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A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions

When last we left off, Slashdot had grown beyond my ability to maintain it as a hobby, as well as beyond the simple DEC Alpha Multia 166 that had served it so well for the first week or two, and then immediately buckled under the traffic. Here in Part 2, we ride the wave of Slashdot's growth from early '98 until whenever my wrists get tired enough that I stop yakking until next week.

A lot of things happened in parallel in the late winter and spring of 1998. We switched over from Ariel, the Alpha, to Triton (yes this is a Little Mermaid thing- all of my machines were named after Disney cartoon characters for many years until I started naming them after anime chars- my current laptop is Lum), a cobbled together from leftover parts dual Pentium. It had more RAM and a bigger hard drive. (As an aside, We're planning on auctioning off the case for charity- the guts are long gone, but stay tuned for more information) Triton itself actually lasted for a year or more serving initially as the entire Slashdot. It later was shipped to California and continued to serve web traffic even after we added a second machine for database traffic.

During spring break of 1998 I rewrote Slashdot from scratch. I looked into PHP and Perl. I researched MySQL and Postgres. And based on what existed in 1998, I chose what was the best for my needs. And while cool kids drove to Florida and saw boobs, I stayed up all night and rewrote almost all of the site from scratch. The new system used mod_perl, making it possible to NOT recompile the whole site for every single page request. And replacing flat text files with an actual honest to god SQL database made performance screamingly fast (for at least a few days anyway) until traffic increases squished us again.

It wasn't but a few weeks later before we were politely asked to get the hell off our network. The traffic being consumed by Slashdot was essentially saturating our ISPs entire T1 during the afternoon. The folks at the MacNet were good to us, but enough was enough. We packed up the box and mailed it to California. Since then, I have never physically touched a computer that was running Slashdot. Hell, I've never even seen them in person. Originally it was distance that made it impossible to see them, but today the SourceForge netops staff maintains the hardware. Frankly it's for the best- I tend to break things when I touch them. Our provider forbids photography inside the colocation facility, so if anyone asks, I've never even seen what the installation looks like. What a stupid policy that is.

The new code made another huge change which was to have long term repercussions. Originally all Slashdot content came from my travels through the internet, and my inbox. After April of 1998, submissions were sent to us via a web form and maintained using a nifty little web interface I hacked together. At the same time, a few friends were given administrative accounts, and among them was Hemos. Up to that point I had posted every single story that appeared on the site. A by-line was added, and the load was distributed. A number of Slashdot volunteers came along in the following months, and several continued to work with us for years more.

We toyed with a number of ways of making some cash around this time as well. The ad agency I worked at tried to sell ads. We partnered for awhile with a couple of different ad selling networks. Eventually we formalized the creation Blockstackers- a corporate shell for Slashdot and later, Everything2. By the end of the summer, Nate had coded our own Ad Server (known as AdFu) and were selling our own ads. Our ad server was a hack, but having worked with a number of mainstream ad systems over the years, it had serious advantages- not the least of which was very high performance.

When the fall semester started up again, I quit my day job and ran Slashdot as my only job... besides school which for that last 3 months hardly counted.

It was right around this point that we created user accounts. For nearly a year all posts had no authentication... but now you could reserve your name. I got UID #1, and to this day can trump this debate in the frequent (and inane) discussions you see in stories where people brag about their low user IDs. Mainly user accounts were created in response to spam. At this point we started having the occasional DDoS and crapflood of our forums. It was a pain in the ass, and led to a long series of security changes including our now infamous moderation system. At first there were a couple dozen friends who could moderate. I used their moderations to find a few hundred more moderators, a system which worked for several months until the comment volume exceeded their available time.

I finished college in the fall of 1998 and was able to dedicate every minute of my life to Slashdot. The moderation system was expanded to include 'Mod Points' and any eligible Slashdot reader could moderate by simply being a regular, positive contributor to the site. Meta Moderation followed soon on. By this point, Slashdot had pretty much all the core functionality that it has today- it didn't visually change for like 5 years after that when we finally redesigned the site.

In the following months the site was pulling down enough money that all of us were able to quit day jobs and work on Blockstackers related projects. During this time we never had a month in the red- we never had debt. We always broke even. Of course, when you live and work in a burnt out dump in a very small town, that's not that hard to do! At this point it was Me running Slashdot, Dave doing Sysadmin work, Kurt in charge of HR/Bizdev etc, Jeff in charge of sales/marketing and Nate working on E2. We hired CowboyNeal around that time as well. Everyone helped everyone else: I'd write HTML for Nate or he'd hack some odd code for me. Looking back it was probably the most creatively satisfying period in Slashdot's history. Ideas could be implemented quickly. Cash was tight, but we could always afford beer. Life was good.

First post had become a huge problem- since it took several minutes for comments to appear, there would often be 5-10 of them. So I wrote a task that would post a random templated first postish looking thing to every story before anyone else could see it. After a real post appeared, it would delete itself. It was called fpsBeDamned. It ran for several months until a few people noticed them disappearing, and accused me of deleting comments. As the FAQ says- we really don't delete comments except for the incredibly rare DMCA or Secret Service mandated events. So important was the rights of the bot, that I eventually disabled it. It was a fun experiment tho, and I really started learning about the sorts of things people will do to screw with a public system, and what I would need to stop it. I also became increasingly aware that I was going to need a lot of help and hardware to deal with it.

Which takes us to mid 99... it was time to go corporate. Which we'll talk about next week.

216 comments

  1. Heh by CWRUisTakingMyMoney · · Score: 5, Funny
    until whenever my wrists get tired enough that I stop yakking...

    Funny, that's not what I called it back in the day.

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    1. Re:Heh by ThirdPrize · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a typo, he means yanking ...

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    2. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means until whenever my wrists get tired enough that I stop jacking

    3. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congratulations! You win Third Prize in the Joke Getting Contest.

      Please reply with your credit card number(s) to cover shipping and handling.

    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fourth place for you. Keep trying.

    5. Re:Heh by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      Where I come from, yakking means to jabber or talk about nothing in particular. I suppose it could mean hunting for Yaks but that is another story for another time.

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    6. Re:Heh by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      Where I come from it means vomiting.

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    7. Re:Heh by azav · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where I come from, it means getting your saddle, saddling up your yak and hiking up over the mountains into town.

      Actually, it doesn't mean that at all. I just felt really really left out.

      Yes, quite. Umm. Uhhh.

      In Soviet Russia, saddle yaks you!

      3. PROFIT!

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    8. Re:Heh by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Didn't Soviet Russia have a Yak aircraft company?

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  2. Not news by east+coast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, this stuff is nearly ten years old. It's not news.

    Way to keep up with the latest in technology, Taco.

    I'm sure it will be duped in a few more years again.

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    1. Re:Not news by ArwynH · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, this stuff is nearly ten years old. It's not news.

      You must be new here.

      ^_^ or maybe I'm the one who's new and enjoyed reading it.

    2. Re:Not news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny
      REAL /. History:

      • GOATSE.CX
        Grits
        GNAA (hated this crap)
        Portman / nudity / petrification
        Penis Bird
        MEEPT!
        Your ideas intrigue me sir, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
        Troll Talk (Yeah! Hidden Topics!)
        In Soviet America...
        All your base...
        I for one, welcome...
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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:Not news by aurispector · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you forgot Beowolf clusters...

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    4. Re:Not news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Thanks! (I think...)

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    5. Re:Not news by MousePotato · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also forgot OGG...

      OGG was some of the funniest trolls I ever read... I kinda miss those caveman posts

    6. Re:Not news by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      Neither Slashdot nor it's parent company OSDN are in charge of Gundam.

    7. Re:Not news by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      Neither the slashdot department or its parent ministry are not in are in charge of Gundam.

    8. Re:Not news by 16384 · · Score: 1

      <aol>me too!</aol>

    9. Re:Not news by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Funny

      ahahhaha. Those where great. I still crack up at Natalie Portman and Gritts references as banal as they where.

      The cleverest ones where the BSD is dying / Firefox is dying posts. First time I saw them I rattled off huge angry rants at them, only to realize it was a GNAA style troll. Good times.

      A friend also showed me a setting called "Failurevision" , where you basically tweak the mod settings so all the -1 posts become +1 posts and vice versa, and your left with JUST the trolls and terrible posters.

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    10. Re:Not news by spiralx · · Score: 1

      That'd be OOG, the open source caveman.

    11. Re:Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also the destruction of the troll rebellion some time in 2005 when all sorts of new moderation tactics were tested and established. This is why Funny doesn't really get you a +1 anymore and a Troll counts more negatively than any other moderation.

      Leading up to that point was the Golden Age of Slashdot trolling. There was even a user who kept score: TrollBack. That was a great time here.

    12. Re:Not news by macron1 · · Score: 1

      Does the Kottke one count? As in: I don't want to start a holy war here but what is the deal...

    13. Re:Not news by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      And...

      1. [topic]
      2. ???
      3. Profit!!!

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    14. Re:Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sporks Pancake Eating Ninjas Someone else mentioned OOG "The moon, a ridiculous liberal myth"

    15. Re:Not news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Ahhh! How could I forget NETCRAFT PROVES IT?!!?

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    16. Re:Not news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      I love the great trolls of the past - they mutate into in-jokes, and eventually to culture.

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    17. Re:Not news by arnwald · · Score: 1

      In Korea, old people... ... do not ... Gundam.

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    18. Re:Not news by NatureBoy · · Score: 1

      you forgot Jon Katz

    19. Re:Not news by schlouse · · Score: 1

      Ahhh! How could I forget NETCRAFT PROVES IT?!!? It's NETCRAFT CONFIRMS IT, you insensitive clod!

      Remember the trolltalk sid by any chance?
  3. They do delete posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    we really don't delete comments except for the incredibly rare DMCA or Secret Service mandated events.

    Not true! A few years back after Timothy or somebody posted a dupe almost back to back he was so embarassed that he nuked the story along with all the posts in it.....

    1. Re:They do delete posts by fbjon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      we really don't delete comments except for the incredibly rare DMCA or Secret Service mandated events. Not true! A few years back after Timothy or somebody posted a dupe almost back to back he was so embarassed that he nuked the story along with all the posts in it..... Not quite the same thing. Nuking a dupe story nukes(?) all comments in a fairly destructive and unbiased way. Deleting individual posts would be much worse.
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    2. Re:They do delete posts by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Like he said, Secret Service.

      Taco is in the Secret service, but keep that to yourself.

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    3. Re:They do delete posts by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny
      Taco is in the Secret service, but keep that to yourself.

      Taco is the Secret Service.

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    4. Re:They do delete posts by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Secret Service Tacos you!

      Mods, be gentle, this is my (honest!) first ever attempt at a "In Soviet Russia... joke

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    5. Re:They do delete posts by autocracy · · Score: 1

      I have mod points, but since you asked nicely... I'll just tell you instead that it was bad instead of downmodding you.

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    6. Re:They do delete posts by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
      Mods, be gentle, this is my (honest!) first ever attempt at a "In Soviet Russia... joke

      Nyet! Stalin had more compassion than we do!

      --The Mods

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    7. Re:They do delete posts by nocomment · · Score: 1

      This is covered in the FAQ (or somewhere). I'm to lazy to look but I read once that if they catch a dupe it will be deleted unless there's already a lot of comments in the story.

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    8. Re:They do delete posts by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Taco is the Secret Service. Don't just call the Cmdr "Taco", or he'll get confused with Taco.
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      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    9. Re:They do delete posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia the joke is on you!

    10. Re:They do delete posts by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      But does he have the Secret Sauce?

    11. Re:They do delete posts by mkarcher · · Score: 1

      --The Mods

      *Ha* Not anymore...

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  4. Links, please? by Scareduck · · Score: 5, Informative

    You might consider linking back to the Part 1 of the series, especially since it's rolled off the history page and is now a feckin' week old.

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    1. Re:Links, please? by WayCool · · Score: 1

      The metatag beta system for tenthanniversary worked wonders to solve this issue.

  5. alexa by wwmedia · · Score: 1
    1. Re:alexa by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      The funny thing is, if you look at the five year graph with a scale 0.0 to 0.8, there is this strange peak between 2006 and 2007. Just before the end of 2005 there is the first peak, then another at the beginning of the second quarter of 2006. After that, there is a slow decline towards 0.2

      Slashdot also appears to be more busy during the weekdays that the weekends, which gives a strange sawtooth pattern. Still, slashdot is still in the top 1000 sites, ranking 686.

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    2. Re:alexa by IceD'Bear · · Score: 1

      [quote]Just before the end of 2005 there is the first peak, then another at the beginning of the second quarter of 2006. After that, there is a slow decline towards 0.2[quote] And if you compare it to digg.com, it had a peek in the first half of 2006 too, at the same time as /. (Coincidence? Both had a very sharp peak), and when /. starts to fall, digg goes up. Sad.

    3. Re:alexa by mikael · · Score: 1

      Both theregister.co.uk and theinquirer.net (the latter to a much lesser extent), both show sharp peaks, then declines. It has to be something involved with technology news (Vista announcements? SCO lawsuit?). I tried looking at groklaw.com, but that site wasn't even in the top 100,000

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  6. Sigh by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those were the days.

    PS... STFU about Ebay, douches.

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    1. Re:Sigh by rtyhurst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can remember, I'm sure, when me and goatse were the only people posting on /.

      Good times...

    2. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice blog. Pink text, white background. Bravo. Brav-fucking-o.

    3. Re:Sigh by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those were the days.

      PS... STFU about Ebay, douches. FLAMEBAIT? That was a joke. A slightly self mocking joke by mfh, one of the great Slashdot icons of our time. If you don't get it then you're too young to have mod points. What'd you do, just buy them on ebay?
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    4. Re:Sigh by kir · · Score: 0, Troll

      Gnome is so much better than KDE. And Emacs sucks. Vim forever!

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    5. Re:Sigh by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

      Vi IMproved.

      I got a web host the other day, which is Solaris SPARC. It has Vi on. I'm not a fan of Vim, but trust me, Vim is a real improvement.

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    6. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke, see? Check it out.

    7. Re:Sigh by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

      That was just in case it wasn't a really lame attempt at humour.

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    8. Re:Sigh by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I guess topics like this bring out a lot of the low UID users....kinda like class reunions. :)

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  7. 2nd post problem by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    First post had become a huge problem- since it took several minutes for comments to appear, there would often be 5-10 of them. So I wrote a task that would post a random templated first postish looking thing to every story before anyone else could see it

    That is awesome, now how do you kill the 2nd post problem? ;)
    Kidding aside, congratulations on 10 years of /.!

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    1. Re:2nd post problem by indiejade · · Score: 0

      javascript:ajaxFetchComment(0,1)
      What an interesting script. . . despite the plea to keep threads "on topic" it does seem that the parent topic is almost always (pleasantly) derailed w/comment on /.
    2. Re:2nd post problem by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      That ones a little more complex, but basicly, once you realise that anyone sad enough to get excited about second post is a totally worthless individual, then hunting and killing them becomes a lot easier.

    3. Re:2nd post problem by argiedot · · Score: 1

      I find it hilarious that people were so concerned about him deleting comments that his own bot made. Ha ha.

    4. Re:2nd post problem by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      I thought it was even funnier that he wrote a bot to spam his own website!

  8. relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    As the FAQ says- we really don't delete comments except for the incredibly rare DMCA or Secret Service mandated events.

    Move your servers to a free country like Canada or Sweden.

    1. Re:relocate by p0tat03 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last I checked, here in Canada the police, intelligence service, or any other form of law enforcement can also demand removal of sensitive information related to ongoing investigations or national security...

    2. Re:relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      you don't understand. it's not about law enforcement. it's about being the big old evil usa. as soon as georgie boy leaves office the sun will come out again and the flowers will bloom. other countries are not where close to being as bad as the big evil usa. [*cough*]

    3. Re:relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you check again . . .

    4. Re:relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada? Don't make me laugh, they are moving to make some serious crackdowns (laws and such) on uploading and downloading stuff like music (i.e. CRIA/RIAA is pressuring them)

      And sweden, they went and voted into law that stupid EU thing (which BTW, all EU nations are required to pass thier own versions of), enforcement of intellectual property or some such, which prompted the rise of the Pirate Party there.

      So, no. They are no longer free either.

      Presumably you live in one of those countries, try reading the news now and then.

  9. DMCA and Secret Service by athloi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As the FAQ says- we really don't delete comments except for the incredibly rare DMCA or Secret Service mandated events.

    You can't just dangle that out there. Please tell us more. We, the readers, love intrigue.

    1. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goatse? need I say more?

    2. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first rule of secret service takedown orders: you don't talk about secret service takedown orders...

    3. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by Misch · · Score: 4, Informative
      --

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    4. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      The first rule of keeping a secret is you only tell it to people who can keep a secret.

    5. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      The first one refers to when Scientology used the DMCA to get comments deleted.

      Not sure what the secret service one was (and we'll probably never find out).

    6. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by jammindice · · Score: 0

      no he's being true to the slashdot way:

      1. lead readers on with interesting tidbits of information
      2. let readers speculate on what the real idea/motive/etc... is
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!!

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    7. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Intrigue be damned!!!! We want reasons for Tin Foil!

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    8. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by EMeta · · Score: 1

      It'd be nice if we could get a total tally of them though. Just to see how paranoid we should be.

    9. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      the second rule is that you keep it a secret that there is a secret to keep

      -ed

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    10. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was going to ask about that. I remember the Secret Service post (can't find it now, though), but had managed to miss the DMCA one. Oh and CmdrTaco, it seems the post you link to from the Scientology story has gone missing: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=274&sid=01&tid=88

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    11. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not sure what the secret service one was (and we'll probably never find out). I remember most of it. Someone issued a death threat to the President of the US and the Secret Service had it removed. In its stead was a post from Jamie explaining the situation, in red. I tried finding it just now, searching for "secret service assassinate president jamie" in a few different varieties, but no luck. My Google-fu must be waning, or the post's "gone missing"...
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    12. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by jamieswith · · Score: 5, Funny
      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs

      Ok then,

      if (fork()==0) {
      execv(ptrHell, ptrYourSoul);
      } else {
      return;
      }
      Would "Fork off to hell and die!" be better?
    13. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by HarvardAce · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried finding it just now, searching for TEXT REMOVED in a few different varieties, but no luck. My Google-fu must be waning, or the post's "gone missing"... You may not have found the post, but I have a feeling that the secret service will be finding you very shortly for the above post.
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    14. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by evilviper · · Score: 1

      "secret service assassinate president jamie"

      How did you know about my bumper sticker?
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    15. Re:DMCA and Secret Service by naturaverl · · Score: 1

      You're in trouble, now!

  10. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. The old story submission page by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I appreciate how the story submission process has become for more open than it once was. The Firehose is a pretty neat implementation of an idea cribbed from other online forums. However, I still wonder about the benefit of using user journals as story submission sources.

    What used to be a cool way of keeping a blog and fostering a relatively active community around a few "hub" users (FK, etc.) has become a spam tool of attention whore users who skim crap stories from all the usual news sources and post them as journal entries in the hopes of getting published on the front page. Seriously, there is a user who just posts reviews of new cell hardware. The move of journals from a community-building feature to attention whore feeder has completely broken the original use of journals.

    In another vein, why are you guys still banning people for being very active? I'm alluding to the problem of bots which you fixed by auto-banning any user who hits the site more than a certain number of times within a few hours. For anyone actively engaged in a thread, refreshing the page to get the latest comments is essential, so getting a large number of hits all at once from a single IP may not necessarily be the result of bots. With all your work on the code, I find it hard to believe that you can't figure out a heuristic to separate legitimate users from spiders and bots.

    Other than that, I can't believe I've spent this much time on this site. I expect Bill Shatner to tell me to get a life and move out of my parents' basement.

    1. Re:The old story submission page by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Being able to submit journals is very handy. Since only 1 in 20 submissions ever get published, I used to cut and paste all the submissions into my journal, so the few that read it could at least see it and discuss it. This just saves me the effort of having to double-enter a submission - I can just submit it as a JE.

    2. Re:The old story submission page by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Meh. Journals became useless a few years ago ... about the time I stopped posting sex stories on mine. Coincidence? My naricissism says "No." ')

    3. Re:The old story submission page by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I have no further comment except to direct your attention to my original comment regarding attention whores.

  12. The important things in life by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    And based on what existed in 1998, I chose what was the best for my needs. And while cool kids drove to Florida and saw boobs, I stayed up all night and rewrote almost all of the site from scratch. Considering Slashdot's role in your later marriage, one could conceivably say you took the long, roundabout route...
    1. Re:The important things in life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering who he married I'd say he got fucked both times.

    2. Re:The important things in life by David_W · · Score: 2, Funny

      Considering who he married I'd say he got fucked both times.

      Wait, isn't that the point?

    3. Re:The important things in life by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Considering who he married I'd say he got fucked both times. Wait, isn't that the point? As someone who has only been married for four years, I'm still saving my second time for a special occasion. The first was nice, though.
      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    4. Re:The important things in life by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      >>>Considering who he married I'd say he got fucked both times.
      >>Wait, isn't that the point?
      >As someone who has only been married for four years, I'm still saving my second time for a special occasion. The first was nice, though.

      Don't worry, there's a third time coming. Except this time, there's a judge and a lawyer helping her out.

      *recently divorced, bitter, angry*

    5. Re:The important things in life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curious about what you mean by that comment, I decided to look up her picture. She's not bad, is she? I mean, there are much worse.

  13. I want to hear about you trying to move to Mac... by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...but you had to move back because it kept taking forever to transfer that one 17 MB file...

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    http://www.lawrenceperson.com/

  14. Screenshots by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Any screenshots hanging around to show the evolution of slashdot?

    1. Re:Screenshots by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It looked just like this, but with less ads :)

      --
      It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
    2. Re:Screenshots by sar · · Score: 5, Informative
      --
      .
    3. Re:Screenshots by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      WaybackMachine from archive.org goes back to January of 1998.

      --

      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    4. Re:Screenshots by sar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      btw, I wonder if that UID 398 makes me a vet. :P

      sorry, had to say it.

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      .
    5. Re:Screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what ads?

    6. Re:Screenshots by nege · · Score: 1

      Try waybackmachine, it does have a bit here and there. :D

      http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://slashdot.org

    7. Re:Screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fewer ads

    8. Re:Screenshots by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just imagine pink. Lots of pink. And ponies. OMFG.

    9. Re:Screenshots by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      I'm using Firefox with AdBlock Plus, EasyList, and EasyElement, and I don't see a single ad....

      --
      the significance of a signature is insignificant
    10. Re:Screenshots by CoreDump01 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or, you could simply subscribe to slashdot, rendering your plugins useless and helping your favorite timekiller financially.

    11. Re:Screenshots by richie2000 · · Score: 1
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      Money for nothing, pix for free
    12. Re:Screenshots by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      I'm using Firefox with AdBlock Plus, EasyList, and EasyElement, and I don't see a single ad.... But... that means your STEALING from Slashdot!

      (BTW, so am I)
      --
      Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
    13. Re:Screenshots by franksands · · Score: 1

      You know, that's exactly what I'm going to do now.

    14. Re:Screenshots by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 0

      I'm logged in with Mozilla-SeaMonkey with Add Block Plus ,and i see no adds but seeing as my hosts file is 602.9 KB ( ex. 127.0.0.1 www2.adhost.com ) I'm not to surprised

      --
      "I don't pitch OpenSUSE Linux to my friends, i let Microsoft do it for me
    15. Re:Screenshots by Atti+K. · · Score: 1

      my hosts file is 602.9 KB ( ex. 127.0.0.1 www2.adhost.com )
      So now if you run your own webserver, you can choose your own ads!
      --
      .sig: No such file or directory
    16. Re:Screenshots by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 0

      when www2.adhost.com tries to call home and put an add into the web page i am reading , mozilla will loop back to me and when the add is not found skip it and go to the next. That one also will not be found So the upshot is no adds are displayed from the 16,070 add servers in the hosts file

      --
      "I don't pitch OpenSUSE Linux to my friends, i let Microsoft do it for me
    17. Re:Screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Or, you could simply subscribe to slashdot, rendering your plugins useless and helping your favorite timekiller financially.

      But, how would we pay for our music and movies then?

      Oh, wait... nevermind.

    18. Re:Screenshots by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It looked just like this, but with less ads :)
      In the traditional slashdot role of grammar Nazi, I would just like to point out that the word should be "fewer."
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    19. Re:Screenshots by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Any screenshots hanging around to show the evolution of slashdot? http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://slashdot.org
  15. UIDs by E-Lad · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was right around this point that we created user accounts. For nearly a year all posts had no authentication... but now you could reserve your name I wonder if my UID was created on the Multia. Who cares how /low/ one's UID is. All that matters was if it was created on the Multia or not ;)
    1. Re:UIDs by Javi0084 · · Score: 1

      Or who has UID 1337?

    2. Re:UIDs by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sadly, that would be this never-used account.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    3. Re:UIDs by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      What about this one...?

      --
      Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
      The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
    4. Re:UIDs by shani · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who cares how /low/ one's UID is. All that matters was if it was created on the Multia or not

      Easy for those of you with a low UID to say. :(

      Lucky bastard...

    5. Re:UIDs by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should auction it of along with the old server cabinet from TFA?

      --
      What?
    6. Re:UIDs by smash · · Score: 1

      I'm close :D

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    7. Re:UIDs by 2short · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Who cares how /low/ one's UID is. All that matters was if it was created on the Multia or not ;)"

      Bah! What an arbitrary criteria.

      Clearly, what matters is whether your UID is PRIME!

    8. Re:UIDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll pay $500 for one of those accounts.

    9. Re:UIDs by dow · · Score: 1

      I had a low ID once. I forgot my original login and password so had to create another. :(

    10. Re:UIDs by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Of course, better to be both.

    11. Re:UIDs by biovoid · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you still have a low ID.

    12. Re:UIDs by biovoid · · Score: 1

      I concur!

  16. Re:Fix the Comments Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And anotherthing or two... Classic view does NOT fix these problems. Javascript makes matters worse as it hides the option to even use classic view. There is no obvious means to show low-threshold comments. Browsing used to be a simple 1-click process (page down, page down, page down). The "abbreviated view" (including +3 comments) is pain in the ass. Way to force the mouse where it is least useful. This can't be saving you bandwidth. Truly a really shitty design.

  17. Re:More pathetic narcissistic navel-gazing by Mushdot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    One thing that always gets me is the amount of time people put into trying to either:
    • Get the first post
    • Write some anonymous trolling/flaming crap

    Once after doing some moderating, I left my browsing level at -1 by accident. For a few days until I realised, I thought Slashdot had been overtaken by some sort of dedicated spam operation, but no, that's just the usual amount of crap you see browsing at that level.

    I still can't believe people constantly post the same racist/trolling insults to pretty much every article submitted, but I guess it gives you a good idea of what kind of people there are in this world.

    And then there are people like the AC im replying to, who probably have an account but daren't speak with their ID for fear of repercussion.

    It just goes to show that moderating does work

  18. Cachedot? by Erich · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Was this about the time when we had cachedot.slashdot.org? I remember it was updated about once an hour and was infinitely faster than the "real" slashdot page.

    --

    -- Erich

    Slashdot reader since 1997

  19. MOD PARENT TO INFINITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2) no threshold selection (e.g., all comments above 3)
    3) persistent floating window forcing me to fuck with the firefox inards (again)

    The AJAX slider bar is one of the most useless widgets ever forced onto the poor, unsuspecting internet. UI gurus everywhere are banging their heads against sharp objects in disgust. WTF does is even mean to slide a the bar to 40%? Why do I have to click "more" 4 times to show all -1 comments in a collapsed way, even though the URL says "threshold=-1"? Utterly retarted. There was NOTHING wrong with the old threshold drop down box ... OK, making it reload via AJAX would be cool. But the slider box is an ugly disgrace and should be destroyed. And whoever designed it should be taken out back and shot. In the kneecaps. Twice.
  20. An Idea (probably not new)... by inimcus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rob, have you ever thought about writing a book? Something like "Slashdot: The First Ten Years"? I honestly think it would be fascinating to read more detail on how this all started, the challenges, the rewards, a little technical info. Maybe a nice hardcover with some pictures of people, places, with a nice picture of a beheaded tulip in there somewhere (you understand). :)

    1. Re:An Idea (probably not new)... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Umm why?
      Just post it on the web.

      --
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    2. Re:An Idea (probably not new)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kinda gay and has a lot of asshole and scrotum, but hey, thats what slashdot is all about, right? Asshole posting gay-loving post, check.
  21. Re:Screenshots via wayback machine by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    You could always use the wayback machine http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://slashdot.org

    --
    "I bow to no man" - Riddick
  22. Slashdot has Ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    [disables AdBlock]

    Well, would you look at that...

  23. Multia forever by edis · · Score: 1

    My DEC Alpha Multia 166 printserver still has work to handle this very evening ;-)

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    1. Re:Multia forever by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Ever had problems with the power connector on the motherboard? Mine keeps oxidizing and needs a cleaning every few years.

      Damn thing's gettin' kinda burnt-lookin', too...

      --

      Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    2. Re:Multia forever by ender- · · Score: 2, Funny

      My DEC Alpha Multia 166 printserver still has work to handle this very evening ;-) You mean like the print jobs you sent to it in 1997? :)

      Sorry, I just had to take that shot...

      I have a DEC Alpha LX164 533Mhz which I only stopped using as my firewall because it was using too much power. Cool box though.
    3. Re:Multia forever by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Heh. That and the damned battery.... Those machines don't boot up without it. I finally rigged it up to a transformer connected to the UPS output. Mine is completely yellow on the front too.

      I did finally retire it recently though. It's just too little computing per-watt, and faster hardware pays for itself in electricity savings.

      I just wish I had done something as lucrative with mine as Rob did with his. I bet we bought them from the same online auction. I made a site that served up surface images of mars processed off CDs from NASA. Turns out, geek news was more lucrative.

  24. Slashdotted?! by hwk_br · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...and then immediately buckled under the traffic.

    That seems like revenge!

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    \m/
  25. When did Zonk join? by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    And who has id "0"?

    --
    There is a spark in every single flame bait point.
    1. Re:When did Zonk join? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who has id "0"? I do!
    2. Re:When did Zonk join? by fr4nk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently not.

  26. Database Goddess by stormeru · · Score: 0

    And replacing flat text files with an actual honest to god SQL database made performance screamingly fast (for at least a few days anyway) until traffic increases squished us again. Evolution - Creationism: 1 - 0.
    So which was this database goddess you've chosen? It isn't mentioned in the article.
    1. Re:Database Goddess by zander · · Score: 1

      We used to have a "Postgres rocks" banner at the bottom of each page :)

  27. CSS Layouts! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to include the switch to CSS in the next part! (or the next's next) :)

  28. Don't worry by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    I expect we'll see it posted a few more times.

  29. Lum-chan! by linebackn · · Score: 1
    "until I started naming them after anime chars- my current laptop is Lum"

    Let me guess, it electrocutes you every time you try and look at pr0n?

    "Daaaaahhling!!! No baka!" ZAAAAAAAPPP!

    1. Re:Lum-chan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when are participles capitalized? You do know that phrace translates to 'Stupid Darling!' (with stresses, of course)

      'Dahhh-ling no baka!' is a single sentence...

  30. Re:Fix the Comments Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's needed is a help thing for the floating bar, because as the other guy says, it makes no sense at all.

    Step one: see the little box that doesn't really look like a button because the whole thing is the same color as the rest of the background by the reply button until you mouse over it? Press that box. This moves the bar and makes it float at the top of the screen.

    Step two: push it again, this makes it quit floating so it stays at the top of the page and doesn't cover any of the discussion up.

    Step three: drag the white and black hats around, the farther-to-the-right the white hat is, the more full comments you see. The farther-to-the-right the black hat is, the fewer hidden comments there are. The space between the white and black hats are the abbreviated comments, so if you want to browse with +3 and up completely shown, drag the white hat to the right 2 notches.

    Step four: sign up for a fucking account already (hint: it's free) and quit whining that you can't change the non-existent settings on your non-existent account while insisting it must be some kind of javascript problem. Then go into your account's preferences under comments and set it to "normal".

  31. ACKNOWLEDGE CORRECTNESS OF PARENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your point about the journals is too fucking true. It used to kick ultimate asses. There were maybe ten regulars (does this sound right?), and everybody read everybody's journal, and everybody knew what everybody was up to. For somebody like me who was too young and stupid to appreciate the internet in its quiet days, it was a nice taste of what it's like to belong to a small community on a popular site.

    It's definitely over, though. The journal page looks more like fucking Digg than anything.

  32. Link to part 1 might have been nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Link to part 1 for those who missed it (like me):

    http://meta.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/02/1553218

  33. Re: Bad Analogies by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Bill would get our dear Commander Taco a cheap flight on Priceline to see his hardware for the first time as a 10th anniversary dispensation.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  34. Something unmentioned by markhb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I realize that you are trying to recap years of history in a short story, but there was one thing I recall from the early days, pre-moderation: some comments would get point scores, usually 1 or sometimes (rarely) 2. I remember hoping that some day, something I had written would be considered useful / funny / striking enough to get a point, but I don't think it ever happened. How did that work? Also, where does the great password caper, where CmdrTaco discovers that even if There's More Than One Way To Do It, keeping user info in a plaintext flatfile is Not One Of Them, come into the story?

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    1. Re:Something unmentioned by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Some comments would get point scores, usually 1 or sometimes (rarely) 2


      Are you referring to the karma bonus? After you've accumulated a certain amount of karma, you can start your posts off with a natural score of 2 (and if you care about karma -- which sadly some do -- it could actually hurt your quest: If you start at two you can only possibly gain 3 points, but you can lose 3, whereas with a normal score 1 start you can gain 4 and only possibly lose 2. It's like you're trading in options).

      It's kind of lame starting your own post with an elevated score, so most users disabled it.
    2. Re:Something unmentioned by markhb · · Score: 1

      No, this predated the karma bonus and any public announcements of comment moderation. It seemed more like Taco and Hemos and whoever was hanging around Taco's office when he left his machine unlocked could personally assign points to comments they deemed [James Earl Jones voice]impressive[/JEJ voice].

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      Save Maine's economy: write stuff down. All comments are exclusively my own, not my employer.
  35. Me? by D4MO · · Score: 1

    I would have gone to see boobs. But maybe that's just me.

    --

    Rocket science is easy. Neurosurgery, now *that's* difficult.
  36. ever tempted by the dot-com boom? by schwaang · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean, at that time there must have been a zillion well-funded operations that would've hired you with a high salary *and* stock, given that you had actual experience running a high-volume site.

  37. Are you fucking crazy? by SignupRequired · · Score: 1, Troll

    Dude cant even touch up six lines of text without introducing new errers. What chance does he have with a couple hundred page's?

    1. Re:Are you fucking crazy? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 3, Funny

      without introducing new errers
      Pot meet 1/6th kettle ...
      --
      Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
  38. Re:Fix the Comments Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in reverse order: (3) that persistent floating window has a non-floating mode... the '/' box in its upper-right corner switches between floating on the side, floating horizontally along the top, and embedded horizontally (non-floating) between the article and the comments; (2) the two bars with thumbs in that floating window _are_ the draggable threshold selectors; and (1) nested view is what you get if you drag the sliders all the way down, so nothing is hidden or abbreviated

  39. Re:More pathetic narcissistic navel-gazing by Mushdot · · Score: 1
    Saying it doesn't take long doesn't really explain why though. My theory is either people like you are:
    • Mentally deficient in some way, sort of like having an OCD or similar (maybe that should be ACD)
    • Stuck in some sort of Alzheimers loop, whereby you think you are doing this for the first time ad infinitum
    And when I say people like you, I mean trolling/flaming AC's collectively. I mean, I don't know if you are the same person replying, but it doesn't matter because you all spout the same rubbish.
  40. First post by Jake73 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First post!!!

  41. Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The datacenter prohibits photography but that doesn't mean we can't take a peek... These are all from google image searches, and not from the actual slashdot installation.

    The webservers look almost exactly like the rack on the left in this picture: http://www.slac.stanford.edu/comp/unix/farm/orlov.jpg minus the fiber. The rack they're in looks almost exactly like this: http://pubs.acs.org/cen/img/83/i07/8307cover_Rackable.JPG

    The database server looks just like the top machine in this picture: http://gallery.bioteam.net/gallery/bioteamBDC/DSCN1760

    Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Some cars not for use with some sets.

    Hot grits, soviet russia, penisbird, godwin's law, first post, etc. etc.

  42. Yeah, by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well over 300 Bps, on a surplus Bell Teletype, it takes a while for us old-timers to "get" these "jokes".

    I haven't been able to see anything remotely like pr0n, since Taco's bogofilter began to screen out the Penis Bird.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Yeah, by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Funny

      (.Y.) There ya go.

    2. Re:Yeah, by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      That looks more like an extreme close-up of a pissed off Tweety bird.

      Here he is on the move: (.Y.)

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
  43. Re: What was I thinking (was Screenshots) by value_added · · Score: 1

    use the wayback machine. :) http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://slashdot.org

    LOL. Looking at some of those old news stories (and the hot technology of the day) is almost as bad as looking at your high school yearbook. That said, it might be interesting to have someone to go through them and catalog some choice opinions, predictions, etc. held at a given point in time.

    Then again, maybe we're still bitching about the same old stuff.

  44. Part 3 by Wedge1212 · · Score: 0

    Cant' wait for part three. I didn't get hooked on /. until 2003 or so. Even then I just lurked for a long time. No posts no accounts. Just read articles and the comments to follow.

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  45. Brief? by Spleen · · Score: 1

    Do brief stories usually come in several parts? What's funny about that is each part is longer then most articles we comment on every day.

  46. Pictures? by caferace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Our provider forbids photography inside the colocation facility, so if anyone asks, I've never even seen what the installation looks like. What a stupid policy that is.


    ISTR that we did indeed see posted pictures of the box once it was shipped to California. And yes, that is a stupid policy.

    1. Re:Pictures? by magicfinger · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't photography, the problem is flash photography. Triggering that SB800 a dozen times while the VP points to the flashing blue light delivers a crap load of noise into rack beside you. And since the aisles are narrow, the flash will be discharging 5cm away from all of the cabling...

  47. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seldom post here anymore because I can never remember my password or email address used, but I particularly liked this:

    IBM announces a 25 gigger

    Hardware Posted by Hemos on Wednesday November 11, @10:11AM
    from the why-i-could-put-3/4-my-cd-collection dept.
    Booker writes "So IBM announces a 25 gig hard drive... does the world need this yet? Unless this is in a RAID, would you really want to trust 25 gigs on a single drive? What would you use this for? 400+ hours of MP3s comes to mind... "

  48. user ids? by AntEater · · Score: 1

    "...the frequent (and inane) discussions you see in stories where people brag about their low user IDs."

    what kind of a loser would start a thread about that?

    --
    Alex, I'll take keybindings not used by Emacs for $400....
    1. Re:user ids? by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >what kind of a loser would start a thread about that?

      Obviously not someone with an ID as high as yours, newbie.

    2. Re:user ids? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I specifically stopped using my first and second accounts because I was regularly getting posts regarding my id number.
      So yes, people will start a thread about that kind of nonsense.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:user ids? by zander · · Score: 1

      >what kind of a loser would start a thread about that?

      Obviously not someone with an ID as high as yours, newbie. LOL, yeah, yours naturally is sooo much lower :P
  49. Re:I want to hear about you trying to move to Mac. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the apple VISTAbook?

  50. The first Slashdotting by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

    When last we left off, Slashdot had grown beyond my ability to maintain it as a hobby, as well as beyond the simple DEC Alpha Multia 166 that had served it so well for the first week or two, and then immediately buckled under the traffic.
    Even though it may not fit the definition, can we call this the first "slashdotting?"

    The first server to get Slashdotted was...the Slashdot server. How tasty :)
    --
    Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
  51. Re:More pathetic narcissistic navel-gazing by zsouthboy · · Score: 1

    I resemble that, you insensitive clod!

  52. Oh yeah? by SignupRequired · · Score: 1

    Check it out. Owned, bitch.

  53. What was that noise? by SignupRequired · · Score: 1

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  54. Re:Fix the Comments Please by D4rkn1ght · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since the new design, /. is been slower no matter what browser I use, Firefox, Safari, iCab, Opera, etc.

    I think there's something weird going on with the AJAX/JavaScript execution.

  55. Jon Katz by Hexact · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It`s nice to go back in time and see the perspective from the inside like that.

    Now, what about when Jon Katz was the most hated contributor on /.? Specially the controversy about his book.

    1. Re:Jon Katz by Dave+White · · Score: 1

      The thing I never got is just who the hell Jon Katz actually was? Was he famous for something? Did he invent something? Or was he just some troll that somehoe managed to post crap (and it WAS crap) on Slashdot ? I'm sure I can find him on Wikipedia... but it almost makes it more fun this way!

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  56. Nice List, but... by generica1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    does it run Linux?

    *ducking*

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    1. Re:Nice List, but... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't, you insensitive clod!

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  57. obligatory by treak007 · · Score: 1

    pics or it didn't happen...

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  58. http://www.segfault.org by slack_prad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of Segfault. Hopefully it will be back one day.

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    1. Re:http://www.segfault.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      http://web.archive.org/web/20001214200400/www.segfault.org/story.phtml?mode=2&id=39eb0f47-098599a0

      Bay Area Man Makes Successful Submission to Slashdot

      SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In an alarming and inconsistent move, geek news site slashdot.org (NASDAQ: SDOT) accept a story submission by bay area resident Bob Johnston. Johnston, a 34-year-old UNIX administrator, was ecstatic at the news that slashdot had accepted a story submission and that the story in question was one he had submitted.

      "Things like this don't come along often", remarked Johnston at a press conference earlier today," and I'm glad I was here to experience it." Johnston's story submission was a news article on wired.com about the relationship between the size of Richard Stallman's beard and the number of transistor's in Intel's latest processor. "Normally slashdot ignores my submissions, as well as those of most other people that aren't part of the geek 'in-crowd', said Johnston, "but I submitted the story anyway. I guess it must've been late, because CmdrTaco accepted the story in short order".

      When asked for comment, CmdrTaco gave the following statement: "Slashdot has built its reputation on the submissions of it's readers and being an open forum to aggregate news from all over the world. Accusations such as Mr. Johnston's only hurt the Slashdot community by insinuating that we cater to an geek 'clique' in our submission approval process. Slashdot accepted his story because it was worthy of our site and in line with our vision. I did, however, have to change the icon from the Bill Gates as a Borg to the Big Giant Monty Python foot and fix a few typos."

      Slashdot gets the vast majority of its content from user submissions. Contrary to CmdrTaco's statements, many regular readers of Slashdot have noted that there is a lack of consistency between which stories are accepted and those that are rejected. "I must've submitted stories all over the geek spectrum", noted Jim Davison, a 24 year-old Java consultant, "They would reject them all, but I'd see a similar story pop up a week later that was submitted by some guy named 'Anonymous Coward'. He seems to get posted a lot".

      Anonymous Coward declined comment.

  59. And he gave into it, too. by wiredog · · Score: 1
    Bought out by. Hmm. VA Research, IIRC. After which VAs stock price cratered, they went out of the hardware business, and now /. is the major income source for them.

    Taco, Hemos, et. al. did well out of it however.

  60. Re: What was I thinking (was Screenshots) by eu_virtual · · Score: 1

    On the other hand... Come on, look at them. "Company" releases code to Drivers, "Browser" Gets Thinner and Standards Based, Patents: how do we keep software free?, Average Joe User still the target, etc. It could be the front page of slashdot today. Slashdot is just a never-ending oscillatory universe. Except for the "Petition for ATI TV Tuner Specifications". We know who won that war (Or did we? are the specs for TV Tuners included in the big AMD/ATI spec release?)

  61. Why not apply Karma rules to Firehose submissions? by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Karma was originally conceived of to weed out good comment submissions from the bad ones, yes? Why not extend that system to the Firehose. If your submissions are modded down enough, you slip below some threshold, or just can't submit, period.

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  62. I didn`t know... by dafradu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Slashdot had been slashdoted in the past :p What are the chances of that happening again?

    When last we left off, Slashdot had grown beyond my ability to maintain it as a hobby, as well as beyond the simple DEC Alpha Multia 166 that had served it so well for the first week or two, and then immediately buckled under the traffic.
  63. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by aembleton · · Score: 1

    Link to the article still on the server, but missing the comments: http://slashdot.org/hardware/98/11/11/1011216.shtml /. page on the wayback machine with comments: http://web.archive.org/web/20001219170800/slashdot.org/articles/98/11/11/1011216.shtml

  64. It's time to get a photo of the server by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I bet if you ask nicely, your hosting provider will send you a picture of your server suitable for ing.

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  65. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    Hardware Posted by Hemos on Wednesday November 11, @10:11AM

    Reminds me of one of my biggest pet peeves about Slashdot:

    The story posting date doesn't contain the year! It's not anywhere on the page!

    Whenever I find an old Slashdot story via Google, it's almost impossible to figure out when it was actually posted. In order to get a reliable sense of its vintage, I have to sift through the comments and analyse the relative density of "hot grits" vs "all your base" comments.

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  66. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    The story posting date doesn't contain the year!

    Its so stupid because its a one line fix.

  67. Photography in the data centre by kieran · · Score: 1

    Get someone to take a photo anyway, the rule is completely toothless. What are they going to do, throw out their own customer? Search them for cameras?

  68. Luckily enough by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

    I spend most of my time /.ing from a corporate environment, where we're forced into IE6. When I occasionally read up from home using FF+AB I've less compunction about it as I know there's plenty of adclicks from the work connection.

  69. Makes me wonder why all the fuss by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

    about #1,000,000. 1,048,575 is where it's at, baby - anyone got that yet? F_T

  70. Re:More pathetic narcissistic navel-gazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO, *YOU* STFU!!!

  71. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by eXonyte · · Score: 1

    Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) (Score:2)
    by MichaelSmith (789609) Alter Relationship on Thu Oct 11, '07 04:42 AM (#20937509)
    Considering you both have accounts here, go take a look at your Homepage tab under Preferences a little more closely. That doesn't explain why the default hides the year, but it is definitely available for viewing.
  72. Re:Screenshots (IBM's 25GB drive) by mike2R · · Score: 1

    Thanks

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