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  1. Re:Third grade truism on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can somebody tell "slide rule" here, that Mr. Science left the building, about an hour ago?

    It's now fart jokes, "all the way down."

  2. iOS4 = Windows 3.0? on iPhone 4 News Roundup · · Score: 1, Funny

    Remember?

    Cooperative multitasking, rather than preemptive multitasking. The burden of "playing nice" (pun intended for the Unix literate) falls upon the application.

    State of the art for desktop computers, circa 87-92.

  3. Re:and the world Microsoft... on Microsoft Patents "Fonts With Feelings" · · Score: 2, Funny

    HEY!

    <BLINK>

    tag gone WILD!

  4. Gull-Wing Pacer? on When the US Government Built Ultra-Safe Cars · · Score: 1

    I have a '77 that I want to now fit with lambo doors!

  5. ONE WORD: on Pacific Northwest At Risk For Mega-Earthquake · · Score: 1

    Microsoft

  6. Re:Remember, folks on Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud · · Score: 0

    Shall I include my

    <SATIRE>

    tags next time? :-)

    To contextualize, the parent post asked to remain skeptical, and not reach rash conclusions. In an attempt to create humor through contrasts, I illustrated a response in the opposite extremity.

    Zuckerberg is a man who's worse punishment is that he is himself. The cruel, Hitchcockian irony is that he sees this as a reward! "There are none so blind, as those who will not see."

  7. Re:He's getting what he's due. on Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    But Jews (whether they know this or not) worship a devil.

    Like their satanic master, cannot endure the utterance or enscription of holy, devine names.

    Saying or writing a name of God is an invokation of the devine presence. It is a like sweet cool water in the desert, and a restoration to the spirit which yearns for ist origin.

    Only the devil is pained by this utterence. And - as supreme deceiver - he claimed "I shall not profane such an ineffable name with my tongue. It is too holy to say."

    Those who follow such a creed reject the summoning of God's presence, and they observe satanic practice of shunning God and the holiest spirit.

    Besides, Zuckerberg's a cunt.

  8. Re:Remember, folks on Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud · · Score: 0

    Let's drop the muthfucka's ass. Mossad front and an evil bitch, too. He can join Sergei and David in hell.

  9. Re:Slavery in America Today on Outsourcing Unit To Be Set Up In Indian Jail · · Score: 1

    No.

    Then, I would be still be free to decry the creation of "laws" to criminalize a significant percentage of the population, while creating private profit incentives for incarceration - and the requisite prioritization of public monies for penitentiary over school house.

    I have Dickens, you have Rand. You lose.

  10. Slavery in America Today on Outsourcing Unit To Be Set Up In Indian Jail · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And India, Too! We can't leave a slave-gap open, with the Reds in China!

    My Dear God. The world is back into nightmares decried by Dickens and Sinclair Lewis. If you haven't read these, I would suggest doing so. In fact, if you have, a refresh is in order.

  11. Re:What could on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 1

    No evidence - just assertions.

    No science - models cannot be independently verified by repeating collection of data and duplicating experiment.

    No peer-review - looking at what someone has written and saying "the assuptions and models appear correct, if the data collected is valid" is NOT peer-review.

  12. Re:What could on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 0, Troll

    That is the origin of the "Global Warming" myth.

    It ain't happenin', Baby!

  13. Re:What could on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Global Scamming. Don't fall for that sh8t, baby.

    It's all just another scheme to tax you into servitude past the end of your days.

    Just because you built a model, don't make it science.

  14. Re:SELL! on Stock Market Sell-Off Might Stem From Trader's Fat Finger · · Score: 1

    No "Fat Finger" - this is market manipulation. Interestingly timed with the Senate's "Audit the Fed" vote.

    MUST HEAR: Panic And Loathing From The SP 500 Pits
            May 7th, 2010

             

    Mirror for audio file.

    A car is one futures contract.

    A handle is a full point.

    Via: ZeroHedge:

    Guys this is probably the craziest I have seen it down here ever. Here it is, memorialized for the generations and away from the now openly ridiculous disinformation propaganda of the mainstream media, just what a full market meltdown panic sounds like: straight from the epicenter, the SP 500 pits. Luckily open ouctry still exists, if at least for shock value. Click here for a first hand account of the most shocking 15 minutes in recent market history. Fat finger my ass.

    Research Credit: dagobaz

     

  15. Re:Republican on State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor · · Score: 1

    He ain't black. He's the first JEWISH president, I say.

    Workin' for his man, Rahm...

  16. SHIT! on Japanese Company Turns Diapers Into Energy Source · · Score: 1

    Shit! Goddamn!

    Get off yo' ass and jam!

  17. Re:With Apologies to Bill Hicks on Microsoft Office 2010, Dissected · · Score: 2, Informative

    It stands for "Release to Manufacturing". Code is "gold" and in the hands of duplicator buereau for creation of shiny discs.

    GOOGLE? GMAIL? Don't make me laugh. This is "campus mail" and a piss-poor corporate solution for any of the scenarios for collaboration and application integration scenarios, now commonplace in medium and big enterprise.

    The applications a legal depatment, or a corporate marketing division would need are able to integrate with Outlook or a Notes client. GMail is a joke. How do you tie in a company's VOIP system, and unite it with scheduling/calendaring? How do you, in fact, do any integration between Google "application" and on-premise or third-party hosted services?

    Suckage. Take your Google and come back later - when you have an acceptable SLA. :-)

  18. Focus, Dammit. on Rest In Peas — the Death of Speech Recognition · · Score: 1

    "What, all of us?"

  19. Re:Well on Does HP + Palm = Facepalm? · · Score: 1

    Democracy in action.

    And a preview of America's well-deserved and much delayed future.

    Ciao, Baby!

  20. Everybody sits in a CIRCLE on Best Seating Arrangement For a Team of Developers? · · Score: 1

    Maybe on comfy beanbags. Put your chips and twinkies into the middle forming a community pile. Pass to the right, and no "bogarting".

  21. Re:How long till the Tea partiers blame Obama? on Volcanic Ash Heading Towards North America · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Stopping flights, all over Europe? Pull the other one, mate. It's got bells on it. This is another dubious modeling outcome from the MET's GIGO simulations.

    There was only one source that managed to stop the entire air-traffic in Europe. It was a mere computer simulation that came from the same jerks who are trying to convience the public of the CO2-scam since years.

    The British MET-office took some data from the first hours(!)of the outbrak -- proceeded with their usual "gigo" (garbage in -- garbage out) -- and made one of their usual "predictions" -- that rarely turns out to be reality.

    During all those next days this first data-set never got adapted, updated with actual data or even checked again.

    Yesterday some European airline-managers were beginning to smell the rat and undertook first test-flights -- where they experienced no harm at all.

  22. UK MET-OFFICE on Volcanic Ash Heading Towards North America · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Stopping flights, all over Europe? Pull the other one, mate. It's got bells on it. This is another dubious modeling outcome from the MET's GIGO simulations.

    There was only one source that managed to stop the entire air-traffic in Europe. It was a mere computer simulation that came from the same jerks who are trying to convience the public of the CO2-scam since years.

    The British MET-office took some data from the first hours(!)of the outbrak -- proceeded with their usual "gigo" (garbage in -- garbage out) -- and made one of their usual "predictions" -- that rarely turns out to be reality.

    During all those next days this first data-set never got adapted, updated with actual data or even checked again.

    Yesterday some European airline-managers were beginning to smell the rat and undertook first test-flights -- where they experienced no harm at all.

  23. SOVIET RUSSIA on How Do I Fight Russian Site Cloners? · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, site clones YOU!

  24. In Soviet Russia... on Russia Doubles Price For Launching US Astronauts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rocket rides YOU!

  25. Re:Clarke's Been Playing This Violin for Years on US Most Vulnerable To Cyberattack? · · Score: 1

    911 was conducted with the deliberate collusion of agents within the US government, among others. The WTC attacks were a desired outcome, in the Operation Northwoods model, writ large.

    It was always preventable, and intentionally allowed to continue.

    Read PNAC again.

    "Does the order still stand?"