I'm confused.. when you put on Condom Number One (the outer condom) backwards to screw the third woman, wouldn't you be getting woman number 1's STD juice in your penis hole?
Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Milhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays. Bart: Perfect! Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays? Bart: Yeah, what about Sundays? Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Milhouse will have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9. Bart: Perfect! Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0? Bart: Yeah, what about 0? Milhouse: Yeah. Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be determined by Rock Scissors Paper competition, best 3 out of 5. How's that?
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I think if you put some lines in your robot.txt file you can specifically exclude googles searchbots.
Furthermore, I believe they have a web form that you can fill out if you would like them to remove something of this sort.
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I could be wrong about this, especially as far as games, but at least for movies don't they get Rental copies from the manufacturer for like 200 bucks each, so they can have them before its out for the public to buy for 20 bucks?
Games I know are probably different, do they obtain a special license to rent, or do they head down to the local wal mart and pick up a stack of 10 copies of mario sunshine?
CGW has been going downhill for a number of year, I'm sorry to say.
Even though I'm not into the genre, it was much better getting my gaming news from hardcore 40-year old wargamers who really valued gameplay above all else in every category.
Now, in addition to getting much thinner (understandable) the article quality has went way down, and its not much better than reading a GameFAQs review sometimes. They always think they are funnier than the simpsons writers too, throwing in sarcastic jokes every other sentence.
Give that Magazine 5 more years and it will look like a Counterstrike message board: half the articles will be in leet-speak and they will probably headline "Sim City 5 is gh3y!" (shudder)
Real WRITERS used to run that magazine.:sigh:
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well, those nukes might prove useful if that asteroid is going to hit us in 2019.
Screw espionage, think of the porn opportunites!
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Just release a few videocamera insects into the sorority house next-door! It will be like revenge of the nerds all over again!
I belong to a sports gambling forum that charges an ungodly amount like 13 bucks a clickthrough for its ads.
Its far more lucrative than porn, cause there is no "greenguys link-o-rama" for gamblers. I mean sure, you can play "yahoo slots", but that isn't quite the same in relation to gambling as free porn is to well, pay porn.
well.. at least you told us it was the "University of MN" before you went about referring to it as the "U". Thats more than I can say for most residents of the Twin Cities.
Not at all. Certs are just as good as if not better then Altoids. You just think Altoids are better cause they've run an ad campaign to make themselves out a independent, non-corporate, alternative breath mint.
Its not unlike people who thought their converse shoes and sketchers less corporate and more independent than Nike and Adidas.
I've given them none. I didn't even know what Blender was until I read the article. Some sort of 3D toolkit?
I think its great that the community is pooling money to buy things and open the source. I was merely refuting the original posters use of "non-profitable" when describing Blender.
My point was that if we make a habit of buying up old software we like a a community, then software makers, when doing there budget will plan in that they have some percentage chance of making extra profit (selling to open source geeks) when the software commercially dies. While not in the traditional sense, that would be "profit".
I just thought he should have reffered to is as "not commercially viable" instead of "non profitable", as its obviously still making profit (from us).
...by selling it to geeks like us, then is it really "unprofitable" software? I'd say that would just be the final way to squeeze money (profit) out of a dead product: sell it to the geeks.
what the hell? Offtopic, maybe, but not a troll. I AM a gambling addict. I have to go figure out what I'm going to bet on game one of the Texas doubleheader today.
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Volleyball, a contest.
Volleyball has two teams defending against each other, that is definately a sport.
What they need to do is pick up the broadcast rights to the old Monty Python shows and MST 3000.
Conan O'brian, while a rehash, is a nice addition.
And please.. no more Ab-fab weekends.
I'm confused.. when you put on Condom Number One (the outer condom) backwards to screw the third woman, wouldn't you be getting woman number 1's STD juice in your penis hole?
gah.. whats wrong with the eyes on those drawings??? And the mouths.....
How did this guy get a comic strip?
that was only 12 digits of Credit Card number.. please continue and include expiry date.
that was lenny dykstra. I think.
Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Milhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect!
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?
Bart: Yeah, what about Sundays?
Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Milhouse will have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9.
Bart: Perfect!
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0?
Bart: Yeah, what about 0?
Milhouse: Yeah.
Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be determined by Rock Scissors Paper competition, best 3 out of 5. How's that?
offtopic, that was a recursive post!
I think if you put some lines in your robot.txt file you can specifically exclude googles searchbots.
Furthermore, I believe they have a web form that you can fill out if you would like them to remove something of this sort.
I could be wrong about this, especially as far as games, but at least for movies don't they get Rental copies from the manufacturer for like 200 bucks each, so they can have them before its out for the public to buy for 20 bucks?
Games I know are probably different, do they obtain a special license to rent, or do they head down to the local wal mart and pick up a stack of 10 copies of mario sunshine?
CGW has been going downhill for a number of year, I'm sorry to say.
:sigh:
Even though I'm not into the genre, it was much better getting my gaming news from hardcore 40-year old wargamers who really valued gameplay above all else in every category.
Now, in addition to getting much thinner (understandable) the article quality has went way down, and its not much better than reading a GameFAQs review sometimes. They always think they are funnier than the simpsons writers too, throwing in sarcastic jokes every other sentence.
Give that Magazine 5 more years and it will look like a Counterstrike message board: half the articles will be in leet-speak and they will probably headline "Sim City 5 is gh3y!" (shudder)
Real WRITERS used to run that magazine.
well, those nukes might prove useful if that asteroid is going to hit us in 2019.
Just release a few videocamera insects into the sorority house next-door! It will be like revenge of the nerds all over again!
I think the NES/Atari Boxes look great, but I'm curious as to how well they do airflow-wise with a 800Mhz processor inside??
I seem to recall my those systems could get a little warm just playing their cartridges.
Cool idea, though.
this isn't everything2, you don't need to make pointless links in your post.
you forgot gambling.
I belong to a sports gambling forum that charges an ungodly amount like 13 bucks a clickthrough for its ads.
Its far more lucrative than porn, cause there is no "greenguys link-o-rama" for gamblers. I mean sure, you can play "yahoo slots", but that isn't quite the same in relation to gambling as free porn is to well, pay porn.
well.. at least you told us it was the "University of MN" before you went about referring to it as the "U". Thats more than I can say for most residents of the Twin Cities.
well, some people could use a good convincing that "gay" != "sucks", no matter what Eric, Stan Kyle and Kenny say.
Not at all. Certs are just as good as if not better then Altoids. You just think Altoids are better cause they've run an ad campaign to make themselves out a independent, non-corporate, alternative breath mint.
Its not unlike people who thought their converse shoes and sketchers less corporate and more independent than Nike and Adidas.
So eat some fucking certs. They're good.
You went to the University of North Dakota too?
I hear they are on to Java as of a year or two ago.
I've given them none. I didn't even know what Blender was until I read the article. Some sort of 3D toolkit?
I think its great that the community is pooling money to buy things and open the source. I was merely refuting the original posters use of "non-profitable" when describing Blender.
My point was that if we make a habit of buying up old software we like a a community, then software makers, when doing there budget will plan in that they have some percentage chance of making extra profit (selling to open source geeks) when the software commercially dies.
While not in the traditional sense, that would be "profit".
I just thought he should have reffered to is as "not commercially viable" instead of "non profitable", as its obviously still making profit (from us).
...by selling it to geeks like us, then is it really "unprofitable" software? I'd say that would just be the final way to squeeze money (profit) out of a dead product: sell it to the geeks.
i think he just likes the letters "Ph".
A true geek would know that the letter "F" is more efficient, saves memory, time, etc....
what the hell? Offtopic, maybe, but not a troll. I AM a gambling addict. I have to go figure out what I'm going to bet on game one of the Texas doubleheader today.
Let's not forget gambling! Some of us are gambling addicts!