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  1. Re:Still not convinced about e-ink on Color E-Book Displays Coming From E Ink Next Year · · Score: 1

    Maybe the eye strain is from something else. He should check his palms and see if there's any abnormal hair growth.

  2. Re:Amazing on Iran Hacks US Spy Sites · · Score: 1

    Shut up you analyst ninny-head!!! Just because you were right doesn't mean you don't get ridiculed. And now that you've gone all "neener - neener", get prepared for more ridicule.

  3. Re:Now THAT's Multitasking! on HTC Android Phones Found With Malware Pre-Installed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, as an iPhone user, if I want to get malware my only option is to get it through the app store.

  4. Re:Translation of summary on Theoretical Breakthrough For Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 1

    Why mod this guy down? That was funny! And I did flub the translation. "glar" is the feminine form and I should have used the masculine "glaro" instead.

  5. Translation of summary on Theoretical Breakthrough For Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 3, Funny

    Glap glar photons biddle doo-vack triple photon vajmu double photon zirreyzoo-zah picture frame powlat pweegoo paparazzi photos of Alice and Bob.

  6. Re:Ooo! Fiddle Dee Dee... on California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week · · Score: 1

    Mother @$#^. You're right. My sig says it all.

  7. Ooo! Fiddle Dee Dee... on California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week · · Score: 1

    ...that will require a tetanus shot. But, I'm not going to swear. But I am going to BEAT THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN!!

  8. "unrealistic?" on FCC Proposes 100Mbps Minimum Home Broadband Speed · · Score: 1

    That's what the auto-industry said about the catalytic converter (too expensive, too hard to change over, will ruin competition). As a rule, I don't like government meddling in these types of things, but it's obvious we're not doing the internet thing right when we look at the rest of the world. It's amazing what you can do when you HAVE to. This goes for companies too.

  9. Re:Feeding off Web 2.0 hype on How an Android Phone and Facebook Helped Route Haiti Rescuers · · Score: 1

    Well go do it. Amaze us all.

  10. Re:Bill is into Vaccine patents these days - on Gates Foundation Plans To Invest $10B Into Vaccines · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they come up with a vaccine that cures curmudgeonly-pointless-cynicism, I hope you'll be one of the first in line.

  11. Moses has dibs on the Tablet... on Fujitsu Readies Lawsuit Over "iPad" Name · · Score: 5, Funny

    As in stone tablets for all you FSM heretics that never went to Sunday school. However, even with a young earth, it should have entered the public domain by now.

  12. Re:Staying with Paper on Apple Tablet Rumor Wrap Up · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I love books. I love the old books smell. I love (or loved) going through used books stores and finding good stuff. After having a Kindle, I wish all of my content was on the Kindle. Having it all sync from the Kindle, to the PC, to the iPhone is freakin' great. Yes, I know some of you have DRM concerns. Yes they are valid, but I'm talking about the eReader vs. paper as a medium. I don't care about the medium anymore. There is nothing sacred about the pages of a bound book. It's the story or information that I want and the Kindle environment provides it better. When my Kindle was stolen a few weeks back, I didn't lose all my content. All my notes, highlights and books were available on my iPhone and through the PC. When I replaced the Kindle, everything came right back. It's not a perfect device, but it's a damn good one. I'm eager to see what the arms race in eReaders provides in the future.

  13. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: 1

    Where would you go that your chances of survival would be better than staying on Earth? If such a place exists, it'd cost a lot more than a TV in every room to get there.

  14. I don't recall a more boring day on slashdot... on USPTO Grants Google a Patent On MapReduce · · Score: 1

    At this point I think I'd read Mac Tablet rumors...

  15. Beautiful stars better see... on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am only interested in the coolest, most popular, stars.

  16. Re:Another Example on Judges Can't "Friend" Lawyers in Florida · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lighten up. Make some friends.

  17. I think they meant.. on Robot Can Read Human Body Language · · Score: 1

    "It's no trivial feat – many on Slashdot struggle with the challenge on a day-to-day basis"

  18. Re:The only thought I'm having... on Organovo Has Its First Commercial 3D Bio-Printer · · Score: 1

    "There is nothing mysterious or supernatural about something being alive or dead."
    Your life is very different from mine.

  19. Re:No problem on Novelists On the E-Book Experience · · Score: 0

    My reply is your sig...

  20. Re:No problem on Novelists On the E-Book Experience · · Score: 2, Informative

    Good points all, but Amazon did send an email apologizing for the Animal Farm hubub AND offered a return of the book OR a $30 Amazon credit. And promised not to do it again.

    Here is the email they sent in full -

    Hello,

    On July 23, 2009, Jeff Bezos, our Founder and CEO, made the following apology to our customers:

    “This is an apology for the way we previously handled illegally sold copies of 1984 and other novels on Kindle. Our “solution” to the problem was stupid, thoughtless, and painfully out of line with our principles. It is wholly self-inflicted, and we deserve the criticism we’ve received. We will use the scar tissue from this painful mistake to help make better decisions going forward, ones that match our mission.

    With deep apology to our customers,

    Jeff Bezos
    Founder & CEO
    Amazon.com”

    As you were one of the customers impacted by the removal of "Works of George Orwell" from your Kindle device in July of this year, we would like to offer you the option to have us re-deliver this book to your Kindle along with any annotations you made. You will not be charged for the book. If you do not wish to have us re-deliver the book to your Kindle, you can instead choose to receive an Amazon.com electronic gift certificate or check for $30. Please email Kindle customer support at kindle-response@amazon.com to indicate your preference. If you prefer to receive a check, please also provide your mailing address. We look forward to hearing from you. Sincerely, The Kindle Team Please note: this e-mail was sent from a notification-only address that cannot accept incoming e-mail. Please do not reply to this message.

  21. Re:Easier solution: on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kobe and Dre are both are regular slashdot commenters, I might add. Kobe says he comes to slashdot so that people will, "treat me like a regular person." Dre rips off sigs for lyrics.

  22. Re:Which will win? on Chrome OS and Android "Will Likely Converge" In the Future · · Score: 1

    Prices could go up, could go down or they might stay the same...

  23. Re:Maps on AT&T Loses First Legal Battle Against Verizon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stephen King wrote about a Dead Zone is New England a long time ago. The guy was/is a visionary.

  24. Re:All joking aside here... on Microsoft Research Shows Off New Projects On College Recruiting Tour · · Score: 1

    Try this link... http://lmgtfy.com/?q=microsoft+research+technology+transfer This will show you the search results of a website called "Google." I know, it's a funny sounding name. But really, it's quite useful. Next, click the TOP link. From there, select a year(like 2008) link to see what MS research has done lately.

  25. Re:Johnny Cab on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    But people just learning to drive over correct anyway. They look directly in front of the car and jerk (haha I said 'jerk') the wheel back and forth trying to stay in the middle of the road. Practice and proper technique help with this. Btw, the army said the same thing about the automobile and insisted that these new-fangled "Autos" should have reins instead of steering wheels and saddles instead of seats so that the driver would have more control(from Wired for War).