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  1. Could be a software issue... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 3, Funny

    • Dave Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
      HAL I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
      Dave What's the problem?


    CB
  2. The real hero? on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's hear it for the inanimate carbon rod!

    CB

  3. Kent Brockman reports on the incident... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The spacecraft has apparently been taken over - "conqured" if you will - by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves." - Kent Brockman

  4. While I'm all for learning.... on Core PHP Programming · · Score: 1
    ...sometimes you can't from a book:

    "the book covers PHP5, but since PHP5 is still changing the book leaves a lot to be desired. There is no information at all on SimpleXML, which will probably be the prefered XML handler once PHP5 is released. When I bought the book I was expecting it to be one of those books that gets worn out from use. Personally I would wait to buy books on PHP5 until PHP5 is out.

    CB

  5. too slim... on Sony X505/SP Notebook Review · · Score: 2, Interesting

    wow, I think that's just too thin. I love my g3 12" ibook, and I think it's just the right size for everyday use. I know some execs will buy these sony's, but I suspect it'll end up on IT's desk more often than not. we had an issue at an old job of ours, the 'hot-headed' CEO would "drop" his tiny laptop (across the room) and it would break. again, it was sent in for repair more than it was used.

    CB

  6. They can have my fingerprint... on U.S. Begins Digital Fingerprinting In Airports · · Score: 1

    when they pry it off of my cold dead hands!

    CB

  7. iPod JR - weapon of low-mass destruction? on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: 1

    With all these electronics, how many false positives like this are we going to have to go through? Really, it's something to think about with all of these flights being cancelled.

    CB

  8. Re:Mars on Lonely Planets · · Score: 1

    There are other religions that are much more open towards other forms of intelligent life (eg Buddhism).

    Yes, good point. I was mainly refering to the 'main one' that always tries to dictate to everyone else that there way is the right way. I'm much more in tuned to the ideals in 2001, A Childshood End or even Rendevous with Rama. The idea that at some point some 'higher power' could make contact with us is very cool to me.

    CB

  9. Mars on Lonely Planets · · Score: 1

    Interesting timing considering the Mars exposition that will be going on for 3 months. I can't wait for the day that we discover that we're truely not alone in the universe. The shockwaves that it would send through religion would be huge; would we as humans finally band together as a planet, or continue our destructive separtist ways? Something to think about.

    Oh, and is the universe finite, or infinite? That is always a fun mental exercise for me to ponder.

    CB

  10. Re:Linux SHOULD be killed... on Cringely's 2004 Predictions · · Score: 1

    agreed, saying that Linux is hard to install is just attempts at keeping old issues alive. install SuSE or Mandrake, then try XP - I think you'll be surprised.

    Oh, and I use Gentoo on my workstation and servers, it's the bomb in every way! (call me a fanboy, show your ignorance)

    CB

  11. Re:Viewtiful Joe on Best Original Games of 2003? · · Score: 1

    Prince of Persia boasts some time shifting option too, but yeah, you should prob rent it. I hear ya on the scoring, I'm more into getting though levels that setting a top score. you'll recall Super Mairo had scoring, but I don't remember even looking at it.

    but what you're talking about is where i am with Burnout2 - I've read great reviews, but really want to try it first. I'm still searching for a game with driving/arcadey fun of Driver for PS1. I'm hoping this is it, but as you point out, you can't *really* trust reviews; the game just might not have the feel you're looking for. case in point, I bought the Italian Job last year due to a cheap price, AND a great review promising Driver like gameplay; wrong! the controls on the car were horrible, I think I played it 3 times.

    but I actually played Viewtiful at a display in a store, so I knew I would like it.

    one game I didn't play first that I like is Mario Kart. bought for me as a gift, it's turning out to be a great game for the family; wife and daughter; for me to play along with/coach. I appreciate all of the mario chars and all of the powerups that have been with the series forever.

    CB

  12. Re:Viewtiful Joe on Best Original Games of 2003? · · Score: 1

    Well, sorry you didn't dig it, you gave it a shot, but I still stand by my original comment that I think it's the best game I've played all year.

    Also, perhaps you don't want to read any more GLOWING reviews of the game, but they're out there, so I'm certainly not alone.

    Let me know what you think if Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time.

    CB

  13. Get sick on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1

    Seriously, in Jan 2000 I was sicker than I've been in a long time, flu type symtoms, but I slept pretty much full time. After a week and a half of that I releazed that I didn't need coffee anymore. At the time I was drinking it all day too, and wanted to cut back to two cups only in the morning, but I had no idea how to. So, get sick, or take a long vacation where you can sleep in allot.

    CB

  14. Re:Viewtiful Joe on Best Original Games of 2003? · · Score: 1

    Sorry for my bullshit, can I ask, have you actually played this game? I can accept that not everyone thinks this is the best game of the year, but I certainly do; it's a blast to play. Also, the games it reminds me of are Double Dragon and Mega Man.

    Parappa the Rapper? Surely you jest.

    CB

  15. obligitory simpson's quote... on XFree86 Core Team Disbands · · Score: 1

    Flanders: "Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree."
    Principal Skinner: "I don't agree to that."
    Ms. Krabappel: "Neither do I."
    Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle.
    Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! (jumps out a window)
    Ned: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded. (the man reverses his path through the window and sits down)

    CB

  16. Re:Coffee shop distro on Wireless APs in Homebrew Coffee Shops? · · Score: 1

    incorrect, he stated that he wanted to build it himself, and then do troubleshooting via SSH whenever it was needed. If you follow a simple HOWTO on how to make a Linux or FreeBSD accesspoint, you can make it work. Once it's working, it'll "just work" from then on. If you don't have faith in a solution like that, then go another route, but I've been running a similar setup at home for 1 1/2 now, with no downtime -OR- administration needed. I'd like to see a MS solution that could do that...

    CB

  17. use a FreeBSD Access Point on Wireless APs in Homebrew Coffee Shops? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Get a WiFi card (I got a Netgear MA311 refurb from Fry's for 30$), an old PC, configure it running FreeBSD to serve as an access point for your wireless network. Here's a great HOWTO:

    Configuring a FreeBSD Access Point for Your Wireless Network

    CB

  18. Viewtiful Joe on Best Original Games of 2003? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Viewtiful Joe for the Nintendo Gamecube. it may be the best game I've played since something like Super Mario World. It's just a perfect gamer's game, with so much attention to detail, and it's now the new benchmark that I judge games against.

    CB

  19. GTA one too! on Rockstar Republishes Wild Metal For Free · · Score: 1

    We used to play the orig GTA on a LAN at an old gig of mine...can this GTA run under Wine? If it does, I'm gonna try it, that was a fun game, more fun than the later GTAs IMO.

    CB

  20. PLEASE HELP (Funny?) on U.S. Spam Law to Take Effect Jan. 1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
    IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
    FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461

    DEAR SIR / MADAM,

    I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
    STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS
    PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
    YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I
    CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO
    HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE
    TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
    CONFIDENCE.

    I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR
    ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE
    REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
    COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY
    ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF
    AMERICA,AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
    CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY
    FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO
    WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO
    REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF
    IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING-OUT WITH
    HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES
    IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH
    SUBSIDIARY.

    MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF
    SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT
    COST,THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS
    PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF
    MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND
    JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER
    REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.

    MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL
    OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM
    ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM
    FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO
    SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY
    COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000
    -$200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM
    MANAGEMENT. WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE
    ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY
    FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS
    ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION
    INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
    RICHARD CHENEY,WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER
    HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE
    PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF
    A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER. I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM
    EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO
    OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE
    SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED
    INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH
    (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL. I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS
    MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING
    YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL
    NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS
    TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS
    TRANSACTION,PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER
    DISCUSS THE MATTER. I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY
    AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.

    PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS
    BELOW.

    SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, GEORGE WALKER BUSH

  21. NT popular in the enterprise on Retired Microsoft Operating Systems Still Popular · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's scary how many NT 4 boxes I come across in the work world. they just don't want to update, and the diff between using that and the newer offerings is huge, although so is the price.

    CB

  22. is an online store a 'Product'? on iTMS Named Fortune's Product Of The Year · · Score: 2, Interesting

    really, before they won for the 'invention' of an online music store (like they had the first one?) and now it's the best 'product'? Don't get me wrong, I have two macs at home (one running Gentoo Linux) and I think iTMS is a "good thing (c)" but come on, how is it a 'product'?

    Now the G5 winning for being one of the 25 Best Products of the Year for Design, that goes without saying; that thing is perfect. I got to play with one a few weeks back, opened it up and got to gaze inside. One of those running Gentoo would fit perfectly under this desk!

    CB

  23. don't forget Eclipse on The Linux Development Platform · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been using IBM's Eclipse IDE, and have been really happy with it. My requirements are more towards the CVS side with some coding as second, but it seems like a very polished tool that I much prefer over Ajunta.

    CB

  24. Re:Ximian Connector on Evolution 1.5 has Been Released · · Score: 1

    Exactly, I run Evo with IMAP and can get my email fine, but I'm always late to meetings here at work. Of course then I just blame it on the fact that I don't have access to my Calendar via Linux! I'm going to try to get a 30-day test, if it works as I think it will, I'll just buy it myself.

    Thanks!

    CB

  25. Ximian Connector on Evolution 1.5 has Been Released · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there ANY way to try out the Ximian Connector before buying it? I can't convince my company to buy it for me, even though I'm on a Linux workstation running all of the *nix boxes in house. (I run rdesktop to connect to a win box to check my email via Outlook - which is a waste). I want to try it, and would gladly buy it myself if I thought it worked fine. Or, can anyone testify to it's usefulness? Evoltion has come such a long way in the past year, I really want to start using that fulltime.

    CB