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  1. Re:porn on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine broght this too my attention. I don't see your addy. mine is easy enough to figure out. I have automated the process of porn hunting with slrnpull, uudeview, a heck of a lot of scripting, crontab, so screen tickers to tell me how many pics, vids, mp3s, etc have been downloaded. multipal spam removal featurs[0] via the custome scripting and a killfile 3 years in the makeing. If you wan't to see who I did it let me know.
    I would love to paticipate in a pr0n-HOWTO

    [0] I am going to have to refine this a bit because some stupid anima site keeps spaming with randome titles but the same damn images. I thinks some size checking and md5 checking on same sized files should help get ride of that.

  2. Re:porn on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 2

    plaympeg + aalib = ascii-vision pr0n.
    I do it all the time. Just make sure you have aalib installed and then compile plaympeg.
    If you are going to try and watch it from an term then do this
    $ OLD_DISPLAY=$DISPLAY
    $ unset DISPLAY
    $ plaympeg file.mpg
    # then when you are done
    $ export DISPLAY=$OLD_DISPLAY

    also jeck out jpig on freshmeat.net for pic viewing. there are better options but that one is no fuss.

  3. RPM on Font HOWTO For Linux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok so here I am with my first moderator points in who knows how
    long[0] and I wanted to use them so badly on this thread because I am
    really new to this whole X font thing having spent so much time in a
    self imposed exile to the command line for two years[1]. So I am back
    to using X and this font HOWTO sounded like a great idea. Until I
    started reading it. To paraphrase "Just unpack the src RPM". Well
    hell I thought HOWTOs were supposed to be distro independent because
    the HOWTO might outlive the distro and because not every one uses
    Uber_Distro_GNU/Linux. I fit in to that latter category. I run
    Slackware and some people run Debian. Now it is possible to unpack
    that RPM and futs with it for a little while and hope that it works
    no matter what distro you are on but the HOWTOs are supposed to "speak
    in a language that everyone can comprehend."[2]
    One of the tricks to Linux's success is that is very portable to any
    arch. Shouldn't the HOWTOs be written with the same idea?

    I really did want to use those mod points here. Oh well better luck
    next thread.

    [0] remember that 1000 mod pointed post? Well apparently I have
    served my time.
    [1] to better learn this thing called Linux better than a GUI will
    ever allow.
    [2] no thats not a Living Color song.

  4. WTF? on Cool Work Shirts? · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have reached a time in the world where nerds are now asking for
    fashion advice. I am not sure if this person is so out of touch with
    reality that he is unaware that he is asking for the blind to lead the
    blind or if some major paradigm shift has happened in the world that
    I must have missed while hacking away at my terminal that is lit 24
    hours a day by just a red light and has days worth of dishes
    piled up on the the top of the shelves that house all of my O'Reilly
    books.

    Can someone try to clear this up for me?

  5. Other perks on Learning Latin - Has It Helped You? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have not learned Latin. But I have picked up a lot of it from my
    theology studies. I was reading the Malius Malificarum earlier this
    year and all the foot notes were still in Latin. Any time I was
    unsure or questioning the meaning of an important one I would call up
    experiment-4578[0] as to the meaning of it. Latin is very helpful in
    the areas of theology, medicine, law, and talking to
    tall-beautiful-young girls who happen to know it, thus enabling you to
    balance Geeky /and/ Manly pursuits at the same time.

    I have however studied a bit of Ancient Greek[1] and have found even
    it to be a very nice language to pick up. But once you learn Greek
    you can no longer say "It is all Greek to me". But every skill
    acquired means one less thing you can claim ignorance on.

    Not that I keep up on these things.

    [0] who is fluant in Latin
    [1] bible debates are much more fun this way.

  6. For the 13th time on You Will Read Our Ads, And Like It · · Score: 3, Informative
    I have said this once and I will say it again: In a text browser "[IMG]" is all you see unless you have it set like /. does in which place you see something like "Alt TextAlt Text". Until all sights are done in Flash I will be content to surf in text browsers like elinks, links, w3m, and lynx. But this is just my 542 bytes worth.

  7. Re:Anyone else see the humor on Patrick Volkerding Interviewed by The Age · · Score: 2

    RTFM::Slackware::Beer::Saturday

    Now where have I seen that before? .. hmm...

  8. Re:Slackware is GREAT! (depending...) on Patrick Volkerding Interviewed by The Age · · Score: 2

    If you read the alt.os.linux.slackware FAQ you will see that some of the regs there have added a few new options for installing such as an ftp install. It is all in the FAQ.

    Faux_Pseudo
    Offical a.o.l.s. cult member.

  9. Spelling on Are You Ogling Google News? · · Score: 1

    I am a notoriously bad speller. Only slightly lesser well known is that you shouldn't trust a slashdot editor in asia^W^W to proof your stories. Well I am looking right now at at google news and I can see the apple/rendezvous slashdot artical as we speak which shows that slashdot is most deffinetly being used as a source. Maybe its time that the slash editors to use a spell checker and a grammer checker since the site will be getting a little more traffic.

    No spellcheckers were used in the production of this post to illustrate a point.

  10. Bad feeling on Thailand's "Q" Banks on Rubber Bullets · · Score: 2

    Am I the only one that gets the feeling that they will be seeing some
    of these items at his next [A-Z]* protest?
    Don't get me wrong. There is something very fun about this in that
    "we will laugh about this when we are done with our court mandated
    volunteerism. But for right now I am in a lot of pain. Did they have
    to use the tear gas /and/ the the nets?" kind of way.

  11. Re:A Note From Your Son's Teacher on "L33T" Speak Invades Schools · · Score: 1

    Thats what disposable user accounts are for.

  12. Re:A Note From Your Son's Teacher on "L33T" Speak Invades Schools · · Score: 2

    Well no wonder you are flunking.

    syntax error at /home/faux/url.pl line 7, near "&&,"
    Execution of /home/faux/url.pl aborted due to compilation errors.

  13. Re:used elsewhere? on Self-Organizing Circuit Reinvents Radio · · Score: 1
    This appears to be the first usable version of: cat /dev/random | grep metallica
    Well I would have used mr bungle[0] in that example. metallica (used to have) classical orchestration and movements instead of rhythm changes.
    one of the mr bungle reviews on amazon says "some listeners might be shocked to find melodies on this record"
    you don't get much more random than that.

    [0] a mike patton project like faith no more

  14. Re:Different solutions on Self-Organizing Circuit Reinvents Radio · · Score: 3, Informative
    Quote the poster

    I remember reading about something like this earlier, where they had a circuit that modified itself (it was implemented on an FPGA) and it was supposed to figure out how to solve a mathematical problem. After it randomly came up with a "working circuit", the engineers couldn't debug it -- until they figured out the FPGA circuit as implemented was making use of stray RF signals to help solve the "problem"

    You mean this article?

  15. Re:won't work on Are Video Phones Back From The Dead? · · Score: 2

    I have solved this problem. Remember that Nine Inch Nails video with
    the "missing scene" parts? Well grab a silver marker and some nice
    black Canson paper and make a bunch of cards to put in front of the
    camera (or make a screen saver version and aim the camera at your
    display) with things like "www.DMCAsucks.org", "free $hacker", "this
    is is for your own good", &c. Now after 3 minutes of talking with
    them via the vidphone you can say "well I have to go and cook
    something so while we are talking you can watch my fortune mod or you
    can see the new Britney Spears video. Which one is more interesting
    than looking at my ugly face?"

    Its not so much that a vidphone sucks because its a vidphone with all
    of its problems. Its that a vidphone sucks because people haven't
    thought of a way to use it to send more information than a head shot.
    I am willing to bet that at one point these devices will be discounted
    when they start embedding Pepsi logos in the corner so that these too
    can be used to grab eyeballs.

  16. Re:How to run your business into the crapper on Napster Not To Blame · · Score: 2

    By creative accounting do you mean like when they payed Mariah Carey some 40 million dollars not to produce anything new for them?

  17. Lumber Jack Food on The Open Source Cookbook? · · Score: 2


    1 pound polish kielbasa sausage
    3 pounds potatos
    1 bell peper, any color
    1 yellow/brown onion
    spice, more on that latter.

    Grab a 12" cast iron pan or a casserole dish and a big knife with a
    sharp edge. I cook for flavor so I will be assuming cast iron will be
    the pan for me and you.

    Take the sausage out of the freazer and grab that sharp knife and
    start cutting it into disks that are no more than 1/4 of an inch in
    thickness. Throw it into the pan.

    Chop the potatos so that they are just a hair larger than you would
    like to eat in just one bite. Put them in the pan.

    You can chop the onion and bell peper how ever you want but bigger is
    better and throw those in the pot as well.
    Now we add spice. There are a number of differnt ways to spice this
    thing but the favorit is a coarse ground steak seasoning and some
    garlic salt and black peper. I have also done "everything red", which
    is to say chille powder, paprika, red peper, curry and what ever else
    is on hand. And you can even sub out the kielbasa and use italian
    sausage and herbs for the seasoning.

    Toss it all around in the pan so that its good and mixed. Find some
    foil, a lid or some other non flameable object to cover the pan and
    stick it in the oven at 425-450 d-f. After about 30 minutes or so
    its time to go and give it all another toss and take a guess as to how
    much longer it will be before its done. Depending on the size of the
    potatoes it will take anywhere from 10 to 20 more minutes.

    This dish is best once it had a few days to maranate in the cooling unit for
    a few days and then sliding it into the radiation device for some
    warming. But its good the first day as well. And if you are like me
    you might want to throw some real cheese, not the proccessed American
    crap, on top of it when you searve it.

    Makes 4 super-sized portions or 8 normal ones. Keeps for up to 9 days
    in the fridge.

  18. Re:Userbase on Slackware 8.1 rc1 Announced · · Score: 2

    Checking Linux Counter you will find that Slackware runs 12.09% of the registerd boxes. I couldn't find any current numbers indicateing how many netscape users there are. Maybe someone else knows.

  19. Re: too bad slackware.com sucks on Slackware 8.1 rc1 Announced · · Score: 5, Interesting
    cat file Slackware users know to look below the surface and check the changelog in slackware-current for information. You can do this with a quick bash script in cron once a week and read about any changes in your inbox:

    # only meagerly tested code that i banged out for this post
    # covered under GPL
    #!/bin/bash

    HOME=/home/faux
    DIFF_STORAGE=${HOME}/.diffsave/
    MIRROR="http://carroll.cac.psu.edu//pub/linux/\
    distributions/slackware/slackware-current/\
    Chan geLog.txt"
    if [ ! -d $DIFF_STORAGE ] ; then
    mkdir $DIFF_STORAGE
    fi
    if [ -d $DIFF_STORAGE ] ; then
    cd $DIFF_STORAGE
    mv -f ChangeLog.txt ChangeLog.txt.orig
    wget ${MIRROR}
    fi

    if [[ -f ChangeLog.txt.orig && -f ChangeLog.txt ]] ; then
    if [ $(diff ChangeLog.txt ChangeLog.txt.orig 2>/dev/null | wc \
    -l | awk -F : '{print$1}') -gt 0 ] ; then
    diff ChangeLog.txt ChangeLog.txt.orig
    fi
    fi

    alt.os.linux.slackware has known that rc1 on was out for a few days now and someone on the group even makes the effort to make current ISOs on a weekly bases. Other innovations mentioned in that group are the ability's to easily install slackware from ftp or DOS.

  20. Good and bad on The Wired Top Twenty Sci-Fi Movies · · Score: 2

    I looked at the list and while I don't think Blade should be #1 much less even on the list I can say some good things about it.

    I don't care what list someone comes out with but as long as it has Brazil on it has got my vote for being at least somewhat well researched. Brazil is 1984 meets Fear and Loathing. The later of which is also by Terry Gilliam. Brazil should be watched many times to fully "get it" and it should not be watched for at least 2 hours after the acid has worn off.

    I also saw that #20 was Barbarella. A must see movie. Jane Fonda in the prime of her life in some of the sexiest costumes around. I only own two movies and Barbarella is one of them. I have no VCR to play it on and I have no TV, but I can bring this to a party and pop it in after Army of Darkness and people will sit glued to their chairs.

  21. Lets talk ecnomics. on Comic Book Physics · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm. According to current theory there are 13 dimensions. We exist
    in 4 of them so that leaves 9 left over for all the rest. I think the
    Star Trek comics have easily surpassed 9 dimensions. Lets not even
    consider the number of dimensions an plains that The Sandman goes to.

    What I have always wondered about is the economics of comic books. Who
    read the death of Superman? Did you see all of the damage they caused
    in the final fight between the two of them in a downtown area? I have
    seen whole urban areas reduced to ruble but I never see any reference
    to insurances policies against mutants. I never here about how the
    stock market took a dive while waiting to find out if the world was
    going to be destroyed. Do sales of tabloids go up if some one claims
    to be caring $super_hero's baby? Where are all of these headlines?
    Where are do these Evil_Super_Weapons manufactures get their funding
    from? How does a contractor hide the one million dollars that it
    earned from doing a upgrade to the Bat Cave from the IRS without them
    asking questions? How does Bruce Wayne write off a million here or
    there for replacement BatMobils?
    Its things like this that caused me a long time ago to stop reading
    Super Hero comics. I much prefer the mental drama comics instead of
    the physical drama ones.

    I mentioned The Sandman above. This is a prime example of the way
    things should be done. When the moon is brought down to earth by one
    a which for a spell involving the moon goddess, Gaiman makes a
    point of mentioning that a hurricane altered its course as a result.
    When Dream goes traveling on earth he uses a old Babylonian god that
    is an expert at handling transportation issues like customs and knows
    how to work the system. When Dr. Dee makes the whole world go insane
    you see bits on TV letting you know that the whole world is indeed
    going insane and not just the people in the diner. These things
    aren't hidden in the background never to thought of like they are in
    most comics for fear that it will ruin suspension of disbelief.

    I love comics. I just wish that they didn't exist in a vacuum where
    not just the rules of physics don't apply but the rules of economics
    and media aren't even mentioned.

  22. Too late on More on the Pluto-Kuiper Express · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's all find and nice of them to have ideas about exploring Pluto now but its too late for the fun stuff. If they had launched a craft 5 years ago we would have gotten there in time to witness the changing of the seasons.
    Now its going to be another 250 years before we get to see both the summer and winter time on the planet. And what a seasonal change it is. In the summer it has a liquid nitrogen atmosphere and in the winter it freezes and falls to the ground.
    If only they had gotten off their but sooner.

  23. Re:Rabid Laptop Testimonials... on Comparative Laptop Reviews? · · Score: 2

    I have the solution to your battery issue.
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    Have fun.

  24. Re:Homeopathy & "alternative" medicine on Book Review: Voodoo Science · · Score: 2

    A year or so ago there were two comercials on TV. One was for a food suplement and the other was for the exact same thing but it was a perscription drug that was FDA approved. So what was the differance? The food suplement was late night infomercial fair with a talk show style and preached on and on about the virtues of the product. The comercial for the durg however came with all of the FDA required listing of side effects like "spontanious explosive diarrhea".

    So whats the lesson here? Do your homework. Some herbial things have a real effect while some do not. It isn't until science is applied to it that we can see what works and what doesn't. Alt med to me means either "it doesn't work" or "it's not been proved" ether way I don't want to touch it until it becomes "it works" or "it's fraud".

    The parent mentioned high school chemistry. I wish more people had paid attention back then. Because their disire to believe has caused them to be stupid and accept things like "homeopathic" as true even though to accept that means that one must accept that since all of our atoms in our bodie came from some dead star that we have in our bodie all the diluted/homeopathic meds we would ever need to live out life. This is of course false and stupid reasoning. But people, even the educated geeks of /., still think with their harts and not with their minds.

    A segfault will convince a programer that a bug exists but for some reason the laws of science are no bearier to killing the flu bug.

  25. Re:Skeptics, *yawn* on Rare Earth · · Score: 2

    I just want to warn anyone who is thinking of reading St Thomas Aquinas that they might want to think of doing something else. The book he is talking about is Summa Theologica. I have read it and I must say that if you love doublthink's and the same thought process that caused Aristotle to say that the Earth had to be the center of the universe becasue it was perfect and all perfect things belong in the midle then you will love this. Otherwise you will find about 200 questions that are asked in the negative form with each of those haveing many more subquestions also phrased in the negative form. i.e. Qustion XXII artical 8 "It seems that predestionation cannot be furthered by prayers of the saints". Then he gives some very well resoned thoughts that back up the question and then he goes and uses extreamly bad logic to refute each of these points.

    Its not something I would put on the "must read list"[0]. If you are looking for a good book on the same types of subjects I would recomend Augustine's The City of God which is written less than 5 years after the sacking of Rome by the Goths and is a much better read that wont make you pull your hair out.

    While we are at it lets give a plug for Carl Sagan's Demon Haunted World which is the antithasis of Summa Theologica.

    Disclaimer: I can't spell,

    [0] Unless you want to be a very well read athiest or theologin, or in my case both.