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  1. Re:2011 MBP a stinker? on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 1

    Well, to be totally honest I've had to repair/replace my last THREE laptops (Dell, Asus, and HP) due to failure of the AC jack and thus failure to charge. I can't pinpoint exactly what I do to beat them up so much, but it happens to be every time (a little Googling suggests this is a common failure point).

    I'm thinking at least in my use case the MagSafe would be a big boon. Replacing the cable, even at Apple prices, has to be cheaper than internal repair on the laptop (which I've been quoted for the above failed models, over $150 every time, for a repair on a laptop that is usually worth 300-400 by the time it breaks).

    So while I agree Apple could have done it better (my iPhone cable is frayed as hell and barely hanging on), the magnetic connector seems like a big plus in their column, to me.

  2. Re:2011 MBP a stinker? on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 1

    I'm in the market for a new high performance laptop, and I've been looking a lot at the 2011 Macbook Pros. I've never owned an Apple laptop before so I'm far from a fanboy. I actually tried to tried to price out an HP Envy thanks to your post. It wasn't so much that it wasn't cheaper, its that I couldn't actually get most of the features that Apple is offering -- they just weren't options.

    The HP site didn't offer the following things:
    -Magnetic power connector -- My current HP Pavillion is dying due to AC jack solder issues. Never again.
    -16:10 screen (I need vertical resolution)
    -Matte Screen (so I can sit in my backyard and work)
    -SSD only option. (they had some sort of hybrid drive as the only addition option for +$580.00!!)

    To their credit, HP offered the following better than Apple, in my opinion:
    -6 different CPU options so I could fine grain that decision
    -Upgrade from 4GB to 8GB of RAM was a reasonable +$60.00, not the rapacious Apple +$200
    -User replaceable batteries. (I'm very wary of the certain $100+ charge when the Macbook Pro battery inevitably dies.)

    The pricing for these not very comparable machines came to ~$2200 for the HP vs ~$2700 for the Apple, so the HP was definitely cheaper. I just have to decide if a 16:10 matte screen and a non-stupidly designed power jack are worth $500 to me.

  3. Re:I hope this actually puts some pressure .... on Facebook May Bust Up the SMS Profit Cartel · · Score: 1

    I ran it, I didn't own it. So no, I didn't feel very guilty about making $10 an hour busting my ass all day.

    That was pretty much the highest margin item we had. The coffee was actually really expensive, and had to be tossed constantly for freshness. I'd wager we lost money on it. The frilly latte type espresso drinks were only sold at double or triple their true cost.

    None of this overcame the cost of rent, electricity, plumbers, repairmen, and near minimum wage staff.

  4. Re:I hope this actually puts some pressure .... on Facebook May Bust Up the SMS Profit Cartel · · Score: 2

    I've never understood why everyone gets so offended at SMS rates. Why don't you complain about the markup on bottled water, too. What something is worth is whatever people will pay. You cannot begrudge a company a profit. It's why they exist.

    When I ran a cafe, we purchased bottled water for $0.28 and sold it for $1.50. So roughly a markup of 5x-6x more than we paid for it.

    Let me know when the carriers start charging 5x-6x what an SMS costs them, and I'll happily stop posting about SMS rates.

  5. Re:Hence infinite? on Universe 250+ Times Bigger Than What Is Observable · · Score: 1

    Well space is only as large as it has expanded. But as it keeps expanding, it keeps growing, meaning we'll never be able to travel to its ends. (Unless its rate of expansion slows or halts at some point) There are nothing where there are nothing. Then again, there are no walls, for if you could travel beyond space, you'd just expand space by travelling "out" of space.

    So the Universe is like Minecraft, then?

  6. Re:Ridiculous password requirements on Passwords Are the Weakest Link In Online Security · · Score: 1

    That's why you store it on your PHYSICAL desktop.

  7. Re:Ridiculous password requirements on Passwords Are the Weakest Link In Online Security · · Score: 1

    It's plenty secure if you're not worried about your wife or the occasional handyman stealing your passwords. Russian hackers are not going to break into my house and look under the keyboard.

  8. Re:Why I like Borders on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    I ran the cafe inside a Borders. We had a decent markup, but nowhere near $3 a cup. If you really want to do them a favor, buy a bottle of water.

  9. The Reds launched a satellite? on Rogue Satellite Shuts Down US Weather Services · · Score: 0

    [Soviet Russia joke goes here.]

  10. Re:Logistic issues I see: on Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet · · Score: 1

    I sedate myself with Xanax to go on the plane, I would love if I didn't have to refill my Rx every time I fly.

  11. Re:Quality, not quantity on Aging Reversed In Mice · · Score: 1

    I'm going to postulate that in a world where age reversal science is well implemented, male birth control probably won't be that tough a scientific hurdle to overcome.

  12. Re:Don't blame the platform on PC Gaming 'a Generation Ahead' of Consoles, Says Crytek Boss · · Score: 1

    There are keyboard and mouse that can be plugged into a Xbox 360? Please tell me this is true -- I don't care about graphics, but I need my K+M controls for shooter games.

  13. Re:Ever heard of Keepass? on How Often Should You Change Your Password? · · Score: 1

    How does Keepass work if I'm on my phone browser or a public terminal?

  14. Re:Anyone else noticing the CPU situation? on Apple Announces iLife '11, FaceTime Mac, Lion, Mac App Store, MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    At first this really angered me, then I thought about it, and I've never upgraded the hard disk on any of the 3 (all PC) laptops I've owned (going back to 1999). I've purchased replacement batteries for each of them, and also been limited by battery life on all of them. I can't say Apple is making a bad decision here, at least for my use case.

  15. Re:Testminetooplease on Researchers Test Space Beer · · Score: 1

    Well, you get your space beer at the space bar, so...

  16. Re:Fine on Website Lets You Bet On Your Grades · · Score: 1

    Gee, I wonder what they've set the odds on someone betting they'd get an F and then going and getting an F.

    If it were me I'd make it 1:1.

    On second thought... if you really thought this was clever I'll set the payout odds at 1:10. (That's right 1:10 not 10:1 -- so if you are dumb enough to place that bet I'll keep 90% of your cash if you win, and all of it if you manage to lose.)

    With 1:10 odds, a bet of $100 would yield a $110 payout.

  17. Re:10% in 5 years? on High Depreciation May Slow Electric Car Acceptance · · Score: 1

    Can I ask where you got it? My 2001 Prius battery just shit the bed at 135,000 miles, and I was told it would be $3,000 for replacement.

  18. Re:Here's your roundup on iPhone 4 News Roundup · · Score: 1

    He *clearly* meant that it was a beauty to Apple and Apple shareholders, not some objective universal beauty.

  19. Re:Mistake my ass. on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 1

    What I'm meaning is that in a constantly repeated series of non-rigged probability-based games being played, on what grounds could you say 'this is being cheated' given that the payout ratio must by definition vary all over the place?

    I'm not sure. Hopefully the casino would take a few straight weeks of 110% and then put some additional security on the game, to start observing whether the general public is on a heater, or if its the same 10 guys who seem to win consistently. Then try and reverse engineer their scheme. If you can't, or maybe they are just freakishly lucky and don't even have a scheme, then you just ban them for being "too good", under threat of trespass.

  20. Re:Mistake my ass. on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 1

    Well then that's directly at odds with the GP's post - that 'rogue' wins can be detected because they fall outside the target payout ratio limits

    Yeah, I don't work in the industry so I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the GP was just getting at that rogue wins could be "detected" in so much as they would be highly improbable due to math, but not impossible.

    Consider this situation:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerball#Fortune_cookie_payout

    "The Powerball drawing on March 30, 2005 game produced an unprecedented 110 second-prize winners, all of whom picked the five white balls correctly but missed the red Powerball. The total payout to 5+0 winners was $19.4 million; 89 plays won $100,000 each, with the other 21 plays winning $500,000 each due to the PowerPlay option.

    Powerball officials initially suspected a reporting error or fraud. However, it turned out that all 110 winners had received their numbers from fortune cookies made by Wonton Food Inc., a fortune cookie factory in Long Island City, Queens, New York. The factory had printed the five regular numbers (22, 28, 32, 33, and 39) on thousands of fortunes. The sixth number in the fortune, 40, did not match the Powerball number, 42. None of the employees of Wonton Food played those numbers (at the time, the closest jurisdiction with Powerball was Connecticut.) Since the matches had been the result of a coincidence rather than foul play, the payouts were made
    "

    Surely, it was smart of the lottery to investigate this... 110 winners for that prize is way outside of what the math dictates 'should' happen. In this case they weren't fraudulent, but this is a reasonable threshold to suspect it.

    The same would be the case if you beat trillion-to-one (worse?) odds and jackpotted a slot machine 10 times in a row. Completely possible on any legal slot machine in the USA, but I'd be worried about the casino calling BS on it, just due to the miniscule odds that it could happen.

  21. Re:Mistake my ass. on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 1

    A machine that guarantees a certain percentage of return within a certain time window (probably measured in games played) is not random. If it's not random there's a pattern to how it dispenses winnings. If there's a pattern to it, it should be possible to notice which machines are about to increase their payoff to even the ratio, so it just might be possible to increase your rate of return.

    You're misunderstanding how a "percent of return" works. There is no time window -- the machine has no memory of what the last spin was, each spin is an independent event. It can be determined mathematically via pay tables to make sure its pay approaches its setting, say, 90%, over time. There is no reason programatically why you couldn't hit 10 jackpots back to back, it's just that the odds would be astronomical.

    Imagine a simplified machine that internally rolls a ten sided die. Everything is a loss except if the die rolls "9". Machine costs $1 to play. If you get a "9", you get $5. Surely you can see where this machine, over thousands of spins, would make money, and a very predictable amount, too. But no matter what the previous roll was, you'd still always have a 1 in 10 shot of winning $5.

    That is how slot machines work, with a lot more numbers and a lot more bells and whistles.

  22. Re:Yup. on Homer Simpson Named Greatest TV Character · · Score: 1

    You've never worked at my company, then. We have an (American) programmer who swears up and down that he has never heard of Richard Pryor. Not that he doesn't like his humor -- he literally hadn't heard of the man.

  23. Re:Yup. on Homer Simpson Named Greatest TV Character · · Score: 1

    Seinfeld is funny if you understand social convention. Not surprisingly I find that it wasn't a big hit in the software community.

  24. Re:the one thing that amazes me about nntp on Spam Causes Microsoft To Kill Newsgroups · · Score: 1

    Consider the fuss if Comcast said tommorow that they would no longer serve data via HTTP to their userbase. Now consider the minor, tech site, nerdy fuss that would occur if they said the exact same about NNTP. That is the difference.

    Of course you can't shut down a protocol, but while I don't want it, it baffles me as well that any major ISP is running a news server in 2010. It would be like an airline still offering smoking in the cabin.

  25. Re:Totally different because it is online on House Proposes Legalizing, Taxing Online Gambling · · Score: 1

    How does this cover the mountain casinos in Colorado? They are not Indian controlled or on riverboats.