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  1. YEAH! It's been re-affirmed! on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 1
    If it's been said once, it's been said at least 47 times:
    "Content is King"

    These 'z-card' folks have found a formula that can't fail.

  2. Re:And the mayor's oldest girl... on WordPerfect Back From the Wilderness · · Score: 1
    Word*Star?

    ^X!

  3. Re:Illegal? on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1
    Warwick castle?

    I can see the Avon, from here!

  4. Re:WHY NOT? on Rapid Internet Growth In Iran · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeki Irooni digeh!

    Cherah Amrika-eeh na darboreyeh akseryati jehan ne-meedonanand? In keshvar be-gairat dareh!

    (Bebakhsheed, farsi-eh man koob nist - tanbal hastam, va zaboone-farsi moshgel o khoshgel-eh!)

    Beeyah! In negah kon! Koja in gereft?

  5. Re:a group with a history of mucking in politics on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 1
    Well,

    How does one respond, facing that door straight to hell?

  6. He's Sooo Popular! on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 1
    That Mandrake!

    Didn't he have a Flamingo for a mascot, or somesuch nonsense?

    If the Green Hornet didn't have a mask, or a karate-master manservant, anda decent 'sixties TV series, I bet he'd be as forgettable as Mandrake!

  7. Re:a group with a history of mucking in politics on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 1

    Oh, and successful rigged tests!

  8. Re:a group with a history of mucking in politics on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are doubleplus ready for Ingsoc.

  9. Re:Think of the uses! on DARPA Offers No Food for Thought · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah!

    C'mon kids, Lets get drafted and take Speed!

  10. Re:Doubtfull on Former FCC Chief Touts "Big Broadband" · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is so that bugs for listening can be easily planted via software - into every American home.

    Pardon me, while I adjust my tinfoil beanie!

  11. Re:Good for them on Mandrake Blocked By XFree86 4.4 License · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is like a scene in "Animal House". Just transpose the location to the MIT cafeteria...

    Girl from Gamma Pi Lambda: "That boy is a 'B' 'S' 'D' 'PIG'!"

    Desko: "Try to see if you can get what I am now...
    (spits mountain of code onto everyone's hair and clothing.)
    I'm a patch-cluster! Get it?"

    Engineering Student: "LICENSE FIGGHHTT!!!!

    (All chaos ensues...)

  12. Re:Some tools on Security Probes for New Clients? · · Score: 1
    MBSA is a decent supplement, but it really is a Systems Administration tool - not a security audit tool. It is FAMOUS for false negative results, detecting registry artifacts of overwritten patches, etc...

    GFI is a better bet. Retina really does the job.

    Check out the Archives of the pen-test mailing list at SecurityFocus.com

  13. Re:Quick... on Microsoft Receives XML Patent · · Score: 1

    Patent plaintext?
    ASCII or EBCDIC?
    ;-)

  14. Ahhh.. on Is Open Source Fertile Ground for Foul Play? · · Score: 5, Funny
    An article-length Troll.

    The whole thread that will light-up in response to this old chestnut!

  15. Re:Sell it. on Apollo 11 Launch Tower Rescue Effort · · Score: 1

    I was "here" before registration existed, and when "Chips & Dips" was hosted at UMich...

  16. Re:Sell it. on Apollo 11 Launch Tower Rescue Effort · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You mean that the Saturn towers - like the WTC steel - constitute criminal evidence that must be disposed of to hide a President's complicity in crime?

  17. Re:sound fishy to me on Preempting Hailstone Formation To Protect Cars · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Fish?

    It's the BIRDS that you'll be smelling...

    The ones that aren't killed, will surely dump a load on the roadway.

  18. Re:Yeah, well... on The Internet, Media and Politics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As someone once pointed out, it's a lot easier to document links between the bin Laden family and the Bushes than it is to document links between the bin Ladens and Saddam Hussein.

  19. Re:oh, with *each other* on Next ISS Crew Incompatible · · Score: 1
    The American kept insisting that he had a right to everything. The Russian once opined that Sept. 11 didn't entitle the U.S. to a Carte Blanche on international behavior, and the American socked him in the jaw.

    He's still to arrogant to ask someone what "Carte Blanche" means...

  20. Re:Huh. on Kazaa Offices Raided · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, baby! Vote with your dollars!

    I see you've bought yer DVDs and movie tickets...

  21. Re:Huh. on Kazaa Offices Raided · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, who's going to stop Billionares with cops?

  22. Re:Groundhog Day II on Locus 2003 Recommended Reading List · · Score: 2, Funny

    Minor resonant fluctuations in the multiverse...
    Normal stuff.

  23. Groundhog Day II on Locus 2003 Recommended Reading List · · Score: 4, Funny
    Groundhog Day II

    Teaser:

    One February morning, Dick Cheney emerges from his bunker, to see his own shadow - which means six more months of war...

    The scenario repeats itself, with the morning started anew each day, until Dick learns to keep his eyes off the ground, and fixed on "the light at the end of the tunnel."

    Capsule review:

    The best traditions of Michael Moorcock and Norman Spinrad meet those of Michael Moore and Norman Schwartzkopf.

  24. Re:FPS on What's the Point of Building a Home Theater PC? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    do you mean television the equiptment or television the institution?
    I mean the entire category of slack-jawed viewing without a keyboard.
  25. Re:Obligatory Joke on Computer Solitaire Patented? · · Score: 4, Funny

    One wonders, that considering the troubles SCO has seen, what kind of harrasment might be provoked by this action against
    Goldberg; Sheldon F. (3360 E. Serene, Henderson, NV 89014);