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  1. Re:Split Decision on What Early Software Was Influential Enough To Deserve Acclaim? · · Score: 1

    +1 Wumpus

  2. Re:This just in on Data Analyst Spoils the World's Biggest Song Vote · · Score: -1, Troll

    Asking people how they're going to vote determined to have predictive value in how they will vote, says latest Slashdot article. Please tag with #obvious and #slownewsday. :/

    Sorry Australia, but I've never heard of Triple J nor do I care what you think the top 100 songs are.

  3. Re:Summary of Resolution Ceremony on Purported Relativity Paradox Resolved · · Score: 3, Funny

    So they refrained from using their hands?

    They refrained from using thoughts.

  4. I've fallen and I can't get up! on In Brazil, Trees To Call For Help If Illegally Felled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fell Alert! (0:30)

  5. Re:Never sign anything on Student Expelled From Montreal College For Finding "Sloppy Coding" · · Score: 1

    Certainly never sign anything under pressure. And the more pressure you're under, the less you sign.

    An important note here is the "we won't report you to the police" component of the reportedly submitted NDA. No document between you and another party can prevent THEM from reporting a crime. It is their legal obligation to report any crime, regardless of an NDA. And yes, it's probably closer to blackmail. But anytime someone offers you "no cops" in exchange for a "legal document", run the other way. Call a lawyer with your cell phone while you're running.

  6. Never sign anything on Student Expelled From Montreal College For Finding "Sloppy Coding" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Techs everywhere need to learn this important lesson: Never Sign Anything unless you are also offered on the same piece of paper a guarantee of you what you receive in return. You get no prize money for signing NDA or DNC. If you ask for it, you will get 1) a job, 2) some cash, 3) some action not taken. You can ask for nothing, but you will get the exact opposite - penalized or harmed. Your goal is to sign something such that if what you are offered is not fulfilled, the NDA is broken

    As it stands, asking someone to sign a NDA and not offering a guarantee of something in return is already suspect and can be fought. You had an expectation that you wouldn't get expelled, or that you would get a free education, or something else of benefit to you. People need to learn that colleges, Lance Armstrongs and corporations all act the same way. You will get screwed if and when there is an opportunity to screw you. And you will go broke defending what is right. Few will care.
    Don't Sign without Something in Return (DSSR)!

  7. Re:30000 years? on Scientist Seeks 'Adventurous Human Woman' For Neanderthal Baby · · Score: 2, Funny

    With that sort of gestation time, it's no wonder Neanderthals went extinct.

    It doesn't take that long to pop out a Nean. Apparently most of us have up to 4% of their genes already, so what's the point of the experiment? Why not have one of those Canadians mate with an Ecuadorian. The results would be so craaaaazy.

  8. Re:yawn on How Mobile Operators Are Caught In the Middle In the Middle East and Africa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watch out or you'll be Caught in the Middle in the Middle.
    A similar crisis to when your appetite's pokin' atcha, pokin' atcha.

  9. Re:Mattel? on Scrabble Needs a New Scoring System · · Score: 1

    Saying that Mattel has no plans to change the game is like saying that Microsoft has no plans to change the iPhone.

    I see... plans within plans. I see two Great Houses -- House Atreides, House Harkonnen -- feuding... I see you behind it.

  10. Re:Legality? on Employee Outsourced Programming Job To China, Spent Days Websurfing · · Score: 2

    Presumably the cost of the sub-contractor is deductible?

    Absolutely 100%. Not only that but you can deduct other expenses like dry cleaning clothes to make it look like you were doing the work and the VPN used to migrate your subcontractor into the job site. Get a real crafty accountant and you should be able to keep every red cent.

  11. Re:Great! on Facebook Announces Social Search Tools · · Score: 2

    How much is my privacy worth? Can I get paid to browse this social portal? Why is my account banned?
    No results.

  12. Re:Not just that- on "Red October" Espionage Malware Campaign Uncovered · · Score: 3, Informative

    Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
    Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I - I - I just...
    Captain Ramius: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
    The Hunt for Red October

  13. It's all good bro! on Online Gambling Site Bets On Bitcoin To Avoid U.S. Laws · · Score: 1

    Hajduk says. 'I don't believe we'll be doing anything wrong.'
    Tell that to the US Federal Marshal, FBI, CIA ('I' stands for "It's National" not 'International'), and every other ATF-related or unrelated agency that every existed when they come knocking at your door with handcuffs. With 15 years defending yourself, maybe, just maybe, you'll get out before 2030.
    Bitcoin forever, oorah.

  14. Re:It's nice and everything, but... on Timothy Lord Discovers the Good Night Lamp at CES (Video) · · Score: 1

    It's a fascinating product. I for one, am fascinated how they found 100 backers.

  15. Re:Tracking on Google Wiring New York City's Chelsea For Free Wi-Fi · · Score: 3, Informative

    While it says that it will come free from advertising, it DOESN'T say that you won't be monitored while connected. I'm certain they will recoup costs this way. Nothing is ever free.

    Encrypt your communications, no reason you shouldn't whenever you use wireless, free or otherwise.

  16. I read something about... on Ask Slashdot: Should Employers Ban Smartphones? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anything that can breach security in a government setting is worth withholding indefinitely until a practical policy can be approved which reduces risk to near zero.
    For unrelated/unregulated industries, this approach is unreliable, impractical, unprofitable, and let's face it, just plain stupid.

  17. Re:Uhhhh on What 'Negative Temperature' Really Means · · Score: 1

    Did you know also that light cannot escape a black hole?

  18. short answer on Ask Slashdot: How Can I Explain To a Coworker That He Writes Bad Code? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fire him

  19. confused on Colleges Help Students Fix Their Online Indiscretions · · Score: 1

    I don't know what she's talking about. First thing I see if that evil Newton killer's image.

  20. Re:What if Google is wrong? on YouTube Drops 2 Billion Fake Music Industry Views · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So your brother gets a ban for an unaccountable 500 hits, but Sony gets nothing for a billion? Welcome to corporate whoring.

  21. *phew* on YouTube Drops 2 Billion Fake Music Industry Views · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Gangnam Style was not affected", thank goodness, I didn't want to watch it another billion times!

  22. I am scared. on Google Challenging Microsoft For Business Software · · Score: -1, Troll

    This whole submission makes me think, "don't feed the trolls".

  23. Anything I find obscene is illegal on Jury Decides Artist's Gory Images On Website Are Art · · Score: 2

    Good thing he didn't get dragged to the US for an obscenity trial

  24. Re:It's just training for future geekery on Has Lego Sold Out? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first step is to completely ignore the manual, and this is what they're teaching children. This is a skill I wasn't able to master until I was in college, but today's kids will have it done by high school.

    Today's kids are doing creative block-building online, and paint by numbers in Legos. What a strange, twisted world.

  25. boo slash on Minecraft Documentary Premiers On Pirate Bay As Well As Xbox Live · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Filter error: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.
    How can we make appropriate minecraft block comments without ascii art!