Or does it seem all the FUD articles coming from Microsoft employees carry a tone similar to that of an abusive/controlling evil boyfriend? or something like that? It's weird..
I know nothing about teaching. I may know the subject, but I know nothing about planning and preparing lessons, setting homework, or keeping a class full of students interested and engaged. Am I dumb now?
No, but I think I remember you from a variety of my college courses.
I'll be the first person to install Linux with OpenMosix and equip a few vehicles with WiFi, and create the worlds FASTEST, and fastest, supercomputer.
Well, China is a communist country right? So, perhaps this person thinks that everyone gets the same amount of luck on an annual basis, and by having a satellite crash into his house, then all of his yearly alloted Bad Luck(tm) has been used up, leaving only government issued Good Luck(tm). Then add a sprinkle of karma, and I think I see where this nut is coming from.
I was joking about the polygon collision comment, although I'm not sure if it's better or worse that you feel bad about beating up a person in a game like GTA. One aspect is that the people walking around on the street are rather silly, and they're not developed characters, so the only emotional attachment to them is that they look like people, and make people noises. I've recently been playing Katamari Damacy and that game actually conveyed emotion to some degree, I roll my Katamari over a cat and it meowed, and I kinda felt bad, I mean, I'm taking a little polygon representation of a cat, rolling it into a ball, and sending it into space to become a star, all because the king of the cosmos is so freaking clumsy that he broke them all..
What, 10 more days until San Andreas?!? MWahahahahahah
So if they win, then a presidential election will result in a win by one of the delegates? That's absolutely fantastic, and very very scientifically confusing at the same time.
Where I work, we've got two bathrooms, one is rather small and one is even smaller. The larger of the two is located down the hall from our main work area, and the smaller one is considerably closer.
We've all silently agreed that the one farther away is to be used if you need to take a crap, partially for privacy (since nobody walks farther to go to the bathroom, that'd be stupid), and partly for courtesy to fellow employees.
This one guy, thinks it's hilarious to occupy the close bathroom and take a giant dump every day, and totally stinks up the whole bathroom, while the rest of us have very little time to even make a quick visit to the restroom, he has to make it nearly unbearable to do so.. Resulting in a a breakdown of the system, and making people run clear down the hall to the larger bathroom just to avoid the horrible smell.
So the other day this guy was whining about the paper piled up on the printer, so I told him to sort it, and he called me a primadonna.... Stupid cow-orkers.
I'll call it "Hobo Stink" and slap all those guys on street corners with IP infringement lawsuits, then I'll yank the bucket of change out of their hands and split, it'll rule. And I'll invest in cardboard signs before I start doing that too, oh and, money buckets.
So they're gonna be pronounced as "Ding" I'm assuming, consider the possibilities:
Dude2: "Hey Dude, I have a funny picture to send you"
Dude1: "Dude, wait, I have dialup and it's gonna take forever"
Dude2: "No way dude, it's a ding, it'll only take a moment, here it comes"
Dude1: "Okay, got it.. Dude, is that a ding of my dong? HTF DID YOU GET THAT?"
No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast
Speak for yourself, but I'd pay to hear Dan Rather open a show with "The recent space exploration project has been called off, after one of the austronauts had his anus sucked too fast"
Wait, you mean.. The same Gabe Newell that uses Outlook Express, the same Outlook Express that supposedly contributed to the security breakdown a few months ago, which allowed the theft of th Source source code theft? IMPOSSIBLE! We all know that after that horrible incident, Gabe switched to using 3 letter passwords instead of 2.
Slashdot Mirror
Or does it seem all the FUD articles coming from Microsoft employees carry a tone similar to that of an abusive/controlling evil boyfriend? or something like that? It's weird..
..So as punishment, you force them to browse the internet at speeds I can just barely achieve because I live in the middle of fscking nowhere..
You sir, have made my day.
Heck, call it Wilbur.
Can they run on methane? I'd gladly welcome any sort of device that runs longer when I fart on it.
when reading this headline..
Inside Martha Stewart's Pants..
If you're keeping score, if anyone has broken a release date, it would be Valve (3 or 4 times at least now).
No, but I think I remember you from a variety of my college courses.
I'll be the first person to install Linux with OpenMosix and equip a few vehicles with WiFi, and create the worlds FASTEST, and fastest, supercomputer.
Well, China is a communist country right? So, perhaps this person thinks that everyone gets the same amount of luck on an annual basis, and by having a satellite crash into his house, then all of his yearly alloted Bad Luck(tm) has been used up, leaving only government issued Good Luck(tm). Then add a sprinkle of karma, and I think I see where this nut is coming from.
I mean, spyware and viruses weren't made by microsoft, IE just helps you download and install them more easily, and even sometimes automatically!
I think we should all thank Bill for coming clean about this ever increasing problem.
I was joking about the polygon collision comment, although I'm not sure if it's better or worse that you feel bad about beating up a person in a game like GTA. One aspect is that the people walking around on the street are rather silly, and they're not developed characters, so the only emotional attachment to them is that they look like people, and make people noises. I've recently been playing Katamari Damacy and that game actually conveyed emotion to some degree, I roll my Katamari over a cat and it meowed, and I kinda felt bad, I mean, I'm taking a little polygon representation of a cat, rolling it into a ball, and sending it into space to become a star, all because the king of the cosmos is so freaking clumsy that he broke them all..
What, 10 more days until San Andreas?!? MWahahahahahah
Why do you feel bad? You made some polygons collide with some other polygons by pressing a button? Whatever man, whatever..
So if they win, then a presidential election will result in a win by one of the delegates? That's absolutely fantastic, and very very scientifically confusing at the same time.
Where I work, we've got two bathrooms, one is rather small and one is even smaller. The larger of the two is located down the hall from our main work area, and the smaller one is considerably closer.
We've all silently agreed that the one farther away is to be used if you need to take a crap, partially for privacy (since nobody walks farther to go to the bathroom, that'd be stupid), and partly for courtesy to fellow employees.
This one guy, thinks it's hilarious to occupy the close bathroom and take a giant dump every day, and totally stinks up the whole bathroom, while the rest of us have very little time to even make a quick visit to the restroom, he has to make it nearly unbearable to do so.. Resulting in a a breakdown of the system, and making people run clear down the hall to the larger bathroom just to avoid the horrible smell.
So the other day this guy was whining about the paper piled up on the printer, so I told him to sort it, and he called me a primadonna.... Stupid cow-orkers.
Better yet, put a Governor on the launch pad, and watch em hold on for dear life! At least give em a fire retardant suit I suppose..
I'll call it "Hobo Stink" and slap all those guys on street corners with IP infringement lawsuits, then I'll yank the bucket of change out of their hands and split, it'll rule. And I'll invest in cardboard signs before I start doing that too, oh and, money buckets.
the burgershot site isn't actually an 'offical' rockstar spin-off site, but it's still pretty well done and amusing.
Here are the offical ones that I'm aware of:
Cluckin' Bell
Fear It? Do It!
The Epsilon Program (KIFFLOM!)
Maccer.net (I don't know wtf this is about)
Klowner
So they're gonna be pronounced as "Ding" I'm assuming, consider the possibilities:
.. Dude, is that a ding of my dong? HTF DID YOU GET THAT?"
... I shall stop here
Dude2: "Hey Dude, I have a funny picture to send you"
Dude1: "Dude, wait, I have dialup and it's gonna take forever"
Dude2: "No way dude, it's a ding, it'll only take a moment, here it comes"
Dude1: "Okay, got it
Speak for yourself, but I'd pay to hear Dan Rather open a show with "The recent space exploration project has been called off, after one of the austronauts had his anus sucked too fast"
Little farty green men!
We should capture them as use them as fuel
That Dr. Foing was watching the animated film TITAN A.E. while half asleep and upon waking, thought he had some amazingly original idea.
Think again Docta Foing!!
(wow that's fun to say out loud)
Does he just throw his mother-in-law overboard with some sort of tether?
Was that socially inappropriate?
If you own CS:Condition Zero you can beta CS:Source (or CS2, whatever you wish to call it) on Steam right now.
Wait, you mean.. The same Gabe Newell that uses Outlook Express, the same Outlook Express that supposedly contributed to the security breakdown a few months ago, which allowed the theft of th Source source code theft? IMPOSSIBLE! We all know that after that horrible incident, Gabe switched to using 3 letter passwords instead of 2.
Great, now I feel compelled to visit google every few minutes and search for "The person wearing this belt is a sexual pervert".