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Cameron's Avatar a 3D Drug Trip?

bowman9991 writes "James Cameron's first movie since Titanic, his upcoming science fiction epic Avatar, has a budget pushing US$200 million and enough hype to power a mission to Mars. Now it appears the 3D technology he created to turn his vision into a reality, the key to Avatar's success or failure, may be habit forming. Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioral neurologist at the University of California, said it is entirely possible Cameron's 3D technology could tap brain systems that are undisturbed by conventional 2D movies. Cameron himself believes 3D viewing 'is so close to a real experience that it actually triggers memory creation in a way that 2D viewing doesn't' and that stereoscopic (3D) viewing uses more neurons, which would further heighten its impact."

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  1. Drug Trip? Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally plan on smoking some weed before I see it.

    I wish I knew where I could find some mushrooms...

    1. Re:Drug Trip? Great Idea! by Rooktoven · · Score: 0

      sensitive mods...

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    2. Re:Drug Trip? Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      more like retarded mods...

      sheesh... they mod up garbage and mod down truth.

    3. Re:Drug Trip? Great Idea! by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

      3D movies get you stoned?
      That pretty much explains everything that happenned to me in real-life 3D.

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    4. Re:Drug Trip? Great Idea! by Phoghat · · Score: 1

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  2. And when.. by CRiMSON · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we get 3d porn!!

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    1. Re:And when.. by Narpak · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bigger question is; When we DO get 3D porn will it make you believe, and create the memory, that you've had actually sex? And if it does; hi to you population decrease.

    2. Re:And when.. by Mprx · · Score: 1

      Several years ago:
      http://3d-eros.com/ (NWS obviously)

    3. Re:And when.. by jeffshoaf · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bigger question is; When we DO get 3D porn will it make you believe, and create the memory, that you've had actually sex? And if it does; hi to you population decrease.

      And a lot fewer comments posted on Slashdot...

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    4. Re:And when.. by keytoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

    5. Re:And when.. by eataTREE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somehow, I manage not to have sex, without the benefit of this amazing technology you describe...

    6. Re:And when.. by VeryLargeNumber · · Score: 1

      You should try a website called 3d6.org (clever name). I have tried the images there with sharp AL3DU stereoscopic laptop. They look quite nice.

    7. Re:And when.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't count on it, instead we get all the "Hey, i did it for the first time ... i think" postings...

    8. Re:And when.. by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      I'd love to start a site cross-eyed 3D porn... just because that would be hilarious....

    9. Re:And when.. by necro81 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I did, in fact, once see the 1970's 3D porn "Disco Girls in Hot Skin." The 3D effect was understated (you only noticed it here and there), as was true of a lot of 3D movies of the era. The novelty couldn't distract that this was a laughably bad 1970s porno. Very entertaining, though, because it is one of those "so bad it's good" kind of films, like the Evil Dead saga. So, if you ever get a chance to see it, give it a go.

    10. Re:And when.. by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to see a 3d money shot? Maybe have some misters in the theater too, so you can really get into it.

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    11. Re:And when.. by pickled+doughboy · · Score: 1

      can i mod that as "ewww!"

    12. Re:And when.. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I manage not to have sex, without the benefit of this amazing technology you describe...

      Well, yeah, but with this amazing technology you'll not have it that much better!!

    13. Re:And when.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention the "phantom burning sensation" syndrome that will come with it.

    14. Re:And when.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amazing technology called marriage seems to destroy your sex life, and it has been around for hundreds of years.

    15. Re:And when.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bigger question is; When we DO get 3D porn will it make you believe, and create the memory, that you've had actually sex? And if it does; hi to you population decrease.

      There already is 3D porn... but thanks for keeping up.

    16. Re:And when.. by mkarcher · · Score: 1

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

      Is that you, Dr. Baltar?

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  3. Hype, nothing by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    At $200 million, they're approaching the ability to fund a mission to Mars.

    1. Re:Hype, nothing by Me-The-Person · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not quite... "According to spokesmen of both NASA and the federal government, the price tag of the mission to Mars currently sits at approximately $11 billion over the course of the multi-stage implementation of the program. Unfortunately, flipping this extraordinary bill is only a small portion of the whole sum of costs imposed by the Mars Exploration Program." - http://www.mises.org/article.aspx?Id=1440

    2. Re:Hype, nothing by Tacvek · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      At $200 million, they're approaching the ability to fund a mission to Mars.

      That sort of money could indeed by the bulk of the operating costs for a mission to mars. But unfortunately it is only a tiny fraction of the planning costs, especially since some form of special spacecraft would be needed for a mission landing on mars, and AFAIK that is still yet to be developed.

      But the claim of enough hype to power a mission to mars? Very odd considering this is the very first time I've even heard of the film. If the level of hype here could Power a mission to mars, than the level of hype for the iPhone shortly before its release could power a mission to another galaxy.

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    3. Re:Hype, nothing by khallow · · Score: 1

      I guess they better not use NASA as their means to get in space then.

    4. Re:Hype, nothing by meyekul · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be cheaper just to film the whole thing on earth and nobody would know the difference. Why didn't they think of that before? Oh wait...

    5. Re:Hype, nothing by conejito_andarin · · Score: 1

      That's only for a manned mission. Come down a couple orders of magnitude for unmanned.

    6. Re:Hype, nothing by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      You must be great fun at parties

    7. Re:Hype, nothing by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Depends on the kind of mission. If you're sending people, yeah, it'll be hideously expensive. But the original 90-day Spirit and Opportunity mission cost around $800 million. That's $400 each, or two big-budget movies per rover.

    8. Re:Hype, nothing by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you kidding? The last mission to mars only cost $90 million, so this represents some serious inflation.

      On the other hand, that mission didn't turn out so well, so maybe they're hedging their bets.

    9. Re:Hype, nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, air-bending isn't cheap.

    10. Re:Hype, nothing by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a -1 Head in the Sand mod if you're part of the slashdot audience and haven't heard about this.

    11. Re:Hype, nothing by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      That mission wasn't manned

  4. It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    After watching several 3D movies back to back, I now find myself completely addicted to 3D and finding myself craving it all the time in my everyday life. I've tried to give it up, but after only a few minutes of having one eye shut I start to get a headache and my eye muscles get sore, not to mention I'm completely unable of functioning and find myself bumping into things and knocking things over when I reach for them. James Cameron must be stopped!

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    1. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

      I only wish I could experience 3d more in my day to day life.

      Why must I have to wear special glasses and go into a darkened theater to experience 3d? Why?

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    2. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I've had this idea for years of a sort of fourth dimension where instead of viewing a 2D or 3D image you actually see an image changing from time to time. Most people aren't familiar with the phenomenon of "motion" so it does have the potential to cause discomfort but think of the possibilities!

    3. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried that to. The police ordered me to stop that after I hit 3 different cars.

    4. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by paazin · · Score: 1

      Woah, woah, woah. Slow down there, killer lest you want to be sued into oblivion - I already patented that.

    5. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by srollyson · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that they set the two "cameras" farther apart than a typical pair of eyes. It creates an exaggerated sense of depth that you can't usually experience without a pair of binoculars.

    6. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Vexor · · Score: 1

      For the price of a movie ticket these days it might be cheaper to buy some pot and watch some pirated films.

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    7. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by JBdH · · Score: 1

      Ehmm, Looking through a pair of binoculars actually decreases the sense of depth.

    8. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slow down, hoss, you're one step away from reinventing Time Cube.

    9. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm already there.

    10. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time Cube cannot be "invented" because of its permanent truth. Time Cube cannot even be explained because it is the natural state of the thinking mind that has been eradicated by evil stupid ONEism. Only hope is clear confusion and obfuscation to expose Time Cube natural-thought baseline.

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  5. So what? by localman57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because something is 3d, it doesn't necessarily excite the brain... I'm staring at my desk in 3d right now, and all I feel is bordom...

    1. Re:So what? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, though, the Polar Express sequence when the kid's trudging along the top of the train in the dark with snow and howling winds takes on a whole new level of terror that's not there in the 2D version. No longer is it just a "flat" thing to walk along.

      In fact, it was such a powerful sequence, I'm surprised it's taking this long to get here as a mass market thing. It's only been 2 years since the local Showcase installed a 3D-capable IMAX theater, and then it's only used for Pixar releases and the like, and even then it's only 1 of 4 theater rooms showing the film, the other 3 being normal, non-3D, non-IMAX screens.

      Nah, this'll be a bigger change, the kind you say "I can't believe we didn't have that!", like you do about the Internet, or a TiVo, or the frictionless, free-spinning mouse wheel from the big Logitech Revolution. Not a small change like B&W -> Color TV, or Color TV -> HDTV.

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    2. Re:So what? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the point is, that you would not look at a boring desk, but at something that you would normally never see in reality, but start confusing it with reality, thereby shocking you into insanity. ^^

      I don't know if it it, but it sounds much like the arguments some people make against games. You know, the "I think people are too stupid to know that this is not reality, and will go on the streets, killing everyone, *because of it*." kind.

      I feel very confident that I can distinguish that stuff. And I really hope it triggers some memory creation. I wouldn't want to pay for it, and remember nothing.
      I am also the kind of person, who really *really* loves getting sucked into a movie or game.
      You know. The moments when you come out of the cinema... and somehow, the whole world looks different.
      You may have experienced it with Matrix. And with Fight Club. I certainly did.
      And I totally love it.

      Because no matter what horrors and just plain weird events you might remember very realistically afterwards, in the end you get some beautiful new views, grow a bit wiser, and will always know that it was just a movie.

      Except of course, if you were a retard in the first place. ^^ (= the exception)

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    3. Re:So what? by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Just because you are bored does not mean that the experience of staring at your desk is less exciting than staring at random words on a sheet of paper.

      immersing yourself in a 3d environment is very addictive. Us (twitch)gamers knew this since wolf3d, and it has been reaffirmed with every generation of immersive shooter or rpg since. combine that with powerful story telling ( like a movie ) or have your character be a serious part of the story (like evercrack or WoW((even if you are just collecting scraps of leather for the war effort))) and you make the mind BELIEVE in ways a regular movie or book cannot. I, like many others here am an avid reader of fiction, watcher of movies and player of games. I'm sure we can all attest that the more immersive an environment, the more captivating it is.

      So go ahead, fully immerse yourself in that desk and I'm sure you will find it very captivating. ;)

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    4. Re:So what? by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      I feel exactly the same way about Matrix and Fight Club. Weird. Are you me?

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    5. Re:So what? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just because something is 3d, it doesn't necessarily excite the brain...
      I'm staring at my desk in 3d right now, and all I feel is bordom...

      Ah, yes, but if you were watching James Cameron's desk, you'd be tripping balls!

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    6. Re:So what? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And I find myself highly addicted and excited by 2d pieces of green and salmon colored paper.

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    7. Re:So what? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That just means you both saw those movies in highschool.

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    8. Re:So what? by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Forgive my ignorance, but I've never been to one of these movies.

      When you're watching this in 3d, do you have the polarized glasses on, or is there some other trickery afoot of which I am unaware?

    9. Re:So what? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You would not want to be me. Believe me. ^^

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    10. Re:So what? by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... something that you would normally never see in reality

      Naked ladies?

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    11. Re:So what? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Polarized glasses, nothing new. Slightly less headache inducing, from what I've heard. (I still get headaches, during beowulf.)

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    12. Re:So what? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I believe they need a special screen to reflect the polarized images accurately, but I don't know. It's not just IMAX in and of itself, which is just the modern version of a half-wraparound, 5 story screen.

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    13. Re:So what? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you need anything more than the standard movie screen- I've seen 3d movies in a non-imax theater recently. I think anything decently reflective will do- it's just polarized light coming from the projector(s) and bouncing to your eyes. I'm sure there's some tricks with IMAX's curved screen that helps, though.

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  6. Dr Mario? by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not surprised it'd be habit forming, with the amount of pills Dr Mario throws down patients' throats.

    Damn, now I want to pull out a SNES and play Mixed Match..

    1. Re:Dr Mario? by GerardAtJob · · Score: 1

      Same here!
      Dr.Mario is the only thing I saw in the entire article lol

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  7. Only $200 million? by JJRRutgers · · Score: 1

    IIRC, a small little art film called Titanic cost over $200 mil to make.

    1. Re:Only $200 million? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Where do you think Cameron made the money to fund this one?

    2. Re:Only $200 million? by Tacvek · · Score: 0, Redundant

      IIRC, a small little art film called Titanic cost over $200 mil to make.

      Interesting you point that out considering the first few words of the summary:

      James Cameron's first movie since 'Titanic'

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    3. Re:Only $200 million? by Burkin · · Score: 1

      Whoosh?

  8. Astroturfing is habit forming by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other news, a purveyor of some media claims it's the best thing evar!!11!! You'll have to pay 10$ to see for yourself, but do not miss it!

      I think the only important word in the article is $200M. This means hype, and lots of it. Don't be fooled kids, they need you to help pay for this cartoon.

    1. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would it be smarter of them to not market the movie? Or maybe they shouldn't even be allowed to make it since the motivation possibly doesn't meet your standards of purity?

      I am personally happy that people work to entertain me. If I choose to pay them for doing so, does that make me a sheep of some sort?

      I need these questions answered so I know how to think in the future. Help me, Slashdot!

    2. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Burkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I choose to pay them for doing so, does that make me a sheep of some sort?

      Of course. IF you watch or listen to anything made by the "mainstream" movie and music industries you clearly aren't as hip and cool as the non-conformists who only watch/listen to indy garbage.

    3. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fogging the view, cupping face to the window
      In darkness you make out a spiraling shape
      Putting all reason aside you exchange
      What you've got for a thing that's hypnotic and strange

      The spiraling shape will make you go insane
      (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
      But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
      (Everyone wants to see that thing)

      And nobody knows what it's really like
      But everyone says it's great
      And they heard it from the spiral in their eyes ...

      Put out your hands and you fall through the window
      And clawing at nothing you drop through the void
      Your terrified screams are inaudible drowned
      In the spiral ahead and consumed in the shape

      The spiraling shape will make you go insane
      (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
      But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
      (Everyone wants to see that thing)

      And now that you've tried it, you're back to report
      That the spiraling shape was a fraud and a fake
      You didn't enjoy it, you never believed it
      There won't be a refund, you'll never go back ...

      Don't spend the rest of your life wondering
      (Everyone wants to see that thing)

        - from "Spiralling Shape" by They Might Be Giants

    4. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the only important word in the article is $200M. This means hype, and lots of it.

      Its only hype if the movie doesn't sync with a Pink Floyd album in a meaningful way.

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    5. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by radtea · · Score: 1

      n other news, a purveyor of some media claims it's the best thing evar!!11!!

      This is the actually the kind of advertising that I find the most useful, as it tells me what I absolutely want to avoid. Movie ads that hype the effects over the story tell me the film was made for some other audience, not me, which is great: I don't have to see the film to find out if it's any good. I know that by my standards it'll suck.

      Likewise, all "low introductory rate" offers are sure signs that the service is overpriced, so I love ads like that. They tell me I can just walk away without any risk at all that I'll be missing out on a deal.

      Food and athletic performance products that are advertised by professional sports figures are also no-brainers: I'm a competent amateur at several sports, and know that I don't burn the calories or have the technique where anything that could make a difference to a professional would be at all relevant to me.

      I really don't think the advertising industry really gets enough credit for telling potential customers what we really need to know about the crappy, over-priced products they shill.

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    6. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of "the Royal Nonesuch" marketing campaign.

      Mr. Clemens must be turning in his grave, in an spatially limited kind of ROFL :)

      Good call. Compare for convenience in this article about the relevant bit from Huckleberry Finn, and decide for yourself if this is where Cameron is getting his inspiration.

    7. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by timeOday · · Score: 1

      This is the actually the kind of advertising that I find the most useful, as it tells me what I absolutely want to avoid. Movie ads that hype the effects over the story tell me the film was made for some other audience, not me

      Probably.

      Then again, Cameron's magnum opus, Titanic, was widely dismissed before it was released due to incredible cost and schedule overruns, mostly due to special effects. Then it went on to be the highest-grossing film ever. OK, that doesn't prove you personally liked it, but an awful lot of people did.

    8. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Of course. IF you watch or listen to anything made by the "mainstream" movie and music industries you clearly aren't as hip and cool as the non-conformists who only watch/listen to indy garbage.

      What, you think all those indie artsy 1-D films are made on a shoestring budget ?

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    9. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, you think all those indie artsy 1-D films are made on a shoestring budget ?

      I'm a frayed knot.

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    10. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you think that good ideas only come from people with lots of money...

      Well, actually, I don't know what that's like. How about you explain it to me?

    11. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, most of the success for Titanic was that it starred Leonardo DeCaprio, which caused all the bubbleheaded under 20 year old girls of the western world to pine all over it.

    12. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by mugnyte · · Score: 1

        Perhaps it makes you a sheep (I'm not to say), but everyone has a limit to the amount of sheer marketing blather they can take.

        When a movie is parading a single medical person, building from his credentials (suffix), to some research in the medium of 3D, to the impact that *this single film* has one the brain, I call hype. Everything could be in word true, but other movies, (hell, all of 3D reality) could have the same effect, but this article is neither scientific nor explanatory. It's pimping the show.

        And comon', if you rush out to see every movie hype with CGI as "teh new hotness" - you're going to be spending a lot of time on your arse. The tools can make a movie better, but acting, writing, scoring and cinematography has to be there, for starters. I like Cameron, his direction isn't identifyingly idiosyncratic but the movies are good action flics. But I'm not planted in my chair for hours just to watching anything spit out of Maya. CGI is everywhere, and I think the best use is forgetting its there. I doubt this opus will let forget where the 10$ went, straight into WETA's salaries.

        I'm sure Avatar will be a neato film, but claiming it has a "drug-like" addition effect within the brain is hype. Perhaps we should ask if the viewers drank anything with caffeine during the screening...

  9. They said it before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said this before when 3D movies first came out. It was a new thing and they talked about possible side-effects, euphoric experiences, etc. This is nothing new. You just wear dinky sunglasses in the dark, that's all.

    This is just hype and I don't have high hopes for Avatar...

    1. Re:They said it before... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Besides the level of hype is could not be nearly as high as the Summary claims considering that I've never even heard of it before this article.

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    2. Re:They said it before... by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Level of hype it generated on Slashdot?

      This Account Has Been Suspended

      Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.

      Looks sufficiently high to me ;)

  10. You can always count on Slashdot... by Suiggy · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to push stories from years ago as if they were just published to the masses. The article is from November 2007.

  11. Yes, and a good way to take over the Enterprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that annoying Wesley Crusher and his (almost) girlfriend don't interfere with the plan!

  12. Meeting the high standards of our community forum by khallow · · Score: 4, Informative
    So in other words, we shouldn't watch this highly dangerous movie with its wicked three dee technology. Our brains are incapable of resisting this unholy lure since we have evolved in a natural two dimensional world. The following quote bodes well for the story:

    "It was like doing some kind of drug," he said, describing a scene showing Sam Worthington running around "with this kind of hot alien chick," and being attacked by jaguarlike creatures. He was sprinkled with sprites that floated down, like snowflakes. "You feel like the little feathery things are landing on your arm".

    In other words, it's a typical fantasy movie with spaceships masquerading as science fiction.

    Finally, is it me or is this an Onion story reject? A bit more funny and it'd fit right in.

  13. 3D Glasses by doas777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    the only memory i have after seeing a 3D movie, is how much the cheap paper glasses hurt the bridge of my nose

  14. Uncanny nightmares by Garbad+Ropedink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So far the only thing I've heard Cameron talk about this movie is about how this movie is going to be ultra realistic 3D rendering. At which point it begs the question why not just use live actors from the get go? The biggest obstacle you have when doing hyper realistic 3D productions is the uncanny valley and getting characters that wind up looking like wax statues. Plus these live action directors have zero head for directing animation. Think Polar Express and Monster House. It's all mocap since they can't deal with regular animation pipelines. And mocap presents even more problems with believability, since if everything's not bang on 100% real, the jerky movement you get with mocap ruins the experience. There are reasons animation principles were developed.

    If this movie winds up giving people fake memories it could very well result in horrible nightmares...

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    1. Re:Uncanny nightmares by jhfry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So far the only thing I've heard Cameron talk about this movie is about how this movie is going to be ultra realistic 3D rendering. At which point it begs the question why not just use live actors from the get go?

      I hate to say it, but some of the ultra realistic 3d renderings I have seen recently have been more realistic than live actors... sort of.

      Why? because it's difficult to make the impossible look like it really happened with just filming techniques. So you end up with a good live action dialog followed by a CG or special effect scene that tries but just doesn't quite look real.

      If you don't try to recreate something "real" and instead go for a consistent almost-real look, you don't have those periods of distraction where the director switches to special effects or CG. Overall the movie feels more realistic because your not reminded that it isn't real.

      Of course, there are always those people who can't get past the slight differences between CG and real.

      Oh, and until you see the movie, don't judge. The "ultra realistic 3d" might just be that good. I know I have seen some amazing renderings lately.

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    2. Re:Uncanny nightmares by Soulslayer · · Score: 1

      [SPOILERS]

      The movie is supposed to be 30% live action and 70% photorealistic CG. The story (if it sticks to the old 1990's scriptment) is about a research station on an incredibly biodiverse and seemingly hostile planet. Researchers use genetically engineered "avatars" virtually indistinguishable from the native tool using higher species. A species that appears to be somewhere in the neanderthal stage of advanced evolution.

      The base where the research scientists are based is guarded from the hostile plant and animal wildlife by heavily armed space marines and giant auto-turrets that keep the jungle from consuming the facility.

      The story (as far as the scriptment goes) is very similar to Robert Charles Wilson's "BIOS" hard sci-fi novel only with more Aliens-esque action.

      The "twist" in the story is similar to the idea presented in Solaris, that the entire planet is a living organism with the plants and animals on it either symbiotic or part of the planet's structure. The jungle and it's inhabitants are acting like white blood cells attempting to repel a virus (the human researchers).

      The CG from WETA is said to be astoundingly life-like. As big a jump over Gollum and Davy Jones as those characters were over the characters from the Final Fantasy and Hulk (Ang Lee's) movies.

      The human sequences are live action. The avatar sequences are 100% CG.

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    3. Re:Uncanny nightmares by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I was going to say after the first paragraph, "Sounds like BIOS." Glad to see someone else has read it.

  15. I'm blind in one eye... by Sans_A_Cause · · Score: 1

    ...so I'll try to rescue you once you're in the movie. Remember: take the red pill.

    1. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by emudoug42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm blind in one eye too. The latest 3d trend makes me sad, cause it sounds so cool. I remember being sad I couldn't go see captain nemo when I went to disnyworld as a kid.

    2. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by Hottie+Parms · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not blind, but because I was cross-eyed for many years before I had corrective surgery, my brain tends to focus out of one eye primarily. My stereoscopic vision is quite limited, thus reducing depth perception and making it nearly impossible to see using those 3D glasses.

      I remember staring at those Magic Eye posters for hours, frustrated that all the other kids could see dolphins and ships and stuff, while all I saw was a bunch of weird looking colors.

      Thanks to the wonders of a college class on Visual Perception, I now understand why. Mod this "+5, Woe is me"?

    3. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by iphayd · · Score: 1

      OK, xkcd had this one licked- What if I take _both_ pills?

    4. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "I remember staring at those Magic Eye posters for hours, frustrated that all the other kids could see dolphins and ships and stuff, while all I saw was a bunch of weird looking colors. "

      That's odd. I can't see a damned thing in those posters, but my depth perception is uncommonly strong. I've had new optometrists do the tests on me twice because they couldn't believe the first result.

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    5. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My depth perception is averagely average... and I too can't see anything in those pictures.

    6. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by BobGod8 · · Score: 1

      I've been told that's actually worse for seeing them. Something about not being able to relax the eye muscles sufficiently, which is a requirement for alignment of the image. By that logic, someone with poor muscle control would be able to see it easier.

    7. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I'll believe it - I have NEVER gotten it to work.

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  16. True Story by heyitsjon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw The Terminator 3D at universal studios when I was 8, and I've been looking for John Connor since then.

  17. Wow. by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 0

    Dr. Mario? Gotta envy the guy. He's got like a bazillion video games named after him and everything.

  18. Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Neal Stephenson called it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_crash

    One of the plot devices is a drug that can be absorbed visually.

    Interestingly, Stephenson is also the one who coined the modern use of 'Avatar' in virtual worlds.

    1. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by eggoeater · · Score: 1

      Yup, Snow Crash was the first thing I thought of when I saw the words Avatar, 3d, and drug.

      Is there an actual plot or characters or anything in Cameron's movie, or is this going to be another star wars ep I?

    2. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      He also named his hero "Hiro", jesus, he totally copied Heroes on NBC! >:-(

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    3. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by mlebrun42 · · Score: 0

      If Avatar has a sword wielding motorcyclist cyber-ninja I'm calling shenanigans and getting my ticket reserved at the same time :P

    4. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by randyest · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interestingly, Stephenson is also the one who coined the modern use of 'Avatar' in virtual worlds.

      Not true. In recent editions of Snow Crash (a fine book) Neal admits he did not coin "avatar":

      After the first publication of Snow Crash, I learned that the term "avatar" has actually been in use for a number of years as part of a virtual reality system called Habitat, developed by F. Rnadall Farmer and Chip Morningstar. This system runs on Commodore 64 computers, and though it has all but died out in the U.S., is still popular in Japan. In addition to avatars, Habitat includes many of the basic features of the Metaverse as described in this book.

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    5. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the latest publication of Snow Crash (the third copy I've bought, since friends keep stealing them), he admits that the avatar back-story was a joke he made up to mess with people.

    6. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snow Crash was not a drug. It was a virus in digital form. There was no "high" associated with it.

    7. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Depends on the recipient - it produced a high in the brains of those who could not understand it. It's whole point was that it was a "targeted" virus that would only affect L Bob Rife's nemesis of people who could control his precious information, using a) religious ceremonies and b) drug use as addiction vectors with c) being the neurological payload of snow crash represented visually on a screen/in the metaverse.

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  19. yeah, no really... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, seriously though, guys, this 3d movie IS SOOOO 3d, that if it made sense, I'd just go ahead and label it with a few more dimensions. In fact, it's 4d! By the time you leave the theater, you'll feel like you're in the future! Hours will have passed!

    TLDR: 3d is the same as it's been, nothing to see here, move along.

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    1. Re:yeah, no really... by Rooktoven · · Score: 1

      ...Hours will have passed!

      Wish I had mod points.

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    2. Re:yeah, no really... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Films are 4D. The time dimension is represented by slices of time, or frames. You can look at any place along the movie's time dimension you want, by traveling along your own time dimension, the "real" one. You can, in theory, have multiple time dimensions just as multiple space dimensions.

      Presumably, this is how everyone from Dr. Manhattan to The Prophets of DS9 view the world, though clearly things get a bit touchy when they interact with the film strip that is our reality. They have no way to predict the outcome before trying it, in our timeline, than we do. They just see the results instantly. Presumably they cannot travel along their own timeline to stop themselves from doing something they did in their own timeline's past.

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    3. Re:yeah, no really... by Spellvexit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait, you're saying 2D films are 3D and 3D films are 4D? Or 2D films are 4D and 3D is 5D? Or is that only for theaters with Smell-O-Vision?

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    4. Re:yeah, no really... by severoon · · Score: 1

      In fact there's no such thing as 3D. Just like nothing physical in our universe is 2D...it also ain't 3D. It's 4D. At least, since Einstein invented it it is.

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    5. Re:yeah, no really... by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Good point, coordinate systems and the modes available to move through them are entirely relative to your current position.

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    6. Re:yeah, no really... by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's assuming that the fourth dimension is actually time. Most laypersons accept the fourth dimension this way, where most physicists, mathematicians, etc., view the fourth dimension as another dimension of space.

      Read John Wright's The Chronicles of Chaos series for some of the best descriptions I've ever read of traveling/manipulating/using the fourth (or higher) dimension.

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    7. Re:yeah, no really... by zenetik · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Fourth-dimension as another dimension of space is college freshman-level mathematics.

  20. horseshit hype by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In the same New York Times article, Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioural neurologist at the University of California, said it is entirely possible Camerons 3D technology could tap brain systems that are undisturbed by conventional 2D movies. An inner global-positioning system that orients a person to the surrounding world, was one example he gave.

    ORLY?

    And what if I went to a theater, with THREE DIMENSIONAL HUMAN BEINGS walking around on a THREE DIMENSIONAL STAGE! How would my "inner global-positioning system" react to that!

    Just the usual bollocks that "news" magazines print when a big movie comes out. Remember the stories about "possible giant apes" when King Kong was released?

    And Slashdot goes along with it, uncritically regurgitating the crappy pseudo news written to promote the next Big Summer Movie.

    The movie itself may well be fun. But news and science shouldn't whore themselves out to Hollywood.

    1. Re:horseshit hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Slashdot goes along with it, uncritically regurgitating the crappy pseudo news written to promote the next Big Summer Movie.

      The article got you to leave a comment, didn't it? Maybe they are holding this up as news so that everybody can become enraged and post a bunch of rants debunking it.

      Good material sells copy, but so does offensive material.

  21. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words, it's a typical fantasy movie with spaceships masquerading as science fiction.

    But it's an EPIC! That means it's better than all those other fantasy movies, right?

  22. Sounds like PR BS by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    NT

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  23. Viral marketing by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think viral marketing is bad now, just wait until they start putting advertising payloads in the flu.

    Every case of intestinal distress comes with a sudden urge to watch High School Musical XIII.

    Or is it the other way around?

    1. Re:Viral marketing by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work. As soon as you'd start watching it, you would feel the urge to aggresivery vomit and shit your pants, until all the intestinal distress is gone.
      And then you would wake up, thinking "WTF am I watching?" *click*

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    2. Re:Viral marketing by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Vernor Vinge touches on this concept in his 2007 Hugo winning novel Rainbow's End, a very slashdot-review-worthy book that deals with emergent AI from distributed networks, augmented reality/virtual reality, and networked strategic intelligence/warfare... among other things. Set in San Diego, and about half of it takes place in or around UCSD. In the novel, Vinge does rather unpleasant things to the Geisel Library, inside and out. I give it 8/10 (with his earlier title Deepness in the Sky being a 10/10.

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  24. Movies are so last century by viralMeme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Cameron himself believes 3D viewing 'is so close to a real experience that it actually triggers memory creation in a way that 2D viewing doesn't' and that stereoscopic (3D) viewing uses more neurons, which would further heighten its impact"

    Anyone who has regularly played the current crop of First Person Shooter games experience the cinema as a bit of a lot down. It's not the act of viewing in 3D but interacting with the characters and moving about the landscape, so we are already familiar with the Cameron effect. Now if only they could get the AIs to behave as if they had some real intelligence. It does also get a bit boring blowing away aliens in the underground tunnels of the Black Mesa Research Facility.

    1. Re:Movies are so last century by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I partially disagree. The "old crop", i.e. very old, ala Quake, had some interesting properties the modern crop do not.

      Quake I consider the first "true" 3D game because the tilt up and down were rendered in true 3D, whereas previous shooters like Duke Nukem, Doom, and Wolf 3D used a rendering trick that took out one of the matrix multiplications or something. This had the effect of reducing the rendering processor power needed (which was for 386 machines, with no hardware acceleration). But a side effect was you couldn't tilt up and down with proper rendering, though they did do a little distortion trick to simulate it, which got uglier the further you tilted.

      Anyhoo, with the Quake software renderer (prior to the first Quake-capable 3D cards like 3dFX and, ultimately, Matrox PowerVR) you had a blocky scene, but with more CPU horsepower, you could get 60-70 fps, which was so smooth you lost any traces of stutter or flickering at the edges of notice. It became like looking through a window at a real world.

      Nowadays you get that fast of an fps, but things just don't have that effect. And that's not including the immersion-breaking stutters as the system pages or loads a lot of new data into the card, or whatever, when you turn suddenly or a bunch of sparklies explode.

      It's also possible the software/hardware/whatever cannot warp all the 3D triangles or whatever when you turn, at 70+ fps, even thought the hardware can render it that quickly. So you'd still get a kind of stutter as you turned even if the fps was through the roof. But I don't know enough about 3D programming anymore to know if this is an issue (wasn't this the T part of the "new" T&L cards 7 years ago or whatever?)

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    2. Re:Movies are so last century by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Wolf3d, Doom, and Duke Nukem 3D all used raycasting engines instead of the modern polygon way of doing it (which is what Quake used). The distorted tilting wasn't to save processor cycles necessarily as much as it was a limitation of what raycasting engines can do.

      Actually, only Duke Nukem 3d did that, Doom and Wolf3d forgo looking up and down entirely (though you can find Doom engines around today that can do it).

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    3. Re:Movies are so last century by bertok · · Score: 1

      "Nowadays you get that fast of an fps, but things just don't have that effect."

      It's called nostalgia, and has nothing to do with modern game engines or video cards, which can cheerfully output more frames per second than your monitor can display, and do it to much higher precision than the Quake engines did, which actually interpolated accurately only every 16 pixels for speed.

      I had fond memories of Ultima Underworld, which was an amazing 3D game for the time, with relatively complex gameplay. I recently tried it in an emulator, and it was a bit of a disappointment - movement wasn't smooth, the 3D part of the screen was tiny (for speed), and the boring 2D UI took up the rest.

    4. Re:Movies are so last century by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      No, it's not just nostalgia. I remember having that feel and making a note of it when it happened.

      In any case, you missed my point about two issues that bust this feel in modern game engines:

      1. Sudden stutters due to spinning suddenly, or a lot of special effects suddenly.

      and more importantly

      2. Even though the fpg be through the roof, the "smoothness" of the changing scene does not match up. I wondered above whether the ability to alter the world as you, say, run through it (which I think is done by the app by altering every scene point, though it may be done through hardware on the board itself, don't know) does not seem to be updating at the same 70fps. As if the engine is rendering 70fps but it is only able to change the polygon orientation at around 20 times per second.

      So in that case, a gazillion fps won't do you any good if the scene is changed on a slower schedule.

      And I will quickly add, again, that this is just a guess at what's going on. And no, motion blur doesn't fix it -- it makes it worse. The old Quake had anything but motion blur.

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  25. LOW budget 3D movie by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1, Funny

    The world is ready for a movie that's a 24fps sequence of Magic Eye[TM] stereograms.

  26. So going to see this! by Sybert42 · · Score: 1

    How was Bolt 3D? My wife went on a ridiculous tantrum and we went home instead of seeing it.

    1. Re:So going to see this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      syBERT!! Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!

  27. Visual medium = psychological effects by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For all the "bah humbug" blathering on this thread, methinks there's something to it.

    Surely most of us geeks have noticed the difference in mental state & perception caused by 24FPS, 30FPS, 60FPS, 3:2 pulldown, and other differences in visual medium. Each causes a different psychological state, with some causing more of a stupor and others more a sense of real. 3D, done right, will lead to other mental effects. I don't think a major director experimenting with new technology would be BSing us about what it does to the viewer's mind.

    Personally, I've seen one 3D IMAX film (something about Egypt) which unlike other "hey wow it's 3D!" movies really did give a deep sense of "being there". Move that effect to a full-blown bleeding-edge movie by a director known for pushing visual limits, and we may very well experience something new.

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    1. Re:Visual medium = psychological effects by bibi-pov · · Score: 1

      You know I agree with you. I remember seeing a documentary in 3D years ago and unlike other films where you remember seeing something about it, that one gave me memories. The kind you have of places you've been. It was really surprising afterwards even though it wasn't mind blowing during the screening.
      So clearly it's PR and everything but I wouldn't say it's bullshit either...

    2. Re:Visual medium = psychological effects by avandesande · · Score: 1

      It's not so ridiculous, directors will use things like lighting and film stocks to set a mood. Why not 3d?

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    3. Re:Visual medium = psychological effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best lies contain a kernel of truth. Sure 3D has different effects, but the article is making a mountain of bull out of almost nothing.

    4. Re:Visual medium = psychological effects by Plastic+Pencil · · Score: 1

      I agree there's something to be said about mental state and perception. At the same time, I think saying this experience is 'addictive' beyond anything else, is kind of exaggerating. I'm guessing most of us have been playing video games for years, and we've all 'lost' ourselves to a certain degree or craved the experience when we were away from it, but to practically suggest it's digital crack is just marketing. I look forward to the film though. Cameron is one of the few reliable filmmakers who always gives something worth our time if not ground breaking, and I think he's on to something by bring the 3D experience mainstream. It might even revitalize the theater experience, because it will be the only way for the foreseeable future to experience the film in full-effect, considering it may be a while before most of us have home 3-D technology that's comparable.

  28. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you date Asians?

  29. Seems ridiculous, but... by wjwlsn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consider Ramachandran's mirror box, a means of using illusion to "cure" the pain of phantom limbs. From the Wikipedia article:

    The patient places his or her good limb into one side, and the stump into the other. The patient then looks into the mirror on the side with good limb and makes "mirror symmetric" movements, as a symphony conductor might, or as we do when we clap our hands. Because the subject is seeing the reflected image of the good hand moving, it appears as if the phantom limb is also moving. Through the use of this artificial visual feedback it becomes possible for the patient to "move" the phantom limb, and to unclench it from potentially painful positions. Because this visual feedback elicits kinesthetic sensations... Repeated training in some subjects has led to long-term improvement ... and in one exceptional case, even to the complete elimination of the phantom limb between the hand and the shoulder ...

    If such a low-tech visual illusion can rewire neurons, what can a high-fidelity, 3-dimensional illusion accomplish? (I'm not saying that Cameron's movie is going to have such effects, but how far will the technology go?)

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    1. Re:Seems ridiculous, but... by rpbird · · Score: 1

      Everything rewires our neurons. Read a book, neurons rewired. Play a video game, neurons rewired. Play catch, neurons rewired. Do anything repetitively, neurons rewired.

      The first time I went to an IMAX theater, I was deeply impressed. I raved about it for days. Yet I never went back. To this day, I've only ever seen ONE IMAX movie.

      It's another gimmick. I'll be impressed if he's managed to create the holodeck.

    2. Re:Seems ridiculous, but... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Woah! Experiences can re-wire neurons! OMGWTFBBQ. Teh unpossiblesxorz! ^^

      What do you think how you remembered what you wrote in your comment? ^^
      (Hint: Simply said, memorizing works by changing the wiring between neurons.)

      It's just that some "scientists" now "discover", that this is not only a thing of "I remember this", but actually is working on a much lower level, and in all neurons all over the body.

      You can totally bet, that if you will remember that movie/illusion, something in your brain will have changed. Because it's the same thing.
      And it's the whole point of why you go to movies too. ^^

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    3. Re:Seems ridiculous, but... by hurfy · · Score: 1

      "and in one exceptional case, even to the complete elimination of the phantom limb between the hand and the shoulder ..."

      sigh...now i keep picturing a hand with no arm to attach it the shoulder and i can't focus on the 3D topic at hand

  30. dont feed the hype by xandos · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think cameron just found a way to get more attention for his movie.

  31. Reminds of this STNG episode The Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, I know it is not an exact analogy, but it struck me the same way as when I watched this episode.

    http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TNG/episode/68518.html

  32. Idiotic. by bickle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Idiotic. It's just like in the early days of color film where naysayers were afraid that color would overstimulate people.

  33. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by khallow · · Score: 1

    Quite true. They have spent $200 million on the thing and we all know more money means better movie.

  34. Gollum by tepples · · Score: 1

    So far the only thing I've heard Cameron talk about this movie is about how this movie is going to be ultra realistic 3D rendering. At which point it begs the question why not just use live actors from the get go?

    In a speculative fiction film, at least, makeup to turn a human actor into any of several races might be cost prohibitive if it's more than a rubber-forehead alien. That's why when Andy Serkis played the part of Smeagol, a mutant hobbit who used the alias "Gollum", he wore a motion capture suit and the actual character was computer-generated.

  35. Oh please. by mewsenews · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) The article is Slashdotted.

    2) Anyone who viewed "Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D" (With BRAND NEW 3D technology!!) knows that a crap film is a crap film no matter how many god damn dimensions it is viewed in.

    1. Re:Oh please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Anyone who viewed "Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D" (With BRAND NEW 3D technology!!) knows that a crap film is a crap film no matter how many god damn dimensions it is viewed in.

      Unless you cut out the time dimension, in which case it may make an OK still picture. In fact, didn't many crap movies look great on the posters? (Not Journey to the Center of the Earth, admittedly.)

    2. Re:Oh please. by rhizome · · Score: 1

      I like how the story reveals its commercial astroturfing purpose by having a spoiler in the title for an unreleased movie. Mark my words.

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  36. May be habit forming you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, then I'll make sure to watch it really stoned just to seal the deal.

  37. 3D cinema induced violence ? by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    How soon will they blame Cameron for 3D cinema induced violence. First Person Shooter

  38. 3D Drug Trip by DarkIye · · Score: 1

    What it's implying is that it's like a hallucination, which is something different. Saying it's 'a drug trip' is about as accurate as saying it's a fever.

  39. Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 4, Interesting
    So, I've got a crazy professor at my university who has been telling this story for years, and I thought it was kind of hilarious in context of this article. Anyway:

    Now, the first thing I have to say is you all are not going to believe this story is true. But I swear, this story is 100% true. It is not an exaggeration in any way. It is true.

    At the time, I had been a professor at this college for ten years and was on sabbatical. During this time, I decided to take a film class at the American Film Institute. You see, I used to spend a lot of time with filmmakers and artists, and the like, and I hadn't done that for a while, so I decided to take this film class now that I could devote the time to it.

    It was a fantastic class. A lot of big name screenwriters came by. The writer of "Basic Instinct", the writer of "Deadpool", to name some. For the class we all wrote a trunk script, which is a script you carry around to show to studios and producers to try and sell. I wrote a script titled "Panama City," which is not relevant to the story. During the course of the class, I got to have coffee with film students and big name screenwriters, and such. Discussion of a screenplay called "Avatar" came up among screenwriters.

    One day, the writer of "Deadpool" and another screenwriter friend of his came in and talked to us and I asked the screenwriter friend about this screenplay, "Avatar", and a hush came over the room. He went on to explain the premise of the screenplay which is this:

    In this screenplay, there are pantheons of gods fighting a cosmic war, but because they have no understanding of war, there are fallen angels sent to Earth to recruit human military specialists and tacticians, and the like. A lot of this stuff is based on Plato's Temius, and the fallen angels have sunglasses to hide the light in their eyes.

    It was never really explained how the recruitment worked. After this guy was done explaining the plot, the writer of "Deadpool" speaks up and says, "there's something else you should say... Avatar is an actual battleplan." This man said that "Avatar" was a master plan for gods disguised as a screenplay.

    After that things just got really bizarre! There were all these discussions about "Avatar". "Who has Avatar?" You'd ask people about "Avatar" and they'd ask, "who told you about 'Avatar'?" People got more and more serious about it. You'd ask about "Avatar" they'd yell at you, "what, you want to get killed?!?" One day, I decided I was going to go try and find "Avatar". I walked through the parking lot later and people were hunched over pointing at me...

    Well, many years passed by and I never heard a word about "Avatar". Then, about seven or eight years ago, I was having dinner with a good friend of mine, Stephanie Austin. She's a big producer; she produced "Terminator 2," I mean, she's that caliber of producer. Well, "Avatar" comes up in our conversation and it turns out that she knows the story and all about "Avatar." Furthermore, she buys into the "Avatar" theory, sheâ(TM)s in that whole circle. The last thing she says to me about "Avatar" is, "we know who has 'Avatar'â¦Cameron has it."

    Now, I know Cameron and he is a really strange guy. I saw a lot of the filming of "T-2", and I talked to Cameron a lot. Let me tell you, Cameron is really loopy, he thinks all of the stuff he makes movies about is true. He once said, "I'm making a film about the truth." According to Austin, Cameron had had "Avatar" for a while, but he, "couldn't find the right actors for it."

    Keep in mind, this "Avatar" thing isn't a heaven versus hell kind of thing, there are layers of heavens, like onions. Now, I used to go on avatar hunts with students, and sometimes we wouldn't find them, and sometimes we would. One time, we went to the Martini Bar on Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena and we found two female avatars. I swear, their eyes glowed. They looked like they had dropped out of heaven ten minutes ago. We talked to them for a while w

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    1. Re:Crazy story.... by evanbd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, this is one student's transcription as best as he could. The story changes a lot with each telling, but it's always hilarious. The best part of it, of course, is that the professor either totally believes it or is the best troll ever.

      Troll? Hardly. That precise format is how all the best ghost stories get told. It sounds to me like most of the audience simply wasn't used to oral storytelling as an art form.

    2. Re:Crazy story.... by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One can madlib this story and get almost any era of human history. I believe the compulsion to creating/passing on these stories a little attention whoring, combined at the core with more than a little wishing it could be true and increased survivability/happiness because of the information within. But in reality, nothing has changed because of any detail of any of them, no matter who knows or doesn't.

      Go ahead, mix and match however you want...

        avatar...angel...alien..illumanati..hero...
        layers...levels...factions...armies...classes...
        heaven...promised land...golden city...shangri-la...utopia...planet..
        war...struggle...sin...plague...madness...vampires...
        god...devil...king...oracle...eternal life...
        phone...fountain...statue...beggar...wise man...shaman...prophet...spaceship

      Whatever. Even a mild study of mythology shows the recurring concepts.

    3. Re:Crazy story.... by gaderael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. This is one of the most fascinating things I have read on /. in a while. True or not, it's quite a good yarn. My hat's off to you and your professor.

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    4. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, I know the man better than most people know their professors (small university FTW), and he maintains that it's true. Not just when he's telling the story, in which case I'd be siding with you in an instant, but always. Additionally, he tells this just as one of many stories, all of which are supposedly true (and, with the exception of this and one other, probably are). This is far above and beyond simple oral storytelling.

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    5. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1
      Believe me, I've done some pretty decent study of mythology myself, and don't think any of that was lost on me, but I still thought it was interesting that he seems to absolutely believe this story in today's age (and, by the way, that was the short version of the story).

      More importantly, it wasn't entirely offtopic so I thought I'd entertain /. ^__^.

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    6. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1

      It's too bad you can't hear it from the man himself. That was one of the shorter tellings of it, and I can't rightly do one of the longer tellings justice.

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    7. Re:Crazy story.... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    8. Re:Crazy story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plato's *Timaeus* (English/Latin transliteration), or *Timaios* (more direct transliteration from the Greek). Not Temius.

    9. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Thank you Captain Pedantic, I was not the one doing the transcription, I just copypastaed it here.

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    10. Re:Crazy story.... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      This is far above and beyond simple oral storytelling.

      Actually, I'd rank it far below simple oral storytelling. Am I the only one who can't tell what this "story" is even supposed to be about?

      So your professor went to a screenwriting workshop and somebody told him about a kooky screenplay and then the author told him that the screenplay was "a masterplan for gods disguised as a screenplay." What is that supposed to mean?

      Then the professor tells you that there is a guy named Cameron who is actually making this screenplay into a movie and that the Cameron guy is nuts.

      Next thing we know, the professor is hanging out in LA, picking up chicks, and the chicks have glowing eyes and telephones that talk to god.

      True story.

      Do I have that about right?

      I think all we have learned from this is: A.) Your professor takes drugs. B.) Hollywood screenwriters are talentless hacks. C.) Chicks in Los Angeles are bubbleheaded bimbos who like to hear themselves talk.

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    11. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd rank it far below simple oral storytelling. Am I the only one who can't tell what this "story" is even supposed to be about?

      Rank it however you wish, but I was just referring to the fact that, if he is just telling stories, he's really bloody dedicated to it.

      So your professor went to a screenwriting workshop and somebody told him about a kooky screenplay and then the author told him that the screenplay was "a masterplan for gods disguised as a screenplay." What is that supposed to mean?

      As best as we can figure out, it means that gods are battling and this is a battleplan that has been disguised as a screenplay for some reason we still can't figure out.

      Then the professor tells you that there is a guy named Cameron who is actually making this screenplay into a movie and that the Cameron guy is nuts.

      Not just "a guy named Cameron", James Cameron. As in, well, read the actual article we're all commenting on. This supposed battleplan is the movie that is the subject of this article.

      Do I have that about right?

      I think all we have learned from this is: A.) Your professor takes drugs. B.) Hollywood screenwriters are talentless hacks. C.) Chicks in Los Angeles are bubbleheaded bimbos who like to hear themselves talk.

      Yeah, that sounds about right in as far as I can tell.

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    12. Re:Crazy story.... by Maxmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      This story is a dead-ringer for the plot of John Carpenter's cult classic film, 'The Hidden'.

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    13. Re:Crazy story.... by LionMage · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not to nit-pick, but the very link you gave shows that the film was not directed (or produced) by John Carpenter, but was directed by Jack Sholder.

    14. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Uh, I've never seen The Hidden and quick searches on the internets aren't turning up much in the way of details, but Carpenter had nothing to do with The Hidden and the Wikipedia plot summary for it doesn't *seem* to be related (though it's not extensive enough to be certain). Are you sure you have the correct film?

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    15. Re:Crazy story.... by Maxmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, err... damn. That's the last time I post to /. after tasting our latest hooch production.

      I meant They Live. Watched both movies back-to-back a few weeks ago, probably why I confused the two. 'They Live' is about space aliens who live hidden among us, aliens who came to earth to colonize it and us, because they view earth as a "developing planet." The key part is that they look just like us - unless you're wearing special optics, made for seeing their true image.

      So... what exactly is an "avatar," in the context of story you retold us all...?

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    16. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 1
      Re-re-re-quoting the story:

      , there are fallen angels sent to Earth to recruit human military specialists and tacticians, and the like. A lot of this stuff is based on Plato's Temius, and the fallen angels have sunglasses to hide the light in their eyes.

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    17. Re:Crazy story.... by mugnyte · · Score: 1

        Gotcha, sorry for the dismissive tone. I wasn't critiquing your recount, but just that how such a story could exist "in this day and age," as they say.
        It is constantly a source of amusement when an otherwise smart, functional and amiable person reveals a "kook" side of themselves.

        I go climbing with a fellow who somehow weaves each day's conversation into something about conspiracies, impending catastrophes, and of course, the infernal nature of the government.

        Like you found perhaps, there's no want to guide such persons back to a simpler view of the world. Let someone have their mysticism, much like not spoiling the kids' awe over simple wonders.

        Someone HAS to show up with some colored contacts and freak that guy's shit someday.

  40. The Last AirBender.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    I can't believe they are making a sucky movie based off such a sucky cartoon series....

    What's next, a Sponge Bob Movie?

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    1. Re:The Last AirBender.... by pwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      This movie has no connection what so ever to that cartoon of the same name.

    2. Re:The Last AirBender.... by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Which is too bad, since Avatar, The Last Airbender is very likely superior in terms of plot, pacing, characterization, music and action to whatever comes out of the flawed, egotesticle James Cameron. No that was not a typo.

      His older movies were good, but I think he took one deep dive too many while hunting Titanic memorabilia.

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    3. Re:The Last AirBender.... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. - Not THAT avatar.

      But, yes they are. - There really is a trilogy in the making based on the Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon.

      And, yes they did. - There is a partially live action Sponge Bob movie out there. And David Hasselhoff was f-in great in it.

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  41. What's up with James Cameron? by sorak · · Score: 1

    First he finds Jesus' tomb and now he invents a new "video drug"...I think we should start wondering about this guy.

  42. 3D is awesome, but it also sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    3d films are great when they just use the 3d to provide texture.

    Unfortunately, 3D filmmakers seem to think that they should ring all the bells and whistles and show off the 3Dness, so you end up with a mostly 2D film the 1D plot of which is designed primarily as an excuse to put in lots and lots of pointy things coming straight out of the screen at you, which is extra stupid, because pointy things coming right out at you is one of the things that current 3D technology is really bad at.

    It was so bad, that in the TV-movie, "Beowulf," in the first five minutes you could tell it was supposed to be a 3D film, and in the rest of the film, every time you saw an axe, sword, scyth, or teeth, the first thing that goes through your head is "Sigh. That's going to come zooming out at me. For the love of [something] Please let them avoi..Oh, there it is."

    Presuming Cameron does not make this mistake, his film could be quite interesting to look at.

  43. 2D vs 3D by Yergle143 · · Score: 1

    If this is true why do people prefer the movies to live theater? I'll take my answer off-line.

    1. Re:2D vs 3D by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I prefer live theater, but it tends to be more expensive unless you go see the lower quality plays.

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  44. 11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What is 11 billion to our Federal Government? It gives 10 times that much money to bail out AIG every quarter. Almost.

    When Christopher Columbus was trying to get funding for his expedition, he finally persuaded Queen Isabella and Ferdinand that the cost of three ships, provisions, crew pay all put together is less than what Her Majesty Q Isabella was spending to entertain visiting aristocratic guests for three weeks.

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    1. Re:11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Columbus had the benefit of being able to promise a return on investment, in the form of better trade routes, if the expedition went well.

    2. Re:11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Irony being that his promises were a load of shit, and everyone except Ferdinand and Isabella were smart enough to know that his math sucked.

      Everyone else in Europe knew just how far around the earth is. Columbus though he was smarter than them, that it was half that. They told him to go kill himself on someone else's dime.

      Any intelligent person of the time knew there would be no profit from such an expedition--that there was, was the sheer dumb luck of stumbling onto an extra continent.

      Your point is disingenous--a Mars mission has a better likelihood of return on investment than Columbus's mission, based on what we already know. Why? Because the technological problems of space travel yield major dividends--materials science research, engineering problems, so on and so forth. Life support systems and medical science advances needed to just keep astronauts alive that long are hugely beneficial, and not the kind of thing the Earth based medical establishment will research on their own.

      The moon missions provided a huge dividend of secondary technological advances that were far more valuable than the cost of developing them.

    3. Re:11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by VagaStorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I believe a mission to mars could boost US research quite a bit.

      This is a list off technology from the Apollo program: http://www.sti.nasa.gov/tto/apollo.htm

  45. The sad thing is... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

    From the summary: "James Cameron's first movie since 'Titanic', his upcoming science fiction epic 'Avatar', has a budget pushing US$200 million and enough hype to power a mission to Mars.

    That's true; you really can put stuff on Mars for $200M. Which would be a lot more interesting than yet another failed gimmick flick. If James Cameron were to offer sponsorships for a private Mars mission, it'd probably be more profitable than this movie will be.

    But nobody seems to get that.

  46. Avatar will probably be shit by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Come on, is this guy a real doctor? I've heard some shit hype before but I think this tops it for most unbelievable BS hype ever.

    I'm going to go pay some back alley doctor to write up a report saying that sucking my wang will make you thinner, look younger and feel better than winning the lottery twice in a row.

    Then I'll just back and wait for the woman to pour in.

    1. Re:Avatar will probably be shit by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You do realize all you need to be a "doctor" is a Ph.d. It could be a Ph.d. in liberal arts, for all we know.

      I'm sure everyone here knows at least one useless "doctor" who is certifiably retarded.

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  47. Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great! This is what America is all about, smoke and mirrors.

  48. Must be for real! by Murpster · · Score: 1

    The internet suspended the account of the person who told us about this kewl drugs!! It must be for really yo!

  49. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    Like "Waterworld"!?

  50. Tripping in 3d? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Bah, let me know when we can trip in 4D. I want my trip to tell me when my refrigerator turns into a cheetah.

    And on a related note, what is the message when you are tripping in 1D?

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  51. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in other words, we shouldn't watch this highly dangerous movie with its wicked three dee technology. Our brains are incapable of resisting this unholy lure since we have evolved in a natural two dimensional world.

    In related news: There is no way the human body can survive speeds faster than the ride on a horse-drawn carriage.

  52. The Third Dimension by curtix7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The third dimension is the gateway dimension to other more serious dimensions.

  53. Obligatory reference... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Look! It's a sailboat.

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  54. Obligatory comic... by Hottie+Parms · · Score: 1

    Perry Bible Fellowship - "Magic Eyes" Comic http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF217-Magic_Eyes.gif

  55. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

    Without permission from Orson Scott Card, the only difference between fantasy and science fiction are the rivets.

    You see a fiction book cover with rivets? Sci-fi. Book cover with trees? Fantasy.

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  56. re: tripping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn TFA says "This Account Has Been Suspended"

  57. virtual rollercoasters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone ridden on those new virtual rollercoasters where the seats move? They're only recently moving to full 3D but when I first was on one in 1990 they were simply 2D and the people there were QUICK to point out that if you got too into the ride, you could look at the walls of the theatre and realize you weren't really there.

    Seems silly except I had to look at the wall to prove I wasn't chasing a space ship through space.

    The deal is that if you fool 2 of 3 senses(visual, proprioceptive and vestibular[last 2 are used for sensing motion]), the brain will fake the 3rd sense AND make the entire experience real for you. That's not *exactly* how it works but the complexity is a bit more than I have time for.

    Sooo...I dunno..I'm still gonna wanna see it cause I love a good thrill and I've been a fan of 3D movies since I was a kid.

  58. The thing is... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Avatar is supposed to be taking place on an alien planet.
    With a very detailed alien scenery and ecosystem. You know... stuff you DON'T regularly see around walking the streets.
    Plus some other things you don't get to see every day around you - like future battles, starships and stuff like that.

    Think of it this way.
    Imagine that there were no Jurassic Park movies and that Avatar is the beginning of the dinosaur craze. (The sequels, the "documentaries", the Velociraptor Awareness Day...)
    Only it's all in hyper-realistic 3D.

    But yes. It is hype. Only, some of it may actually turn out to be true.
    You know... Sweet 3D effects turning out to be sweet 3D effects.

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    1. Re:The thing is... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      You know... Sweet 3D effects turning out to be sweet 3D effects.

      I'm sure it would be "sweet". Doesn't make the bollocks about "personal GPS systems" and getting "addicted" to 3D any more real.

      Leave the previews to AintItCoolNews.

  59. 3D House of Stewardesses by earlymon · · Score: 1

    I can only think back to Dr. Tongue and Bruno, weaving forward and back, to enhance the 3-D effect.

    Count Floyd gets steamed up and screams for more, more and even more clips.

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  60. Addiction is only a part of the problem by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    3D is just a gateway to harder dimensions. Just wait until you see your kids sitting on street corners with multicolored glasses on mainlining 4- and 5-D. Nothing less than the complete collapse of society as we know it is at stake.

  61. Then you should rejoice... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    For Shamalamadingdong will soon be making it into a live action trilogy.

    Personally, I prefer something new from Cameron then a retelling of a story already told by a guy who has a unhealthy attachment to twist endings.

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  62. I know what brain system 3D activates... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ... that 2D doesn't: the splitting headache system.

  63. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    How good could Waterworld be? It only cost 100 million. That's like half as good!

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  64. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by khallow · · Score: 1

    The difference as I see it is that the phenomena in the story has some credible explanation. If there's some human riding a fire breathing dragon (eg, the Dragonriders of Pern series), there's at least an attempt to explain why the human and dragon are there and how the dragon breathes fire. Orson Scott Card usually obeys this convention. Then there's "hard" science fiction where the author attempts to make a future world that is a natural inheritor of our present world. Orson Scott Card has never to my knowledge attempted a hard science fiction story. So I don't consider his opinion on the matter all that relevant.

  65. Beagles that glow in the dark. by leapbrowser · · Score: 1

    Newschief, Winter Haven Florida, had a story april 28th about beagles that glow in the dark. under ultraviolet light of course. http://www.leapbrowser.com/search.cgi?kw=newschief+beagles+that+glow+in+dark beagles that glow in dark http://www.theledger.com/

  66. priorities by zaunuz · · Score: 1

    "[..]the key to Avatar's success or failure, may be habit forming. Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioral neurologist at the University of California[..]"
    =>
    "[..]may be habit forming. Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioral neurologist[..]"
    =>
    "[..]Dr. Mario Mendez[..]"
    =>
    "[..]Dr. Mario[..]" ...that's just how my brain works.

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  67. close one eye? by kwikrick · · Score: 1

    So, are they suggesting that if I close one eye, I won't experience reality such that it makes a lasting impression?

    What about people who are blind in one eye? Is their 'flat' experience less real then ours? Is their experience significantly less interesting, and do they not learn from what they see as much as we do?

    I find that hard to take seriously. If there is any effect, it must be completely insignificant in daily social life.

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  68. No it's just hype to get it talked about by fuliginous · · Score: 1

    I have vivid memories from earlier films I watched that were "Technicolor" maybe that was magic trip inducing too.

  69. How to protect yourself by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    You and a friend go to the movie, and you both get the glasses. Now pop the red lens out of your pair, and the blue one from your friends. Put his blue one in your glasses, and your red one in his.

    Since the red one gives you the 3D effect, having two blue ones means you will be seing things in 2D. You friend, however, will only be seeing the extra dimension with both eyes, and his head will explode.

    Make sure the friend you bring isn't that important of a friend, and bring some of those wet towlettes.

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  70. Re:Meeting the high standards of our community for by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

    Waterworlds budget was 175million, which is 231million in todays money. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld#Box_office_and_reception

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