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  1. Re:And nothing could possibly go wrong... on Can World's Largest Laser Zap Earth's Energy Woes? · · Score: 1

    <twist>
        Because he's already dead!
    </twist>

  2. MOD PARENT UP on A Warming Planet Can Mean More Snow · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up.

    Signed, Statistics Grad Student

  3. Re:Bugs are an error in the... on Are All Bugs Shallow? Questioning Linus's Law · · Score: 1

    ...A perfect program that is never written isn't very useful.

    It is, however, bug-free!

    I suspect it would have at least one:

    Bug 0: Program does not exist.

  4. Re:Screw PHP, I write everything in C on Facebook Rewrites PHP Runtime For Speed · · Score: 1

    So that's how the Avatar bionet worked...

  5. Good on Obama Choosing NOT To Go To the Moon · · Score: 1

    Good. It's dangerous up there. He should let us go instead.

  6. Re:Face on Larry & Sergey To Cash In $5.5B of Google Chips · · Score: 1

    )))

    There... I can look at your post now...

  7. Re:Enough Already ! on Scientists Measure How Quickly Plant Genes Mutate · · Score: 1

    Morpheus

    This is the construct. It's our loading program. We can load anything from clothing, to equipment, weapons, training simulations, anything we need. But if you want to read a Science article linked from Slashdot, you'll have to get on the bus and nip down to the local library.

    Wasn't that the entire plot of the movie? They couldn't jack in from their comfy cave complex.

  8. Re:NOT a prisoner's dilemma on Bacterial Prisoner's Dilemma and Game Theory · · Score: 1

    Evolution is always about what is best for the single organism, i.e. no group selection, contrary to what you imply.

    Wow, biology fail. Evolution is about what is best for an organism's genes. An organism and its siblings and cousins share genes, and therefore share an evolutionary fate. Group selection is all over the place.

  9. Re:Why did noone tell me it was the future? on How To Build a Quantum Propulsion Machine · · Score: 1

    Does it mean that I am old because I look around every day and it feels like I am living in a surreal sci-fi story?

    Reactionless drives, energy weapons, smart phones, robotic killing machines, genetically engineered super species? At this rate I wonder if I would be surprised when practical AI or faster than light travel becomes an option.

    I'm sorry to say, but practical AI and faster than light travel will probably make our kids feel like they're living in the future. On the bright side, I don't know whether I'm being optimistic or pessimistic.

  10. Re:A high energy impact with the moon's surface.. on NASA's LCROSS Moon Impact Mission Provides Great Data · · Score: 1

    Around here it is.

  11. Asking for Trouble... on Google Wants to Map Indoors, Too · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know we're just asking for trouble with this, right?

    One day, the DoD is going to license this technology, mod it with tracking capabilities, and deploy it to track personnel in secure facilities with an intuitive color-coded interface showing clearance requirements for areas and clearance levels for personnel. It'll deploy to secure facilities, one by one, improving security in small, but nontrivial amounts.

    And then, of course, toward the end of the deployment schedule, it'll make it into Cheyenne Mountain Complex's Production systems. At that point, Google Skynet/WOPR Beta will come out of hiding. We better pray that they hard-coded "Don't be Evil" into it's source at assembly level.

  12. Re:FP on US Nuclear Power Industry Poised For a Comeback · · Score: 1

    It's so not-a-solution to foreign oil that it makes no sense to damage that ecosystem just to immeasurably affect our situation.

    You keep using that word... I do not think it connotes what you think it connotes....

  13. Re:Dangerous reading. on Church of Scientology Proposes Net Censorship In Australia · · Score: 1

    All religions and cults have illogical "truths" told in fictional stories a 5 year old could write better with less plot holes.

    I take exception to this. Have you seen some of the shit 5 year olds write?

  14. Re:And I thought... on iPhone Straining AT&T Network · · Score: 1

    Geez, You English act like you invented the language.

    When I read this, I can only hear it in Eddie Izzard's voice.

  15. Re:Dire warning on "District 9" Best Sci-fi Movie of 09? · · Score: 1

    This film should vault Neill Blomkamp into sci-fi stardom, on par with George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers (of Matrix fame).

    Okay, thanks for heads up! I will definitely avoid the sequels!

    Oh, come on, District 10 and District 11 will be amazing.

    Avoid Districts 1 through 8, though.

  16. Re:From the NASA writeup on Nearby, Recent Interplanetary Collision Inferred · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets moments of existential dread from gas giants.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:790106-0203_Voyager_58M_to_31M_reduced.gif

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PIA04866_modest.jpg

    Don't get me started on the Deep Fields...

  17. Re:NPR on Murdoch Demands Kindle Users' Info · · Score: 1

    But it also means it's boring to listen to.

    (I kid; I kid 'cause I love...)

  18. Re:Last Land Rush on Microsoft Patents XML Word Processing Documents · · Score: 1

    hedgemonists'

    Portmanteau or misspelling? You decide...

  19. Re:Yep, that's why God put em there on Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter · · Score: 1

    When was the last time Jupiter cashed one of his paychecks?

    Sixty-five million years ago.

  20. Mod Parent Up on Sunspots Return · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points because the parent post succinctly disarms the above many-threaded debate.

  21. Re:Useless if the speed is the same on Graphene Could Make Magnetic Memory 1000x Denser · · Score: 1

    The storage size grows exponentially with its radius.

    At a fixed data density (and a fixed number of platters), storage is proportional to the area of the platter, which is proportional to the square of the radius. Storage size grows quadratically with its radius, not exponentially.

    2 is an exponent.

    .

    (I know, I know...)

  22. Re:another way to look at it on The Internet Helps Iran Silence Activists · · Score: 1

    If selling rubes the pap they crave is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

  23. Re:Gov representing reality is rare on Obama DoJ Goes Against Film Companies · · Score: 1

    I really wish The Culture would hurry up and get here.

  24. Re:And when.. on Cameron's Avatar a 3D Drug Trip? · · Score: 1

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

    Is that you, Dr. Baltar?

  25. Re:Bandwidth usage on Use apt-p2p To Improve Ubuntu 9.04 Upgrade · · Score: 1

    The option is called "not using apt-p2p." I don't remember the exact syntax, but I think there's a switch in the file /etc/apt/this/is/the/default.behavior

    Well, this certainly gets my nomination for New Meme of the Month.