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  1. THIS is the way the world ends... on Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity · · Score: 1

    ... no need to wait for a meteor strike. As soon as we're dependent on technologies like IVF in order to even reproduce, then we're doomed...

  2. Re:This won't fly. on Apple Hints At Future Liquid-Cooled Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    No more mess than the liquid that will leak out of you if you hit the ground when flying.

  3. Re:Why does nobody understand why this doesn't wor on "FOSS Business Model Broken" — Former OSDL CEO · · Score: 1

    Bankers don't, on the other hand, create free, zero-income banks.

    Well, recently they've been working quite hard on the zero income part ;-)

  4. Re:Why MySQL? on MySQL in a Nutshell · · Score: 1

    Pissed Grey Squirrel?

  5. Re:Not a problem here on IBM's But-I-Only-Got-The-Soup Patent · · Score: 1

    One of the points I was making was that the wait staff here wouldn't necessarily want this device. Sitting with each customer to work out his individual bill often nets them a bigger total tip.

    If it's done by credit card without the wait staff's presence, it's likely to reduce the total tip for them.

    3 people with bills of 37 Euro might round up to 40 Euro, giving a 9 Euro tip. Whereas on a bill of 111 Euro, the round up might only be to 115 Euro. Tipping is different here. It's not a gratuity and isn't needed to bring staff wages to a minimum wage standard as in the US.

  6. Not a problem here on IBM's But-I-Only-Got-The-Soup Patent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Germany the waiting staff are more than happy to split the bill with you so that each person pays for what they ate and drank separately. I suspect that this is because, unlike in the US, tips aren't expected and aren't at a more-or-less fixed percentage and instead patrons who want to tip usually round up the bill amount.

    So if the waiting staff take the time to go through 10 separate payments for each person, they probably get a larger total tip than the tip on one big payment.

    And the person who only had a glass of water and a starter is happy he didn't pay for the steak-guzzling alcoholic ;-)

  7. Re:Inherently bad? on Entertainment Software Association Following RIAA? · · Score: 1

    Except that the retail price of games hasn't really gone up much in real terms, but the production cost of games is now often in the millions. When your margin is smaller, the same amount of piracy will hurt more.

  8. I want a touch sensitive "mouse pad" on Oblong's g-speak Brings "Minority Report" Interface To Life · · Score: 1

    one that I can use without the mouse but with my fingers instead.

    one finger tap, left click
    two finger tap, right click
    one finger drag, move pointer
    two finger drag, scroll
    three finger tap, zoom in/out pad./screen mapping for more accurate work...

  9. mmmmm on Unix Dict/grep Solves Left-Side-of-Keyboard Puzzle · · Score: 1

    sweaterdressed-stewardesses mmmmmmmmmm

    so, what's the longest word with just the right hand?

  10. Solution on Astronaut Loses Tools While Performing an EVA · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Surely it's as simple as... on Game Designer Makes Case For Used Games · · Score: 1

    ah, but eventually I will have played all possible second-hand games and will have to buy a new game ;-)

  12. Surely it's as simple as... on Game Designer Makes Case For Used Games · · Score: 1

    If I sell my games, I have money to buy more games!

    I can't buy games with money I don't have.

  13. Re:So What? on Digital Photos Give Away a Camera's Make and Model · · Score: 1

    'person of interest'

    Wow, you guys are really PC on here!

    Over here, we normally just call them suspects...

  14. The already used dehydrated food.. on Urine Passes NASA Taste Test · · Score: 1

    ...surely they could just send them a big supply of dehydrated water. That would be cheaper and last longer...

  15. Re:FAIL! on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: 1

    If you don't want publicity associating you with the Stasi, this probably isn't the best method of challenging the accusation.

    Yep, the best method is not to join the Stasi in th first place...

  16. Re:Does anyone use this OS any more? on Microsoft's "Dead Cow" Patch Was 7 Years In the Making · · Score: 1

    nah, it takes three appendages, as any clever DICK with one FINGER NOSE...

  17. Re:So here's the question ... on Scientists Discover Proteins Controlling Evolution · · Score: 1

    so not even a Justin... more of a Tin Tin?

  18. Re:Iraq on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the War · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Fast as humanly possible" would be irresponsible.

    probably a typo - should be "fast as humanely possible" !

  19. Re:Suffixes FTW! on ICANN Proposes New Way To Buy Top-Level Domains · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hah - I'm going for .sucks

    microsoft.sucks
    cocacola.sucks
    linux.sucks
    bush.sucks
    slashdot.sucks

    I'm gonna be rich!

  20. Re:News for nerds? Stuff that matters? on Lame Duck Challenge Ends With Free Codeweavers Software For All · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to get my free Crossover!

    You don't have any choice, unless you know a secret back door into the site!

  21. Re:Hey, we could use that in the U.S. too on New Gadget Blocks 'Spam' Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    Yep, make any non-whitelisted caller enter a random three-digit number before they are connected. That will get rid of any robo-callers and probably a lot of annoying spammers who couldn't be bothered to keep keying in numbers each time...

  22. Re:I repudiated copyright, and recommend others do on Learning To Profit From Piracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    My business newsletter used to cost over $1000 per year, but now it is free,

    Your ideas interest me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter (now that it's free, of course!)

  23. Re:My estimate on Number of ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy Is 37,964 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Judging by the state of the world, I think your one is an overestimate!

  24. Re:Well this is stupid on Software Holds Cell Phone Calls While Driving · · Score: 1

    So when I'm on the train, subway ... I can't talk on the phone either?

    No more cell phones in trians and subways?

    Man, they should make these things COMPULSORY!!!

  25. Re:Stop trying. on Software Holds Cell Phone Calls While Driving · · Score: 2, Insightful

    None of these things are illegal, merely discouraged.

    But it is illegal to not be properly in charge of your vehicle, so if doing these things are distracting you, then they are illegal...

    Besides, in the UK people have been stopped and fined for eating while driving because they were judged not be in control of their vehicle when doing so..