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Astronaut Wants Space Program With No Frills

colonist writes "A veteran astronaut wants less comfort and more exploration for future missions. British-born astrophysicist Michael Foale has clocked up 374 days in space, more than any other American astronaut. Foale said, 'We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills', such as toilets or kitchen. However, he would like better oxygen-producing systems for the space station. Foale also talked about the Russians: they played 'some sort of Russian folk song. I'm not so sure it calmed me a lot.' As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition. From space, Foale saw a large black cloud over the Middle East: smoke from a bombed oil pipeline in Iraq."

360 comments

  1. unsure by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not sure what I think of no toilets :-|
    -nB

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    1. Re:unsure by Mz6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just pee on that tree over there.

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    2. Re:unsure by jeephistorian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not sure what I think of no toilets

      Might explain the need for better oxygen producers!

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    3. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK - you just open a window, and go when no-one's looking.

    4. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mix it with no kitchens and you get the idea...

    5. Re:unsure by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      No toilets mean they get where they are going quicker. The hard part is trying not to do the peepee dance the whole way.

    6. Re:unsure by xutopia · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Just pee on that *bush* over there.

    7. Re:unsure by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Informative

      I read Deke Slaton's book about the Apollo missions, and the way they described the bathroom situation on the early missions was downright scary. Basically, you have a tube that you clamp on your dong, and a plastic baggie that you flypaper to your ass. And you don't even want to know what they had to do to disinfect the bags. For a good six weeks after reading Moon Shot, I couldn't put my sandwitches in plastic bags.

    8. Re:unsure by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2

      That, and they have pee bladders built into the space suits.

    9. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, at least you'll be going where no man has gone before...

    10. Re:unsure by spellraiser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least it would solve this problem.

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    11. Re:unsure by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, doesn't sound too bad.

      Can I get one for my computer chair?

    12. Re:unsure by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      I don't know. The baggies sorta kill it for me. I'm sure the adult novelty industry could do some interesting things with the urine tube technology, though.

    13. Re:unsure by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, you don't need a kitchen nor a toilet because, you can just visit the Italian bistro in the engine room. Duh.

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    14. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well, that just Depends...

    15. Re:unsure by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      maybe they can extract better oxygen from feces?

    16. Re:unsure by The+Mgt · · Score: 1

      Stephen Baxter's 'Voyage' has a good description of this. Eeeewwww.

    17. Re:unsure by T-Keith · · Score: 0
      The article says:
      "We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills," Foale said, referring to amenities like toilets and a kitchen.

      The poster implies that he wants no frills like toilets, I believe he meant no frills when it comes to the toilets.

    18. Re:unsure by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      In space, noone can hear you pee.

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    19. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a urine tube is shown for god knows what plot-unrelated reason in the movie Kalifornia, by a man just before being killed by Brad Pitt's character.

    20. Re:unsure by renderhead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quicker? Not if they have to keep stopping at gas stations along the way!

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    21. Re:unsure by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      My step-grandfather owned his own sign-making shop when he was alive, and spent many hours out on the floor. Later on, when he developed cancer and heart disease, he was put on a catheter. He marveled at it, and said that if he had known about it before that he would have used it when at work. He subsequently proved his point by working a couple of days a week (about as much as he could do on his medication) with the catheter in place. He claimed that he got more than an hour of extra work done everyday by doing so, factoring in time to, in, and from the bathroom, and the time to lock the tools and then set them up again (some of the stuff he used was dangerous to leave out unattended, and had to be locked in a safe mode of sorts).

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    22. Re:unsure by Toresica · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they can hear you pee inside the shuttle.

      (And yes, I know it was a joke)

    23. Re:unsure by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Gives new meaning to the phrase "explosive decompression". :-)

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    24. Re:unsure by Striikerr · · Score: 2

      No need for this here on earth. Just use some of those empty 2L Coke bottles laying around your desk . Don't use Mountain Dew bottles though! You'll get them mixed up.. (and prolly won't even notice)

    25. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll just borrow the "Mount and Do" bottles from my cubicle neighbor in the office.

    26. Re:unsure by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I think it's a shitty idea. Piss-poor, even.

    27. Re:unsure by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Some senator/representative probably: "How do you go to the bathroom in space?"
      Jim Lovell: "Well, I tell you, it's a complicated procedure involving rolling down the window and looking for a gas station."
      -Apollo 13

    28. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never gone camping have you? A plastic baggie on my ass sounds a lot better than hanging it over a fallen log.

    29. Re:unsure by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Of course we'll notice! It will be when we hit our head on the desk after the caffeine depravation kicks in.

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    30. Re:unsure by iamacat · · Score: 1

      No toilets mean they get where they are going quicker.

      Especially if they properly use the resulting reactive mass.

    31. Re:unsure by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, when I'm sharing a bathroom with 5 international people I don't know,any sort of frills or fabric just sort of creeps me out. I mean, being at home is one thing, but when the seven foot tall hairy dude from Siberia is done with the toilet, I'm just going to have to hold it for six weeks if the fuzzy pink seat cover has brown stains on it.

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    32. Re:unsure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OK, I really don't want to knock these people offline, but if you believe Foale about the toilets, you need to hear this:

      http://www.prometheus-music.com/audio/comfortsofho me.mp3

      Buy somthing from them to make up for the hammering they get. They're nice people with a good cause.

      http://www.prometheus-music.com/ (Sorry, guys)

  2. Well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sice when did being able to take a dump become a 'frill'?

    1. Re:Well? by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Back in my day...we simply had to hold it until we got back to Earth. You kids and your weak bladders/intestines.

    2. Re:Well? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      For a change, a"Back in my day..."comment is actually accurate. Alan Shepard had to do it in his suit!

    3. Re:Well? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Informative
      we simply had to hold it until we got back to Earth.

      Alan Shepard didn't... Here is an interesting page about "creature comforts" in space.

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    4. Re:Well? by kfg · · Score: 1

      But that wasn't in space. It was on Earth.

      Nyeah!

      KFG

    5. Re:Well? by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My dad told me once that rain comes from astronauts emptying the sewage tank on the ships...

      I guess there is more truth to it than I thought :P

    6. Re:Well? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      News reporter: "Another malfunction, another delay. What could be going through a man's mind at a time like this?"
      Shepard: (looks around uncomfortably) "Gordo? Gordo, I have to urinate..."

      -The Right Stuff

  3. A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least he didn't get a wine bottle smashed on his face or something. I bet they just tell foreigners the kick-in-the-back is customary. "Get a load of this guy, Vladimir!" Da!

    1. Re:A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      A "kick of luck" is a figure of speech in both Finland and Sweden, when you get really lucky you've had a kick of luck ('onnenpotku' or 'lyckospark', respectively). And I think wishing for luck by giving a kick in the ass is a semi-humorous thradition which one sometimes sees here. I don't know which came first, the act or the linguistic concept, though.

    2. Re:A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he didn't get a wine bottle smashed on his face or something.

      don't you mean... vodka bottle? :)

    3. Re:A kick in the back? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, let's see: "kick of luck" vs. "break a leg"

      Which would YOU rather have? Let's hope NASA doesn't start taking our figures of speach literally!

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    4. Re:A kick in the back? by igxqrrl · · Score: 1
      Much as "break a leg" means good luck in the U.S.

      Of course when we wish "good luck" to our Russian cosmonaut counterparts by whacking their femurs with a baseball bat as they enter a spacecraft, it causes an international incident.

    5. Re:A kick in the back? by serutan · · Score: 1

      That was probably the cigarette-smoking refueling station attendant in Armageddon. After that whole asteroid incident was hushed up they promoted him to a desk job.

    6. Re:A kick in the back? by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      The English equivalent would be a 'stroke of luck'. I'm not sure whether it's delivered via a stick or a whip. YMMV.

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    7. Re:A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speech .. speech .. it's not that hard .. 2 e's .. write it 10 times before posting again.

  4. Except he is British by brejc8 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Michael Foale is actually British and not American.
    e.g. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3298031.stm

    1. Re:Except he is British by mrbill1234 · · Score: 0

      He is an American citizen. Just happens he was born in the UK.

    2. Re:Except he is British by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Sure he now resides in the US, but he was made in Britain :)

    3. Re:Except he is British by theodred · · Score: 3, Informative

      Born in the UK, dual UK-US nationality according to the wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Foale

    4. Re:Except he is British by brejc8 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected
      page

    5. Re:Except he is British by maharg · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only artists who were born in Britain and raised elsewhere claim to be British.

      For example, Eric Clapton grew up in Toronto, he lived there from infancy until he was 18 or so. But he calls himself British, because a Canadian couldn't be part of the "British Music Invasion".

    7. Re:Except he is British by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Informative
      Fail to see the supporting evidence in your link.
      Notice the difference between: British-born and British

      From the BBC:

      Foale was born in England in 1957 but moved to the United States in the 1980s to become an astronaut


      The US-flag on his uniform could also be taken as a pointer.
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    8. Re:Except he is British by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 3, Informative

      Foale was born and educated in the UK, but he moved to Houston after he graduated and took up US citizenship as the UK doesn't view putting people in space as a cost efficient way of doing science, so changing nationality was the best way to fulfill his aim of being an astronaut.

    9. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Based on his philosophy of efficiency rather than comfort, I thought he was Klingon.

    10. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eric Clapton was born in Ripley, Surrey, England on 30 March 1945. He went to school near where I live now and got his first guitar from a shop that used to be near me.

    11. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOOKY! The wikipedia article sites the references the dual nationality of Michael Foale to this article.

      I wonder how though it is going to be to Meta moderators this?

    12. Re:Except he is British by borroff · · Score: 5, Funny

      So was Benjamin Franklin, and look how that turned out...

    13. Re:Except he is British by IronicCheese · · Score: 1

      And all this time, I thought the Klingons were modeled on the Soviets of the late 1960s. Clever bastards turn out to be Brits the whole time?

      You're blowing my mind, man.

    14. Re:Except he is British by It's+all+Krista's+Fa · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he was made in a uterus, actually.

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    15. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Notice the difference between: British-born and British"

      What is the difference? Using your logic, the 9/11 terrorists were American because "they moved to the United States to become terrorists".

      "The US-flag on his uniform could also be taken as a pointer."

      It's a US mission, therefore he wears a US flag.

    16. Re:Except he is British by nlinecomputers · · Score: 0

      Nah if we was a Klingon they wouldn't have kicked him the back as he boarded they would have jabbed him with a painstick.

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    17. Re:Except he is British by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      He went to my school, in britain, King's Canterbury. He's quite definitely british. Unless americans suddenly have public school accents?

    18. Re:Except he is British by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure he was made in a uterus, actually.

      Fallopian tube. He grew up for a while in a uterus.

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    19. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is: does he consider tea at 3:30PM to be a luxery, or a basic requirement of life?

      Then you'd know whether he's British or not.

    20. Re:Except he is British by ploppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The UK doesn't view putting people in space as a cost efficient way of doing science

      Unfortunately more often than not the UK doesn't view doing any science/technology as cost effective. Better to leave it to the Americans. That way you pay for all the R&D (much more cost effective), the fact we have to kiss your asses for it seems beside the point.

      It's becoming necessary to go to the States to do any PhD level science/technology job not just if you want to be an astronaut.

      If you disagree then name one thing the UK is still world class in science or technology. I can't think of anything.

    21. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astronomy, particularly radio and x-ray astronomy.

    22. Re:Except he is British by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Michael Foal is a US Citizen born in Britain. It's only just recently that the US government started accepting the idea of dual-citizenships. Before that, to become a US Citizen you had to renounce any previous citizenships. The UK had a rule that a UK Citizen could do that and not have it legally count in the UK if you don't want it to. Thus the person ends up being a citizen of just the US if you ask the US, or a citizen of both the US and UK if you ask the UK. Which was internationally recognized I don't know.

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    23. Re:Except he is British by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Britain doesn't exactly have a manned space flight programme so Foale, like many people with space-orientated ambitions emigrated to a country where he could fulfil his dreams.

      Foale's got dual UK-US nationality but in a way it's safe to say that he's American for the same reasons that Rupert Murdoch is American: not because he especially wanted to be American but because becoming an American citizen was a means to an end.

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    24. Re:Except he is British by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Genetic research. World leaders in the field, in fact.

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    25. Re:Except he is British by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      If he lived in England the first 23 years of his life, then he is British, regardless of where he lives now, or what citizenship he may have gained elsewhere..

      Now, if his family had moved when he was 5 or something, that would be different.

    26. Re:Except he is British by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Ask him to spell various words. Then we will see...

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    27. Re:Except he is British by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      british informative :)
      I concur and will meta moderate that way too

      Britain needs a space program of some sort and this is as close as it gets.

  5. What? No holodeck?? by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0, Funny

    Explore strange new worlds, my ass!

  6. a very intresting article! by Emugamer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not one for reading articles usually, there are to many things going on in the world to read all about the changelog for SpamAssasin 3.0 or yet another diatribe on free vs. not-so-free vs. user rights vs. privacy... anyways, most of the time it all gets a bit repetitive, but if you are tired of that, read this one, its good, the poster sort of mangled it into a very curt summary but take a look, its worth the time

    1. Re:a very intresting article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found this interesting in no ways. If I see an advertisement for a spaceship for sale, one I can afford, I will get interested. And that one should have nice toilets and a nice kitchen. Not long now!! Any day!

      *hulk hulk*

    2. Re:a very intresting article! by mistersooreams · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't read the SpamAssassin changelogs? What are you doing on Slashdot?!

    3. Re:a very intresting article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not one for reading articles usually
      Then I hope you aren't one for posting usually.

    4. Re:a very intresting article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on, this comment is targetted at who, exactly? Slashdotters who don't have time to read the article, but do have time to read the comments? Hmmm.

  7. Russian traditions? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition

    What? Kicking ass is a proud American tradition with a long history. This is just an example of the westernization of Russia.

    No toilets? Wouldn't that make for a really shitty space program?

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    1. Re:Russian traditions? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      No toilets? Wouldn't that make for a really shitty space program?

      After seeing public restrooms in back-woods russia, I'd say they're just trying to make the place feel like home.

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    2. Re:Russian traditions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kicking ass and shitting all over the place we'll get to mars in no time no need to waste time on details just fly the damn thing like real man

  8. Future thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Damn, Easy Jet and the other low cost airlines haven't been around long, and this guy is already talking about low cost space travel, that boy sure has some business potential.

  9. Leaving the Garden of Eden by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Foale's suggestions for leaving the comfort zone ring true on several levels. We can't really explore space until we're ready to leave the Garden of Eden behind. So far, we're trying to take it with us -- everything must be 100% safe, from the toilets to the astronauts themselves. We're not going to get past the walls of the garden until there's a flaming sword -- until we must either push forward or die.

    I don't neccesarily mean that there will have to be some sort of global catastrophe, just that there will be no real exploration until a group of humans blasts off from Earth with no prospects to return. Ideally, they would be volunteers, but I don't think they can be the perfect psychological and physical specimens we're used to sending into space.

    Space simply won't be a "real" place until we have a real human presence, and that means the bad as well as the good. Expanding into the new world takes more than just tilling the land and never moving on. To extend the Eden analogy further: Man didn't really start his journey until Cain's jealousy reached its breaking point. I don't think that's a story of one guy who got mad at his brother -- it's an allegory about mankind's darker side, and how it's an integral part of our experience.

    To take a more recent example: when the US lost a dozen-plus troops in Somalia, we left with our tail tucked between our legs. Same thing a few years earlier in Beirut, when a few hundred troops were killed. But now, after losing several thousand lives in 9/11, we're able to bear the loss of hundreds in Iraq and Afghanistan... instead of turning tail, we're actually debating the issue.

    We won't reach space in any meaningful way until all of humanity is represented -- both good and bad. That's why we're just spinning our wheels at the moment, playing on the outskirts of Eden. It won't be until Cain shows up -- until someone walks out the airlock in despair, someone fights over resources or a mate, or until there's a war over some metal-rich asteroid -- that humans will truly be able to call themselves citizens of space.

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    1. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by bhsurfer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alright, that's it. I've had it with you people. I'm going back to Tralfamador. And I'm taking your wife with me...

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    2. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Wholly excellent.
      I wish you were not right about the "flaiming sword" point, but you are.

      It's just that this (not so) perfect psychological and physical specimen really would like some basics if I "ain't comin back".

      As to the article: I really liked the concept of using the space station as a base for Lunar exploration and, in turn using the Moon as a base of operations for a Mars expidition.
      -nB

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    3. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Foale's suggestions for leaving the comfort zone ring true on several levels. We can't really explore space until we're ready to leave the Garden of Eden behind. So far, we're trying to take it with us -- everything must be 100% safe, from the toilets to the astronauts themselves. We're not going to get past the walls of the garden until there's a flaming sword -- until we must either push forward or die.

      Well you can't throwing money and people at space either. If certain safty procautions aren't met you're garounteed to fail (at least some of the time) and when you fail, you stop getting money to try again. If the people with the money aren't pleased with the current minimalistic failure rate, they're sure not going to agree with any increases.

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    4. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      We can't even figure out how to keep people alive on Mars let alone figure out how to let them live like monks.

    5. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by wizrd_nml · · Score: 1
      I don't neccesarily mean that there will have to be some sort of global catastrophe, just that there will be no real exploration until a group of humans blasts off from Earth with no prospects to return.

      Fair enough, but where are you sending them? So far everything we've seen within a thousand lifetimes of space travel has been uninhabitable.

    6. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by RWerp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hope you are wrong and that humanity could make a 'new start' in space, without taking everything which is wrong with it to space.

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    7. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by moonbender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wanted to write an insightful rebuttal, except I don't seem to understand what exactly to rebut. A bit too much metaphor, too little substance maybe. To reach space in a "meaningful way"? "Citizens of space"? Very elaborate, though...

      If there was some sort of actual incentive to go to space, like Earth being growingly uninhabitable or some sort of extremely rare material only available on an asteroid, then yes, space "exploration" would increase. That's what you seem to be saying - but that's really quite obvious, isn't it? But for now the only incentive is academic, and most of the actual exploring is better done from Earth itself.

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    8. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I have no problem with sending the bad stuff into space. Sending the bad stuff into space with life support equipment, that's a different matter...

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    9. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Mars will do just fine, thank you.

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    10. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Earth being growingly uninhabitable

      Almost there.

      some sort of extremely rare material only available on an asteroid

      Helium 3. Gold nuggets the size of your head. mountains of pure iron. All in a place with no zoning regulations or air quality standards.

      How's that for incentive?

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    11. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a sad comment.

      Space exploration is about man reaching out and wonderment, not about man being nagged to get off the couch and get the groceries from the car.

      >Space simply won't be a "real" place until we have a real human presence

      And why do we need to have space become "real" as opposed to what it is now. ("non-real"?)

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    12. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by SunPin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People must die to succeed. Americans don't have a tolerance for death to match the amount of people they end up killing. The score in Mogadishu was 4000 dead Somalis to 12 dead U.S. soldiers. The media called that a defeat and the military wasn't sophisticated enough to set it straight. I think the Chinese will _completely_ change the rules of space exploration and make failure/death a necessary part of progress in space. It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas. You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die." That's the kind of attitude _a_ space program needs. Athletes make poor heroes. This space exploration problem runs deep.

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    13. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 1
      Many people believe orbital colonies are the way to go (and many don't - establishing an initial presence on Mars would likely be easier in the short term, but wouldn't gain you nearly as much in the long term). But just because there aren't any planets to move to, doesn't mean there's no place in the solar system we could go, at least after just a few years of construction with present-day technology.

      Life in space would be hard for a few years, but it could be a lot better with time.

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    14. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1

      I don't neccesarily mean that there will have to be some sort of global catastrophe, just that there will be no real exploration until a group of humans blasts off from Earth with no prospects to return. Ideally, they would be volunteers . . .

      . . . but if you relax that constraint, think of the possibilities! Example: isn't it an election year in the U.S.? I can think of several candidates (so to speak) for a one-way trip into space.

    15. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're all going to die. If it happens while I'm exploring a crater on the Moon, or standing on Phobos while watching Mars below me, or flying through the rings of Saturn, or standing to close to a geyser on Triton, then at least it happens while I'm doing something so marvellous and beautiful as actually travelling through space, exploring its wonders. It beats the prospect of dying by the hands of a murderer, or in a natural disaster, or in a car accident on my way to my boring workplace, just because I wanted to stay on Earth because I thought it was safer than travelling through the Solar System. Safer, perhaps. More exciting? Hmmm.

    16. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by notsoanonymouscoward · · Score: 1

      Yeah lets exchange one gravity well for another. Granted that hole isn't as deep but still... If you really want to get things going, a moon base would be a better first step.

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    17. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by kayak334 · · Score: 1

      Earth being growingly uninhabitable

      >>Almost there.


      How, exactly, are we "almost there?" I really am curious.

    18. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something that Republicans and other jingoists don't grasp when they put up comparative kill counts is that, on the types of mission the U.S. military has been used for since at least the Vietnam war, kills for "the other side" count against us too. Somolia, like Afghanistan, like Iraq, was a "hearts and minds" type mission -- we show up to, at least purportedly, help protect the people of the country we're occupying against the brutal, repressive government of their country. Now, the only way this works even in theory is if we go out of our way to be fucking angels -- winning their "hearts and minds" -- while we're in-country. Killing lots and lots of the population of the country isn't particularly angelic, though.

    19. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      That depends on what "growingly uninhabitable" means.

      Is growingly a word?

      If growingly means "We have the systems in place" then, yes, we're almost there. We just have to pull the trigger.

      If it means "it's already uninhabitable in places and getting worse" then, no.

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    20. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm all for mindless American bashing (Their beer is weak!) but having a low tolerence for death isn't solely an American thing.

      I recall one South Asian country pulled from Iraq after a few of their hostages were killed, but America still are there after over a thousand military deaths.

      >It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas.

      When did a hero become someone who throws their life away like yesterday's newspaper? A life-long dedication I can see, but not if the life isn't that long.

      >You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die."

      Maybe because its a dumb thing to say except when you are showing-off?

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    21. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the main reason many people would like to move to space if they could is the same reason many left Europe for the New World: to escape opression, to start anew. Earth no longer feels like it's big enough to do this. Space, though - well, it's pretty big.

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    22. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas."

      Francis Scobee, Michael J. Smith, Ronald McNair, Ellison Onizuka, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnick, Christa Corrigan McAuliffe, Rick D. Husband, William C. McCool, Michael P. Anderson, Ilan Ramon, Kalpana Chawla, David M. Brown, Laurel Clark, Virgil Grissom, Edward White, Roger Chaffee

      Heros all.

    23. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by karnal · · Score: 1

      And I'm taking your wife with me...

      Please do. Hell, I'm not even married yet and you can have her.

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    24. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by moonbender · · Score: 1

      You might be right saying that many people would like to live in some kind of wonderland in outer space, in the same vein as the many people who would like to live in some kind of fairy tale world. Space is pretty big, as you correctly point out, and pretty much none of what we've seen of it so far makes for a good destination for any settlers.
      And while the analogy of the settlers fleeing oppression and, crucially, poverty in Europe and seeking their luck in the New World might be in some people's heads[1], it's really doesn't apply. I guess we'll have to deal with the oppression in some other way.

      [1] Probably mostly in the heads of people who are neither poor nor oppressed.

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    25. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't heros do something heroic other then just die in a large explosion?

      Next you'll say that the people in the WTC were heros too. They weren't heros, just people with an unfortunate work address.

    26. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by SunPin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die."

      Maybe because its a dumb thing to say except when you are showing-off?


      I say it every day. It has nothing to do with "showing off." In has to do with attitude. Fear tends to find it's way into everything in the U.S. We have a culture of fear. We buy stuff to fight fear and we declare War on whatever we fear when we can't just throw money at it so it goes away.


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    27. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Americans don't have a tolerance for death to match the amount of people they end up killing.

      All broad generalizations are false. Of course you've forgotten Tarawa, Iwo Jima, the Chosin Resevoir, and countless other places where the US public put up with high casualty counts but went forward. In general, what the US public seems to want is casualties proportional to the worth of the enterprise. The average US citizen didn't think Somalia was worth much, if anything at all. This appears to be an appraisal shared by the rest of the world, who didn't exactly jump in to set the situation right after the US withdrawal.

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    28. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Gravity has distinct advantages. For one, we're designed (or evolved, depending on your take on the issue) for gravity.

      2nd, It's easier to build things in gravity.

      3rd, you've got to haul supplies from some gravity well somewhere to build orbital colonies. On the moon, you don't have to haul out of a gravity well at all to build things on the moon.

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    29. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pity Tralfamador (unless they've found a way to extract energy from bitching and nagging).

    30. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by jhagler · · Score: 1

      ::When did a hero become someone who throws their life away like yesterday's newspaper? A life-long dedication I can see, but not if the life isn't that long.

      He didn't say anything about throwing your life away, just being willing to risk it. If nobody had been willing to put themselves on a rickety ass little boat and cross the Atlantic, the only people in America would be the indians (not that that would be a bad thing, but that's another discussion). If nobody had been willing to strap themselves onto a couple of pieces of wood and some canvas and set off down the beach, we wouldn't have airplanes.

      Every major step in the course of humanity has involved risk. Peope died trying to cross the oceans, people died trying to create a plane, people died trying to get man in orbit. People die, you learn from their mistakes, and you press on. Your job is not to die in the persuit of the goal, your job is to be the first person to reach the goal. Accept that there will be losses and don't let them be in vain.

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    31. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      If you think saying "fuck it all, today is a good day to die" is the solution to all the worlds problems, then I hope that you will say it very soon.

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    32. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. And please, make sure that you have a friend with a video camera, so that whether you live or die you can leave behind a funny video clip.

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    33. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      If nobody had been willing to put themselves on a rickety ass little boat and cross the Atlantic, the only people in America would be the Indians (not that that would be a bad thing, but that's another discussion).

      Maybe so... if the folks in India had figured out a way to cross the Pacific.

      Of course, they would have called the natives "Europeans", wouldn't they?

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    34. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      But what about the studies that say low gravity causes health problems (decreases bone densitiy I think?)

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    35. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by the_meager · · Score: 1

      Heinlein pretty much hit the nail on the head a few years ago... the next shot for a free society is in outerspace. Sure, projects like the Free State Project might help a little bit, but they're not going to achieve all of their goals.

      There's still way too many people on Earth, particularly in power governments (the U.S. Government in the instance of the FSP) that are going to go wave their finger and say "Oh, no you don't!".

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    36. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by the_meager · · Score: 1

      "And while the analogy of the settlers fleeing oppression and, crucially, poverty in Europe and seeking their luck in the New World might be in some people's heads [1], it's really doesn't apply."

      Are you seriously contesting that throughout the past few hundred years, Europeans haven't been coming to the New World to get away from little things like oppression, poverty, and even starvation? Please.

      Sure, the leaders of many rebellions and mass exoduses from political, socio-economic, or religiouis oppression might be well-to-do or intellectual "elites", but oppression and poverty is hardly a thing in the heads of the non-poor and the non-oppress.

      I don't believe the person you responded to meant that the situation is exactly alike, only quite analogous to it -- and he's right.

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    37. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 1

      Space is pretty big, as you correctly point out, and pretty much none of what we've seen of it so far makes for a good destination for any settlers. I posted a link to this elsewhere in this thread, so I apologize for repeating myself, but orbital colonies offer one such destination... we just have to build them. The technology to do so isn't anything that we don't already have. You might want to consider reading Gerrard O'Neill's The High Frontier. It's a solution that has some issues - mainly, the startup cost of his particular vision is enormous - but a more staged approach starting a lot smaller seems quite possible, once the cost of access to space gets down to something people can afford.

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    38. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously contesting that throughout the past few hundred years, Europeans haven't been coming to the New World to get away from little things like oppression, poverty, and even starvation? Please.

      No, I am absolutely not. I don't know how you got that from my post. In fact, I brought up the "poverty" thing - I guess the most common reason for immigration to the USA (thus "crucially").

      What I said is that the analogy does not apply. While people did flee from Europe for all those reasons, people won't flee from Earth for those reasons in the forseeable future. Especially not poverty. This is for various reasons, one of them being the fact that there is no where to flee to for the moment. There is no "New World", and nothing even vaguely analogous to it.

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    39. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by ripsnorta · · Score: 1

      I like this. Wish I had mod points. I've heard this another way: It's not a tragedy to die doing something you love.

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    40. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by the_meager · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok. I understand where you were coming from now.

      I apologize for any perceived hostility.

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    41. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by moonbender · · Score: 1

      No offense taken, or at least that's what I'm saying now. :)

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    42. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're a fucking idiot.

    43. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "or until there's a war over some metal-rich asteroid"

      Listen up folks: if the moon were made of solid gold it STILL wouldn't be worth it (financially) to get pieces of it and bring it back to Earth. That goes doubly so for asteroids and stuff farther away. Do the frickin' math people.

      Anti-matter, on the other hand...

    44. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Let us expand and create the same problems in space that we have here. This is just an example of humanity running away from itself..... Again.

    45. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Their beer is weak!)

      "Fucking close to water", I believe, is the correct nerdlian approved expression.

    46. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 1
      Don't heros do something heroic other then just die in a large explosion?
      Sure.

      Having the guts and drive to survive the astronaut selection program and then climb onto a stack with a few thousand tons of solid rocket fuel and liquid hydrogen and oxygen, with what's likely a 1% or higher risk of death, certainly is a fairly heroic set of circumstances.

    47. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by jangobongo · · Score: 0

      Well, its not like we can just pile into a spaceship and go somewhere like it's a roadtrip.

      First, we gotta pack all the stuff we're gonna need, because there aren't any 7-11's or Autozones or Home Depot's on the way.

      Then we need a place to go to! There's no feasable way to even leave the solar system unless we're prepared to send off a group of people never to be seen or heard from again to another sun that may or may not have a planet, much less one habitable by humans. Remember that views we get in telescopes of distant objects outside the solar system show things as they were X amount of time ago, due to the distances light travels. That object may not even be in that location by the time a ship arrives there.

      So that leaves our own solar system, which is still a very inhospitable place. I would love to see a base established on the moon, and one on Mars too, even a real space station for the masses. But there has to be a lot of thought and preparation (and money) to do that or else it's doomed before it even gets out of orbit.

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    48. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 1
      Especially not poverty. This is for various reasons, one of them being the fact that there is no where to flee to for the moment.

      I have to agree with that. I'm not saying it'll happen next week, exactly - we'd have to build the places we'd be going to, which is difficult and expensive. And that means the poor won't be able to afford it for a long time, unless governments foot a big part of the bill in an attempt to colonize space (which I think is a definite possibility, but not until space access costs come down a great deal.) But I actually wasn't talking about poor people in my original post: oppression and poverty aren't the same thing. You can be relatively well to do and still fell oppressed, and yet there may be nowhere to go on Earth where you can get away from that.

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    49. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by SunPin · · Score: 1

      No disagreement there. What happens after they secure an astronaut position? NASA turns them into bureaucrats. The process of becoming an astronaut is orders of magnitude more exciting than being one.

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    50. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by cmowire · · Score: 1

      See, you do have good points, but...

      There's a minimum standard of comfort necessary, psychologically, for mental health. I, personally, would rate at least one working crapper to be part of that. Remember, people in tight proximity like this can do really bizare things that psychoanalysis doesn't do much to explore.

    51. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by npsimons · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason many people would like to move to space if they could is the same reason many left Europe for the New World: to escape opression, to start anew. Earth no longer feels like it's big enough to do this. Space, though - well, it's pretty big.

      I think you've hit the nail right on the head.


      When I was in high school, I would hang out in the computer lab during lunch. Why? Well, there were a couple of reaons, not the least of which was because there were computers to play with. But another important reason is that none of the jocks, popular people or teachers/administrators (excepting the computer teacher) were there.


      Now, out in the "real world", I have nowhere to run, nowhere to go if I want to "play with" computers. When I voice my dissatisfaction with current events, I'm told by some so-called patriots "if you don't like it, leave". Where? Where the fuck am I supposed to go? There's nowhere left to go on this planet. This nation (America) is about as free as one can find, but it's still not free enough.


      Maybe another Earth like planet would be nice, but don't have the means to get there. Hmm, maybe if we convince them to make a penal colony on the moon, then commit a crime (like watching DVDs on Linux) to get deported . . ."The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" anyone?

    52. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by cmowire · · Score: 1

      You aren't entirely correct there.

      Remember, the primary cost of space exploration is getting stuff *up*. Without that cost, all you need to do is make sure that stuff still works without gravity and doesn't leak, which is a relatively trivial problem.

      If there was an asteroid composed entirely of gold, you could maybe bother with wrapping it in some metal or refractories and then push it, perhaps just by painting one side of it a different color, or putting a small ion drive on the side, towards the desert in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/etc. The total cost would probably be less than the gold, even after the accompanying hit the commodity market would take, although you'd probably want a lot more than 2 blackhawk helicopters for escort when it splats. ;)

    53. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by transatlantique78 · · Score: 1

      The parent poster was referring to a gravity well, not claiming we should live in a gravity-free environment.

      The Earth being an important gravity well, Mars being 1/3 as deep a well, and the Moon at 1/6 would be a puddle.

      An orbital colony allows any desired gravity for comfort, without the well.
      </nitpick>

      That said, regarding your 2nd point : for the little actual building in orbit we've attempted, my belief is that it's too soon to say.

      As for point 3, I agree. We'll eventually manage to use space-borne resources, but that'll only be once we have the needed infrastructure in place. Until then, we'll have to haul up a lot of stuff.

      Which brings us back to the perspective of a space elevator.

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    54. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helium 3. Gold nuggets the size of your head. mountains of pure iron. All in a place with no zoning regulations or air quality standards.

      So, you would suggest spending billions on a mission into space to retrieve a few million dollars worth of minerals. And don't you think there might be some regulations on sending rocket ships into space (hint: there are).

    55. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes

      That guy who said "lets roll" don't know his name sorry durring 911 attacks sounds like a hero to me

    56. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      To take a more recent example: when the US lost a dozen-plus troops in Somalia, we left with our tail tucked between our legs. Same thing a few years earlier in Beirut, when a few hundred troops were killed. But now, after losing several thousand lives in 9/11, we're able to bear the loss of hundreds in Iraq and Afghanistan... instead of turning tail, we're actually debating the issue.

      "able to bear the loss" == "don't give a rat's ass"
      It's not like YOU have any family over there, right? Glad to see you're bearing our losses so well, way to be tough.

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    57. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by eingram · · Score: 1

      Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas. There are plenty of people who would be willing to put their life on the line for big ideas if they were not being stopped by outside forces (the government, perhaps).

    58. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I really liked the concept of using the space station as a base for Lunar exploration and, in turn using the Moon as a base of operations for a Mars expidition.

      Except both would be completely useless for that purpose.

      The ISS is in an absolutely useless orbit, and is in that orbit solely so that the Russians can reach it using their launch facilities in Kazakhstan.

      As to using the Moon as a base of operations for a Mars expedition: what sense does it make to go to all the trouble of leaving Earth's gravity, only to have to slow down, get into the Moon's orbit, land on the Moon, and then have to leave it again, all in order to get to Mars? It's much easier to just go on a direct route. We should be following the Mars Direct or Mars Semi-Direct plans for reaching Mars, not coming up with some plan that's reminiscent of the 90-day Report in it's "I'll scratch your back, and you scratch mine" nature.

    59. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Not really. The Moon is essentially a big money hole, in that you spend lots and lots and get very little in return.

      First, there is zero (or near zero) possibility for a Moon base to be self-sufficient. You're always going to have to lug things up there from Earth.

      A Mars base, on the other hand, has the possibility of at least limited self-sufficiency. The base can get oxygen from the atmosphere (Martian atmosphere is mostly CO2), water from the ice caps or the permafrost, and rocket fuel can be produced there as well (using the same method outlined in the Mars Direct and Mars Semi-Direct plans).

      Lastly, we humans do generally do better in gravity. Mars has more gravity than the Moon, so humans living there would suffer less from the adverse health effects of low/no gravity.

      And while it's easy to say, "We should just send people and forget about bringing them back," are you really willing to send someone into what will be an extremely hard, and probably much shorter life just so you can say, "But see? We're doing zero frills space exploration!" Unless they can have at least a decent life once they arrive at their permanent destination, no one is going to want to go.

    60. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Cska+Sofia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every day? Really?

      "Hey, this photocopier is broken, you'll have to use the one downstairs."

      "I shall do this! Today is a good day to die!"

    61. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      It's not like YOU have any family over there, right? Glad to see you're bearing our losses so well, way to be tough.

      Wrong, Einstein. Got a cousin with the 4th ID, just returned from Tikrit, and I personally believe the whole war is a poorly managed mistake, a distraction from the work that still needs to be done in Afghanistan. But that's a topic for politics.slashdot.org.

      I wanted to make the point about becoming inured to loss after 9/11. Before then, we had a mighty army that was perceived to turn tail and run when the going got tough. The armed forces themselves never had such a weakness, of course. They know that the purpose of an army is to kill and/or die, preferably more of the former and less of the latter. After 9/11, I think we civilians gained a better understanding of that fact. Now, the debate is about whether the losses are acceptable in light of the military goal -- where it used to be a knee-jerk response to pull out.

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    62. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I have always thought dying in some kind of Aztec ritual sacrifice would be cool. Not many people get to see their own heart beating before their eyes :)

    63. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Chinese will _completely_ change the rules of space exploration and make failure/death a necessary part of progress in space.

      Sure, if using people like cannon fodder is considered progress. I consider it the exact opposite. The US has set the bar with zero Astronauts lost outside the atmosphere. On the ground, yes, during launch, yes, on reentry, yes. Do you even understand the story of Apollo 13? Those men, in the air and on the ground, were heroes. They faced the void, fought and came back safely. That was a victory.

      Going into space is never safe, reguardless of who sends you or how, ask the crew of the Columbia. To strive for space without reguard for human life is just plain stupid. There are costs for testing, advancement and exploration, but nothing is undertaken without some attempt to mitigate risk. Even Alaskan Crab fishermen have survival suits than can preserve their lives if they can don them in time. Those same suits are used in rescue procedures to attempt the recovery of overboard fishermen.

      People will always be at risk going into space, luxury or no. If Americans were so deathly afraid of loosing men and women, then we would have no manned space program. As it is, pundits and naysayers say manned space flight is not a worthwhile enterprise, yet we still do it. And as we do it, we learn more and more about mitigating risk and doing it better.

      Lewis and Clark were pioneers. They went into the unknown. They brought supplies and tried to get every ace up their sleeve they could. What use is going into the unknown if you cannot come back, share it with your fellow man and lead the way for more?

    64. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by turgid · · Score: 1

      Aztec ritual? Wasn't that from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

    65. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      Now, out in the "real world", I have nowhere to run, nowhere to go if I want to "play with" computers.

      You might want to move out of your parent's house. Then you can lock yourself in your apartment, put on a tin foil hat, and play with your computer as much as you want.

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  10. Since when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is a toilet a frill?

    1. Re:Since when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about you, but it feels great to drop a load out my arse.

  11. Cost cutting by Mateito · · Score: 3, Funny
    'We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills', such as toilets or kitchen.

    3 1/2' of 3/4 PVC tubing could replace both of them.

    That will stop all those people joining the space program just for the free feed, right!

  12. Spartan Space Program? by cbelle13013 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I would advertise "no frills" as Spartan. It seems like "no frills" should be called "inexpensive" or "streamlined". Those are good things that come to mind, not Spartan.

    1. Re:Spartan Space Program? by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      He wants a Spartan space program?!!!

      What is that, a guy on a catapult?!!!


      ehhh, at least he didn't say he wanted a Trojan space program...

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    2. Re:Spartan Space Program? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      No toilets or kitchens goes a little beyond "no frills", I think. "Spartan" definately seems like the right word for what he's suggesting.

      I think he's probably right, but lets at least call it what it is.

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    3. Re:Spartan Space Program? by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

      Good thing they didn't include that "Spartan" word in the summary. One can't go boosting a Michigan State University space program on Slashdot! It's got Ann Arbor roots!

  13. ok, back to school by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    when you write something, do not include more than one topic in a paragraph.

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  14. When *I* was your age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We had to travel into orbit, UPHILL BOTH WAYS. We didn't have any of this new-fangled technology. We used duct tape and chewing gum, AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. Damned young whipper snappers, always wanting comfort.

    1. Re:When *I* was your age by Ayaress · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of when I had a "talk" with my nephew about wasting harddrive space. I told him that when I was his age, I had a 10 meg harddrive, DblSpace'd to around 18, with two operating systems, seven major applications, and over 30 games. The kid's 12, and he can't remember data formats that can't be effectively measured in gigabytes. I feel old:(

    2. Re:When *I* was your age by Richard+Whittaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your computer had a hard drive when you were 12? Your not old... ;)

    3. Re:When *I* was your age by ploppy · · Score: 1

      When I was 12 kids didn't have computers. There was no IBM PC. You're not old ... :-)

    4. Re:When *I* was your age by borgasm · · Score: 1

      Had to smile reading your comment. My friends and I were chatting the other day about what exactly we did before the Internet. We basically centered on more trips to the Library, and more outside activities. I always feel old....

    5. Re:When *I* was your age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was your age we didn't have SHOES to wear to orbit! We marched through the snow barefoot! I had a piece of wood that I would throw down to stand on to warm my feet and I would carry it under my arm to warm it.

      And the space program today with their namby-pamby 'launch platforms'! In my day we'd launch from the mission commander's driveway! He'd have to park on the street while we did it and by the time we would get back from the mission his car would be all dinged up. He's complain and complain! But he was always a candy ass.

      We didn't have a reusable launch vehicle either! (even if it is only part reusable) We got some TNT and threw it under a bucket then sat on it! Every time I see that 'Buns of Steel' workout video I think of THIS GREAT COUNTRY's early asstronauts! You needed a tough touche in those days to make it to orbit. Astronauts in the old days used to train by having every astronaut on base line up and take turns punching them in the buttox. AND THEY LIKED IT!! ... fruity bunch, those astronauts.

    6. Re:When *I* was your age by rk · · Score: 1

      Chewing gum? Hey, you got any Beeman's? Loan me some, willya? I'll pay you back later!

    7. Re:When *I* was your age by falzer · · Score: 1

      You mean you didn't dial in to BBSs?

    8. Re:When *I* was your age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you were 12 you were a kid?
      You're not old!

      When I was twelve I was a lungfish.

  15. strange imagery by dj42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's a strange time we live in when astronauts are flying into space and note large plumes of smoke from ongoing wars.

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    We are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Back to you with the weather, Bob!
    1. Re:strange imagery by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty good description of where our priorities (especially spending) are isn't it? Personally I would like to see more astronauts and fewer plumes of smoke.

    2. Re:strange imagery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, you should tell the terrorists to stop trying to kill us because we want to explore outer space.

    3. Re:strange imagery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Exactly.
      Why in the world would we wish to kill, harm, torture?
      Why would we not want to build a scoiety where there's a place for everyone, where noone has to be afraid, or hungry, or illiterate and uneducated?
      Why would we wish to spend time and resources on inventing new ways to destroy and kill?
      We don't have to do it, it doesn't improve anything by doing it, and it wont make anyone happier.

      We do it, probably because we are no different from other animals, except for our intelligence. We are shortsighted, we are greedy beyond any reason (some think greed is wonderful), and we seem to have severe difficulties when it comes to think about others.

      There is absolutely no reason for us to battle for land, or food, or resources, or technology, and certainly no reason to battle over whose imaginary friend is the best.

      With technology we could provide for everyone everything they need. No reason to fight for it. When we realise that we can do it and the only thing holding us back is the wish for humankind to never ever grow up, that will be the day we deserve to exist.

      Those who do not wish to see a society where people have the possibility to live safe and enlightened and happy lives, they can be provided a desert island somewhere, where they can tell each other what to do with their own bodies, where they can kill each other for not believing in gods, where they can tell people fairytales instead of educating them, where they can deny people healthcare because they are poor, where they can limit freedoms because they think it might make the world safer, when the only thing that would make it safer is when they stop acting the way they do.

    4. Re:strange imagery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Imagine for a second that no nation from the Western World (none mentioned, none forgotten, ahem) interfered with the Middle East, or tried to lay their hands on the natural resources there. How likely is it that they would be pissed off at us?

      What our leaders did yesterday (making Saddam president, selling weapons to both Iraq and Iran, give support to Osama, making the dictatorship SaudiArabia an ally... etc etc etc) is what we're paying the price for now. That's something to think about when we elect today's leaders. Do you want to be responsible for tomorrow's problems?

    5. Re:strange imagery by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, you should tell the terrorists to stop trying to kill us because we want to explore outer space."

      Insightful? The pipeline that was blown up is in Iraq.

      Smoke something else, whatever you're doing is bad for your brain.

      --
  16. A Russian Tradition? by rbanzai · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition"

    I doubt that this is a Russian tradition. It's what my last boss did when he showed me my cube.

  17. In Soviet Russia... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition.

    ass kicks YOU!

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
  18. The truth about our near term space future by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Informative

    The US has involved itself in a huge pork project (ISS) that will syphon off most of the money for space in the near future. Talk of Mars is just that, talk. The US is floating a $7 trillion dollar real debt, huge deficits, and (according to the Fed study) a social security future deficit of $50 TRILLION. If you think the govt is going to fund a Mars program or any other new manned program you are deluded.

    1. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you think any of those budget issues / spending problems is ever going to stop MORE govt spending then you are deluded.

      the government is based on the idea of spending money it doesnt have.

    2. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 0
      the government is based on the idea of spending money it doesnt have.

      Thats right - to buy the complacency of the citizenry. That means more tax cuts (a form of spending) so people can buy more plasma TVs and SUVs. Not to send people to Mars.

    3. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All it takes is to divert about 10% of the (now gargantuan) defense budget to NASA.

      $50 billion of extra spending in space could advance humankind farther in a decade than things have gone in the last two.

    4. Re:The truth about our near term space future by fafalone · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is why someone needs to convince Bush there's oil on Mars, shouldn't be too hard.

    5. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All it takes is to divert about 10% of the (now gargantuan) defense budget to NASA.

      Of which there is zero chance now or in the future. In fact the more likely scenario is that even existing NASA funding will go to finance operations in the Middle East.

    6. Re:The truth about our near term space future by nbowman · · Score: 1

      No Tax cuts are NOT spending. Period. Go take an econ class and or an accounting class. Taxes are revenue. Tax cuts mean less revenue, which means (in theory anyway, since it never seems to happen) you have to cut spending. But Tax cuts != spending.

    7. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA would get even more money if the Feds were to divert 10% of what's wasted on entitlements. The DoD budget is a small fraction of what the US Federal Govt spends each year.

    8. Re:The truth about our near term space future by CrashPanic · · Score: 1

      Well what if they did find oil on Mars? Would that maybe pique someone's interest?

      --
      "There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" -Microsoft
    9. Re:The truth about our near term space future by pizen · · Score: 1

      Well what if they did find oil on Mars? Would that maybe pique someone's interest?

      yeah, I guess the presence of fossil fuels on Mars would help answer that whole "life on Mars" question.

    10. Re:The truth about our near term space future by fafalone · · Score: 1

      Well I think the evidence has built up enough to say with a high degree of confidence there was at one point some kind of life on Mars, whats up in the air now is whether there is presently some sort of microscopic lifeform population.

    11. Re:The truth about our near term space future by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Situation1:
      income = 100
      spending = 50
      amount remaining = 50

      Now, the situation changes:

      Situation 1a, increase spending by 10:
      income = 100
      spending = 60
      amount remaining = 40

      OR:

      Situation 1b: decresase income by 10:
      income = 90
      spending = 50
      amount remaining = 40

      What is the relevant difference between 1a and 1b?

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    12. Re:The truth about our near term space future by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
      BZZZZZZZT you haven't heard of deficits have you?

      The government can increase spending while having real revenues drop.

      How you may ask? The govt prints its own currency. That is the difference between you, a corporation, a bank, and the govt.

      The govt can print a treasury note and sell it to the Chinese govt in exchange for future payment. When the Chinese govt redeems this note, the US govt may create an account out of nothing and sign it over to the Chinese. This is as a result of a 1982 law. They do not need real money to redeem the note, they may create it at will.

      Please do some cursory research into how your govt creates money before posting.

    13. Re:The truth about our near term space future by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      The only logical answer is to start shipping seniors into one way space missions. The zero gravity will make it easier for them to move around, and that will reduce the need for social security. Beats wasting away in an old age home and waiting for Bubba Ho-Tep

    14. Re:The truth about our near term space future by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      soooo.

      And most of that debt is to China and the Saudis via the treasury bills.

      But social security, well screw that, just let the old people live of their rich grand kids eh.... or maybe the old people can sell their homes and live of that instead of holding it until their kids inherit it.

      Legalize MJ too, let the old people grow/sell it, that would fix all problems for sure. No need for govt to use tax money there, why are solutions so simple and why are people so damn useless that they cant take care of them selves.

      Or just make a cool new virus that kills 80% of the population, that would fix everything, except the freeways would be damn quiet and customers at the shops would be low.

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      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    15. Re:The truth about our near term space future by superyooser · · Score: 1
      The real pork is in social programs, which consumes half the budget every year.

      Since the U.S. presidential election is coming up, and since most on /. are thinking of voting left, I think I should mention the ratings that congressional watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste has given to the Senators who are running on the Democrat Party ticket.

      Senator John Kerry

      • 28 in 2000
      • 5 in 2001
      • 13 in 2002
      • 22 in 2004
      Senator John Edwards
      • 11 in 2000
      • 15 in 2001
      • 19 in 2002
      • 13 in 2004
      The ratings are based solely on voting records. (George W. Bush and Dick Cheney aren't rated because they don't vote in Congress.) 100 is the maximum score.
    16. Re:The truth about our near term space future by nbowman · · Score: 1

      Well considering the source of revenue, in 1b your citizens have 10 more to spend. which they inevitibly will.

    17. Re:The truth about our near term space future by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Some things are inherently going to be monopolies, like it or not, like the electrical company for your home town, or the "company" that plans where to put the roads. In these cases, paying for these items with tax money is less wasteful than having a monopoly private business in charge of it. In both cases the lack of competition can, and does, cause things to be wastefully expensive, but in one case there are shareholders insisting on profit on top of that and in the other there are only voters wanting it to break-even. Thus I don't agree with the implication that leaving more money out of government results in a larger economy. Take away all government funding of roads, for example, and the resulting private tollways that would crop up would cost you more than the tax money that was saved.

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  19. Humans Need Confort by Space_Soldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is his opinion and he is entitled to it. However, humans like comfort, and humans bitch when comfort does not exist, especially on long trips. In addition, there are cultural differences between Russians and Americans as he pointed out. What might seem comfortable for the Russians might not be comfortable for the Americans, just like he pointed out the folk song. Some people can handle comfortless trips, while others cannot. Those who cannot must be mentally trained to do so. No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast, or that he cannot eat anything else but food from the toothpaste containers. Speaking in terms of weight, not having a toilet or a kitchen will not significantly increase the maneuverability of the International Space Station or a future spaceship. It will not make it lean and mean. The only thing that will do is new propulsion systems. -------------

    1. Re:Humans Need Confort by idesofmarch · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they had some of these new propulsion systems you speak of, they could take all people like you who are peddling stupid free ipod offers and ship them off Mars where maybe they could find Martians who are interested in Herbalife and Amway.

    2. Re:Humans Need Confort by Klowner · · Score: 4, Funny
      No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast


      Speak for yourself, but I'd pay to hear Dan Rather open a show with "The recent space exploration project has been called off, after one of the austronauts had his anus sucked too fast"
    3. Re:Humans Need Confort by Paulrothrock · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That is his opinion and he is entitled to it. However, humans like comfort, and humans bitch when comfort does not exist, especially on long trips.

      What history class did you sit through? It took about 60 days for the pilgrims to get to America. Imagine 102 people on a 90 foot boat with no shower facilities, rampant seasickness, scurvy and dysentery, and the only toilet facilities being the open sea. And when they get to where they're going, they have to start by building their friggin' houses so they don't freeze to death.

      Now imagine walking 2,000 miles across harsh wilderness populated by people who will kill you as soon as trade with you, knowing that 10% of your party will die along the way. Surely nobody will want to go, right?

      As for food, any long-term space trip will involve growing food, particularly a Mars mission. You *do* know that we grow food out of the dirt. It doesn't just appear on supermarket shelves. People will have to learn how to grow their food or they will *die.*

      Also, any human presence in space will require that all people have a working knowledge of almost every system as well as how to make tools from local materials.

      So, yeah, people now are lazy pigs who want to sit around all day and complain. But I, and I'm sure many other people, are willing to go and face the hardships. Some want to get away from people, others want religious freedom.

      Sidenote: I don't think Al Qaeda would be trying to kill people if they had a way to move away from the influences they dislike.

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      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    4. Re:Humans Need Confort by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Given what we now know about Rather, it probably wouldn't cost that much to have him say anything you want. He will even defend it in a mildly comical manner for you.

      Finkployd

    5. Re:Humans Need Confort by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      What history class did you sit through? It took about 60 days for the pilgrims to get to America. Imagine 102 people on a 90 foot boat with no shower facilities, rampant seasickness, scurvy and dysentery, and the only toilet facilities being the open sea. And when they get to where they're going, they have to start by building their friggin' houses so they don't freeze to death.

      The pilgrims were wusses.

      They had lots of people to talk to, so even if there were an asshole or two on there wouldn't be murder. They only had to sail for a couple of months--going to Mars takes a couple of years. They could afford to piss away water and nutrients over the side of the ship--the Mars mission will have to recycle. Yeah, scurvy's rough, but anoxia is rougher--those lazy pilgrims could breathe anytime they wanted to, and have all the fresh air they could inhale...all of it for free.

      They had to build houses when they arrived? Oh--boo hoo. The New World was covered in thousands of square miles of old growth top quality virgin timber: houses waiting to happen. What have you got on Mars? Sand. Oh, and some rock. The pilgrims were afraid of freezing? They didn't have to get up in the morning and shovel solid carbon dioxide off the front walk.

      The pilgrims could plant crops right there in the ground. Won't work on Mars--the soil has no accessible nutrients in it, plus it's probably viciously oxidizing, oh, and you'll have to dome over everything because the atmosphere is too thin and the entire surface is bathed in ultraviolet.

      Just to give people a pilgrim-level chance (of survival; forget level of comfort) on Mars is going to cost you a lot. We have to be able to offer a would-be astronaut some hope of suriviving the trip--the pilgrims had that much. It's not the creature comforts that we're waiting on--it's the food, fuel, and air.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    6. Re:Humans Need Confort by Kryft · · Score: 1
      Sidenote: I don't think Al Qaeda would be trying to kill people if they had a way to move away from the influences they dislike.

      I'm not so sure about that. As far as I understand, they're not fighting because they're desperate, but rather because they're fanatic. If they really see the West in general, and the US in particular, as a manifestation of evil, I don't see why they would want to run away from it, at least not as long as they're still winning.

    7. Re:Humans Need Confort by Tomster · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up to +8. I'm LMAO w/ tears in my eyes. Thanks, that was some much-appreciated midday humor.

    8. Re:Humans Need Confort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these are astronauts. they do not require comfort. they were selected for their high tolerance for discomfort.

    9. Re:Humans Need Confort by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Remind me not to invite you on my next long bike/hike/kayak trip in the wilderness...

      You forget that most of our history was tribal, and that hunter-gatherers generally work an average of 25 hours per week to survive and spend the rest of the time with useful diversions--they don't think they're roughing it, they're usually comfortable. People used to walk/ride thousands of kilometres a year, for commerce. People row across oceans in 10-foot boats, for fun. We're pretty tough, man--when we aren't over domesticated.

      Comfort is relative. Cooking bannock over an open fire, sleeping on the ground, and pooping in a pit you dig yourself is rough to most, sheer luxury to me.

      I'd love to spend a year in space, and I'd poop in a bag and push it out the airlock happily if it meant extra oxygen reserves.

    10. Re:Humans Need Confort by Lancaibheal · · Score: 1

      I think that astronauts are made of tougher stuff than that. I think that NASA have programmes to weed out the little whiners who don't want to eat the "yucky bits" of their space food sticks, or whatever.

    11. Re:Humans Need Confort by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast

      Goatse is a space hero!

    12. Re:Humans Need Confort by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Two astronauts in interplanetary space:

      1: Something's wrong at your anus!

      2: Uranus?

      1: No, YOUR anus!

      2: That's what I said.

      1: No it's not! Your ass!

      2: What? You mean the poop sucker is broke again?

      1: Yip! You are bleeding.

      2: Should we fix it here or at Uranus?

      1: I'm not using that thing.

      2: That's why we have to fix it.

      1: Not near my anus.

      2: No, Uranus!

      1: Keep that thing away from my anus!

      2: You need a vacation. Maybe they can assign you extra sleep near Uranus.

      1: Don't inject any sleeping serum near my ass!

      2: Fuck your anus!

      1: Okay, how about we go to Neptune instead.

      2: Okay, but first you need to stop the bleeding at your anus.

      1: No, it is YOUR anus that is bleeding.

      2: Planets don't bleed, stupid.

      1: I'm tired. I need a blow-job. Can you suck my Venus, please?

    13. Re:Humans Need Confort by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Sidenote: I don't think Al Qaeda would be trying to kill people if they had a way to move away from the influences they dislike.

      An interesting notion, but I'm not so sure. I think that such people don't need to be right, as much as they need others to be wrong. That's hard to accomplish when your whole faction moves to its own planet, never to see anybody else again. I think they'd go even crazier, and declare war on Earth.

    14. Re:Humans Need Confort by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      1) Getting to Mars takes six months. And compared to the cost of getting to the new world (adjusting for inflation and new technology) it costs the same as it did to colonize the new world.

      2) Mars has all the materials we need to construct habitats. Sure, we'll have to bring one to live in until we get a more permanent structure built, but we can make cinder block-like materials and mortar, not to mention metal tools to construct them with. *It's all there*. And with our modern knowledge of materials science, we can use it.

      To use your turn of phrase: Mars is covered with thousands of square miles of top-quality virgin iron ore. And aluminum. And Gold. All at temperatures that make producing high-quality metal goods very easy using carbonic acid deposition.

      Not only that, but all we'll need to bring to mars is a nuclear reactor and gas processors to provide enough fuel, water, and air for as many as 100 people. (which use technology and industrial chemical reactions that we've known about for over a century).

      3) Crops have been grown in simulated martian soil, and grow like gangbusters in pure CO2, so long as pressure and temperature are maintained. Not only that, but they make oxygen, and automatically regulate themselves.

      So, you see, the food, fuel and air can be provided for with current technology. As for human contact: It takes 40 minutes for a signal to get from Mars to Earth. Too long for a phone conversation, but not like the six months it took for a letter to go round trip from America to Europe. Anyone can communicate with anyone on earth via voicemail, email, or even video mail.

      And even if it was harder than what the pilgrims had to endure, I'd still go.

      --
      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  20. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and the internet, and the entire sports industry, what a waste that is.

    in fact lets just do away with all nonessential services.

    yeah thats the best idea, lets put 40-50 million people out of work.

  21. splat by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    "kicked him in the back"

    Ah, the nature-loving Russians, simulating the snap of surface tension felt by a raindrop departing its childhood cloud, precipitating away from its teeming comrades, hurtling towards the planet it could before have only stared at in wonder.

    --

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    make install -not war

    1. Re:splat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clouds do not have surface tension. A raindrop condensates from the moisture without any snap.

    2. Re:splat by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Ah, the science-loving Slashdotters, spiking dark poetry with their trendy reason and hydrology. Well, I'm referring to the snap of tension among the droplets when they condense from the mist :P.

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      make install -not war

    3. Re:splat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no tension in mist.

    4. Re:splat by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, no, antipoet, I'm referring to the tension in the droplet, as it forms its surface.

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      make install -not war

    5. Re:splat by ggvaidya · · Score: 1
      50% Overrated
      50% Underrated
      Narf! :) Nice post, though.
  22. No frills eh? by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's about time to get rid of those fancy space shuttles!

    I'd say we attach a big bucket (made of a potato chip) to a hot air ballon, and float the astronauts into space!

    They can also eat the bucket when they are going up too. By the time they reach the zero gravity zone they won't need the bucket anyway! Then for reentry they just use the ballon as a parachute!

    The ultimate no-frills space travel!

    1. Re:No frills eh? by idesofmarch · · Score: 1
      I know something else you can do with your gmail invite.

      Thank you, sir, for doing your little bit to slowly transform this great news forum into a place where people like you make half-witted attempts at humour in order to shamelessly promote some pyramid scam. Please take your gmail/Ponzi/ipod tease elsewhere.

  23. Messy by empaler · · Score: 1

    Worst. Summary. Yet.

  24. Name missing title by epexegesis · · Score: 1
    Or, as he is always referred to in the UK: British Born Astronaut Michael Foale

    I suspect because we don't have our own (not even on the ESA astronaut program).

    1. Re:Name missing title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this kind of thing happens everywhere. It happened for the Australian & Indian born astronauts as well.

      It also happens with disasters ("347 killed in plane crash, but they were all foreigners so it doesn't matter").

      Its tribalism; the presentable face of xenophobia.

    2. Re:Name missing title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its tribalism; the presentable face of xenophobia.

      Xenophobia, is fear (and usually other associated negative emotions) of people not part of your "group" (i.e. culture, society, class, country, etc...) simply because they are not part of your group. Identification with a specific group does not necessitate xenophobia. People, even people who post on slashdot, have a tendency to form groups, not all of these are hostile to outsiders.

  25. He forgot something by LordNimon · · Score: 1
    they played 'some sort of Russian folk song. I'm not so sure it calmed me a lot.'

    Well, sure. He forgot to eat plain yogurt while listening to it.

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    1. Re:He forgot something by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Yogurt? That's a corrupt Western influence.
      He must have been drinking kefir.

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  26. Mountain of madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nonetheless, the prospect of a Christmas feast for two was depressing until the two astronauts found a solution: Invite some guests. The memorable feast was captured in a photograph showing the two men with their guests, two empty spacesuits carefully propped in dining position.

    Lincoln would like some more dehydrated yams, and tell Hitler over there to stop staring at me.

    1. Re:Mountain of madness by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      No, not snowmen.. Real men! Made of snow..

      Oooohh! Stay back.... I've got powers..... POLITICAL POWERS! /simpsons

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    2. Re:Mountain of madness by kahei · · Score: 1



      Blurring the line between merriness -- and MADNESS!

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  27. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by merdark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the waste is all the money we spend on britney spears and sports players. It's the money we spend on luxury items, it's the money we spend on pointless worship of mythical beings.

    Space exploration gives us knowledge. War is unfortunate, but sometimes necessary. I wish we didn't have to spend money on war. But humans are vile creatures when it comes down to it, and so we need to spend money to kill and prevent being killed.

  28. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none of that is waste.

    why do you think the economy isnt a whole lot worse
    because its robust, it employs people to do stupid things.

    that is the perfect situation.

    war costs money, that money goes somewhere, then is later spent.

    it is not just put under the matress to never be seen again.

  29. No toilets? by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 1

    However, he would like better oxygen-producing systems for the space station. At least he has is priorities straight..... Although he probably wants the toilets reduced down to a tube. What fun.

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  30. But does he have the right stuff? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did he kick back?

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  31. Nothing will further space exploration more than.. by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing will further space exploration more than a space elevator.

    Even a simple one, little more than a winch that can lower payloads to space and back safely, would bring cheap solar power and a station on the moon within easy reach.

    Anyone in the white house listening?

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  32. Interesting contrast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Foale was the visiting Western astronaut (as opposed to regular Russian cosmonauts)on Mir during the period of time when there was a fairly serious fire, as well as a depressurization (contained to one module) and a collision with a supply rocket. He was very vocal about his criticisms of the joint NASA/Russian space program (largely that it being pushed through for political reasons, to the detriment of the safety of the astonauts and the spaceprogram as a whole). His arguments had some merits, but they did not make him too popular with the administrators.

    So obviously this is a guy who knows about the dangers and travails of space exploration, but at the same time it's interesting to contrast how this new opinion conflicts -in some ways- with his earlier statements.

  33. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder if the bush bashers actually believe they are being humorous in their slander, or if they truley think people give a shit about their opins

    they seem really adament about doing it, maybe they are just losers (like this election for instance)

  34. The money is already there by kippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again with the "how the hell can we fund Mars" argument.

    NASA gets around $16 billion a year. With the new plan of scrapping the shuttle and abandoning the ISS, that' frees up about $6 billion. If we have a timescale of say 20 years to get a presence on Mars, that's $120 billion. If you're a member of the church of the $1 trillion mars mission, that's not enough. However, if you use Mars Direct or the NASA Mars reference mission plan, that's plenty of money.

    As long as the American people are willing to pay 1 cent on the dollar for NASA as they currently do, the money to get to Mars will be there. It's just a matter of maintaining the political will to do it.

    1. Re:The money is already there by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
      With the new plan of scrapping the shuttle and abandoning the ISS

      Where is there a plan to abandon ISS?

    2. Re:The money is already there by kippy · · Score: 1

      here

      in a nutshell: get shuttles flying again, finish building ISS to fulfill commitments, ground shuttles, stop burning money on building/maintaining ISS.

    3. Re:The money is already there by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
      Quote from the article:

      Our first goal is to complete the International Space Station by 2010

      another quote:

      To meet this goal, we will return the Space Shuttle to flight as soon as possible

      This doesn't tell me anything is changing in the next decade. ISS will take until 2015. 2010 is a pipe dream. Add another five years of maintainence. The shuttle replacements have apparently been right around the corner for a decade or more. I will believe it when I see Congress pass funding for a specific design.

      Until then you have a govt knee deep in a foreign quagmire it cannot fund.

    4. Re:The money is already there by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you're a member of the church of the $1 trillion mars mission, that's not enough.

      I'm a proud, card-carrying member of the church of the $1T mars mission.

      It cost almost $1B to put two measly 200kg robots on mars. No matter how you slice it, it's going to easily cost 1000X that to design, test, certify and launch enough infrastructure to Mars to support humans for ~2 years and then bring them back with reasonable margins of safety.

      I don't care how many authors and futurists claim that it's only going to cost 79 cents to pull off the mission. Things never work out as smoothly as originally predicted, and in space the initial cost projections are usually off by orders of magnitude.

      I'm not arguing against going to Mars. It will be expensive, and it won't have any scientific value that couldn't be achieved with robots, but it's worth doing for the same reasons that it was worthwhile for the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids.

    5. Re:The money is already there by kippy · · Score: 1

      Also from the article.

      Retire the Space Shuttle as soon as assembly of the International Space Station is completed, planned for the end of this decade;

      If you want to talk about quagmires, the Shuttle and ISS are poster children. Planning to disengage from it ASAP is the best thing that NASA could do.

    6. Re:The money is already there by kippy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't care how many authors and futurists claim that it's only going to cost 79 cents to pull off the mission.

      How about NASA and the ESA saying that it will cost tens of billions? Do the analyses of rocket scientists and nuclear physicists carry any sway with you?

      Of course, I could always trust estimates that work like this: "It costs $X to do something easy. Therefore, it will cost 1000 times that to do something harder".

    7. Re:The money is already there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and then bring them back with reasonable margins of safety"

      Well there's an easy fix - don't plan to bring them back. Send the terminally ill (I'm only half joking). My great great grandparents came to America with no solid job prospects. They left Phillie for Missouri with the hopes of finding land. They ended up in Kansas instead. They left family scattered over half the country without the hopes of ever seeing them again. I'm sure we have men and women today that would stand up to those same risks if given half the chance.

      That's the real test of heroism - facing the unknown/unknowable and still stepping forward.

      Look there are people out there that would give a testical/ovary to be able to even step foot into space. By all means be safe to the point where it makes sense. Make reasonable plans for sure. Planning for every freakin' contigency because we're worried someone might die is just getting ridiculous.

    8. Re:The money is already there by orcrist · · Score: 1

      It will be expensive, and it won't have any scientific value that couldn't be achieved with robots, but it's worth doing for the same reasons that it was worthwhile for the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids.

      To keep the young men of the upper Euphrates too busy to think about rebelling against the Pharaohs? As I understand it that was the driving reason. Of course, with Bush as President....

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    9. Re:The money is already there by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      If we're going to build landing pads for motherships, shouldn't we at least build them on Earth?

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    10. Re:The money is already there by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      It's like estimating software time - take whatever you think it'll take, and then double or triple it.

      Whenever I see a NASA estimate, I instinctually put a "times 10" on the back end, because that's what it'll end up *really* costing by the time they're done.

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    11. Re:The money is already there by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Do the analyses of rocket scientists and nuclear physicists carry any sway with you?

      No.

      Rocket scientists also made wildly estimates for the costs of the space shuttle and the ISS that were off by factors of 10 to 100.

      Of course, I could always trust estimates that work like this: "It costs $X to do something easy. Therefore, it will cost 1000 times that to do something harder".

      If it's 1000X harder, it would be reasonable to expect that it will cost 1000X more.

      There's no margin for error here. More than half of all of the robotic missions to Mars have been lost. So far, we've had a total of just a couple of weeks experience in human missions beyond LEO, and in just that time there was a near catastrophic accident. The two long-term space stations we've put up have had innumerable problems that required fixes including new equipment from earth, not to mention fires and collisions. This mission won't have the options of getting more equipment, supplies, or bailing out for a short ride home.

      Basically, mankind has not yet invented any space technology anywhere reliable enough to pull off this mission. This is going to require major breakthroughs in creating robust, totally self-sufficient spacecraft that can operate for years without any serious incidents. Developing that is going to be expensive. Waving your arms with broad brushstrokes about things like how to generate fuel on Mars is just ignoring all of the details that will make this mission unbelievably hard and expensive.

    12. Re:The money is already there by PantsWearer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My great great grandparents came to America with no solid job prospects.

      That was an incredible achievement, but you must realize that they completely expected to be able to breathe and drink the water when they got to America. Oh, and they also were pretty sure that there would be enough atmospheric pressure to keep their eyes from bleeding.

      It's one thing to step into the unknown when you know the unknown won't kill you. It's another when the most basic of necessities are completely gone.

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    13. Re:The money is already there by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Informative


      Rocket scientists also made wildly estimates for the costs of the space shuttle and the ISS that were off by factors of 10 to 100.

      We'll never know if their estimates were right or not, since congress made them build a different system than the one they estimated for. The main reason the estimates were off is that what they were calling "The Space Shuttle" and what we today call "The Space Shuttle" are completely different things with nothing similar between them other than the name. They advocated a model that was more expensive up-front, but much cheaper to maintain. What they were made to build was something that cut the up-front cost in half in exchange for making the maintenence between missions go up orders of magnitude.

      The system they designed would not have required the tedious rebuild the shuttle now has to go through with every launch.

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    14. Re:The money is already there by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately however, a Mars mission will be no more immune to stupid politically-driven mistakes than any other undertaking of this monumental size. It will almost certainly end up costing much more than it could have.

    15. Re:The money is already there by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The problem I had was that the original statement implied blame onto the wrong party. Don't blame the rocket scientists for failing to account for non-scientific, purely political alterations to their designs.

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  35. Money by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 0

    I think its wise to spend money on the church you go to. And its good to give your money to the poor so they can lead a life. www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA

    1. Re:Money by merdark · · Score: 1

      Being an athiest, I obviously disagree on the church thing, but I still respect your opinion. If you beleive in church doctrine, it is indeed consistent with those beliefs to give the church money.

      Yes, giving to the poor is nice. It would be even nicer to fix the infrastructure of poor countries so that they can supply themselves though. And quickly looking at your page, you seem to agree!

  36. Mental health by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA planners "correctly worry a lot about loneliness."
    [...] the prospect of a Christmas feast for two was depressing until the two astronauts found a solution: Invite some guests. The memorable feast was captured in a photograph showing the two men with their guests, two empty spacesuits carefully propped in dining position.


    Yeah, they were a few weeks away from dressing up as their mothers.
    Maybe they need a few more people up there.

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  37. Borat's Folk Song by CoasterFamily · · Score: 1

    Was this guy in space with Borat? I don't see why he'd be offended by his traditional "Throw the Jew down the well" tune.

  38. Best line from the article by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    "We won't ever get out of Earth's orbit if we worry about being comfortable."

    RP

  39. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did someone give Dubya access to the internet again?

    "truley".."opins"

    Nice try George.

  40. RTFA for some context by threeturn · · Score: 4, Informative
    RTFAing suggests that what he actually said was about the *number* of toilets needed for a particular crew size:

    "I think we are already good enough on ISS, even for a crew of six," Foale said

    "The line for the toilet is never that bad," he laughed.

    I assume he isn't against toilets in general!

    1. Re:RTFA for some context by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the record I did read the article. ""We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills," Foale said, referring to amenities like toilets and a kitchen." He is not referring to the ISS. He is reverring to new ships to get out of the Earth's gravity well. Nice bit o flamebait though :-)

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    2. Re:RTFA for some context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in the audience at the MSFC, his remarks about not needing an extra toliet were specific to the ISS, because the question he was answering was specific to the ISS. He did relate it to the general idea that about the need for "lean and mean spaceships with no frills", but not in a way that would exclude any possibility of toliets or kitchens.

      Taken his words as a whole, he wasn't saying that either the ISS or future space craft didn't need such facilities. Instead it was his opinion (and I share it) that more than one toliet for a crew of about 6 was an unnecessary "frill".

  41. The Black Cloud of Victory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From space, Foale saw a large black cloud over the Middle East: smoke from a bombed oil pipeline in Iraq."
    Ahhh, that's also the black cloud of freedom and victory. :)

  42. I'll just use them all up here... by syntap · · Score: 0, Troll

    'We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills', such as toilets or kitchen.

    This new policy would really piss me off.

    This would throw the entire manned space program into the shitter.

    What will NASA cook up next?

    How do they want astronauts to eat? Hang a marshmallow out the port hole to glom off the rocket exhaust?

    These ideas are really crappy.

    Sure... suggest not having toilet paper on spaceships AFTER you retire, hmm?

    1. Re:I'll just use them all up here... by bhima · · Score: 1

      obviously you've never seen my flat

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  43. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Nothing will further space exploration more than a space elevator.
    > Even a simple one

    There's nothing simple about the biggest fakir rope trick in the world. You don't just throw it really hard and hope it sticks to the sky, yunno. You want to be in the way when the thing crashes?

  44. No Frills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No kitchen sink?

  45. Speaking of comforts by Schemat1c · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something I've always wondered but have never heard mentioned either way. Has anyone had sex in space yet? The Russians and US have both been sending up women for awhile. I'm sure someone must have joined the 100 mile(or however high it is) club by now.

    I bet it's NASA dirty little secret:)

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    1. Re:Speaking of comforts by DrBobcf · · Score: 1

      Nothing "offical" on orbital sex, but they have used the weightless tank at NASA for sex. The huge pool they use to simulate EVA'a in space.

      Turns out it takes 3, the couple ingaged in "the act" and a third to keep them together. Intercourse in a zeor G environment is not easy. Nor is it for the shy!

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    2. Re:Speaking of comforts by AeroIllini · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Has anyone had sex in space yet? The Russians and US have both been sending up women for awhile. I'm sure someone must have joined the 100 mile(or however high it is) club by now.

      Actually, it would be the 200 Mile High Club (station orbits at about 350 km).

      I highly doubt that the astronauts have. The only time it would be likely is during a long-term Space Station stay, since shuttle missions are too short. And considering the psychology of three people crammed into a tiny space for months at a time, I seriously doubt that anybody would be feeling particularly excited. Astronauts by nature are not very impulsive people (at least the ones we have now; not true for the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo crews) and would understand the impact of such an encounter on their ability to work together professionally.

      Although, I think I feel a reality series coming on...

      Coming this Fall to Fox:
      We took 8 people and stranded them 200 hundred miles above the ground. Watch as they struggle with life, love and the vaccuum of outer space on...
      SPACE STATION SURVIVOR.
      The losers get the airlock...

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    3. Re:Speaking of comforts by mercuryresearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On one of the old soviet space missions (I think it was the Salyut 7 space stations in the early 80s) one of the mix-gender crews requested privacy curtains, and the implication of sex was there though the women claimed their behavior was stictly professional.

      NASA pretty much has said it's never happened on one of their missions, even with the best possibility being a 1992 shuttle mission with a husband and wife on the same crew, but they had opposite shifts and reports were also that nothing happened.

      Anyway, I'd bet the answer is yes, and that it was the old-era Soviets who did it first.

    4. Re:Speaking of comforts by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Turns out it takes 3, the couple ingaged in "the act" and a third to keep them together.

      I'm sure the S&M community could work out an appropriate harness for the purpose...

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    5. Re:Speaking of comforts by DrBobcf · · Score: 1

      Need to take into account Newton's laws of motion, get the strap vectors wrong and you end up spinning around. Nausea is not conducive to romance.

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    6. Re:Speaking of comforts by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 1

      There was a married couple on one of the shuttle flights, I'd be surprised if they didn't.

    7. Re:Speaking of comforts by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I was listening to the Bob and Tom show on the radio one time, and they had an astronaut as the guest (I don't remember which one) and, being the Bob and Tom show, they asked this exact question.

      The answer to my recollection was something like "No. Well wait, you mean with other people? Then No." And then the hosts made hay of the implication that sex with oneself was not specifically excluded. The Astronaut didn't deny this.

    8. Re:Speaking of comforts by 69charger · · Score: 0
      The only time it would be likely is during a long-term Space Station stay, since shuttle missions are too short.

      I dont' know about you, but I'm sure most people here could have it over and done with before the shuttle even reaches orbit ;-)

    9. Re:Speaking of comforts by FurryFeet · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Speaking of comforts by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that in Soviet Russia astronauts had sex?
      It follows that in America, sex has astronauts.
      What the hell are you talking about, man?

  46. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by blueskies · · Score: 1

    maybe they are just losers (like this election for instance)

    This election is a loser? Next you'll be saying you eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

    Or Dubya: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

  47. .. ah but: by torpor · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Ass Kick You!

    Bit of a difference.

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  48. What a Summary by justinstreufert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm sure we can all agree that this was the... most...disjointed...and rambling...article summary...ever!

    Justin

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  49. Ryanair should be able to help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ryanair, the pioneers of no frills air flight should be able to help out here. They even use their toilets as seats on fully booked flights.

  50. Internet Urinal by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I've got you covered there. Er... sort of. This plastic thingie will actually do the covering. For those not wishing to click on the link, someone introduced a little device called the Internet Urinal, basically a little plastic jug for if you /really/ can't step away from the computer. Holds 32 oz, the size of a Big Gulp, according to the ads. Um... yeah.

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    1. Re:Internet Urinal by Disposable+Rob · · Score: 1

      Those internet urinal things used to be sold for travel in the 80s. Man, how we've digressed.

    2. Re:Internet Urinal by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Holds 32 oz, the size of a Big Gulp

      You had to write that didn't you?

      There goes lunch.

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    3. Re:Internet Urinal by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
      Holds 32 oz, the size of a Big Gulp
      You had to write that didn't you?

      ^_^ Well, given it's in the advertising copy almost every time I've seen this sucker sold...
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  51. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Nobody in the White House listens until you say "oil" or "cheap labor."

    Hang on, George Bush is calling...

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  52. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I think a Warp Drive might be more useful. Or maybe transporters. Just as feasible too.

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  53. Re:hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should have kicked him in the face (not you [congratulations for 1stPst], the astrofag).

  54. The other russian tradition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the one where everyone has sex with Barbarella while floating upside down in Soyuz.

    What? What do you mean it's not? Oh, then nevermind.

  55. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is with this constant assumption that people put out of work due to redundancy will not be able to apply themselves in another industry?!

    People who lose their job and can't find work immediatly will almost always go to a demmand sector which is short of labour, creating a better equilibrium.

  56. It's called English by mlyle · · Score: 1

    Spartan PPronunciation Key(spärtn)
    adj.
    1. Of or relating to Sparta or its people.

    2. also spartan
    a. Rigorously self-disciplined or self-restrained.

    b. Simple, frugal, or austere: a Spartan diet; a spartan lifestyle.

    c. Marked by brevity of speech; laconic.

    d. Courageous in the face of pain, danger, or adversity.

  57. Less comfort, more science? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Suddenly Foale seems to be coming around to the Russian point of view about space. Wasn't MIR a lot cheaper than ISS?

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  58. No Frills - No People by Sotogonesu · · Score: 1

    The biggest frill in the space program is sending people into space. Okay, so it was great to do but now it's been done. Over and over. Put the money into real science.

    1. Re:No Frills - No People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The biggest frill in the space program is sending people into space."

      True from a pure science perspective. Not true in an exploration capacity: robots simply don't have the ability to improvise or adapt to unexpected conditions (a mission to Mars is possible, although extremely dangerous, with current technology; artificial intelligence is not). It's also the best way to get space into the public imagination - it removes some of the abstract nature of space exploration and adds relevance to people, vitally important if it is to attract public funds (yeah, sorry to bring up the political side of it, which isn't news for nerds, but it is stuff that matters. Ask anyone funded by public grants).

      "Put the money into real science."

      What is this "real science"? Do you mean:

      1) Science that ONLY has direct, immediate results for the individual;

      2) Science that isn't too expensive (ie 1% of defense spending);

      3) Science that YOU understand and approve, as though you are some future aware, all-wise genius who is capable of predicting exactly what technologies will be present and relevant in ten years?

      (Hint: options 1 & 2 imply option 3).

  59. From surplus to debt by gosand · · Score: 1
    The US is floating a $7 trillion dollar real debt, huge deficits, and (according to the Fed study) a social security future deficit of $50 TRILLION.

    I am surprised that the national debt (or federal budget) hasn't come up in the Presidential debates. It sure didn't take long for Bush to piss away all the work that Clinton had done on the national debt and federal budget. It is only getting worse...

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    1. Re:From surplus to debt by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      It didn't come up for the simple fact that it's a non-issue. The surplus was a paper surplus that assumed the stock market boom caused by the dot com gold rush would continue forever.

      The current deficit projections are a paper deficit that assumes the stangant economy from just after the dot com crash will continue on forever.

      The only truly bad thing that came out of the paper surplus was that congress and state governments thought it was Christmas in July and started spending the non-existent surplus like crazy.

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    2. Re:From surplus to debt by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 0
      It didn't come up for the simple fact that it's a non-issue. The surplus was a paper surplus that assumed the stock market boom caused by the dot com gold rush would continue forever.

      This is correct.

      The current deficit projections are a paper deficit that assumes the stangant economy from just after the dot com crash will continue on forever.

      That is incorrect by definition - the "economy will grow out the debt" argument only holds if you have enough time for the growth to generate new wealth. The baby boomers start to retire in 2008, time's up. The growth argument is no longer considered rational by the General Accounting Office or or US Federal Reserve by the way.

  60. Kicking him in the back? by GauteL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, yes, sure it is a tradition, uhm, we do it ALL the time. Now turn your capitalist *cough* butt here.

  61. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think a Warp Drive might be more useful.

    Not for leaving the planet. Even exotic-energy bubbles of collapsing and expaning space won't help with that; they're space-only, like Ion drives.

    Or maybe transporters.

    The only theoretical mechanism for "transporters" requires a significant infrastructure at both ends.

    Just as feasible too.

    Not really. We have materials that are theoretically usable for a space elevator. It doesn't break any extant laws of physics.

    And it was thought up by engineers, not TV scriptwriters.

  62. I'd pay money... by jellisky · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to see the "Celebrity" version of that. Particularly if they REALLY do the airlock part. :)

    "Oh, I'm sorry, Carrottop. You've been voted off the station. The crew has spoken."

    Oh... I salivate at the very thought. :-D

    -Jellisky
    -enjoying morbidly fun thoughts since 1978.

  63. No Frills ? Get rid of the astronauts. by dewdrops · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doing manned missions a ton more expensive than unmanned ones. For purely increasing the (science / $$$) ratio, the most effective thing to do is get rid of astronauts; they're the bigest frill.

  64. Space is really lonely by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    [i]Nonetheless, the prospect of a Christmas feast for two was depressing until the two astronauts found a solution: Invite some guests. The memorable feast was captured in a photograph showing the two men with their guests, two empty spacesuits carefully propped in dining position.

    "Hey, we wanted company," Foale deadpanned. [/i]
    - Some of our unnamed sources also report that on the sound records from the space station they could heard the following:
    -Wilson. WILSON! Don't go, Wilson, don't go.

    1. Re:Space is really lonely by G-funk · · Score: 1

      My name is Voight, dumbass.

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  65. Did they do the Trotsky and give him the trotts? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    "Foale also talked about the Russians: they played 'some sort of Russian folk song. I'm not so sure it calmed me a lot.'"

    ==== OK, let's "talk some shit"...

    Hmmm... I thought those power bars or "High protein, low residue" bars they could be eating would "minimize the shit" or solid waste matter, ahem, issue/purge/whatever. (I saw some at Fry's Electronics a few years ago, claiming to be based on NASA technology: "High Protein, Low residue", implying eat, hike, and "be free"/"freed"... of certain fears...)

    Curious: do they purge those waste tanks in orbit, or "pack their shit up" and "bring their shit back" with them, like campers in Yosemite (are supposed to)?

    Even if the solids acted like "Klingons" and stuck to the craft the ones returning could burnish or burn the shit off on reentry. And, wouldn't these "Cling-Ons" be the real McCoy? Space Invaders? Alien life forms? Non-sentient, and non-screaming? After all, these arrive from a SPACEport WITHOUT PASSports, visas, stamps, or itenerary of any sorts, like "cast-awayed" stowaways.

    As for the orbiting stations tho... too much "irregular" cake-up might have a destabilizing or deleterious effect on centrifugal properties. Things might get centripetal... Having your "shit collapse in on you" would ruin ANY body's day... I guess they'd have to load/pack sand into orbit and sandblast, since it might be hard to collect vacuum for cleaners up there... Especially if "sticking valves" could be an issue...

    Sigh, the perils of living dangerously...

    David Syes

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  66. Jeffrey Baker said it best... by devphil · · Score: 1


    Do you think the Atlantic crossing had a 100% success rate before Europeans started colonizing North America? Why are people intolerable pussies these days? I'd like to return to the days when America was a nation full of people who had already done a lot of dangerous risky shit, and were sitting around thinking of how they could risk their hides one more time. I'd like to visit the age of space exploration when people thought astronauts were cool not because they grew earthworms in zero-gravity, but because they had the balls to climb up on top of a fucking rocket and light it.
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    1. Re:Jeffrey Baker said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I wish we had the balls to drop a nuclear bomb on Osama. Fucking pussies in Washington with their gold-plated toilets.

  67. Re: I thought he was a Klingon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he was in FAVOR of cling-ons.

  68. H1-B astronauts? by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't we have enough Americans that want to be astronauts? Next thing all our spacemen will be from India and mission control will be a call center in Bangalore.

    CC: Hello, this is Sri. How are you this evening?

    SM: Not too good. The oxygen generator has stopped working.

    CC:Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I see you have a Acme SpaceOx Mk IV oxygen generator. Let's try a few things. Are you by the unit? I'm going to ask you to turn the power off and back on again? The power switch is the red one in the lower left corner. Can you see it?

    SM:I got it.

    CC:Now push down on it. The unit should be off now. Is it off? .....Hello, Hello....

    1. Re:H1-B astronauts? by mrscorpio · · Score: 3, Funny

      No it's more like this:

      Customer Service: Hi, my name is Ravi. What is the needful for which I may do you today?

      Spaceman: My oxygen generator has stopped working.

      Customer Service: Ah yes, your oxygen is not working. Hence, kindly turn the unit off and then back on to do the needful.

      *silence*

      Customer Service: Hello, spaceman? Did you kindly do the needful? Hello?

    2. Re:H1-B astronauts? by flibuste · · Score: 1

      my name is Ravi.

      I thought all indians on call centers where called "Mike" or "Steve"

      I reckon the rest is pretty accurate...

      Yeaahh..mod me offtopic, I ate my Karma anyway

    3. Re:H1-B astronauts? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Well, I work in email customer service, and they don't change their names there. But I think they do change their names on the telephones. You'd think they'd do it the other way around, but no.

  69. Yes, I'm karma whoring... by Orne · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -- George Patton

    1. Re:Yes, I'm karma whoring... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Except the subject isn't war, and Foale is no warrior.
      I bet you're USian.

  70. Re:A Russian Tradition? Shit-Kickin'" a tradition? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Well, if they do that again, but harder, and "kick the shit" out of him, he'll want a toilet AND a cubicle. That might be a "waste" of "space"...

    "So...yuz have to take a sheeet, n'yet, n'yet? What now, Comrade? Pleez, do not fire up the Lysol aerosol. It is proy-bih-ted.. We don't need a "hair on fire" day up here, like you have in yur Peen-ta-gon".

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  71. Re:Humans Need Confort... Comfort of Confute? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    He can blow, and the capsule-commode can suck, but if they reverse polarity, one of them will be F*&^%d

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  72. Re:Speaking of comforts--Speaking of secrets... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I heard that Astronauts and pilots in the late 60s or the 70's were advised of a NASA-learned means of combatting jet lag: LOTS of sex.

    I heard it was then a secret or was classified because it would have proved "embarassing" to the nation. This was at a time when the government and military routinely classified even matters of embarrassment or politically sensitive stuff.

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  73. Tradition by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    As Foale began to board the Soyuz, a senior Russian official kicked him in the back. Mystified, he looked at Kaleri. Kaleri explained it was a Russian launch tradition.


    Is it just me, or is that visual really comical?

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  74. no toilets or kitchens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah that makes sense, you don't need to crap if you don't eat. Think of how much you would save in your own life. Its like making money!!

  75. One-Way Trips to Space by eutychus_awakes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How much money could be saved if the trip to Mars was just one-way? How many people would volunteer to "sacrifice" themselves for the sake of exploration? Consider this: the most technically challenging part of a long-duration space mission is how to provide for food, water and air - followed closely by the re-entry systems. If you could cut the food, water and air need in half and eliminate the Earth re-entry system, we might now be talking about an affordable Mars mission.

    The moral issues are clear, however. Suicide is a nasty requirement to write up in the mission specs. Nevertheless, an astronaut's chances of dying on one of the current U.S. "man-rated" space vehicles is better than one in fifty due to accidents as measured by actual performance. Make death part of the final equation, and we're talking the ultimate no-frills space ride.

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    1. Re:One-Way Trips to Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have people giving their lives to blow up busses and buildings full of civilians, it's tough to imagine we wouldn't get a few willing to do so in order to take humanity places it's never been before.

    2. Re:One-Way Trips to Space by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "How much money could be saved if the trip to Mars was just one-way?"

      Send Dubya Bush! He's so keen on the trip to Mars, why not send him?

      There'll be a lot of money (and maybe even lives) saved! :)

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    3. Re:One-Way Trips to Space by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I'm totally with you, and not just because I tend towards suicidal thoughts. No, not at all. If I could die on Mars, WOW!! That would make up for anything I might have tried and failed to accomplish on Earth. Seriously, I can't think of a better way to go, and we are all going to go at some time or another. Let me, please! I'll go die on Mars, and try to get as much for you out of it as I can before I do.

  76. Cost of a toilet by amightywind · · Score: 1

    NSAS inspector general is investigating a $30 million shuttle toilet that was supposed to cost $3 million. The cost went up, the contractor explained, when NASA added a window. Source

    This might sound expensive, but considering the $14G development cost of the shuttle. It isn't really much. Foale is trivializing the discussion of NASA's future direction by saying stuff like this. A guarantee the Crew Exploration Vehicle will have a toilet. What sense does it make to send astronauts on a month long trip to the moon only to have them return with Cholera?

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  77. eXtreme space exploration by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, there's huge risk in sending a man to Mars and bringing him back. Mars is hard. It's easily one or more orders of magnitude harder than the Moon. It's much farther away; equipment and supplies have to last much longer. It's got a much bigger gravity well -- you have two major launches to deal with. Mars actually has an environment to deal with, including an atmosphere with sand storms and temperature fluctuations to deal with. Given that it takes so long to get there, you're going to want to do an extended mission -- no landing, spending two or three days and coming right home. Equipment failure would be catastrophic: an Apollo 13 style retreat would be nearly impossible. The logistics would be daunting, probably involving a number of missions simply to stage supplies and equipment.

    Failure would be nearly intolerable. Even settting the value of the astronaut's life at zero, you won't be able to tolerate losing your craft, which will be fabulously expensive to build and launch.

    Can I suggest a more -- incremental? approach? One that reduces risks, costs and increases near term value returned in technology, military and economic spin-offs?

    Why not set as a goal cutting the cost to orbit by an order of magnitude or more? This will do several things. Firstly efforts, even somewhat unsuccessful efforts, will have short term value. Second, it will be possible to try a number of "out of the box" ideas because the financial and human costs of failure on a small technological trial is much lower than in a large, man-rated mission. Finally this approach would lay the groundwork for a faster, cheaper, safer manned Mars mission. We might even get there faster. F

    What I am proposing would look like this:

    Phase 1: Apollo style effort to reduce launch costs by an order of magnitude or more. Occasional robotic missions continue.

    Phase 2: Utilizing lowered costs from Phase 1, step up rate of relatively low cost robotic missions from Mars to meet scientific goals, survey the planet, and learn about systems requirements for long term missions to Mars and on the Martian surface. Culminate in a several ambitious sample return missions that will parallel the challenges of a manned mission.

    Phase 3: Using engineering knowledge from phase 2, begin a series of missions to stage equipment and supplies for an extended manned mission.

    Phase 4: Establish long term Mars base.

    So a manned mission would be part of the roadmap, but no specific planning or resources would be commmitted to this until well into phase 2.

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    1. Re:eXtreme space exploration by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Read Zubrin's "the case for mars". He deals with alot of your fears. The fact that Mars has an atmosphere and larger gravity well can actually be viewed as a good thing. An atmosphere to break against and gravity well to make a free return from. Atmosphere also alows much easier propellant production for a mission so that it is not necesarry to carry all your fuel in your initial launch mass.

      Its a three part mission at heart. You launch a robotic fuel production facitlity, when it is safely down and producing fuel on the surface you launch the manned expidetion and a second robotic fuel making system. You have a 1000 mile landing zone bullseyed by the fuel station and if you miss you land the other one with the manned mission as the bullseye. ( Apollo and Soyuz regularly land withen a mile or two of designated landing zones ). Mars rover missions landed withen yards of their targets.

      The Nasa mars refference mission currently on the books is a version of Mars Direct where you carry your return fuel on the first missions until fuel production is succesfully demonstrated... means tighter payload issues though.

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    2. Re:eXtreme space exploration by transatlantique78 · · Score: 1
      An atmosphere to break against
      Personally, I'd rather have an atmosphere to brake against... But then again, the above might be what actually happens :P

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    3. Re:eXtreme space exploration by tmortn · · Score: 1

      and if I was speaking to you I would have to explain that it was brake isntead of break.... geeeze people

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  78. This topic is off topic by StrandedOrg · · Score: 1

    Is it about the space program? Russan traditions? Politics/Oil (What a way to slide that one in there!) Take a Ritalin, then rewrite the post.

  79. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, just what do you think the materials we have today are that have the proper amount of tensile strength while at the same time being light enough to feasably get into geosyncrhonous orbit with today's launch technologies?

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  80. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Carbon nanotubes, or a derivitve technology thereof.

  81. Get rid of toilets? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    What is the astronaut gonna use? An outhouse?

    1. Re:Get rid of toilets? by Lancaibheal · · Score: 1

      But you only need *one* toilet. Hell, if necessary, the astronauts can use the can on the shuttle, rather than building one into the station.

  82. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

    Carbon nanotubes is certainly the forerunner. Even at todays technology, a carbon nanotube ribbon (very thin but rather wide) would be strong enough for small payloads.

    In fact, for very small (100 - 200 lbs) payloads, a spider silk ribbon (which can now be made en masse thanks to the mammory glands in goats) may even be strong enough (a cable about the size of yarn or the ink container inside a bic pen can hold up the largest airplane we have).

    Also, to avoid the need for a large winch in space, you have one satellite that is used as a tug to pull the ribbon out into space, using the fixed station as a guide. The satellite flies 62,000 miles out into space, and voila', the payload is at the fixed station.

    As it comes back, with a gentle nudge from burners on the payload chassis, and the payload end makes it's way back to earth in a slow and controlled manner (no 15,000 degree heat from going 12,000 MPH through the atmosphere).

    The round trip should take about 4 - 6 hours by current, very educated estimates made by highly skilled engineers who are very, very versed on the subject.

    People like you and I (and Bush) shouldn't waste our time strainging our tiny little brains to figure out why it won't work. It will.

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  83. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Troll
    People like you and I (and Bush) shouldn't waste our time strainging our tiny little brains to figure out why it won't work
    Speak for yourself (and Bush). We're not all HTML and Java weenies round here.
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  84. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

    I'm simply commenting on the fact that there are probably only about 2 dozen people on the planet with the practical, applicable knowledge and experience to say with any sort of certainty that a space elevator was physically impossible and a bad idea, and I highly doubt they are the people who regularly dismiss (not refute) the idea on Slashdot.

    Personally I see no reason that it won't work, once the effort and money necessary is put into it.

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  85. things that make you go Hmmmmmm.... by LeeBarnes · · Score: 1

    not sure what to think about this, but as i was reading this, what song should come up on my iTunes playlist but Peter Schilling's 'Major Tom.'

    on a (possibly) more serious tone, what is he thinking, no toilets? are the spacemen supposed to just crap in their pants for 5 months?

    i may or may not have crapped in my pants once... it was not a pleasant experiece that which i do not wish to have recur.

    can't imagine no toilets.

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  86. clouds over Iraq by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

    From space, Foale saw a large black cloud over the Middle East: smoke from a bombed oil pipeline in Iraq."

    Pix please.

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  87. 2 dozen people by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    I really don't think so. The number of material scientists in the world is pretty large and the number of people working with buckytubes is not inconsiderable too.

    Additionally I think you can make pretty good judgements simply by looking at the record of achievement by people in related fields. Without knowing anything about the fabrication of electronic components I can probably make pretty accurate estimates of the processing speed of fast CPUs in 5 years time, say. I don't see why this procedure should magically fail for material science.

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    1. Re:2 dozen people by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      I don't care if it's 2 dozen or 2 thousand. The point is, the people who bag on space elevators on slashdot are likely not the ones qualified to discount the idea.

      That said, I still think the number of people on the planet with the applicable knowledge of the physics, engineering, materials, and practical application necessary to understand space elevators enough to discredit them is very small.

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  88. Insightful? by blissful+ignorant · · Score: 1

    What?

    Luxury items are actually a sign of a healthy economy - they mean there's a diversification of the workforce and money being put back into the economy. I'm not sure of exact figures, but I'm fairly certain a large chunk of all religious donations either ends up paying the salary of religious leaders(who then spend that money) or in helping the poor etc, which helps them function in the economy better.

    Knowledge is not a golden ideal or an inherent good. After Robert Oppenheimer helped create the atom bomb, he famously remarked that science has known sin. Space exploration, in a similar fashion, had very direct ties to missile technology, which was primarily interesting to the US and USSR for the ability to launch large nuclear warheads thousands of miles in order to kill millions of people from far far away.

    As for your comments on war and people, it's hard to reply to such sweeping generalizations. However, suffice to say war is frequently NOT necessary, and the amount of money to be spent on national defense is always up for debate. The consequences of spending too much are historicaly evident, the most recent example being the collapse of the USSR. I hope that no one would agree that we need to spend money to kill, but rather that we need to spend money in order to defend.

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    1. Re:Insightful? by merdark · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what your point here is. Money put into space exploration also goes back into the economy. It creates jobs designing the rockets and related space technology. It creates more jobs for researchers. The knowledge we gain from experiments conducted in space can lead to breakthroughs in say material science, or biology, which can have FAR reaching effects on our economy. And we gain more knowledge of the world around us and the space above us to boot!

      I don't see how circulating money frivolessly by buying luxury items and paying sports players enourmous sums of money gains us any in the end. It would be far better to circulate that money in areas such as research and exploration which can directly benifit us. I'm not suggesting we spend nothing on art of course. I love art. But these days we tend to be spending money on fluff rather than art.

      I was general with regards to war for a reason. I didn't want to write an essay on what what is nessary and what isn't. That sort of thing simply starts terribly huge discussions where people end up disagreeing anyways and simply like to hear themselves argue. I do agree that not all wars are necessary, but as long as morons go spending money on stupid new weapons, the rest of us have to do the same to defend ourselves. Sad, but reality.

  89. No, drop that jacuzzi, lounge patio, and ... by SluttyButt · · Score: 1

    powder room. Outlandish? Yes, but toiliets? Man, that is out of the equation.

  90. On the Australian space station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the Australian space station "Walzing Mathilda" kicking back is a bootable offense.

  91. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carbon nanotubes, or a derivitve technology thereof.

    Such a flippant answer implies you can order up thousands of kilometers of nanotubes with a convinient turn-around. But that is not currently possible, the nanotube manufacturing processes are too limited. Unless you are seriouslly saying we should stitch togeter 10 cm segements to make a ribbon able to reach GEO.

  92. Re:Speaking of comforts--Speaking of secrets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If true (this sounds like an urban legend to me) it probably has nothing to do with astronauts. That first "A" in NASA stands for "Aeronautics". Such a findings could be the result of a study of commerical and/or military pilots.

  93. Re:Speaking of comforts--Speaking of secrets... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Yeh, it would not look professional with Astronautics being Associated there...

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  94. The Intergalactic Laxative by Kafir · · Score: 1
    Alan Shepard had to do it in his suit!

    And in doing so inspired Scottish hippie-folk-troubador Donovan to write a fairly awful song called "The Intergalactic Laxative," with lyrics like " You may well ask, 'now what becomes of liquid they consume?'/ A tube is led from penis head to a unit in the room ...":

    I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly,
    Out from earthly regions to planets in the sky,
    With total media coverage we watched the heros land,
    As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand.

    In awe with admiration we listened to them talk,
    Such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk,
    My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me,
    Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee.

    They don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush,
    Their food is specially designed to dissolve into slush,
    Absorbed by multi-fibers in the super diaper suit,
    Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot

    You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume,
    A tube is led from penis head to a unit in the room,
    The water is recirculated, filtered for re-use,
    In case some anti-gravity pee gets on the loose.

    Whenever man has conquered in his quest for frontiers new
    I'm glad that he's still had to do the numbers one and two,
    It makes it all so ordinary, just like you and me,
    To know the greatest heroes, they had to shit and pee.

    Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there,
    For cosmic constipation, there's none that can compare,
    If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars,
    Oh the intergalactic laxative, the intergalactic laxative, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars.

    From his 1973 Cosmic Wheels album. I feel bad inflicting knowledge of the song on others, but it seemed relevant.

  95. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    At today's technology a carbon nanotube ribbon is strong enough, but it is not LONG enough. For the idea to work, it would have to be a single unbroken 62,000 mile long strand. If you have to make it in currently available lengths and then attach the lengths together, it stops having the property of being superstrong yet low in mass.

    The idea is sound. The technology, however, is NOT here yet. The irony is that to be able to make a superstrong unbroken long ribbon like that, you end up having to make it out in space.

    The ideal solution is for the center of the elevator to be the manufacturing point of the ribbon, spewing out strands in both directions - in to earth and away from earth. That can work, but it will take a lot of time before that technology is here.

    As to the tug idea, you do realize that the ribbon will not be fixed in space above a point on the earth if you do that, right? Once you pull the payload up, the center of mass of the elevator drifts outward such that it is no longer in geosynchronous orbit. and the tug will not be directly above the station - it will be pulling laterally on it as it's orbital speed changes and it drifts out of line. This means having to re-position the elevator after each and every launch. Not that this is a bad idea, but your description of the station being fixed in place isn't really accurate if this method is used. The station will need to move itself back to geosynchronous orbit, back over the launch point, and will need to have signifigant propulsion ability of its own to do so. (or you will have to wait a long time between launches if it has to move itself using relatively small propulsion techniques currently used by satellites to keep themselves in place.) This station is becoming a signifigantly complex thing here with this design. Not that this is bad, but the notion of this being possible with today's technology is foolishly optomistic.

    The problem with the space elevator is that we still need to be able to fling a lot of mass into orbit to be able to build the thing in the first place, and so there needs to be some intermediate step along the way that does that better than we do it today, before the elevator is buildable.

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  96. content-free by jcfeddern · · Score: 1

    nT