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  1. Re:And now a word from... on No More Apple Mysteries Part Two · · Score: 1

    I would really love to see Xbench results from a DTK
    machine even though it would be running under emulation of some sorts.

    I suppose it's not possible to do this without violating NDA, correct?

  2. Re:From Jackson's own mouth on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 1

    Which is interesting:

    Because of late, the music I'm finding has the most interesting qualities to it is music produced by people on the internet who are creative and
    talented and who just happen to either be signed
    to a label so-below-the-radar that it would be
    normally invisible or someone working in obscurity
    in their bedroom who cares to share it with me.

    Some of these people HAVE been signed later on
    once they had some exposure.

    There's some people who SHOULD be signed to a big
    label instead of poppy teen angst dreck but there
    is a big business in selling poppy teen angst
    dreck to teens who need to hear poppy teen angst
    dreck.

    My own opinion? I'm biased. I'm a musician.
    I haven't made it my full time profession but I've
    been paid for playing in any number of different
    venues from the secular to the sacred and any
    number of different genres.

    But I know what I'm doing with a computer and I do my IT job so I can play exactly what I want most of the time rather than play what will pay (a big difference).

    An interesting tidbit: within two days of my first
    solo CD being released it was on the original
    Napster. It was a weird feeling in that I felt
    flattered that someone would want to listen and
    angry at the same time. But that passed.

    I later came to the conclusion that those who
    really were into it would buy later on. And
    some have. I don't expect everyone to.

    But King Kong? I do think the world just doesn't
    need another one. But maybe he'll surprise us.

  3. Re:They won't change from PPC on Apple Hedges Its Bet on New Intel Chips · · Score: 1

    Not correct.

    The 2.5 and 2.7 ghz duals are liquid cooled
    (9 fans and liquid cooling).

    The 2.0 and 2.3 duals are air cooled (9 fans).

    And I don't believe it is water cooling but rather
    some synthetic liquid that enhances the cooling
    process. Creepy.

  4. Another true story.... on 10 Computer Mishaps · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in the early 1990s I worked for a company that sold computer systems, peripherals and printers.

    I was working technical support at the time and received a call from someone up near the arctic
    circle and they were a print shop or some-such and had a critical job they needed to print but had
    ran out of toner.

    They had no spare toner.

    The closest spare toner they could get was several hundred miles away and accessible only by helicopter.

    We set-up an arrangement so that they would get several toner cartridges though they would miss
    the deadline.

    A little while later, the woman I spoke to called me back and indicated there was giant black streaks on anything they wanted to print.

    Apparently, in utter desperation to print they
    took an electric drill, took a toner cartridge
    for their copy machine and used a drinking straw
    to place the liquid toner for the copier into
    the empty container for the printer which used a
    dry toner system.

    What resulted is what our production people
    called "toner bombing" a printer.

    You can sandblast it all you like but it's not
    going to ever print like it did before and it's
    all but destined for the landfill at that point.

    They RUINED a high-end, $10,000+ printer for
    volume production.

    Thus endeth the lesson.

  5. Well, this one comes to mind... on 10 Computer Mishaps · · Score: 1

    My personal favorite was a friend who will go nameless to prevent embarassment was installing a 25 mhz processor accelerator in his Amiga 1000 computer if I remember correctly. The original CPU speed was a 7 mhz 68000 and this was a 68030 processor with math coprocessor onboard as well.

    This device set him back a pretty penny, nearly as much as the cost of the computer originally and the anticipation was high he would be computing at maximum possible speed.

    He had installed it and was nearly at the point where he was about to boot the machine that the halogen work lamp that was installed via a clamp to the frame of his desk in his work area became unclamped and fell several feet on top of the processor board.

    Which promptly shattered in several pieces.
    Destroyed. Unusable.

    Needless to say, the anger was furious and the smiting of said lamp was legendary.

    I can't think of many incidents that top that one.

  6. Sigh.... on Synthesizer Pioneer Bob Moog Dies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think what we think of as "modern music" would not sound the same without it.

    Keith Emersons' heart stopping sounds at
    the close of the single "Lucky Man" was
    probably my first exposure to synthesizer
    music. I later heard Switched on Bach as
    well as many of the electronic german bands
    who specialized in synthesis.

    Some synthesizer-predominant artists
    such as Tangerine Dream, Synergy,
    Kraftwerk, Michael Hoenig, Klaus Schulze,
    Ash Ra Tempel, Vangelis, Wendy Carlos,
    and SFF among many, many others simply
    wouldn't sound the same OR actually
    sound at all without them.

    I think of an interview with the canadian
    band Saga who at one time owned "one of
    everything" that Moog made and was offered
    an endorsement deal from Moog and they said
    "why bother? We already own everything you
    make!" That's a ringing endorsement.

    And the secret to the Moog sound was the filters
    in those instruments. Every synthesizer made
    had their own unique sound. But everyone tried
    to copy the Moog filter sound and didn't quite
    succeed.

    I bet they will still be buying Minimoogs' in
    100 years - something about that design and
    sound with tweakable knobs urges playing.

    Small wonder that in the 80s when synth
    makers went to touch panels or increment and
    decrement buttons players liked them less
    even though the sounds were unique because
    the interface made you play a certain way.
    The sound was more alive when you could
    manipulate the sound with knobs while
    playing.

    Notable makers who used the "knobs as sound
    shaping devices" were Wolfgang Palm of the
    venerable PPG (and later Waldorf) as well as
    Roland who resurrected the "plethora of knobs"
    idea with their JD800. Knobs work and Mr.
    Moog must have just understood this. Some
    others did too.

    But the Moog sound was instantly identifiable.
    And it is still used today. And very likely
    100 years from now. That Minimoog voyager
    with blue LEDs is an object of lust for more
    than just a few.

    Bon Voyage, Robert:
    Let's hope he'll rest in peace or spend eternity
    driving God insane with giant filter sweeps on
    the biggest modular in the universe.

  7. Similar devices exist.... on Watch Like Device for At-Risk Patients · · Score: 1

    Tour de France cyclists has similar devices so when
    they are riding thru the mountains their coaches
    can determine from remote whether they are working
    too hard or too light or if they need to ease off
    or change gearing.

    As an avid recreational cyclist I already have a
    wristwatch styled heart rate monitor that measures
    percentage of maximum heart rate, amount of time
    spent in a pariticular heart rate zone, etc. What
    I'm saying is the technology exists for this and
    has for some time.

  8. Re:Really now... on Jerk-O-Meter to Meter Jerks · · Score: 1

    Sigh. I recognize this all too well. I knew one
    of these and was interested until I smartened up.

    I dub them "angels with broken wings". Damaged goods. Attractive and nice but they totally
    play into the hands of a male with what I call
    a "caretaker personality", we get something from
    taking care of them. Break out and break free.

    I moved on. Interestingly, the one I knew became
    very interested in me when I wasn't so interested
    in her anymore and was playing in a band on
    stage with actual audiences cheering and it was much better to move on and have a relationship with someone who wasn't damaged.

    It was hard to let go but we grow up sometime.

    I've been married to someone who is normal for
    over ten years now, it's possible to have a real
    relationship with someone who isn't damaged.

    It's possible and it happens - you can move on.

  9. Re:anyone else woken up by the sonic booms? on Shuttle Discovery Lands Safely · · Score: 1

    The late 1980s booms may also have been the
    "Aurora" spyplane but since it has never
    come out of the black that is debatable.

    Apparently most of the "skyquake booms"
    occurred on thursday mornings so you
    very well likely did hear shuttle booms.

    Glad to see the crew and orbiter home and safe.

  10. Re:Old news... on Digital Thieves Use Ex-Employees Accounts · · Score: 1

    When my employer supplied me with a wireless laptop
    I decided to see just how secure my friends' hotspot
    was one day when he was out of town.

    Not only was it not secure, but for some reason it
    could be received TWO MILES AWAY from his home.

    I called him to let him know this and he was very
    surprised and later went to a more secure setup.

    But you would be surprised how many unsecured
    wireless connections are nearby.

    I suppose that this isn't surprising news but with
    the prevalence of articles like this you would
    think people would be a little more with it.

    But I think the real point of this article is
    social engineering can be used to obtain almost
    any information if the engineer is good enough
    at what he or she is doing.

  11. Re:Anwser is frustration... on Spyware Removal: Drop PC in Dumpster · · Score: 1

    The spyware/adware/malware removal dance does tend
    to get a bit frustrating after awhile.

    But some of it is down to a specific user who has visited places that while not illegal or against
    corporate uses might be frowned on in some places.

    I work for a firm that allows people to use their
    home laptops on our network after we install an
    antivirus solution among other things.

    One of the things I noted with one user is she was a very heavy limewire user.

    After she had spent some time there her machine was so slow it was utterly unusable.

    She had an almost unbelievable 22,000 pieces of
    spyware on her computer.

    After removing these items the machine FELT like a
    completely different machine. Unbelievable.

  12. BeOS on yellowTAB's Zeta 1.0 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I really loved BeOS - I still have all of my old
    BeOS discs (PR3, all of the subsequent releases
    until v5 etc).

    I still have an old PowerMac with BeOS V5 on a SCSI
    hard drive. I boot it once in a while to enjoy the
    Be flavor.

    Lots of great multimedia features and it gave me my
    appetitive for Linux/Unix operating systems as well
    as OS X....

    Best thing ever: Be's ridiculous software midi synthesizer allowed you to specify stupefyingly
    fast bpm rates.

    You'd bust out laughing running some midi sequence
    at 32767 beats per minute and it would use so much
    of the system resources it would bring it to its
    knees but the fusillade of immense note density
    would have had Frank Zappa applauding.

    You could also do things like have a spinning
    cube and each cube face running its own quicktime
    movie on it. This was on a 180 mhz PowerPC G3
    with 80 megs of ram and a 1.6 gig hard drive and
    it ran it respectably.

  13. Re:What about Commercial Aircraft? on Liquid Hydrogen UAV · · Score: 1

    There are other issues. The Lockheed Skunk
    Works did a lot of research on a hydrogen
    powered aircraft called Suntan right around
    the time Powers was shot down in his
    U2 as a putative U2 replacement aircraft.

    The aircraft was a high altitude,
    Mach 2.5 hydrogen fueled aircraft and
    several secret prototypes were nearing
    completion in the Florida Everglades
    (and Pratt and Whitney had made special
    engines for this plane) at the time
    the project was cancelled in favor of
    the A-12 blackbird project (Mach 3
    standard fuel derivative though just
    as exotic).

    They learned a lot about how to deal
    with handling hydrogen in aircraft
    applications but the biggest issue (and
    one that would effect
    any liquid methane or hydrogen fueled
    a/c) is infrastructure.

    You need facilities to handle and process
    exotic fuels and this means anywhere this
    aircraft is based from or landing at would
    need access to these fuels.

    Otherwise you need special tanker aircraft
    and/or special trucks to bring in fuel to a
    given location.

    One of the biggest problems with the rumored
    aurora liquid methane aircraft was not so much
    that it was impossible to create but that it
    was thirsty and we just don't have an national
    infrastructure for exotic fuels and it would be
    very expensive to create one.

    But it will have to happen someday.

  14. Re:--- Altivec is 8 times faster or more, fool on Apple Switching To Intel Chips In 2006 · · Score: 1

    Would that be a regular "sick piece of crap" or a "decroded piece of crap?" (snicker).

    We need Napoleon to do hardware commentary.

  15. Re:I blame it all on Apple on Intel Claims No DRM · · Score: 1

    I saw this article and found it plausible however, film tends to be
    an immersive experience. Who is seriously going to watch a big
    name film on a tiny iPod-like screen? I don't watch movies on my
    computer very often because I have a home entertainment system
    in the living room purpose-built for that task - larger screen, a
    surround sound set of speakers. A two inch LCD screen and a set
    of headphones to watch on the bus on the way to work just won't
    be as satisfying as watching a film in a real auditorium. The iPod
    worked since it was the logical extension to the Sony Walkman
    idea.

    Horrible.

    I suppose one should purchase non-DRM infected technology
    while one can.

  16. Interesting article... on Apple Switching To Intel Chips In 2006 · · Score: 1

    http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,67749,00.html ?tw=wn_tophead_1

    The link above links to a story at Wired that purports to tell the real
    reason for all of this:

    Synopsis: Moving to Pentium D chips so that hardware DRM can be enabled to prevent free exchange of copyrighted materials so the inevitable iTunes movie store and Movie iPod can be created. It is being done so Hollywood can be on board secure in the knowledge that their property won't be stolen. It's the only way that Hollywood would apparently allow it.

    I hate to think that this is the reason but it would make as much
    sense as some of the stories I'm reading here.

    I'd like to think it's Intel manufacturing PPC chips but if Jobs is
    wanting to increase the marketshare to other areas this would
    be a way of insuring that Hollywood can rest safe knowing that
    lame movies such as "Dude Where's my Car" won't be stolen by
    leeching maniacs.

    Frankly? If this is it I don't see ANYONE buying it PC or Mac user
    no matter how cool the store is. People buy movies to watch on
    their home entertainment systems - I only watch on my Mac if
    the wife is using the big system.

    Thoughts?

  17. Re:Not a very large update... on Apple Updates Power Mac Line · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had meant to respond earlier today to this but time ran away with itself as usual.

    This really reminds me very strongly of several years ago at the height of the G4 issues and about
    eight or nine months prior to the G5 introduction.

    There were rumors going on that were ridiculous - quad processor G4 machines that were far in excess of the speed they ever got to (I believe it was 1.7 ghz prediction) or some such, video cards that were ridiculous higher than 8x agp and built in analog and digital multitrack audio and it was priced so low and the features so optimistic that I said to myself "never going to happen."

    When the real machines were unveiled, everyones expectations were so high that they sort of built a prison for themselves - if Cameron Diaz (or other cheesecake babe of your choice) personally delivered the machine to you on a gold platter and a peck on the cheek it would still have been a vast dissappointment to these people.

    Odder yet - the vast majority of those who were clamoring for dual cores with dual cpus and PCI Express were almost universally gamers.

    Not the core buyer for this machine anyway - the audience for these machines were pro video and pro audio folks who needed big, fat, fast buses and fast (but not excessively so) machines. I/O hogs.

    Gamers want different things and it isn't in this
    release anyway.

    Audio and video pros need respectable video cards
    but don't require PCI Express cards that the
    gaming world would deem a necessity.

    Can anyone out there honestly tell me "I couldn't do my audio/video/web production duties on a dual
    2.7?" with a straight face? Give me a break.
    It is the fastest Mac that ever was (so far).

    The tools are there. The machines are there.
    People are going to gobble them up.

    Maybe they're not as exciting as people want
    but it comes down to expectations again and
    they are a prison.

    Mark my words though:
    -someone will overclock the 2.7 to 3.
    -I bet they will hit 3 ghz next release -
    2.7 and 3.0 is only 300 mhz away.
    -But they'll still be dissappointed!

  18. Re:Good luck... on Downloaded Music Gets More Expensive · · Score: 1

    This is truth. I just bought the G3 Live in Denver DVD for $9.99
    two days at at the Sam Goody in downtown Minneapolis.

    They had the CD of the same music for $17 or thereabouts.

    The DVD has better audio encoding.
    The DVD has a video performance included.
    The DVD includes the same songs.

    Why would anyone buy a CD if the DVD gives you so much more?

  19. Moooohahahahaha! on TruSonic Uses MP3.com Catalog As Muzak · · Score: 1

    Little did you realize, fools, that the whole purpose for me
    learning an instrument or three, recording my creations in
    various bands and uploading them to MP3.COM was to
    INFECT the corporate drones of the world with my music.

    Sooner or later, they will bow to my sonic juggernaut and will be forced to listen. And sooner or later connecting the
    dots will be easier - the yuppies of today who listen to rock
    won't want to hear 'elevator' music in elevators, they'll want
    to hear the music of their generation so my stuff will fit
    right in - edgy and aggressive enough to please rock tastes
    but ambient and synth-i-fied enough to sooth those rattled
    corporate exec nerves.

    Of course, it's doubtful that tracks like 'aliensporebomb', 'squeeze toy brain' and 'requiem for a dead cat' are going to
    make it in the burgeoning elevator music anaesthesia world.

    But some of my more mellow instrumental tracks just might. I moved over to zebox which seemed to be a bit
    more pleasant but will eventually host my tracks on my own
    server on my own time.

    Still, MP3.COM was an interesting experiment while it lasted and lo and behold they actually paid me once in a while.

  20. Re:Microsoft Games Goddamnit!! on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You guys are making me all misty inside! Arrrgh!

    My father died in 1975 when I was 11 and my mom
    died in 1998.

    I know how it is to feel set adrift and cut off
    from everything. I married a woman with a large
    family and they make me feel welcome to be there
    but I still feel the occasional "orphan" type
    feelings, especially at holidays.

    The weird thing is there are no living relatives
    on my mothers' side that we know of (long story)
    and also on my fathers' side he did not keep in touch with his family much - we get occasional cards from them who we don't know too well.

    So, Christmas is sort of a weird time - very,
    very bittersweet. It's true - you won't know
    how much you'll miss your folks until they go.

    Pretty grim stuff for a Christmas gift thing but
    my mom had her fun foibles too which I now
    remember fondly.

    Have a great holiday everyone!

  21. Strangeness on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Okay, I've gotten a lot of strange gifts in my
    time but this year had a few that were strange:

    A friend gave me a brick of 30 cdr discs with mini
    jewel cases (despite the fact that he already knew
    I had at least 250 on hand at any given time).

    Another friend gave me a Brak t-shirt from the
    Adult Swim block on cartoon network. But the
    weird thing about it is a t-shirt promoting the
    "Learnmore High School Lowly Worms". I'm dating
    myself but haven't gone to high school since 1981
    so it's sort of odd.

    My bro-in-law gave me garbage pail kids candy. I
    didn't know they still made it - last time I saw
    that was back in the 80s sometime.

    He also gave me a CD, a DVD of a band I like, the
    latest Onion book and a big gift certificate for a
    cycling catalog I peruse so that was cool.

    This year my wife and I got in a car accident
    about ten days before christmas so we did not
    really get gifts for each other - we're hoping
    to do that the first week of January. That's weird.

  22. Humma on Brokerage Instant Messages Must Be Saved · · Score: 1

    This isn't totally surprising. My firm has been doing this for months now.

    E-mail (via Assentor), IM traffic (via Facetime),
    and other means of recording/tracking are well
    implemented.

    Some are wondering "why the oppressive security?" and it's essentially because during the late 1990s when the stock market was booming some broker/traders performed unethical behavior in
    the name of getting a big payoff (some commissions
    could be larger than their entire yearly salary).

    Here we're pretty locked down..

    If management doesn't want you to get an e-mail, you never see it. Compliance reviewers look at all outside e-mail before it ever gets to you.

    If you send an e-mail outside they review it
    before it's allowed to go out.

    If you e-mail someone in the firm (say an investment banker and you're a research employee) you'll get an e-mail back saying you're not supposed to talk to that person (some of the unethical abuses were when research and investment banking were a little too cooperative together).

    What about using winsock proxy to route IM traffic
    thru port 80 as http traffic so as to just go thru
    the standard web proxies? Locked out - that trick
    was figured out pretty quick.

    What about Telnet and FTP? Long since locked out.

    What about using something like Putty to set-up an
    SSH tunnel to my Linux box at home?

    (1) the actual SSH traffic is locked out.
    (2) we do software sweeps of desktop machines to
    see if they run any nonstandard software.
    That software gets flagged in a database and
    the machine is confiscated by data security
    to see if there are any compliance violations.

    Webmail? Long since locked out. All of the
    majors and minors and new ones as they pop up.

    Modems? The few who have them use them for
    business purposes.

    Modem pool? It actually can tell if you try and
    initiate a TCP/IP style PPP connection and BOOT
    you out after 20-30 seconds. Not sure how but
    it's pretty amazing. Then data security grills
    you on why you were trying to do that.

    You might ask: "JESUS! Why so much oppressive
    security? It's not a military base is it?"

    Well, here's the deal - after the dot bomb and
    the Enron deal and the Martha Stewart thing and
    the many brokerages fined for unethical behavior,
    investors REQUIRED some evidence they were taking
    steps to "do the right thing" in enforcing the
    type of behavior they wanted to see instead of
    just letting the loose cannons run the show. It
    kind of sucks to be so oppressive/oppressed but
    it has to be done to keep things as legal as it
    possibly can be.

    The money is good but if you don't like this kind
    of environment don't work in the securities
    industry.