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  1. Re:ED-209 not available for comment on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I submitted the same story.

    Unfortunately, the editors may not have approved of my comments linking Bill Joy's "Cassandra" predictions of killer robots, with the pledge to remove the Roomba from my home - and idle speculation about the possible involvement of Windows XP in this incident...

  2. TOO HUMAN? on Too Human Drops Cloak Of Mystery · · Score: 1

    Is that because they discovered that calling it "Ecce Homo" alienated the target demographic of "Beavis and Butthead"?

  3. Re:Mod parent up! on Phone Companies Refuse to Give Congress Data on Spy Program · · Score: 1

    Impeach
    Impeach
    Impeach
    Impeach
    Impeach
    Impeach

    (Dream on...)

  4. Re:If you like Piñata Crossing... on Game Studio Flight From Microsoft A Sign of Troubles? · · Score: 1

    Thanks! We gonna look at it.

  5. Don't dis on Game Studio Flight From Microsoft A Sign of Troubles? · · Score: 2, Funny

    !Viva Pinata!

    That's the only reason my boy swaps the XBox on, in place of the Wii.

    We are a market of ONE!

  6. Re:Release Too Soon... on What's Really Broken with Windows Update - Trust · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    404 File or directory not found. 500.11 Server error: Application is shutting down on the Web server. 403.20 Forbidden: Passport logon failed. 403.19 Forbidden: Cannot execute CGIs for the client in this application pool. 412 Precondition set by the client failed when evaluated on the Web server. 403.19 Forbidden: Cannot execute CGIs for the client in this application pool. 500.12 Server error: Application is busy restarting on the Web server. 500.11 Server error: Application is shutting down on the Web server. 403.18 Forbidden: Cannot execute requested URL in the current application pool. 403.10 Forbidden: Web server is configured to deny Execute access. 410 File has been removed. 404.1 File or directory not found: Web site not accessible on the requested port. 403.1 Forbidden: Execute access is denied. 500.17 Server error: URL authorization store cannot be found. 403.10 Forbidden: Web server is configured to deny Execute access. 401.3 Unauthorized: Access is denied due to an ACL set on the requested resource. 403.8 Forbidden: DNS name of the client is rejected. 403.9 Forbidden: Too many clients are trying to connect to the Web server. 403.6 Forbidden: IP address of the client has been rejected. 500.11 Server error: Application is shutting down on the Web server. 500.18 Server error: URL authorization store cannot be opened.

  7. Here is SOVIET AMERICA on Human-Robot Love and Marriage · · Score: 1

    Hand marries YOU!

  8. Ahhh.... Portable Avatars! on IBM, Linden Labs Call For Portable Avatars · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The comic book guy's" wet dream.

  9. That's Christopher PIKE on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod!

  10. The "Moon": on Japan Moon Probe Snaps First Photos · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Ridiculous Liberal Myth!

  11. Re:Not news on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 1

    I love the great trolls of the past - they mutate into in-jokes, and eventually to culture.

  12. Re:Not news on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 1

    Ahhh! How could I forget NETCRAFT PROVES IT?!!?

  13. Re:Not news on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 1

    Thanks! (I think...)

  14. Re:Not news on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 2, Funny
    REAL /. History:

    • GOATSE.CX
      Grits
      GNAA (hated this crap)
      Portman / nudity / petrification
      Penis Bird
      MEEPT!
      Your ideas intrigue me sir, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
      Troll Talk (Yeah! Hidden Topics!)
      In Soviet America...
      All your base...
      I for one, welcome...
  15. Yeah, on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well over 300 Bps, on a surplus Bell Teletype, it takes a while for us old-timers to "get" these "jokes".

    I haven't been able to see anything remotely like pr0n, since Taco's bogofilter began to screen out the Penis Bird.

  16. Re:Glad I own a Toyota! on Stalling Cars Via OnStar · · Score: 1

    Embedded in the pavement.

    This is My Tin-foil Hat.
    There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  17. Re:Glad I own a Toyota! on Stalling Cars Via OnStar · · Score: 0
  18. Re:So. . . . on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

  19. Plagarism! on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 3, Funny

    I first read this theory in Oolong Caloophid's seminal work: "Where God Went Wrong."

    More of this is elaborated in his development of these themes: "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes," and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?".

  20. Re:Why on Judge Voids Un-Auditable California Election · · Score: 1

    Had 'em. Horrible. The stuff is terrible! Cased me anxiety symptoms - for first time in my life.

    Green crap.

  21. Emperor, Clothes, New on James Randi Posts $1M Award On Speaker Cables · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Nuff said.
    Stan the Man

  22. Re:I was there on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips · · Score: 1

    Always wore the suit, mate! Sometimes it's bottle-green corduroy. ;-)

    Last year I broke down, and quit doing things. I sell sh*t too.

  23. Re:I was there on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips · · Score: 1

    ASC][ Express!

  24. Re:Mmm, Enlightenment on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips · · Score: 1

    "Hand of God"
    'Nuff Said... :-)

  25. Re:I was there on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I just noticed! Is it even Slash under there? They added TinyMCE-style editing.