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  1. Re:Duh. on Why Trolls and Flames Happen · · Score: 0, Troll

    You just post this garbage to distract people from looking into the facts behind my analysis of the "numbers stations".

  2. Re:Let me take this time to say... on Why Trolls and Flames Happen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You just post this drivel to distract people from looking into the facts behind my analysis of the "numbers stations".

  3. Thread where Trolling is ON TOPIC? on Why Trolls and Flames Happen · · Score: 0, Troll

    LET THE games BEGIN!

  4. Abu Ghraib for Photons? on Scientists Trap a Rainbow · · Score: 1

    Are they stacking these prisms into pyramids, like Abu Ghraib (and Dachau)?

    Ponies and rainbows! Who will save the ponies and rainbows?

  5. Writer's strike! on Judge Rules That I Own Slashdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is what happens when you try to both write and direct...

  6. SPERM CASE? on Judge Rules That I Own Slashdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this something you need to expand, strengthen and elongate upon?

  7. This entire story on Judge Rules That I Own Slashdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    reads like the body of a SPAM message - divorced of context and nearly indecipherable syntax.

  8. Colony Collapse Syndrome? on Honeybees Might Prompt Faster Internet Server Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean my servers will now be subject to sudden, massive die-off?

    It's a plot by HP, I tell you!

  9. This castration on Sesame Street DVD Deemed Adult-Only Entertainment · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is why my children were never able to become interested in Sesame Street - while as a 5-year-old in the late-sixties, I loved it.

    In subtle ways, it began to condescend and pander. The muppets, in particular, suffered from the loss of Kermit and Henson.

  10. We new they ratted out a week ago on Hushmail Passing PGP Keys to the US Government · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was on the Cypherpunks list - then picked up at CRYPTOME.

    http://cryptome.org/hushmail-rat.htm

  11. Lock the Trojan Horse in a Stable on New NSA-Approved Encryption Standard May Contain Backdoor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Strategy: Legerdemain.
    1. Close the obvious backdoor.
    2. Create the public perception that this has been dealt with - while the subtly flawed algorithms are used.
    3. Profit!
  12. Re:Prosecute them. on Wikileaks Releases Sensitive Guantanamo Manual · · Score: 1

    Sarin doesn't kill in those numbers either. Om Sri Rykio was disapointed.

  13. Re:I Wish on Microsoft Windows 7 "Wishlist" Leaked · · Score: 1

    Looking back on when I
    Was a little nappy headed boy
    Then my only worry
    Was for Christmas what would be my toy
    Even though we sometimes
    Would not get a thing
    We were happy with the
    Joy the day would bring

    Sneaking out the back door
    To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine
    Greeted at the back door
    With boy thought I told you not to go outside
    Tryin' your best to bring the
    Water to your eyes
    Thinkin' it might stop her
    Grom woopin' your behind

    I wish those days could come back once more
    Why did those days ev-er have to go
    I wish those days could come back once more
    Why did those days ev-er have to go
    Cause I love them so

    Brother says he's tellin'
    'Bout you playin' doctor with that girl
    Just don't tell I'll give you
    Anything you want in this whole wide world
    Mama gives you money for Sunday school
    You trade yours for candy after church is through

    Smokin' cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall (you nasty boy)
    Teacher sends you to the principal's office down the wall
    You grow up and learn that kinda thing ain't right
    But while you were doin'it-it sure felt outta sight

    I wish those days could come back once more
    Why did those days ev-er have to go
    I wish those days could come back once more
    Why did those days ev-er have to go

  14. Re:oblig on South Korea to Build Robot Theme Parks · · Score: 1

    Do robots enjoy riding rollercoasters?

  15. Re:Prosecute them. on Wikileaks Releases Sensitive Guantanamo Manual · · Score: 1

    The wikileaks site has documentary evidence that the US violates the chemical weapons convention in Iraq.

    Wow. They went in there, and either duplicated every violation they were sent in to suppress - or created it wholesale where it did not before exist.

    Criminal nation. Rogue regime. The new Nazis goose step across the planet - this time, they are hicks from Alabama and Montana. Thanks for all the "freedom".

  16. I Wish on Microsoft Windows 7 "Wishlist" Leaked · · Score: 1, Informative

    It were Ubuntu.

    Barring that, I wish it were XP, again.

  17. Re:Simple solution: on Chinese Sub Pops Up Amid US Navy Exercise · · Score: 1

    Have an uncle, was an officer on N-boats in the 60s-70s.

    I also, later, had a friend who was a corpsman on the same, in the late 80s.

    Contrasting their stories was night and day, mate. My friend said you'd go to sea for about six months, and over time about half the crew had "coupled up".

    It might be the difference between the Royal Navy and the USN - but I don't think so. These kids listened to Boy George and Poison.

  18. Re:Progressive Elitism on Google Honors Veterans Day, Finally · · Score: 1

    That's NOT true! There are PLENTY of smart people, who are also closeted, self-loathing homosexuals - trolling for anonymous gay sex with minors.

  19. From Blogistan: on US Official Urges Americans To Reconsider Privacy · · Score: 1

    People detained without trial...governments collecting private domestic communication information about citizens from corporations...the tragic example of how a government could use that shit against the people... and the terrifying fact that we are considering giving immunity to companies that supply this government with information about citizens when Congress has already turned a blind eye towards the detention of people indefinitely.

    So...ummm, eventually corporations will supply the government with information about the masses and the government will be able to detain us at will. Makes that China Yahooian agreement look fair and balanced, doesn't it?

    Catch thy knee before it jerks and do not sleep.
  20. Re:Air Wolf on Predator-Style Helmets Allow Pilots to See Through Planes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too bad it's not virtual.

    Instead, you can look "cool" while committing war crimes - you know, like Guernica.

    Let's bomb Mommies and their babies into hamburger. Their standing over our oil.

  21. Re:English As She Is Spoke - Twain is Proved WRONG on Babelfish Sparks Minor Diplomatic Row · · Score: 1

    Wonderful reply. Thanks, I had not realized how rich and broad the tradition was.

  22. FUCK THE NSA on Ex AT&T Tech Says NSA Monitors All Web Traffic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    May they choke to death on their own feces.

  23. English As She Is Spoke - Twain is Proved WRONG! on Babelfish Sparks Minor Diplomatic Row · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect."
    --Mark Twain, on English as She Is Spoke

    We have bested the Portuguese masters of muddle! It took the brilliance of a near-passing grade on the Turing test.

  24. Re:Pull my finger... on Caltech Creates Electronic Nose · · Score: 1

    "Smelt?" I dunno... Sounds fishy to me.

  25. Pull my finger... on Caltech Creates Electronic Nose · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I for one, welcome our new olfactory overlords.