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Land Rover Unveils "World's Toughest Phone"

Land Rover says their new S1 mobile is the world's strongest phone. Testing done by Land Rover and the staff at The Sun showed the S1 would still work after being stepped on by an elephant, run over by a Land Rover, dropped from a second-story window, buried in mud, soaked in a pint of beer, and roasted in an oven at 150 degrees centigrade. A forklift truck proved to be its match, and was able to crush the S1 under its three-tonne weight. The phone comes with 1,500 hours of battery life, a 2.0 megapixel camera, an extra loud ringtone and an unconditional three-year guarantee.

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  1. the obligatory... by timpdx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but does it blend?

    1. Re:the obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if it blends, but there is a cool video of it being tested here

    2. Re:the obligatory... by chiller2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Almost!

      There's a great interview by Dan Lane with a chap from Sonim about the phone / Land Rover deal over at The Really Mobile Project. It's a few weeks old if that tells you anything about the /. story! They drove around the Land Rover test track with it attached to one of the wheels, so it got to be spun around, submerged, and I think at one point they drive over it too.

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    3. Re:the obligatory... by noundi · · Score: 1
      Funny, but seriously though:

      ... the S1 would still work after being stepped on by an elephant, run over by a Land Rover, dropped from a second-story window, buried in mud, soaked in a pint of beer, and roasted in an oven at 150 degrees centigrade.

      Am I the only one who finds this severely retarded? Who the fuck has their phone run over by an elephant so often that he feels the need to have a fool proof solution for it? Or even have it run over by a car, buried in mud or roasted in a fucking oven? I can see the beer scenario, or any other liquid drink for that matter, but the rest of the tests are just fucking absurd.

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    4. Re:the obligatory... by sc0ob5 · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious.. Just because you don't leave your padded room doesn't mean others don't.

    5. Re:the obligatory... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Who the fuck has their phone run over by an elephant so often that he feels the need to have a fool proof solution for it? Or even have it run over by a car, buried in mud or roasted in a fucking oven?

      Here in the UK, some of us have to work for a living.

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    6. Re:the obligatory... by noundi · · Score: 1

      You can't be seroius, how about a bit more realistic tests? Such as dropping the phone from your hands? I have never in my life, nor anybody I know for that matter, had my phone damaged in a way that would be equal, or even close to, an elephant walking on it. I've sometimes dropped it, and on occasion on one of its edges. If I want a sturdy phone I'd look for a sturdy display, casing and edges that can handle a 2 meter drop. I can live with a 0.0000000001% chance of getting an immense and even pressure on it such as if an elephant walked on it.

      But then again you're free to tell me if you've ever had any of the experiences mentioned above, or even any scenario related. All except the liquid scenario that is the only one that makes sense, as I clearly stated.

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  2. umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can i use it for twitter?

  3. How about the phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be nice if they, I don't know... maybe showed the actual phone instead of an incredibly zoomed in and awkwardly framed shot of the screen. Honestly, it's like a review for a TV in which there's a picture of one corner, incredibly zoomed in, part of the screen cut off by the frame and showing none of the actual controls, shape or size.

    Retarded.

    1. Re:How about the phone? by xaxa · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the Sun. If phones had breasts the picture would have been fine, but the photographer didn't know what to do when they said "hey, photograph this".

  4. Yes But ... by eldavojohn · · Score: 0, Redundant

    an unconditional three-year guarantee

    Will it blend?

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    1. Re:Yes But ... by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Oooh, just one minute sooner and you would've gotten in before the guy above you who made the same joke.

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  5. Want it! by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

    Although it's unbelievably ugly, I need this phone! I broke 2 to 3 phones a year for the last 5 years... It'd be nice if it came to Canada. My last misadventure with my last Sony Ericsson: the screen died after a bicycle ride.

    1. Re:Want it! by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you get one of these and it breaks, You should just stop getting cell phones. Clearly they are not for you~

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    2. Re:Want it! by eric_brissette · · Score: 1

      If their vehicles are any indication, the phone will take a beating, but all the most expensive components will require regular replacement under normal use.

    3. Re:Want it! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i figured that was why the image in the summary says "insert sim" i have several Blackjack's that are completely usesless because they like to eat sim's (one even put a char mark on the sim (physical burn))

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  6. Must be the heat by jurgemaister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read "World's Thoughest iPhone". Think I have to stay off the Apple news for a while...

    1. Re:Must be the heat by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. I read it as well

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    2. Re:Must be the heat by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Then you shouldn't be on Slashdot. Though I am very surprised a non-apple phone made the headlines.

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  7. Rumor has it by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 4, Funny

    Naomi Campbell is first on the waiting list to get one.

    Nothing can stop her now.

    1. Re:Rumor has it by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, she may have to fight it out with Russel Crow to see who gets it first. I'm sure he goes through lots of phones when he bounces them off other peoples' heads.

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  8. Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...Just take better care of your shit.

    1. Re:Or... by dave562 · · Score: 1

      Or just realize that there are certain environments where nice/expensive gadgets shouldn't be taken. My girl friend is pretty notorious for losing things or damaging them. When she goes out with her friends, she leaves the Blackberry at home and puts her SIM into a cheap LG phone. If the phone gets lost or damaged it isn't as big of a deal.

    2. Re:Or... by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...Just take better care of your shit.

      Or don't have a job where you are in a rough environment.

      As it said in TFA, this is just the thing for tradesmen.
      I regularly see electricians, plumbers, carpenters and movers phones being dropped from ladders, or bashed into in some way. Or splashed with anything from paint to concrete to sewage.
      It's a tool for them, and as such it needs to be durable. Just like their other tools.

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    3. Re:Or... by Swizec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When she goes out with her friends, she leaves the Blackberry at home and puts her SIM into a cheap LG phone. If the phone gets lost or damaged it isn't as big of a deal.

      She does it so you don't see her calling history and can't track her via GPS to see what she's actually doing. Don't be naive man! Her tinfoil hat is even thicker than the average slashdotter's

    4. Re:Or... by dave562 · · Score: 1

      Trust me, if anyone needs a tracking device and call history checking its me... or at least, it was me a few years ago.

    5. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or don't have a job where you are in a rough environment.

      Or, just get a solid case. Not one of those rubber skins, but a rugged one for extreme abuse.

      (I'm sure there's a joke to be told about rubber skins & extreme abuse, but I can't think of a good one)

    6. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the judge made me wear one of those too.

    7. Re:Or... by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      dust kills my phones... I work in the tile laying business

    8. Re:Or... by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

      i would imagine if it can be buried in mud or soaked in beer and still work, then dust would be no problem.

    9. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just clean the inside once in a while.

    10. Re:Or... by lga · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I work for a timber distributer. I have to provide phones to warehouse staff, lorry loaders and sawmill operators. Even if the environment wasn't so hostile I think the workmen would be! We have a large site with lots of warehouses so phones are essential to get the job done.

      I have one loader who in the last few years has been through several Nokia 6310s, a Nokia 5210, 5410, and a JCB phone. The JCB was supposed to be indistructible and had a similar demo video to this Land Rover phone but he still broke it. At least they gave me a refund without arguing.

    11. Re:Or... by mhelander · · Score: 1

      "Trust me, if anyone needs a tracking device and call history checking its me"

      If that's the case, I don't know why you open with "trust me" - clearly I shouldn't...

    12. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it right about great for tradesmen. I am a carpenter, and i go through phones at an unbelievable rate. I have been careful with some to not drop them, however the biggest problem is dust. I must have the phone on me and quickly accessible at all times (as i am the site superintendent). the dust and grit in my environment will find its way into any little crack that can be found. the first symptom is usually the speaker getting 'crackly' and death usually follows within weeks. what we need is a water-proof phone. if it keeps out water it should keep out dust.
          I will try this out for my next phone. which wont be long now, my current one is on it way out.

      while there have been some phones that are good for impact resistance, (notably some older nokia models) this is the first i have heard of one that may survive the atmospheric conditions.

      Makes me wonder : if "breathing" this kills my phones.. whats it doing to me? Hmm.. best not to think about it :)

    13. Re:Or... by dave562 · · Score: 1

      How do you feel? Do you feel better and morally superior for having reaffirmed for your ego that you're the person you think you want to be, and not the person that you assume I am? Great. Enjoy your weekend.

    14. Re:Or... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Wonder if it takes on oil. Both my father and both my brothers has had several phones dropped into the manholes of tanker-trucks or oil-cisterns. (Phone in breast pocket while inspecting...)
      Even if the tank is empty, there's usually enough oil in the bottom to kill most phones.

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  9. Psh by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Funny

    A forklift truck proved to be its match, and was able to crush the S1 under its three-tonne weight

    Well then it's no good to me.

    1. Re:Psh by njfuzzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just don't sit on it, and it should be fine. ;)

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    2. Re:Psh by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 2, Informative

      OWNED.

    3. Re:Psh by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Hrm, about your sig. At least, as a photographer, we can be, generally, assured that the camera will be pointed away from you...

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    4. Re:Psh by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      Is there ANYTHING that's forklift-proof? Walls, crates, freight containers, steel I-beams.. nothing can resist the awesome power of a forklift.

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    5. Re:Psh by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Hey now. He's getting it for his mother. Wait.

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    6. Re:Psh by socz · · Score: 1

      spyderco g-10 handle can handle it! :P

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    7. Re:Psh by pbhj · · Score: 1

      A forklift? Or possibly Chuck Norris.

    8. Re:Psh by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 2, Funny

      A forklift? Or possibly Chuck Norris.

      Of course! Indeed, forklifts are advised to avoid areas where Chuck Norris is in operation.

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  10. I have a question by fataugie · · Score: 1

    Has it been given to a 3 yr old for an hour? Or my brother?

    Either one could be given a bowling ball in an empty room...and 5 minutes later come out with a bucket full of pieces.

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    1. Re:I have a question by vux984 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Either one could be given a bowling ball in an empty room...and 5 minutes later come out with a bucket full of pieces.

      The truly amazing thing isn't that they can destroy a bowling ball in under 5 minutes. It's that they were able to craft a bucket using the pieces.

    2. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's that they were able to craft a bucket using the pieces.

      And still have enough pieces left to fill it.

    3. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you have never tried to break a bowling ball.

      Back in high school it took a cop car hitting one at 90 Mph to break one...

    4. Re:I have a question by fataugie · · Score: 1

      I tip my hat to you sir, you are a genius. If I could mod you up, I would.

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    5. Re:I have a question by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Either one could be given a bowling ball in an empty room...and 5 minutes later come out with a bucket full of pieces.

      The truly amazing thing isn't that they can destroy a bowling ball in under 5 minutes. It's that they were able to craft a bucket using the pieces.

      Hahahaha, win.
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    6. Re:I have a question by socz · · Score: 1

      so the real question is, where did they get the bucket from? :P

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  11. 1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

    62.5 days of battery life?! Is this for real!?


    What kind of battery are they using?

    1. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by Baranovich · · Score: 1

      Must be a mini nuclear reactor sort of thing...

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    2. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by Hansele · · Score: 1

      What they neglected to mention is that it has 1500 hrs of battery life as long as it is switched off. My phone is much better and has almost limitless battery life, so long as I have it plugged up to the wall charger.

    3. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Maybe they put an oversize battery in it and got rid of any features other than basic phone service. Even so, I, also, find that number to be hard to believe even if it just assumes 62.5 days in sleep mode.

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    4. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not hard at all to believe.

      When cell phones went smaller, their battery packs also became smaller. In size and in capacity (of course more in size).

      A battery the size of the one in my old Nokia 5510, but made from LiPO, would have about 5-10 times the capacity of the tiny batteries in modern phones.
      As a modern phone will last a week in standby easily, even with those small 300mAh cells, i think 62 days is entirely reasonable if one can live with the phone being 100g heavier.

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    5. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      No no no. The comma is a decimal separator. For American's, it would be 1.500 hours. What's impressive isn't the life, but that they predict it with such precision.

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    6. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Why 1,500 hours. Why not 1,5 hours? Who would go to the thousandths decimal place when publishing hours. That is what minutes are for.

      My guess is the two extra 0's were to just throw off us Americans.

    7. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's a single use battery, so when your 1500 hours are up, you have to buy a new phone.

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    8. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      No; in the UK (where The Telegraph is based) 1,500 == 1500 , NOT 1.5 . IIRC in mainland Europe ',' is the decimal separator, but not here (UK).

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    9. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      if one can live with the phone being 100g heavier.

      Oh, the humanity.

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  12. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the phone that drunk college kids everywhere have been waiting for

  13. But can I make a phone call on it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can honestly say that none of the mobile phones I have owned, nor any that anyone else I have known has owned, have lost phones through inadvertently driving a Land Rover over them.

    What a load of mind diminishing crapola.

    1. Re:But can I make a phone call on it? by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      Yes, but do you leave the basement?

      Though you may not realize it, some people lead more active, more hazardous lives than you.

      Factory workers, construction workers, hands-on engineers, mechanics, even laboratory workers may work in places that place their phones in danger. If it falls out of their pocket and down three stories or into a vat of lye or under the treads of a cement truck or out of the window of a speeding car, they know its safe.

      Personally, I'm a code monkey and so long as my phone can survive my footprint (I once stepped on mine after leaving my pants on the floor of the bathroom), I'm okay with it. Other people, maybe want something more durable.

      Just because _you_ don't want it doesn't mean no one wants it.

    2. Re:But can I make a phone call on it? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      One of my endeavors finds me at the top of wind turbines occasionally. I'd love to get one of these and see if it survives the fall to the ground. If so, I'd buy two.

  14. Ultimate test by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Was it given to an eight year old boy? Those tender little blossoms can destroy anything.

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      I thought MJ was dead?

      Too soon?

  15. elephant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stepped on by an elephant

    This one doesn't seem to be of any value. Elephants have extremely sensitive feet, and are unlikely to step on antyhing that might hurt them. Ever stepped on a child's toy?

    1. Re:elephant? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      You're saying the "elephant proof" isn't a good metric because if you have an elephant it's probably not going to step on your phone again?

      I think the point is to demonstrate that since an elephant can step on it and it works, YOU don't need to be worried about stepping on it accidentally and breaking it.

  16. With optional battery pack by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    62.5 days of battery life?! Is this for real!?

    Yes, when attached to your Land Rover.

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  17. iPhone needs to cool down before you can use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's Apple's shit hardware design for you!

  18. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it toss up check engine and abs fault codes too?

  19. Except.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who work with sewage or concrete won't be able to justify the multiple-hundreds of Euros/Dollars it takes to get this "tool".

    This isn't the first ultra-rugged phone, and as a "Land Rover" branded item, not suited for tradesmen.

    Anyone can license just about any trademark they like. My "Pittsburgh Steelers" nursing bra is in testing as I type this. Other franchises have yet to commit.

    1. Re:Except.. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The "Land Rover" branding does suggest a product aimed more at the yuppie who thinks that driving a jeep and wearing hiking boots are a viable substitute for actually going outside; but it is absolutely false that (some) tradesmen don't have access to expensive tools. They very well might not own them; but if it is cheaper to do the job with high end hardware than it is with low end hardware, people will do it with high end hardware.

    2. Re:Except.. by PanchoVilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its a bummer that Land Rover gets the "yuppie" label. Thats pretty much what I always thought too. Then a friend got one for the right reasons(to drive it off-road), and he invited me to ride along on the half day land rover course down in Carmel. The guy showed us all the features, and how they worked and how to use them. Then we went and spent the rest of the time doing actual driving. Leaning the rover over so far on its side I still don't know how it didn't fall over. Getting the rover on 3 wheels with one 2-3 feet in the air, then going forward until it tipped the weight from the back right to front left. Going up and down hills way steeper than I thought you could. The traction controls systems in the rover is very impressive, it even has an auto decent feature. Yes to descend a steep hill you sit at the top with the brake on, then you just take your foot off everything. You just steer, the car controls the descent and keeps the wheels turning so you can always steer. Your brain really makes that hard. So counter intuitive. The whole thing is done with the stock street tires. The instructor even let us get the car up around 40 and then hit the all stop switch. It really stops the car fast. :) So while it still is mostly driven by yuppies that will probably never go over a rock bigger than gravel, they really are impressive machines that are built to live offroad. So while I bet lots of yuppies buy the phone too, if it is designed like their rovers its probably pretty durable.

    3. Re:Except.. by hughk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some years back I had a Series IIa short wheelbase job. Bought secondhand of course and reconditioned. No traction control, just 2-wheel and 4-wheel selection then low and high ration. The original spec was 45 degs tip in any direction with a ton in the back. I took mine on 30% roads and up and down hills off-road. Don't think I made the 45 degrees slopes though.

      The downside was this was a true landrover - the main cushioning was your ass and it drank fuel. Eventually, I had to give it up.

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  20. How do spiders survive being stepped on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The landrover phone is just a branded sonim phone. The S1's from what I hear were notorious for poor seals around the battery compartment causing them to not be so water resistant but they were never advertised to withstand being submersed in water.

    S3's are fully submersible and twice as expensive. Both have lousy feature sets (no HSDPA).

  21. So... by Spike15 · · Score: 1

    ...this is the AK-47 of phones or...?

  22. Already done by johncadengo · · Score: 1

    Didn't they already make the "World's Toughest Phone" a long time ago?

    I swear I've seen one.

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    1. Re:Already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Zack Morris phone wouldn't last ten seconds against the Dom Joly Phone.

  23. Can it deflect bullets? by Ouizardus · · Score: 1

    Could James Bond or Jack Bauer use it to stop a bullet? If they want it to be rugged and work in the toughest conditions, that's the true test.

  24. Episode 310: Fugitive Alien by Guppy · · Score: 1

    A forklift truck proved to be its match, and was able to crush the S1 under its three-tonne weight.

    He tried to kill me with a forklift... Ole!

  25. ORLY? by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    Is this anything like those "unbreakable" combs or MagLites which are guaranteed to never break? Cuz I've broken both. With proper normal usage.

    1. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I got a MagLite that was DOA. And it wasn't the bulb, it wouldn't light no matter what got replaced.

    2. Re:ORLY? by afidel · · Score: 1

      What could you possibly break on a LED Maglite? The only thing I have ever seen is the top of the rubber cover for the switch being torn off and even then the switch still works, it's just not as water resistant. If you're saying you broke the bulb on a filament Maglite, that's nothing special.

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    3. Re:ORLY? by Kbac · · Score: 0

      What could you possibly break on a LED Maglite?

      You sir are obviously NOT married, If marriage has only taught me two things it would be A) Every question is a trick question NO exceptions and B) NOTHING is "Unbreakable", nothing.

    4. Re:ORLY? by afidel · · Score: 1

      You're married to the wrong women who also happens to be a water buffalo? Seriously I can't imagine the amount of force it would take to harm an LED Maglite, cops routinely use them as weapons except on forces where that's been banned due to the potential to kill people.

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  26. mabny years ago by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I had a metal rotary phone.
    I think it was steel. I pretty sure it could withstand everything in these tests as well.
    Where it failed was in that it ddn't fit into most pockets, it wasn't wireless, and the greatest tragedy of all, it didn't ahve a camera.

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    1. Re:mabny years ago by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      It may not be solid metal nor does it have a camera, but there is a cellular version of the old-school rotary dial phone available from http://www.sparkfun.com/commerce/product_info.php?products_id=286.

      They use real old bakelite phones, hacked to accept an internal cellular module and LiIon battery. It emulates the dialtone and everything. Just add a SIM card and away you go. It looks really cool.

      *I am not affiliated with SparkFun except as an occasional customer. Unless they want to give me a job!

  27. Top Gear by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Top Gear features this a few weeks ago, funny stuff:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgRVyt6N1U

  28. Laptop? by Gerald · · Score: 1

    I still want my DeWALT laptop, dammit.

  29. Hey, I'm still working by RevDigger · · Score: 1

    > stepped on by an elephant, run over by a Land Rover, dropped from a second-story window, buried in mud, soaked in a pint of beer, and roasted in an oven at 150 degrees c

    Hey, coincidentally, that exactly describes what happened to me last night. And I'm still working.

    1. Re:Hey, I'm still working by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Jeez, sounds like you were in one of those bad Axe commercials....maybe that's who the phone is marketed too!

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  30. Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of those tests aren't as impressive as they sound.

    The Beer/Mud tests are, effectively, the same thing. The phone's waterproofing gaskets will either hold the moisture out or they won't, much like a water proof watch. This gets even easier to accomplish if they installed an iPhone style "permanent" battery, eliminated the headset jack in favor of Bluetooth, and installed an inductive charging system like a cordless toothbrush.

    The test where it's being run over by a Land Rover is easier than it sounds because the flexibility of the tires serves to spread out the weight of the vehicle. As long as they don't over-inflate the tires or use ultra-high efficiency/low rolling resistance tires then the actual PSI on the phone should be relatively low. Coincidental, they featured a stunt just like this last night on that Billy Mays show "Pitchmen". In the show they were trying to sell a gel pad designed to absorb force so they ran over one of the salesmen's hands with an SUV. As for the elephant, I don't know enough about the forces at the bottom of an elephant's foot but it might be the same issue. Another thing to consider is how soft the surface was under the tire or the elephants foot. If either was done on earth instead of pavement/concrete then that will play a factor too.

    Inversely, the above explanation serves to explain why the phone, finally, broke under the forklift. The tires on most forklifts I've ever seen tend to be made of a very hard rubber-like material (possibly just pure natural rubber). I'm sure that this manages to eliminate the need to replace tires over the life of the forklift and forklifts don't need the shock absorbing effects of a pneumatic tire since they move so slow and are only designed to be used over very flat surfaces. The hard tires transmit a much higher percentage of the forklift's weight to a much smaller patch of ground and the 3 ton forklift is, probably, as heavy or heavier than the Land Rover.

    As for being dropped from a second story window, I would want to know what kind of surface it was dropped on. It would be much more impressive if it were dropped onto concrete. It would be less impressive if it were dropped onto thick grass and much less impressive if it were dropped onto a mattress (I doubt that one but, as it wasn't mentioned, I wouldn't put it past some marketing agencies).

    As for the oven test, I would want to know how long it was left in. 150C is a pretty high temperature but people have been walking over 1000+ degree Fahrenheit coals for a long time and I've seen Shaolin monks lick red hot pokers. The trick is how long your body part is in contact with the hot stuff. In both cases, you move your foot/tough away from the contact immediately and don't give enough time for most of the heat to transfer. In the case of licking the red hot poker, they also have a thick layer of spit on their tough that absorbs much of the heat and evaporates away protecting the tongue.

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    1. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > As for the oven test, I would want to know how long it was left in. 150C is a pretty
      > high temperature

      As long as the plastics don't melt (most have higher melting points than that) and the battery electrolytes don't boil (some use nonvolatile electrolytes) it should be ok at 150C.

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    2. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying you're wrong, but it doesn't need to be mil-spec. Most of the cell phones on the market today look like they might break if you look at them wrong.

      I suspect, OK, I know there is a market for a phone that is water-resistant and shock-resistant. It doesn't have to be mil-spec with a mil-spec price, it just doesn't have to break the first time it falls out of your pocket when you're climbing a ladder and it lands in the mud.

    3. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, first person who comments on how ridiculous the tests actually are. They do not prove toughness in any way. Just cheap advertising.

      You want real tests, check out MIL-STD-810 (latest revision is now G). These tests are more real world, fully standardised and repeatable, etc.

    4. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Beer/Mud tests are, effectively, the same thing.

      I see you live in the South of England then! For real beer, you need to be north of the border (Nottingham). :-)

    5. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by dickens · · Score: 1

      Fork truck drivers slow? I take it you've never seen a 2 ton fork truck powersliding through an ess with a half-ton of paper on the forks.. it doesn't look slow.

      Time is money, and those guys can load a truck in a hurry when it's crunch time.

    6. Re:Not, quite, as impressive as it seems? by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      He, while that may be fast for a fork truck, I think the Land Rover can, probably, double it's speed easily.

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  31. mod parent up by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    This is indeed a branding exercise, but ruggedized phones are damn useful. I have a ruggedized Samsung after my RAZR died from water inhalation, and it's brilliantly dependable. It's no iPhone in terms of features, but I can drop it on concrete, use it in the shower, charge once every 2 weeks, etc. A phone is a tool to me, not a fashion accessory.

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  32. Perfect for the Vogon on the go by synthesizerpatel · · Score: 1

    If they send the bill in triplicate, I think we know what to get our favorite Vogans for christmas this year.

  33. Alternative by georgenh16 · · Score: 1

    My Gzone comes pretty close, for a bit less, and available in the US.

  34. G'Zone by Mordac · · Score: 1

    Nothing shocking here. Casio has there G'zone which is pretty damn hard to break. I got mine for Mountain Climbing,and also because I seem to drop phones into any water source (don't know if I'm cursed or not.)

    One thing not advertised, these phones are rather large for a cellphone these days, so you can also use it as a blunt weapon.

    1. Re:G'Zone by jazzkat · · Score: 1

      +1 on the GZone, especially if you enjoy water or snow sports. Nothing quite like taking a phone call when you're swimming in the lake, or skiing from the back of a boat! Plus, if it gets dirty, just throw it in the dishwasher. That's an excellent bonus.

  35. Beer's good, but can it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it survive jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, spatter from arc welding and the 2 year old? Those were the failure mechanisms on 6 of the last 7 phones. The 2 year old is just as tough on phones as her daddy :)

    note: those don't necessarily need to be survivable in any combination I won't survive.

  36. Re:How about the phone? here's some help for you by Barsteward · · Score: 1
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  37. You don't work in construction... by BulletMagnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an IT Manager for a construction company, one thing I've been looking for is a phone that field people cannot break within a week. The defacto standard (or former standard) would be Nextel, but the new Motorola units they've been pushing are anything short of unbreakable. Gone are the days of the bulletproof brickphone that you can run over with a grader and it still live to make another call. Motorola's replacements for the bricks are rather flimsy flip phones and rather weak candybar phones.

    Well, on to Verizon we go (for the better coverage and cheaper costs) and we get into their "hardened" phones...the Casio/Verizon GZ1 Boulder, which is a complete and utter joke of misnomer. These units are the worst designed hardened units I've ever seen. The battery retention mechanism (a metal looking but actually plastic screw) will break off/apart after 1 drop and breaks the phone unless you have some duct tape handy to hold your battery in place. Of the 4 dozen we've taken delivery of, we had to replace two as DOA out of the box (bad sign #1) and 4 more within a week (bad sign #2) Now they have a problem with losing the call logs which Verizon is already aware of and the unit needs a firmware update.

    If this Land Rover unit is actually as good as it says it is, US cell phone companies should take note. THIS is what we want (in construction) - not these half assed phones that Verizon and Nextel put out. I want something I can hand to my people and say "See you in a year or two" ... not next week after it gets dropped twice.

    1. Re:You don't work in construction... by BuGless · · Score: 1

      Have you tried the Samsung B2100? I just got one last week. It's waterproof up to one meter deep for 30 minutes, and you can drop it (a lot; tried that already). The casing looks sturdy enough.

  38. Dinosaurs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does it fare with man-eating dinosaurs? Specifically, ones who eat the man with the phone?

  39. I wish the iPhone was like this. by Blimey85 · · Score: 1

    I dropped my iPhone 3g on the pavement about a month ago. Screen shattered. I love the features the iPhone has so I'm not going to switch, but I sure wish it was more rugged.

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    1. Re:I wish the iPhone was like this. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Those 20 dollar rubberized housings do an all right job in protecting it on 3 sides. Even if it won't be as shiny.

  40. Extra loud ringtone? by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Extra loud ringtone?

    Buy shares in forklift manufacturers.

  41. Makes you wonder how realistic are the specs by Joe+Wagner · · Score: 1

    Call me cynical, but when they claim two MONTHS of standby time and 18 hours of talk time, all on a 1850 mAh battery -- it makes me a bit leery. After all, no matter how efficient its electronics are, it still has to burn power transmitting packets. For example the Nokia 6205 on its 1020mAh BL-5C battery only gets up to 4 hours talk, up to 11 day standby. Spec for Nokia: http://www.nokiausa.com/find-products/phones/nokia-6205/specifications Spec for the phone, I think: http://www.sonimtech.com/pdf/xp3quest_ds.pdf

    1. Re:Makes you wonder how realistic are the specs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ampere-hours mean nothing without voltage.
      that BL-5C is a single cell battery, so
      3.6V * 1.02Ah = 3.672Wh
      now assume the xp3 has a 3-cell battery.
      10.8V * 1.85Ah = 19.98Wh
      and look, suddenly the "1850mAh" battery has over five times the capacity of the "1020mAh"...

  42. Yes, but... by mastermemorex · · Score: 0

    Is it waterproof?

  43. Missing test ... by BenBoy · · Score: 1

    meh ... call me when it survives a 5 year old.

  44. Ameri-centrism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Land Rover means something quite a bit different to an American than a Series I loving, third-generation Carpenter outside of Solihull.

    At over 200 Pounds, this thing is expensive on its home turf.

    Ask an American laborer whether they would buy four $50 phones or one $200 phone. The Foreman or specialist cabinet-maker may have another opinion, but that's where status and disposable income kick in.

    1. Re:Ameri-centrism by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ask an American laborer whether they would buy four $50 phones or one $200 phone.

      And while you're at it, ask him how much it is worth to him if his phone dies early in the day, and he's not be able to receive calls from potential clients until he gets finished the current job and gets to a phone store to buy another $50 phone.

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  45. Looks like a real iPhone Killer!!! by bADlOGIN · · Score: 2, Funny

    As in, if you smash the device into an iPhone, you can kill the iPhone and the device in question will keep working. Given what the G1 and Palm Pre have turned out to be, this is the only true valid definition of the term "iPhone killer" in the market today;)

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  46. what about the test vehicle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the Land Rover test vehicle suffered any damage, if it's like mine, its probably back at the dealer to have the suspension over hauled.

  47. Destroy my SIM by itomato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The phone is fragile. Less fragile, but it has considerably more chinks than my SIM card. If the phone numbers are the important thing, keep them on the SIM. They cost what - $0.02? $0.05?

    I can't understand why, aside from status, anyone would need this particular phone. Granted, it's a ruggedized phone with GPS, but the screen is something from 2002, barely pocketizable, and has glitzy buttons. What kind of GPS could it be packing, if it's (A:) a proprietary phone, (B:) has 600 pixels to work with? If location was so important to me, and I were driving my Land Rover, or my Hyundai (and pretending it's more than it is), why wouldn't I put my eggs in more baskets, and bring along my Suunto watch, TomTom, or traditional GPS unit?

    If the ability to make a phone call after leaving your phone in a pint (or similarly brown, wet, and bubbly environment) is the question, how is this better than my SIM alone, with a spare clunker phone/charger in the glovebox?

    I bet an average SIM could tolerate 3 tonnes of compression without a sneeze.

    1. Re:Destroy my SIM by longbot · · Score: 1

      CDMA phones and devices don't use SIM cards. And two of the largest carriers in the USA are CDMA. This new device will be particularly useful to tradesmen, who tend to be rough on company-provided cell phones (which are also often on the Verizon network, which is CDMA).

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    2. Re:Destroy my SIM by pbhj · · Score: 1

      barely pocketizable, and has glitzy buttons

      Why do you want to make it into a pocket? Perhaps if it were pocketable too, then you could keep a spare inside the "pocketizable" one?

  48. not iphone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> It's no iPhone in terms of features
    You are saying as if it's a bad thing.

  49. I don't know what the fuss is all about by osoroco · · Score: 1

    I had a Nokia (candy bar style from early 2000's aka the immortals) that fell from a 4th floor. Sure the battery, body, and covers went in different directions, but put together again and it worked.

    Seriously, if they wanted to make a real tough phone, they should've sided with Nokia.

    1. Re:I don't know what the fuss is all about by longbot · · Score: 1

      Nokia lost all ability to make hardy products when they let their design team start smoking crack. Some of the things I've seen them come up with have been true abominations. Remember that god-awful pendant phone?

      You want to talk immortal, let me show you my Sanyo 8100. I've dropped it in snow, water, drop-kicked it down a flight of stairs, dropped it off of a roof, disassembled it, hacked the keypad, reassembled it, and it still works.

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  50. very doubtfull it's that tough by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

    I work for an automotive supplier, and we have some of the most interesting phone death (Salt blast, chrome tank, paint oven, acid bath, ect.. and folk lift as well). Unless this thing can survive two weeks at anyone of my facility.

  51. Timex by schlick · · Score: 1

    This is Timex's shtick. Hey I'd probably buy a Timex phone if they actually made one.

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  52. Now what would be impressive.. by ProxyUser · · Score: 1

    is a phone that just works under normal usage pattern for most people. I'm talking about a simple candy bar phone like the ones Nokia used to make in 2001. Nowdays you cannot find a phone that does not have internet capable browser, email, etc. What happened to building a phone that does its primary function well. My ideal phone would have: 1. Excellent voice reception 2. 1 week + battery life 3. Bluetooth capability (hands free driving laws in my state) 4. sturdy design - survive a 3 ft fall to concrete - I don't expect to be chucking it out of a 2nd floor window! I can loose all the other bells-and-whitles. Of course, one simply can't buy a phone like this anymore in the US (especially if one wants it to work with AT&T).

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    1. Re:Now what would be impressive.. by longbot · · Score: 1

      A 2000 era Nokia with an external BT receiver duct-taped to the back (Jabra makes one, I think. Costs about $40). Hell, I think I friend of mine still has his in a junk drawer. Yours for $100 if you want that damned thing. :P

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  53. This story is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Land Rover can't even build a car which isn't being repaired more than it's going.

    I guess this will be included under their company ad slogan: "Pretty Good When They're Working!"

    1. Re:This story is a joke, right? by ndixon · · Score: 1

      Land Rover are a bit like Apple: expensive, desirable products (if you like that sort of thing) but laughably poor build quality.

      If the phone's like their cars, it will make strange knocking noises when you move around quickly, and eventually develop an oil leak.

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  54. Shirts with buttoned pockets by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..that's the only thing I have found that works for me on the farm. Top pocket, with a secured button. Anything in my pants pocket or on a holster, etc is due for a drop or a smashing. A shirt pocket with no button, same thing, lean over, out it goes, and around where I work, that could be right into a pile of cow exhaust or in the swamp/mud, etc.. The other thing cellphones don't seem to have is a lanyard loop. The sleeves sometimes have then, but the phone itself needs one, so you can put your own "safe" on them when doing work off the ground or whatever, just like with your other tools. If you drop it accidentally, it's only going a coupla feet then and easy enough to retrieve it.

    Anyway, this is why I only use cheap prepaid phones now. If they get creamed, no biggee really. I would *like* a full featured smartphone, but can't take a chance on them, just too wuss and too expensive at the same time.

    I honestly don't think there's a single cellphone designer out there who has ever worked a normal hard blue collar job before, else a good simple basic phone might exist for this market. It has to have buttons that can work with gloves on if necessary, at least for the main function of making and answering calls, have a readable screen in bright daylight, not have a weak case, be able to take getting washed off with the garden hose, etc. Maybe these landrover phones are OK, no idea really, but I've never seen a phone here that was any good in the rugged department. It can be larger and heavier, who cares, you know we carry weight all the time, those designers seem to think a lb would induce a hernia or something. Cellphones nowadays seem designed for very young people, children really, with teeny delicate fingers, and always using the phones inside someplace under climate control and artificial light.

    I wonder if there would be a market for taking people's cellphones (the few nice ones that guys like us want, but are impractical to carry) and just physically fitting them into better cases, and doing the other things necessary to make them tougher and more functional? I mean physically remove all the electronics and stick that in a totally different case that was blue collar emphasis designed? Cellphone case mods.

  55. Not sure this proves anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a boss who had one of the first Motorola razor V3's. His was from cingular, but it took a lot for him to kill it. He had a construction company and his phone had been through the works: been run over by a track hoe twice, dropped in a visit in NY traffic (reportedly run over by 6 cars), dropped in dirt, dropped in soda while driving, run over by the bulldozer once (2nd time killed it), run over by the front end loader twice, dropped on concrete or pavement dozens of time from various heights, the outer screen was cracked for a while but the phone was still functional until he finally killed it by running it over with the bulldozer. The battery cover was extremely loose and the flip joint was extremely loose, but it kept working till the very end. He replace that with 3 more razor phones which all broke within 4 weeks time for each.

  56. Looks like a rebranded XP3 - that is not new(s) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The photo (didn't read TFA ofcourse) looks a lot like a rebranded Sonim XP3 - http://www.sonimxp3.com/ - even the "world's toughest phone" line is the same. This post is not news. As an owner of an XP1 I can say it's neat hardware-wise, but the software is crap; user interface is clumsy and it frequently crashes. Still a good buy.

  57. Land Rovers ARE yuppie vehicles by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

    Let me ask you, was this vehicle bought for going off road recreationally or for work purposes? If the answer is recreationally, then your friend bought it for a yuppie purpose. I worked all over Africa for several years. A Land Rover is almost never the answer, because it breaks down too much. Yeah, if it's a Defender, you can probably fix whatever is wrong with a torch, wrench and a screwdriver, but RELIABLE is something no LR can claim. You know what's better than being able to do that? How about not breaking down in the first place. There's a reason Toyota 70 series LCs pretty much own the where-the-road-ends market. They may not have the nifty suspension of the LRs and don't handle the axle twisters as well, but at least it'll keep going. Really, even in the bush, LRs are yuppie vehicles.

    1. Re:Land Rovers ARE yuppie vehicles by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      but RELIABLE is something no LR can claim

      I'd argue with that, I've been in some military land rover defenders that have been around since the 80's and are still in service. Still in pretty darn good condition, stock civilian ones I'd probably agree with you though.

    2. Re:Land Rovers ARE yuppie vehicles by mcvos · · Score: 1

      There's a reason Toyota 70 series LCs pretty much own the where-the-road-ends market.

      It's true. When I went to Tumbuktoo (not reachable by any road), we only encountered LandCruisers. They never break down, and if they do, rumour has it you can even buy parts in the middle of the desert. So what if they're ugly? They're unstoppable.

    3. Re:Land Rovers ARE yuppie vehicles by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      Rumors? What rumors? Anywhere you go in Africa, if there are motorized vehicles, you can find spare parts for Toyota LandCruisers, Toyota HiAces and Toyota HiLuxes.

  58. ahh but... by smash · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  59. 150 degrees centigrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and roasted in an oven at 150 degrees centigrade

    Pah! The iPhone 3GS can roast itself at 150 degrees C.

  60. Panasonic Toughbook by FreeFull · · Score: 1

    Finally the phone equivalent of the Panasonic toughbook.

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  61. It's actually a Sonim phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't know if anyone mentioned it earlier but the Land Rover phone is just a relabeled Sonim XP3 Quest. http://www.sonimtech.com/index.php