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  1. Re:What do they start with? on News Experiment To Rely Only On Facebook, Twitter · · Score: 1

    Try it with a random sample of people and get back to me.

    O Snaps! in a house wit some dudes...jus F-Book and Tweets 4 5 days! some experiment...

    science FTW!

  2. Re:Correlation on Correlation Found Between Brain Structure and Video Game Success · · Score: 3, Funny

    up up down down left right left right b a start

  3. Location is everything on How Do You Volunteer Professional Services? · · Score: 1

    Having been robbed in both Mexico and Jamaica, both of your professional skill sets could be of great use depending upon where you vacation. Trying to get an internet connection to cancel your credit cards should test your network abilities, and your wife could provide you with counseling after dealing with customs.

    FWIW, my post-Jamaica tan was far better than post-Yukatan tan...I'd book a trip to Monitigo Bay if I were in your shoes.

  4. Still Quite Meaningless. on "Doomsday Clock" Moves Away From Midnight · · Score: 1

    One would assume that a group, consisting of > 12 Nobel laureates, would abandon the Doomsday Clock for something less obscure and meaningless.

    I'd like to know how the origional designers chose to measure probability in terms of 'minutes to midnight'. It makes my head hurt.

  5. Re:the Eye-pod? on What Will Apple Do With Swedish Eye-Tracking Technology? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too soon?

    iConcur

  6. I'm with Professor Frink on You Won't Recognize the Internet in 2020 · · Score: 1

    I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

  7. Real time managing on When Developers Work Late, Should the Manager Stay? · · Score: 1

    Our late night installs bring out the best and worst in my colleagues. The best comes from incredible scripts done on the fly...the worst from management, trying to quantify the status.

    After midnight, it becomes a steady stream of `hot items` of `major client impact`...from management trying to help out, by providing more management. Fortunately, my brain has tuned management out well before midnight, so things still get done.

  8. Re:Dear Sir, on Yes, Google Does De-List Pages; But When? · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    30+ links? I don't know if his inflated self worth offends me more than his tainted view of the average /.er, or visa versa.

  9. No need for elevated alarm... on Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought · · Score: 5, Informative

    I did my undergrad approximately an hour from Yellowstone...the big buzz in 2003 was a 100 foot tall "bulge" under Yellowstone Lake. This was dismissed as a not-issue since it was geothermal activity, not volcanic activity. While this finding is volcanic in nature, it hardly makes much of a difference as far as the public safety is concerned. As the article points out, the real mystery lies in the region between 10 and 50 miles below the surface...this has yet to be modeled.

  10. IF THIS GOES THROUGH... on "Loud Commercial" Legislation Proposed In US Congress · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can LEGISLATE ALL CAPS and excessive PUNCTUATION NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

  11. I guess I'll say it... on Electric Mini Cooper Has Rough Start · · Score: 4, Funny
    FTA:

    BMW initially had to learn about infrastructure of houses and electrical-regulatory agencies in introducing the electric Mini to the U.S., Steinberg said. A key problem was getting approval for the recharging plug, which was originally designed for the European market, according to the executive.

    You Europeans and your superior plugs...you may have won this battle, but we will win the war.

  12. Re:I'd like to suggest a novel approach on Australian Govt. Proposes Internet "Panic Button" For Kids · · Score: 2, Informative

    Appeasement never curbed the aggression of axis powers, but a nuke ended WWII in seconds.

    Actually, Japan agreed to surrender on 8/14...five days after Fat Man and eight days after Little Boy.

  13. Re:Not to mention on How Heavy Is the Internet? · · Score: 1

    and the tubes...

  14. Re:Simple solution on Response To California's Large-Screen TV Regulation · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you want people to use less electricity charge more for it and use the tax to fund something good like public transit

    Mr. President? Is that you?

  15. Wrong. on Alternative Mobile Browsers Tested For Speed, Usability, JavaScript Rendering · · Score: 5, Informative
    TFA states:

    We've distilled each browser's strengths, but note you can't get all of these on the same phone -- if you've got a BlackBerry, you're stuck with its browser...

    You are most certainly not. I typically have Opera up and running before I configure my email on a new BlackBerry.

  16. Tips for Beginners on Leonid Meteor Shower Peaks Early Tuesday Morning · · Score: 1, Troll
    FTA:

    Bring a reclining lawn chair to a dark site with an open view of the sky. No trees or buildings should intrude into your view except maybe at the very edges. Depending on the time of the year you may want to bring a sleeping bag for protection against cold, dew, and mosquitoes.

    ...also, remember to use the bathroom before you get on the short-bus

  17. Re:Genius you see... on Optical Mice Used To Detect Counterfeit Coins · · Score: 1

    Optical mouse LED != laser...that was pretty damn funny, regardless

  18. Re:Seems like a future iPhone, N900, etc. app on Intel's New E-Reader For the Visually Impaired · · Score: 1

    I'm curious if there's audio feedback to tell you if you're correctly framing the page.

    I sure hope so...with these figures

    The device won't be speedy: "Intel says it takes about 30 seconds to process each page of text

    I'd sure be pissed to wait 30 seconds only to hear "Page 3 of 7"

  19. Colonel Tribune on Chicago Court Throwing Out LIDAR Speeding Tickets · · Score: 3, Funny
    from the (bonked) link:

    I'm sorry we had to meet under these circumstances, but allow me to introduce myself. I'm Colonel Tribune, the Web ambassador for chicagotribune.com.

    Looks like the Tribune Co. is really embracing the interweb...

    Meantime, I hope I run into you surfing the Web. You can find me on Twitter and Facebook.

    ...I wonder if Colonel Tribune prefers Farmville or Mafia Wars?

  20. Re:I don't know on Researchers Neutralize Parkinson's Dopamine Killers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm all for making fun of people who get injured by their own stupidity. I'm talking about the guys who decide to skateboard off of the roof of a 3 storey house, and end up breaking their penises or permanently damaging their scrotums.

    But please, show some respect for those who are cursed with a disease or disability that they had no control over.

    I find your code of ethics fascinating.

  21. Re:Bar of soap mouse on Microsoft Research Shows Off New Projects On College Recruiting Tour · · Score: 2, Informative

    Link to an Engadget article regarding the device in question...

    I imagine it is caught in a development life cycle...or that Microsoft determined that most consumers are content using touchpads or game system controllers to interface from the couch.

  22. Re:WE must change? on Cable Exec Suggests Changing Consumer Behavior, Not Business Model · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Inadvertently correct...

    There were many fine works when copyright didn't even exist; hell, if copyright existed, we wouldn't have had Shakespeare's.

    We would have had Bacon's.

  23. Re:One server? on The Tech Aboard the International Space Station · · Score: 2, Funny

    the better question is why they have a hundred laptops for a crew of 3-6 max.

    One Tang spill could render several laptops useless. Perhaps this is a redundancy measure.

  24. Re:NASAs first priority on NASA Trying To Reinvent Their Approach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once we find out if asteroid detection, deflection or destruction is trivial and reliable, then we can go on to mentally masturbating about colonizing other bodies.

    I presume the NASA memory foam will come into play here. We should be good to go.

  25. Define "humor" on DVRs Help Some TV Shows Improve Ratings · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    When NBC added the “The Jay Leno Show” at 10 each weeknight, it boasted that the show would be “DVR proof,” meaning that because the humor was topical, viewers were more likely to watch it live, avoiding much of the commercial-skipping that was expected to plague recorded shows.

    I think the only truly funny thing here is that NBC considers Leno to be humorous. His face looks like a banana...that is sort of funny, I guess.