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GIMP 2.2 Splash Screen Contest Revisited
As reported here earlier, the GIMP team asked artists to submit their artwork to be used as the official splash screen for GIMP 2.2. The reaction was overwhelming. More than 666 splash screens have been submitted. You can look at the submissions in
the gallery or download the movies, grab some popcorn and enjoy...
Once you've seen all splashes, you may want to help the judges to pick the best splash by voting for your favorites.
Had to use 666 huh?
More than... how many?
That's weird. I mean, "more than 600" I could understand. "Nearly 700" would probably be more precise and less wordy. But more than 666? Why?
More than 666 splash screens have been submitted would that be a conservative estimate?
That reference to the number of the beast. Well put.
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Hundreds of visitors
storming in to browse pictures sized >100kb.
Or the simpler way of telling it:
Slashdoted.
Someone seems to be obsessed with the mnumber 666.. why not say 670 or whatever number it really is, instead of "more than 666"...
666 submissions? The name "the gimp" in general. What are these developers up to?
adventure-today.com
... the number of The GIMP? :-S
Organic free-range music... yum!
Farked! Wait no... slash.. uhh which thingy am I on?
Dijjer links to movies:
full set Day one Day two Day three Day four Day five
Personally, I really would prefer some status indicator in the users menu or in some kind of applet (KDE already does that, blinking mouse cursors and similar), but please, PLEASE do not use splash screens.
Screw the FSM - Real geeks believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn
the most.
I'm from the UK, pretty much every tele vision show has some form of premium rate voting hotline number to see someone get evicted from a relaity tv show or vote for them based on credit for something like singing etc.
Why the hell do we need to vote for a splash screen? Whats wrong with just looking at the apache log and count the hits?
What anoys me further is that all the geeky looking artwork was just that, looking geeky, without any real throught to the production quality.
Why UNIX?
I really like the default one that you see when clicking the article link : a splashscreen that looks like slashdot, but with this funy little spinning cursor.
luvley !
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
It's nice to see Gimp, a photo-processing software without color managment and without 16bit support, concentrate it's efforts on what really matters. Splash screens.
Woah man, you used the number 666! That makes you hardcore! Next thing you're going to tell me is the gimp is actually a cover for a super-secret organization working to create cyber demons that can overrun Earth after a portal to hell is accidently opened!
Only more irrefutable proof that demons are everywhere on the internet.
Sorted results by popularity are now available.
Is that a good way to do it?
"You might as well not bother voting for your favorite, since it only has 13 votes."
Just tell me `subject` than a web server flood done by unleashing a horde of geeks directly the server's CGI image-feeding script...
Apparently he's posted the last 10 stories or so. Never seen the name before. Or else I never noticed.
Interesting contest, however, why is there a need for a splash screen? Would not it be better to change the application, so the startup sequence will be very short and the application will be immediately useable?
What about lazy initialisation/lazy loading of modules? I doubt that for common tasks you are going to use all modules/scripts/filters whatever. I think that it would be sufficient just to load list of modules and necessary information (such as icons or descriptions...). Then load module on first use.
Same can be used for other applications (OpenOffice?).
I do not believe that a modular application with good design can not be changed to use lazy initialisation/lazy loading. Perhaps I am wrong...
What do others think?
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What drives feature development with Open source isn't market demand or anticipated market demand, it's the whims of the individuals developing it, which may or may not be related to market wants/needs.
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Only the gimp team would make a movie of splash screens. ROTF.
So many posts criticising the use of the number 666... Looks like noone on slashdot has a sense of humour. The only acceptable jokes are old, unoriginal, non-innovative, stereotypical ones like "netcraft confirms it" and "in korea only old people...".
Well, maybe they ment that Everyone can "read" and "write" GIMP's new splashscreens ? Or... maybe not
Youch, I think we broke that one.
I really like Gimp however splash screens are lovely but shouldn't they be concentrating on making it an effective commercial alternative to Photoshop.
This is just retarded. Do the GIMP developers actually want their software to gain wider acceptance? It does not need a new splash screen, it needs a NEW NAME! Imagine trying to get someone to try the GIMP:
User: Can you get me a copy of Photoshop?
Advocate: No, but I can give you a copy of The GIMP, its a free alternative to Photoshop, and its really good!
User: The GIMP? What kind of a name is that? I'll get hold of Photoshop thanks!
I mean come on, GIMP developers - we all know its a great piece of software but you have to admit that marketing matters. Look at FilmGIMP - they changed their name to CinePaint. Why? "This change will present a more professional name", it says on their site.
The GIMP team would be much better off holding a new name contest than a splash screen contest.
Splash screens are the work of Satan himself!
I have a website. It's about Macs.
The Gimp team was forced to file for bankruptcy and cease development after its main supporters decided to cause a DDoS attack on their web site by simultaneously downloading a massive number of pictures and movies from their site.
SCO commented: "This attack is further proof that the Open Source community is largely a terrorist organization that cannot be trusted. They seem to be even as we speak cannabalizing their own allies. This behavior proves that we own linux."
Can I use Photoshop to draw the splashscreen?
What about removing the splash screen?
It's not usefull and just bothers me, gimp should use startup-notification as most.
Coz 666 is fstr 2 type thn 7oo
I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
Gimop isn;t going to be faster, or more fully featured, and will never be as user friendly as its closed source rivals.
But when it comes to splash screens, we will see the Open Source software outclasses even the best closed source application.
they should have seen this one coming and made a lighter version of their web page using 72x72 pixel thumbnails...
Good luck getting Jerry Falwell and his followers to switch to "evil open source" now.
And that comes from crowd that usually trashes Microsoft for it's "bloatware" and ridicules Windows users who install cute/stupid add-ons and desktop themes and whatnot.
"More than 666 splash screens have been submitted."
Is Satan into design now?
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Logically, then, they would be most applicable to applications such as graphical editors, games, or other graphically intense applications. Similarly, audio players (I'm thinking of WinAmp) benefit from "audio" splash screens.
An ancillary benefit of splash screens is to identify the version, build, available plug-ins, etc. of the application. And of course, show the progress of loading the application.
Nevertheless, it seems steps should be done to make them less annoying and more useful as applications and splash screens mature. I might suggest a list:
- No always on top splash screens
- Option to turn in off
- Dynamic content (perhaps downloaded periodically)
- Especially for editors, a "How did they do that" tutorial.
Steps such as these might make splash screene worth the resources they consume.I know I've seen this already and I don't really get my news anywhere else!
Topic first: I say take a random sample of about 23.41 pictures and then use them randomly every time the GIMP starts up, a bit like Jext.
OT: Interestingly 666 is also the number of man and was also code for Caesar Nero. There wasn't much free speech at the time. 666 is also 3/4 of 888 which is the number of Jesus in Greek [Iesous = iota (10) + eta (8) + sigma (200) + omicron (70) + upsilon (400) + sigma (200) = 888]. Hence man cannot save himself because 8 is the number of completion in the Bible, but Jesus Christ can save all men if they choose him. Remember, John 3:17, Christ came not into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through him might be saved. I think there's plenty of evidence that we don't need anyone to condemn us, we can do it on our own pretty easily.
How about having the image symbolize the free spirit of GNU software or Linux instead of some other graphic thingy.
you are such a gimp = you are such an idiot/simpleton/fool
funny how language translates, "i use gimp" will raise eyebrows in the pub if nothing else
don't forget:
/.'ing jokes
- i for one welcome our overlords
- step 1.2.3.4.profit
- servers down due to
- "in related news"
- "next headline:"
It gets boring...
99% of these are really horrible. Just because you know how to use GIMP doesn't make you an artist or a designer. As a matter of fact, I'd say the exact opposite is true: geeks use one side of their brain while artists use the other. Chances are, if you're a geek, you really suck at art and you should really just stop it. Why else was the internet butt ugly until the past couple of years? Because the graphic artists stepped up and stopped the programmers from designing.
To help distribute the load, I have mirrored the full movie on my website. Please go here to view it.
I guess that's slightly better than 616. (If you don't know, don't ask.)
Let me guess... a free copy of The Gimp! :)
Jiggity
No. I skipped Pulp Fiction because when I was old enough to understand R movies, I had already learned about the problems with The Walt Disney Company, its distributor. I see "bring out the GIMP" and think only "click the icon to launch a bitmap image editor".
http://www.mirrordot.org/stories/1ea08ca38aa3e189c 4f892d682bc1a21/200412020905317326-t.jpg
PIMP is taken, twice: as an older name for NSIS, and as part of the name of a Usenet UA for the GNOME desktop.
Obviously, there's enough interested Slashdot readers in the art created for GIMP to tear down the web server.
However, it's great to see the majority of you out there representing the oversized left brains of the world. Get back to work in your terminal windows!
Pulp Fiction is published by a division of The Walt Disney Company, one of the major advocates against the public domain. Do you want to associate yourself with people who immediately associate "gimp" with a Disney movie?
I'm thinking that, while a nice picture, an upside-down phallic mushroom with mud on the end of its stem is...well let's just say there are less subliminal options presented.
What is even worse is how programs with splash screens tend to be Java, meaning this splash screen stays on top for many seconds, perhaps up to 30 seconds while the program loads.
Eh, not really. While not attempting to deny you the fun of yanking random opinions from your ass and stating such as facts, I would have to disagree; splash screens cover the spectrum of apps out there.
As to sucking, I generally disapprove of gratuitous splash screens but I really dig the apps that incorporate progress indicators such as naming modules being loaded or the ever-ubiquitous progress meter. Oh, and since the Gimp is a tool primarily for artistic endeavors, it would seem reasonable to show off a little work that can be done with the tool while said tool loads. I always look forward to Gimp's new splash screens.
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I saw on the Simpsons the other night a joke about Family Guy that mentioned the South Park show where the old Koreans were the new overlords interested in profit from implementing a Beowulf cluster.
But then I'm new around here.
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"I really like Gimp however splash screens are lovely but shouldn't they be concentrating on making it an effective commercial alternative to Photoshop."
No they shouldn't As has been pointed out many, many, many, many some more, times. They aren't trying to be a "too cheap to buy photoshop" alternative. They are trying to be [drum roll] The GIMP, and that's it.
YOU (you specifically and all your cohorts) are more than free to fork it (one of the pluses of OSS. Try doing that with Windows) and spend the rest of your natural days trying to chase the impossible dream.
In short, GIMP. Use the full name if you want, pretty descriptive.
With a bar at the top/left/right/bottom of the screen that displays the status of loading applications.
It's enough to tell people whats going on without getting in their way.
You could even put a few bars under the mouse pointer if you wanted something a little more in your face.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
Bring out the GIMP. ...... the GIMP's sleeping.
Well I guess you'll just have to wake him up now, won't you!
Queue surfer music.
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Namely, putting all 666+ splash images ON A SINGLE PAGE! http://www.mukund.org/temp/gimp/judge/all.php
Even if 1/10th of them were worth displaying (which they're not), that's still too many to put on a single page. And people wonder why The GIMP is still looked down upon...
"This? I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterodactyl..."
I see that a lot of these splash screens are at least inspired by the work of various famous artists.
Wouldn't including derivates of these works with the software cause a legal liability for the distributers?
IANAL of course.
All I'm getting is a blank screen.
YES! We have a winner!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
What about lazy initialisation/lazy loading of modules?
It's a real pain to get threads and locking right in C. That's why nobody does it, and why the modules won't be loaded in the background. Languages like Java make this trivial, but the startup time for any Java GUI is slow (unless using SWT). Why somebody doesn't make these things easier in C or other compiled, linked languages is beyong me. But they don't, and that's why you don't get background loading.
"There should be choice then. Lets put an option to disable the splash screen!"
I got a much better idea. How about a group that even dares calling themselves GEEKS, do some research. This was mentioned last time, and the time before that, and the time before that. What do you all do, that makes it so freakin impossible for you to do some some research on the simplest of questions?
I'm never going to install quicktime.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
In other news, following GIMP tradition, all 666 splash screens were accepted by the developers and will appear in 666 separate splash windows when GIMP is started.
1) Most prosumer/professional digital cameras, scanners, and frame grabbers have at least 10-bit, and sometimes 12-bit channels. These are usually cast into 16-bit values in various compatible file formats (i.e. TIFF).
2) More importantly, it is critical that any blending or intensity mapping operations are computed (and have intermediate results stored) in 16-bit to avoid unnecessary banding and clipping. You cast down to 8-bit when exporting to an 8-bit-only file format. Otherwise it's better to keep the precision around to avoid artifacts.
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What is this "more than 666"? Do you mean 667? Why make such a random and meaningless statement?
If it was 666 at the time you wrote, why not say "so far 666 have been submitted". If you wanted to just indicate a large general number, why not say "more than 650" or "almost 700".
This is a near duplicate of comment http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=132130&cid=110 41084
- Force all plugins and extensions to implement an interface that self describes the modules... perhaps a special ELF segment naming the interface functions.
- Have a script that uses ld to link a special dynamic link library made up of all the individual plugin's initialization functions. (Since the names have to be unique, it'd need to examine the ELF segments in each DLL for the requisite functions to link, and to create the initialization order, serialiazing the function names to a text file)
- When GIMP loads, rather than scanning each plugin directly, it'd open the plugin-cache.so, then call a built-in function that reads the plugin-cache text file. It'd call each of the listed functions in turn from the plugin cache, and populate it's menus and toolbars with stubs that actually demand-load the plugins.
You'd probably need a system-wide and ~/.gimp specific plugin-cache.so/.txt.
The exception would be any plugins that directly render to the GIMP's UI or that require acquiring resources before the GIMP does.
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[Vanity]
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And what makes these kinds of complaints doubly ironic, is that we're always slamming businesses (PHB's, etc), and the people in them. And yet some are falling all over themselves for attention from the same. It's even affecting people's judgement as to what OSS is really about. Hint: It's NOT about producing free clones of closed source. Else Linus would have produced a clone of Windows NT, instead of what he did produce. Hell you don't even need OSS to get free stuff. Grab a cracked copy and you'll have what you all so desperately crave, and the interface and everything will be just so.
Once you've seen all splashes, you may want to help the judges to pick the best splash by voting for your favorites.
I have to look at all of them before I can vote? Really?
So many splash screens to choose from, yet the program still has a name that offends many to the point of not using it only because of its name. Perhaps the project should find new priorities.
all the geeky looking artwork was just that, looking geeky
If that... there should be some weeding out before people vote because at least 1/4 of the splashes are just some random picture somebody took with "gimp" border. Or some blurry art that hurts people's eyes to look at because they're trying to focus on it and can't.
They should have posted the contest to deviantart.com... then they would have gotten some really awesome ones.
What kind of system are you running OpenOffice that it is rendering the system useless until the application is loaded? Must be something crappy.
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The logo font has a tiny descender on the g and the p, so why not just call it "OIMO". Then people in the know can make fun of those newbs calling it oimo...
Even Don Hopkins (who should know better), makes the same mistake you do.
And yes there have been people who've petitioned Adobe for a port of PS. I'm assuming they're on our doorstep because that petition failed. Even Adobe recommends the GIMP for those requesting a port. OSS should be judged on it's own merits. Not how closely one apes PS. People don't like being compared to others, and judged inadequate. So why should a different standard be applied to software?
Is it just me? It seems to be encoded with DIVX, but VLC does not show a single frame of video.
Is this a Windows-only solution?
But the thing about the re-link is still important; this way you only dlopen one file at startup that does everything, and you still haven't touched any of the other plugins.
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and send it in, maybe you win.
Isn't it sort of ridiculous that an open-source project is using a proprietary closed-source video format?
1) Multiple virtual desktops
.). Most users are stupid. "The program didn't start in 2 seconds *CLICK CLICK* *CLICK CLICK* *CLICK CLICK* WHY THE HELL ARE THERE 4 OF THEM NOW?!!!?11111113
:)
2) NOT always on top (AOT splashes suck)
Some programs take unruly amounts of time to load (gimp being one of them, it loads ~800 plug-ins, brushes, patterns, tools, script engines, scripts. .
Splash screens are important: They represent a small portion of the program which loads quickly and shows the user that it is indeed loaded. Linux desktop environments as a courteousy flash an hourglass or a watch or bounce an icon; but they don't really track if the program is actually running or not.
KDE, for example, will bounce the icon and show a "Starting XXX" in the taskbar for a full 30 seconds if the started program exits (ps -A shows it's not there). I've had this happen when Firefox segfaults on start-up, multiple times. If Firefox had a splash screen, I wouldn't have stared at my background for a whole minute or two waiting
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I think you meant daemons... right?
Let's just have a /usr/share/gimp-2.2/splash/ subdirectory where gimp will choose one at random each time it's started. Give some of its arteest users some eyecandy to enjoy whenever they boot up.
All the screens kinda sucked, but that's not an invitation to slashdot this site TOO.
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Splash screens perform the job of making you think that the app takes less time to load than it does. It doesn matter how much it actually takes, because a couple more seconds doesn hurt productivity, but perceived delays are important, they are demotivational (is that a word?).
Splash screens are good at that, and that is one of the reason why they are so common, they add to a more pleasant user experience. Of course, eclipse and gnome sttyle splashes are nicer than others, noone likes always-on-top splash screens, but that's no reason to get rid of all of them.
"As reported here earlier"
I just thought of something. If every Slashdot story was prefixed with "As reported earlier" , then (technically) we wouldn't have any more dupes!
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http://www.popdizzy.com/archives/popdizzy-desired- products-childrens-knitted-gimp-suit
I couldn't see any splash screens that used photos from above (SFW), showing how children and gimps can work together.
The Launch Feedback in KDE goes a long way to alleviating any irritation. You have the notification of the program loading attached to your mouse cursor, and you can continue working on what you're doing until your program's finished loading uninterrupted.
One of the strengths of closed source is insulation of the developers from all the unecessary noise that we're witnessing with each and every GIMP article.
Naaa... the number of the GIMP should be 777 for read/write/execure ALL.
"OOo, on the other hand, is awful. There is a 3-4 second delay before even the splash screen is thrown up!"
/usr/lib/openoffice/program/spadmin to set the default printer to "generic postscrpit output" instead of to a networked printer.
I think the days are long gone when GEEKS actually did any kind of research.
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also download, install oooqs and run it on system start.
those two things together will greatly speed it up."
Any guesses as to how many of those images were really made with Photoshop?
... the stupid looking fox or whatever on it... otherwise people will think GIMP is some sort of insult to the mentally disabled. With the wilbur-fox thing, then at least people go "hmmm, i guess that's the gimp". Maybe they should consider changind the name. But then again, the open source movement seems to have problems with naming, as seen with phoenix->firebird->firefox. Maybe gimp will go something like gimp->handi->tard
Meh.
Pick one randomly at startup.
For those who don't want splash screen enable
gimp --nosplash
Slashdot posters complaining about the UI are trolling, nothing else. I've even stated here on slashdot that we would accept a patch that abstracts window handling in a way that allows to implement different backends. The default backend would be the current behaviour, another backend could implement a windows-in-windows UI. Everyone who keeps claiming that the GIMP developers wouldn't care or would refuse to accept any changes is either badly misinformed or a troll. Anyone who really cares should shut and start coding.
I recently posted a comment about OOo's infamous always-on-top splash screen.= 10920011
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=130816&cid
Your window manager might let you get rid of the splash screen. I use KDE 3.2, which lets me drag the screen away if I hold down Alt while dragging. More recently, I learned how to sink the splash screen beneath all the other windows:
KDE Control Center > LookNFeel > Window Behaviour > Actions > Inner Window-Title Bar & Frame > Modifier Key + Middle Mouse Button: set this to "Lower" (or "Toggle Raise and Lower")
Now when you middle-click the splash screen while holding down the Alt key (or whatever the "Modifier" key is set to), the splash screen is covered by all the other windows. Talk about retribution! Still, it bugs me that it doesn't automatically do this.
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A splash screen should be more than just a pretty picture; it should serve as a representation of what the program is about. Too many people think "Oooh, I took such a pretty photo once, this is my chance to be famous." Sorry, no.
Some of the stuff uploaded is wonderful (I remember one that had an artist's palette...simple yet evocative). I just wish someone had the time to reduce those 666+ submissions to a small subset chosen with the following rules:
- No unmanipulated photographs.
- If multiple minor variants on the same image are uploaded, only the first (or last--I don't really care how you break the tie) will be used.
That would be a huge public service.The Winner of the splash screen contest has been announced
Read the announcement from the mailing list archives
here or here
Link to the Winning Splash screen image,
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