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  1. Misread as "Dildo" on The Earliest Known Dino? · · Score: 1

    Misread as article title as "The Earliest Known Dildo"

    Nevermind.

  2. Re:Criminal? on Cyber Attacks On Activists Traced To Gamma Group's FinFisher Spyware · · Score: 3, Funny

    That depends on how many pirated MP3s come bundled with FinFisher.

  3. Re:Sleeper agent? on Richard Feynman's FBI Files Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't a Theoretical Physicist (not under government contract) make a really crappy "sleeper agent"? When you activate him, what is he going to do, change Relativity?

    Theoretically.

  4. Re:I'm glad they consulted the experts. on Man Builds 737 Simulator In a Garage · · Score: 5, Funny

    +10 for geek props, -1000000 for fun factor. Boooooooooring!!

    More like "Boooooeeeeeeiiinnnngggg."

  5. Re:Crimes Against Humanity on US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge! · · Score: 1

    Technically it's the testicles that are full of semen.

  6. Okay on New SimCity To Require Constant Internet Connection · · Score: 0

    I don't have an issue with this sort of DRM. It's better than all other forms of DRM, in my opinion. I've got a business-class internet connection (read <1% downtime) so a required connection doesn't really affect me.

    I understand why some people might have a problem with this sort of DRM but they should feel free not to purchase a product with such a requirement just like how I'm not going to buy any more Ubisoft-published games. Which sucks because Far Cry 3 looks pretty awesome but I'm prepared to stick to my guns on this one.

    What I'm not doing is loudly opining how horrible everything is and how much people who do choose to purchase Ubisoft games are somehow lesser human beings. Chill out, angry folks.

  7. Re:There's Your Problem Right There on Tennessee Passes Bill That Allows "Teaching the Controversy" of Evolution · · Score: 1

    This isn't about the facts.

    I mean the creationist counter argument is that it contradicts a bunch of fairy tales written thousands of years ago by sand people.

    You aren't going to be able to get the idea of evolution through that brainwashed blank stare they throw up when you start talking about science.

    Am I the only person who read "sand people" and immediately thought of the deserts of Tatooine *hoooooooark hoark hoark*?

    Nope. It makes sense when you think about it. The earth had bigger oceans long ago and the Sand People lived in the Dune Sea.

  8. Re:Sexism on The Worst Job In the Digital World · · Score: 1

    There's gotta be some way to genocide all the Puritans ...

    I've tried every legal character so far, and I just keep getting the rock piercers and such.

    People in the office are wondering why I'm laughing so hysterically. I doubt I'll be able to explain it.

  9. Re:Anonymous on Vatican Attack Provides Insight Into Anonymous · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but the plural of genius is geniusaurses.

  10. Hail Eris! on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Like To Read? · · Score: 1

    If you really want to kill some time reading, pick up the Illuminatus! Triology.

  11. Re:Another thing Grandma used to say on AT&T Issues Scathing Response To FCC Report · · Score: 1

    Robert Heinlein is my grandma, you insensitive clod!

  12. Headlines on Printers Could Be the Next Attack Vector · · Score: 1

    The headline from this article sounds like it was randomly generated.

    $Device could be the next $scary_phrase!

  13. Re:Geez... on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 1

    To Steve Jobs, $1M would be equally meaningless. Too soon?

  14. Re:Wow, just write an 'F' on their forehead on High School Kills Color-Coded ID Program · · Score: 1

    At that rate, students will be making more than the teachers!

  15. Government fights what? on Global Internet Governance Fight Looms · · Score: 1

    Misread this headline as "Global Internet Government to Fight Loons" I am now disappointed that nobody will be punching birds.

  16. Re:AR MMORG on Neal Stephenson Says Video Games Are the Metaverse · · Score: 1

    Fun with quotation marks: "brandishing" something resembling a "weapon"

  17. Re:I'll just be skipping cyberspace then... on Neal Stephenson Says Video Games Are the Metaverse · · Score: 1

    Yeah, skimming the text, I completely glossed over the words "or playing"

  18. Re:BIG Mistake on Netflix Creates Qwikster For DVD Only Business · · Score: 1

    What is this, the 1980s? Obviously it should be "Discflix"

  19. Re:Lost some funding? on Ask Slashdot: Best Use For a New Supercomputing Cluster? · · Score: 1

    OMG I'M LOOKING
    MY mind has been BLOWN, sir!

  20. Re:That's incredibly unrealistic. on Why Aren't There More Civilians In Military Video Games? · · Score: 1

    Add some motion controls and mandatory 3D and we've got a franchise!

  21. Tea anyone? on Are Games Worth Complaining About? · · Score: 1

    The RPS article is worth the read if only for the hilarious comments following the article.

  22. Re:Solar dies, RADIATION LIVES. on Solar Company Folds After $0.5B In Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Ask

    I lol'd

  23. Re:Solar dies, RADIATION LIVES. on Solar Company Folds After $0.5B In Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Don't ever change, Bob.

  24. Re:Diablo Clone on Bethesda Unveils New Co-op Dungeon Crawler · · Score: 1

    we won't be seeing Wirt's leg make a comeback

    Personally, I'm hoping for "Wirt's Other Leg"

  25. Re:How many games on Bethesda Unveils New Co-op Dungeon Crawler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Deux Ex, Starcraft, System Shock 2, Half-Life 1...