The gtld was raffled, everyone was baffled
100k required, everyone perspired
germans won.apple, google won.snapple
no one thought it funny, but ICANN sure made money!
'it is not our intention to sell your photos' is not the same as "We won't ever sell your photos". History make a note before this is erased from yourself.
How's that cloudy, autoupdatey, monitorey thing workin for ya?
We bought Linksys products without question for years, and enjoyed implemented great mini-features like site-to-site vpn or protocol filtering, forwarding, masking etc for all of our clients. As soon as they became a Cisco product, the quality, engineering and overall security of the products became questionable, and we started moving our soho/consumers to other brands, even though we liked them even less.
I simply could not see any good coming out of selling hardware which would monitor our clients behavior without their explicit consent.
I bet what happened is some aussie DJs calledd the country that Kim Jong was staying at and after learning of the spoof the whole country committed suicide.
Apparently backlinks don't translate either. The link to the sexiest man alive article at huffpost doesn't even include a linkback to the original onion spoof.
5. Photography and Videography as a profession are pretty well toast. When a fucking phone takes better video than a $100,000 camera did 30 years ago, the Gig Is Up. Content creation is trivial and a short ride to the poor house, unless you move to LA and suck enough dick to get into the film industry.
Content creation is trivial; good content creation just as hard as it was 50 years ago.
6. If you will notice most of the most famous and popular photographs of the past year were taken by amateurs on crap gear.
Many of which are lucky shots. And with a million amateur shots to every professional shot, the amateurs do have an advantage to get lucky and catch that unique moment just because they happen to be there.
Further, an actual professional photographer is worth every penny. The horrors and nightmares some people have gone through as a result of hiring their friend or relative to "photograph" their big event which was as good as not hiring anyone at all (Oh Jenny is soooo good with a camera, and you don't have to spend $3,000!). Only stupid people think that photography is something that anyone with a megapixel can do.
Best of luck changing things. Fines and arrests are frequently made for the processing of illegal lumber at small plants, the largest clearing houses are those owned by government officials, either as developers or loggers. The "people" are doing what they are told or at least paying for it. Those in charge escape all prosecution.
For more on this and other plights of our changing world,. check out Urbanization (yes it's on Netflix)
I have a feeling that Microsoft slapped them with RIAA, MPAA and a few federal agents before anyone could finish downloading. What a shame, I got cutoff at "Active Director ".
Here's all the components I can think of using in the 80's, and what their function or lack thereof would be today:
3.5" floppy - still used for some driver diskettes
5.25" floppy ?? have not used one of these since 1995
Keyboards - usable with adapters
Mouse - same as above
LPT Printers - DB-25 still shows up on many new motherboards
Serial DB9 - I can still make these by hand! Definitely useful for many console RS232 equipment ports
IDE Hard Drives - useable if you really had to, but why?
IDE CDROM - same as above
10Base-t Ethernet - 10 MB back in the day, but still compatible (although they might be only half-duplex)
Cat3 Cable - good for phones, digital or analog, or 10base-t
Cat5 Cable - Good for home PC or connecting internet-facing equipment
Modems (v21/v22) - Doomsday is sure to come, always have a tinfoil hat, and dialup number at the ready
In order to get to the point where you can request the Media Center license, you first have to activate using a command line and kms server (internal or external)
If you run on freebsd, examine your tar and tar.gz
Access via ssh key, someone may have changed the tree
If you only use base release, power down and anti-freeze
For package add post 9/16, SVN and confirm you're clean
That rhyme was terrible,
yes, completely unbearable.
Bowlfuls of ceral, writing down my serial
key code delirious before I got serious
Punk tried to rhyme at me, I said "why you got ipad3?"
"I got the gingerbread, mounted to my head"
Looking at my headrig, a gglass and he dig
Dropped it in his twitter, ostensibly a quitter.
Says he wrote for debian, suddenly he's rubian
I qu8ked his shorthand, blinked twice beforehand
A screen shot "delete me" oh how obsoletely
Now you work for no man, lost in Homer hole land
Missin Disney Star Wars, crying for a lost cause
Watch your damn Jarjar, I'm off to the pod bar
Sipping social media, donatin Wikipedia
huntin Pinnipedia, signin off
- Acedia
Slashdot Mirror
The gtld was raffled, everyone was baffled .apple, google won .snapple
100k required, everyone perspired
germans won
no one thought it funny, but ICANN sure made money!
'it is not our intention to sell your photos' is not the same as "We won't ever sell your photos". History make a note before this is erased from yourself.
Drago: "I must break you. I defeat all man."
How's that cloudy, autoupdatey, monitorey thing workin for ya?
We bought Linksys products without question for years, and enjoyed implemented great mini-features like site-to-site vpn or protocol filtering, forwarding, masking etc for all of our clients.
As soon as they became a Cisco product, the quality, engineering and overall security of the products became questionable, and we started moving our soho/consumers to other brands, even though we liked them even less.
I simply could not see any good coming out of selling hardware which would monitor our clients behavior without their explicit consent.
Apple's latest gadget sucks, it is easy to tell based on the number of buttons. bit.ly/spam
Sounds like what happened in Television from the 50's to the 80's. Nothing but crap for years on end.
I bet what happened is some aussie DJs calledd the country that Kim Jong was staying at and after learning of the spoof the whole country committed suicide.
I bet that's what you wanted to happen.
Apparently backlinks don't translate either. The link to the sexiest man alive article at huffpost doesn't even include a linkback to the original onion spoof.
5. Photography and Videography as a profession are pretty well toast. When a fucking phone takes better video than a $100,000 camera did 30 years ago, the Gig Is Up. Content creation is trivial and a short ride to the poor house, unless you move to LA and suck enough dick to get into the film industry.
Content creation is trivial; good content creation just as hard as it was 50 years ago.
6. If you will notice most of the most famous and popular photographs of the past year were taken by amateurs on crap gear.
Many of which are lucky shots. And with a million amateur shots to every professional shot, the amateurs do have an advantage to get lucky and catch that unique moment just because they happen to be there.
Further, an actual professional photographer is worth every penny. The horrors and nightmares some people have gone through as a result of hiring their friend or relative to "photograph" their big event which was as good as not hiring anyone at all (Oh Jenny is soooo good with a camera, and you don't have to spend $3,000!). Only stupid people think that photography is something that anyone with a megapixel can do.
You don't have to pay nasty payroll taxes to robots.
In order to properly enforce IP, we need to rebang the universe (or multiverse, even)
Best of luck changing things. Fines and arrests are frequently made for the processing of illegal lumber at small plants, the largest clearing houses are those owned by government officials, either as developers or loggers. The "people" are doing what they are told or at least paying for it. Those in charge escape all prosecution.
For more on this and other plights of our changing world,. check out Urbanization (yes it's on Netflix)
Slashdot does it again....
I have a feeling that Microsoft slapped them with RIAA, MPAA and a few federal agents before anyone could finish downloading. What a shame, I got cutoff at "Active Director ".
There once was a man from Belize
Who suffered from heart disease
When offered revivial
He'd cry for survival
"Not in front of the press, please!"
Here's all the components I can think of using in the 80's, and what their function or lack thereof would be today:
3.5" floppy - still used for some driver diskettes
5.25" floppy ?? have not used one of these since 1995
Keyboards - usable with adapters
Mouse - same as above
LPT Printers - DB-25 still shows up on many new motherboards
Serial DB9 - I can still make these by hand! Definitely useful for many console RS232 equipment ports
IDE Hard Drives - useable if you really had to, but why?
IDE CDROM - same as above
10Base-t Ethernet - 10 MB back in the day, but still compatible (although they might be only half-duplex)
Cat3 Cable - good for phones, digital or analog, or 10base-t
Cat5 Cable - Good for home PC or connecting internet-facing equipment
Modems (v21/v22) - Doomsday is sure to come, always have a tinfoil hat, and dialup number at the ready
Pundits have been asking how we can overcome the deadlock in congress, and finally get things done.
Let them keep breeding without vaccines. Things will get done even faster when they die off.
Fine, but your best bet for Twinkies is still ebay.
It was the shot heard round the world, the start of the censored revolution.
In order to get to the point where you can request the Media Center license, you first have to activate using a command line and kms server (internal or external)
This was already submitted two days ago.
New article link merely references the material already posted by freebsd on Nov 17th.
There once was a man from Belize
Who neglected his bribery fees
Accused of a murder
He became a sheepherder
Fighting for refugees!
If you run on freebsd, examine your tar and tar.gz
Access via ssh key, someone may have changed the tree
If you only use base release, power down and anti-freeze
For package add post 9/16, SVN and confirm you're clean
Not to mention they may burst into flames when flooded with water, not too comforting if you are preparing for the next storm surge.
That rhyme was terrible, yes, completely unbearable.
Bowlfuls of ceral, writing down my serial
key code delirious before I got serious
Punk tried to rhyme at me, I said "why you got ipad3?"
"I got the gingerbread, mounted to my head"
Looking at my headrig, a gglass and he dig
Dropped it in his twitter, ostensibly a quitter.
Says he wrote for debian, suddenly he's rubian
I qu8ked his shorthand, blinked twice beforehand
A screen shot "delete me" oh how obsoletely
Now you work for no man, lost in Homer hole land
Missin Disney Star Wars, crying for a lost cause
Watch your damn Jarjar, I'm off to the pod bar
Sipping social media, donatin Wikipedia
huntin Pinnipedia, signin off
- Acedia
Or bail them out?