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  1. Re:"He's not QUITE Dead.." on When Are You Dead? · · Score: 1

    Yes. Lancelot at the wedding. Father of the bride...

  2. "He's not QUITE Dead.." on When Are You Dead? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "He's feeling much better."

  3. Re:MICROSOFT on Bing Now Nearly As Good As Google — Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Yeah.

    Admittedly, NT 3.5 trumpeted all over the dog's breakfast that was OS/2 2.x...

  4. Re:Wealth is Not Produced by Excess of Charity... on Are Rich People Less Moral? · · Score: 1

    Until you reminded me, I'd lived long enough to forget about it...

  5. Re:It's already been ruled on. on Drones, Dogs and the Future of Privacy · · Score: 1

    OK. The agency will cut you a check, if you sign these forms. And these forms. And these...

  6. MICROSOFT on Bing Now Nearly As Good As Google — Says Microsoft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your "nearly as good" alternative since 1975.

    Nearly as good as TinyBasic
    Nearly as good as CPM
    Nearly as good as 123
    Nearly as good as MacOS
    Nearly as good as dBase
    Nearly as good as TurboPascal
    Nearly as good as CompuServ
    Nearly as good as Netscape Navigator
    Nearly as good as Unix
    Nearly as good as SGI
    Nearly as good as Apache
    Nearly as good as Java
    Nearly as good as MacOS again
    Nearly as good as iPod
    Nearly as good as VMware
    Nearly as good as iPhone
    Nearly as good as iPad
    Nearly as good as Google search...

    The hits just keep coming!

  7. Garriott? Lord British!?! on When a Robot Becomes the Life of the Party · · Score: 1

    My God - if I knew the gaming business were so lucrative, I'd have specialized in that, over network security!

  8. StartPage.com Blows DuckDuck Go Off te Map on Bing Now Nearly As Good As Google — Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Google results via SSL proxy, with image and video search, content filtering, etc. VERY nice.
    https://www.startpage.com/

    From iXquick, in NL. These are the folks behind the iXquick anon proxy service.

  9. Re:It's already been ruled on. on Drones, Dogs and the Future of Privacy · · Score: 1

    Vote for Harry Tuttle.

  10. Re:What, no torrent? on Topher Grace Screens Star Wars Prequel Re-edit · · Score: 1

    God Father of Soul?

    James is the First, the Middle, and the Last.

  11. Re:What, no torrent? on Topher Grace Screens Star Wars Prequel Re-edit · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't really what your Mother and I had in mind, when you decided to stay here at home.

    Dumbass. No wonder Donna dumped you on your sorry butt and left for Madison without looking back.

  12. Re:But I didn't paint my server red and white ! on Server Names For a New Generation · · Score: 1

    It depends on your natural environment. ;-)

  13. Re:Wonder what Mr. Teller thinks of Iran? on Edward Teller: Father of the Hydrogen Bomb · · Score: 1

    Funny. Probably true.

    It's Teller. Substitute A with H, though. Try using sed - for the kick of it.

  14. Re:Wonder what Mr. Teller thinks of Iran? on Edward Teller: Father of the Hydrogen Bomb · · Score: 1

    But in Soviet Russia YOU bomb WE!

  15. Re:But I didn't paint my server red and white ! on Server Names For a New Generation · · Score: 1

    I like the old Bekeley labs machine names - they were natural disasters. Examples that I recall are Earthquake, Tornado, Avalanche and Headcrash.

  16. Re:Zelazny on Ask Slashdot: Good, Forgotten Fantasy & Science Fiction Novels? · · Score: 1

    I always thought that the Amber books were like an "Elric" written by a Yank. That's a good thing, BTW.

  17. Re:Zelazny on Ask Slashdot: Good, Forgotten Fantasy & Science Fiction Novels? · · Score: 1

    And why do I always forget the delightful "Doorways in the Sand"?

    What a little blast of a book. Hardly thought of, these days.

  18. Zelazny on Ask Slashdot: Good, Forgotten Fantasy & Science Fiction Novels? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lord of Light

    the Amber books.

  19. POLICE STATE!!! on Photographing Police: Deletion Is Not Forever · · Score: 1

    It starts as a state of MIND.

  20. Re:Wealth is Not Produced by Excess of Charity... on Are Rich People Less Moral? · · Score: 1

    Fnord

  21. Wealth is Not Produced by Excess of Charity... on Are Rich People Less Moral? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    or Compassion.

    "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."
    (Matthew 19:24)

    "But the root of all these evils is the love of money, and there are some who have desired it and have erred from the faith and have brought themselves many miniseries."
    (Timothy 6:10)

  22. Re:Profit & Lies on YouTube Identifies Birdsong As Copyrighted Music · · Score: 1

    And coordinate all your LOiC instances... :-)

  23. Advanced as They Were on Study Suggests Climate Change-Induced Drought Caused the Mayan Collapse · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hadn't yet mastered their world woth "cap and trade" or the Prius.

    That's why they were doomed, and we are assured.

  24. OOH! SCARY STORY! on North Korea's High-Tech Counterfeit $100 Bills · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We better move you all to traceable, trackable, revokable electronic money.

    You thought your privacy hit the fan before? Wait til your every pfennig is nothing but a shifting index in the Federal Reserve database.

  25. MICROSOFT! on Microsoft Killing Off Zune, Windows Live Brands? · · Score: 0

    Please ABANDON ME!

    My GOD! The first times they copied Apple and Google didn't work out exactly as planned, so they hide the corpse, and try THE SAME THING AGAIN!