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  1. Meh. on LHC To Start Back Up In November At Half Power · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll start paying attention when they start running at ludicrous speed or plaid.

  2. Diamond Dust Dustin Diamond Screetch on DIY CPU Thermal Grease, Using Diamond Dust · · Score: 0

    Fifteen years later, my brain still makes Saved by the Bell connections. Help me.

  3. Male Nipples... on Major New Function Discovered For the Spleen · · Score: 0

    ...maybe they'll figure these things out next.

  4. Here Comes Treble on Cornell Computer Theft Puts 45,000 At Risk of Identity Theft · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see Andy Bernard's (class of '95) transcript.

  5. ASCAP is one step away... on ASCAP Wants To Be Paid When Your Phone Rings · · Score: 0

    ...from hustling stopped motorists for change in intersections. For what it is worth, I would like to collect everytime I hear my coworker's Nicklback ringtone.

  6. I'm not surprised one bit on Montana City Requires Workers' Internet Accounts · · Score: 0

    I have lived in Bozeman for the past decade. Our city council is the most asinine civic body I have ever encountered. The tech company I work for is located out of city limits due to their gross inability to complete rudimentary city tasks such as to approve building plans. Asking for passwords is pretty impressive, however...hats off to these guys!

  7. Europe + Fusion on EU Fusion Experiment's Financial Woes Get More Concrete · · Score: 0

    = the plot of The Saint. Be on the lookout for horrible accents.

  8. Once this hits Verizon... on Canada Telecoms Launch Mobile Payment Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I can get hosed for random charges more conveniently. And pay 50 cents to do so!

  9. Not Accunting for Ringtones? on Game, DVD Sales Hurting Music Industry More Than Downloads · · Score: 0

    With ringtone sales approaching $10 billion/year in the US, perhaps the data could better represent the current state of the music industry.

  10. Mountain Dew... on How To Seize a Laptop And Make It Stick · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...should do the trick.

  11. Questionable Statistics at Best on Senator Applauds Pirate Bay Trial, Chides Canada · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have my doubts that 373,375 Americans are engaged in full time piracy. I have bigger doubts that Sen. Hatch has statisticians capable of producing a figure of jobs lost to piracy accurate to six significant figures.

  12. Solution for European swallows... on For Airplane Safety, Trying To Keep Birds From Planes · · Score: 0

    ...simply attach coconuts to them. African swallow pose more of a challenge.

  13. I said boo-erns! on GPS Shoes For Alzheimer's Patients · · Score: 0

    n/t

  14. Full Body??? on Microsoft Debuts Full-Body Controller-less Gaming At E3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How full is full-body? Like taint-full-body? That's just wrong.

  15. Senator Ted Stevens called it.... on Voting Drops 83 Percent In All-Digital Election · · Score: 1

    And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material

  16. An improvement from the 1st generation on A Widescreen Laser Projector In Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    Gen-1 was limited to near-the-pocket use [Think Geek]

  17. Illegal offshore Internet gambling sites... on A Push To End the Online Gambling Ban · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...seem pretty tame compared to the monkey knife fights, men/cow marriages, and re-broadcasting of Major League Baseball with implied oral consent

  18. Re:get rid of shitty teachers on Company Claims EEG Scans Can Help Identify ADHD · · Score: 1

    As someone who's been 'diagnosed' with ADHD, I can confidently say that the solution to this 'problem' isn't putting kids on amphetamines, it's to fire the horrible teachers that make learning a horrible, horrible chore.

    cool...let's ride bikes!