing that the American media constantly implies Israel will be immediately obliterated if Iran is allowed to develop a primitive first nuke, while making no mention of the fact that Israel reportedly has hundreds of nukes with modern delivery vectors. Sigh, what ever happened to logic or reason?
And yet Israel has not used any of these nukes. Nor do their leaders deny scientific facts like the holocaust and refer to all Iranians as greedy crooks, calling to "wipe them all from the face of the Earth." The president of Iran has done these things... as President.
Invading the fuck out of a sovereign nation that posed no threat at all, direct or indirect, to the USA, not so much trouble.
Right, nobody called out Bush on the invading of Iraq.
Seriously, his party lost practically all power in every branch of government.
affecting IE users on XP
Good thing none of them read Slashdot.
But keep going, you've got a long way to go before you can start preaching to countries with a dozen or nuclear weapons about the need for restraint.
I don't buy that. One madman with a nuke is worse than a peaceful leader with a thousand nukes.
It's not our number of nukes that allows us to preach to Iran and N. Korea, it's the fact that our leaders are held to certain standards. Our presidents get in trouble for misspeaking or forgetting to bow or not dispensing enough foreign aid; the leaders of the aforementioned countries give speeches advocating genocide... to thunderous applause.
I don't think a dozen nukes would cripple the US beyond repair... not by a long shot. It would be like a dozen hurricane Katrina's and the economy would go to shit but for the most part, the survivor's lives would still be better than 95% of the rest of the world's and we'd still be eating at restuarants and driving nice cars to work. it's not like we'd be roaming the wastelands eating Iguana-on-a-Stick or anything like that.
OWNED.