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  1. Re:WTF? on Crime Expert Backs Call For "License To Compute" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed. Look at these particularly stupid statements: (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded" So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? Ha, ha. (2) "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous" Haven't seen anyone run over by a computer recently. I wonder what is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

    blatant plagiarizing is breathtakingly stupid
    ...from the comments in the origional story

    A duo of breathtakingly stupid statements: (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded" Oh right. So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? (2) "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous" Haven't seen anyone run over by a computer recently. What exactly is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

    nice try though

  2. Captain Obvious... on Homeland Security Changes Laptop Search Policy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Between Oct. 1, 2008, and Aug. 11 of this year, Customs and Border Protection officers processed more than 221 million travelers at U.S. borders and searched about 1,000 laptops, of which 46 were "in-depth" searches, the Homeland Security Department said."

    I wonder if the other 954 laptops required passwords for login...

  3. Re:Can't do it by hand on Bug Means High School Students' Schedule Errors May Last Days · · Score: 1

    I have some doubts that the recipient of a 4.1 million dollar software contract would provide it's source code to a group of high school "computer science students." That is pretty funny though. I'm picturing a bunch of skinny jeans-wearing kids with floppy hair "working out the bug."

  4. Check that off the obscure to-do list on Steam-Powered Car Breaks Century-Old Speed Record · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next up...ridiculously large front-wheeled bicycle speed record.

  5. Simmer Down... on US Fed Gov. Says All Music Downloads Are Theft · · Score: 1

    Anyone with a moderate level of intellect or cultural lituracy will disregard this as being the product of a dolt in HR. I cannot imagine that any of the trainees would change his/her view of the legality of downloading media based on this training.

  6. Re:This is new? on Legitimate ISP a Cover-up For a Cybercrime Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or Microsoft and the Association for Competitive Technology...

  7. "I'm here to collect your dignity" on Anti-Spam Lawyer Loses Appeal, and His Possessions · · Score: 1

    This poor fella made his living milking the legal system via trickery. Unfortunately for him, collections agencies are more more cut and dry and humorless.

  8. **sigh** on BlizzCon Keynote — New WoW Expansion, Diablo 3 Details · · Score: 1

    This is all I will hear about at work now. At least Avitar had a two day run as top conversation topic...

  9. Re:a REAL cellphone on Speculating On the Far Future of Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Wait until you receive your first picture message from a septuagenarian... you will quickly realize that you are in the minority of cell phone users who long for the phone portion of a cell phone to be in the forefront.

  10. RIP Print Media on A Video Ad, In a Paper Magazine · · Score: 1

    Nice try, but I'll continue to pass. For what it is worth, egotastic keeps me up (unintentional pun) with the only celebrity news that is worthwhile.

  11. Design was generally good, but... on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    ...what is the deal with all of those Tribbles?

  12. Port the process to RNA... on IBM Scientists Build Computer Chips From DNA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I foresee a bunch of very angry and utterly confused "life starts at DNA" people.

  13. Re:mmhmmm on NASA Developing Nuclear Reactor For Moon and Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, until the fuel runs out. I'm pretty sure that with solar panels, the sun never runs out.

    I'm 100% sure you are wrong.

  14. Re:Not surprised on Dell Says High Linux Netbook Returns a "Non-Issue" · · Score: 1

    I've got Jackalope running on my old Inspiron 9300...everything runs, and quickly. I do have an issue with the screen brighness from time to time, and the volume control is iffy. To stick with your analogy, I turned my Fiesta into a Mustang with a shot washer fluid pump and a hole in the muffler.

  15. Outsource to a legal firm... on Why Should I Trust My Network Administrator? · · Score: 1

    First step. Get a good lawyer (who understands tech) and a good accountant. Protect yourself and your property; you and your employees can focus on what you do best.

  16. Re:Instructor Materials and Supplements? on Open Textbooks Win Over Publishers In CA · · Score: 1

    I think you really hit the nail on the head. The overhead that would be required to keep such a system fresh would be unreasonable in most arenas. K-12 would be an absolute nightmare to train/support; college would be nearly as bad. All things said, I don't see an open-source system getting rid of the same collusion that exists in today's education systems. Same rules at play, merely different delivory methods. And yes, educators are just as lazy as students...especially once some level of job security is present.

  17. Re:Odd move for Microsoft... on Microsoft, Nokia Team To Add Mobile Office Apps To Phones · · Score: 1

    If that is indeed the ultimate objective, the partner situation just got far more interesting than at fist glance...Mobile Office support for a Linux based mobile OS seems like a more reasonable finish line than trying to get in bed with Symbian.

  18. Obligatory... on First Look At Palm's Mojo SDK · · Score: 1, Funny

    PRAY...FOR...MOJO

  19. Odd move for Microsoft... on Microsoft, Nokia Team To Add Mobile Office Apps To Phones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I sure wouldn't make a strategic move that hinges on Symbian coming out on top of the mobile OS market.

  20. Survey Says.... on Palm Pre Reports Your Location and Usage To Palm · · Score: 0

    ...Palm is still obsolete as my old PDA from 1999. Boo.

  21. Re:those poor chickens with boneless breasts on Scientists Create Artificial Bones From Wood · · Score: 5, Funny

    how humerus

  22. Stay Away. on Comparing the MMO Industry With the Silver Screen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Try to play a (post N-64) Bond game and tell me with a straight face that Hollywood should be involved in gaming.

  23. Re:8008135 on New Company Seeks to Bring Semantic Context To Numbers · · Score: 0

    Nicely played...I cannot see a 5-function calculator without plugging in 5318008 and turning that sucker upside down.

  24. Re:There is software to protect against this... on Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn · · Score: 1, Funny

    bitboost.com's PawSense is available for Windows 95/98/ME, NT, 2000, XP, and Vista....I guess that pretty much eliminates everyone here.

  25. Re:Yet another reason to avoid a Kindle on Murdoch Demands Kindle Users' Info · · Score: 0

    Sorny, Magnetbox & Panafonics