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  1. Re:Wrong End on Will Advanced AI Spell the End of Lawyers? · · Score: 1

    Are you allowed to code them to be aware of jury nullification?

    That causes a jury nullification pointer exception in which the robot recommends the death penalty for all crimes, whether the defendant has been found innocent or guilty.

  2. The millimeter wave machines put out less radiation than the airport's radar, does the radar concern you?

    Nobody gets closer to the radar than, say, 1/4 mile. I'd be concerned if I was forced to walk directly in front of the radar, even at lower doses.

  3. Re:Not my money, yet on Star Wars Pulls In $1 Billion At Record Speed (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    What are 'most public theaters' like where you live? I saw the trailer in a local theater and the deep rumbles made me shake in my seat. Can you do that at home?

    Yes: Taco Bell burrito.

  4. The message was that while participation was voluntary, there would be consequences for failing to comply.

    If there are consequences, I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of voluntary.

    You don't have to believe in God. You'll just burn in Hell if you don't.

  5. Re: Light sabre! on Femto Fairy Lights - Touchable Holograms (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    The only reason a light saber is useful in the Star Wars universe is that you can block blaster fire with it but presumably only force users have the reflexes and senses to do that.

    And only when they are being shot at by one person at a time, from one direction, with a low-power hand-held blaster. Change any of those variables and suddenly a light saber is useless.

  6. Re:451 on HTTP Error Code 451 Approved For Censored Web Pages (mnot.net) · · Score: 1

    Actually, search engines could start using it right now. The HTML they'd serve as the HTTP entity would say something like "I'd show you this page but some silly government requires it to be blocked because of a suspect bit of legal reasoning."

    If they really had a conscience, they'd serve the error code along with the actual blocked content, and let the user-agent simply decline to show it.

  7. Re:Well that's a town to avoid. on North Carolina Town Defeats Big Solar's Plan To Suck Up the Sun (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Bottles of Canadian Air, at the bargain price of $10 a bottle.

    So, instead of H2O it's made of H1.46O?

  8. You know it's bad when you have a suggestion for deletion of a freedom and it gets condemned by Dick Cheney!

    Yeah, there's no need to delete Muslims' freedom when you can just bomb them where they live.

  9. Re:I understand the consternation on Microsoft Will Resume Pushing Windows 10 To Machines With Win7, 8.1 (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for filling up all my remaining hard drive space, Microsoft.

  10. Hmmm, what if somebody made an online searchable database and seeded it with fake plates and location info. That would suddenly throw into doubt all the "real" info out there.

  11. Who is going to hire someone out of prison with a record as a programmer. It is tough to get hired as a gardener with a record.

    "We don't mind that you're an ex-con, but the fact that you're a trained programmer makes you completely unqualified for this gardening job. Have a nice day."

  12. Re:Damn people are getting dumb on Privacy Vulnerability Exposes VPN Users' Real IP Addresses (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes it's probably your friend or neighbor, nobody cares about your IP address anymore.

    And doxers

  13. Re:Vacuum tubes handle EMP's better on The Quest For the Ultimate Vacuum Tube (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    No, happy accident. Kind of like how the old government buildings will protect their inhabitants from the radiation due to all of the lead paint.

    If that doesn't work, they can crawl inside the cafeteria fridge.

  14. Re:Not true - some spend no time at all on CIOs Spend a Third of Their Time On Security (enterprisersproject.com) · · Score: 1

    Where I work the CIO spends no time at all on IT Security.

    Makes sense. That's why there is the CISO. .. Or is there?

    I first read that as "CISCO". And it made perfect sense.

  15. Re:Look at the bean counters for your answer on Can Full-Time Tech Workers Survive the Gig Economy? (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not just about security though. Outsourcing does not give you workers who care about your company. Their transients, a few bugs won't bother them. A security hole isn't worth patching. Billable hours is the only thing that will matter.

    Wrong. I'm a freelancer, and I care tremendously about my clients. Any bugs in my code reflect poorly on me. Hell, bugs in any software originally written by somebody else reflect poorly on me, since I am now somewhat responsible for maintaining that code. I am always conscious about providing my clients value for their money (i.e. per billable hour). If they decide they are not getting good value, they can drop me faster than they can drop a full-time employee.

  16. Use a Roomba on Controversy Over High-Tech Brooms Sweeps Through Sport of Curling · · Score: 1

    A Roomba could be programmed to know exactly how to treat the ice for maximum performance.

  17. Re:under budget, about same $ as environmental on US Spends $1bn Over a Decade Trying To Digitize Immigration Forms, Just 1 Is Online (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    That could just mean they were better at forecasting back then. If the estimate for the Hoover Dam had been botched, the actual cost would have been considered an overrun.

  18. Meanwhile, about those bugs in Windows... on Corporations and OSS Do Not Mix (coglib.com) · · Score: 1

    And yet these corporations are still happily ponying up money for bug-ridden Windows. If these companies were as serious about demanding OSS bug fixes as they are about Windows bug fixes, Windows would be bug-free by now.

  19. High intensity users need... on The $6,000 Computer Desk That Lets You Lie Down While You Work · · Score: 1

    Special High Intensity Technology

  20. Re:I'm upset because it's divisive. on Google-Supported CodeGirl Documentary Makes "Exclusive YouTube Premiere" · · Score: 1

    Oh, are you so wrong. I use my penis as a third hand, effectively typing faster than any girl could.

    Interesting that the de facto gaming interface was a joystick, not a joyhole.

  21. Re:Gay Kay Kay? on Anonymous Says US Senators Were 'Incorrectly Outed' As KKK Members · · Score: 1

    We should call them what they are, "Christian extremists" not "far-right-wing Christian".

    Virtually all religion is extremism: to believe in a supernatural deity without any evidence is to practice extreme self-delusion.

  22. Re:drones on How the FBI Can Detain, Render and Threaten Without Risk (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    they have already killed an american overseas with a drone without due process. this seems tame in comparison.

    The police kill more US citizens before 9 am than overseas agents do all day.

  23. Re:In other news.... on $70k Salaries Didn't 'Backfire'; Gravity Payments' Profits Have Doubled (inc.com) · · Score: 1

    "Hand me that broom - You spend all night figuring out where this ancient code leaks memory!"

    "Hand me that keyboard - You spend all night figuring out where this ancient plumbing leaks sewage!"

  24. The "public" does not write the headlines on Open Source Code Isn't a Warranty (opensource.com) · · Score: 1

    ...have made headlines this year, which means the public is thinking about...

    The media decides what to write about, and therefore what the public will think about. The public doesn't say, "Hey, media, I heard VW did something bad, would you please write about it?"

  25. Quit a feat, as he died in 1942

    ...or did he...?