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"Loud Commercial" Legislation Proposed In US Congress

Hackajar writes "Have you ever caught yourself running for the volume control when a TV commercial comes on? Congresswoman Anna Eshoo (D-CA) has, and is submitting legislation that would require TV commercials in the US to stay at volume levels similar to the programming they are associated with. From the article: 'Right now, the government doesn't have much say in the volume of TV ads. It's been getting complaints ever since televisions began proliferating in the 1950s. But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'"

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  1. I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO. I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

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    1. Re:I'd much rather... by Dan667 · · Score: 2, Informative

      MythTV allows you to record programs and the commercials are automatically skipped without even needing a button press.

    2. Re:I'd much rather... by yurtinus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is technology I recall being advertised over a decade ago, I *think* by Philips.

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    3. Re:I'd much rather... by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My father's old rear projection TV was a Magnavox with Smart Sound. it wasn't perfect and you probably want to turn it off during movies, but it did a pretty good job.

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    4. Re:I'd much rather... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you'd rather have to pay more for your TV then to just force the networks to stop being assholes?

      If *you* want loud commercials, then turn your TV up louder. I'm tired of the networks jacking the commercial sound up, its bullshit and I shouldn't have to be responsible for fixing it. If I have the movie or TV show at 70 dB, I want the commercials at 70 dB as well.

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    5. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On principle, yes.

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    6. Re:I'd much rather... by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO

      Since Broadcasters (OTA/Cable/Fiber) all have to have FCC licenses, the government is already involved in the minutia of their business practices.

      Here's what the bill is asking broadcasters to follow:
      http://www.atsc.org/standards/a_85-2009.pdf

      It's 72 pages and I don't have the technical knowledge to understand it all anyways, but I think the original idea of "commercials cannot be louder than the program's average volume" is a pretty simple alternative to guidelines written by the industry.

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    7. Re:I'd much rather... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What principle? You, as a consumer, have no power in this. Every broadcaster does it, and even if some didn't, you can't "vote with your wallet" short of just not paying for TV. Regulation is good, especially in monopolistic situations

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    8. Re:I'd much rather... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      This is EXACTLY what I want my government involved with. Of all the nonsense I am powerless to deal with on my own, which is admittedly a lot, I still (naively, perhaps), feel as though I can vote the bastards out of office for foisting off a ridiculous health care bill, printing money like its 1999, and sending my buddies to the Middle East, the ONE THING I am absolutely powerless to do anything about is the annoying way commercials up their volume. Here here, and well done for this true representative of the people. I hope she's successful.

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    9. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...

      Now now, that would totally violate the DMCA. :P

    10. Re:I'd much rather... by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather see them ban region coding so I can purchase disks anywhere.

    11. Re:I'd much rather... by Lawriew · · Score: 1

      What?

    12. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you want to pay more for products that strip the bullshit out of other products that are forced upon you, rather than have a government regulation on the matter.

      That's like a rape victim paying for lube instead of calling the police.

    13. Re:I'd much rather... by selven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many modern TVs are running a full operating system anyway. I'm sure there's a way to hack them to make them do what you want.

    14. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate loud commercials too, and this is fair use of our power qua government IMHO. Allow the legislature to legislate and leave it to the voters to judge whether the benefit of non-loud commercials is outweighed by the loss of freedom. I know some people will construe this as the "tyranny of the majority", but I'm not too sure that the tyranny of the minority is always to be preferred.

    15. Re:I'd much rather... by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, the broadcasters do NOT turn up the level on the commercials, the producers of the commercials do so - the guys running the tranmission chain at the stations run the tapes at the standard levels

      It's the whole "Music loudness wars" all over - just for TV

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    16. Re:I'd much rather... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      The fact that a fair government may allow the customer to get screwed, but the power in the end will rest with the consumer to avoid being screwed.

      If government can interfere in this wait for the EU-style Nanny-State laws limiting volume on MP3 players, more DMCA-style legislation, and perhaps even legislation forbidding the skipping of commercials.

      Whenever one good law that helps consumers comes out, five more that are anti-consumer will be legalized. A government that stays out of stuff will be more free for much longer than one that interferes in every little thing.

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    17. Re:I'd much rather... by Ark42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From a technical aspect - How? And is it 100% correct in what it does and does not skip, or just 99% correct? I was not aware of any specific flag in streams that marks content vs commercial.

    18. Re:I'd much rather... by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

      Wait, the goverment says to network or whoever "Hey, make the commercials the same volume as the program" and you are complaining that the government isn't allowing you a choice? They are the one in this case trying to protect your choice of volume level!

      And sorry, forcing everyone to buy a new TV for a feature when the government can implement for essentially free for everyone and at no real cost to any party involved is being technologically elitist and if you don't see how the corps just love your "solution" to death...

      I take care of an elderly parent, when the commercial starts blaring at a normal volume, it is very annoying, at their volume, it's painful.

    19. Re:I'd much rather... by Sirusjr · · Score: 1

      The problem is louder commercials don't make me more likely to buy stuff based on hearing it. They make me angry and likely to say "well if you are going to be like that maybe I won't buy your stuff." Of course the point is moot for most of America who watch TV on Hulu or even better off other online avenues where commercials are already removed by the time the program reaches the individual.

    20. Re:I'd much rather... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Since Broadcasters (OTA/Cable/Fiber) all have to have FCC licenses

      You don't need a license to operate over a private cable/fiber network. Only if you're using the public spectrum do you need a license to broadcast. Why do you think basic cable doesn't have the same norms of decency as broadcast TV?

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    21. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this just an American problem? The UK has a very similar law in place, and has done so for decades.

    22. Re:I'd much rather... by Darkness404 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Has government regulation ever really worked? Lets see here, fair use was meant to allow for the public to use copyrighted material in some situations. It was a good law, but then the DMCA basically threw fair use into the trash. The public might have the momentum to get one law passed, but five more will rise up in its place. If the government stays out of this, the free market will eventually come up with a solution that won't have the regressions/loopholes that legislation always has. Without government interference in things like broadcasting, better time-shifting, commercial eliminating, and TV streaming technology can be invented without threat of legislation making it illegal.

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    23. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firstly, this is not a monopolistic situation, it is closer to an oligopoly.

      Secondly, regulation is only good if what it regulates has a more negative effect on the economy than the increased government expenditures (which translates into higher taxation). I cannot see that this is proven to be the case; what negative impacts do loud commercials have vs. introduction of new laws which must be enforced using resources that may have been used elsewhere?

      Just because you are 'tired of it' does not mean we should raise our taxes to appease you.

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    24. Re:I'd much rather... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO.

      On the other hand, we already have too much government regulation in so many areas, we're not going to get it to shrink back down, probably ever. May as well get some good out of it. I say introduce all types of regulations on advertising noise levels.

      Then they can move onto regulating the general crappiness of ads in movie theaters before the previews. I mean, good lord, those are the most annoying commercials EVER, and it's not just because of the whole "I paid for a ticket and you're STILL advertising to me?!?"

    25. Re:I'd much rather... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The UK is hardly a good example for anything related to TV when you've got state employees roaming around the countryside to make sure you've paid your BBC tax.....

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    26. Re:I'd much rather... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the media will eventually lobby congress for things allowing for greater "protections" on copyright, commercial, and time shifting perhaps forbidding the sale of things that let you skip commercials. Every, single, time that the government does one thing right for its people, five more laws will be passed reducing that victory because of laws to "help" the people "wronged" by that law. Its the way it always happens, and by that time, technology will not have caught up to it because there was no need to develop the technology further.

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    27. Re:I'd much rather... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do. We do not have to watch channels that have tactics we do not like.

      Yeah, but this is a tiny thing. If you're going to stop watching a channel over this as the sole reason, then with a standard so tight you probably will end up not watching TV at all.

      We can circumvent advertising with digital recorders.

      I suspect nobody will care. It'll still be useful to make commercials more noticeable to people without the technology.

      And since this is pretty much free they can keep doing it even if everybody works around it.

      That's a valid response. If the masses stood up and said "we'll support the station that doesn't have loud ads", then those broadcasters would eventually listen.

      I agree in the general case, but let's be realistic. It's a tiny issue. If they started showing porn during the day, yeah, there'd be plenty outrage, and lots of cancelled subscriptions. But I doubt there's going to be a noticeable boycott over ad volume.

      Regulation is bad. Period. The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      The problem is, I think that without regulation you won't get anywhere. There exists a large class of small annoyances that most people won't bother taking any action over.

      How many people are going to stop watching their favourite TV show to protest against ads being too loud? How many people will stop buying from a company that ocassionally overcharges them by a quarter?

      I think regulation has much better chances of having an effect in cases like that. The individual damage some things cause is very small, but if you let them get away with it, everybody is going to be inconvenienced a little, and over enough people and time that adds up to quite a lot.

    28. Re:I'd much rather... by multisync · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm tired of the networks jacking the commercial sound up

      I doubt very much it has anything to do with the networks.

      These "loud commercials" don't have their volume turned up per se; they have their dynamic range compressed (just like a Metallica CD), and the gain increased, making the lows as loud as the highs. This is likely done at the production stage.

      The same thing happens when you have your volume cranked up for a quiet scene that's suddenly interrupted by a loud noise, only in the case of these commercials, the whole thing is a "loud noise."

      Even if the TV station or cable company are careful to keep everything broadcast safe, it will sound unreasonably loud because *everything* is at peak level, unlike the program you were watching which had highs and lows and a lower average volume.

      I'm not sure how you could legislate this problem away.

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    29. Re:I'd much rather... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Funny

      No but the guy three doors down hears them and might buy something.

    30. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Interesting. But think about this: if the government forces the companies to normalize their volume levels then no volume-level-based detection algorithm is going to work to detect commercials anymore, and we'll lose that ability, because I don't know of any intelligent systems that can determine from the *content* of the broadcast what is a commercial and what is not... in fact, even in some movies there are fake commercials which could very easily confuse the intelligent algorithms which are no longer based on simple volume measurements, and that could be ugly in itself.

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    31. Re:I'd much rather... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Using the same reasoning as the law in TFA: Ads are loud as fuck. Thus, any time it fails to skip an ad, it wasn't an obnoxiously loud ad to begin with, so your eardrums are likely intact. While you might say "What about loud bits of shows like explosions!?" no, they've got nothing on ads. I'd watch BSG, loud explosions, etc. Then it goes to ads. "MY LITTLE PONY" is screamed at a volume that absolutely dwarfs the loudest things in the show itself. It's been getting worse lately. Compression can't really make ads any louder than it already has, so the networks are actually turning the shows down more and more so you crank your TV and will get absolutely BLASTED by ads. I don't know why, its making it more and more desirable to skip them.

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    32. Re:I'd much rather... by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      BTW - I should have put a disclaimer in there - I work for one of the TV Networks, but NOT in the broadcast area - and hint - I never watch TV

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    33. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSync · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the original idea of "commercials cannot be louder than the program's average volume" is a pretty simple alternative to guidelines written by the industry.

      No, the original idea is not simpler because there is no technical definition for "loudness". It is the equivalent of saying "commercials can't be prettier than the program's average prettiness".

      The best thing we have for approximating human loudness perception is the ITU-R BS.1170 loudness measure, which actually is a fairly recent development, and has proven to be more accurate than the previously used measure, Leq(A). Plus we need to keep in mind the complexity of the Dolby AC-3 audio system, which is legislatively required for US Digital Television use, which itself has dialogue loudness normalization metadata and several dynamic range limiting elements.

      Television sound distribution is very complex. Sound is captured uncompressed, then mixed, encoded in AC-3 for terrestrial DTV distribution or AAC for some satellite distribution, and the DTV distribution may then be re-encoded for local cable or local-into-local satellite TV. The cable systems use transport stream splicers to switch between compressed streams that may have different dialog normalization levels.

    34. Re:I'd much rather... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Naw, not every time. I'm either not as cynical as you, or I simply have lost my mind, but there are a few things Congress is loath to cross the people on. This will be one of those things I think.

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    35. Re:I'd much rather... by haibijon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Yep. No regulation has done a great job historically, just look at the economy. I mean, how else are we supposed to have things like price-fixing and monopolies. Seriously though, why does everything have to be black and white. Personally, I think regulation has a place, but in moderation, where it makes sense. Unfortunately though, no regulation only works when people can regulate themselves, which doesn't appear to be reality.

      If the masses stood up and said "we'll support the station that doesn't have loud ads", then those broadcasters would eventually listen. ... The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      That would work if they didn't all do it. Unfortunately I've never seen/heard of a broadcaster who does this, and it appears that many of the commenters haven't. Instead of just saying "regulation bad!", why not be constructive and provide an example?

    36. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Think about the unintended consequences of this legislation if it passes. If all commercials become normalized to their respective shows then technology like Myth TV uses to skip over commercials automatically for you (presumably based on volume detection algorithms) will suddenly fail. In other words, today if you're a savvy consumer you have the option to do something about the commercials because the shady advertising companies are in effect doing it to themselves by giving you a means to detect their bullshit. This gives you the chance to turn the commercials down not just to show levels, but below, or even skip them.

      After this legislation passes that is gone. Completely. It's a step backwards until some kind of AI comes around that can detect based on content, and we both know that just ain't happening any time soon.

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    37. Re:I'd much rather... by scot4875 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Similarly, if you have loud neighbors, you should just move and boycott the loud neighbors. Get rid of your HOA rules or local ordinances, because they clearly have a negative impact by being enforced -- in fact, they require even more enforcement than this proposed rule would: local police have to enforce noise rules, whereas this would be a simple, network-level enforced rule, easy to monitor and issue fines for offenders.

      So, clearly, this proposed legislation is a bad idea, and noise ordinances are a bad idea as well.

      Sarcasm aside, it sure would be nice if the broadcasting industry could have come together and implemented something like this to begin with. It would be really nice if they'd just said, "ok, hey, we're going to normalize our content so that typical conversation will play at 50dB. Commercials will be compressed to have a maximum volume of 55dB." Then I wouldn't have to readjust the volume every time I changed channels, or be blasted out of the room when I have the volume set high for a quiet show on a quiet network, then flip channels and hit a Dodge truck ad on Spike. I guess the invisible hand of the free market hasn't sorted that one out yet.

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    38. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSync · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't need a license to operate over a private cable/fiber network. Only if you're using the public spectrum do you need a license to broadcast.

      While that is true, cable and satellite systems still come under some the control of the FCC, although generally not for content requirements. It should be noted that H. R. 6209 applied to "any video programming that is broadcast or that is distributed by any multichannel video programming distributor," the latter being shorthand for cable or satellite TV provider.

    39. Re:I'd much rather... by armyofone · · Score: 1

      I vote with my Mute button. It's really quite easy.

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    40. Re:I'd much rather... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      If I have the movie or TV show at 70 dB, I want the commercials at 70 dB as well.

      I am not an audio technician or an electrical engineer. However, from what I understand the problem is not just the volume in an absolute sense (i.e. the db noise), but the various parts of the sound (i.e. the music, voices, sound effects, etc). In most television programs the volume of the individual portions, the voices for example, might be louder than the background music. This is done to build dramatic effect and achieve different moods. Advertisers, for the most part, don't care about building mood or achieving dramatic presentation; they typically have only 30 seconds so they prefer to GRAB YOUR ATTENTION by being as loud as possible. This means that everything about the Ad, including voices, music, sound effects, etc will be played at the maximum volume. While it is true that the ad is not "louder" in an absolute sense (i.e. db noise) than the rest of the programming, we perceive it as being much louder because everything in the ad is being played at the maximum allowed volume. This is especially apparent in the first Ads played during a break following a period of regular programing; the transition can be jarring to say the least (especially in a dramatic program with soft music and low voices).

    41. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What about Replay Gain? The existing proposed standard, with the addition of clipping prevention (as described in the standard) would probably be the right solution.

    42. Re:I'd much rather... by AnonGCB · · Score: 1

      Do you work for FOX? I wouldn't watch them even if I worked for them either.

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    43. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

      The FCC mandates a maximum signal level - let's call it X - that represents the loudest audio that you're allowed to broadcast within the signal specs. Regular television, because it's not run by complete bastards, actually understands that if you have quiet parts of your show then when something gets loud it will actually provoke a response in the viewer. Therefore, they usually broadcast at .5X and save 1X for the absolutely most exciting parts. Commercials, however, are frequently made by complete bastards who just want to bash their message into your ear with all the subtlety of Van Helsing hammering a stake into Dracula's chest. They run their audio at 1X the *entire frigging time*, and that's why the commercial seems "loud." Is it louder than the show you were just watching? No. Is it maximum loud the entire time? Yes.

      And now that I look up and read your post again, I realise that I've just said the exact same thing.

      MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT AT MAXIMUM VOLUME SO THAT EVERYONE HEARS IT!

    44. Re:I'd much rather... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Depends on the signal source. Over the radio spectrum the tv stations are renting the airwaves from the people of the US as no one owns the spectrum, and so the gov I see as being perfectly in the right mandating certain restrictions on that broadcast such as mandating that some news be put up, emergency signals be sent or in this case relative volume levels be kept within certain parameters. Cable and wired broadcasts are a different matter entirely, and while there should be some right-of-way regulations(aka net neutrality) control of the content of the broadcasts should be left up to the broadcasters/purchasers because of the lower requirements to broadcast/purchase.

      You see more people can broadcast over cable/wire than can over the air and the cable/wire has a larger private ownership/maintenance stake than the radio spectrum.

    45. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      nice post, and what you've said about compression is true enough, however, it is also the networks and affiliates, and they have admitted as such. The way you describe it sounds like magic: If you have your volume muted, all they have to do is compress enough, add enough gain, and bam, mute is no longer mute! Not quite that easy.

      Advertisers request that certain levels for their ads, and they give it to them. Its no accident, and it can't be completely done through production, as you've said. Advertisers figured out that the more people that see or hear their ads, the more effective they are. Turning up the relative volume sort of makes it hard to ignore.

      The legislation seems like it'd be tricky, except that it shouldn't. It is the networks changing the volume levels of commercials... so... legislating it away should be academic (Article 17, Section 31: "Stop doing that, assholes!")

    46. Re:I'd much rather... by Afforess · · Score: 1, Redundant

      In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be? The producers aren't given copies of the shows beforehand; it's not like they know ahead of time.

      Before everyone begins assuming some sinister plot, maybe we should just stop and think a moment. The Advertisers wants everyone to hear the ad, so they just aim a bit high, so that it will always be heard. It's better than the alternative, where ad's are too soft to be heard, because then, advertisers will pay less for ads and TV stations will either need more ads for the same amount of broadcasting or will go out of business.

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    47. Re:I'd much rather... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO. I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

      These TVs used to exist (we used to have one in the 90s that would auto-mute on commercials based on the brief gap of extra size between commercial and programming), and were forced out of the market - or so I assume as I have not been able to find one for years.

      I'm not generally a fan of government interference, but I don't see an alternative here. The market can't correct this - or rather, the market here isn't controlled by consumers, but by the advertisers & networks. The competition that should correct it can't, as the consumer isn't a consideration in targeting the products.

    48. Re:I'd much rather... by Eil · · Score: 1

      But there's still a way to measure the perceived loudness, correct? Even if it means the station has to decrease the volume of the commercial to match the average of the last n seconds of regular programming, there's a way to fix this.

      Of course, I would prefer that TV makers simply build the functionality into their sets rather than create a law about it. But if the FCC can mandate what kinds of content can and cannot be broadcast on public airwaves, I guess its within their ability to set limits on content loudness (or at least changes in loudness).

      Also, any rules or laws should be applied to the broadcast stations or provider issuing the signal, not the networks. The worst offenders with loud commercials are local advertisers.

    49. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You obviously have no idea how the current recession came about. A huge part of it was the deregulation of various markets, coupled with a hands-off approach to markets such as OTC-derivatives, (all in the name of the free market working things out), that allowed the various financial industries to bring us into this mess. Even Greenspan, long a proponent of the hands-off approach, has said(albeit in the aftermath of the meltdown), that he was wrong, and that regulation is needed.

      The market will not come up a solution for this, because it is the market that is doing it.

      As far as has government regulation ever really worked, enjoy those basic worker's rights, as well as not being forced to work in a factory since you were 3 years old. Enjoy having a choice in a phone company, instead of being tied to Ma Bell. Enjoy having clean air. Enjoy not being banned from a store based on the color of your skin, your last name, your religion, your age, or your sex. Enjoy all those basic rights that you have because the government has stepped in and regulated something in your life.

      For every bad law, there are five good laws. Believe it or not, the government is not out to get you through regulation.

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    50. Re:I'd much rather... by DJLuc1d · · Score: 1

      We've had the technology to do this since the 1960s and maybe even before that. What I don't understand is how it hasn't been widely implemented since then. This should be an already established feature on every television and I just cannot fathom why manufacturers haven't included it (short of LG really, REALLY wanting you to pay attention to its latest marked up flat screen.)

    51. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you'd rather have to pay more for your TV then to just force the networks to stop being assholes?

      I bought the cheapest 25" CRT TV that I could find back in 1990 for $199 (Magnavox) when all other brands were $299-$1000. Surprisingly it had auto volume adjustment for loud commercials. I didn't even know it had this feature when I bought it. It worked extremely well so I doubt it cost a fortune to implement.

    52. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every, single, time that the government does one thing right for its people, five more laws will be passed reducing that victory because of laws to "help" the people "wronged" by that law.

      You keep posting this. Citation, please, or quit posting it. Without a real citation, what you are posting is utter nonsense.

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    53. Re:I'd much rather... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Easy, require advertisements to be mixed down so that the highs don't peak above X level. even with gains/compression.

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    54. Re:I'd much rather... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      That is not too much government.

      Americans need to get it through their head that they've always been dependant upon the government doing things for them and if it weren't for the government in the past ensuring the country had plenty of rail lines, everyone had electricity and a phone, the US would probably be no better off than Mexico. The only reason the US' education system is as good as it is comes down to government control. Unfortunately there is now also too much pressure to not make kids feel stupid, standards are lowered and the subsidised education is being wasted.

      The only issue is when the government is full of poor politicians voted in by morons. With competition like John Kerry, Al Gore, George Bush, John McCain and Sarah Palin, it's no wonder the US is in a sad state.

      Perhaps too much government is the government allowing everyone to vote. I'd rather see some people have to take an intelligence and history test to earn their right to vote.

    55. Re:I'd much rather... by Z34107 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be?

      They aren't. The network is.

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean, but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization. Or why the network has to purposefully crank up the relative volume of their ads. Or why televisions or HTPCs can't do volume normalization.

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    56. Re:I'd much rather... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      "If you're going to stop watching a channel over this as the sole reason, then with a standard so tight you probably will end up not watching TV at all."

      The HORROR!

      No seriously, I don't understand why the fuck people watch TV so much. I find the commercials so offensive I can't stand it. Why pay to have someone brainwash my kid into NEEDING a my little pony. Fuck that. People give too much away for their precious 300 channels of duplicate crap and reruns 80% of which is basically infomercial shite.

      TO HELL WITH THAT!

      I watch DVDs.

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    57. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not congress's job.
      it's not the FCCs job.

      the responsibility lies solely on the broadcasters and how they want the value the ratings of a show against the money from the ad agencies.

    58. Re:I'd much rather... by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Nope - and I don't watch ANY TV, rarely any videos - and haven't since long before I worked for them (Last show I watched was B5)

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    59. Re:I'd much rather... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      They don't need defending. The added volume level is "by design" and has been the cause behind the creation of many volume normalization devices. Not every commercial does this -- usually they are the cheesier TV ads selling random things once sold by that deceased bearded TV guy selling shamwow, carpet cleaners or stuff to take the blood out of your underwear.

      The practice is well known. Advertisers who use this method do so because they believe there is a good chance you left the room during the commercial and want you to at least hear the commercial.

    60. Re:I'd much rather... by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Funny
      BILLY MAYS HERE! FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
      IF YOU HATE LOUD COMMERCIALS YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS!
      THE COMMERCIAL KILLER!


      Stupid Filter it won't let me shout the whole time, if I stream my tv through /. the filter will fix the loud commercials.

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

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    61. Re:I'd much rather... by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They could sample a random amount of tv and find the correct volume, instead they make the commercials super loud. This is why people use ad blockers and stuff like myth's auto-commercial skip. If the advertisers had not become obnoxious these things would not be so popular.

      I would be more than happy to buy television shows at the cost the advertisers pay for my set of eyeballs. Stations charge around $20 per thousand viewers for a 30 second spot. So the average 1 hour program has about 17 minutes worth of adds*, meaning 34 30 second add spots. $20/1000 * 34 = $0.68.

      That is what I would be willing to pay to watch commercial free tv online, any higher and I will use netflix, torrents or pvrs to get my commercial free tv episodes.

      *based off the nonscientific method of average length to watch tv episodes on dvd

    62. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see someone start a class action lawsuit over this for hearing loss. I think that would stop the volume spikes in it's tracks. Now who to sue... the networks? the companies that make the ads? How about we follow suit of the RIAA/MPAA and we start suing all the dead network executives and dead ad agency employees?!!

    63. Re:I'd much rather... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? You make decisions because advertising annoys you? I mean, ideally yes, but factually once its caught your eye it's in your mind. These people have massive studies to determine what gets people buying, and sadly I think they know very well what makes ads effective.

    64. Re:I'd much rather... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      More likely, considering the current quality of TV shows, you snoozed away and the noise should wake you so you know that you should take a leak.

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    65. Re:I'd much rather... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      The BBC produces some of the best TV shows around. The intellectual difference between the average show produced by the BBC and those produced by other commercial entities is staggering.

      BTW I don't live in the UK and so haven't had the experience of a BBC tax collector knocking at my door.

    66. Re:I'd much rather... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      The current legislation is to prevent them from doing this, and it has everything to do with the networks (the networks exist to provide a good environment for their advertisers.)

      You legislate it away by saying not that there's a 'maximum volume' but that the advertisements cannot create a significant difference in volume from the programming. It's easy enough to quantify, you just did. So you just outlaw what you described, and say that the dynamic range has to stay down with the show.

    67. Re:I'd much rather... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guess it's a bit like working at a burger joint and never going there to eat: You know how it's made.

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    68. Re:I'd much rather... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      I am not aware of any commercial detection system that uses volume. Myth TV for example flags apparent scene changes, looking for fade to black, a TV station logo no longer being present, and several other things.

      If all went well it notices and flags the point where commericals start, as well as where commericals end, without flagging internal scene changes or anthing like that. If it worked, then when watching there are controls to jump to the next marked pointed or back to the last marked point.

      If automatic commercial skipping is on, then whenever it reached one of these markers, it jumps to the next one. If markers were only inserted at commercial start and stop points, then this will be perfect. If it flagged a break between two commercials, or a show's internal scene change then this breaks, and you need to help it out by jumping back to the previous marker, or forward to the next, as the case may be.

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    69. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. No regulation has done a great job historically, just look at the economy.

      OK, maybe it's not too good for the economy, but you must admit that in countries which have experienced a complete breakdown of central authority life is never boring!

    70. Re:I'd much rather... by smartaleq · · Score: 5, Informative

      My relative has a company that inserts local commercials into cable television. Frequently, local companies produce their own ads for him. Every new commercial is digitized, and he sets the volume on them one by one to be appropriate. However, the only way he figured out "appropriate" was by setting it to a a certain level, listening when it played _live_, and then calibrating future ads to the right volume based on that. His ear is the only standard for his ads precisely because the cable provider isn't doing any volume manipulation or standardization downstream of him.

    71. Re:I'd much rather... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      You, as a consumer, have no power in this.

      Turn the fucking thing off! How hard was that?

      It's TV people. No one is asking you to eat bread with broken glass shards in it. If it's a problem for you move on to something else. Instead we'll see the government get their fingers in yet another pie while Rome burns. Fan-fucking-tastic.

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    72. Re:I'd much rather... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be? The producers aren't given copies of the shows beforehand; it's not like they know ahead of time.

      There are broadcast standards that define that sort of thing, part of the same standards that define the color gamut, the number of effective pixels, etc.

      Personally I LOVE loud commercials - it makes auto-detecting them easy which makes thing like mythtv's automatic commercial remover work better.

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    73. Re:I'd much rather... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Be fair, at least you get a few good documentaries and occasionally some meaningful show. Other countries pay that tax too and get essentially a copycat version of private networks.

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    74. Re:I'd much rather... by ikono · · Score: 1

      You might want to get some tire chains or something to help you on that slippery slope. BTW, if you want loud commercials, feel free to turn your volume up during commercial breaks.

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    75. Re:I'd much rather... by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      Back in the 90's Magnavox had TV's that had auto level controls. Not sure if ever became popular enough for them to keep adding to TVs, but I definitely would like to see that tech make it's way back into newer TVs.

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    76. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So youd rather pay extra for equipment to regulate your tv volume than just have a rule in place saying the commercials cant be any louder than the stations normal programming? Does that mean your against the stations programming for setting the volume on their shows you want also? I tell you what, you want to control your remote then use the volume button to do so all you want. Me? I personally hate having to reach for the mute button everytime a super loud commercial pops up out of nowhere.

    77. Re:I'd much rather... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I've got a CRT TV that's about ten years old, with no plans to replace it in the near future. I'd love to see the volume of commercials get cut back, because the channels that I mostly watch (Comedy Central, TNT, History, Discovery) are some of those that have the loudest commercials for products I have no intention of buying.

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    78. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it not be possible to regulate and legislate the RMS levels instead of the decibel peak?

    79. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did is the operative word. I have one of those TVs and the first year or two of owning it was great. Then they started getting around it through trickery and I kept thinking the feature was turned off, but it was on. Advertising sucks. Never trust it.

    80. Re:I'd much rather... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      The UK is a great example for TV for the simple reason that it has the best television in the world. The BBC is a publicly-funded body that is able to fulfil its remit of public broadcasting *because* of the BBC 'tax'.

      And additionally it also has the best radio in the world, paid for by the TV licence fee, and made available in large part for free for the rest of the world.

      And no, I don't live there.

    81. Re:I'd much rather... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Informative

      "You, as a consumer, have no power in this. "

      I have the power not to consume, so I don't.

      .

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    82. Re:I'd much rather... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 2, Funny

      I assume it looks for blank frames. when the stream switches from the content to the ads.

    83. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alan Greenspan was as "hands-off" as the Politburo.

    84. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could threaten to legislate that the broadcasters mark the start and stop of their commercials so that an intelligent receiver could turn the volume down. The broadcasters would scramble to self-control their volumes rather than mark commercials in a way that you could auto-mute or auto-delete them.

    85. Re:I'd much rather... by dissy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you could legislate this problem away.

      Easy, every time it happens, fine the responsible party a 'showed 4 nipples' dollar amount.

    86. Re:I'd much rather... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      What principle? You, as a consumer, have no power in this.

      Sorry to break your bubble. You are not the consumeR. You are the consumeD. You are product, to be lured by the programs that interests you, and then to be packaged delivered to the advertisers. Now that you have learned your proper position in the TV market, rest easy, play along and watch and listen to the ads.

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    87. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's really not a question of how loud the commercials are.

      It's how much "compression" and "limiting" are used on the audio. This affects how loud it "seems", even though the needle on the meter never goes higher than the highest peak reached by the show. It's just that the needle seems stuck on that peak.

      Compression and limiting are why listening to radio wears you out--it's called "listener fatigue". Your brain has to do extra work to process unnatural sound.

      Radio stations do it so that they're the loudest thing on the dial as you scan across. Advertisers do it so that their commercial gets your attention.

      Without legislators capable of learning about and understanding compression and limiting, don't look for any legislation that actually solves the problem.

      Somewhat off-topic, but as long as we're talking about TV sound, I'm way behind on sending a letter to the people who make "Burn Notice" to thank them for the high quality of the show's audio. The actors don't mumble or get drowned out by sound effects or added music, which is more than I can say for a lot of other shows these days.

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    88. Re:I'd much rather... by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

      In defense of the Tv shows, how are they supposed to know how loud the show should be? The producers aren't given copies of the commercials beforehand; it's not like they know ahead of time. Before everyone begins assuming some sinister plot, maybe we should just stop and think a moment. The producers wants everyone to hear the details, so they just aim a bit low, so that it will always be heard among the explosions. It's better than the alternative, where shows are too loud to be appreciated, because then... enough of this stupidity. I hope you get the point of how fucking stupid of an argument you just made is. It's up to the tv networks to normalize the audio of everything it broadcasts, tv show or commercial. We pay millions to subscribe to high quality (signal wise) programing and we are rewarded with more crap thrown at us to get us to buy more shit.

    89. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      It would be really nice if they'd just said, "ok, hey, we're going to normalize our content so that typical conversation will play at 50dB. Commercials will be compressed to have a maximum volume of 55dB."

      Actually, that's kind of how it is now. But compression means that the commercials that have a maximum volume of 55dB also have a *minimum* volume of 55dB.

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    90. Re:I'd much rather... by dissy · · Score: 0, Troll

      because then, advertisers will pay less for ads and TV stations will either need more ads for the same amount of broadcasting or will go out of business.

      Yea, cuz you know, the $60/month from a few million people in cable subscription costs couldn't possibly be anywhere near enough to run a cable company.

      I mean god, I don't know how I would survive without $60 million every month! Right now I'm expecting next month to only make 59 million, and am so disgusted and sickened how people don't want to allow me to scream in their ear that I think I'll just take my ball and go home, closing the business down.

      *rolls eyes*

    91. Re:I'd much rather... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      No, the original idea is not simpler because there is no technical definition for "loudness". It is the equivalent of saying "commercials can't be prettier than the program's average prettiness".

      My apologies for saying "be louder" instead of "have a higher volume".

      How about now:
      I think the original idea of "commercials cannot have a higher volume than the program's average volume" is a pretty simple alternative to guidelines written by the industry.

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    92. Re:I'd much rather... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Why? Because Ronald Reagan said so? What do you think caused the current financial mess?

      The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      The state's business is whatever the voters say it is. If you don't like what they're regulating, go vote for someone else.

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    93. Re:I'd much rather... by chexy · · Score: 1

      ok, It's not about volume controls on the TV/Receiver/other.
      Do the cable companies make the commercials? The cable companies get paid to show pre-recorded commercials.
      Lets give the cable company the right to collect the money and the Commercial. Review the video and if the audio track does not meet certain specifications they can keep the money and never have to display the commercial. This would force the organizations who create these commercials to develop to the same spec or lose their money. (ok, give them a couple of tries...maybe two)
      I'm pretty sure all the development houses would fall in line and this problem would disappear rather quickly.

      It all comes down to who causes this problem and how far up the line we have to go to give someone power to say...Sorry. Your commercial does not play because it does not meet our spec.

      Now, if the cable company is charging companies an extra fee to up the volume on a given commercial as they push it out over the wire then that is another problem.

      Does the government have to be involved in this?

    94. Re:I'd much rather... by ntheory · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't regulate the peak volume, regulate the RMS volume or some other form of rolling average.

    95. Re:I'd much rather... by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Just opt your self out of TV. Some forms of entertainment still exist that aren't chock full of advertisements and product placements...yet.

      Less advertising revenue will teach them a better lesson than complaining about it.

      Besides, you know they'll find a way to warp any and all legislation verbiage to their advantage even if it's passed.

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    96. Re:I'd much rather... by Montezumaa · · Score: 0

      This is not "too much government", as it is the job of the government(s) to regulate and this is a regulatory issue. This is an issue that should have been resolved years ago, but the government that serves the people probably received a large infusion of cash to look the other way. The volume of commercials can easily be controlled by forcing entities that wish to run commercials submit all commercials to the FCC, or a local board(for local businesses), for a decibel check. It would only be the right of the FCC to refuse a commercial if it is beyond five to ten percent variance, on the high end, from the normal level of the channel. Of course, it is my belief, though, that local business are the biggest offenders.

      As an example, there is a restaurant(http://www.wingery.com/main.html) that runs an extremely annoying commercial on various channels through Comcast. I usually run my receiver at 38 to 43(volume setting on my Yamaha RX-Z11), which is normal for most programs, but when a commercial, like this one, comes on, the volume will run a deaf person out of the room. It is not right that the consumer has to suffer so businesses can run commercials that sway very few, if any, people to do business with said businesses or other various corporations.

      Do not get my wrong, I am a stern believer in capitalism and the right of corporation and unincorporated businesses to advertise their products and services. I just do not want to suffer deafening volumes and forced to listen to these stupid shit commercials at unhealthy volumes.

    97. Re:I'd much rather... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are not the consumeR. You are the consumeD.

      You are the consumer, but not the customer.

    98. Re:I'd much rather... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do. We do not have to watch channels that have tactics we do not like.
      We can circumvent advertising with digital recorders.
      We have a lot of power over this

      .

      Which is all done in your house without any feedback back to the producers and broadcasters of the commercials. The money has already changed hands. The economic effect is done. Unless you're a Nielsen family, you have no power because you have no feedback. The Networks don't know you exist.

      Regulation is good, especially in monopolistic situations

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      How very axiomatic of you! How dare anyone correct a market inefficiency!

    99. Re:I'd much rather... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      The fact that a fair government may allow the customer to get screwed, but the power in the end will rest with the consumer to avoid being screwed.

      Since the government in a democracy is us -- the people -- and represents what we want, then how is it in our interest to allow unfair exchanges? By your logic, fraud should be legalized. Why?

    100. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For every bad law, there are five good laws.

      This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen on /.

    101. Re:I'd much rather... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      I had one of those TVs. It was an RCA something or other. I got it back in 2000. Advertised "sound logic audio leveler"right on the box. It made everything sound a bit softer (meaning I had to turn the volume up a bit more than usual), but perceived volume remained constant.

      This wasn't the model, but it has the feature http://www.amazon.com/RCA-F36450-36-Inch-Diagonal-Television/dp/B00006F2JP

    102. Re:I'd much rather... by agm · · Score: 1

      Regulation is bad. Period. The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      The problem is, I think that without regulation you won't get anywhere. There exists a large class of small annoyances that most people won't bother taking any action over.

      Then I'd suggest nothing needs to be done. I don't think the state needs to step in to remove annoyances. At the end of the day people voluntarily decide to watch TV. No-one forces them to.

      I think regulation has much better chances of having an effect in cases like that. The individual damage some things cause is very small, but if you let them get away with it, everybody is going to be inconvenienced a little, and over enough people and time that adds up to quite a lot.

      Regulation almost always erodes our freedoms, and it diminishes the need for people to make a stand. It abdicates personal responsibility. Sure, forcing companies to comply is "easy", but being easy doesn't make it right. In my opinion, issues like this need to be solved from the bottom up, not from the top down.

    103. Re:I'd much rather... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      *headdesk* You do realize that the banking and mortgage system is one of the MOST regulated non-governmental industries in the country right? And that the entire housing crisis was predicated by government interference in bank loaning patterns. This caused the banks to look for a way to stop the cash loss, and when they discovered a trick that seemed to do so, they decided to use that for all of their loans and not just the ones the .gov interfered with.

    104. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulation isn't always about improving the economy, there are other reasons for doing so as well. Such as benefiting the general welfare of the populace.

    105. Re:I'd much rather... by Sirusjr · · Score: 1

      Really? I mean sure I bought Garnier Fructis shampoo based on TV ads but with something like that you have to find it a significant upgrade to become the sort of addicted customer they really want. I certainly wouldn't buy a car based on the commercials they show on TV or pick my insurance based on a commercial let alone choose where I buy electronics, what type of HDTV to buy or what brand of laptop to buy based on a commercial. Anything over a certain price enters the realm where anyone with half a brain is going to do moderate research online before purchasing rather than impulse buying based on a TV commercial.

    106. Re:I'd much rather... by agm · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do. We do not have to watch channels that have tactics we do not like.
      We can circumvent advertising with digital recorders.
      We have a lot of power over this

      .

      Which is all done in your house without any feedback back to the producers and broadcasters of the commercials. The money has already changed hands. The economic effect is done. Unless you're a Nielsen family, you have no power because you have no feedback. The Networks don't know you exist.

      If loud ads are an important enough issue, then you tell them why you are boycotting them. If enough people do the same, then they will eventually listen. A large enough collective is an effective way to bring power back to the people.

      Regulation is good, especially in monopolistic situations

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      How very axiomatic of you! How dare anyone correct a market inefficiency!

      How are loud ads a market inefficiency? I believe solutions to such problems should not involve the state as they have too much power already. We don't need yet more laws in the law books. We don't need to justify them taking even more taxes off us.

    107. Re:I'd much rather... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Give me a TV that goes blank screen when Ad's come up... Something like Ad Block Plus for TVs.

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    108. Re:I'd much rather... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the broadcasters do NOT turn up the level on the commercials, the producers of the commercials do so - the guys running the tranmission chain at the stations run the tapes at the standard levels

      Irrelevant. The broadcasters know the commercial levels are high, compared to the show, and, given the option and technology to turn them down, do not do so. They are complicit. They could even the levels out and choose not to. Whether they are physically turning them up, or accepting them knowing they are turned up and not turning them down has the same effect.

    109. Re:I'd much rather... by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      That, and it looks for patterns of those blank spots at 30 & 60 second intervals. Also it looks for the logo that almost all networks put on screen during the show (this logo isn't present during commercials).

      My favorite feature is you can hit "e" while watching a recording to bring up the cut-list editor, then hit "z" to auto-insert cuts computed from the commercial flagger. Then you can inspect those sections to verify that it didn't accidentally flag part of the show as a commercial (I don't have as much of an issue with the current version as I had before with false flagging).

      Once that is done, you can burn the show to a dvd-rw, and play it on any tv that you have a dvd player hooked up to -- no need for a myth frontend box.

    110. Re:I'd much rather... by c0y · · Score: 1

      The market will not come up a solution for this, because it is the market that is doing it.

      An interesting analogy here.... a couple nights ago I was driving on I-25 in Denver and noticed that there has been a proliferation of ultra-bright LED signs. These are clearly distractions at night (to the point of being almost blinding if you look directly at them).

      So I resolved to punish the two businesses that I don't do business with to begin with, by remembering their names in case I should happen to find myself in their market. The first one I've identified is Coyote Motorsports. The other is a mattress company, but I'm not completely certain now that it is who I think it is, so I'll wait till I see it again to confirm.

      Likewise I'll never buy insurance from GEICO because their airplane banner advertisements have become a noise nuisance over my apartment every weekend all summer long (circling over about every half hour or more all day long).

    111. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You obviously have no idea how the current recession came about.

      And neither do you. It was nothing to do with the failure of the free market. It was all about extending loans to those who could not afford them under terms which would never be available in a free market as part of a government agenda to "increase homeownership". It is the result of socialist government intervention and not a truly free market.

      The OTC derivatives were a (mismanaged) tool to manage existing risk. The risk of default on the sub-prime mortgage and credit card debt always existed - the derivatives made the true nature and pricing of this risk somewhat opaque, but this suited the socialist agenda during the boom years.

      For every bad law, there are five good laws.

      And now bills were passed, not only for national objects but for individual cases, and laws were most numerous when the commonwealth was most corrupt. -Gaius Cornelius Tacitus

      The market will not come up a solution for this, because it is the market that is doing it.

      Let me rephrase that for you:
      Well intentioned but incompetent government interference in markets will not come up with a solution for this, because it is well intentioned but incompetent government interference which is doing it.

    112. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. The way this government is attempting to regulate everything in sight, it makes me fear a "Harrison Bergeron" style society. As FDR once said, "We, and all others who believe in freedom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees."

    113. Re:I'd much rather... by izomiac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting, I am reminded of evolutionary biology and the tragedy of the commons. One well know trait of natural selection is that it does not plan ahead. So that's why you get population explosions such as 30,000 deer on a small island, or cancer/infections committing suicide by killing their "host". Nature is a completely deregulated system and it works, thus indicating that anarchy can as well. Technically speaking, we've never left the free market, we just have groups that will collectively punish members (or outsiders) for certain behaviors. (This is also observed in nature.)

      Regulation can just as easily be said to have caused the collapse because the naturally evolving mechanisms that would have prevented it ("invisible hand of the free market") were banned. Of course, since a true free market is completely amoral it is perhaps better that those practices (whatever they are) be banned. OTOH, it's not like it was a complete economic destruction, so it's also possible that a true free market has more variability than we'd like and this is just a natural low. Looking at reality, the free market is the only system that is known to work in all circumstances. All other (successful) strategies are mostly free market with restrictions that attempt to improve it's stability and morality.

    114. Re:I'd much rather... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Broadcasting will go out of business.....
      Well that's odd. I thought my monthly cable bill was for paying for cable.

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    115. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed! i wonder how much time (= taxpayer dollars) this little debate will use on the senate or house floors? if passed, i wonder how much time and energy (= taxpayer dollars) will be used when these things go to court? i wonder if Anna Eshoo or all of our congressional representatives have too much free time? Are they just trying to give themselves busy work so they can keep their jobs?

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    116. Re:I'd much rather... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean anything. For all we know, your relative is an incompetent moron who's never heard of volume normalization.
      I'd be willing to bet money that there's a volume normalization algorithm that should be able to do this either live, or ahead of time when the content that the commercial will appear in shows up at the studio.

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    117. Re:I'd much rather... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I would go along with that.

    118. Re:I'd much rather... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Or just turn the commercial off. Clearly you cant break the DMCA if you don't see the content. DRM and DMCA are restrictive technologies meaning you have to do some sort of copyright infringement or view something without permission to run afoul of it. There is nothing in the law stating that you can't pre-emptively detect say commercials and block them from getting to your eyeballs.

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    119. Re:I'd much rather... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean

      I am.

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    120. Re:I'd much rather... by theJML · · Score: 1

      Alright, I read your sarcasm and I hate to say it, but capitalism only goes so far.

      Sure, you were being sarcastic saying that you'd ditch your HOA and move if you're neighbors were loud, though in most cases, that's exactly what I'd do. After a number of police complaints and such. If the area is that crappy that they can't enforce their own HOA, I'd have to start a lawsuit to get it dropped as it's clearly not worth paying for if they feel it's not worth enforcing.

      All of that aside, I've spent my life doing a darn good job of not buying products that I disagree with or that are backed by companies with policies I don't agree with. So far it hasn't really worked. But you have to think about why.

      I don't buy CD's. RIAA just assumes I'm pirating it. (I'm not, I just listen to a lot of Pandora).
      I've never bought a My Little Pony. The company probably just assumes I'm not, nor do I have a little girl.
      I've never bought illegal drugs. Street Pharmacists seem to be doing just fine without me.

      I mean, honestly, you really can't assume that you not buying something actually makes a difference. If it does make a difference, (like the CD example) you're 'vote' by not buying something could mean many different things. I mean, just in the CD case, I could be pirating it, I could be listening to a lot of radio, I could be against antiquated digital storage, I could like vinyl, perhaps I hate the president of the RIAA, or maybe I heard once that he was for some sort of policy I didn't like. Or maybe I think the music sucks, or perhaps I won't buy it because of their stance on Fair Use. Can they tell the difference? No. Not at all.

      So what's to make Billy Mays or Vince with Slap Chop turn down the volume when I don't buy their product? maybe they'll just assume that I don't need to get skinny again, one slap at a time. Or perhaps they'll realize I really DO like making salads.

      This is why there are certain areas where FCC regulation makes sense. If they assumed everything else and kept screaming at me, they'd never get the point.

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    121. Re:I'd much rather... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Look at the mess copyright is in. The government created strong fair use and a short copyright to get works into the public domain as soon as possible. Look at where we are now with eternal copyright and the DMCA. Look at the various government-sponsored initiatives to "help" get homeowners into homes that ended up in the recession because the people weren't smart enough to take out a loan they could afford. Look at all the environmental "protection" that has gone on that results in increased costs for consumers and negligible benefits. Look at California's new regulations (http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/01/05/new-california-energy-regulations-would-remove-certain-plasmas-lcds-from-store-shelves/) that attempt to "save" consumers money but reduce their choice in the marketplace. And there are many, many, many more. These are just recent developments, I'm sure if I had the time to do the digging I could find many, many, many more examples like this.

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    122. Re:I'd much rather... by multisync · · Score: 1

      But there's still a way to measure the perceived loudness, correct? Even if it means the station has to decrease the volume of the commercial to match the average of the last n seconds of regular programming, there's a way to fix this.

      I am not an audio engineer, but the devil is really in the details.

      Consider all of the factors that go in to that perception of "loudness," including room size and acoustic properties, distance from the speaker, other noises in the room and their frequency (which may cancel out some of the audio in the commercial while enhancing others). Sure, we know when a commercial comes blaring on that it's "louder," but it's hard to quantify. You can't say 'nothing over x dB' because that depends entirely on how loud the user has his TV/audio system.

      About all you could do would be to try to 'normalize' the audio, and limit extreme changes in volume, but doing that on the fly is bound to result in crap audio. And really, we're still compressing the dynamic range, we're just not intentionally boosting the gain. So what's the viewer do? Turn up the volume, of course.

      You also have to be careful about what you cut. If you cut the gain at certain frequency levels, it actually makes speech unintelligible, even though you can still hear the speaker. This is something that would be very bad for the advertiser, and probably result in them making their commercials even *louder.*

      I don't see any way it could be done in an automated fashion that would result in good sounding audio. People really have to let advertisers know that they find this type of thing offensive by not supporting companies who employ this tactic and making a fuss about it on teh internets.

      I'm not saying it couldn't be done, but the best solution IMO is to hit the mute button and boycott the advertiser.

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    123. Re:I'd much rather... by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      MythTV works almost all the time on the shows I record when it automatically skips the commercials. It has an algorithm it uses and I would not be surprised if increased volume was part of it. And it does not delete the commercials so you can just use the remote to see what ever you need to if you really really want to.

    124. Re:I'd much rather... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Actually, from what I was to understand, the commercials themselves aren't at louder volumes, but in stead they use extreme amounts of compression on the audio...so that it seems louder.

      Much like the compression used in the 'loudness wars' on modern music.

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    125. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't understand. The predatory lending practices that occurred only occurred because the deregulation that had happened only a few years before. It wasn't until the market was deregulated(becoming even more a free market) that businesses started the sub-prime loans and whatnot. The government intervention was taken away.

      When the banks started to fall, none of the other banks were wanting to do anything to correct the problem until Greenspan told them to(He was trying to avoid government interference by allowing them to fix it themselves.). And when everything started to crumble, the government had to start bailing the rest of the banks out so that everyday people(even those who had nothing to do with the loans) wouldn't lose everything they had.

      A regulated free market is good. An unregulated free market is scary.

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    126. Re:I'd much rather... by MrPloppy · · Score: 1

      Good comment! Mod parent up!!

    127. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "based on the settings *I* want,"

      Sure thing, man! Just as soon as you figure out a way to stop the fuckers from using compression to put EVERYTHIGN at OMFGLOUD volume.

      That's the goddamned problem - sound engineers that learned nothing but compression.

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    128. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be?"

      WE HAVE STANDARDS. Either learn how audio works via those standards or DON'T FUCKING USE IT.

      Most TV stations, cable, satellite, or OTA broadcast, really need to be shut down if they can't figure this out. Not only does it cause some systems to fuck up (my 32" out of warranty TV had its speakers blown by a loud ad last week, not even two weeks out of warranty) but it causes other environmental pollution concerns.

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    129. Re:I'd much rather... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      It's really not a question of how loud the commercials are. It's how much "compression" and "limiting" are used on the audio. This affects how loud it "seems", even though the needle on the meter never goes higher than the highest peak reached by the show. It's just that the needle seems stuck on that peak.

      Absolute rubbish!

      You've swallowed their advertising lies 100%, you retarded monkey.

      Whip out a SPL meter (I did, have you) and you will *clearly* see that many advertisements are actually physically significantly louder than even surrounding "violence and explosions action TV".

      Seriously folks, you've seen this occurring in online advertising, the ad-making businesses out there *actually believe* we're failing to click-thru on their ads because we (somehow) FAILED TO NOTICE THEM. Hence the appearance of obnoxious flashover ads, full page ads which you have to actually click past, ads which flick over and the back across the page content so that its hard to read,e tc etc etc etc etc.

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    130. Re:I'd much rather... by RunsWithMatches · · Score: 1

      ... As far as has government regulation ever really worked, enjoy those basic worker's rights, as well as not being forced to work in a factory since you were 3 years old. Enjoy having a choice in a phone company, instead of being tied to Ma Bell. Enjoy having clean air. Enjoy not being banned from a store based on the color of your skin, your last name, your religion, your age, or your sex. Enjoy all those basic rights that you have because the government has stepped in and regulated something in your life. For every bad law, there are five good laws. Believe it or not, the government is not out to get you through regulation.

      You're suggesting that evil corporations forced 3 year olds into the factories? That's just priceless. And FYI, Ma bell was created because of government not inspite of it, as government sought a solution to the proliferation of small telephone companies that were reluctant to serve the less profitable rural areas. So government created the monster that was Ma bell. Then you would give them credit for their breakup -- attempting to fix a problem that they, themselves, created. Wait, this is sounding very familiar... Government causes the home mortgage crisis, then try to fix the very same problem they have caused. Finally, perhaps the Government isn't out to get me through their onerous regulations, but their well intentioned efforts on the whole, have diminished the quality of my life.

    131. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization."

      Normalization implies you have other sources to compare sound levels against to maintain a constant volume. Guess what isn't a regular thing in the TV industry, since they focus mainly on video and not audio? Bingo! Normalization.

      Also:

      "Or why televisions or HTPCs can't do volume normalization."

      That would require TVs to have a copy of the sound track from prior programs to perform normalization. On top of that, it would have to receive the data and decode/compute against prior shows to do normalization. That's going to take loads of power. Also, that will introduce so many potential piracy holes. Ain't happening. If simple ol' me with a GED can figure this out, I'll bet the engineers already figured it out.

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    132. Re:I'd much rather... by multisync · · Score: 1

      You legislate it away by saying not that there's a 'maximum volume' but that the advertisements cannot create a significant difference in volume from the programming.

      But then commercials would have to be intrinsically tied to a certain program, wouldn't they? Or how is the producer to know whether the dynamic range in the commercial he's producing should match a program featuring people doing yoga with soft new age music in the background, or one of those Extreme Explosion type shows with lots of thumping bass and heavy metal guitar riffs?

      He couldn't, which means you would have to do it "on the fly" and I think that would result in crappy sounding audio.

      I would much prefer to trust the artistic vision of the people producing the movies and TV I watch, and mute the commercials myself.

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    133. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You lost that bet.

      Normalization for live broadcast needs both past AND future program data to work normalization on something between.
      Most stuff digitally broadcast nowdays isn't loaded until it's time, so you cannot apply normalization because there's no huge buffer of the next or past program's data to compare against.

      Give our technology another ten years and we'll be able to do it. Right now, no.

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    134. Re:I'd much rather... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...

      Magnavox had a feature called "Smart Sound" for many many years, and that's pretty much the function. It also keeps the sound from going too low, like when someone whispers. They now call it "'Automatic Volume Leveling" in current manuals. I'm sure they had a patent in force because I've never seen the feature on another brand... but it's been a long time so maybe other manufacturers are able to implement similar options.

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    135. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Smart sound was a gate limiter, commonly used in guitars for compression.

      It only worked for loud stuff - for low-volume stuff it would just cut it out completely.

      One of the most useless guitar fx known to day, even still to this time.

      Only good for boy bands in crappy garage setups without proper grounding and shielding.

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    136. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Thank god you stopped at something good.

      Because it's been a shitstorm of fail ever since.

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    137. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was a very informative post.

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    138. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They push the volume down on the shows so the commercials will be louder. Yes, they really do this. They make the show quieter so you're forced to turn up your volume, then when the commercial comes on it's much louder.

      Bunch of assholes.

    139. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The UK has this BBC thing that wins awards and produces the best shows out there, and they pay less for it than people in the US pay for their cable, and they don't watch commercials...

      Oh, wait, they've just demonstrated that your belief system is fucked up. In fact, you've just given an example of why you're fucking retarded. They have a cheaper, better system than you do, but god forbid anything is at all associated with a government. You'd much rather be charged ten times as much, get less product and have tons of commercials. How fucking stupid are you?

    140. Re:I'd much rather... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      It's really not a question of how loud the commercials are. It's how much "compression" and "limiting" are used on the audio

      "Loudness" when measured by Leq will give a measurement that approximates the subjective loudness of a program, accounting for any dynamic processing. As a matter of fact, I think you're confusing "loudness" with "level" -- regulating the latter would not be very effective, but we have ways of measuring the former, and imposing limits on it definitely makes the program sound quieter. Movie trailers in the US have been voluntarily limiting their levels to cumulative Leq levels for several years now with very positive results.

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    141. Re:I'd much rather... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
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    142. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Do you use the roads(DoT)? Do you have fire protection(Fire Dept)? Can you go to the supermarket and not worry whether you will die from the food(FDA)? Do you use the Internet(DoD)? Have you ever used GPS(DoD)? Do you take regular showers(Water utility)? Have you ever checked your watch against someone else's(NIST)? Have you ever checked the weather(NWS)? Yep, your quality of life has obviously been diminished.

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    143. Re:I'd much rather... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would require TVs to have a copy of the sound track from prior programs to perform normalization.

      No, it doesn't. Volume can be controlled instantaneously, with or without recovery that temporarily normalizes the audio coming afterwards. To do it in high fidelity requires analysis of the entire audio segment; I don't think anyone cares if the commercials are handled in high fidelity, they just want them to not knock you for a loop. So you can set a threshold to be detected, and when it is, the gain is dropped, right then, and it doesn't go back up until N seconds without a violating peak go by. AM radios work like this, it's called AGC (automatic gain control) and it works fine. In the case of an Am radio, the actual amplitude varies as the signal propagation; so the AGC has to work pretty well. Fast attack, slow decay. That's all we need here, something to step on the offending audio when it gets too loud. Couple of knobs would make it very flexible, but again, as any decent Am radio demonstrates, doesn't need them.

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    144. Re:I'd much rather... by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      A regulation can easily be made revenue-neutral by imposing fines on those who violate the regulation. Those who hold the black-and-white view that all regulations result in higher taxes, and are for that reason a priori 'bad', are too simple-minded to consider debating.

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    145. Re:I'd much rather... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      ...require advertisements to be mixed down so that the highs don't peak above X level.

      Unfortunately, it isn't that easy. The problems is not the absolute peak level, but the perceived loudness. We perceive sustained peaks as much louder than individual peaks. Consider a drum hit—it can be very loud in terms of sound pressure level (especially from marching band instruments), but it is also very quick, and thus less "loud" sounding than something like a heavily distorted electric guitar sustaining a single note.

      So, you'd actually have to legislate that peak level for commercials is significantly lower than peak level for programs, and it's quite likely that any legislation that complex is going to be screwed up.

    146. Re:I'd much rather... by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My TV does volume normalisation - it has a 10-second memory of how the sound was, and uses that to stop any sudden jumps in loudness. But the advertisers/networks seem to have got wise to that and add a 10-second gap between the break in the program and the first advert.

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    147. Re:I'd much rather... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Then I'd suggest nothing needs to be done. I don't think the state needs to step in to remove annoyances. At the end of the day people voluntarily decide to watch TV. No-one forces them to.

      At the end of the day, the only reason we have television at all is because the FCC assigns spectrum and tighly regulates who is permitted to radiate X amount of energy in Y frequency band, and without that we probably never would have had a radio or television "market," because the system would have been captured by David Sarnoff and Wiliam Paley who would have self-regulated their private system into a rent-seeking oligopoly. (viz. the basically unregulated US cell phone market; just about every other first world nation on earth has more regulation but a hell of a lot more consumer choice).

      Ruining broadcasting as a useful medium is probably not an acceptible outcome, just to give a few bad actors their "freedom" to pollute the commons.

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    148. Re:I'd much rather... by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This shit's still going around...

      And that the entire housing crisis was predicated by government interference in bank loaning patterns.

      To wit...

      Talk to conservatives about the financial crisis and you enter an alternative, bizarro universe in which government bureaucrats, not greedy bankers, caused the meltdown. It’s a universe in which government-sponsored lending agencies triggered the crisis, even though private lenders actually made the vast majority of subprime loans. It’s a universe in which regulators coerced bankers into making loans to unqualified borrowers, even though only one of the top 25 subprime lenders was subject to the regulations in question.

      Oh, and conservatives simply ignore the catastrophe in commercial real estate: in their universe the only bad loans were those made to poor people and members of minority groups, because bad loans to developers of shopping malls and office towers don’t fit the narrative.

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    149. Re:I'd much rather... by Vaphell · · Score: 2, Insightful
      i'll touch the economy regulation

      what Alan Greenspan forgot to mention is that the whole mess has its origin in the very regulation of INTEREST RATE which he was personally responsible for. Everything else is peanuts and this fact alone negates the idea that we had anything like free market. Setting IR at 1-2% for a decade is a foolproof and sure way to get obscene levels of debt (saving doesn't pay off), reckless spending, gambing on the markets for easy profit. When everyone is competing for the loan, IR should rise sharply because of free market forces but it wasn't the case. Politicians chose to cut IR and keep it low because it 'stimulates' the economy, generates nice GDP numbers (which don't say anything meaningful about the health of economy) and voters feel rich as their no-downpayment-mortgage homes are rising in value 10% each year.
      It's like dropping tons of meat at savannah for many years and wondering how is it possible there are so many predators and so few grass eaters. Economy was so far from its natural equilibrium because it was stimulated for an extended period. It's so dependent on 'external' help, that it cannot work without help anymore. Imbalance got so severe that the recession was inevitable, there is no other way to purge that huge pile of toxic assets polluting economy. Of course you can choose to drop more and more meat, till the end of time, but i don't see how it is a remotely viable option.

      Also it is proven that the regulation of minimum wage increases unemployment and raises government expeditures. After all if there were no limits some people would get some lousy low level job which sucks for them, sure, but it's still better situation than paying them with taxpayer's money for doing nothing. Situation is especially bad when the social security help is substantial, this can discourage people to get a job - why bother with 40hrs/week and get minimum wage when i can get 70% and watch tv all day long. Socialist european countries know this phenomenon very well.

    150. Re:I'd much rather... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      If you were in broadcast then you've probably seen a Dorrough Loudness meter. If you don't have one of those at the end of your audio chain then you just don't care.

      Of course, be a radio broadcasting type (ok, year, ok decades ago) I was never impressed with how a tv station ran their audio.

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    151. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      It is the networks changing the volume levels of commercials...

      I believe that you are mistaken. The commercial audio is limited and compressed during production, which creates the impression of a higher volume level. It's already that way when copies are made to send out to networks and others, because that's what the client wants or has been convinced that they want. So blame the clients and the ad agencies.

      The networks are walking the line between pleasing the viewers and pleasing their real customers, the advertisers.

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    152. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Historically, when a device is capable of skipping or otherwise interfering with commercials the television industry starts suing. Why is it OK for them to use the legal system to their advantage, but not us? Besides, if a device like you described caught on they would just work to make commercials undetectable.

    153. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Thanks to limiting they don't peak above X level now. Thanks to compression they don't drop below X level, either.

      The needle on the meter goes up to just about the maximum allowed and stays there, quivering at the rate of the audio.

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    154. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, I have memories as a child being irritated with commercials that increased the volume. It's been around for a while and has *always* irritated me. Hell, if I had heard about this when I was ten I would have piped up about what a good idea it was. But, the jarring jolt from show to commercial to show and back still irritates me to no end.

    155. Re:I'd much rather... by Nemyst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Instead of defining a peak level, define an average level? Most shows would have a pretty standard average, but commercials would get raped by it and would actually come out as quieter until they stopped being compressed.

    156. Re:I'd much rather... by RunsWithMatches · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've used all of those, but I would rather have had the opportunity to buy these services privately. Do you doubt that each of the government services you've named could have been executed privately with higher quality and lower cost? Curiously, the one that you've left out, speaks volumes about your world view. National defense of course -- the only constitutionally legitimate (federal) service.

    157. Re:I'd much rather... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Guess they could always put the ads volume the same as the average of the program and then release a TV for the pro-choice people who want to raise it back up...

    158. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Well, I've mentioned national defense elsewhere in this topic, so forgive me. Part of me thought that the DoD sections included national defense, considering that DoD stands for Department of Defense. But, again, forgive me.

      My leaving it out speaks volumes about my worldview? I would love to hear this one. BTW, before you put your foot in your mouth, you should know that I was in the Army (11B), and I was deployed. So, go ahead. What is my worldview?

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    159. Re:I'd much rather... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I agree - there is no regulation needed. There is no reason televisions should not have this feature built-in. For a while they did (early 90's?) but stopped - pressure from advertisers I'd guess.

      What I would like is better content control of ads. I wish they'd go back to not allowing ads for prescription drugs and would get rid of sexual content. I see a huge amount of ads for chat lines and the ads are very distasteful. I also see a lot of ads for Viagra and Smiling Bob. I don't want to explain any of that crap to my toddler. I don't mind their advertising so much as the lewdness of the ads. Or they could just tag the content of ads to make filtering easy.

      But then television manufacturers aren't making equipment do these things and consumer choices don't really exist. Can we compel them to add these features without laws? Maybe give a tax break to manufacturers that sell x # of units in the US with these features by y date?

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    160. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      They do not "rent" the airwaves, or spectrum, or whatever you care to call it. They are licensed to use them at a certain geographical location, at a certain frequency, at a certain power level and coverage area and pattern, at a certain time, "in the public interest".

      They do pay certain fees, and they can be fined for "breaking the rules", but they don't pay rent, and their license can be revoked for cause at any time.

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    161. Re:I'd much rather... by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Hi you must be new here.

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    162. Re:I'd much rather... by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      It's a tv license, which you could call a tax but it's not really the same thing.

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    163. Re:I'd much rather... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I think Slashdot should have Comment of the Year awards. We could all dress up nice (or not, really who cares it's gonna be a sausagefest) and attend the awards, and have a LAN party and hacking competition afterwards. There could be many different categories for awards, most Insightful, most Funny, etc, and some not based on moderation options, like Most Blatantly Wrong and Most Nutty, and we could divide them by ideology etc.

      So I think The Living Fractal would be a shoe-in for Most Nutty Libertarian Comment of the Year award. He'd rather have to go out and buy a smart volume-adjusting TV (not nearly as straightforward as it sounds, I've looked into it) than have the FCC mandate a certain average volume level across TV content. You know, like they already mandate that you can't spam entire frequencies and such. TOO MUCH GOVERNMENT!!!111ELEVEN!

      I think he should also be nominated for Best Comedic Ted Nugent Impersonation. He really deserves both. Unless somebody can do a better one...

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    164. Re:I'd much rather... by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Maybe in the U.K. but certainly not in the U.S.

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    165. Re:I'd much rather... by raddan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nonsense. Analog normalization techniques have been around forever.

      I worked in broadcasting in college. We had numerous stages of normalization, depending on the input. Right before the signal goes out to the antenna stage (this was a radio station), we had a hard limiter. Hard limiters are dead simple to use. Failure to use one results in distortion if you're using forgiving equipment, or clipping if you're not. You HAVE to use it.

      The lack of dynamic compression is what makes band demo recordings sound terrible, and the skillfull application of it is what makes good recordings sound great. In our studio, mics typically needed both expanding and limiting. This allows untrained speakers to actually be heard on the radio.

      If you're talking about real-time digital compression-- well, that's trickier. If your audience can tolerate some delay (fine for broadcast, not fine for live performance) you can get away with what we have now.

    166. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Define "loud".

      It's not how high the needle jumps, it's how long it stays pegged there that makes the spots seem louder than the program material, although the frequency distribution has some effect as well.

      Judging by the name calling and the general tone of your post I suspect that most of my career in audio and radio occurred prior to your birth.

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    167. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He really didn't.

      If you want to preserve the as much of the dynamic range as possible you need to see the whole picture. But it's really easy to compare the next 1 second of audio -- or if you want to use 1980s technology, even just the next 1 sample -- to the average of the last X seconds, and scale it down if it's too loud. Then to prevent weird audio artifacts you continue scaling at about the same factor until you've gone for several seconds without something that would violate the original threshold.

      It's something you could implement in analog electronics, and digitally it's trivial, particularly when you've got access to multi-second (or longer) buffers to read-ahead and see "future" content.

    168. Re:I'd much rather... by RunsWithMatches · · Score: 1

      It's simple, the fact that you failed to mention the most important government service (IMO) and included many lessor ones, led me to believe not unreasonably, that you do not value the service that the military provides. It is clear from your comments that you believe the government helps more that it hurts. That is my impression of your world view. It is consistent with those individuals on the left side of the political spectrum and it is my belief that you are probably comfortable over there. Keep talking and prove me wrong. It makes no difference to this discussion that you may have served in the military, but it does make a difference to our society, so I sincerely thank you for your service.

    169. Re:I'd much rather... by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean, but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization.

      The problem is probably a kind of Prisoner's Dilemma: even if the each network wanted to normalize they volume of commercials, they are scared that if they did it they would only drive advertisers away towards their competitors. So basically, the networks want to tell advertisers who complain about having their ads' volume turned down to go complain to the FCC.

    170. Re:I'd much rather... by Ster · · Score: 1

      "Ad-nix" from Carl Sagan's /Contact/

    171. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deregulation was not the cause, it was the vehicle - Derivatives don't cause people to go bankrupt over their mortgages.

      No-one was forced to work in a factory since 3. Younger labor was a result of being able to earn more working in a factory in the cities rather than farming due to industrialization.

      Being tied to Ma Bell was due to government regulation in the first place.

      Clean air - your single decent argument

      racial equality in commerce occurred far longer than government regulation and only made significant strides a generation later - when the workforce had turned over

      religion? age? sex? same thing as above... happened long after regulation, and only stopped when it became a societal norm and economically infeasible

      Some regulation IS good, but here's a nifty trick to tell you which stuff works:

      Take your right hand and hold your right earlobe. Turn forwards. Now your brain's on and you can start thinking.

    172. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to explain it so that an engineer can understand it. They can already understand it.

      To me, level is an instantaneous measurement that you can see on a dB or Vu meter. Loudness is a perception, or, to quote Wikipedia, "...the quality of a sound that is the primary psychological correlate of physical strength (amplitude)." (emphasis mine)

      That's why they can say that the commercials aren't "louder" than the program, because they mean that neither exceeds a certain level, but it's obvious to anyone with ears that they are, because the compression causes us to perceive them as "louder".

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    173. Re:I'd much rather... by Verity_Crux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Why? Because Ronald Reagan said so? What do you think caused the current financial mess?

      I can think of a number of things that caused the current financial mess, including but not starting with Reagan's debt. Income tax and mortgage lender subsidies find their way on the list as well. It's no a lack of regulation that caused the mess, unless you mean the other definition of regulation slack -- a lack of being fair to all industries.

      The loudness of advertising is none of the states' business.

      The state's business is whatever the voters say it is. If you don't like what they're regulating, go vote for someone else.

      I call BS on you. Either you don't understand basic constitutional republicanism or you are from one of those democratic socialist states. In a democracy, the states business goes with the voters. In a republic, the state's business is to stick to the constitution/charter/etc.

      Limiting advertising is a blatant violation of the US Constitution. Duh. You can't do it.

    174. Re:I'd much rather... by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      This is a MUCH better solution.

    175. Re:I'd much rather... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      MythTV allows you to record programs and the commercials are automatically skipped without even needing a button press.

      I'm just curious. If you're watching a movie or TV show which features an in program TV commercial (fictional or real) as part of the show, does MythTV detect it as a commercial and skip over it?

      Example 1: some movies have scenes of the protagonist sitting around watching TV. Example 2: a show featuring the funniest TV commercials.

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    176. Re:I'd much rather... by sunami88 · · Score: 1

      I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO. I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

      My old as hell tube TV has this (it's a 27" RCA TV, circa 1999). I just checked and it's called SoundLogic in the menu, and I've gotta tell you it's a pretty terrible feature. It basically turns the volume on everything down (making an amp or what have you work harder), and anytime there is a spike in volume it re-adjusts and turns it down.

      What I've found it does is make every good kaboom in every good movie I've watched with it on go flat. It also takes a second or two for it to adjust, so you still get too much sound. With commercials that are only 30 seconds long, this leads to a very uneven "HAVE YOu ever heard of product x?", 30 seconds later "WATCH THis tv show on sunday", etc.

      Like I said too, you always have to remember to toggle it off before you watch a movie. Kind of a pain.

      Maybe the technology needs to be improved, but my experience with it has been pretty bad. I don't think it's been enabled in at least 8 years.

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    177. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take incompetent, well-intentioned interference over competent, ill-intentioned interference any day.

    178. Re:I'd much rather... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Well...it depends on what you mean by "louder." Compression boosts the volume of quiet sounds, so while the peak volume of the commercial isn't any higher than the peak volume of the show (think explosions, gunshots, yelling etc.) the average volume certainly is. In other words, the woman who is explaining to you the wonders of $DEVICE is speaking in a normal tone of voice elevated to the volume of a shout. I'd call that louder.

    179. Re:I'd much rather... by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      No seriously, I don't understand why the fuck people watch TV so much.

      They do it usually because one or more of these reasons:
      1. They don't have an internet connection fast enough to torrent the TV shows.
      2. They want to watch the TV shows on a bigger screen, but cannot figure out how to connect their PC to their TV.
      3. What they want to watch is not available for download.

    180. Re:I'd much rather... by callmetheraven · · Score: 1

      I still have an old 32" crt Magnavox TV with SmartSound. It works incredibly well, and you actually want to leave it on for movies. IIRC, the reason that Magnavox doesn't make SmartSound is that congressional douchebags made the technology illegal at the behest of Madison Avenue.

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    181. Re:I'd much rather... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're the one that doesn't understand. Deregulation wasn't the problem. Regulation is what caused it. The Clinton administration forced the banks to give loans to people that the banks would have never given loans to before because those people could not pay them. The government is forcing people to be irresponsible with money in the name of being progressive and "not being racist."

      If the government had minded its own business, this mess never would have happened in the first place. The market, if left to its own devices, never would have let this happen at all. Stop trying to paint the banks as the villains and the government as the hero here. It's not just wrong, it's flat out dishonest.

    182. Re:I'd much rather... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Then I'd suggest nothing needs to be done. I don't think the state needs to step in to remove annoyances. At the end of the day people voluntarily decide to watch TV. No-one forces them to.

      But then people are free to annoy you a little bit.

      Suppose your phone company screws you out of $500. That one is easy. Huge outcry, lots of people switch, company feels how it backfires even without the government stepping in.

      Now suppose your phone company screws you out of $5. Virtually for everybody, just calling and complaining to the company probably isn't worth it. Cancelling service over that is a huge pain and overall much more costly than the damage done. And chances are, every company does something on this level, leaving you without a choice that doesn't result in getting screwed somehow.

      However, $5 for every subscriber is quite a bit of cash, that was obtained in an illegitimate manner.

      My argument is, there has to be regulation preventing small issues, because on the individual level it's hard to effectively deal with them. If small offenses aren't punished consistently, you're effecively saying that doing some kind of damage to everybody is okay, so long it's a tiny bit.

    183. Re:I'd much rather... by odd42 · · Score: 1

      "oh, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar, very smart" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVZo1Jjfshw

    184. Re:I'd much rather... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Normalization implies you have other sources to compare sound levels against to maintain a constant volume. Guess what isn't a regular thing in the TV industry, since they focus mainly on video and not audio? Bingo! Normalization.

      That is not so. The audio path is calibrated for 0 dBm and that's all you need to normalize your live audio. But if you insist on a comparison I will sell you an audio signal generator.

      I'll bet the engineers already figured it out.

      Long time ago, when telephone was invented. A dBm is defined as 1 mW into 600 Ohm, and that's a telephony configuration. You can't build a telephone system if all your signal levels are left to chance. When radio broadcasts started, the modulation level had to be also precisely controlled because overmodulation causes distortion and low modulation results in weak audio.

    185. Re:I'd much rather... by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

      Just what is this "TV" of which you speak?

    186. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define loud?

      OK. Loud is when I can have a program turned up loud enough to hear. I then go back down the hall, to my bedroom and close the door. I cannot hear anything of the program but the very loudest parts.

      Then a commercial comes on. I can hear every single part of the commercial and I can understand the words.

      You're talking about how they can fiddle the commercials to make them seem louder. Well if this legislation passes they might have to jump into that wholeheartedly in order to make the commercials seem louder. Right now for the most part the commercials are actually, genuinely, LOUDER THAN THE PROGRAMS THEY ARE RUNNING IN. THERE'S NO REASON TO DIDDLE THE SOUND WITH ALL SORTS OF SUBJECTIVE STUFF WHEN ALL THEY GOTTA DO RIGHT NOW IS TURN THE VOLUME UP TO 11 AND YOU'LL NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM NOTICING WHEN THE COMMERCIALS COME ON.

    187. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but commercials would get raped by it and would actually come out as quieter until they stopped being compressed.

      Christ. Is this a new meme, everything getting rap[p]ed?

    188. Re:I'd much rather... by tylernt · · Score: 1

      For every bad law, there are five good laws.

      You make a good point, except you got this part backwards.

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    189. Re:I'd much rather... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I dunno about Smart Sound, but I don't think I've ever seen a guitarist with a limiter on his pedal board... or a "gate limiter", for that matter.

      Noise gates, sure... Compressors, sure... OK, even limiters sometimes (not as a stompbox, but there's one in the GT-8...) but the fabled "gate limiter"? Maybe in 80s style refrigerator-racks?

    190. Re:I'd much rather... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      That's actually an interesting question - I don't think I've bought anything that was advertised on TV since the toys I used to drool over when I was a kid. Maybe I'm just not in the target audience (hell, if there were ads for semi-decent guitars and used Thinkpads on TV, I'd probably be buying a lot of stuff that was advertised for :D), but all in all, if you're standing in the supermarket aisle and you're comparing two products, don't you think, "Hmmm, the commercial for that one always makes me spill my drink when it comes on... Fuck that, I'm getting the competing brand even if it costs me twice as much."

      Am I the only one who does things like this just out of spite? Buy stuff that doesn't annoy you, et voila...

    191. Re:I'd much rather... by chip_s_ahoy · · Score: 1

      So you are the "That guy" of this thread? Thank you for volunteering.

    192. Re:I'd much rather... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Which would result in the commerical being three times as loud as the rest... Oh, wait...

      Why not just lower the maximum allowed volume if the dynamic range is limited/compressed to a certain amount? That might work...?

    193. Re:I'd much rather... by GarryFre · · Score: 1

      I was listening to a tv show I could not hear. I went to turn it up but before I was able to touch the volume control, a commercial came on and blew my speakers. If they can't figure out a way to specify the appropriate volume then they are morons. Even my cat can tell when a commercial is too damn loud!

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    194. Re:I'd much rather... by coaxial · · Score: 0, Troll

      I didn't say that loud ads were a market inefficiency. I assumed we were talking about regulation to prevent and correct monopolies, since the grandparent was said that regulation was good in monopolistic situations, and you said that regulation was axiomatically bad.

      I believe solutions to such problems should not involve the state as they have too much power already. We don't need yet more laws in the law books. We don't need to justify them taking even more taxes off us.

      Taxes are low in the United States, even in a historical context. And given the deficit and the exponential growth since 1980 of the National Debt since Reaganomics. (" "Reagan proved deficits don't matter" -- Dick Cheney) we need increased taxes to pay as we go. (Cutting spending is a non-starter as government programs are already underfunded and popular. Witness California's perpetual budget crisis with Tax Rates held at 1970's levels due to a 2/3s vote to pass any budget or tax increase, an budgetary obstruction GOP holding a whopping 35% in the legislature, and a majority of the budget being mandatory spending due to popular (and popularly abused) initiative process.

      Futhermore, given that the current economic crisis was spawned by deregulation of the banking and investment industries. (Just like how the California Power Crisis was was spawned by the industry written deregulation of the power industry, less regulation is demonstrably not a good thing in all cases.

    195. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      You're talking about how they can fiddle the commercials to make them seem louder.

      Exactly. Loudness is subjective. If you're going to try to come up with a law that controls the subjective by limits on what can be measured objectively, you need to start by understanding what goes into making that subjective judgement of "loudness". One of the things is how much compression is used. That can't be measured instantaneously the way that level or "amplitude" can, so comparing levels will mislead you.

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    196. Re:I'd much rather... by manicb · · Score: 1

      They are already compressed to a maximum volume. The result is that the amplitude of the waves is higher on average, so they SOUND louder. I sincerely doubt the actual peaks are any higher. You would have to regulate based on an average amplitude (root mean square is good), and then they'd just start clipping the signal at key moments. The flip side is that when you do turn down something that's been heavily compressed/limited, it sounds much worse than if they'd just left it at something sensible, so if this could be implemented the previous techniques would really backfire on advertisers, :-D

    197. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Careful, you're coming dangerously close to something that makes sense.

      Except, perhaps, for the whole technically feasible thing, but at least you seem to have some grasp of the problem, and that's encouraging.

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    198. Re:I'd much rather... by agm · · Score: 1

      But then people are free to annoy you a little bit.

      Suppose your phone company screws you out of $500. That one is easy. Huge outcry, lots of people switch, company feels how it backfires even without the government stepping in.

      Now suppose your phone company screws you out of $5. Virtually for everybody, just calling and complaining to the company probably isn't worth it. Cancelling service over that is a huge pain and overall much more costly than the damage done. And chances are, every company does something on this level, leaving you without a choice that doesn't result in getting screwed somehow.

      If by screwing you out of $5 you mean the company has reneged on their contract with you, then you would have a legal case against them. Breaking such a contract is illegal. I don't consider the legal upholding of a contract as "regulation".

      Stealing $5 from you isn't so much an annoyance as it is downright illegal. That's a different matter entirely.

    199. Re:I'd much rather... by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Only time I WAS in broadcast end was in college radio

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    200. Re:I'd much rather... by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Could we please deal with the lawyers first?

    201. Re:I'd much rather... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it's all well to say "We'll boycott you over XYZ" but in reality none of us actually care *that* much--which is why they get away with it. I wouldn't stop watching my favorite show just because a channel had unusually loud commercial breaks.

    202. Re:I'd much rather... by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs

      Well, you may run into problems with the intelligent TV's. While I think there are TV's with max volume limits (saw something somewhere), in the 80's someone produced a VCR which could recognize commercials based on the loudness and skip over them. This was banned because it was "anti-competitive". The entertainment business has some influencial friends.

    203. Re:I'd much rather... by polar+red · · Score: 1

      It isn't about limiting advertising. adverts could continue just fine, just not at an ear-destroying volume.

      Income tax and mortgage lender subsidies

      so how is it that those (democratic socialist) european states have had those for ages and are only affected by the american banks ?

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    204. Re:I'd much rather... by loki_tiwaz · · Score: 1

      the commercials aren't louder, they are compressed. it's a commonly used audio processing method used a lot these days on commercial music and it's causing a lot of consternation amongst audiophiles and other people who point out that flat dynamics in music causes hearing fatigue (i don't listen to commercial music anyway but i do notice it when i am unfortunately subjected to it). well, if you have a typical movie or tv show that has it's average decibel power at 83 dB then you put on an ad that has it's dynamics flattened and maxed out at even 83dB it still sounds louder because there is no quiet bits to the track apart from silences.

    205. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded!

      This shall now go to a public poll. (I wonder what the CowboyNeal option will be.)

    206. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      What you suggest doesn't really work that way, and the idea that it does keeps being repeated, and it's mostly incorrect. I'm an audio engineer, so I know what compressor can do, and if you're listening to 80dB of sound pressure, that's all it is regardless of dynamic compression. All compression is doing is shrinking the dynamic range... making the soft quiet sounds as loud as the louder elements (and/or vise versa). Psycho-acoustics is a fascinating field, but that's not really what's happening. Yes, commercials are compressed. No, this certainly can NOT account for a real world 10db increase in sound pressure when the commercials start. The gain on the commercials is set higher than the gain set for programs. The networks are doing this... it's not the compression. The compression is there... but the perceptions of increased volume levels are coming from increased volume levels, not compression (which is a rather absurd notion that compression somehow can do that... magically make something seem louder when it actually isn't). All it does is squeeze dynamic range.

    207. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define loudness according to psychoacoustic curves such as those used by MP3 to determine masking. Then simply state that if an advert runs between two segments of a program, it cannot have a greater loudness, as defined by the function of the psychoacoustic equal-loudness curves, than the average loudness of the program it runs in between. The same thing could be done for ads that run after a program: limit the loudness to the average of the loudness of the two programs (the one running prior, and after). The advantage is that whether the ads alter their loudness by actually turning the volume up or by compressing a lot doesn't matter - it'll still be captured by the loudness function.

      Now enforcement on the other hand, that's going to be hard.

    208. Re:I'd much rather... by cybernanga · · Score: 1

      Parent is not necessarily offtopic.

      Some, but not all TV recording software use the loudness of commercials as part of their commercial detection algorithms

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    209. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $20/1000 * 34 = $0.68.

      Okay, so assume your family of 4 watches an hour of tv a day over a month = 0.68*4*30 = 81.60$/mo. Hmmm, that's kind of what cable costs already.

    210. Re:I'd much rather... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Stealing $5 from you isn't so much an annoyance as it is downright illegal. That's a different matter entirely.

      First, they don't have to outright steal it. Then can easily bury somewhere in the contract in a 3pt font that for instance you get to check your voicemail for free once per day, and a second check is going to cost you $5. Or something else of that sort.

      Second, how is that not regulation? I don't see how "It's illegal to take $5 unlawfully" is not regulation, but "It's illegal to make ads annoyingly loud" is.

      But again, way to miss the point. Even if stealing $5 is illegal, how many people are going to get into a lawsuit or to switch provider over that? Even getting into small claims court is going to cost you considerably more than $5. Switching provider, if it costs even $1/month more is going to be more expensive as well. Just plain dealing with the cancellations department will probably take enough time that you could earn more than what you lost by doing that amount of overtime.

      Yeah, maybe you and a few people will do it on principle. Congrats, you have your $5 back. But the company still earns enough from the people that ignored it even with having to ocassionally give the money back and losing a few customers. It still makes financial sense for them to keep doing it. So from their point of view there's little downside. And there's no reason why every other company wouldn't take note and do the same thing, since it makes money overall.

    211. Re:I'd much rather... by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Yhea, keep dreaming...

    212. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0dB is 0dB for both parties, one just compresses to -5dB RMS...

    213. Re:I'd much rather... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Regulation is bad. Period. The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      Where I live, the "state" is merely what "we, the people" put in place to do the management. In other words, "the government" is the executive agent of "us, the people".

      So, if it's our business, it's the governments business. Because the government is acting on our behalf.

      And something that annoys the vast majority of people certainly is "our business".

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    214. Re:I'd much rather... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      The commercial killer?

      I let people all around the world do this by hand for me. They do a pretty perfect job.

      It’s called file sharing. ^^

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    215. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ads are a great time to mute and practice philosophy

    216. Re:I'd much rather... by sydb · · Score: 1

      It is the equivalent of saying "commercials can't be prettier than the program's average prettiness".

      Technically, it's the equivalent of saying "commericals can't be of higher brightness than the program's average brightness". Prettiness is a subjective measure, whereas the amount of sound or light energy is objective.

      Not that I agree with such regulations. I get commercial TV for "free" so I can't complain and I don't watch much of it anyway. Their noisy adverts have driven me away from most of the programs I might once have watched.

      The only influence TV adverts have on me that I'm aware of is in choice of supermarket. I'm definitely a supermarket snob. But when I do watch commercial TV I see no adverts for any of the products I ever buy.

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    217. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean

      Obligatory Bill Hicks: Bill on Marketing.

    218. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the regulation is in plain English and requires the end result of not having to jack with your remote (like what has been complained about since the fifties) most consumers will be happy. Also I have the knee jerk of turning it over. That is until I got smart using a DVR (skips the whole commercial) and started to torrent as well.

      Those here who say "we never messed with the comercial volume" BULL. Back with NTSC standards you could fake out the AGC component and make the TV think it was getting a weak signal.

      The jerks who started all this are................ you guessed it the cable companies. They started to jack with the audio carrier and made it drift ever so slightly to make the TV think the signal was from far away thus increasing gain.

      It would be hard under the NTSC guidelines to enforce this but with the in place ATSC it is much easier to find out if the network is being a bad boy or not. Trick is to not let the cable companies be excluded from this. Take the SOBs out behind the shed (insert funny comment) for each commerical they jack up.

    219. Re:I'd much rather... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Uhm, pardon me but that's an OPINION piece (op-ed), not news or scientific research or anything of the kind.

      Mycroft

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    220. Re:I'd much rather... by thrawn_aj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is exactly the kind of problem government is ideally placed to solve. By being the big bad grown up that all the kids can point to and say, "I don't wanna be fair. But HE's making me". And voila, everyone's forced to be fair. And they can all pat themselves on the back and say that they weren't sissies who backed down 'cause like see [sic] everyone did. It's 3:36 in the morning, I'm tired and I won't proofread anymore. *Phbbt*

      To summarize my rather flippant point above: since the market won't allow a company to do a "nice thing" for the consumer for fear of lowering profits (which would be poor reward eh?), it is ok for government to step in and make everyone do the nice thing. Since all companies are affected equally, advertisers have no alternative but to swallow it. Everyone wins. Even the advertisers because now consumers won't be put off by their products, the ads for which were a shining example of douchebaggery. See, sometimes a solution really is good for all concerned.

    221. Re:I'd much rather... by noisyinstrument · · Score: 1

      43 minutes of TV might be worth $0.68 cents to the station, but its worth a lot more than that to the advertisers. (Well, with ads anyway.)

    222. Re:I'd much rather... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Rather than get all abusive, perhaps you might like to step back a little and understand the fundamental electronic and signal aspects that you are clearly so ignorant of.

      There are about 50 posts all saying the same thing: Audio compression. Read it. Understand it. Try not to make yourself look the fool again okay. Particularly on slashdot. Some of these people are smart buggers and they remember everything you say, forever.

      Just because something 'sounds' louder, this doesn't mean a pink unicorn grabbed your remote and knocked it up to 11. Instead of playing with your little radio-shack toy, why don't you grab an o'scope and hook it up to your TV's baseband instead.

    223. Re:I'd much rather... by B1ackDragon · · Score: 1

      I used to work master control for a small TV station. Almost all the adds (especially the network produced/national ads) came in with color bars and 1kz (I think?) tones before the ad, we were supposed to record the spot* to our local systems with the audio normalized such that the tone was at a particular level.

      I'd be surprised if there isn't some standard for normalizing the audio of the content to the test tone, but many commercial producers (again, epecially the national ads) break from that and have louder content. I frequently renormalized these to regular levels, even though I don't think I was technically supposed to. Then again, alone in master control at a tiny station, "my buttons, my call."

      *Our station was also fairly out of date. During my time there we had only started moving away from beta tapes toward computerized systems for the programs, although we did have an ancient computer for playing commercials. Overall though, as a C.S. person, I'm surprised at how untechnological the television industry is as a whole.

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    224. Re:I'd much rather... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      The problem is not where you're looking Xeno. Imagine you put your old 'dire straits walk of life' CD (or perhaps some kind of classical compilation) in your player and fire it up. You have to crank up the volume real high, but the good stuff comes flowing from the speakers...

      Without touching your volume control, grab a brittney spears disc and pop that in the tray. No further explanation is needed at this point.

      In the first instance we have, for the most part, sane sound engineers doing damn good work. In the latter case we have money grubbing executives saying "Make it ~sound~ louder damn it!" They do this to the point where the entire audio spectrum is banging on the stoppers.

      A well mastered recording has no 'aiming a bit low' to please anyone - to borrow some of your expletives, they are doing it fucking right. End of story.

    225. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You're talking about hard-limiting, not normalization. Even following and accounting for certain standards, equipment can and will go slightly out of spec after some time of use and it's almost imperceptible until you realize the speakers are just barely crackling with that treble because they're slowly being broken by something that is not actively analyzed ahead of time and corrections made versus prior and future programing data on the audio feed.

      This happens so often in the music industry and I'm surprised they aren't doing a damned thing about it. I can get a very loud sound and still have room for about 30 dB of gain without distortion in all of my recordings. Normalization will amplify those up to a consistent -12dB floor that I have set. Adjust 'presence' of a sound, quit boosting raw volume. When I run a 'normalization' on every audio file in my library, it takes about fifteen hours to process all of those MP3s and build a clip/limit list. See, proper normalization assumes you're not clipping above a certain threshold. Hard to do that properly when someone's compressed the hell out of the signal to make it loud as fuck, even when set at the supposed 0dB floor.

      And yes, I mean digital. I have plenty of analog limiters and gate effects for my guitar. We'll get enough power for realtime analysis/adjustment sooner or later.

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    226. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      There was one multi-fx back in the 90s that had a 'noise gate limiter'. Had about 1/100th a second of delay, but it worked reasonably well. Never saw it on another multi-board, and I think the company that made it is out of business - the whole construction bit sucked, it was cheap plastic.

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    227. Re:I'd much rather... by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1
    228. Re:I'd much rather... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      This is not enforceable. See, the level in the commercials is not higher than in the rest of the programs. The level can only go up to 0 dB (electric top of scale, not sound level pressure).

      What they do in commercials (and in a multitude of applications, including music audio mastering and radio broadcast) is a technique knows as compression. Commercials are usually very heavily compressed, hence they sound not only loud, but they are extremely annoying. Imagine someone screaming in your face with background noise and music all at the top level. A pin dropping on the floor will cause a "bang!". Doesn't feel good, does it?

      How will this be enforced? Compression does not increase the sound level, only the perceived sound level. Can you measure the amount of compression?

      I would welcome a law for this. By the way, I would love the outlawing of advertisements, since they annoy me extremely and I hate them so much. But how can you write a law for this? "Though shall not compress audio"? I don't think so.

      Anyway, most audio compression should be outlawed too, popular music nowadays sounds annoying because there's been too much of it. All producers want their records to sound "louder" than the others so they overcompress like there's no tomorrow and steamroll any subtlety the music may have.

    229. Re:I'd much rather... by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      We need a "+1, Funny" meta-moderation choice.

    230. Re:I'd much rather... by db32 · · Score: 1

      Hit the fucking power button. Seriously... I haven't had TV in my house for years and I am expected to pay higher taxes because a bunch of whiney little shits can't be bothered to hit the volume, mute, or power buttons? What kind of lazy fucks are we assisting here? Neighbors don't come with a simple set of buttons to adjust their loudness, TVs do, so the two don't even begin to be remotely similar.

      Oh and in fact...they have. I know I have seen TVs that attempt to autoadjust to keep the volume at a similar level. I know I have seen hordes of DVRs and the like meant to skip over channels. So the market has already adjusted for this, it is a bunch of lazy whiney fucks that can't be bothered to shell out their own money for the solution and would rather spend mine!

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    231. Re:I'd much rather... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are standards for loudness. Dolby, for example, sets one which DVDs using Dolby sound must adhere to. That's why the DVD-Audio release of an album is often much better mixed than the CD version. The CD is made as loud as possible, the DVD has to be at a standard level.

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    232. Re:I'd much rather... by rhaacke · · Score: 1

      Is this problem really so important that we need the federal government to solve it? Is it even within their power as outlined in the Constitution to do so? Seems to me any legislation along these lines would be a violation of the First Amendment. For that matter, The growing ubiquity of DVRs is eliminating the issue. No one watches commercials anymore.

    233. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It'd be nice if we had the source.

      Oh wait...
      http://linux.slashdot.org/story/09/12/14/210207/SFLC-Sues-14-Companies-For-BusyBox-GPL-Violations

      Maybe we will.

    234. Re:I'd much rather... by L33tGreg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hardly. The gov't sets interest rates (ala Federal Reserve). This is not the free market. No private company would set interest rates so low because of the risk of default, except when the gov't comes in and says we'll loan you the money cheap and we'll back the mortgage (fannie may, freddie mac). You have zero understanding of the situation. Free market would have solved the problem, but we didn't have it.

    235. Re:I'd much rather... by ProfFalcon · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do. We do not have to watch channels that have tactics we do not like.

      Yeah, but this is a tiny thing. If you're going to stop watching a channel over this as the sole reason, then with a standard so tight you probably will end up not watching TV at all.

      I like to turn on the TV in the mornings to see how the weather is going to turn out. My wife is still sleeping so I keep the volume low. I absolutely refuse to watch Kare 11 here near Minneapolis and have decided I detest Amb*** CR due to their advertisements (*** inserted to avoid improving their Google ratings with my rant about them). At 5:10am they have a commercial for their sleep aid with a rooster at extremely high volume, much higher than the rest of the news cast. I have no idea what made the advertiser think it was a good idea to have a sleep aid advertised during "quiet hours" with a very loud commercial. Asinine.

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    236. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Market is God. Hail mighty market. Market can do no wrong.

      NB You do know that the loans you referred to were such a tiny part of the whole picture as to be effectively irrelevant?
      But religious nutters like you don't like facts so you just keep repeating the same lies.

    237. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Limiting advertising is a blatant violation of the US Constitution. Duh. You can't do it.

      Actually, you can--not entirely, but a lot more than you can limit non-commercial or political speech. I leave it to others to decide whether this statute would be economically or otherwise sound policy, but IAAL and I can assure you this statute would be constitutional. Oh, and while we're at it, this is a statute and not a regulation--there's a huge difference,as many readers here probably know.

    238. Re:I'd much rather... by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if you have loud neighbors, you should just move and boycott the loud neighbors.

      I don't think this analogy really fits; loud neighbors can affect your quality of life. If you are choosing to watch television, particularly networks that don't handle this issue on their own without government involvement, that is your choice; nobody is affecting your quality of life but you.

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    239. Re:I'd much rather... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but I've been woken many times by Girls Gone Wild commercials and I realize I fell asleep watching something I recorded and WANTED to watch. I've referred to it many times as my soft porn alarm clock.

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    240. Re:I'd much rather... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      It's worth more, but not likely a "lot" more. Advertising follows supply and demand too. It'll typically be priced at whatever people are willing to pay for it. If it was worth a "lot" more to the advertisers then the station would raise it's prices accordingly.

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    241. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, it had nothing to do with the legislation REQUIRING the banks lend money to people they felt couldn't afford those loans.

      Nothing at all. It was all about deregulation.

    242. Re:I'd much rather... by S-4'N3 · · Score: 1

      You're completely right. Going after the advertiser is a waste of time. It would be much simpler to have the broadcasters or TV manufacturers install a simple limiter.

    243. Re:I'd much rather... by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

      +++

      Nailed it.

      It's not louder than the peak volume...it's just that it is *ALL* at the peak volume.

    244. Re:I'd much rather... by sheph · · Score: 1

      I'd rather they just stopped being assholes on their own. We currently have the tools to do that without any help from the government. What is the cost associated with yet another government program that could easily be mitigated by the free market? If everyone got together and said, "hey look, we're not going to purchase products from companies that make loud commercials." I think you'd see the problem evaporate rapidly. With the Internet it's very plausible to bring attention to things that suck and form a grassroots effort. The problem is that people put up with it, and support the companies that do things they don't like. So many problems could be solved if we would just stop being apathetic and let the free market do it's thing. It works quite well if you don't interfere with it by supporting bad behavior.

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    245. Re:I'd much rather... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I take that one step further. A lot of advertising is just there to raise brand awareness. The idea is that you'll see two competing products and buy one because it's more familiar. If I want to buy a product from a category like that then I actively select against ones that seem familiar. Given two similar products, I'll select the less familiar seeming one, so the one with greater brand awareness loses out. If more people did that then adverts would have to return to actually providing useful information about the products.

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    246. Re:I'd much rather... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When I had a TV, lots of the channels kept telling me that interesting things would happen if I pressed the red button on my remote. The only red button on my remote control was at the top, with a little circle-and-line icon. I pressed it, and quite enjoyed the effect.

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    247. Re:I'd much rather... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The grandparent said he watched DVDs, not pirated things. The subscription for me to rent as many DVDs as I can watch costs less than a cable subscription and has no adverts. I get seasons of TV shows at once, so they're easier to follow, although I get them a few months after they were aired on premium channels.

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    248. Re:I'd much rather... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Secondly, regulation is only good if what it regulates has a more negative effect on the economy than the increased government expenditures (which translates into higher taxation).

      Some regulation is necessary for moral purposes. You don't have laws preventing slavery or child labour simply on the basis that they are bad for the economy.

      Obviously, loud TV adverts aren't in the same league as slavery, but it's not always just about the money.

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    249. Re:I'd much rather... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      And you bought that explanation?

      My goodness.

      Banks are good with money, and they saw huge $$$ signs by loaning a lot of money to people they knew could not afford to borrow it, but they loaned it anyway and then sold the bad debt on. Then backed other loans against this debt.

      It's really as simple as that. The government is no more responsible for that than it's responsible for Ford Pintos cooking people in rear end shunts because it regulates the car industry.

      The banks were reckless, and made sweeping assumptions about the nature of the economy (including ludicrous ones like 'house prices will only ever rise, never go down') and got burned when they just went too far for the system to sustain itself.

    250. Re:I'd much rather... by VisiX · · Score: 1

      Somewhat off-topic, but as long as we're talking about TV sound, I'm way behind on sending a letter to the people who make "Burn Notice" to thank them for the high quality of the show's audio. The actors don't mumble or get drowned out by sound effects or added music, which is more than I can say for a lot of other shows these days.

      That is because half of the dialogue is added as voiceovers. I am not talking about just the narration either, they will often rerecord conversational dialogue and cut to a shot of the nonspeaking actors while it plays. I actually really like the show but the dubs can be rather jarring at times, they often are at a different volume and are clearly recorded with different microphones. It sounds unnatural.

    251. Re:I'd much rather... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If by screwing you out of $5 you mean the company has reneged on their contract with you, then you would have a legal case against them. Breaking such a contract is illegal. I don't consider the legal upholding of a contract as "regulation".

      But contract law is part of an institution that requires the apparatus of courts, juudges, policemen, jailers, bailiffs and the rest and it's only playing with words to say this isn't the "government."

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    252. Re:I'd much rather... by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      This cry of "big government bad!" seems particularly ironic considering the entire broadcast industry is *created* by government regulation; it depends on regulation for its very existence. (Just as one obvious example to get you thinking about it, without regulation over-the-air broadcasts would likely be impossible since the whole thing would devolve into a who's-got-a-bigger-tower mess.)

    253. Re:I'd much rather... by el_gato_borracho · · Score: 1

      The state's business is whatever the voters say it is. If you don't like what they're regulating, go vote for someone else.

      This is known as "tyranny of the majority", and is terrifying to people who care about the rights of minorities and individuals. The "state's business" needs to be limited by a constitutional framework so that do-gooders and ignorant masses are kept from crushing any random eccentricity that rankles their sensibilities. Not that regulating TV commercial loudness is an example, but I had to respond to this odious assertion.

    254. Re:I'd much rather... by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Are you really asking this? That would have to be some pretty impressive AI for a set-top box or whatever.

    255. Re:I'd much rather... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      is no technical definition for "loudness".

      Hate to burst your bubble, but dB has existed for a very, very long time. So in absolute terms, "loudness", as in a measure of pressure (pressure changes is what your ears detect), has a technical definition. Its trivial for broadcasters to measure the average and peak dB and ensure the commercials don't exceed the average and peak dB of the associated show. There is absolutely no reason this can't be done - and done so reasonably with minimal cost to broadcasters.

      Step 1, measure show to be broadcast.
      Step 2, filter commercials and adjust volume based on data obtained from step 1
      Step 3, broadcast both

      Wow, that was hard.

      Or,

      Step 1, filter commercials such that they never exceed a reasonable dB on a standardized instrument from a given distance.
      Step 2, broadcast both

      Wow, that was hard.

    256. Re:I'd much rather... by Imsdal · · Score: 1

      If they started showing porn during the day, yeah, there'd be plenty outrage, and lots of new subscriptions.

      FYP.

      On a more serious note, some Swedish film channels stopped showing porn after some campaigns. Subscriptions dropped badly, and wasn't even remotely matched by new subscriptions. Very few people refrain from subscribing to film channels because they have porn. Loads of people subscribe precisely because there is porn.

    257. Re:I'd much rather... by Imsdal · · Score: 1

      Surely there must be room for something between "the complete anarchy of Somalia" and "let's regulate the volume of TV ads", don't you think? In fact, I would argue that the gap is huge.

    258. Re:I'd much rather... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 2, Informative

      even though only one of the top 25 subprime lenders was subject to the regulations in question

      You mean Fannie Mae, the largest and hardest hit of all the subprime lenders who has about 40% market share and is subsidized by the government?

      Here is a citation on the size of Fannie Mae: citation 1
      Distribution of Bailout funds, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac are second only to AIG: citation 2

      So no they aren't just pulling that shit out of thin air. You could also look at government policies for the last 80 years in which the government is trying to get every American to own a home.

    259. Re:I'd much rather... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      That's why I said during the day.

      Porn is fine and all, but I doubt a channel that would show it right after spongebob (or whatever they air these days) would get a very good reception, even from the people that like the porn.

    260. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wrong. Subprime loans were pushed by the FHA and the social equity agenda that everyone in the US should be a home owner.

      Your post mysteriously lacks any mention of Fannie or Freddie, backed by the Federal government (ie: government intervention in the market) to incentivize making crap loans. Especially disastrous when combined with longer term easy money policies at the Fed.

      Quite the opposite of deregulation being the root cause. But it's more popular at this time to hate on banks than look at the incentive system that promoted their behavior, and who created such an incentive system (government meddling).

    261. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSeventh · · Score: 1

      I also see this issue when just changing channels. Some channels (mostly HD) are simply louder than the others. So I often have to adjust the volume depending on which channel I'm watching.

      Why not just pick a standard volume, and have the shows start there with their opening dialog, credits, theme, etc? Then make the commercials match that volume. You don't need the average for the entire show or anything else, because it's not like shows get gradually louder as they progress.

      This is one of the top reasons I can't stand to watch TV anymore without a DVR, if a commercial is too loud, and I'm watching live TV, I'll just pause the show and sit there and wait instead of changing the volume for every ad that comes up.

      Some advertisers can't seem to understand that while there are some ads people love to watch (and will even look up and watch online), pissing me off with their loud_volume_so_I_can't_ignore_it approach just negatively reinforces their product and I'll avoid them on purpose. They would literally be better off not running any commercials.

      Bonus Question: How long will it be before someone files a lawsuit because a too-loud commercial damages their hearing, children's hearing, etc.?

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    262. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, the original idea is not simpler because there is no technical definition for "loudness".

      decibels? Human volume perception is logarithmic to sound pressure. Since what concerns us in this issue is *relative* loudness, each broadcaster could use its own scale (so long as that scale is logarithmic), do its own calculations, and adjust the ads as necessary. In practice, this law would probably motivate The Industry as a whole to come up with a standard so that each program and ad arrives at the broadcaster with precomputed loudness data. Broadcasters would also need to have a way to keep on-the-fly calculations for live and near-live shows.

      The math, if you want the _exact_ answers, feels to me like it'd involve some fourier series calculus. However, you could do a good-enough approximation by just splitting the program into 1-second-long blocks and reading each block's max and min. Then you can easily get the average of a block, the max/min of a length of programming, and the guesstimate average of an arbitrary length time buffer's max and min. I assume since the proposal is so (relatively) short, the exact algorithm isn't specified, only the details like how long the buffer needs to be. (such as: "ad peak and average loudness cannot exceed the peak and average loudness of the previous seven minutes of normal programming", which probably takes a dozen pages of legalese to say.)

      I would expect the simplified algorithm I just came up with is probably a lot like how TVs with smart volume controls do it. The up/down vol controls would actually be selecting the average, there'd be a hidden default under the hood for what max/min ranges to chop the loudness to / boost the softness to, and maybe a buried menu option to tweak those goalposts. Poor choices would make things sound crappy during the extremes of loudness/softness in a show, though (like the "loudness war" thing with dynamic range compression of CDs), which is why I'd hope the hidden default range settings were well-chosen...

    263. Re:I'd much rather... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Right, so the FHA money, first time buyers incentives, ninja loans, etc, had no net impact on credit. And easy credit had no impact on the pricing of houses. And the Fed's manipulation of interest rates had NOTHING to do with anything, because who needs the dollar to hold any value at all. All the analysts who said we were 'stronger than ever' in 2007, and that there was 'nothing to worry about' were absolutely correct. The market was healthy and roses grew in every garden, except for a few, minor, greedy fat cat bankers.

      You're right. It was all those bad, bad banks. More meddling is exactly what we need.

      I realize your link is to an Op-Ed piece, but how do you even approach the crisis without discussing the value of the dollar? Unless you're just trying to shill for support of more regulation...

    264. Re:I'd much rather... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Either you don't understand basic constitutional republicanism or you are from one of those democratic socialist states. In a democracy, the states business goes with the voters. In a republic, the state's business is to stick to the constitution/charter/etc.

      I don't know if Americans mean something else by it, but in the rest of the world a republic is just a state which has a president instead of a monarch or religious leader, and has an elected government. For example, France and Russia are republics.

      If you elect your government, you're a democracy however you want to name it.

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    265. Re:I'd much rather... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It was all about extending loans to those who could not afford them under terms which would never be available in a free market as part of a government agenda to "increase homeownership". It is the result of socialist government intervention and not a truly free market.

      So your government actually owns and runs the banks in the US? All the time everyone else thought it was stupidly greedy privately owned banks which screwed everything up, but now we know it was those goddammed socialists..

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    266. Re:I'd much rather... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Just because you are 'tired of it' does not mean we should raise our taxes to appease you.

      I ascribe to certain libertarian values, and still I disagree. I see this as a property rights issue. I have the right to regulate the noise pollution produced by my TV. Advertisers have the right to sell their wares, to be sure, but this is by no means an unreasonable thing that they do so without making the television experience worse for everyone else. Just as a factory must find a reasonable way to deal with their toxic byproducts and cannot simply dump them into the stream that runs over my property without violating my rights, so must the advertisers behave responsibly.

      Yes, I can turn off the TV. I could also dam up the stream. That's not the point. I deserve access to that resource in an unpolluted state.

    267. Re:I'd much rather... by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      So child labor is actually really not a bad thing, as long as the market approves it? There should be no laws against forcing my 7 year old to work in a mill all day so I can replace my car sooner? I think I'll leave my ear as it is, thank you very much.

    268. Re:I'd much rather... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I do live in the UK and when the TV license man comes to the door I say 'broadcast television? People still watch that? How quaint' and he goes away. I still get to enjoy BBC content via iPlayer (which does not require a license unless you watch simulcast stuff), although there hasn't been much on recently that I've wanted to watch. The only US-produced shows I've watched recently (on rented DVD) all seem to have been cancelled before I found out about them, which is quite irritating.

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    269. Re:I'd much rather... by sorak · · Score: 1

      The problem is that we are not the customers in this situation. To a network's ad department, advertisers are the customers, and viewers are the product being sold.

      If we all grab the remotes and change the channel, then advertisers may realize that they didn't get the results they paid for, but will the advertiser ever realize and report to his boss that people aren't watching the commercials because they are annoying, when there are other possible explanations, such as piracy, bathroom breaks, and short attention span?

      The invisible hand is flipping us off, this time.

    270. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1
      What you describe sounds reasonable, and it is true that advertisers and radio stations compress the heck out of ads, reducing the dynamic range, and lifting all signals close to theoretical maximums. However, the commercials are louder because THEY TURN THEM UP. What you suggest keeps getting repeated, and it is incorrect, impossible, and absurd. Get a db meter, check the sound pressure level of the program, and then of the commercials... the commercials will come back at least 10db higher. THIS CAN NOT BE ACCOMPLISHED WITH COMPRESSION!!!! The commercials sound louder because they really really are louder.

      I've posted corrections to this notion a few times, and, inexplicably, I keep getting modded down. Slashdotters, you're being too clever for your own good. Remember Occam's Razor? Compression is there, and compression can raise the perceived loudness... but it can't actually give an extra 10db of sound pressure! That's nuts. That's like saying your amplifier is louder because it goes to 11.

    271. Re:I'd much rather... by croddy · · Score: 1

      i think i can entertain you both by sending you here: http://youtube.com/melodysheep

    272. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use ad dB meter to measure the sound levels, you will find there is absolutely no difference in the absolute sound levels between ads and programs. The big difference between ads and programs is that in an ad, there is almost NO dead air time, whereas in a show, there is a lot of dead air time. Thus, the sound level in an ad is perceived by the ear as being louder when in fact it isn't. This all has to be done at the production point, not the broadcast point, so it's an ad agency issue, not a broadcast issue.

    273. Re:I'd much rather... by croddy · · Score: 1

      in my opinion the broadcasters are responsible here, precisely because they are blindly (err, deafly) just running the tapes at the standard levels. sure, solving this problem flawlessly would require a lot of volume-monitoring technology and setting a standard average volume level and such. but they've failed to even attempt solve this glaring, decades-old problem with something as crude as "reduce all advertisements in volume by 6 dB for six weeks and see how it goes" or "return advertisements for remastering when they exceed a certain RMS volume". i've given up on the broadcasters because the ads are now so much louder than the programming that i fear they will damage my equipment -- i can't risk even seeing one ad because i can't afford to replace my speakers just because a bunch of antisocial assholes want to sell some more garbage to idiots.

    274. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      This is now my forth post correcting this absurd notion. What you suggest is impossible. Yes, they compress commercials, and this does increase perceived loudness. However, perceived loudness does not translate in the real world as actual higher sound pressures. Get a db meter, check the sound pressure levels on the program and the commercials, and you will see without a doubt that the commercials come back 10-25db higher than the program. THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE WITH COMPRESSION!! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE WITH COMPRESSION.

      The commercials are louder. Also, we know this BECAUSE THEY'VE ADMITTED TO IT. Every station in the world uses limiters. Compressors reduce dynamic range, but limiters only compress noises louder than the set limit down to the set limit. The limits on the program are set lower than the commercials. The translates to actual real world sound pressure increase, not some mystical psychoacoustic perception. Again, it sounds louder because it is.

    275. Re:I'd much rather... by cynyr · · Score: 1

      This would be known as normalizing or clipping. i have yet to find a receiver that will do it on the fly for all of my content based on some sort of reference sound. Preferably with 3+ different settings. you know, "normal", "movie", "people sleeping", "show off the system", "music".

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    276. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      not just irrelevant. Actually, he's wrong. The commercials really are louder, not just perceived louder, but honest to goodness factually actually, technically and any other conceivable way, louder.

    277. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSync · · Score: 1

      So in absolute terms, "loudness", as in a measure of pressure

      Hate to burst your bubble, but loudness is "a subjective measure, is often confused with objective measures of sound pressure such as decibels or sound intensity".

    278. Re:I'd much rather... by BranMan · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention Burn Notice. I really should send them a thank you letter too. There is so little good educational television that I really do need to let them know how much I appreciate it.

    279. Re:I'd much rather... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Well...it depends on what you mean by "louder." Compression boosts the volume of quiet sounds, so while the peak volume of the commercial isn't any higher than the peak volume of the show (think explosions, gunshots, yelling etc.) the average volume certainly is. In other words, the woman who is explaining to you the wonders of $DEVICE is speaking in a normal tone of voice elevated to the volume of a shout. I'd call that louder."

      Correct, that's basically what I was going for. I thought they had had some regulations about volume...which was pretty much translated as 'peak volume'...and they used compression to do exactly what you described to slightly bend the rules to make things seem louder while still technically staying within the rules.

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    280. Re:I'd much rather... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      The algorithm could perform statistical analysis in a way similar to photo analysis for detecting photoshop altered images. Differences in environment, equipment, compression, frequency/amplitude distribution and range would generate an identifiable signature. Pretty simple stuff for anyone with a statistics, audio, and programming background. Youtube has far more complex algorithms in place for detecting duplicate uploads of copyrighted video that's been altered by way of resampling, recompressing, zooming, cropping, or adding subtitles. It's not magic. It's math.

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    281. Re:I'd much rather... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, but what exactly does a "noise gate limiter" do?

      I'm guessing it doesn't limit a noise gate, and why would a limiter need a noise gate?

    282. Re:I'd much rather... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      There are plenty of these kinds of volume limiting devices/technologies, like Dolby Volume.

    283. Re:I'd much rather... by froon · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Your "shout" at the end is the exact analogue of audio compression...in ASCII. Well played, sir.

    284. Re:I'd much rather... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've bought anything that was advertised on TV since the toys I used to drool over when I was a kid.

      I have no way of saying for sure, but even if you mean you haven't bought anything directly because of the ad, that seems unlikely. (Unless EVERYTHING you buy is generic no-name brand items, you presumably have bought lots of things that have shown up in ads of some sort.)

      Personally, I generally avoid ads like the plague (with Tivos now, and VCRs before that), but I still end up seeing many of them at least once... and I will even admit buying something I'd seen in an ad, like a new item at a fast food place.

      But I suspect, if you do buy brand-name items ever, the ads in the past have at least brought that product to your attention (mind-share). With all things being equal (e.g. price), I think that at some point the mind-share created by the ad got you to buy something.

    285. Re:I'd much rather... by rgviza · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't solve the problem. Compressing the tv programming ruins it's sound quality.

      The problem is caused by over-compressed commercials with 1db of dynamic range. A television show has a much larger dynamic range. Stuff can be quiet. If you compress a normal tv show like a commercial every sound in it would be LOUD. Whispers would be loud, the sound of a bird in the distance would be as loud as the actor. Wind and traffic noise would make conversations impossible to understand when filmed outside.

      What needs to happen is the commercial needs to be aired at it's real volume. The peak average of the commercial needs to match the peak average of the TV show. Commercials would sound wimpy indeed, unless they stopped compressing them that much ;-)

      Unfortunately, this is Really Hard(tm) to do accurately. A human would need to review every commercial and assign it a loudness value, then the machines that played the commercials would need to be modified to read this loudness value and adjust the output volume accordingly. Then, you'd need to assign a peak average loudness value to each show and make sure the commercials were normalized to match the show. In other words, it's not going to happen.

      Disclaimer: I don't know jack shit about broadcasting, I'm a sound engineer who happens to know a lot about dynamic range and how human perception of loudness works. I know exactly what broadcasters are up against.

      The problem doesn't occur on the radio because the programming on the radio is compressed to 1db of dynamic range just like the commercials. Most people don't know everything sounds like shit because they are in a car and it HAS to be like that for you to hear anything over the road noise.

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    286. Re:I'd much rather... by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      I used the term AI, not magic. The art of misdirection you're employing to detract credibility from the person you're responding to is more closely related to prestidigitation than the algorithms required for what we're talking about. ;)

      Anyway, are we still talking about MythTV, or were you being more general in your original post? As I was saying, I doubt a locally-managed set-top box would be performing the analysis and calculation necessary to accomplish determining whether advertisements or pseudo-TV within TV needed to be cropped out, but I'm not familiar enough with MythTV to say for certain if they couldn't be running a much larger operation capable of such processing tasks from some central location that serves its customers remotely.

      Do you know anything more about this MythTV service?

    287. Re:I'd much rather... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, I don't buy name brand products - not when it comes to my day-to-day needs at least. Most of my grocery shopping is done at places like Lidl and Aldi (known as "discountes" here in Germany), and they only rarely have name-brand stuff...

      However, you do raise an interesting point with fast food places: Often when I'm at Burger King (don't laugh, we don't actually have any decent burger joints around here), I'll get the special that was printed up on the big banner right outside the Burger King. So I guess advertising does work on me, but my attention span's so short that I need to be able to buy the product within about 30 seconds of seeing the ad ;)

    288. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      There is so little good educational television that I really do need to let them know how much I appreciate it.

      Thanks to them I, too, am now a much more informed washed-up spy/McGyver. : - )

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    289. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      When people complain about the commercials being louder than the programs, they're told that the volume control is left in the same position for both (or the technical words electronic equivalent). Even when this is true, the commercials seem louder. This is also true. I was pointing out that the way both can be true is because of compression and limiting, and because "loudness" is a subjective judgement, and that any legislative attempt to deal with the problem will need to take all of that into account.

      When you say that the commercials are louder because they turn them up, to which "they" do you refer? The people who actually produce the commercial and make the copies that go out to the networks and local stations? The people (or machine) running the control board at the network or local station that switches between the program and the commercials and the promos and the station IDs and such? The people (or machine) at the cable company that inserts local ads into the local avails?

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    290. Re:I'd much rather... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      People have been trying to regulate RMS volume for years, but that just makes him louder. Besides, there's that whole Free Speech thing. Still, I'm not going to call it "GNU/Linux".

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    291. Re:I'd much rather... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      because "loudness" is a subjective judgement

      No, it isn't. We can scientifically and accurately measure sound pressure with a decibel sound meter.

      that any legislative attempt to deal with the problem will need to take all of that into account.

      not really.... simply stipulate that everything gets broadcast with a nominal signal level of, say, -5db, and that the difference between the average signal levels of the commercials and the programs not exceed 3db. Really, its that simple. Talking about psychoacoustics and 'perceived loudness' is unnecessary.

      When you say that the commercials are louder because they turn them up, to which "they" do you refer?

      It works like this... the advertisers want their commercials louder than the programs, so they request this, and the networks and affiliates are only too happy to comply, as advertisers pay all their salaries. Some director or vp sends it down the chain "tell the studio engineers... more gain on the commercials." It's likely the whole plan was formed to precisely have commercials at a standard 10db louder than the program (as that's mostly what I've personally experienced, and confirmed with my own sound pressure decibel meter... yes, I'm an audio geek and engineer with 15 years studio work under ma belt).

    292. Re:I'd much rather... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Yes. MythTV. The answer to my original question is: possibly. http://www.mythtv.org/wiki/Commflagging

      They analyze changes in the video data stream, so theoretically it could trigger a false positive if the settings were too strict or too loose, given the scenario of a commercial being featured in a show as part of the show. It would also probably require going fullscreen during the commercial instead of showing a TV playing a commercial.

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    293. Re:I'd much rather... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Hate to burst your bubble but people can apply a little sense to the solution and solve it as I said for exactly the reason (stupid notion) you point out. Using the method I provide, loudness is always relative as volume is set by the TV owner; as it should be! That way, "loudness" is always per the owner's preference. Period. Solved. Done.

      No need to confuse things with a stupid concept of "loudness", which is almost certain to always be wrong.

    294. Re:I'd much rather... by ps2os2 · · Score: 0

      re: "Personally, I think regulation has a place, but in moderation, where it makes sense. Unfortunately though, no regulation only works when people can regulate themselves, which doesn't appear to be reality."

      Agreed but this only works when people are honest. Unfortunately there are quite a few lets say less than honest people around. You can mention almost any industry and you will have a fare share of people who are not honest.

    295. Re:I'd much rather... by ps2os2 · · Score: 0

      crux said: "I call BS on you. Either you don't understand basic constitutional republicanism or you are from one of those democratic socialist states. In a democracy, the states business goes with the voters. In a republic, the state's business is to stick to the constitution/charter/etc. "

      The bottom line on this whole discussion is GREED. Plain and simple It is evident at all levels of business and government. The issue is (as it always is) how much greed is acceptable?

    296. Re:I'd much rather... by raddan · · Score: 1

      You're talking about hard-limiting, not normalization

      Actually, no-- analog compression does both limiting and expanding, but it does not have to be "hard" (technically, it can never be, but it can be close; digital can provide a true hard limit). How "hard" or "soft" you want that compression to be is a function of "attack" (how fast compression kicks in) and "decay" (how fast compression stops being applied). A hard limiter is fast on the attack and fast on the decay. But it doesn't have to be.

      Digital equipment can unquestionably do this better, at the expense of output delay. But for most applications, you have to do the analog stuff first anyway, because your digital circuitry has real upper and lower signal level threshholds that you must never exceed. As a result, digital normalization is usually what you do when you're DONE with the recording, to bring it to the maximum volume level that your digital reproduction equipment (e.g., CD player) can handle.

    297. Re:I'd much rather... by agm · · Score: 1

      Stealing $5 from you isn't so much an annoyance as it is downright illegal. That's a different matter entirely.

      First, they don't have to outright steal it. Then can easily bury somewhere in the contract in a 3pt font that for instance you get to check your voicemail for free once per day, and a second check is going to cost you $5.

      If you agree to the contract then you only have yourself to blame. Are you saying that you agree to a contract you don't understand? That you assume they'll do the right thing? The responsibility to be aware of what you agree to is yours.

      Or something else of that sort.

      Second, how is that not regulation? I don't see how "It's illegal to take $5 unlawfully" is not regulation, but "It's illegal to make ads annoyingly loud" is.

      Theft is against the law - it's the forced removal of property from someone. Having ads (which you voluntary watch) loud is not removing any of your freedoms. It is not illegal.

      But again, way to miss the point. Even if stealing $5 is illegal, how many people are going to get into a lawsuit or to switch provider over that? Even getting into small claims court is going to cost you considerably more than $5. Switching provider, if it costs even $1/month more is going to be more expensive as well.

      Then we, the apathetic masses are letting these companies get away with it. The solution is an uproar - make everyone aware of how dodgy the company is. If you willingly let people rip you off and do nothing, then your acceptance is letting them get away with it. Only by standing up and saying "NO" will they ever stop.

      Just plain dealing with the cancellations department will probably take enough time that you could earn more than what you lost by doing that amount of overtime.

      Yeah, maybe you and a few people will do it on principle. Congrats, you have your $5 back. But the company still earns enough from the people that ignored it even with having to ocassionally give the money back and losing a few customers. It still makes financial sense for them to keep doing it. So from their point of view there's little downside. And there's no reason why every other company wouldn't take note and do the same thing, since it makes money overall.

      It's an overly regulated system that has turned us into apathetic "let them get away with it" consumers. Regulation says "she'll be right, the state will look after you". That's the wrong way of solving problems like this. The solution should always come from the bottom up. By the people, for the people. Regulation (and socialism in general) are both systems that see us abdicate our personal responsibilities in favour of the state, and the end result is not only apathy, but also the state now has way more power and perceived responsibility than it should ever had had. All because "it's too difficult to stand up for myself".

    298. Re:I'd much rather... by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Probably the worst case scenario would be programming that takes its fake TV too seriously getting it filtered, which I think would be somewhat ironically humorous.

    299. Re:I'd much rather... by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Compression and limiting are why listening to radio wears you out--it's called "listener fatigue". Your brain has to do extra work to process unnatural sound.

      This is fascinating.. there isn't much info on wikipedia, etc.. do you have any recommended reading - especially as it applies to music?

    300. Re:I'd much rather... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      That would require TVs to have a copy of the sound track from prior programs to perform normalization.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_average

    301. Re:I'd much rather... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I noticed since the switch to Digital TV, that I turn my TV up much louder to hear the channels at the same volume I am used to. (or maybe I'm getting deaf, or both) but then the commercials come on, and my wife and I are literally yelling at each other "DO YOU WANT A SODA WHILE I'M UP?"

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    302. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Aplologies for a belated reply. I brought a new piece of computer hardware into the house, and everything I already had got jealous and started acting up in protest, so I've been offline mostly this past week.

      Most of what I know on the subject I learned over many pre-internet years from a number of different sources, such as the magazines Stereo Review, High Fidelity, Audio, Radio-Electronics, Popular Electronics, various broadcasting trade magazines, et cetera, as well as a little from "psych 101" type courses at various times during my rather checkered higher education experience.

      Basically, people don't really see and hear stuff, physical phenomena affect the eyes and the ears, which results in nerve impulses being sent to the brain, and the brain does a lot of work to figure them out. Lots and lots of "pattern matching", or, more likely, "almost matching". I saw an old Bausch and Lomb ad some 30 or 40 years ago which said the using your eyes accounts for 25 per cent of the energy your body expends.

      You know what people voices sound like. Once a commercial's audio has been "processed", there's a part of your brain that's trying to decode it while thinking that "even allowing for the guy being in 'announcer mode', this just doesn't sound quite like a human voice is supposed to, but it doesn't quite match any other sounds in memory either". So it wears you out.

      You know what musical intstruments sound like, and you know what people singing sound like, but, when they compress the dynamic range down so that the entire CD lies between loud and very loud, your brain drives itself nuts trying to reconcile the difference.

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  2. Technology to the rescue! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe new fangled TVs nowadays have a special feature that keep the decibals between any certain range you prefer, or some system similar to that to keep the loud bangs down while keeping the quiet dialogue up.

    It'll only be another decade before it's standard, and this law (if it passes) is deprecated.

    1. Re:Technology to the rescue! by KalAl · · Score: 1

      Yeah you definitely don't want to hear the loud banging of those decibals.

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    2. Re:Technology to the rescue! by EdZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, dynamic volume control also affects sound in programs you want to watch, not just adverts. Imaging if you were watching a movie, and all the whispers were louder and the explosions quieter. Not so great. "Turn it on only for the adverts" is just making a more complicated and less useful mute button.

      As an alternative to legislating the volume of adverts, I propose that before any advert is allowed to air, the director of that advert must be forced to watch it on repeat for 12 hours, locked in a room with a loaded gun and no controls for the TV (with the TV protected by bullet-resistant glass, of course). If the director survives, the ad can be aired.

    3. Re:Technology to the rescue! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Imaging if you were watching a movie, and all the whispers were louder and the explosions quieter. Not so great. .

      This is actually a great feature, by the way, it means you can watch this years action blockbuster while letting the room mates sleep, while not missing a beat.

      And also, its a feature that you can turn ON and OFF. Thus when it comes to watching it audibly unimpeded, rest assured you have that ability.

    4. Re:Technology to the rescue! by geckipede · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a rather low standard isn't it? How about making a neutral third party watch the ad for 12 hours on repeat, and only then add the director and a pair of big sticks to the room.

    5. Re:Technology to the rescue! by prockcore · · Score: 1

      It's called compression, and I'd rather keep my dynamic range and change the commercials, than destroy my dynamic range using compression to even out the audio.

    6. Re:Technology to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, HDTV with digital audio probably makes it worse. With analog broadcasting, the FCC can legitimately prohibit and penalize overmodulation, because it interferes with reception of other stations. With digital audio, the volume can be jacked up to stentorian levels by just shifting a couple of bits, and it wouldn't surprise me if the media companies have arm-twisted the electronics manufacturers into specifically designing sets to prevent the user from preventing it.

    7. Re:Technology to the rescue! by sdturf · · Score: 1

      I believe new fangled TVs nowadays have a special feature that keep the decibals between any certain range you prefer, or some system similar to that to keep the loud bangs down while keeping the quiet dialogue up.

      I had a TV like that in years past and loved it. I even liked watching movies and being able to hear the dialogue and dimming the sound of the crashes. Listening through the tv speakers I obviously did not care about sound fidelity anyway. Then I got an HD tv and use only a receiver for sound (since the tv sound is horrible) and this pronounces the loud commercials so much that I either dvr a 20 minute delay to miss the commercials or sit there with a remote on hand to mute them when watching live tv. However, there are now even cheap receivers that will do the same modulation - google audyssey for one example - so I found what I am getting for christmas.

    8. Re:Technology to the rescue! by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's called the "mute button" and it's been available for a few years now.

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    9. Re:Technology to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put a dog anti-bark collar in the directors pants and make him watch the ad on repeat with the TV volume set loud enough to hear the normal conversation levels in a typical show. I'd be surprised if he could make it through more than one run of the commercial.

    10. Re:Technology to the rescue! by unitron · · Score: 1

      With analog broadcasting, the FCC can legitimately prohibit and penalize overmodulation, because it interferes with reception of other stations.

      Except that this isn't, and wasn't, about overmodulation. Limiting keeps the audio below the level that cause overmodulation. Compression keeps it jammed up to that level all the time.

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    11. Re:Technology to the rescue! by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Why do you need two stick to kill an ad director??

    12. Re:Technology to the rescue! by cynyr · · Score: 1

      this is exactly what i want, having 2 small children i'd like to not have to fiddle with the audio to hear people talk and then turn it do so that the random gunshot doesn't wake them up. It's getting to the point where i'll have to buy some pro audio gear to stick between the receiver and the amp just to do this for me.

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    13. Re:Technology to the rescue! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Yeah its a bit costly, but I live in a house where I work 8-5, one roomate works 1pm-9pm, and the other is 6am till whenever, (He's kind of an on Call Manager kinda thing).

      Anyways, so it always seems like during the week there is always SOMEONE who needs to go to bed early. Its a handy feature, I can't imagine trying to get by without it anymore.

    14. Re:Technology to the rescue! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Imaging if you were watching a movie, and all the whispers were louder and the explosions quieter.

      I'm deaf, it'd be bloody fantastic. I could hear the quiet bits without the loud bits making my neighbours blow a blood vessel.

  3. What is a Commercial? by neonprimetime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    dvr

    1. Re:What is a Commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A commercial is the garbage you have to manually skip over with your DVR every several minutes because your DVR somehow strangely lost its ability to do that for you in a more-automated fashion.

    2. Re:What is a Commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's that stuff you fast-forward through.

    3. Re:What is a Commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thepiratebay

    4. Re:What is a Commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pff, DVR is so 2000... the internet is where its at.

    5. Re:What is a Commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      DVR? This isn't the 90s. http://eztv.it

    6. Re:What is a Commercial? by nsteinme · · Score: 1

      Can you recommend a good model/setup? Also for my information, what country/state are you in and who is your tv provider?

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  4. Unnecesary by kabaju42 · · Score: 1

    Aren't there TVs that will automatically adjust the volume for this very reason? That is, if you aren't skipping the commercials with a Tivo anyway.

    Do we really want the government telling us what to do on that level?

    1. Re:Unnecesary by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      This same Congresswoman tried to legislate "Clap On" lights in the workplace, skip protection in CD Players, and some other feature or product that already solves a problem only the elderly face.

    2. Re:Unnecesary by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      My 55" Sony has a volume limiter option but it never made much difference at either setting. The only tv that a volume limiter option worked was an old Philips 19" CRT from my bedroom.

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    3. Re:Unnecesary by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      You do realize that skipping the commercials deprives the advertiser of the eyeballs that he is paying for and such is stealing from the advertiser.

      Some advertisers want to make it illegal to have the function to skip commercials.

      And you thought the RIAA was bad.

    4. Re:Unnecesary by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      If the advertiser doesn't want those eyeballs to skip commercials, it might help if they weren't insanely loud or annoying on several other levels.

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    5. Re:Unnecesary by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that skipping the commercials deprives the advertiser of the eyeballs that he is paying for and such is stealing from the advertiser.

      People who skip commercials are stealing television.
      People who wear body armor are stealing my ammunition.
      People who fluoridate water are sapping and impurifying all our precious bodily fluids.

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    6. Re:Unnecesary by clampolo · · Score: 1

      Yes. The most annoying are the crap that appears on TBS. In the middle of a movie, the botton third of the screen will be taken over by some ad for one of their horrible shows. The networks like doing this crap during football games too.

    7. Re:Unnecesary by randy+of+the+redwood · · Score: 1
      So here's a million dollar idea for someone on this thread -

      (1) Install "commercial quiz" on Tivo, requiring you to answer a question about the commercial so it proves you watched it once.

      (2) Tivo then auto skips this commercial from now on.

      (3) ??

      (4) Profit!!

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    8. Re:Unnecesary by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      You do realize that skipping the commercials deprives the advertiser of the eyeballs that he is paying for and such is stealing from the advertiser.

      Well, there is another way to look at this, too. I'm already paying for the advertising to be sent in to me, along with regular programming, so the advertiser isn't losing a dime. The 'potential' sales due to being watched by so many eyeballs is what the advertiser is counting on. To me it seems the vast majority of commercials aired now appear to be targeting an intellectual audience composed of 3-year-olds, and tend to turn me off of buying a particular brand simply because I feel that purchasing a product with such inane advertising will only encourage the advertising agency to produce more. (I haven't eaten Subway in years) I would actually pay a premium for television or programming to be completely commercial-free, or rather, to not see commercials. I doubt that I'm the only one.

    9. Re:Unnecesary by dissy · · Score: 1

      You do realize that skipping the commercials deprives the advertiser of the eyeballs that he is paying for and such is stealing from the advertiser.

      Good!

      If they cared at all about being fair and equal in regards to how they made their money, I would be as willing to be fair and equal in saying commercials are a necessary evil to put up with.

      As long as they want to ear rape me, fuck them, I truly hope they lose everything, get put out on the streets homeless, and their family leaves them for their poor misguided actions in life.

      If abusive people aren't punished for their abusive behavior, they will never learn that it is not acceptable.

  5. How about... by sycodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'" ...every time my wife yells at me to "turn down that damned TV" because commercial suddenly starts blasting, the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 volt shock?

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    1. Re:How about... by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'" ...every time my wife yells at me to "turn down that damned TV" because commercial suddenly starts blasting, the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 kvolt shock?

      There, FTFY.

      Yes, I know the chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are pretty low, but I'm willing to risk it.

      Why, yes, I'm not an advertising executive. And yes, I do hate those God-awful advertisements. How could you tell?

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    2. Re:How about... by lax-goalie · · Score: 0

      Yes, I know the chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are pretty low, but I'm willing to risk it.

      Nope. The chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are actually pretty high, if the amperage is low enough. That little spark between your finger and a doorknob on a cold, dry day can be millions of volts.

      It's current that kills, not voltage.

    3. Re:How about... by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      Completely OT, but...
      I'm pretty sure you won't get a million volts between your finger and a doorknob. The industry standard ESD test to simulate such an event only goes up to 15KV or so, and generates a spark an inch or two long. Cranking the ESD simulator up to 30KV, and applying to small insects is, shall we say, cruelly entertaining.

      A million volts would be, well, scary, even if current limited. /frank

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    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mod parent down for not knowing what he's talking about. It's impossible to receive a 24kV shock and not have a non-lethal amount of current going through you (unless you're wearing insulated gloves, which means you're not getting the full 24kV). A 24kV shock for 10 seconds means death. When you get a shock from touching a door knob, the voltage and current both are high enough to kill you, but too short of duration.

      Oh, and amperage does not exist.

    5. Re:How about... by Scatterplot · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not how it works. Simply saying "current kills, not voltage" is often quoted, but misleading. If I stick my finger in my car's cigarette lighter (12 volts, capable of pushing hundreds of amps) nothing will happen. That's because no current flows. The voltage is the "pressure" of the electricity. If a supply has sufficient current to maintain 24 kilovolts across the resistance of your body, you will very likely die. To use the water analogy, voltage is pressure and current is the amount that flows. Typically it's easier to think about constant-voltage systems, which is what your house AC is (yeah it's a sinusoid but it's a constant sinusoid). This is like a constant-water-pressure system, like the faucets in your house. Turn on a hose at low pressure, and I don't care how big it is it won't kill you- imagine a MASSIVE hole in a dam or something, underwater, with water juuuuuuust barely coming out. TONS of flow (i.e. current/amperage) but zero danger since there isn't enough force to push the water through your body. Now imagine a small diameter pipe firing water out of it- like a pressure washer. Very little flow, but enough pressure (i.e. voltage) to push the water through your skin. In short, current and voltage are related by resistance. Since you can't change the resistance of your body, for a given voltage (say 24 kV) a given amount of current will flow. End of story- there's no way to increase the current without changing either the voltage or the resistance of your body.

    6. Re:How about... by selven · · Score: 1

      Energy (that's what's being converted to heat) = current ^ 2 * resistance * time. So more current is REALLY bad but you also want to minimize the resistance and duration. Resistance = coefficient * distance, so you want to minimize the coefficient (drying your hands gets you a lot of benefit for little cost) and minimize the distance it passes through you (that is, middle finger -> index finger is not as bad as right arm -> lungs -> heart -> left arm). Minimizing duration is obvious.

      And voltage is just current * resistance, but I prefer breaking it down.

    7. Re:How about... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know the chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are pretty low, but I'm willing to risk it.

      Nope. The chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are actually pretty high, if the amperage is low enough. That little spark between your finger and a doorknob on a cold, dry day can be millions of volts.

      It's current that kills, not voltage.

      Fine fine... lets give them a 24 AMP shock... Soon the world will be free of advertising executives!

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    8. Re:How about... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 volt shock?

      You know that most of the world is already in an energy crisis, right?

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    9. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally! I am tired of hearing ignorant people say "it's the current; voltage hasn't nothing to do with it". Good post.

    10. Re:How about... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      because commercial suddenly starts blasting, the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 kwatt shock?

      There, fixed your correction.

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    11. Re:How about... by bugg · · Score: 1

      You're both wrong. There are two things that can kill: power, and frequency.

      To get from being healthy and alive to cooked requires a change in energy as lots of chemical bonds need to be destroyed. This requires work to be done, and the rate at which work is done is power. This is the traditional killer in most electrocutions. I say it's the power and not the work that kills, because if the power is low enough, you can probably survive indefinitely. Power is current*voltage, and it's measured in watts. A static shock is easily 10kV - air doesn't breakdown and conduct until you've got 3 million volts/meter, so the 5mm static shock you might get when you rub your feet on the carpet is around 15kV. But you didn't move all that much charge with that action, so the current is necessarily very low, as is the power.

      If you want to know how fast a microwave will cook a hotdog, a great place to start is the power rating (watts) of the microwave. If you want to know how fast an electric oven will get to temperature, the right place to start is the power rating (watts) of the microwave. You two are arguing over whether it's the 120V that kills the hotdog or the 10A that kills the hotdog, when it's very clearly the product (1020W) that does it. That's why the wattage of the microwave is a selling point.

      Frequency: You actually don't need to cook someone to kill them, which means without that much work/power it's possible to kill someone. The trick is inducing cardiac arrest. The frequency turns out to be much more important than the total work done. Tasers don't do much work, for instance, but they have killed people. Someone with more of a background in the electrochemistry of the nervous system and the heart could probably chime in more on this.

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    12. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent is correct. In the case of sticking sticking your finger in your car's cigarette lighter there is no current, therefore no death. If you were more conductive, then yes, you should expect serious injury as a result of your actions. Current kills.

    13. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a supply has sufficient current to maintain 24 kilovolts across the resistance of your body, you will very likely die

      Much of what you said is accurate, but you got this backwards. Something more like "if a supply has sufficient voltage to push X current through your body (e.g. from finger to finger, through your heart) you will likely die."

    14. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 volts, capable of pushing hundreds of amps ..were it not for that pesky 15A fuse.

    15. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A million volts would be, well, scary, even if current limited.

      For reference, imagine this happening every time you reach for a doorknob.

    16. Re:How about... by unitron · · Score: 1

      I see someone who was fooled into thinking that you knew what you were talking about modded you up.

      It is theoretically possible to receive a 24kV shock that produces a non-lethal amount of current, depending upon the resistance of the external current path (and its impedence, since a near instantaneous jump from 0 V to 24KV looks an awful lot like a very high frequency AC) and the internal resistance of the source of difference of potential.

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    17. Re:How about... by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      The point is that there are some current limited high voltage sources that won't kill you. A taser is one example - it has enough voltage to make a spark across a few cm gap (usually 1cm gap needs 10kV to spark), but it won't kill because the current is so low. A flyback transformer of a CRT TV or a spark plug cable in a car can be another example.

      Now, if you want to nitpick,"high voltage, low current" means that the device has a very high internal resistance. So it may be 25kV on the output of the flyback transformer as soon as you touch it the transformer starts behaving like a current source, keeping the current at ~1mA, whatever voltage that would mean. A spark plug cable in a car probably can deliver higher currents, but it does so in very short pulses, so again, it is not lethal, but very painful (since human nerves are sensitive to electricity).

    18. Re:How about... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 kvolt shock

      Stanley Milgram, is that you??

    19. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A ballpark figure is 10kV per centimeter spark in normal air. So a two inch spark would be around 50kV.

      As somewhat of a high voltage nut, the highest that I've ever experienced on myself is 300kV (at no current to speak of) which was, in retrospect, not-very-clever. At all. Let's say it reinforced my believe in the need for safety procedures around large tesla coils...

    20. Re:How about... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      A "hosted by tripod" image every time I reach a doorknob would sure be annoying, but I think I'd survive.

    21. Re:How about... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Case in point: I've heard a friend-of-friend horror story about an electronic tech in (military technical) training playing with a multimeter with high current capability and about 9v DC voltage in their power supply. (Line-powered). Genius puts the meter into mega-ohmmeter mode and jabs the (sharp) probe tips through the pads of his thumbs (macho crap) and gets a lethal DC current through his chest... because once you breach the dry-skin resistance (100K ohm or so) of the human body, the innards are about 1k ohm.

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    22. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the internal resistance of the source is higher than the load resistance (the human), then it would decrease the current through the load, but only by also decreasing the voltage across it. Therefore, the load human isn't actually getting a 24kV shock, he's getting a 24V shock.

      If the 24kV shock was short enough to be "high frequency", then it already wouldn't be lethal, so that doesn't matter.

  6. Does each channel control their commercials? by Tynin · · Score: 1

    It seems that if each channel is already broadcasting whatever commercial they decide (and aren't just allowing some 3rd party time to broadcast over the channel for commercials), they could simply normalize the audio to be in tune with their shows prior to airing. They'd just need to process the commercials they receive one time before sticking them in rotation, and tada, no more screaming commercials... or am I misunderstanding how this works? Presently I can only imagine this is due to laziness on part of the channel, and a twisted sense of greed on part of the offending commercials.

    1. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      You're somewhat misunderstanding. The networks and stations just receive commercials on a tape, and air them - in many cases they don't even watch them first. The time to run every spot received through a process would cost a lot of money that the networks/stations don't have right now.

      And - basically, both shows and commercials are at the same level, but they heavily compress the audio on commercials. If the network heavily compressed shows, the problem would go away - but the shows would sound like crap (whispers at full volume, background music becomes deafening when there is no dialog, and so on). Several commenters have mentioned TV sets that modulate the audio - they are simply compressing all audio (and making all audio sound like crap, not just the commercials).

      The FCC regulates the technical side of the TV signal; but technically the FM audio signal is equally modulated for all content. The FCC can't prevent people on commercials from yelling.

    2. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Presently I can only imagine this is due to laziness on part of the channel

      You are absolutely right. They don't want to have to pay anyone another cent then they have to. No one expresses their concerns to them, though who is expressing This particular concern to their congresswoman, absolutely baffles me (isn't she supposed to be representing her constituents or something like that? Are they all 80+ years old?).

      Anyways, it's not that difficult, but the networks won't feel they need to do it unless the FCC does something about it, and they won't force it unless the government says so. Why hello Mr Red Tape, didn't expect to see you here.

    3. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      But see, the commercials wouldn't be worth as much, or at least, the advertisers wouldn't pay as much to have their ads broadcast. Since people get up to get food and such during commercials, they make them louder so that if you can't see them, maybe you'll still hear them. So by normalizing the commercial audio, then you wouldn't potentially make as much money.

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    4. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And - basically, both shows and commercials are at the same level,

      No, they're not (although the peaks might be).

      So someone (the network or the commerical producer - don't care) just runs the commercial through the moral equivalent of mp3gain, and we're done.

    5. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by grmoc · · Score: 1

      Ann Eschoo represents much of Silicon Valley.
      I'm pretty dang happy with most of what she does. I wish there were more Reps out there like her (maybe one day she can be Senator... that'd be great)!

    6. Re:Does each channel control their commercials? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      No, they're not (although the peaks might be).

      Exactly my point. The peaks (which are FCC regulated) are the same. A normal show's average sound level might be 25% of the peak, but a commercial might average 90% of the peak. That is why the commercials appear to be louder.

      So someone (the network or the commerical producer - don't care) just runs the commercial through the moral equivalent of mp3gain, and we're done.

      The network won't because they don't have the time or money to do so.

      The commercial producer won't because they want the commercial to appear louder, to get your attention.

  7. Wow, something about this seems freaky. by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    "We're gonna fight a few stupid wars in which thousands of people will die needlessly, and our country will go broke!" BOO!

    "Also, we're gonna pass a law to make your commercials less loud!" YEEAAAHHH!!! WE LUVZ U CONGREZZ!!!11!! USA USA!

    1. Re:Wow, something about this seems freaky. by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, what you're doing is almost a Godwin. The huge majority of what Congress does pales in comparison in many ways when put next to wars, and even health care. But many of those things need to be considered, even with bigger, more important things going on.

      If you support or decry this proposed law, do so on its own merits. Otherwise, we may as well compare everything to the wars and to healthcare, and ignore a huge range of very real issues which need resolution.

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  8. Ok, but... by Nihixul · · Score: 1

    While I certainly agree with the sentiments of those who've complained, I don't really want yet another FCC regulation or the like. I think the appropriate people to complain to would be the networks. I am not so naive as to think that would necessarily solve the problem, but that is at least where the problem is. Gripe at them, or perhaps push for a TV (hardware) feature that would accomplish what you want.

    1. Re:Ok, but... by Meshach · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      With the country in recession and several wars / potential wars going on constantly I would hope that politicians would pay attention to higher priority tasks.

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    2. Re:Ok, but... by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      I agree. If enough people were that concerned about the volume of commercials, they wouldn't watch the shows and the problem would fix itself. No need to legislate something that can be dealt with by the nature of the market.

    3. Re:Ok, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey it might turn out to be like the Movie Ratings where the industry will self regulate just to keep the Government out of the picture.While I initially saw this and sighed because I am one of those people who hate having to raise the volume on a show and then getting hit with the full volume of the commercial. It's not too big of a deal for me these days since I hardly watch TV and I do try to hulu whichever shows I end up missing but it is just an annoyance of advertising. I'd rather see the FCC put their full weight behind net neutrality and have congress figure out how to keep people in their homes so they can have TV commercials to complain about, then to actually have this is an issue. I realize that it's possible for the FCC and congress to do both but time wasted is still time wasted.

    4. Re:Ok, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch TV for the show and not the commercials. It will take a lot for the commercials for me to say "I'm not going to watch what I came for." Seriously, that your idea is ridiculous.

      Furthermore, the volume change in commercials are annoying and at times enough to disturb others in adjacent rooms or apartments and it is the job of the FCC to regulate such matters. Thus, this is exactly what they should be doing.

    5. Re:Ok, but... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that because people continue to watch TV after ~60 years, they obviously enjoy commercials at double the volume of the show they're watching.

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    6. Re:Ok, but... by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Not all channels do this, and the issue hasn't existed for 60 years.

    7. Re:Ok, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LOL'd, but come on. We're talking about TV commercials here, this is not important shit. Is it really worth codifying into law?

    8. Re:Ok, but... by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...and the issue hasn't existed for 60 years.

      Commercial television broadcasting has been around longer than that, and I've seen old tube type compressors and limiters that were nearly that old, so I'm betting guys on TV yelling at you have been around at least 6 decades.

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  9. No fair way to write regulations? by t0qer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

    If I can make karaoke and techno music automatically crossfade with my meager skills(link below)

    http://www.facebook.com/v/203775860215

    Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

    1. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would in fact be trivial. Perceived loudness is pretty well reflected by RMS. A RMS limiter with a nice long envelope would handle it. Just standardize on a dynamic range and use limiters to enforce it! If the advertisers still want to saturate their audio, let them, but it will no longer sound louder.

    2. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last 30 seconds is an intense, but silent, stare down between two actors, or maybe the soft music of a peaceful scene...you'r algorithm fails kind sir! FAILS!

    3. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it doesn't. I'm half deaf already, and I turn up the volume for soft music so I can hear WTF is going on. A few seconds later, the pain is intense. The algorithm will work well.

    4. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

      If I can make karaoke and techno music automatically crossfade with my meager skills Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

      You do not under-estimate their skill, but rather their willingness to bother to do so.

    5. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by jjoelc · · Score: 1

      So what are stations supposed to do if the last 30 seconds of the program were silence (or almost...) Run the commercial without sound? Wouldn't it suck if the last 30 seconds of the show were a gunfight (in dolby surround, no less!)

      There is a LOT more to it than just gain. If it was just gain, then we would already be there.

      How about going from an HD 5.1 surround mix program to a stereo (or even mono x2) commercial? Or the opposite way?

      I am an engineer at a TV station, and while there are a lot of products out there to try and control volume levels... None of them work all that well, and none of them work near as well as an employee who is paying attention to something more than just the meters.

      Digital has (oddly enough) taken away a lot of the control that stations used to have over things like audio and video levels. The attitude seems to be "It's digital, all of that is automatic now" Station Automation only makes this situation worse. Even if there were still a "knob to twiddle" there wouldn't be anyone there to twiddle it.

      It also doesn't help that your stereotypical TV Chief Engineer is "the old guy who has been doing this for 40+ years". They have spent their entire lives learning and practicing TV. And next to none of it applies anymore. Most of them were convinced to stick it out through the DTV transition, but I am expecting a very large number of them to go ahead and retire now that it has passed. Perhaps the younger crowd of engineers, who all grew up on computers and with digital everything will do better... or maybe they just grew up with the attitude "it's digital... what are you going to do?"

    6. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by whiplashx · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really work that way because TV shows and movies have a lot of sound in the high and low ranges, while commercials have more in the mid ranges. A decibel of sound in the high or low ranges can seem quite while a decibel in the mid ranges can seem loud, depending on the TV and the listener.

      Further, if a TV show was extremely quiet, the commercial would be forced to be quiet...

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    7. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Oh, they COULD do that, but then their customers would stop paying for them. The viewing public is the product, always remember.

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    8. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by markkezner · · Score: 1

      If you're gonna be fiddling with the volume to make the algorithm work, then the algorithm is pointless. You may just as well watch TV normally with no algorithm, then turn down the volume when the commercial break starts. There's no benefit there.

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    9. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I thought you were going to point out that the lack of fairness in the law has never stopped Congress before. So I guess I'll have to do it for you.

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    10. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by selven · · Score: 1

      They'll just pay TV programs to make a really loud final 30 seconds before each commercial.

    11. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Other posters have claimed that the loudness is achieved not so much by higher gain as by limiting the dynamic range of the commercials (in much the same way that record labels wreck music to make their CDs sound louder, see "loudness wars").

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    12. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Just an anecdote, but I once had a tv campaign run for one of our products, and the entire ad was silent. Seemed to work a treat as we haven't had an advertisement that was as effective since.

      Silence is deafening I guess.

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    13. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

      I suspect that you'd discover that those last 30 seconds would just get a lot louder. Let's try to remember that the networks exist to sell advertising, not to produce the shows; the shows are just how they lure people into seeing the ads. TV isn't about art, or even entertainment, it's about selling ads. It's odd how often people seem to forget this basic fact and come to harbor bizarre beliefs about news programs keeping them informed and dramas being about art and social issues.

      If anyone finds a way to make the ads ignorable, TV will just go away.

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    14. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by bill_beeman · · Score: 1

      multisync above hit on one of the major problems, but it is more than simple compression of commercials.

      First, there are significant psycho-acoustic effects...material delivered in an urgent tone of voice is perceived as louder than material delivered in a relaxed pace.
      Second, almost all material you hear has had significant processing...more than simple compression.
      Third, we've been trying to develop a means of metering audio levels that allow the metered level to actually correspond to perceived loudness for as long as I've been in broadcast engineering, with no success. We can meter peak levels easily, average power levels with some difficulty, and perceived loudness not at all.

      If you wanted to ban all audio processing you could get closer, but still not have a way to account for the psychological part of the equation. The advertiser may have an incentive to make his or her stuff louder, but you don't really sell product by irritating the potential customer. And the broadcaster has no reason to jack up commercials. Some of the apparent increase in this has come in recent years as the master control operations for both cable, satellite, and terrestrial broadcast has become more automated. If the automation is well done you decrease some classes of errors, but there is seldom a trained ear paying attention any more.

    15. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heck, take the average gain of the whole tv show, as well as the ads, and make sure they are *All* set to the same percentage of the peak volume.

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    16. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Right. The maximum amplitude of the TV show (or at least the maximum volume it could have for some part if it chose to do so) and the maximum amplitude of commercials are the same. But commercials stay at the maximum amplitude all the time (So pretty much no dynamic range remains), while television shows often use the maximum amplitude very rarely with an average volume much lower.

      Thus the difference is that the average amplitude of a commercial is much higher than the average amplitude of a TV show, although the maximums of both are the same.

      What people want is for the average amplitude of commericals to be equal to the average amplitude of Tv shows. Commercials could either stop compressing the dynamic range, or turn it down such that it is still highly compressed, but now the maximum used amplitude happens to be roughly equal to average amplitude of the show. Obviously, there is little reason to do the latter, so the companies would instead have a normal dynamic range, and adjust the gain so the average amplitude matches that of television shows, and everybody is happy.

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    17. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you get a 30 second long commercial with 10 seconds of loudness after 20 seconds of silence. That'll probably grab your attention...

    18. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

      Are you kidding? Most broadcast TV stations _still_ haven't figured out how to broadcast ATSC correctly. (Is it 4:3? is it 16:9? is it 16:9 pushed in to 4:3? ewwwwww)

    19. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by ChiRaven · · Score: 1

      You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

      And if the last 30 seconds is just a slow silent pan around a scene for effect and HAS no sound track?

      It's not as easy as it looks.

    20. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      no, you don't want AVERAGE. they'll just PLAY GAMES then to work around it. an arms race will ensue.

      you want short periods of time where the volume can't exceed 'annoyance level'. we know what that is. we can test for it and come up with a pretty good idea of what can describe it.

      but not via averages unless they are over a 1 second period (at most).

      the government is all over our lives; might as well do something USEFUL with all the busybody'ness they have. have them fix commercials. let them chew on that for a while.

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    21. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by unitron · · Score: 1

      If the automation is well done you decrease some classes of errors, but there is seldom a trained ear paying attention any more.

      Or, for that matter, an untrained one.

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    22. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      If anyone finds a way to make the ads ignorable, TV will just go away.

      You mean like it didn't on the internet? Oh Noes! AdBlockPlus will put Rupert Murdoch out of business and the interwebs will stop!

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    23. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Besides making everyone look up from making their sandwich because the sound suddenly went off during the commercials, I imagine that means the ad was designed to be visually engaging and effective without the audio. Meaning that even with audio, it likely would have been more effective than other ads anyway because it was particularly well made.

    24. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Further, if a TV show was extremely quiet, the commercial would be forced to be quiet...

      And this is bad because...

      Anyway, if the TV show was quiet, then it means that the viewer has turned up the volume on his TV so that he can hear the dialog. If the commercial has the same volume as the TV show, it's alright, since the viewer has turned the volume up already.
      Conversely, if the TV show was loud (explosions, gunfights), then the viewer would have turned the volume down, and if the commercial is the same volume as the TV show, the viewer can understand what is being said during the commercial.

      The problem is that right now, the show is quiet, so you turn up the volume and then the commercial is 10dB louder than the show, so you have to either mute or turn down the volume.

    25. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by sorak · · Score: 1

      You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

      If I can make karaoke and techno music automatically crossfade with my meager skills(link below)

      http://www.facebook.com/v/203775860215

      Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

      I think you have a point, but I keep hearing a lot of "The broadcaster can never make it work. The advertiser screws the whole thing up with audio compression!"...Well, if there is no legal way for the broadcaster to air the ultra compressed unholy demon ad, then they will have to call the advertiser and say "I'm sorry, we cannot legally air your ad". I suspect that the advertiser would respond by creating a version that the network CAN legally air.

    26. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      As I recall from a discussion 10+ years ago, the problem isn't that the commercials are inherently louder; they're not (supposedly being louder is already against the rules). As I vaguely recall the explanation, it is (or at least was at the time) that commercials were in mono, which made them inherently louder than the surrounding programs, which were in stereo. I probably misremember the details but that was the gist of it.

      I've noticed it works that way with a friend's fancy audio/TV setup -- when it's set to stereo it sounds half-muted, but when it's set to mono the sound is loud and clear.

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  10. Really? by Wister285 · · Score: 1

    With all that's going on in the world, this is what we are paying our legislators to address? When are the next elections again? Come on people, we have to be able to do better than this.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I take it you're running for a government position this next election then?

      It does seem like "they" waste a lot of time on stupid shit. My solution is to just have a weekly government day. Maybe designate every saturday or sunday to have a citizens congress. This would only really work on a city level, but let each person in each city go to a congress type meeting just for their city. Give each person 30 minutes to introduce their idea, then the following week spend 10 minutes voting on each persons idea. Now of course, each and every person cannot get 30 minutes each government day to discuss their idea, so that is why I suggest having a raffle or lottery, picking 12 people to discuss their idea each week. 12 people with 30 minutes each is 6 hours. Still have 2 hours for voting. No time for debating.

  11. Too far with the overacting by 101010_or_0x2A · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Enough with the over-exaggeration, she seriously has to close the windows? Maybe shes watching TV too loud in the first place. And Ive never seen an ad that pumps up the volume more than a few bars if at all, so rather than trying to get her name on a piece of legislature, she should focus on her own habits?

    1. Re:Too far with the overacting by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Enough with the over-exaggeration, she seriously has to close the windows? Maybe shes watching TV too loud in the first place. And Ive never seen an ad that pumps up the volume more than a few bars if at all,

      I annoy one of my neighbors with commercials, and although she is a busybody, she is right about this. The problem isn't "loud commercials" it's "soft programming". I play Wii and Xbox games at Volume 14 on my TV. One local station (Fox affiliate) plays content so softly that I have to raise the Volume to the mid 30's, then they play commercials where the volume is comfortable at ~20 (still more quiet than my Xbox, but Crazy compared to the shows). Then, my local NBC affiliate plays shows where 25 is good, and 18 is my dial-down for commercials. Oh, and my auto-volume balancing in the TV menu does nothing.

      All these things being said, even though I would like the immediate results of this legislation, I don't like the precedent it sets for lawmaking. "I'm annoyed by XYZ that the government already happens to have control over through some regulatory body. Make a Law!"

    2. Re:Too far with the overacting by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Just noticed I never gave a top-limit for my volume-scale. It's either 0-100 or 0-99, I've never bothered to make it go that high, but 33 is right at the 1/3 mark, and 25 is 1/4.

    3. Re:Too far with the overacting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anoning, mod points, sorry.

      All these things being said, even though I would like the immediate results of this legislation, I don't like the precedent it sets for lawmaking. "I'm annoyed by XYZ that the government already happens to have control over through some regulatory body. Make a Law!"

      OTOH, if people have been complaining about this for 50 years (FTFS), doesn't that indicate: a) a market failure, and b) surprising legislative restraint?

  12. Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The apparent volume level is very hard to regulate when the sound sources are so very different. One apparent solution could be to put an - even more - aggressive compression to the broadcast sound, but that would just piss me off. Overly compressed sound sounds like a turd sandwich, but would however even out volume levels. This is by the way more of a client-side solution, which I just right now realize is no solution at all to this problem.... Yes, requiring the networks to even out sound volumes at the source would be a good idea... as long as they do not compress the sound more than they do now!

  13. IF THIS GOES THROUGH... by swanzilla · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can LEGISLATE ALL CAPS and excessive PUNCTUATION NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Bad idea. by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Okay, first, thanks for recognizing the problem. But there's no way to legislate such technical detail because volume is subjective, not objective. Do you measure the peaks? The frequency spread? What about people who have hearing problems? They have a different idea of what 'loud' is. The problem is something called "audio compression" -- which results in a higher apparent volume. TV shows use a wider dynamic range than commercials -- commercials can be heard even at very low volume levels because they occupy a very narrow frequency range.

    Legislate commercials to have a lower volume level and they'll come up with other insidious ways of annoying you (ie, capturing your attention)... Like shaky-cam and that annoying slow-zoom rotating text crap. Seriously... Go to the heart of the problem: Make invasive advertising illegal and give multi-million dollar fines to anyone who distributes such content. Also... bring back Congress issuing Letters of Mark. I'll take one for the executives of Fox, kthx.

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    1. Re:Bad idea. by ezelkow1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      please mod up, first post to actually introduce the relevant information and not just 'MAKE THE VOLUME LOWER'. Volume is already legislated, its the issue of compression and headroom

    2. Re:Bad idea. by snicho99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up. Here in Australia we already have this legislation and it's *completely* pointless. Same deal, some ninny in parliament with no real understanding of the technology involved wrote some *bs* legislation:

      http://www.freetv.com.au/Content_Common/pg-Loudness-in-Advertisements.seo

      The problem is coming up with an "objective" comparison of the loudness between two bits of programming. As the parent says it's more a question of compression and dynamic range than actual volume. (by compression I mean audio compression, not data compression). If you run a peak search on even the most mild mannered jane austen bbc tv program, you'll get the same reading as you do an a sham-wow commercial. It's just that the sham-wow tvc dude is trying to cram so much information in the 30 seconds that he'll run everything at -3db. Where as in the Jane Austen thing will only reach that point once or twice in 10 minute section.

      But an even bigger problem is that the people making the ads have no idea what they're actually going to be screening with. How are you going to match the apparent loudness of your ad with the tv program, if you've got no idea what that program is anyway? It's retarded.

      Consequently in Australia we have a vaguely written set of "guidelines" and a requirement that any tvc submitted to a network be "OP48" compliant and say as such on the slate. The result, everyone writes OP48 compliant on their slate and that's about it....

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    3. Re:Bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volume is objective. Ever heard of the SPL decibel?

      Shaky-cam and other techniques may disturb the viewer, but audio significantly louder than the desired setting can disturb others in adjacent rooms or apartments.

    4. Re:Bad idea. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Take the average of the audio energy in the base program (divided into 32-64 frequency bands across the ten octaves above 20Hz). Weight the energy using the Fletcher-Munson curve for the overall average energy level. If the time-average of the audio in the commercial sums to more than the time-average energy in the base program by more than 10%, auto-file a violation report. Fine as needed. You can do it automatically.

      In fact, by expanding (if you need to, look up "compression") the audio range and decreasing the volume, you can automatically adjust the volume to within a comfortable range. It's really not much of a trick to do either.

      I tend to think the legislation would be better because it would be a global solution to a global annoyance with very little downside. If you have to depend on your commercial being LOUD to get people to notice, you have something wrong. Really, all you need to do is make the people in your commercial more naked.

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    5. Re:Bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Make invasive advertising illegal and give multi-million dollar fines to anyone who distributes such content.

      I'll even take a stab at converting that into legalese. Ban "advertising that interrupts the contiguous presentation of content." Doesn't seem too broad, and I think it covers commercial breaks, pop-over ads, and in-text ads. It still allows for sponsorship messages, pre- and post-show commercials, and header, footer, and sidebar ads. What do any real lawyers think of that?

    6. Re:Bad idea. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Allow me to chime in with my idea.

      Let them blast off advertising at any volume they wish. Let it be as "invasive" as their marketing departments can concoct. Freedom!

      Well, except for one thing. Require that any advertisement block on TV is preceded and followed by a brief (short enough to be unnoticeable by human eye) visual signal. The signal should have strictly defined form, that is designed specifically so that it can be easily detected by automatic sensors, and be distinctive from any "normal" visual. Prohibit any use of such, or sufficiently similar, visual frames within advertising itself.

      Now TV manufacturers can add circuits to reduce volume, or even completely shut off the screen, during those ads, and viewers can buy such TVs and utilize their features as they see fit. Freedom!

    7. Re:Bad idea. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's a very easy way to legislate this problem. Enforce the cable card option and encourage people to use 3rd party pvrs that have commercial skip features. The volume will come right back in line with the shows when everyone's video recorder is capable of perfectly filtering out ads on any channels that choose ear-splitting deltas in volume.

      The main obstacle I can see at the moment is that the only real 3rd party contender at the moment appears to be Tivo, and their boxes cost more than renting a dvr from a cable company. Plus, you also have to buy the box...

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    8. Re:Bad idea. by unitron · · Score: 1

      Volume may be objective, depending upon one's definition of volume, but loudness is part psychological, and depends on a bunch of stuff.

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    9. Re:Bad idea. by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

      Objective comparison of the loudness: It's called ReplayGain. And it works very well for making all your music library's songs the same relative volume so you don't have to ever touch the volume a 2nd time when shuffling every song you have. No reason it couldn't be used to solve this problem. This is an incredibly simple problem to solve. Enforce ReplayGain processing, done. http://www.replaygain.org/

    10. Re:Bad idea. by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Do you measure the peaks? The frequency spread?

      Ah as an engineer you are attempting to overengineer the problem. Let the commercial producers keep the current parameters of the commercials and regulate networks to uniformly change the volume of commercials by 30% down. Problem solved.

    11. Re:Bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good, solid, technical solution. Allow me to present a social solution (therefore alleviating the need for new TV circuitry).

      Any ad can be as loud as the designer or marketeer wants it to be. However, if more than ten people phone a special hotline to complain about the loudness of that ad, the CEO of the marketing firm gets shot. If no sufficiently high-up manager can be found, we shoot the network manager. Let's see if those ads are still obnoxious after the first week of this new regimen. Me thinks not.

    12. Re:Bad idea. by cynyr · · Score: 1

      just make them broadcast at the same level, you know like line level. let the local machine/DSP handle fixing the sound. I agree about the invasive advertising. I would just like to be able to watch action movies when people are in bed with out spending the entire time messing with the volume. With all the space on blu-ray why isn't there a normalized audio track.

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    13. Re:Bad idea. by nsteinme · · Score: 1
      The majority of your post is good, however the first part is quite wrong.

      But there's no way to legislate such technical detail

      The metric you seek is anything that measures the average, absolute value of the sound signal amplitude (average loudness). Among other equally apt solutions offered in this thread, as frank_adrian314159 says in reply to you, average sound energy would be a good choice.

      because volume is subjective, not objective.

      hrm yeah, just like how a hot fart smells is subjective. weird how most people still know it smells bad.

      What about people who have hearing problems?

      So there's no point in regulating profanity on TV because deaf people can't hear it? (CC aside)

      The problem is something called "audio compression"

      Basically from this point on I agree with you. Another example of annoying-ass advertising is the "secondary event" shit at the bottom of the screen. Very distracting.

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  15. Let the techies at TV/radio stations speaks... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    I thought no matter how the ads source are like, the TV/radio techies has to 're-align' the sign so that they are in similar range (normalize, limit/compress, EQ). Yes? No? Why do we need more legislation?

    1. Re:Let the techies at TV/radio stations speaks... by niteice · · Score: 1

      Essentially, yes. The master control (final step before transmission) has the ability to change output volume. It isn't that hard to do so (either manually or automatically, depending on the existing setup).

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    2. Re:Let the techies at TV/radio stations speaks... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Master control can change volume with the twist of a knob, but that's not the problem. If you've got somebody sitting there "riding gain" trying to undo the compression the client paid to have applied before the recording of the spot ever got duplicated and a copy sent to "master control", the client is not going to be happy, and you don't stay in business by making your clients unhappy. Also, nobody's hand is fast enough or accurate enough to make those adjustments that precisely several dozen to several hundred times per second. You'd need an actual expander circuit (opposite of a compressor) to undo the compression which was done electronically also, rather than manually. And again, the client would be unhappy that you undid what they paid to have put in there.

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  16. another reason to avoid commercials by fermion · · Score: 1
    While I understand that TV programming is supported by commercials, and the viewers exist only to watch those commercials, it is this sort of thing that makes me feel less guilty about skipping commercials. In fact, I hardly watch commercials because TV is kind of passé. Most good shows are on the net a day or two after the first run. Most TV seasons can be bought for $30. That is 30-40 shows a year for the cost of cable.

    I would hope that advertisers would be considering how to keep TV relevant so that they can continue to have someone to watch the ads rather than continuing to alienate the few viewers they have left.

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    1. Re:another reason to avoid commercials by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      While I understand that TV programming is supported by commercials, and the viewers exist only to watch those commercials, it is this sort of thing that makes me feel less guilty about skipping commercials. In fact, I hardly watch commercials because TV is kind of passé. Most good shows are on the net a day or two after the first run. Most TV seasons can be bought for $30. That is 30-40 shows a year for the cost of cable.

      I would hope that advertisers would be considering how to keep TV relevant so that they can continue to have someone to watch the ads rather than continuing to alienate the few viewers they have left.

      I don't have cable, i just use Hulu and torrents, but the annoying thing is that this happens even on Hulu with certain ads. That makes me want to use more torrents, but i wouldn't mind ads if they weren't so much louder than the show.
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  17. I'm all for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I'll put money down and bet that ABC is one of the worst offenders. It's about damn time congress looked into this.

    1. Re:I'm all for it by NoYob · · Score: 1

      and I'll put money down and bet that ABC is one of the worst offenders. It's about damn time congress looked into this.

      Back when I had TV, TBS was god awful! And worse if you're watching something with Joaquin Phoenix with his dramatic whispering - you have the volume up to hear WTF he's whispering about and then BAM! to commercial you're jumping out of your skin! And even worse when it was Billy Mays(RIP) doing the commercial!

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    2. Re:I'm all for it by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And even worse when it was Billy Mays(RIP) doing the commercial!

      Billy Mays didn't need no stinking dynamic range compression. Billy Mays was always at full volume in real life.

    3. Re:I'm all for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just can't believe it took this long to work in a Billy Mays joke...

    4. Re:I'm all for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also in the after-life (obligatory South Park reference)

  18. But, but by pacsloof · · Score: 1

    This means Hadden Enterprises won't be born, and Contact will never happen...

    Please don't destroy my dreams, Congress, please...

  19. Shitty Options by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many TVs have the ability to auto-level stuff.

    But if you've got audio running to a receiver, the receiver has to do it (and likely doesn't).

    At best, you've got dynamic range compression modes, which kill off the sound quality for normal programming.

    Even if we have a magical loudness law that everyone magically decides to abide by, the latest tactic I've seen is far more annoying.

    Commercials now exploit surround sound to the extreme. The soundstage is either panning back and forth and around, or the ad is done in such a way that billy is on my left and molly is on my right and mom is shaking and baking that chicken directly inside my fucking subwoofer.

    1. Re:Shitty Options by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Many TVs have the ability to auto-level stuff.

      And, as you say, it's a shitty option. Smart Sound is one of the trademarked terms for it. If the show you're watching has quiet scenes, you hear this hissing noise start coming up, and when the next word comes out of a character it's loud and squelches down rapidly.

      I have TiVo, and if I forget to fast-forward over the commercials, their loudness wakes me up and gets me to fast-forward anyway (or rather reverse to see how much of the show I just missed).

      More annoying is how some stations are louder than others. Some channels on my cable differ in volume by 15 dB: one show is comfortable at -25 dB, another I have to turn to -10 dB.

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    2. Re:Shitty Options by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Funny

      or the ad is done in such a way that billy is on my left and molly is on my right and mom is shaking and baking that chicken directly inside my fucking subwoofer.

      Billy: WHAT IS FOR DINNER TONIGHT MOM?

      Mom: WHY GREAT TASTING BRAND X SHAKE-N-BAKE CHICKEN OF COURSE!

      Molly: OH GOODY, JUST WHAT WE WANTED!

      <Mom shakes and bakes the chicken in the subwoofer>

      Subwoofer: SCRIBBBEEE...SHABOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

      NARRATOR: MMMMMMM! CAN YOU SMELL THAT? REMEMBER, BRAND X SHAKE-N-BAKE CHICKEN FOR YOUR NEXT MEAL!

      Subwoofer: SHABABOOOM!

    3. Re:Shitty Options by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Well, what can I say, it works even as a text ad!

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    4. Re:Shitty Options by sheph · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've read in a while, thanks!!

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  20. Range compression by gringer · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is an issue with Dynamic range compression use by broadcasters and advertisers to increase the apparent volume of sound while staying within legislated limits. That trick is not something that can be easily regulated, unless you do something silly like requiring all sound clips to be stored on records.

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    1. Re:Range compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So forget amplitude, measure the average power of the signal. Doesn't take loudness perception into account, but it's a good start.

    2. Re:Range compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i think the fact we can easily hear the difference means that it can be easily classified by sound engineers.

      you'll find that tv companies have compliance document for independant producers technical specs, and in there they will say what is the "average" audio level (generally dialog) and what is the peak (i.e. kaboom!). Its not rocket science.

      DRC is not a problem, its only when you apply post DRC gain to raise the average level up that it gets annoying.

      stuff like that made me cancel my satellite subscription and now i don't own a tv. everything is available on torrents sans the crap that these companies put out (and seriously? if you pay a monthly subscription for tv you shouldn't have to watch damn adverts in the middle of the sodding shows you paid for. paying for the priviledge of watching adverts? feck off)

    3. Re:Range compression by pyster · · Score: 1

      Um, you regulate it at the source, not the destination.

    4. Re:Range compression by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It's fixed by using the volume difference as a cue for automatic commercial skip.

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    5. Re:Range compression by unitron · · Score: 1

      You don't mean phonograph records, do you?

      Audio can be compressed going onto one of those just like it can be going onto a tape or into an Analog/Digital Converter.

      Back in the mid '70s promo copies of 45s sent to radio stations had one side that was monaural and EQ'ed and compressed and limited for play on AM stations and typical AM radios, and the other side was stereo and not as "hot" and intended for FM stations.

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    6. Re:Range compression by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      You know what's strange, is that after the big conversion to digital TV.. I get some strange audio problems.. For instance there have been many commercials where the commercial was playing, and the background music was playing, but the voice over wasn't.. I have also experienced it a few time on some programs, but that is more rare.

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  21. Volume and Loudness are different things by mcsporran · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've seen this here in Oz, smarmy TV spokesdrones telling us that the volume is no higher during the ads, this is true, as they are discussing the peak value in decibels.

    What they don't mention is the loudness (the amount of sound) has been cranked right up, which is why they are too "loud"

    When we want to discuss loudness, they always come back with irrelevant facts about volume.

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    1. Re:Volume and Loudness are different things by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Huh. I always thought volume was loudness, or at least ambiguously all-encompassing and including loudness. I've always used amplitude to refer to the maximum possible instantaneous value. Interesting.

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  22. Loud ads are a major nuisance by Borg453b · · Score: 1

    Let's get a similar legislation in the EU

    ( .. and this is coming from a guy that works with advertising )

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  23. commercials? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    I fixed my problem. I turned off cable/satellite, signed up to x-box and netflix. No more commercials, and and currently have an online library of well over a years worth of stuff lined up to watch.

    Did I mention no more commercials?

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  24. That's a BENEFIT of his algorithmn by jeko · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the commercials stay quiet altogether? That's not a failure, that's a "happy accident."

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    1. Re:That's a BENEFIT of his algorithmn by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      Some commercials are silent
      it makes you look at the TV to see what is wrong with it . . .

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    2. Re:That's a BENEFIT of his algorithmn by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Some commercials are silent

      But 99% of them are not -- they're loud and annoying. Can someone from the ad industry comment why they talk so much in commercials, even when they have nothing to say? Do you guys get paid by the number of words?

  25. Legislate better volume controls by syousef · · Score: 1

    There should be 2 volumes you can set on the TV.

    1. Existing TV volume
    2. Decibel limit

    Once the decibel limit is reached the tv set compensates by turning itself down in real time.

    Legislate that every TV sold has number 2 on the basis of health and safety. Stiff fines for not complying or trying to circumvent.

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    1. Re:Legislate better volume controls by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      That's not something you need to legislate. If it's a better feature then people will buy it, you don't need to force it on everybody.

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    2. Re:Legislate better volume controls by TheSync · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There should be 2 volumes you can set on the TV.

      1. Existing TV volume
      2. Decibel limit

      The problem is that perceived loudness is not simply sound pressure level, but it is weighted spectrally, and often has temporal qualities (a loud noise in the middle of quiet may be perceived as louder than a continuous high loudness) as well as semantic qualities (a loud gunshot is not perceived as loud as equivalently "loud" talking).

      ITU-R BS.1770 is the best non-temporal/non-semantic measure we have for use right now.

    3. Re:Legislate better volume controls by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      There should be 2 volumes you can set on the TV.

      1. Existing TV volume
      2. Decibel limit


      Once the decibel limit is reached the tv set compensates by turning itself down in real time.

      Legislate that every TV sold has number 2 on the basis of health and safety. Stiff fines for not complying or trying to circumvent.

      Unfortunately, you are just as clueless as the polictians trying to pass laws to address this "problem". So you established a decibel limit of "X". The typical TV program will hit this limit occasionaly, but not very often. The typical commercial will be at .0000001 below X *ALL THE TIME*. That's the key. Because of compression, commercials can sound louder that programs while never exceeding a particular decibel level.

      This is nothing new. People have been complaining for decades that commercials are "louder than the programs" and each time the broadcasters say "look at the levels -- the commercials never exceed the same maximum level as the programs".

    4. Re:Legislate better volume controls by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Then you are just running dynamic range compression on the TV, and you lose the dynamic range in the content you are actually watching. I'm opposed to that. Now that we're on digital broadcast TV, why can't we just have ads get a bit set so that the TV can be set to automatically mute them? Then, if advertisers want you to actually hear what they have to say, they'll have to stop being so annoying about it so you can turn that feature off. More realistically, after skimming all the comments posted here so far, I think that the most reasonable solution suggested has been an average sound level limit for commercial programming. Except for Billy Mays reruns, of course, because his voice would be pretty creepy if it were quiet.

    5. Re:Legislate better volume controls by syousef · · Score: 1

      Thanks for calling me clueless.

      What you do if the commercial is loud is turn down the decibel limit until it's not loud, then when your movie comes on it sits below the decibel limit and isn't as loud. That'd allow you to equalise the two.

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  26. I resent the implication! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows the television broadcasters never turn up the volume for the commercials -- that would be unethical! They turn down the volume for the actual programs instead.

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  27. Whoring for votes by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am by no means opposed to regulating advertising; if anything, there is not nearly enough regulation of advertising. That said, unlike intrusive junk mail in all its forms -- postal, spam, telemarketing -- television advertising isn't attached to anything vital and is therefore easy to avoid: turn off the TV. No one needs television, and its one practical use -- news -- is much better satisfied by literally every other medium by which news is available. It's just a source of entertainment, and it is almost completely paid for by advertising. If you want to watch TV, the terrible hardship you must endure is hitting the mute button when the ads come up, you poor thing.

    This is nothing more than a politician looking to score some easy votes by attacking something that everyone dislikes but which, since it actually harms no one, won't matter much if the bill disappears in committee and is never seen again. Congress' time would be better spent doing something about unavoidable forms of advertising instead of making a fuss about one of the few entirely avoidable forms.

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    1. Re:Whoring for votes by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      You don't need the Internet. You don't need the newspaper. You don't need to talk to anyone. You don't need mail. You don't need much of anything other than food, water, and air. But it sure is nice, though, isn't it. I mean, what if every five minutes, someone screamed in the street about medication or fast food. Sure, you can run away. Sure, you can hold your ears. But you shouldn't have to. If you got thirty pieces of junk mail in your mailbox every day, you can easily just throw it away. You can easily not open it. But you shouldn't have to. And do I really need to get started on spam in your email? Most filters automatically strip it. But what if you didn't have those filters? That's alot of junk mail to deal with. You can just delete it all yourself. But you shouldn't have to.

      Also, technically, all forms of advertising are avoidable. You don't have to look at anything. You can never listen to the radio, or watch TV. You can pay someone to drive you around, so you don't have to see billboards. You can never read the newspaper. You can avoid all magazines. You can grow all your own food, and never leave your property. But should you have to?

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    2. Re:Whoring for votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you to say that entertainment isn't a huge and important part of our daily lives? I don't even watch T.V. anymore, but to say I don't need a certain level of entertainment to stay reasonably happy is a lie. Some people are fine with T.V. being their chunk of happiness in a day, and you have no right to say what can and cannot harm these people. I agree that Congress's time could be better spent, but compared to some of the other legislation going on, this is pro-consumer and pro-individual legislative gold. Oh, and I'm not just an Obama humper... I hate the puppet and the game he's a part of as much as the next intellectual citizen.

      Also, I remember a fairly important document written by our forefathers that mentioned something about the pursuit of happiness, so the people arguably have a right to a pleasant T.V. experience.

    3. Re:Whoring for votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress' time would be better spent doing something about unavoidable forms of advertising instead

      Its a good thing the founding fathers went to so much effort so that congress could "do something" about every little inconvenience in life.

    4. Re:Whoring for votes by evilviper · · Score: 1

      No one needs television, and its one practical use -- news -- is much better satisfied by literally every other medium by which news is available.

      Yes, because every event in the world can be adequately described by a grainy B&W still photo, and a few lines of text. The destruction of the World Trade Center, for one. No doubt you got the gist of it on the radio...

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    5. Re:Whoring for votes by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      This is nothing more than a politician looking to score some easy votes by attacking something that everyone dislikes but which, since it actually harms no one, won't matter much if the bill disappears in committee and is never seen again. Congress' time would be better spent doing something about unavoidable forms of advertising instead of making a fuss about one of the few entirely avoidable forms.

      Oh, God forbid a Congressman panders for votes by doing something the people want! How dare they?!

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    6. Re:Whoring for votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harms no one? Your kidding arn't you? I mean do you understand how people loose their hearing? Many people suffer loss in their hearing due to loud noise. MP3 players and the old walkman are capable of damaging hearing and so are TV's. Distorted noise from most TV's are worse as people need a higher volume to hear and recognise speech.

      So People tent to turn up the volume to hear voices and then when ad's come on they must quickly mute, or be blasted (and potentially damage their hearing). Of course this is not always easy to tell so people DO get blasted with noise when the ads start, even if they do mute. As everyone is different, some people are more prone to damage than others and should be aware that if they experience tinnitus, they have damaged their ears.

      When I was living with my parents, I couldn't watch at the same time as them as they needed much higher volumes to hear the speech, and this was uncomfortable to me. When my nan came over I had to get out the house!

      Anyway TV is good and bad have you never seem a good moive or watched a good debate or seem a funny skecth show, or watched amazing nature programs in HD??? should I go on? Of course there is plenty of dribble too.

    7. Re:Whoring for votes by nsteinme · · Score: 1

      seems like you're under-exaggerating the difference between "whoring for votes" and "spending their time better on something else". the war on child porn, the war on drugs, and the war on terror are all examples of what i would consider legitimate "whoring for votes."

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  28. How about instead banning drug commercials by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    I've spent the past 5 years in Germany and Japan and while I don't watch much TV, I have been at hotels and just flicked it on for a little bit. While TV is pretty stupid the world round(Germany has a show about a monkey veterinarian and is obsessed with model shows, Japan has a lot of shows where you watch people watching TV....), what is refreshing is what I DIDNT see, namely commercials for drugs(most of which have a generic equivalent that does pretty much the same thing) and commercials for lawyers. Banning these drug commercials would pretty much automatically lower health care costs IMO.

  29. Political ads by ewg · · Score: 1

    What? No exemption for campaign commercials?!

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  30. This even happens on Hulu. by Facegarden · · Score: 1

    This even happens a lot on Hulu, and I have to turn it down whenever those commercials come on, because its really annoying.

    I don't really know if legislation is the answer, but honestly its annoying and I really wish *something* could be done about it, since the content distributors don't seem to care.
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    1. Re:This even happens on Hulu. by WilliamBaughman · · Score: 1

      At least Hulu let's you choose "like" or "dislike" for ads. I find that if I choose "dislike" enough time for an ad, it stops coming up.

  31. Not that simple by dollar99 · · Score: 1

    The "volume" of commercials is exactly the same as television shows. Someone screaming on a TV show is just as loud as someone screaming on a commercial. The trick that commercials do is compress all of the audio into the high range. There are no quiet subtle sounds in a commercial. To make commercials not audibly jump out at you TV channels would have to run a filter with an algorithm to reduce the perceived volume of commercials. This could also easily be done by a human. Both methods require another step in the process which costs money, and is technically lowering the volume of commercials below that of TV shows. Advertisers will fight it forever or find another way around it.

    1. Re:Not that simple by MindPrison · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He's right you know, the volume IS the same. ...the trick they use however, is to speak at the maximum level before audio clipping occurs, and that's pretty darn loud.

      Not only that, they also pump up the middle tones (The audible sound spectrum is ca. 100hz to 20 khz), and the frequencies at 500-3khz is where speech is located, you can make it sound like it's 10 times louder - and STILL keep the same volume. ;)

      This is a well known "secret" in the business.

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    2. Re:Not that simple by catmistake · · Score: 1

      well... you're right and you're wrong. The first sentence of your post is almost entirely incorrect. The commercials sound louder because they really are louder. Yes, yes, advertisers use compression and adding gain in an attempt to thwart the limiters built into most new TVs. However, at the same time, yes, the grunt in the network's production hole has actually set the actual gain of the commercials up to 10-25dB higher volume pressure than the program you are watching. They do this because advertisers have requested it, and advertisers pay for them to exist. And we know that the networks are doing this because they have admitted to doing so. Every story I've seen on it details this fact.

    3. Re:Not that simple by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. I must stress that the volume REALLY is the same.

      The reason I know this so well, is because I am both a technician AND an animator, and my former colleagues at a tv station has told me this, because I actually wrongfully complained and accused them of "pumping up the volume" when the ads come up.

      The answer I got from her - was, "that's what everyone believes", and she could most certainly understand it, and appreciate the irritating effect it has, but there is much more to it than that.

      What they also do - is to take advantage of the lower volume content has (eg. a movie), and the ads are broadcast at the maximum allowable volume set by rules and regulations (yes - we have a law in our country about this, incredibly enough).

      I wish I had a link for this to document it to you, but I really do believe my college when she claims this, she's a professional.

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    4. Re:Not that simple by unitron · · Score: 1

      Depending on your definition of "volume". The maximum level is the same. Compressed material hovers at that level much more of the time.

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    5. Re:Not that simple by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. I must stress that the volume REALLY is the same.

      Actually, you are incorrect, and I must stress this to infinity because this idea keeps getting repeated. It's flat wrong.

      The reason I know this so well, is because I am both a technician AND an animator,

      ... which makes you... a layman, and gives you no insight into how audio really works...

      and my former colleagues at a tv station

      ...obviously don't work in audio either.

      What they also do - is to take advantage of the lower volume content has (eg. a movie), and the ads are broadcast at the maximum allowable volume set by rules and regulations (yes - we have a law in our country about this, incredibly enough).

      No... this is ridiculous. If this was true, you could have your car stereo on, but volume on minimum, and if the source was broadcast with "maximum volume" you could hear the broadcast. Of course you can't. You can't broadcast volume pressure on radio waves. It's an absurd notion.

      All compression does is reduce the dynamic range. If the headroom is x db, you can use a compressor to make the whole track, soft noises and loud ones, become the same decibel level, and use up all x db of available headroom. But sound pressure is different from meter level on consoles (though they use the same units).

      You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what compression can do. Gain staging, of course, increases volume pressure. Most compressors have a gain control. But it can't go beyond the available headroom (most if not all modern studios can track audio right up to 0db in digital, and +12db or more in analog). When people say CD's are getting louder... strictly speaking, this isn't true. Yes, they pumped out a few more db... but what makes new CDs 'loud' is the reduction in dynamic range... not some mystical process that makes your hifi louder.

      the ONLY possible way that commercials are louder is that the gain is set louder than the program. Compression adds to the effect... but its simple enough to prove. Get a db meter (there's even a few db meter iphone apps). If the program you're watching (with your tv set at some nominal level) is averaging, say, 45db of pressure, the commercials will come in about 10db higher. This is impossible, I repeat, this is IMPOSSIBLE to achieve with compression. If the volume wasn't louder, but only seemed louder, the db meter would reflect that. But it won't, trust me (I'm a profession audio engineer for the last 15 years). The commercials REALLY ARE LOUDER.

      But... why? It is, of course, by design. The advertisers request it, and the networks are happy to comply. Loud commercials get noticed. Noticed ads lead to more sales. I've seen at least 3 news stories about this 'perception,' and in all of them, the networks ADMIT the gain is higher on commercials. It's not the compression, its the gain. Commercials seem louder because they are.

      Don't take my word for it, and stop listening to'experts.' Go get a db meter. Check for yourself.

    6. Re:Not that simple by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      Okay, I think we're mis communicating here, and I may be using the wrong terminology.

      Let's put it in a different way.

      The maximum allowed db levels are not to be exceeded (maximum volume if you want). According to my colleague - these values are fixed, they are not allowed to exceed these.

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    7. Re:Not that simple by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      Yes, spot on, this is exactly she meant - The maximum level is the same, this cannot be exceeded.

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    8. Re:Not that simple by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The maximum allowed db levels are not to be exceeded (maximum volume if you want). According to my colleague - these values are fixed, they are not allowed to exceed these.

      yes, they are fixed at 0db, as that is the maximum theoretical level for a digital signal... anything over that will 'clip'

      no, audio signals don't work at all like you've described, your colleague is confused afa "not allowed," unless that's a local vernacular for "not possible."

  32. You people are freaking crybabies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are freaking crybabies. Who cares how loud the commercials are? Get a life.

    You wouldn't understand freedom if it knocked you upside the head.

    1. Re:You people are freaking crybabies. by pyster · · Score: 1

      You wouldnt understand that freedom is a lie that you convinced yourself of. broadcasters are already regulated. How about we stop regulating the CONTENT and regulate HOW THE FUCK IT IS DELIVERED.

  33. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The solution to the problem is very easy.

    1. Put forth legislation saying that the new policy will be "anytime any consumer complains about commercial volume levels, the network will be fined $100, with no oversight or guards against abuse." I.e., threaten to put complete ultimate power in the viewers' hands. Bitchy viewers will be able to drain as much money from the companies as they want--the only limiting factor will be how many times they can dial the phone number.

    2. Continue to advance this plan while the networks scream in protest. If they don't believe you will actually implement the new policy, it won't work.

    3. Notice how suddenly commercials don't seem to be louder than the programs around they anymore. Almost as if the networks have always had the technical capacity but just never had the *motivation* to do it.

    4. Quietly drop the legislation you no longer need.

    1. Re:Easy solution by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      5. Just kidding! Pass it anyway

      6. ???

      7. Profit!

  34. Um, we need this by pyster · · Score: 1

    Seriously, those of you who think we dont need this are just retarded. The commercials are fucken three times louder than the shows sometime. Comedy central is the fucken worse at this. Southpark with low volume and then BOOOM with the fucken commercials. Solve the problem with technology? Um, no. The one thing the FCC should be doing is controlling the technological aspects of transmission. Jesus... I hate gobberment interference with anything... but fuck. We need a SINGLE STANDARD TRASNSMISSION VOLUME. I would like to see a knives fall out of the sky and kill anyone who is against this idea. /. users often make me want to smoke crack just to get to their level of fucken stupid.

    1. Re:Um, we need this by pyster · · Score: 1

      OMFG if i read any more of the assinine comments here on this subject my head will fucken explode. Fucken douche bags. The one thing the fucken FCC should be involved in is regulating HOW things are transmitted. How can anyone be against fucken standardizing this? AAARRRRRRRRGGGGG.

      I fucken want tits on broadcast TV and the commercial volume to be normalized.

  35. And their counter is? by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1

    Add some noise or crank up the gain right before the commercial airs.
    That silent staredown would suddenly have a hash of white noise/crickets a tenth of a second before the commercial.

  36. I Like Loud Commercials by Maltheus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Loud commercials are the perfect reminder that I've forgotten to fast forward the DVR. Commercials that employ this behavior are really just shooting themselves in the foot (not to mention the station's foot).

    1. Re:I Like Loud Commercials by Anonymatt · · Score: 1

      I love loud commercials because they are are one of the major ways I find out about products I'd like to purchase.

    2. Re:I Like Loud Commercials by El_Oscuro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please turn in your geek card immediately.

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    3. Re:I Like Loud Commercials by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Please turn in your geek card immediately.

      Whatever! I bought like ten of them! There was a special at Walmart, didn't you see the ad?

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  37. If the federal government can regulate that... by dirkdodgers · · Score: 1

    If the federal government can regulate that television commercials not be slightly louder than adjoining programming, then what can't the federal government regulate?

    The type of lightbulbs we can use?

    Oh, wait, we've already crossed that bridge. Alright guys, I give up, you win. Tell me when the new Right to Exist tax is coming due (mandatory health insurance coverage), and I'll send that check right over to you. Will you be sending someone by to pickup my first born while you're at it?

  38. If volume louder = commercial by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

    I hate the loud commercials ( ones I don't skip with TiVo ) but like others, don't think it requires the government to step in.

    Instead, we just need DVRs to skip or TVs to mute, what it deems to be commericials. If relative volume worked well to find and negate the commercials, the networks would be encouraged to level the volume to as not to get skipped or muted.

    1. Re:If volume louder = commercial by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have another option. It's called "buying the DVDs". More and more stuff is going direct to DVD, and sooner or later we'll be able to just buy television shows without them actually being on television. If we ignored it, it would go away...

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  39. What is a TV? by sakdoctor · · Score: 1
  40. Audio Compression by wooferhound · · Score: 3, Informative

    I used to work at a TV station and we never did anything to alter the sound of any of the programming or commercials. I am sure that almost all other broadcasters have the same policy. In fact the sound Can't be louder because of the technology, if the audio is too loud the audio will become distorted or unlistionable.

    The problem actually occurs when the commercial is edited down during filming and production. This is where the sound is Compressed which essentially brings all of the Lower volume portions of the sound Up to much higher volumes often equaling the the Higher volume portions of the sound. This is not really any louder. The highest levels are not affected so it's not actually louder, but since the lower volumes have been pumped up, it appears to be louder.

    The summery here is that, it's not a problem with the Broadcasters, the problem is with the Advertisers. The ability for a broadcaster to detect and correct this problem would be huge if not impossible. I can understand why the FCC gave up on it the first time.

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    1. Re:Audio Compression by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem actually occurs when the commercial is edited down during filming and production. This is where the sound is Compressed which essentially brings all of the Lower volume portions of the sound Up to much higher volumes often equaling the the Higher volume portions of the sound. This is not really any louder. The highest levels are not affected so it's not actually louder, but since the lower volumes have been pumped up, it appears to be louder.

      This is exactly the sort of bullshit excuse that broadcasters/advertisers will use to get around any legislation introduced. "The ads really aren't any louder than the content, they only sound louder." Well guess what? THERE'S NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE! Their audience is people, not sound meters, so it does not matter what their instruments read - if the ads sound louder to human ears, then they really are louder.

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    2. Re:Audio Compression by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am glad that I dug through the postings to find your intelligent response to the "loudness" of commercials. You are right on the nose with it being related to compression.

      I have been toying with the idea of creating a "compression detector" (in hardware because I am a hardware geek) that can detect the sustained amplitude of a signal (indicating compression.. aka commercials) and then automatically pad it down by 20 dB. When the compression goes away, so does the padding. This would have a really cool effect of nearly muting commercials and could be a retrofit device between your receiver and an external amp.

      If anyone with an oscilloscope looked at the audio component you can see the effects of compression. All of the signals, irrespective of frequency or natural amplitude are boosted up to a uniform level. This is also why commercials sound so harsh, normal speech has lows and highs of sound level, commercials just ramp it all up to get the maximum effect. I am sure that some marketing wankers have focus groups going that consider it a positive attribute when a commercial causes you to wince and reach for the volume control.

      If there was a small circuit (like an op-amp) that could be hacked together with Radio Shack parts by any 14 year old (and the schematic freely available for download off of the internet) you can bet that some enterprising folks would mass-market a box (of course they would have to subtitle their commercials because we will all be on mute).

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    3. Re:Audio Compression by tftp · · Score: 1

      I have been toying with the idea of creating a "compression detector" (in hardware because I am a hardware geek) that can detect the sustained amplitude of a signal (indicating compression.. aka commercials) and then automatically pad it down by 20 dB. When the compression goes away, so does the padding. This would have a really cool effect of nearly muting commercials and could be a retrofit device between your receiver and an external amp.

      You probably want a power meter. Imagine an orchestra with two instruments - A and B. A is playing loud, and B is quiet. The oscilloscope shows the waveform of A, with a little of B overlaid on top of it. B does not affect anything. In frequency domain you see the tone(s) of A going to the top of the screen, and tone(s) of B being tens of dB below.

      Now use a compressor. It amplifies all signals, and then trims the tops (which happen to be instrument A.) Now you have tones of A and B at the same level. It causes some distortion due to nonlinearity of the process, but that can be dealt with, most compressors are far more complex than two diodes in parallel.

      So if you want to detect loudness of commercials, record some, and the shows, and then run the FFT on them in something like Audacity. If you see the difference, that's what you base your detector on. You just need to calculate some statistics on the FFT bins. For example, sum of heights of all bins (the integral, scaled) tells you the power in the channel. You can also calculate the power out of the voltage on a resistive load, but you still need to sample the waveform very fast, use the formula p=u^2/r and then integrate it over some time. The volume meters don't do that, they only latch onto peak voltage because their purpose is to detect peaks. They do report peak power, in a way, but they don't tell you if that peak power was happening for 100 microseconds or for 100 milliseconds.

      If there was a small circuit (like an op-amp) that could be hacked together with Radio Shack parts by any 14 year old (and the schematic freely available for download off of the internet) you can bet that some enterprising folks would mass-market a box

      I can certainly build such a box, but I don't need it for myself because I don't care about TV at all, and most people on /. who still watch TV have MythTV that seems to have that detector done in software, and the rest of the society are not mobile enough to leave the couch and do something. Besides, how will they connect that box? They'd need cables and an external amplifier. Majority of TV owners just have the TV unit; it has an output, sure, but there is no way to route the processed audio back into the internal audio amplifier.

    4. Re:Audio Compression by jc79 · · Score: 1

      Any legislative solution to this issue needs to address compression rather than max dBs. Maybe the legislation could be worded so as to apply to any broadcast advertising material that has intentionally been produced so as to be perceived as louder than the typical perceived loudness of a television programme. The key word here is 'perceived'.

    5. Re:Audio Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people aren't sound meters, but the methods used to enforce the policy will be.

    6. Re:Audio Compression by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      I watch many shows on Fox 4 DFW and they suck at volume. The network shows seem to be about half the volume of the local broadcasts. When the evening news comes on, I either hit 1/2 mute or turn the volume down by half so the news is close to the same volume the previous shows and commercials were at. To make things worse, the commercials for the newscast are the same way. You never know when the TV is about to blow you away with a local newscast commercial.

    7. Re:Audio Compression by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, the beauty is that if you've already got one of their gizmos, you're already a customer and they don't need you to hear them.

      Though they could put an uncompressed track on their commercial, saying something like "If you have one of our devices, don't you love it that this is the only commercial you can hear? Isn't the lack of shouting just glorious? If you don't have one of our devices, please enjoy this quiet ad and buy our product so this is the only type of ad you will hear from now on - eliminate the shouting by calling 1-888-STFU-ADS..." :)

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    8. Re:Audio Compression by croddy · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a TV station and we never did anything to alter the sound of any of the programming or commercials.

      This is our complaint exactly. We would very much like you to alter the sound of the programming or commercials to reduce the volume. If you did this, we might actually let the commercials play without muting the system.

    9. Re:Audio Compression by catmistake · · Score: 1

      oh, ffs. What exactly did you do for this TV station? Because you obviously were not an engineer. The absurd notion you suggest is repeated ad infinitum. You don't understand compression, nor the difference between signal level and sound pressure. Compression merely reduces dynamic range. Let's say the original signal has 40db of dynamic range, and peaks at 50db of sound pressure. Compression can reduce the range of 40db to, well... almost nothing... compression can squash it at a ration of 1:2, 1:4, 1:20, or 1: , making the dynamic range anything from 20db down to nothing... but this will do nothing to increase the 50db of sound pressure. Adding gain increases sound pressure. Yes, they compress commercials dynamic range, but what makes the commercials louder (and sound louder) is the added gain. Using a db meter, it is academic to prove this beyond a reasonable doubt. The commercials come in at least 10db higher in the real world (not just the 'perceived' world of some deluded slashdotters). Another way to achieve the same results is using limiters. They set the limits of the program lower than the limits of the commercials. Strictly speaking, limiting is a kind of compression, but its not the compression itself that makes the commercials louder... its that the program is limited lower than the commercials are limited.

    10. Re:Audio Compression by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Actually, if anyone would care to take a db meter to a TV, they would see that the commercials hit anywhere from 10-25db higher than the program. This is not merely perceived increased loudness. This is an actual, measurable increase in sound pressure. The incorrect (and absurd) notion that compression increases sound pressure keeps getting repeated by these idiots that think they are clever, but they are absolutely incorrect. The commercials are louder.

    11. Re:Audio Compression by catmistake · · Score: 1

      All of the signals, irrespective of frequency or natural amplitude are boosted up to a uniform level.

      no, well, maybe... but you've sort of got it wrong. Compression compresses. It doesn't boost. The gain is what boosts the signal level, and this will correspond to an increase in sound pressure. Compression alone cannot increase sound pressure levels, and actually will reduce sound pressure levels... so they turn up the gain to return the compressed signal to some arbitrary volume.

      You don't need a 'compression detector,' just use your ears. That's what engineers do.

      The commercials really are louder, i.e. they have more sound pressure than the programs. Anyone with a decibel meter and a TV show and commercials to watch can prove this.

    12. Re:Audio Compression by rgviza · · Score: 1

      Good luck training a machine to decide what the perceived volume is then decide how the human ear is perceiving it in relation to the television programming. Unfortunately sound meters are how machines decide what volume is, and the sound meters only understand peaks, which are the same for the programming and the commercials.

      There are average volume meters but the relationship between what they read, and what you are hearing is tenuous at best. That's why a real engineer relies on his ears, not the meters. All the meters are good for is to keep you from clipping a signal.

      You have no idea how sound engineering works...

      I'll do you a favor. Go learn something: http://www.digido.com/loudness-war-explained.html

      If you want to be able to hold an intelligent conversation about sound, study every article on the site.

      For purposes of the link I gave you, think of the original recording as the tv show, with the LOUD WIMPY SOUND BEING THE COMMERCIAL. The peak levels are the same, but the average volume (aka perceived volume) is much higher. So to make the perceived volumes match, you either brick wall limit the tv show to sound as horrible as the commercial (which wouldn't really work, continue reading), which is a violation of contract, since you are tampering with the programming, or you have a guy sitting there on the board turn the commercial down, which is also tampering with the material and will cost you your advertisers. Since all commercials are mixed differently, it'd be a non-stop job to keep the apparent volume of the commercials right and a human would have to do it.

      If it were regulated there'd be no way to measure whether or not a broadcaster was compliant since all sound volume measurement devices register peak volume. The volumes would "match" right now with no regulation.

      The problem lies with the people that make the commercials. The engineers on the commercials are getting paid by these people and if you want to get paid, you do what you are told.

      This is why I don't watch TV. TV doesn't care and I know it. I just don't like the constant auditory assault every few minutes. It drives me crazy.

      If you don't like it, watch a pay cable channel, or watch movies. Stop supporting broadcasters that take overcompressed ads from advertisers.

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    13. Re:Audio Compression by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Good luck training a machine to decide what the perceived volume is then decide how the human ear is perceiving it in relation to the television programming. Unfortunately sound meters are how machines decide what volume is, and the sound meters only understand peaks, which are the same for the programming and the commercials.

      There are average volume meters but the relationship between what they read, and what you are hearing is tenuous at best. That's why a real engineer relies on his ears, not the meters. All the meters are good for is to keep you from clipping a signal.

      OK, I think we agree. It doesn't really matter what the meters display, what matters is what people hear. What I was suggesting was that a regulated broadcast/advertising industry would rely on measurements rather than subjective judgment. And that would be ineffective at best, if not downright dishonest.

      You have no idea how sound engineering works...

      You're right, I don't.

      I'll do you a favor. Go learn something: http://www.digido.com/loudness-war-explained.html

      Thanks. That was interesting.

      If you want to be able to hold an intelligent conversation about sound, study every article on the site.

      Get all my information on a subject from only one source? I'd rather remain ignorant thanks.

      For purposes of the link I gave you, think of the original recording as the tv show, with the LOUD WIMPY SOUND BEING THE COMMERCIAL. The peak levels are the same, but the average volume (aka perceived volume) is much higher. So to make the perceived volumes match, you either brick wall limit the tv show to sound as horrible as the commercial (which wouldn't really work, continue reading), which is a violation of contract, since you are tampering with the programming, or you have a guy sitting there on the board turn the commercial down, which is also tampering with the material and will cost you your advertisers. Since all commercials are mixed differently, it'd be a non-stop job to keep the apparent volume of the commercials right and a human would have to do it.

      If it were regulated there'd be no way to measure whether or not a broadcaster was compliant since all sound volume measurement devices register peak volume. The volumes would "match" right now with no regulation.

      Again, I think we agree. You're adding technical weight to my somewhat cynical, uneducated, based-entirely-on-observation-and-commonsense suspicions.

      The problem lies with the people that make the commercials. The engineers on the commercials are getting paid by these people and if you want to get paid, you do what you are told.

      No, the problem is that the broadcasters accept ads that are too loud so the advertisers keep making them that way. They are both at fault. Although, it does make me wonder why the problem of the ads being louder than the programmed content is much more prevalent on one station than on another, even though they show mostly the same ads. (the discrepancy is particularly noticeable here in .au between Ten and Nine)

      This is why I don't watch TV. TV doesn't care and I know it. I just don't like the constant auditory assault every few minutes. It drives me crazy.

      Fair enough. I do watch TV, but if the ads are too loud, I hit the mute button on the remote. (Hey advertisers! Read this - If your ads are too loud, I won't hear them. Got it?)

      If you don't like it, watch a pay cable channel, or watch movies. Stop supporting broadcasters that take overcompressed ads from advertisers.

      Or you can complain to the broadcaster. A carefully considered, well written letter of complaint is considered far more seriously than an email or phone call. I can recall many years ago hearing that a single letter of complaint represents about 1,000 dissatisfied customers, whereas a phone call equates to about 20. And I wouldn't be surprised if an email were even less.

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    14. Re:Audio Compression by socceroos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there is a glaring hole in your logic: it makes sense.

  41. Re:How about...facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This idea:
    Make them meet specs on the program volume. Unlike AM radio where everything was compressed/limited to as "loud sounding as possible", what makes it possible for commercials to really blast is the fact not that they're turned up extra loud -- the program is turned down to leave headroom for that crap -- the commercials are at 0 dB. So, it's actually *you* that turned up the TV too darn loud, because you couldn't hear the regular program unless you did. You had to because they limited the program to like -20dB.

    Stinks to be so easily manipulated, eh?

    And yeah, goodluckwiththat. Good programs have good dynamic range and may be soft for extended periods normally, with no trickery going on.

  42. xine has a volume normalizer...tv's could do this by keneng · · Score: 1

    I recall turning on the volume normalizer feature in "xine" and other media players. If the volume cranks up in the movie, xine gracefully lowers/limits the volume to what I consider acceptable. Something like this could be simply implemented as a value-add feature in new televisions.

  43. I watched TV for the first time in years recently by N0Man74 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    After being TV free (only watching shows digitally on my PC for several years) and going back to Cable and Satellite TV was a shocker. I had forgotten how bad this could be. There were commercials that would distort on the television speakers because they were so loud.

    It may seem like a small problem, but constantly fidgeting with the volume every commercial in order to prevent waking up other family members, or falling asleep during a show and being startled awake by a very loud commercial is a huge nuisance.

    I wonder if some advertisers just make their commercials really loud to stand out, or if broadcasters are paid extra in order to allow the ads to be loud.

  44. The only form of life lower than a lawyer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...is an advertiser. There are actually lawyers I like, but I have never met a single marketing or advertising person that I didn't have an urge to strangle. It's their mission in life to lie to and get in the way of as many people as possible. At least lawyers are specific in their targeting.

  45. Archy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don`t watch TV. EVER.

  46. it's not just adds that are getting "louder" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the dynamic range is being compressed so they are not quiet.

    The music industry is dealing with the same things,
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_war

    in respect to advertising on tv.
    http://silentsentences.blogspot.com/2008/01/some-thoughts-on-extreme-dynamic.html

  47. Instead of complaining about it... by javalizard · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do something about it, personally. You can even do it tonight! Turn off the TV. I did over a decade ago and haven't regretted it since!

    1. Re:Instead of complaining about it... by pyster · · Score: 0, Troll

      Now this... THIS SHOULD BE MODDED UP. It is the first comment to not be spewed by some idiot with his head in his asshole.

  48. They don't do that by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of the networks jacking the commercial sound up, its bullshit...

    The networks don't necessarily boost the volume, but you're correct in the sense that they don't do anything to stop commercial developers from boosting the audio, which they can do quite easily. TV professionals have the technology to equalize the volume. There are still a lot of tricks you can employ to make your audio sound louder at the same volume, so even a limiter won't completely fix the problem. But that first step would help a lot.

    Some of the networks are getting religion. I've heard a few adds that were definitely and obviously limited. They sounded like crap.

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    1. Re:They don't do that by TheSync · · Score: 1

      The networks don't necessarily boost the volume, but you're correct in the sense that they don't do anything to stop commercial developers from boosting the audio

      I can assure you that "networks" have had loudness specifications for commercial material based on Leq(A) or more recently ITU-R BS.1770 for several years.

      On the other hand, your local affiliate/member station or your local cable system may or may not be quite as effective at monitoring this. I'm not exactly sure how cable providers can splice in ads into various channels while matching that channel's content loudness, as they tend to splice in the compressed domain.

  49. Good to hear someone who knows... by jeko · · Score: 1

    OK, fair enough. Here's my problem.

    I listen to television programs at volume "6." Every damn time a commercial comes on, I have to jump to my remote and crank it down to "3" or get blasted through the back wall. Sometimes I'm in another room of my house, and I can hear the commercial plain as day, which I'm sure is the whole damn point.

    How about we write the regulations this way? "Whatever the Hell it is that you guys are doing to make sure I can hear about Snuggles the Toilet Paper Bear even when I'm sitting on the bathroom, you will cut that crap out."

     

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    1. Re:Good to hear someone who knows... by jjoelc · · Score: 1

      For my 2 cents on it... Shows in general actually use this thing called "dynamics" (seriously!) And good shows can generally afford good sound specialists (anyone ever just LISTEN to 24 or LOST?) They take advantage of the full stereo spectrum, and often even the full surround array. Whispers are quiet, gunshots are loud. People on the left of the screen speak out of the left speaker...

      Commercials also make full use of the stereo (and by default almost) surround. Everything comes out of every speaker. At full volume. Compressed. Whispers take up almost as much of the meter as the cheers from the wives when they get the stain out of the shirt.

      Convince the advertisers that if they make a commercial worth stopping and listening to, that people WILL stop and listen to it... and you have solved most of the trouble.

      Good luck with that one, by the way...

  50. What are these 'commercials' of which you speak? by kheldan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..ah, they must be what you poor devils who don't have TiVo or some other DVR have to sit through.

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  51. Talk softer by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    When they make the commercial, can't they just talk quieter ?

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  52. do vote with your wallet! by drDugan · · Score: 1

    I got rid of my TV feed service years ago. The content is mostly (like 90%+) mindless drivel, and the ads are insidious. When I'm in a room with a TV, and I hear how loud the ads are, I laugh, and ask them to mute it.

    We now have free, on demand movies with most cable services, we have Netflix, Hulu, Tivo, Cablebox DVR, Joost, Miro, Mythtv, Apple TV, Roku, Boxee, PS3 streaming, we have Itunes, and to top all that off, there is an expanding vibrant black market - all getting around the mess of broadcast TV ad delivery. Plus: (...plug...) there are lots of decent open licensed content that you can find, and that market is growing.</plug>

    I say let the dinosaur-age broadcasters keep shoving awful ads and crap programming down the TV feed. Why write laws to try and help them provide a better service? Anyone with half a mind left would have dropped it already, and younger minds will see it for what it is: mindless distraction to suck the life out of you.

    1. Re:do vote with your wallet! by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      I got rid of my TV feed service years ago. .... We now have free, on demand movies with most cable services, we have Netflix, Hulu, ...

      Not so fast, Bub. Hulu also suffers from this ear-splitting "crank up the volume for the commercials" problem. It's very annoying.

      I didn't RTFA but I hope this bill will regulate commercials in TV shows distributed through services like Hulu too.

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  53. How about certain noises? by Tobor+the+Eighth+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about banning radio stations from broadcasting commercials with car crash sounds, police sirens, and screeching tires during the morning and afternoon drive times? That nonsense has made me jump out of my damn seat a couple times, now.

    Also, on a less serious note, ban commercials from using that one blaring alarm clock stock sound that they all love to use. You know, the one that sounds exactly like the alarm clock I had for years, and always makes me feel miserable and pissed off.

    1. Re:How about certain noises? by RLaager · · Score: 1

      How about banning radio stations from broadcasting commercials with car crash sounds, police sirens, and screeching tires

      Amen, though I'd like to see this extend to everything, not just commercials. I have no problem hearing police sirens in rap music listening to the album at home, but on the radio (which most people listen to in the car), it's just obnoxious.

    2. Re:How about certain noises? by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      Agreed, while we are at it lets add:

      - Babies crying (could there be a more horrible sound!? I'm afraid when I have a real baby I will completely tune it out -- that MADD commercial is the worst for this!)
      - Door bell
      - Telephone ringing
      - Common computers noises (msn messenger notifications! etc)

    3. Re:How about certain noises? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about banning radio stations from broadcasting commercials with car crash sounds, police sirens, and screeching tires during the morning and afternoon drive times? That nonsense has made me jump out of my damn seat a couple times, now.

      100% with you on that. Fuck the Seven Forbidden Words - false sirens while driving are 100x more dangerous to society at large. I've given up on listening to any radio other than NPR precisely because of those shenanigans - its either NPR or my mp3s. And if NPR ever does it, even once, that'll be the end of them too.

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    4. Re:How about certain noises? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% agree. I switch off my car radio immediately when one of those annoying ads start up, and keep it off.

    5. Re:How about certain noises? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, assuming you are male you will already tune out real babies.

    6. Re:How about certain noises? by unitron · · Score: 1

      I have no problem hearing police sirens in rap music...

      ...as long as that was the actual police come to arrest them for recording that song in the first place. : - )

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    7. Re:How about certain noises? by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      How about banning radio stations from broadcasting commercials with car crash sounds, police sirens, and screeching tires during the morning and afternoon drive times?

      Indeed, sir, although ironically the one thing that immediately makes me stop paying attention to the radio (and any commercials on it) is the sound of a siren (or similar 'oh shit' motoring noise) while I am driving. If advertisers realised this the false siren problem might kill itself off.

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    8. Re:How about certain noises? by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      I second this, also babies should be banned from appearing in commercials outright!

    9. Re:How about certain noises? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree on the 'traffic noises' thing. I don't know how many times I hear a siren on the radio and instantly look for the emergency vehicle. It's a needless, dangerous distraction.

  54. Ad Agencies are responsible, not the TV stations by matrixskp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having worked in audio production for many years I can say that in my experience ignorant people from ad agencies judge how good a studio is by how loud they can mix the commercials. Its nothing to do with the TV stations.

    The problem is commercials are mixed with LOTS of compression (which limits the dynamic range) and recorded to the master tape at the maximum level it can handle. Movies and TV shows are mixed with a lot more dynamic range to allow for example, a gunshot to sound louder than a voice.

    If the TV stations consistently lowered the level of commercials when they transferred them into their systems (by 3-6db), then they would sit better after programs and wouldn't send us all grabbing for the remote to mute them. It's not going to stop me from muting them, but then I hardly ever watch TV as I find it mind numbingly boring and retarded.

    Also in response to some sort of volume limiter that kicks in when the level gets loud, its only going to ruin your movie soundtrack and make those huge explosions small... so IMHO its a bad idea.

    My idea was to scan the picture for the TV station ID which they impose over the programs but not commercials and detect which is which by this method or link the TV to a internet based service which can tell you when commercials are playing on your channel and auto-mute and dim the picture. Probably people would pay for a service like this.

  55. These are the pressing issues of our time by dirkdodgers · · Score: 1

    This Christmas season I thank God we have brave representatives like Anna Eshoo willing speak truth to power on the pressing issues of our time.

    After recently championing regulation of light-bulb-screwing-in, environmental-windshield-tinting, and now this, I feel that through the courageous efforts of our government, the dream of Dr. King is finally being realized. This is the change we were waiting for, my friends. This is change we can believe in.

    1. Re:These are the pressing issues of our time by macraig · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not our fault that you're a Republican. ;-)

  56. ALL CAPS PEOPLE WATCH OUT by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    You are next.

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  57. Easy fix by Spit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop watching TV.

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  58. What about... by Anonymatt · · Score: 1

    What about doing away with loud ties while we're at it? Or Hawaiian shirts, period.

  59. Local ads are the best for this by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

    I love when a local ad comes on, trying to be loud like the big boys, but somewhere along the way, something has gone wrong, so the result is just distorted, clipped noise that barely sounds like speech at all.

    WE-OME TO FU-IL-UND W-RE WE ALW-S H-E THE B-ST PR-ES ON ALL - -ND US- VEHICLES!!!!

    The only problem is if it's late at night, the humor of the failure is often not enough to overcome the anger.

  60. Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah this sounds like a worth while cause.

  61. Most receivers have built in 'night mode' by sixbathrooms · · Score: 1

    that will compress the dynamic range of loudness, so you don't have to sit there and jack with the volume control while watching a movie when it goes from dialogue to exploding helicopters. This also works for commercials.

  62. In Soviet Russia, the TV turns you down! by macraig · · Score: 1

    On a more serious note after the hook, I read somewhere that the Soviet Union had prohibited this many years ago, as well as prohibiting advertising to children, which is something we still haven't gotten right here in the USA. (I'm still a bit on the fence about the latter, since an argument to allow it might be made using an immunological analogy.)

  63. Just Press Mute by terrahertz · · Score: 1

    THANK YOU! (Was that loud enough?)

    I've no points so this will have to do. If you talk to almost anyone about commercials, they might admit to liking a few of the funny ones here or there, but by and large, I think you'd struggle to find a lot of people who want to watch commercials, who seek them out, and take measures to watch them when they would otherwise be interrupted. Basically nobody gives a shit either way about watching commercials.

    I don't watch a lot of "live" TV these days, and as a result I really have no tolerance for commercials when I encounter them. So I mute them.

    My "opt-in" approach is nothing novel -- on the slim chance that I want to hear whatever the un-programming is saying, I'll un-mute, but otherwise I assume that the sounds coming from commercials are at best disposable to me, and at worst, really fucking annoying.

    I do this everywhere I can, and I've yet to meet a single person who wanted to hear commercials when I was muting them.

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  64. The best part will be... by ender8282 · · Score: 1

    no more horribly loud "Come visit California Ads'!

  65. Invoke statistical laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make rules that the default broadcast volume must have an average value between X and Y dB, and a max value of Z dB when sound is being used as an effect. Even if the commercial wants to use explosive volume at Z to make you pay attention, they can't pound you with it the entire commercial without sending the average above Y. Shows operating at a whisper would still need to show up at X, requiring whispers to be audible to the listener so they don't' have to crank the volume up during a show.

    Ask the TV industry and sound producers what these limits should be to ensure quality. Because I guarantee that producers hate the tacky yell-at-the-audience adds as much as the rest of us.

  66. Seems simple by asretfroodle · · Score: 1

    Just limit the maximum level of advertisements to the average level of the preceding show.

    It shouldn't harm the ads' dynamic range too much, since they effectively run at one level now - maximum.

    It also seems relatively simple for broadcasters to enforce.

  67. Missing The Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is that most television advertising is stupid as f*ck, degrading, and a generally an insult to most people's intelligence .... loud or soft

  68. Install your own compressor by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I work in pro audio.

    Years ago I got an Alesis Nanocompressor for my parents and installed it inline between the audio outputs of the cable box and the TV. Now the blasted commercials bother them no more.

    Cost: $50 used plus some audio adapter cables.

    Yes I know some TVs have built in compressors. Guess what, they don't work worth a damn.

    Commercials are what drove me to dump cable/broadcast TV forever... not just the volume but the increasing ratio of ads to program per hour. Way too many commercials and they're even showing them in sidebars during the program. I ceased watching TV since 2000 and I do not miss it.

    If the government wants to help, they can mandate decent quality compressors in new TVs that are enabled by default. It won't cost any more than those V-chips or the digital TV receivers.

    The FCC has been hearing for DECADES about obnoxiously loud commercials, and now they want to help...?

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    1. Re:Install your own compressor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to "commercials have obnoxiously compressed audio" is "compress the rest of the audio too"???

    2. Re:Install your own compressor by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      So, you'd rather everyone who can't afford or does not currently need a new TV be subject to loud commercials, and make the rest of us pay, even if its $1 (about $50 million a year, not including absorbedc costs of redesign, and no a compression filter is not the same price as a vChip so it certainly will NOT be that cheap), for this blocking technology, vs. a simple, and damned near free system call "pass a law once".

      Look, technically the "volume" is not increased. Your TV Volume has a "max" point. Spoken voice and most music occupy the 50-80% gain in multiple frequencies, spead wide across the spectrum. In Commercials, instead of the voice being recorded at 50%, it's recorded at 90% and thus that spoken voice in the commercial is in fact creating nearly double the DECIBLES (ok, actually that's a curve of squares, but it's double the energy), which IS measurable very directly and easily, and can easily be compared vs a program's audio. Also, noone said we'd be measuring any particular range/ranges here, simply that the commercial must not exceed the average peak of the program. If the average peak of the program is a gun slinger high action movie with lots of bangs, a loud commercial might not be all that noticible to a listening device, but if it;s a late night talk show, then spoken voice in a commercial having double the gain would ping instantly.

      Make it simple. Use the fines to fund the process. Use viewer complaints to find and target advertisers, and recorded playback at the station (which they already keep per FCC rules for a limited time) to prove the abuse. Make the fines VERY heavy and they'll simply stop doing it. Since this law requires nothing more than a hotline or website to be set up (which could simply be a "call your local boradcaster or cable company and they'll fill out a form for you), and that would only be used for a short time for a small number of complaints (and placing some of the cost on the broadcaster might simply make them refuse to PLAY that comercial, or require an authorization for them to noise balance it at cost to the advertiser submitting the feed), then this will be a soon forgotten problem, with no ongoing cost to americans.

      You propose redesigns of over 5,000 unique TV models, changes to manufacturing, stocking and sales issues with older non-compliant TVs, and a disposal issue for used sets, and a consumer cost, for something most of us won't see for 5-10 years? All to replace a simple law that costs little to nothing, uses the existing powers of an existing agency for enforcement, the power of consumers for enforcement, and would overnight see an end to these poor practices? Fuck you sir.

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  69. Billy Mays Here...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  70. you're an old joke by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:you're an old joke by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      Im not sure what your posting is trying to get across, as the GP didnt mention anything about his own TV viewing habits, they just presented an easy solution to someone who is whining about their own actions causing them discomfort.

  71. Small correction by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    This is why people use ad blockers and stuff like myth's auto-commercial skip. If the advertisers had not become obnoxious these things would not be so popular.

    Actually, if they hadn't become so obnoxious, these things would not *work*. I don't think the advertisers have realized that they have enabled the commercial skip they so despise.

  72. Where's Master Control!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a problem with the Master Control of the stations. They have absolute control over volume and can screen commercials before they air. If you think commercials for a certain station are coming in to loud write a letter or call the stations central office. This includes cable stations.

    I worked as a master control operator and it was one of my jobs to screen commercials and turn them up/down based on a set db the head master control operator had determined. This was back when we were using tapes! How hard can it be to do this when everything is digital and automated?!

    1. Re:Where's Master Control!? by unitron · · Score: 1

      I worked as a master control operator and it was one of my jobs to screen commercials and turn them up/down based on a set db the head master control operator had determined.

      Which didn't undo compression. Nobody's hands are that fast. If you think they are, you don't understand how compression works.

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  73. Simple answer: mandatory ReplayGain on EVERYTHING by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

    haha, seriously though. If everything was ReplayGained then it wouldn't matter. And everything would sound better, unless the morons still compressed the hell out of it before running it through the mandatory ReplayGain process. In which case it wouldn't be any louder, since it's ReplayGained, but it would sound a lot worse from having no reasonable dynamic range. If everything, TV, movies, CDs, were recorded/engineered from the beginning with the thought that the last process in the chain had to be a run through ReplayGain, man, music would sound good again!

  74. Please kill this legislation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In modern times we use mpeg stream format differences to extract commercials from programming. Characterising loudness can help in cases when this is not reliable. Using both methods in tandom has the potential to significantly improve commercial detecting software systems.

    The only thing better than not having to fast-foward commercials is for them to be automatically removed.

    Any legislation making it harder to detect commercials is bad legislation. I hope you will send letters to your members of congress expressing your opposition to any such legislation.

  75. I'm A Techie by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

    ... in radio, and here's the thing. Yes, we use processing (compression/limiting) to make ourselves as loud as possible without overdriving the transmitter (the technical term is "overmodulation," and it's illegal because it causes interference).

    But we routinely receive pre-packaged audio that is ALREADY processed. When we "re-process" it, it sometimes makes it sound louder. (Certainly less dynamic range, and typically more distorted.) Commercials are by far the most common offenders. Some of these are even EQ'd so that the bass is severely cut, coupled with an annoying peak in the response from 2-3KHz, where the ear is most sensitive. Any rational, cost-effective metering will show it to have the same "level" as our normal program audio, but it WILL be harsher and louder-sounding.

    However, I'll defend our processing (we use Omnia processors at our stations -- www.omniaaudio.com); it does a remarkably good job with 90-95% of our audio, including some of these badly-produced commercial and satellite feeds.

    The problem doesn't afflict standard broadcast radio and TV stations nearly as much as it does cable and satellite channels, probably because these smaller providers can't afford (or don't want to pay) to put top-notch processing on 20-100 different channels.

    (In fact, I called one of our satellite providers a while back, complaining about varying levels, and their engineer admitted to me that the didn't have any processing on their airchain. They expected OUR processing to "clean it up.")

    The proposals here to divide things into spectra and measure it that way? ... well, we already do that. We use the Omnia processors (www.omniaaudio.com) ourselves; others (such as Optimods -- www.orban.com) do as well. But it's very expensive.

    And finally, yes, this is all subjective, anyway, as others have pointed out.

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    1. Re:I'm A Techie by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Why not just set up the processor to automatically lower the volume of the commercials by default? If your feed is at 50db and the commercials are at 40db, there won't be a problem.

      If the advertisers don't like it, they can stop purposely setting up their commercials to be annoying.

  76. WTF? Neither/Nor! by SuperJames_74 · · Score: 1

    WTF??? This is neither "news" nor "for nerds"...

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  77. Why submit ourselves any longer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm boycotting commercial television and cable and get my content from the net. While I miss live sports I don't miss all the other garbage. The news and opinion shows have lost all credibility and I hold the media largely responsible for electing the gang of incompetants who call themselves the U.S. government by their slanted news and opinions. Enough.

  78. this is not that difficult a problem by belmolis · · Score: 1

    This is not that difficult a problem. The industry apologists, and many people here, talk as if peak signal level were the only measure of loudness. It isn't. It isn't even one of the usual ones. There are quite a few ways of measuring volume. In addition to those routinely used by electrical engineers, such as RMS power, there are measures that take into account the properties of the human auditory system, which exhibits differential sensitivity to different frequencies. Measurements made for purposes such as concert hall remediation, by-law enforcement, and industrial safety, are usually made with instruments that filter the input according to a filter contour based on that of the auditory system. Look up the "A-contour", the "B-contour", and the "C-contour". There is a whole little corner of psychoacoustics devoted to the perception of loudness as a function of the spectrum of the signal.

    Some decisions would need to be made as to which loudness measure to use and over what time window to compute it, but once this choice is made, we can either use it as the criterion in legislation or use it as the basis for a more sophisticated system of automatic gain control. With digital TV, implementing such processing should not be too difficult, and individuals could even adjust it to suit their preferences and auditory systems.

    1. Re:this is not that difficult a problem by unitron · · Score: 1

      Explaining ain't apologizing, and the problem we're discussing is a subjective psychoacoustic phenomenon. Obviously the client who paid the production house to squeeze the spot's audio into a dynamic range of plus or minus 1 dB doesn't think it's too loud or they wouldn't have paid, whereas those of us watching television would love to pick up a Louisville Slugger and explain our objections to them. : - )

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    2. Re:this is not that difficult a problem by belmolis · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you think that "apologist" means "one who apologizes". It doesn't. Yes, it's a subjective psychoacoustic phenomenon, one which has been studied extensively and can be addressed using the methods I mentioned. What's your point?

    3. Re:this is not that difficult a problem by unitron · · Score: 1

      Actually it sort of does, or at least implies a certain leaning towards and sharing of points of view. (An apologist for Microsoft, for example, would think that there were good things to be said for and about them, or that those who dislike it don't properly understand it)

      Perhaps I have not fully understood to whom you were referring.

      Since you seem to know enough to be able to understand the cause of the problem, unlike those who think compression can be undone by a gain riding monkey on the mixer board, can you think of a way (electronically) to undo the assault on our ears without the stations and the networks catching hell from clients who paid good money to get their spots loud enough to peel paint? (and without whose money broadcast TV would be just PeopleBeggingSemi-annually, and cable/satellite nothing but HBO style subscription services)

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  79. Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it simple, build a filter into the tv to limit the loudness....

    jeezus, why must we make a mountain out of a molehill with everything...

  80. Clipping is part of the problem by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem is that the advertisers take a cue from the CD loudness wars and introduce intentional clipping in their audio track. This has the effect of building more energy into the signal which enhances perceived loudness. Another plus (for them) is that a speaker can't actually stop its excursion in one direction when it gets to the clipped part of the waveform. The inertia of the moving element takes it further before the magnetics can pull it back for the return trip. This effectively allows them to turn your speakers "up to 11" for free.

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  81. Tip: by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    This is not a democracy. It's supposed to be a democratic republic, but it isn't that either. It's a dollar-ocracy. Dollars buy votes at the representative level, and the system accommodates the needs of those providing the dollars. You can pick new representatives, but only from those chosen by "the party" for you to pick from, and they *all* adhere to the dollar-ocracy mechanism, so you can't change how the system works. At all.

    Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.

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    1. Re:Tip: by coaxial · · Score: 0

      That's a loser's lament. Votes are still cast by people, and people still make decisions. Yes, money definitely helps, but there are multiple examples of where the candidate that spent the most money lost. Even today, the major party candidates have lost. Witness Joe Lieberman losing the Democratic primary, and then going on to winning statewide. Witness the rise of Conservative Party nominee Doug Hoffman in the NY-23 race. Witness Reform Party, turned independent, governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

      Yes, it is hard, but it is not impossible.

    2. Re:Tip: by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Buzzz!!! Turn in your Call To Power 2 card right now. The United States is no more a Democratic Replublic then we are a Socialistic Democracy. We are and have always been a Corporate Republic. It's why the Dollar is King and the Corporations craft laws to Support them while purusing the Global Agenda of everyone being under Corporate America's rule of law. Why do you thing RIAA/CRIAA/**AA in every country is pushing hard for both extending Copy Right law and the entire secret ACTA Treaty? It's a fucking treaty people and thus should not be secret except for the fact that Corporate America realizes that everyone else would start shooting shoud they really know what's in that fucking treaty. DMCA/Crimilization of Copy Right Violations/Death penalties and such? God Only knows (no I've not read the WikiLeaks file) because the damn thing is secret and has not been finalized.

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    3. Re:Tip: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not talking about money spent in elections. The vast majority of high office candidates are preselected by the parties, so it doesn't matter who is elected -- they'll still vote in the corporations favor on any issue where the corporations have an interest, or else the party won't support them. Ventura's a good example of what happens to exceptions: The environment is intolerable for them. The only successful exception one can point to is Ron Paul, and there, "success" is defined by not getting his way except once in a blue moon... he just manages to hang on in an environment where his outlook is steadfastly ignored.

      This is what I mean when I imply that the dollar controls the system. For example, you'll never be able to put up your own FM station, because corporations control access to the airwaves through the congress and the FCC. You'll never be able to set up a private Internet, because the telecomms control your ability to do so though congress; they'll tie you up with legislation about being responsible for what others move through your network, licenses, and so forth until you're right out of the game. You want to make toys in your garage? Welcome to a brand new web of regulations that blows your profit margin off the face of the planet. It goes on and on. Corporations have the edge, and they'lol keep the edge, because why? Because they have the money.

      If you think voters have any control, you're completely naive. "Loser's lament", my eye. If anything, it's a patriot's lament.

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    4. Re:Tip: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The vast majority of high office candidates are preselected by the parties, so it doesn't matter who is elected [...] "Loser's lament", my eye. If anything, it's a patriot's lament.

      We understand. The troll you are talking to doesn't want you or us to understand. But why argue with an idiot? He is only here to waste your time, and to twist things around. My guess: he more than likely is a part of the corrupt system he so loud and proudly promotes.

    5. Re:Tip: by coaxial · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not talking about money spent in elections. The vast majority of high office candidates are preselected by the parties, so it doesn't matter who is elected

      You do understand that we have primary elections right? That means the people vote.

      The only successful exception one can point to is Ron Paul, and there, "success" is defined by not getting his way except once in a blue moon... he just manages to hang on in an environment where his outlook is steadfastly ignored.

      Well Ron Paul wasn't a success at all. He failed to win any state, or even finish in the top three. Outside of Digg, he simply didn't have any traction.

    6. Re:Tip: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have daddy issues. What, he didn't accept you for your liberal faggot ways? He didn't approve of your lying bullshit? He thought you were a disgrace to mankind?

  82. Dolby Volume FTW by Therefore+I+am · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dolby have an ~$4 dollar solution for this problem. "Dolby Volume" processors are currently fielded in about 12 to 14 Consumer devices - High end A/V receivers, a few laptops and 4 Toshiba LCD Television receivers. Look forward to the day when Dolby Volume is incorporated into a great many more devices, to include built in audio in PC motherboards. Not only will our viewing be more pleasant but surfing the net at a fixed volume will actually be possible. Support Dolby by visiting their web site for the demo and asking your equipment suppliers for this essential feature in an increasingly louder world. . . http://www.dolby.com/consumer/understand/volume/dolby-volume.html

  83. What's a dollar-ocracy? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    It's a system where every dollar gets a vote.

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  84. mute button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    trick is to just use the mute button. Then you don't have to play with volume.

    The mute button is instantaneous as well. So it's easier than volume.

  85. Strawman fail. by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

    Your strawman fails, fraud is done by the minority and is not an accepted practice by the majority.

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    1. Re:Strawman fail. by coaxial · · Score: 0, Troll

      You've begged the question. It's not accepted practice because the law forbids it. There are no accepted illegal practices.

      A better attack would have been to point to an legal but unethical business behavior, but given the number of business that promote "If it's not illegal, it's ethical," positions, and the assertion that business is fundamentally amoral, and the lamentations about the lack of business ethics, that attack appears quite weak.

    2. Re:Strawman fail. by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      There are some, they may not be 'widely' accepted but there are some, and *most* people won't be bothered by it. Fraud as it is will most likely never be accepted as a good thing, if you think cheating people is a good thing, well that's a talk for another day.

      And just cause you seem to need an example..

      Speeding isn't legal, but is still generally excepted, and yes 1 cunt hair over the posted limit is speeding, by definition.

      Among a whole shit load of other stuff that is trivially 'illegal' in the strictest of senses but people still get away with, because it is accepted, because doing it really isn't going to hurt anyone.

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    3. Re:Strawman fail. by coaxial · · Score: 0

      We're talking about business practices. You haven't named one. Also, you have to be at least 5 mph over the speed limit before it's considered illegal, to account for calibration error in both the detector and the vehicle's speedometer.

      FYI: It's "accepted" not "excepted" Also you'd sound like you'd sound like you knew what you knew what you were talking about if you didn't use phrases such as "cunt hair."

  86. "Higher cost" excuse by emaname · · Score: 1

    If regulation becomes likely, the advertisers will say, "If you force us to control the volume of our commercials, we'll have to increase the cost of our products to offset the extra effort it will take to comply."

    I not only mute commercials immediately, I leave the room or look someplace else. In addition to the annoying increase in volume, they are using bright flashing or strobe lighting effects, jamming about 5 different, still images into a second, fast motion to slow motion or the reverse, focusing on someone's nostril hair while they talk about some personal problem, tinting the sky (the PGA's favorite effect), etc, etc.

    So other groups that should be called out on this are the producers and directors of the commercials. They go to school and learn about all the COOL effects that can be used and then they can't wait to use them all in a single commercial. These rookie techniques remind me of the "blink" tag or GIF animations during the early days of the net.

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  87. 2 simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that require NO government intervention WHAT SO EVER...

    1) DVR... fast forward through the annoying things...

    2) Mute button... works every time...

  88. It should be law if the media wont do it themslvs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suffer from aspergers syndrome and some of the things that i am hypersensitive to are light and sound

    watching tv for me means having to monitor the sound pretty carefully, when i as a viewer shouldnt have to, it should be the broadcasters responsibility, and not somethign that should have to be set by law

    but i guess since the media has ignored people like me for 50 years because they think or believe that by raising the sound level they can sell crap to people, they will continue to ignore us.

    in my own way i protest, i refuse to buy anything that is advertised on tv.......

    theres warnings on games for people who may suffer fits from rapid colour changes etc, which is good

    but there seems to be no acknowledgment for those of us who are exposed to discomfort by this the most common form of media

  89. Huh? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I was having trouble reading because of the loud commercials.

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  90. The marketers pay for television. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    I am thankful that they do; I just wish they had more taste. No... just better taste.

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  91. Simple code to find ads by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    The simplest-piece-of-code-I-ever-wrote-that-did-a-kick-ass-thing, was a few lines to scan a test file for comercial breaks. Usual TV volume is about 70-80% of peak with longer spells of quiet, and the adverts are heavily compressed and really don't have any quiet periods. Algorithimically that is easy to find and mark. From there you can cut, skip or mute as desired.

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  92. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its very simple. The FCC just requires that commercials be broadcast with the same sound levels as the programming. Anyone not complying loses their license, and may not be broadcast/rebroadcast via cable or satellite or Internet.

    1. Re:Simple by unitron · · Score: 1

      Its very simple. The FCC just requires that commercials be broadcast with the same sound levels as the programming.

      Define "sound levels". If you think it's simple, you don't understand the problem.

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  93. Loudness and Volume by Samarian+Hillbilly · · Score: 1

    are not the same. Volume measures pure energy levels (in Db) whereas loudness is based on psychoaccoustics. In particular the Fletcher-Munson curve http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fletcher-Munson, which details the perceived response of humans to different frequencies at different volume levels. The supreme court was either ignorant or corrupt when they said that it is not possible to measure "perceived loudness". Measuring devices for this have existed for quite a while. There is a similar problem with songs prepared for radio play. In order to attract attention producers boost the loudness of the cuts, leading to an overall lowering of quality (namely dynamic range) for pop songs.

  94. The Federal Reserve by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The fed caused the current financial crisis.

    Hth.

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  95. Yes, but not like that. by Weezul · · Score: 1

    VDR devices like MythTV can detect changes between commercials and shows now :
    http://www.mythpvr.com/mythtv/how-commercial-flagging-works.html
    But the user is normally responsible for actually pressing the skip to next change button.

    If the commercials are really louder however, they may be identified automatically by examining the auto during the upcoming scene, and the volume muted accordingly.

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  96. The real problem by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    The real problem isn't the sound level/compression whatever, that is just a symptom. The real problem is to many ads. We as people are becoming better at tuning them out and so the advertisers think only of their own ad and try to think of a method to become impossible to notice. It is a constant arms race and that is a REAL problem, because arms races are done between enemies. Do you as a merchant really want your customers to think of you as the enemy? Does the TV network want people to fight their audience?

    I barely watch TV anymore, simply because the ads have gone out of control. For the Americans, I grew up in Holland were we had ONE tv network (if you wanted to watch another channel, you tuned into the neighboring country) and no ads on Sunday and other Christian holidays. During the weeks ads were only between programs. Now we got 30 or so channels and are blasted by ads. And I watch fewer ads then ever. Progress? I think not.

    There used to be booze and cigs ads before the movies, I don't drink or smoke but they were intresting to watch. Didn't work since I didn't buy but at least I didn't resent every second of watching them. Then they banned them, now we got ads so horrible I actually walked out of the movie and demanded my money back.

    In the fight for our eyeballs, advertisers are actually loosing eyeballs and rather then agree one some set of guidelines to stop this, they race each other to the bottom. Right now the ads on Discovery and such in Holland are for SMS. It can't pay much (I pray to god that it doesn't because I don't want to live in a world where there are millions of people who fall for these obvious scams "sms your name, his name to see if you will be together for ever This is part of a subscription plan which will charge you 4.95 per sms for the rest of your life, three times a day") but they still blast every 15 minutes. What is Discovery thinking? I can just download the shows you know. I don't even dare to drive a car, because if I did, people might think I watched a car ad (about 50 IQ points BELOW a SMS ad).

    Why not instead make quality TV, then charge a premium for a 30 second slot every half hour. Captive audience who is sure to pay attention. But no, commerical break is when people have become trained to go to the toilet or have a quickie and advertisers are determined to give us even less reason to watch...

    If McDonalds was an advertising company, they would try to boost dropping sales by injecting extra lard and making the que's double long. Because the best way to get more customers is to be extra horrible to them.

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  97. fair by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, there is no "fair" way to write the text when you already know that those subject to the rules will hire very expensive law firms to find any and all loopholes.

    I have rules in my online game (battlemaster.org) - and one of them is roughly "attempts to exploit the rules and violating their spirit while formally abiding by the words double the punishment". It's time the legal system adds a rule like that, especially for corporations who willfully and intentionally choose that route.

    We have "contempt of court" already. It's time to add "contempt of the meaning of the law" to it.

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  98. When all commercials are louder than the average.. by knarf · · Score: 1

    ...they can be filtered out very easily by muting the sound and dimming/blurring the screen while they run. For those lost souls who still watch television this might be a means to at least escape part of the annoyance.

    The better solution is of course to get rid of TV and get your news and entertainment from the 'net. Filtering out commercial drivel becomes easier as well.

    Oh, and for those who think that I am obliged to watch commercial sh*t to 'pay' for all that 'free' content on the 'net I'd like to say 'Ascend Thine'...

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  99. Should find something to do. by omb · · Score: 1

    The US legislative machine has got completely out of hand. These critters should find something useful, and cost SAVING to do.

    The other thing urgently requiring reform are the obscene Parkinsonesque bills which are far too complicated and vastly over long, probably to hide the pork packed in them >1000 TARP ~2000 HealthCare and 72 this. AND bills written for no GOOD reason as amendments (a diff), rather than the proposed new law.

    The US needs urgently to reduce public spending and regulate all of its finance industry so the phrase "off balance sheet" is synonymous with "jail time"

  100. Re:I'm not sure how you could legislate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure how to solve this?

    Easy, the TV station automatically turns all commercials down by 3dB. If the advertisers can't play fair, why should the rest of us?

    Seriously though, there are plenty of ways to legislate. You could talk about average loudness over the length of the commercial, etc. There's just no political will to make a change.

  101. FX has to be the worst offender by beerdini · · Score: 1

    I was reading something on this topic a few months ago and the way that I remember it is that under the current laws the volume of the commercials cannot exceed the highest decibel level of the program it is with. There is no restriction on what portion of the program the "loud" commercials are aired with, they can't be louder than the loudest part of the show. So if you are watching a movie that ends in a loud explosion at the end, you get to hear Billy Mays yelling at you every commercial break. I'm on satellite TV and have an older pre-digital conversion television, and I have to say that FX is one of the worst offenders of this. Most channels that I watch I can comfortably have the volume set at just under the 50% marker at a level of 22-25. If I watch anything on FX I need to turn the volume up to at least 30 to make the program hearable at the same level as the other channels, but when a commercial comes on I need to drop the volume back down otherwise it is insanely loud. Its almost like FX airs the show at the lowest decibel of their commercials, then air their commercials at the normal level.

  102. Commercials go to 11 by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I understand your explanation, but I don't buy that it explains the worst offenders. There are cable channels which seem to broadcast the entire show with its soundtrack turned down so that 1.0X comes out as 0.6X. And since most of the soundtrack is supposed to be at 0.5X, it comes out at 0.3X and I have to turn my TV up a few extra notches to hear the regular dialogue.

    Then a commercial comes on THAT'S ALL AT 1.0X and even the quietest part of the commercial is louder than the loudest part of the program. I can't watch those channels anymore. Comedy Central did that several years ago and I complained to them, but they've toned down the effect since then. At the time, they explained that it was just advertisements that were inserted by local cable operators which were louder than the programming. But that was bull.

    So I fully support a bill to legislate non-bastard behavior by businesses operating in use of public airwaves and interstate commerce. I just hope the jurisdiction includes those worst offenders.

  103. Magnavox Smart Sound by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I had a Magnavox with Smart Sound for many years. It didn't really work. It might have helped make the whispers louder, but the commercials still sounded much louder than the programs on channels that muck around that way.

    There was an article on Slashdot many years ago that explained why Smart Sound couldn't work and revealing an improved technology. The problem is that according to older definitions of "volume" the program and commercials were already the same. But according to human perception the commercials were much louder. Smart Sound wasn't smart enough make the distinction. But some new algorithm could.

  104. No blank by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Ooh, that explains why some commercials jump in 0.5 seconds before what seems like the intended break point. I always thought it was just sloppy editing or some uncertainty of timing when inserting local ads into national broadcasts. But maybe some broadcasters do that to stick in a commercial break without a blank frame and get more eyeballs on the ads.

  105. They like it LOUD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a common practice in the broadcast world. Most commercials arrive on a master copy which is used to build a "comp" reel on tape or video server for on air playback. They are recorded at +4 DB and maxed audio levels. The program usually is played from the master copy recorded at 0 DB audio level. Note: +3 DB is twice the volume of 0 DB. So when the station goes to commercial break, BAM!!!, hear the noise! Stations love it because they know you hear the commercial even if you fell asleep during the movie. I've spent 15 years in the broadcast field and this is practiced everywhere.

  106. Congress? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good idea, but why does this need an act of Congress? It sounds like something the FCC has the power to regulate without Congressional input.

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  107. MP3s Teach Us by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    Why is it I can stream 1500 MP3s ripped from 50+ CDs and in real-time do volume normalization but a TV network can't? This seems reasonable since they plan the programming days in advance.

    Volume Normalization is practical, easy to implement, even in streaming content, and a resonable request.

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  108. Replaygain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't they just use replaygain to eliminate the problem?

  109. They CAN put up time, place & manner restricti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    > Limiting advertising is a blatant violation of the US Constitution. Duh. You can't do it.

    You might want to check with the Supreme Court on that one. Granted, I don't always agree with their decisions, but commercial speech has LONG been more restricted than, say, political speech. In particular, the government has more leeway to restrict the time, place and manner that advertisements are allowed in (e.g. "you can't post advertisements on public property" or "you can't make deceptive advertisements" [1]).

    In other words, leaving aside whether or not one interprets it as being in violation of the 1st Amendment, the government can and has done so.

    Given that prohibiting "loud" advertisements would be a restriction on the manner of speech and that TV broadcasts are already regulated because the EM spectrum is considered public property, you would have to be a very clever lawyer with some fairly sympathetic judges to get this tossed out on Constitutional grounds.

    And very clever lawyers? They would cite lots of case law, have tons of footnotes, and would not use the word "duh" (at least, not in public).[2]

    [1] The Central Hudson test says that to decide whether commercial speech gets first amendment protection has the judge consider whether:
          1. The expression of commercial speech concerns lawful activity and is not misleading.
          2. The asserted government interest is substantial.
          3. The regulation directly advances the asserted government interest.
          4. The regulation is no more extensive than necessary to serve that interest.

    [2] IANAL, but I know better than to make ad hoc pronouncements about the Constitution, as though its meaning were unambiguous and its wisdom infallible.

  110. Just hit mute by chud67 · · Score: 1

    Since my father had his stroke, he can't stand the loud TV commercials. He now watches TV with the remote in his hand, and hits mute as soon as it goes to commercial.

  111. I want a 'soft' mute button. by jnowlan · · Score: 1

    I listen to ads sometimes. I'd like to have a mute button that just lowered the volume. Imagine. I'd even listen to a reasonable ad, at a reasonable volume.

  112. Trash the Programming by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how you could legislate this problem away.

    They'll have to force all programing to be compressed as well, ruining the dramatic use of audio.

    All because some nitwit said, "this annoys me ... there ought to be a law" instead of buying a $30 volume regulator. That's OK, broadcast should be mostly gone in 10 years.

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  113. Lord of the Rings Called... by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its not so much "black and white", its just stupid people acting stupid saying stupid things.

    I love how American's have such a constructed view of who or what the are and what makes them this way. The amount of fictional works of literature that support this is astounding. However if some people took 5 seconds to look around at what is reality, or 10 seconds to actually look into how thing actually operate in the real world, they might be able to remove themselves from this fantasy that has been constructed over the years, that so many seem to adhere to and actually cherish as the American way. They may perhaps be the ideals, however it doesn't reflect reality in the slightest, and typically is a super over simplification of real world processes.

    I can't read one more book about a rugged, individualist industrialist, who is for open markets and no regulation, who is fighting against the government and the freedom they are trying to suppress, while at the same time making billions, and sleeping with beautiful women, while toting guns, and getting into fist fights with commies.

    Aryn Rand wants here pound of flesh America!

    Ben Bova also wants a cut.

    Heinlein also called and will arm wrestle you for his IP fee.

    Anyway that just off the top of my head I am sure there are more. It might make for good fiction (even if the same principles are expounded over, and over, and over again), but it doesn't have a shred of reality in it.

    Except maybe Richard Branson (even his name is right for it!), but he, is , er, British....whoops!

    Who is the closest in the US? Donald Trump? Your Fired!

  114. Solution by pckl300 · · Score: 1

    Get the AdBlock Plus people on the job. You won't hear another commercial, and could care less how damn loud they are.

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  115. Wallet voting by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    I've been voting with my wallet regarding network TV for over twenty years now. While we have a couple of TVs in the house, one is dedicated to viewing DVDs and the other was demoted to console gaming during the transition to digital.

    Even before then the TV wasn't on during prime time. I gave up watching prime time TV because of the loudness/stupidity of the commercials and the lack of decent programming. Why waste time I could spend being with the family, reading or playing on the computer just to see things that are fractured by obnoxious commercials.

    For the handful of programs that interested me, it was easier to wait for them to come out in DVD.

  116. Brilliant! by Ohmaar · · Score: 1

    Fantastic! We need to encourage more legislation like this. If we can just keep them busy with this trivial nonsense, maybe they'll have less time to devote to actually destroying civilization as we know it.

  117. nannystate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't need an "abouttime" tag; needs a "nannystate" tag
    please be consistent
    if you don't like those loud commercials, turn off your TV or whatever

  118. Re:Ad Agencies are responsible, not the TV station by cynyr · · Score: 1

    Please please please let me "ruin" my movies like that if i switch it on. So maybe I can watch movies at night with out waking up my kids/wife. I'd rather have this in the receiver and have a few profiles that could be swapped on the fly.

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  119. Watching commercials is for cavemen anyhow by nharlotekk · · Score: 1

    It's been possible for years to isolate and skip over commercials with a pc-based PVR. Programs like BeyondTV, ShowAnalyzer and various DVRMS Toolbox implementations with Vista MC ,W7 MC or MythTV conveniently purge commercials from the show you're watching AND you waste less time watching the show you wanted rather than sit through obnoxious advertiser messages. The only time I watch commercials is with live sports - since I'm squarely in the target demographic for these type of broadcasts- in general I'm not that annoyed (compared to a commercial for tampons on Mad Men, for example).

  120. finally, just as TV is about to die out by Shompol · · Score: 1

    and once TV is replaced by Internet programming, there will REALLY be no way to enforce something like that

  121. Stop feeding the troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've looked at some of the past comments from the user named Coaxial, and the majority of them are trolls. He's obviously trolling you.

    Besides, don't let him/her belittle you for your description of 1 mph over the limit. In the course of his previous trolling on other stories he's said a lot worse than "cunt hair".

  122. Mute button? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just mute it or fast forward them with DVR.

  123. Response to the Demoralizer ^^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You fucking troll. Ron Paul was a huge success. His libertarian message of freedom was spread far and wide. He became a household name, and that caused a LOT of people to actually listen to what he was saying. He did much to introduce important issues to the social consciousness of the USA, issues that slashdotters care about: freedom of the internet, tech-friendly legislation, economic freedoms, individual freedoms, fiscal responsibility, and limiting the control of big government/brother.

    So you gloat that the same puppets won. Well, while you try to dismiss Ron Paul as inconsequential, we will remember this proverb: "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito."

    1. Re:Response to the Demoralizer ^^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was such a success, how come McCain won? How come he didn't get any votes?

      You want to know who the establishment candidate was? Romney. Who was successful insurgent? Huckabee. He actually won statesl. Hell, Huck even got a FoxNews show out of it.

      Who was the Dems' establishment candidate? Hillary. She lost.

  124. Nice Try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nice try. We aren't drinking your kool aid anymore, troll. Romney, Huckabee, same difference. Pointing out that Huckabee has a Prime Time, Mainstream Media TV show doesn't help your argument. Hillary, Obama, same difference again.

    Try harder. Your floundering logic amuses us.