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Chu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office

KentuckyFC writes "While preparing for the job of US Secretary of Energy in the incoming Obama administration (and being director of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and a Nobel Prize winner to boot), Steven Chu has somehow found time to make a major breakthrough in the world of atom interferometry. One measure of an interferometer's sensitivity is the area that its arms enclose. Chu and colleagues have found a way to increase this area by a factor of 2,500 by canceling out the noise introduced by lasers, which work as beam splitters sending atoms down different arms (abstract). One thing this makes possible is the use of different types of atoms in the same interferometer, allowing a new generation of tests of the equivalence principle. (This is the assumption that the m in F=ma and the m's in F= Gm1.m2/r^2 are the same thing). Let's hope he's got equally impressive breakthroughs planned for his encore as US Secretary of Energy."

233 comments

  1. I know, right? by Shaitan+Apistos · · Score: 5, Funny

    (This is the assumption that the m in F=ma and the m's in F= Gm1.m2/r^2 are the same thing).

    That's what she said.

    1. Re:I know, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, the DOE will likely crush him. Many come hoping to change things. They leave... broken men.

    2. Re:I know, right? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      (This is the assumption that the m in F=ma and the m's in F= Gm1.m2/r^2 are the same thing)

      Bah! Just another example of More-of-the-Same! Where's the change we were promised from the Obama Administration!

      Just another example of an Obama appointee trying to maintain a status quo!

    3. Re:I know, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's dead

    4. Re:I know, right? by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

    5. Re:I know, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he's just made it 2,500 times as painfully obvious that nothing is going to change!

    6. Re:I know, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens when you have an entrenched bureaucracy that is interested in only self-preservation and self-promotion. It's ridiculous that civil servants are unionized.

    7. Re:I know, right? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Well, since he has survived as director of a DOE lab for over 4 years, and is still managing to keep his sanity, I give him at least a 50% chance of surviving Washington. (As part of his job as director of LBL, he would have probably weekly meetings in Washington for the past 4+ years too, so he is not inexperienced as an administrator and dealing with politicians).

    8. Re:I know, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably shouldn't click that link either, it's just a link to Roland's blog.

  2. Not "final" by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The title seems to imply he wont make any more breakthroughs after taking office. Yet I hope and I think that he should continue to due science work even after taking office and there is no reason why he couldnt.

    1. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...he should continue to due science...

      You've got to be fucking kidding me. Eye can't believe you just did that.

    2. Re:Not "final" by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Cool, so now can I say that I took diff eq before I went into highschool?

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    3. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He shall continue to make great advances in the field of Science -at least as long as the supply of Atmospherium holds out.

    4. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keith Dawson wrongly titles yet another article. Surprise surprise.

    5. Re:Not "final" by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Chu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office

      Keith Dawson wrongly titles yet another article. Surprise surprise.

      (I'm going to assume the title hasn't changed since you wrote that.)

      Unless Chu has another breakthrough he's going to unleash before... Tuesday I would say it's a pretty accurate title. I doubt he'll make another breakthrough in 24 hours.

    6. Re:Not "final" by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd just love to hear him use the phrase, "Look at me, still talking while there's science to do."

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    7. Re:Not "final" by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I'd rather hear, "Stand back! I'm performing science!"

    8. Re:Not "final" by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      I'd just love to hear him use the phrase, "Look at me, still talking while there's science to do."

      /starts slow clap

      Pure awesome.

    9. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want to hear him testify before congress and use the phrase "Science... it works, bitches."

    10. Re:Not "final" by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      he should continue to due science work even after taking office and there is no reason why he couldnt.

      Right, because as Secretary of Energy he'll have oodles of spare time. It's not as if the nation needs governing or anything.

    11. Re:Not "final" by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hey, they could use more cake in the DOE. :)

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    12. Re:Not "final" by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I would love "Oh yeah? *Fuck* your theory!". But unfortunately that's a bit strong for a man in his position.

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    13. Re:Not "final" by stevenm86 · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir. It is the first thing I hit ^F for when this page loaded.

    14. Re:Not "final" by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Unless Chu has another breakthrough he's going to unleash before... Tuesday I would say it's a pretty accurate title. I doubt he'll make another breakthrough in 24 hours.

      Oh, the way things go in the academia, I wouldn't be surprised if there's another paper in preparation with Steve Chu's name on it.

      If you fudge the timing a little (you know, did the breakthrough happen when the experiment worked and data was taken, or did it happen when a public version of preprint showed up somewhere?), this may indeed not be his final breakthrough before taking office.

    15. Re:Not "final" by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny

      The uranium cake was a lie!

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    16. Re:Not "final" by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Hate to close the door on him yet...

      http://www-personal.umich.edu/~jlawler/aue/sig.html

      The future is an uncertain thing. Perhaps America will be destroyed with Russian nuclear missiles by tomorrow. Perhaps Obama will be assassinated and someone else will be chosen for the post. Perhaps he will turn down the post at the last minute. Perhaps there will be another breakthrough.

      The title (possibly wrongfully, but probably not) assumes that Chu has no additional breakthroughs (or even research published) before he takes an office (which he may be unwilling or unable to do, and which may not exist) that he was appointed to (assuming the appointment is not revoked or otherwise taken apart) for a president and country (that may not exist tomorrow). You cannot say with definite certainty that this is "Chu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office".

      I know that we are splitting hairs here, but the point is that articles titles should not proclaim anything about the future, ever. They should be solidly based in facts, and not misleading in any way.

    17. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know that we are splitting hairs here, but the point is that articles titles should not proclaim anything about the future, ever. They should be solidly based in facts, and not misleading in any way.

      On the topic of hair-splitting... So there should be no article titles regarding the catastrophic hurricane that will hit the US mainland tomorrow?

    18. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Yellowcake', but it still made me giggle. I think I'm going to steal it. AC for obvious reasons.

    19. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG, mod parent UP!

    20. Re:Not "final" by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Right, because as Secretary of Energy he'll have oodles of spare time. It's not as if the nation needs governing or anything.

      The secretary of energy governs the nation? That explains a lot about these gas prices.

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    21. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not as if the nation needs governing or anything.

      I'm a libertarian, you insensitive clod!

    22. Re:Not "final" by gargletheape · · Score: 1

      "Unless Chu has another breakthrough he's going to unleash before... Tuesday I would say it's a pretty accurate title. I doubt he'll make another breakthrough in 24 hours."

      Yeah right.

      (The following takes place between 8 AM and 9 AM)
      Steven Chu: tell me where the blueprints for the fusion drive are!
      Arab type: No.
      SC: But I must have the design to announce at the inauguration!
      Arab type: your problem
      SC: Then I'll torture your children in front of your eyes by satellite
      Lackey1: but the uplink is encrypted!
      Lackey2: I will hack the password by zooming into this security camera footage conveniently to hand
      Lackey3: Look! The Ayrab escaped in the confusion!
      Steven Chu: Damn. Set up a perimeter!

    23. Re:Not "final" by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      he probably wants to make a neat gun
      for the people who are still alive.

    24. Re:Not "final" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    25. Re:Not "final" by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      At some point the fraction of worldlines that lead to "Chu won't have any more breakthroughs and will becomes SecEnergy tomorrow" becomes close enough to 1 that acknowledging alternatives is no longer meaningful, in the same sense that acknowledging alternatives to the hypothesis of the Sun rising tomorrow morning isn't meaningful.

    26. Re:Not "final" by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      I live in Florida (Tampa ish). I remember when Hurricane Katrina was going to hit Florida. I remember when Charley was going to hit Tampa. I remember when Jeanne wasn't going to hit Tampa. The news headlines at the time said "Hurricane will hit ____" rather than the correct "Hurricane is predicted to hit ___".

      Charley especially was predicted to hit Tampa a day before it decided that it wasn't.

      So no, while we are splitting hairs, the news headlines should not ever state the future as fact.

      PS - there are plenty of hurricanes in this area that have decided not to hit the US mainland and instead go for Mexico

    27. Re:Not "final" by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? What if he discovers a way to stop time? Then he'll be able to make all sorts of breakthroughs between now and tomorrow noon!

      - RG>

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    28. Re:Not "final" by mojodamm · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Jack Bauer...

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  3. Interferowhatsjiggy? by gravos · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case you're an idiot like me, you might appreciate to know that interferometry is about studying the properties of two or more waves by looking at the pattern of interference created by their superposition. The instrument used to interfere the waves together is called an interferometer.

    What, you don't remember this stuff from Physics 101? Shame on you...

    1. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And seriously, who here in /. does _not_ know what it is.

      People with mod points.

    2. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What was the point of your post? If you are, as you say, too stupid to know what interferobolloxs is then why would you make a post to explain it to us? And seriously, who here in /. does _not_ know what it is.

      The point is, intelligent people with a better-than-average knowledge of physics may not be familiar with atom interferometry. He didn't know what it was, researched it, and provided a definition for the benefit of others. That's being informative. Whining about how stupid it is to provide information because you're, admittedly, unfamiliar with the subject is flaming.

    3. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by fermion · · Score: 5, Informative
      An interferometer is a cool device. By splitting a single beam of light into two, we end up with two identical waves which can then be made to interfere to create patterns that can be observed with the unaided eye. The cool thing is that microscopic changes in path length result in macroscopic changes in the pattern.

      One of the neatest applications of this is the Michaelson Morely experiment. A the time of this work, theory was going back and forth between light as a wave and light as particle, and at the time light was a classical wave, which meant it needed a medium to travel, like sound needs air or water waves. It was theorized that the universe was saturated with an aether to carry the light. IIRC, it was theorized that as the Earth moved through the aether, there would be differences in the speed of light based on direction the light is going. In this work, a light beam was split, made to travel in perpendicular direction, and the difference in speed measured.

      No difference was measured. this implied that no aether existed. this implies that the waves traveled without a medium. This was quite a surprising result, and was the beginning of the end for classical mechanics. 10 years later we had quantized energy, 15 years later we had the photoelectric effect tell us light was a particle, and a few years after that we have matrix and wave mechanics.

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    4. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by HiVizDiver · · Score: 5, Funny

      And seriously, who here in /. does _not_ know what it is.

      *raises hand*

      Some of us don't have time to learn EVERYTHING, since we do go outside every once in a while. That's that bright place between your folks' basement and the D&D store, btw.

    5. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      a few years after that we have matrix and wave mechanics.

      And a few years later we have the whole thing is a hologram and the speed of light (and everything else) is subject to where you are because that alters your light cone and hence your local laws of physics.

      Sometimes I think the more you know, the more aware you are of how much you don't know.

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    6. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Shag · · Score: 1

      I'm used to interferometry (in the astronomical context), but a particle physicist I'm not, and this abstract left me wishing there were an abstract of the abstract.

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    7. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I hadn't even heard of it before, let alone developed an understanding. I couldn't estimate where my Physics knowledge would fall compared to Slashdot's viewers distrobution but it seems pretty good compared to the none Physicists I've met.

    8. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      That article was about a laser-based interferometer having noise that might have been the result of a holographic universe, I wonder if the noise this breakthrough removed was the same noise observed there or a ddifferent kind?

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    9. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by symbolset · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wonder if the noise this breakthrough removed was the same noise observed there or a ddifferent kind?

      Neither. The world-as-you-know it is imaginary. The rest of us are really not here. All of this stimulus is being fed directly into your brain by a computer. You're in a coma, and not likely to recover. Sorry, dude. We'll make it look as close to real as we can. (Roll cheerleader porn).

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    10. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Um -- between the basement and the D&D store is just some internet. Why do you call it "bright"?

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    11. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      If light is both a wave and a particle, does that mean that the light "wave" is actually a standing wave (vibration?) inside the light particle (aka photon)? With the particle moving the wave would appear to be travelling.

      What happens if two photons collide (head-on)? Do they go straight through each other? Do they bounce? With the theory that every particle exhibits wave/particle duality, they should bounce.

    12. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      I didn't. I was going to look it up, but I figured someone would explain it in the comments. Oh, look....

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    13. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      All of this stimulus is being fed directly into your brain by a computer. (...) We'll make it look as close to real as we can. (Roll cheerleader porn).

      Still on the very first Matrix, eh?

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    14. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by marcsherman · · Score: 1

      Um -- between the basement and the D&D store is just some internet. Why do you call it "bright"?

      He must have a fiber optic net feed.

    15. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Smauler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thirded. Outside was a difficult concept to me too before I read the GP's explanation. Wait a minute....

    16. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      'No difference was measured. this implied that no aether existed.'

      Not quite; that is one hypothesis. Another is that the earth is the centre of the universe. The maths of dynamics, however, becomes a real mess.

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    17. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 1

      They don't bounce. You get the superposition of the two separate lightwaves. That is, you take the sum of the individual light waves. If there are out of phase by 90degrees, you get destructive interference (zero amplitude of the resulting wave function). If they are in phase, you get constructive interference (higher amplitude of the resulting lightwave). Light displays the wave/particle duality. Depending on what you do, a photon will behave as a particle, or it will behave as a wave. A photon (light packet) could be seen as a collection (superposition) of waves. Each wave travels with a wave-velocity, but the total travels with the group velocity. While the individual wave velocity can be higher than the group velocity, the group velocity equals the speed of light (duh). More I can't dig out of my memory at the moment. Sorry, this is not my daily topic.

    18. Re:Interferowhatsjiggy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is best to think the of the wave and particle descriptions of light, or any quantum mechanical particle, as a metaphor. It is not that a light is either a particle or a wave, but that when we measure it using certain methods, the results will either correspond to what we consider properties of a wave or properties of a particle. For instance a wave has a frequency while a particle might have a mass.

      This gets more complicated when on talks about collisions. Classically, a collision occurs due to the interaction of the EM fields. It is like a mosquito walking on water, the insect cannot break the surface tension, so does not go through. At a QM level it becomes more complicated. There are fermions, like quarks and electrons, that cannot occupy the same space. They can collide with destructive consequence. Then there are bosons, like photons, that can occupy the same space. If light collides, it does not disintegrate or bounce, but superimposes, which is the basis of this experiment, creating patterns on the screen. Now this only happens if we let the experiment run and try not to see what arm the photon is actually traveling. If we do measure which path the light is taking, then we "collapse the wave" and no interference pattern exists, but light is still not colliding, at least not in any classical sense. Which is more than was asked. To put it simply, if light is measured as a wave, it can interfere. If it is measured as a particle, it will just bounce off the screen, but not really interact with other photons.

      On interesting aspect of this is the photo electric effect, in which we observe photons of a proper energy push the electrons of a metal off the surface of that metal. The brighter the light, i.e. the more photons, the more electrons get push off. But if the frequency, i.e. energy, or the light is not matched to the metal, no electrons get pushed off. Quite interesting.

  4. Any relation to Alex Chu? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    There was a researcher named Alex Chu who was involved in measuring the effects of oscillating magnetic fields in near-body encompassments. I remember he had made some significant progress, but haven't heard much else about it in a while.

    I wonder if they are related.

    1. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Chu is a popular name, you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.alexchiu.com/

    3. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by MrMista_B · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just because it's a popular last name doesn't mean that everyone with the last name 'Chu' is sterile, you insensitie clod.

    4. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but he's a relation to Frank Chu.

    5. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by wesman83 · · Score: 1

      Chu has a brother who is in science but his name is Gilbert.

    6. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just because it's a popular last name doesn't mean that everyone with the last name 'Chu' is sterile, you insensitie clod.

      Quite the opposite, I would think.

    7. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Wow... just wow. This page shows some before and after shots of people who've used "Gorgeouspil". Hint to any wannabe market droids out there - don't use a picture taken on halloween as an after shot for your beauty enhancing drug. Seriuosly...

    8. Re:Any relation to Alex Chu? by ryen · · Score: 1

      Doubt it. But that reminds me of the time my freshmen year when I leaned over to the indian fella next to me with lastname Patel and said "would you happen to be related to so-and-so Patel from my highschool?".

      He got a good laugh, and me a quick lesson.

  5. Obviously... by overzero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously this is just an attempt by the democrats to distract from the nation's problems as Obama takes office. They should be ashamed of themselves for exploiting the public's interest in atom interferometry this way.

    1. Re:Obviously... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My kingdom for a mod point!

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    2. Re:Obviously... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point!

      sadly you didn't tell the mod you traded your kingdom to where it should be placed.

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    3. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sorry, but what with the housing market down and all, that would overvalue your mom's basement.

  6. Nice Change by zwekiel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a nice change from the previous high level government officials of the Bush Administration, who were appointed not based on their knowledge and experience in a given field, but their willingness to bend the truth according to the Bush administration dogma.

    1. Re:Nice Change by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a nice change from the previous high level government officials of the Bush Administration, who were appointed not based on their knowledge and experience in a given field, but their willingness to bend the truth according to the Bush administration dogma.

      That was my initial reaction. But at that level of responsibility I much prefer someone being appointed for their competency to manage well rather than their ability to do technical work. I have no idea if Chu is a good manager or not, just saying that the Peter Principle is something to be avoided.

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    2. Re:Nice Change by overzero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this is even truer than it sounds. A lot of people Obama's tagged have very little incentive to take the position other than if they feel they might be able to get stuff done. All the good scientists I know mostly just want to work on cool and interesting things and see administration and bureaucracy as a necessary evil, making the aspects of these jobs which can be exploited for monetary gain less attractive than getting back to a lab. Furthermore, any career politicians in their positions would be ruined by going around the administration, whereas it's not like Steven Chu will ever struggle to find a job he wants. The upshot is that these guys have little to lose by being forced to resign, whereas it'd look horrible for Obama if they go off in a huff because he won't listen to them. Obama's been accused of talking change without having any substance, but I think he just hit the point of no return on following good science. It'll certainly be nice to see Nobel Prizes having more weight than Magic 8-Balls.

    3. Re:Nice Change by overzero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Two things:

      First, someone as generally intelligent as Chu should be able to figure his job out no matter what. We're not talking about idiot savants here, we're talking about people who are incredibly good learners.

      Second, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Berkeley_National_Laboratory

    4. Re:Nice Change by antic · · Score: 1

      "That was my initial reaction. But at that level of responsibility I much prefer someone being appointed for their competency to manage well rather than their ability to do technical work. I have no idea if Chu is a good manager or not, just saying that the Peter Principle is something to be avoided."

      I can appreciate that, but I think there's also an advantage in someone like this being elevated to that position where they may serve as inspiration for others.

      Hadn't heard of the Peter Principle before - cheers!

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    5. Re:Nice Change by jo42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What makes you think Bush appointees where good managers? Or where even close to being competent for the position they where appointed to?

    6. Re:Nice Change by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Err, he is the director of LBNL, so I would assume he would be a good manager as well as a good scientist.

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    7. Re:Nice Change by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      the danger with that, is he might not know the in's and out's of washington and be ineffective. the best managers i've ever had were non techincal (also the worst where as well), he might not be willing to listen to other points of view either - you just have to look on /. to see how unwilling the science/geek types are to consider other peoples opinions as having some merit.

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    8. Re:Nice Change by Fishmoney · · Score: 1

      That was my initial reaction. But at that level of responsibility I much prefer someone being appointed for their competency to manage well rather than their ability to do technical work. I have no idea if Chu is a good manager or not, just saying that the Peter Principle is something to be avoided.

      The role of a professor in research at a university IS mostly management. Especially with a high profile scientist like Chu, much of his work would be traveling and raising grant money while giving suggestions and guidance to a large group of graduate students who do the actual lab work.

    9. Re:Nice Change by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Don't make that assumption. I've worked for other DOE labs and some directors were not particularly well respected.

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    10. Re:Nice Change by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      Dunno, my dad works for a DoE lab (LLNL) and he seems to respect the director. In fact, just this past Friday we ran into two friends of my dad's who work at LBNL, and they both had good things to say about Steven Chu. I think he'll do a good job personally, but we'll see.

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    11. Re:Nice Change by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I continue to find it strange that so many people think that competence in the core field of a department is second to management skills. What makes management so special that you can rely on a collaborator to have the core competency but not the management skills ?

      Of course, I'd rather have one with both but, well, is it really preferable to have a good manager with poor scientific skills at the head of what is mainly a technology department rather than a scientist with poor managerial skills (which, some clues indicate, Chu is not) ?

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    12. Re:Nice Change by Improv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know a lot about Chu, but over the years I've worked at a University, I've come to the conclusion that people skills and scientific skills are largely orthoganal - some people have both, but a number of researchers are either extraordinarily shy and nonconfrontational or egomaniacs, neither of which make good leaders. I hope that Chu is of the sort that's good at both.

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    13. Re:Nice Change by syousef · · Score: 1

      That was my initial reaction. But at that level of responsibility I much prefer someone being appointed for their competency to manage well rather than their ability to do technical work. I have no idea if Chu is a good manager or not, just saying that the Peter Principle is something to be avoided.

      That's rather unfair. I'm guessing this wasn't a one man technical effort and that Steven Chu led a team. Now that doesn't immediately make him competent to lead at the national level but I don't think he could be where he is without some management skills. In my experience the best managers I've had are ex-techies who've either lost interest, or patience, or passion...or have other responsibilities (usually one or more children) and who don't want to spend the time keeping up with every technical development any more. The only way to know if he'll do well at the national level is to try him out and see how he does.

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    14. Re:Nice Change by mako1138 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work at LBL (as a guest, not an employee) and Steven Chu is very well-liked around here. He does have a rather disturbing laugh though.

    15. Re:Nice Change by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scientist with a disturbing laugh?

      Does he have a habit of laughing while doing an experiment in the lab in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm?

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    16. Re:Nice Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the Secretary of Energy actually manages the nitty gritty details of the DoE. Secretaries are political appointments, with political duties. In American politics, a large number of Democrats will take up high ranking positions in the DoE, manage the bureaucracy and report to the Secretary, who will be largely responsible for conveying policy direction to his staff, and relating reports from his staff to the president. In (more reasonable) Canadian Politics, every Minister (our equivalent of Secretaries) is matched with a senior beurocrat from within the department. That senior beurocrat is (supposedly) apointed to that position because of their managerial skills. The Ministers job is to pass legislation, and the beurocrats job is to enterpret that legislation, and codify it into policy. A good minister is simply one who can advise Government on issues relating to the field so that legislation that the government crafts will obtain desirable policy outcomes.

      Tl;dr: The job is political. While 'managerial' skills are useful, more importantly are the ability to communicate ideas, understand and interpret reports, and the ability to grasp a larger, overarching goal of you're department. A high level of specialization in the field is a gigantic boon to those most important qualities.

    17. Re:Nice Change by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Because at the highest levels it is more important to understand how to mange your technical people to get the job done that it is to know exactly what they are doing. That's not to say that some understanding to the technology involved shouldn't be a goal of a good manager. Clearly you can't make decisions about direction without know what you are directing; but at the highest level of an organization I rather see a brilliant manager with a good overview of the technology, than a brilliant technician who lacks the ability to properly motivate and direct people. The ideal, of course, is a brilliant technician and manager who understands the technology AND can motivate and direct people. Here's hoping Steven Chu is the last of these.

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    18. Re:Nice Change by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Because at the highest levels it is more important to understand how to mange your technical people to get the job done that it is to know exactly what they are doing.

      Well, I disagree here. In this particular department, I feel it is important for the decision maker to know how nuclear waste decays, for example, and what are the reasonable expectation one can have in a 5 years horizon about nuclear recycling. He will have to make decisions based on this particular knowledge. Such decisions could endanger whole regions for several centuries if done badly. I'd rather have him use ten times the resources a good manager would need to make his administration work than having him make a single bad decision regarding a long-term energy strategy.

      Catastrophic failures are possible both by lack of technological knowledge and by lack of managerial skill. I just fail to see why the latter are more serious in most people's opinion.

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    19. Re:Nice Change by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      You're comparing apples to oranges. I never said I'd rather have a drooling idiot with management experience than a scientist, I said I'd rather have a good mangers with a fair understanding of the technical issues that a poor manager who happened to by very knowledgeable. The first would have the resources and ability to find out about the half-life of various fissionable materials and get good people to tell him what the long term repercussions of a given disposal method would be. He'd make a decision based on the knowledge and advice of people that know what they are talking about and his own basic knowledge of the overall picture. That's what mangers do. They collect large amounts of big picture info and combine it with some fine grained information where needed to make decisions. A poor manager, no matter what his subject matter expertise, may make a bad decision because he didn't have all of the information (no one is an expert in every facet of every problem) and didn't know it. He may not make a decision at all because he delegated critical responsibilities or was unaware a problem existed.

      It's also worth pointing out that I'm not arguing against Chu. He seems, at first blush, to be more that competent both as a scientist and a manager. I'm not saying that the two can't coexist, just that in the absence of a choice that is both, the manager role is more important for the Energy Secretary than the scientist role. If we were talking about a job as science adviser to the Sec. of Energy, the opposite would be true.

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    20. Re:Nice Change by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      He managed the politics of a lab, didn't he? After the machinations of the academic world, politics will probably be a breath of fresh air.

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    21. Re:Nice Change by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      My point was simply that becoming director does not necessarily correlate to being a good manager.
      Kind of like becoming president does not necessarily correlate to being a good president,

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    22. Re:Nice Change by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      In this particular case we already know that Chu has experience managing govt labs as he is the director of Lawrence Berkley National Lab and by all measures is doing good.

      Indeed, I would be more surprised if he actually did any actual research on this breakthrough than him being a bad manager. Staff at that level are organizers first and VERY rarely, if ever, have time to do more than manage. I can not say "never have time", though I have yet to find even staff at a group leader level do more than chase funding, tell you that you are doing good work, and sign their name on your papers (not that this is wrong - couldn't be there without chasing said funding).

      At that level there are also many wanting his name on their paper (it gets both funding and press), it is not uncommon for people in his seat to have had almost *nothing* to do with the projects (including chase funding), simply look at how many projects he heads and number of papers published - they guy would have to be a dynamo, live in a world with 48 hour long days, and never sleep in order to even come close to doing more than having a 2 hour meeting a quarter per project (and then probably given to someone else - I never saw any lab director at any of those meetings I attended).

      Of course, they also have to able to do real research, they didn't get to that position through the academic weenie path by not being academics, but the chances of him doing more than reading the paper and giving his thumbs up is slim. Indeed - most research staff in national labs have to go through a decision phase on if they go into management or stay as a researcher (management being the only way to move "up" pay grade scales) - even then a large portion of them more or less guide a number of post-docs and grad students.

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    23. Re:Nice Change by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      Right. My point was that managerial types haven't done so good in the past 8 years, so this might be a better idea, but we shall see.

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    24. Re:Nice Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly the best possible situation is to have someone who is a good manager in charge of a team of people who are experts in the field.

    25. Re:Nice Change by maxume · · Score: 1

      Bad example. Bodman is a competent former scientist.

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    26. Re:Nice Change by 2short · · Score: 1



      "My point was simply that becoming director does not necessarily correlate to being a good manager."

      True. Having people look at you record as manager and nominate you for Secretary of Energy might be more indicative though. Chu isn't a big campaign contributor nor a famous partisan ideologue. Obama appears (to me) to be appointing people largely on competence anyway, but in this particular case, I've not heard any suggestion of any other reason to go with Chu.

    27. Re:Nice Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, don't get many thunderstorms in Berkeley. Have to make do with laughing while doing an experiment in the lab in the middle of the night during an earthquake.

    28. Re:Nice Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if leadership in the scientific / engineering community works like that. This is purely anecdotal but when I defer to a peer on a project of any kind there one person I go to. And he has a pretty introverted personality and has only the bare minimal of social skills but he is smart and when he suggest a way to fix a problem its a safe bet that it will work or the general approach will work.

      The point here is that the guy with the best social skills/classic leadership skills for me at least will be passed over in a second for smartest guy in the room even if that person can barely make eye contact and talks in a near whisper.

  7. For the Record... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    From http://arXiv.org/auth/show-endorsers/0901.1819 :

    Holger Müller: Is registered as an author of this paper.

    Sven Herrmann, Sheng-wey Chiow and Steven Chu are not registered as owners of this paper.

    Sure, it doesn't nail down who did what exactly, but if I had a question about the paper, I'm asking Holger first.

    1. Re:For the Record... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to http://arxiv.org/help/not-registered.html, Steven Chu may not be a registered owner for as simple a reason as not having a user account with that website.

      That said, Mueller is listed as final author of the paper and Steven Chu is listed second to last, which pretty much throws all assumptions based on position out the window. (See http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=562 for a comedic but sadly true primer).

      Mueller served as a postdoc under Chu but both are professors. Based on Mueller's other publications (http://www.physics.berkeley.edu/research/faculty/mueller.html) and Chu's second-to-last position, I'd say the other two names are postdocs in his lab. Really, I'd ask those two if you want to know the specifics on this experiment. Blind guess at Chu's role, but probably functionally a PI - more of an adviser role.

    2. Re:For the Record... by artor3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Chu is a big name, so its hard to tell whether he was the driving force behind this research, or tossed on the list of authors to get funding. Muller is an Assistant Professor. Chiow is a post-doc.

      Herrman, I can't find a position for via a quick google search, but it looks like he's been putting out papers under Muller for 5 years, which means he's been working under him even longer. The only way you'd work under one person for that long without having a larger internet presence is as a meek and lowly grad student.

      Therefore, my guess is this - Muller or Chu comes up with idea. Chu gets funding. Muller does the over-arching theory behind the idea (probably with help from Chu). Chiow leads in actual lab work, while Herrman does the grunt work. But hey, at least its better than being an undergrad. Those poor saps probably got jobs like "write down the number on this display every ten minutes for the next four hours", and they don't even end up getting listed.

    3. Re:For the Record... by nairolF · · Score: 3, Informative

      From http://arxiv.org/auth/show-endorsers/0901.1819 :

      Holger Müller: Is registered as an author of this paper.

      This means that Holger Müller is the guy who logged onto arXiv and uploaded the paper. It has nothing to do with who actually contributed how much to the research.

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    4. Re:For the Record... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but that's a lot of speculation, and all of the points are refuted by my specific experience as an undergrad, grad student, and post-doc: The lead PI, especially if he or she is established (as Chu and Muller obviously are), will give credit where it's due to as many people as possible, *especially* undergraduates and grad students, who could really use a jump-start to their careers.

  8. great researcher not a great manager make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hard to think of many examples where a brilliant researcher turned into a great administrator. James D. Watson is perhaps exception that proves the rule - he was brilliant but lazy, who seemed to be in the right place at the right time when he co-discovered the structure of the DNA molecule.

    Meanwhile at NASA we have Michael Griffin, and the Ares/Direct controversy that sprung up around him. Doesn't this kind of thing make the Obama people (and Congress) nervous?

    1. Re:great researcher not a great manager make by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are right. Many researchers would not make a good manager. OTH, Dr. Chu is ALREADY director of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and doing a good job. I am guessing that he will do a bang up job as nation director. Far too often politicians bring in more politicians because they LIKE the person, not because the person is qualified to lead. In this case, Chu is not likely to be BSed.
      In light of the idiots that we have had directing the science world for the last 8 years (and to be honest even in Clinton and reagans terms), this is refreshing.

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    2. Re:great researcher not a great manager make by Brandybuck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some of the biggest idiots I have met in my life have also had the most IQ and education.

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    3. Re:great researcher not a great manager make by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Some of the biggest idiots I have met in my life have also had the most IQ and education.

      That may be true. It is also true, however, that a very large fraction of the idiots I have met in *my* life have low IQs and little education.

      Moral: Maybe you should stop hanging around in law firms?

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  9. So Let me get this straight by voss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our incoming president reads spiderman comics and his secretary of energy is some incredible nobel prize winning genius who ran a program called "Bio-X", can we possibly get more nerdy?

    1. Re:So Let me get this straight by MrMista_B · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Our incoming president reads spiderman comics and his secretary of energy is some incredible nobel prize winning genius who ran a program called "Bio-X", can we possibly get more *AWESOME*?

      There, fixed that for you.

    2. Re:So Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama ... Oooo BAM Ahhh... fap fap fap OOOOO BAAAAAAM AAHHHAHHA fap fap fap fap fap

    3. Re:So Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can we possibly get more nerdy?

      Yes, if Obama starts calling him "Chewie."

    4. Re:So Let me get this straight by KNicolson · · Score: 2

      My (well, not mine really, as I can't vote) Prime Minister reads manga and his ex-Defense Minister builds plastic models of battleships and fighter planes, but they are far, far, far from *AWESOME*!

    5. Re:So Let me get this straight by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      We could find out Obama has some sort of underground lab where he works on armor powered by an implanted reactor of some sort. Yes, we can definitely get more awesome.

    6. Re:So Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you live in Japan. The prime minister is admittedly more vocal about his interest than most, but reading manga is about as exceptional as, I don't know, having two legs.

    7. Re:So Let me get this straight by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      DUDE! Ixnay onay ethay ronmaniay!

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  10. Re:Unfortunately... by joocemann · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...the article didn't say who did the work.

    Just the politician whose name is attached to it.

    unfortunately.. you don't understand whats going on.... the man being selected for the DOE position is a scientist, not a politician. And while preparing to become a politician, he still made progress as a scientist.

    It says who did the work. Steven Chu. He will soon become a politician who has actually done something in life.

  11. Re:practical use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ^-- I'm with stupid

  12. Re:Unfortunately... by Maxmin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...I didn't read the article, so I don't know who did the work.

    There, fixed that for you.

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  13. Re:practical use? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah it's a shame Joe Sixpack hasn't been able to enjoy any of the techno-elitist discoveries of the last 2,000 years (or as he used to be called Joe Sixmule).

    What we need to do is elect more people without any experience or education in the area they've been tapped to administer so that government can concentrate on failing to provide any service what so ever.

  14. Wrong experience ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The last thing you want is someone so hands on in a high level position. Those people need to know how to pick people they can trust to properly carry out tasks. In this case a knowledge of business and how the world works is far superior to some idealistic lab experience.

    1. Re:Wrong experience ? by artor3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      He's the director of a research institute with over four thousand employees and a half billion dollar budget. I think he can handle the managerial stuff just fine.

    2. Re:Wrong experience ? by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes... that's the way it's been a long time here in America. I couldn't be more fucking psyched for some idealistic lab experience if I were the governor of Eureka.

    3. Re:Wrong experience ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last thing you want is someone so hands on in a high level position. Those people need to know how to pick people they can trust to properly carry out tasks. In this case a knowledge of business and how the world works is far superior to some idealistic lab experience.

      AH-hahahahahahahaha!

      Oh wait, you were serious. Let me laugh even harder!

      (ROFDL!)

      *znork* 'Cause yeah, having things run by generic managerialists with no idea what's happening under them has been such a fantastic idea in the past. It's why government in the 20th century developed a reputation as capable and efficient, with initiatives and regulations that were brilliantly suited to the problems they were aimed at.
        Oh man, I can't keep this up a straight face. I give up.

    4. Re:Wrong experience ? by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that's worked *SO* well for the past 8 years.

    5. Re:Wrong experience ? by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      The last thing you want is someone so hands on in a high level position.

      Worked for Monika Lewinsky.

    6. Re:Wrong experience ? by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Worked for Monika Lewinsky.

      Lewinski? Don't want to stain that good name. Might get a dressing-down.

    7. Re:Wrong experience ? by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lewinski?

      Close, but no cigar.

    8. Re:Wrong experience ? by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that's worked *SO* well for the past 38 years.

      fixed

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    9. Re:Wrong experience ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.

      The real question is how well can he handle a crowbar?

  15. Dammit Steve Chu by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Funny
    He's gone and made us all have to feel inferior again. Seriously, does the man just exist to make the rest of us feel like we're idiots who can't get anything accomplished in life? I have to ask myself what Steve Chu could do to be more impressive and at this point the list is pretty short:

    1. Prove the Riemann Hypothesis.

    2. Bring peace to the Mid-East.

    3. Turn out that to have made an amazingly human AI in his free time that escaped and now calls itself Randall Munroe and writes xkcd.

    1. Re:Dammit Steve Chu by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, he'll bring Linux to the desktop, cure cancer, and get Adobe to release 64-bit Photoshop for the Mac... in that order.

    2. Re:Dammit Steve Chu by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      I see a successor to the Chuck Norris facts...

    3. Re:Dammit Steve Chu by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      I see a successor to the Chuck Norris facts...

      Heck, I just saw a successor to the Chuck Norris facts.

    4. Re:Dammit Steve Chu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft. If Steven Chu had created Randall Munroe as an AI, then that xkcd strip about focusing cosmic rays using dense air wouldn't have made the tragic mistake of assuming that cosmic rays are electromagnetic in nature, rather than being particles (mostly protons).

    5. Re:Dammit Steve Chu by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Seriously, does the man just exist to make the rest of us feel like we're idiots who can't get anything accomplished in life?

      According to his latest paper, still waiting peer review before being published in the Journal of Physics, the answer is yes.

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  16. Many men smoke... by Blaede · · Score: 1

    ...but fu manchu.

  17. Experience? by greatgreygreengreasy · · Score: 0

    It's great and all that he's so smart, but how will his experience translate into change in our nation's energy policy? We get most of our power from coal, oil, natural gas, and hydro, so how does his research have any bearing on those sources?

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    1. Re:Experience? by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's great and all that he's so smart, but how will his experience translate into change in our nation's energy policy? We get most of our power from coal, oil, natural gas, and hydro, so how does his research have any bearing on those sources?

      well, as a physicist he would know from examination of the energy alternatives being debated whether energy lobbyists are blowing smoke or voicing genuine concerns.

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    2. Re:Experience? by shaka · · Score: 1

      It's great and all that he's so smart, but how will his experience translate into change in our nation's energy policy? We get most of our power from coal, oil, natural gas, and hydro, so how does his research have any bearing on those sources?

      Since he was appointed director of LBL in 2004, he has focused the organization on research into alternative energy. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Chu#Energy_and_global_warming.

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  18. Qualifications by Brandybuck · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let's hope he's got equally impressive breakthroughs planned for his encore as US Secretary of Energy

    There is a world of difference between physics and the Department of Energy. One deals with particles and waves and mathematics, the other deals with human beings, tangled networks of regulations, and discordant policy objectives. Mr. Chu's qualifications as a scientist will have no bearing in his new role.

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    1. Re:Qualifications by Anpheus · · Score: 5, Informative

      As has been pointed out many, many, ... many times before.

      He's the director, as in, head honcho, manager type, of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, a Department of Energy funded facility. He's undoubtedly familiar with the rules and regulations of the DoE. In addition, he directs a staff over -over- four thousand scientists and management, and commands a budget -over- five hundred million dollars annually.

      How is he not qualified, again?

    2. Re:Qualifications by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Only $500 million a year? That's what one shuttle launch costs. It appears our DoE could use a bit of a budget boost.

    3. Re:Qualifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that we should scrap the shuttle program and dump the savings into energy infrastructure? Sounds crazy, but hey I'm game...

    4. Re:Qualifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it is over 9000.

  19. Re:Nice Change... to the outgoing/slinking admoni by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Chew on THIS, you wankers! We've got a a spidey and an x man inbound, so, unlike yours, we have some enlightened phat to Chu on...

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  20. Re:practical use? by Artuir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm so tired of the Bush administration. Please, let it die. :(

  21. I'm not a physicist but that is a terrible summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... cancelling out the noise introduced by lasers, which work as beam splitters sending atoms down different arms ..."

    Lasers work as beams splitters ?

    Sending atoms ?

    Um, yeah, right.

  22. Nerdy? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that, but it certainly sounds like a recipe for disaster.

    When Obama turns into an evil Oba-man we'll know who to blame.

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    1. Re:Nerdy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, sounds like some Obamination to me...

  23. Re:Unfortunately... by Hooya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I seriously hope that this new administration will end the era where willful ignorance was a virtue.

  24. He is 2nd to Last Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Which probably means he is just being credited as administrator of the Lab.

  25. Re:Unfortunately... by Maxmin · · Score: 5, Informative

    He will soon become a politician who has actually done something in life.

    What's more, he's replacing a typical D.C. corporate revolving-door appointment, Samuel Bodman. The man sat on his thumbs while energy prices trebled during Bush's time. He came from Wall Street ferchrisakes, and he'll probably head back to the corporate world, where I'm sure he'll be heartily welcomed for taking up the business agenda while at DOE.

    With Chu, there's a pretty good chance he'll point DOE in a new direction, towards funded research for actual energy alternatives.

    Good riddance to the Bush robber barons.

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  26. Re:practical use? by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What we need to do is elect more people without any experience or education in the area they've been tapped to administer so that government can concentrate on failing to provide any service what so ever.

    There's two schools of thought when it comes to management:

    1. Managers should have experience in the field so they can make informed decisions based on their background knowledge.
    2. Managers should know how to manage and can rely on advisers to provide the technical information upon which they base their decisions

    And the thing is, neither school of thought is inherently right or wrong.
    It is totally dependent on the position to be filled and many can go either way.

    For example, Obama picked the 1st type of manager to be Sec of Energy, yet he picked the 2nd type to head the CIA.

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  27. Re:Unfortunately... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Funny

    You here that? That's the noise hell makes as it flash freezes.

  28. Re:practical use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you mean Joe Sixewer rather than Joe Sixmule. Joe Sixamphorae would also be acceptable.

  29. DOH! I kno dah maths! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because that's worked *SO* well for the past 38 years.

    fixed

    This is what I get for quitting caffeine cold turkey.

    it should read 28 years!

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  30. After his first 100 days in office... by wrecked · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... I'll bet Chu will be thinking that physics is a piece of cake compared to governing the US.

  31. Steven Chu is the head of a laboratory of 1,100. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steven Chu is the head of a laboratory of 1,100 people. I doubt he has much time to work in a laboratory. It would be interesting to know what work on this he actually did himself.

  32. Paper shuffling is not a good job by symbolset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least it should not be a national goal to take the people who are expanding the realm of human knowledge and chain them to a desk managing federal middle managers. It's cruel. It's wasteful.

    Kudos to the incoming administration for being able to figure out who the thinkers in their country are. That's a refreshing change from the previous administration. Now please - for the sake of us all - when you identify them, leave them in place and appoint administrators to get stuff out of their way. For all our sakes, don't take them from their honest work and make lobbyists out of them. I'd rather you set money on fire. Really.

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  33. Oh really? by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The highest IQ guy I've ever met (that I know about) drove a car for a living and aspired to not work any harder than he had to. His greatest aspiration was to get laid today if he could. He seldom met this goal. His IQ was measured at 165. He was interesting to talk to. Most people aren't.

    His hero was Groo the Wanderer.

    What did this experience teach me about intelligence? Exactly nothing. Which is what I gained from your post. But at least you didn't puke in my shoes like he did.

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    1. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The highest IQ guy I've ever met (that I know about) drove a car for a living...

      and, of course, since he told you that himself and you found him interesting to talk to, you automatically assumed he actually was very smart.

      lol at you both.

    2. Re:Oh really? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      and, of course, since he told you that himself and you found him interesting to talk to, you automatically assumed he actually was very smart.

      You can be forgiven for thinking that, being as how we're discussing the question on an informal message board, but no... we were in the military and I had access to his whole file. 165 was his official IQ score on an actual test administered by a registered psychologist. He's the only guy I've ever met that I'm sure had a higher IQ score than me - mostly because I don't have a registered psychologist to measure y'all.

      Thanks for playing though. I'm sure you scored well on the inkblot.

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    3. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fair enough.

      btw, i always do ;)

    4. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, I aced the inkblot. Wouldn't like to meet the sick bastard who draws those things, though.

    5. Re:Oh really? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Funny, one of the most intelligent guys I've met also puked... in a friend's bedroom because he had confused it with mine where he was staying. And he's a brain surgeon! Just to say that intelligence and puking are probably not related (unfortunately).

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  34. Re:practical use? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

    artor3 (1344997) - "He's the director of a research institute with over four thousand employees and a half billion dollar budget. I think he can handle the managerial stuff just fine."

  35. more than that. by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Politics aside, Bush was a lazy President.
    He fucked around and of course things went to pot. He took more vacation days than any other President.

    It's that lack of work more than ideology that got us in such a mess. These mistakes had little if anything to do with liberal vs conservative. (disclaimer - I am quite liberal)

    The war and occupation would have appeared a whole lot less stupid if they had actually been thoroughly planned.

    Deregulation may have weakened the safeguards of the financial system, but it didn't eliminate them; they just were ignored. That was negligence more than lazzis faire.

    The handling of Katrina was a tragedy and the treatment of the victims afterwords was a crime. Any other conservative with the power of the government at their disposal would have used that power to save lives.

    Say what you want, but the memo entitled 'Bin Laden determined to strike targets in the US' was ignored. Even if the attack could not have been prevented, the military and intelligence services could have been on high alert and emergency services on a higher alert. Lazy! Lazy! Fucking life threatening laziness.

    Then to completely throw the feeling of empathy the world had for the US into the trash. Was it policy, or was it just easier to act unilaterally? What a waste!

    It's refreshing to see a team that actually wants to work and get things done.

    1. Re:more than that. by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Say what you want, but the memo entitled 'Bin Laden determined to strike targets in the US' was ignored. Even if the attack could not have been prevented, the military and intelligence services could have been on high alert and emergency services on a higher alert. Lazy! Lazy! Fucking life threatening laziness.

      It's easy to say that, but those memos had been streaming in for a long time, and frankly, there's damned near nothing that you can do to proactively prevent such a vague threat, apart from appeasing the people making the threats.

      Similarly, disaster preparedness is always a good idea, no matter what any intelligence or weather reports say. In the case of 9/11, local responders were tremendously well-prepared (even in spite of losing their primary command post), while New Orleans' inadequate response to Katrina exposed the many failures at the executive level.

      I hate to defend the Bush administration in any way, but I think that your criticism might be somewhat off-target.

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    2. Re:more than that. by MadKeithV · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... more than lazzis faire.

      Yeah. Damn lazy fairies.

    3. Re:more than that. by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say that, but those memos had been streaming in for a long time, and frankly, there's damned near nothing that you can do to proactively prevent such a vague threat, apart from appeasing the people making the threats.

      How about assassinating them? Bush is a big fan of preemptive strikes, so why didn't he authorize one against Bin Laden?
      I'm conservative, but I'm very glad to see that administration finally leave.

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    4. Re:more than that. by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

      In that case, the correct course of action would have been to mark the message as spam if that's what it was. Maybe set up a filter for messages like that?

  36. He's too highly qualified by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Governments don't want people in top jobs who are too highly qualified because they tend to think that reality is not just what lobbyists think it is.

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  37. Re:I'm not a physicist but that is a terrible summ by novakyu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lasers work as beams splitters ?

    Sending atoms ?

    Um, yeah, right.

    I'm not familiar with the details, but at first sight, I don't see a problem with those statements.

    Remember, this is an atom interferometry. The "beam" refers to a beam of atoms. It's the wavefunction of the atoms that are being used to produce the signal, not the laser (which is the more garden-variety interferometry like one used in LIGO). From the description I get in the abstract, it sounds like they first laser-cool the atoms in a trap (probably magnetic, as the atoms used are frequently paramagnetic and can be trapped), then release the trap letting the atoms drop.

    If you have a laser in the atom's path, by appropriately tuning the laser you can produce repulsive force on the atoms (I forget whether this has to be blue-shifted or red-shifted from the transition, but either way it can be done), so much like a rod in a stream, it will force the atoms to take one path or another as it drops under gravity.

    The actual scheme in the experiment is probably way more complicated than this (they do claim factor of 2500 increase in the area covered, so the atoms must travel longer somehow), but it's nothing ridiculous. Maybe a little too technical for someone who's not an atomic physicist to grasp immediately.

  38. Hm I wonder by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    How does this relate to the earlier story about a laser-based system having noise that was considered evidence for the holographic principle? If the noise could be eliminated doesn't that mean the evidence is invalid?

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  39. Re:I'm not a physicist, that's a terrible summary by psycho+sparky · · Score: 0

    Wrong, in so many ways wrong. Here's interferometry for the liberal arts majors: A laser generates a beam of light. The beam can be thought of as a stream of photons. The laser beam is split in two by a beam splitter. The two beams are recombined. Objects in the confluence can be detected by the interference patterns they generate. Note: A laser is a device that produces phase coherent light. A laser is not a beam splitter. A beam splitter is a pair of prisms formed into a cube used to split light beams. Putting a laser in an atom's path is ... best I stop now.

  40. Re:practical use? by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

    There's two schools of thought when it comes to management:

    1. Managers should have experience in the field so they can make informed decisions based on their background knowledge.

    2. Managers should know how to manage and can rely on advisers to provide the technical information upon which they base their decisions

    And the thing is, neither school of thought is inherently right or wrong. It is totally dependent on the position to be filled and many can go either way.

    Management consultant here, e focused on HR management....

    If by right or wrong, you mean what works, then one school is right. Managers, at least at a moderately senior level, should be selected on their ability to manage. Subject matter experience, for almost all positions, should not ba prerequisite at senior levels. If you're smart enough to get there, you're smart enough to learn what you need.

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  41. Re:Unfortunately... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I sincerely hope that too. I have no idea where "[presidential candidate] is an average person like me" suddenly became a virtue, but it's disheartening. I won't speak for anybody else, but I don't want the president or other high-ranking officials to be average or as smart as me. I want them to be brilliant. I want them to be so brilliant that no matter how smart I am, I feel like an idiot every time he speaks.

    Obviously there are other qualities that are important. Being brilliant is essentially meaningless if it also means indecisive. But yes, I want politicians who hear all sides of arguments, consider all sides of arguments--UNDERSTAND all sides of arguments. Then make whatever choice they think is the best based on their intelligence and the knowledge they've just gained. I have no idea why we would settle for less, but we consistently do. There are certainly many others on both sides of the isle, but Bush would have to be the poster child for people with mediocre minds and no concern for expert opinion doing whatever they please without hearing from anybody who disagrees.

  42. Re:practical use? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't preclude somebody without knowledge of a particular field from managing it, if I'm confident that they are smart and dedicated enough to quickly pick up a quantity of information.

    That said, the best managers are going to be option 3: 1 & 2. If you don't know how to manage, or if you're at the senior-most levels of an agency yet bogged down in informational details and micromanaging rather than big-picture leadership, you're not going to be effective. Likewise, if you know nothing about what you're managing you're going to be fairly useless whenever a situation arises that your advisers don't all agree on.

    If you want to take a really jaded look at people who fall only into camp #2, you can say they leave themselves exceptionally vulnerable to underlings with agendas giving them erroneous information or hiding other sides of the argument because they know their managers don't know any better. Yes, hopefully these people are found out and eventually fired, but how long does it take and how much damage may be done in the interim?

    Most people can learn both camps if they lack in either one. They can learn enough details to make responsible decisions if they're intelligent and dedicated to doing so, and they can also learn how to be better managers and who in their groups they can rely on. People who lack one or both and refuse to work on it, however, are simply doomed to be ineffective, inefficient managers. I do find it hard to believe that in a nation of 300 million people we can't find enough qualified people who fit both bills to simply start off with them at the helm, but if I had to choose somebody who lacked one or the other I'd rather start off with people who know their stuff but aren't great managers. I'd rather the right things happen too slowly than the wrong things happen quickly. Plus, I think it's easier to learn how to manage than to learn a respectable level of detail with subjects as complicated as scientific fields or energy policy or military action or whatever leadership position we're talking about.

  43. They're the same thing, mostly. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    (This is the assumption that the m in F=ma and the m's in F= Gm1.m2/r^2 are the same thing).

    I think 350 years of experiments on Newtonian physics have shown that they are the same thing except in weird-ass quantum or near-speed-of-light situations that don't really matter anyway.

    Don't go confusing the high school kiddies, please. They're already confused enough about evolution thanks to media spinelessness.

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    1. Re:They're the same thing, mostly. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think 350 years of experiments on Newtonian physics have shown that they are the same thing except in weird-ass quantum or near-speed-of-light situations that don't really matter anyway.

      While it doesn't matter to the average person whether the earth is flat and things "just fall down" or that the earth is a ball and gravity is holding us down (man...) it might be true that figuring out what lies in those differences is the answer to figuring out how to cancel inertia or something.

      You don't operate under different rules of physics when you approach C. Differences between what you thought was the case and what is the case simply become apparent.

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  44. Re:practical use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's so funny, you should be elected president!

  45. Here is the difference by RazorSharp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    . . . between Obama and Bush. Bush appointed a professional politician (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Abraham) and then someone slightly more qualified, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_W._Bodman), a venture capitalist who had attended MIT. Abraham had nothing to do with energy Bodman has done nothing but executive positions for the last thirty years. Obama chose someone who's really qualified and isn't financially tied to our current energy industries. Considering that the inauguration is tomorrow and this man is still hard at working trying to provide energy solutions only confirms what an excellent choice he is.

    The ineptitude of the Bush administration isn't just in the man himself, it was the slew of yes-men appointed to important positions that has made our government ineffective for the last eight years.

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    1. Re:Here is the difference by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Some of us think that the highest form of government is an Ineffective one.

      Take note that the system was designed to prevent the people in power from having too much power.

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  46. Obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    We'll make it look as close to real as we can. (Roll cheerleader porn).

    Do I have to be at death's door first, or can you just plug me into the cheerleader porn machine right now?

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  47. "Steve Chu" is his nickname by mangu · · Score: 1

    His full name is Steve Chuck Norris

  48. On a serious note... by volpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (This is the assumption that the m in F=ma and the m's in F= Gm1.m2/r^2 are the same thing).

    How can they *not* be the same? Aren't they sort of defined to be equal via the fudge-factor "G" in the second equation? If the m's were different, the value of G would just be adjusted to make them the same again, no?

    1. Re:On a serious note... by Curien · · Score: 1

      If they are directly proportional to each other, then you are correct (and which is why we have G there in the first place). But if they're NOT directly proportional, then no value for G could mask the effect.

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    2. Re:On a serious note... by gargletheape · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fudge factor G: to say that m_inertial = G m_gravitational is to say that there's a linear relationship between them (and normally you think of G as the coupling constant and say m_i = m_g). A priori, there's no reason there had to be any sort of relationship between them, much less a polynomial or a linear one. Take for instance electric charge, where the analogue of m_gravitational is q_electric, which can be anything whatsoever, independent of m_inertial. It's the fact that there's a relationship at all - and that it's such a simple one - that is so bizarre, and which has led scientists from Galileo on to test the equality, made Newton confess he hadn't the foggiest why it might be true, and led Einstein to his Equivalence principle.

    3. Re:On a serious note... by gargletheape · · Score: 1

      "there's a linear relationship between them (and normally you think of G as the coupling constant and say m_i = m_g)"

      Sorry, just forgot to mention. The statement above is a lot less trivial than it might seem. It means that the constant of proportionality is the same for all pairs of masses!

    4. Re:On a serious note... by Retric · · Score: 1

      In theory you could have something that resisted acceleration, but had zero or negative gravitational mass. What if positrons had negative gravity how would you measure it? And what about light it interacts with gravity and resists acceleration, but does create gravity? Can you make a black hole by shining enough light into the same area?

      PS: As I understand it there is no such thing as negative gravity but until you measure it we are just guessing.

    5. Re:On a serious note... by Viadd · · Score: 1

      G is the ratio of gravitational mass to force/acceleration mass. So far, we have always found that this value is constant for all matter. This test is to check whether G is different for, say, atoms where more of the mass is in the form of binding energy, spin, electric field, etc. rather than just the raw protons, neutrons, and electrons.

    6. Re:On a serious note... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In theory you could have something that resisted acceleration, but had zero or negative gravitational mass.

      Not unless Einstein was wrong. After all, in General Relativity, things fall because mass and energy cause space to curve, so a straight path through it will curve towards all other straight paths. This means that if you are holding something in your hands, from its point of view, you aren't holding it stationary; you are accelerating it upwards at the rate of 9.81m/s^2. Its mass resist acceleration, and you feel this resistance as its weight.

      TL;DR: in General Relativity, inertial mass and gravitational mass are a single variable which of course can't be unequal to itself.

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    7. Re:On a serious note... by Retric · · Score: 0

      Your assuming General Relativity is correct, however General Relativity demonstrates that F=MA is wrong. And QM demonstrates that General Relativity is wrong. Physics works for a wide range of situations, but it's still a patchwork of interlocking theory's with some interesting holes. When you assume something is correct in untested situations it's going to bite you. Light and Anti Matter both respond to gravity, but no experiment has demonstrated that they produce gravity. The way that 2 masses interact is probably a result of how they bend space so it's not just a question of how much mass they have but how much that mass bends space.

      PS: Do Anti Protons have gravity, I would assume so, but I understand it's an assumption without support.

    8. Re:On a serious note... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      QM doesn't demonstrate that GR is wrong. All we know is that they are fundamentally incompatible, despite both having passed every test devised for them. Almost certainly both are wrong and/or simplifying limits when viewed from the perspective of the "true" theory.

    9. Re:On a serious note... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "And QM demonstrates that General Relativity is wrong."

      Care to elaborate on that?

      "When you assume something is correct in untested situations it's going to bite you."

      And when you refuse to allow any assumption you will be paralised with indecision.

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    10. Re:On a serious note... by Retric · · Score: 1

      GR says black holes can't shrink because not even light can escape them but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation breaks this idea. "Ordinary quantum field theories, which form the basis of modern elementary particle physics, are defined in flat Minkowski space," "Attempts to generalize ordinary quantum field theories, used in elementary particle physics to describe fundamental interactions, so as to include gravity have led to serious problems. At low energies, this approach proves successful, in that it results in an acceptable effective (quantum) field theory of gravity.[164] At very high energies, however, the result are models devoid of all predictive power ("non-renormalizability").[165]" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity#Relationship_with_quantum_theory

      And when you refuse to allow any assumption you will be paralised with indecision.

      I think science has a great understanding of most of what you can see and touch and many things you can't see or touch, but once you look at things outside of human sizes and time scales things are just odd. When you look closely Light which seems so simple, it does some strange things, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment) and while the earth might seem vary stable that's not really true on longer time scales. It's the same reason people have trouble understanding evolution we just don't think on billion year time scales. Even if you do the math this is going to seem strange (http://www.astro.queensu.ca/~musgrave/cforce/blackhole.html)

    11. Re:On a serious note... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, I read Hawkings book too. AFAIK GR says nothing about spontaneous matter-anti matter pairs appearing from the quantum vacum so it can't really be "wrong" about them can it? Maybe one day some genius will reconsile QM & GR but in the meantime I think we just have to accept there are two models of the universe that are in agreement where they overlap. In the long term both are probably NQR but that makes them no less usefull at this point in time.

      "Even if you do the math this is going to seem strange"

      It has been said that "the Universe is mainly hydrogen and ignorance". Having flirted with some of the math in uni, I tend to agree.

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    12. Re:On a serious note... by volpe · · Score: 1

      Then it's really more of a test of whether each of the two equations is correct, because if the masses are not directly proportional, then one of the equations is wrong in purporting a linear dependence on m.

    13. Re:On a serious note... by Curien · · Score: 1

      Only if mass-as-gravitational-charge and mass-as-resistance-to-acceleration are related.

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  49. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It says who did the work. Steven Chu." Every paper I've published has the adviser's or principle investigators' name on it. None of them did more than provide funds and bench space. Given this man's stature I doubt he has been involved in more than paper and administrative work for years. Obviously you're not a scientists or you would know this. Science is done by graduate students, post docs, junior staff and faculty. After a certain point a successful scientist gets pushed into creating and running a research group - which has very little to do with the day to day work that is done in the lab. A successful PI will provide vision for their group through the kinds of funding they seek, but little in the way of labwork. And the grant process is nearer to politics than most think. Every successful scientist I've met has been 1/3 politician.

  50. Jefferson continued his science as President by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Jefferson was more of a descriptive naturalist, collecting fossils and plants and the like. He commissioned several naturalist expeditions of which Lewis and Clark is the most famous.

  51. Basically by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Steven Chu has somehow found time to make a major breakthrough in the world of atom interferometry.

    Hardly surprising really. Everyone knows how this happens - the graduate students do all the grunk-work and (insert up and coming scientific powerhouse name here) stea^H^H^H^H takes the credit. Business as usual in the science world.

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  52. Re:Unfortunately... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    That happened when 'I hate elitists' (e.g. people who rubbed it in your face) became 'I hate the elite' (people who succeeded in life)

    This meant that people started getting into office *because* they hadn't succeeded. Doing well in life (which requires knowledge, or at least business sense) became a disqualification.

    You can guess which political party was responsible.

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  53. planned breakthroughs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, Slashdot contributors seldom fall prey to "media blather". You don't "plan breakthroughs".

  54. not REALLY steve's work.... by opypod · · Score: 2, Informative

    i have to break it to y'all ... but this isn't really steve's work. of course he's a genius, but no one (including the press) has mentioned that the last author is Holger Mueller. in the (physical and biological) sciences there's a fairly well established protocol that the first author is the one who did the actual work and the last author is the leader of the project. of course, there's exceptions to the rule and these are always stated in the footnotes. i think this is an example of the press just trying to use someones name to get more attention.... as usual.

  55. DOE Cleanup by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    Hopefully he opens DOE facilities back to the public. Fences and guard boxes at the complex entrances don't inspire confidence in security at facilities carrying out non-classified research. (For your reference, I'm referring to LBNL)

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  56. Re:practical use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What we need to do is elect more people without any experience or education in the area they've been tapped to administer so that government can concentrate on failing to provide any service what so ever."

    So in other words, continue business as usual for the last 50 years or so.

  57. Re:Unfortunately... by joocemann · · Score: 1

    The Communists?

  58. No he won't, because by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    the cake is a LIE!

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  59. Oblig by pHus10n · · Score: 1

    Good news, everyone!

  60. LaTeX Administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably the only cabinet member who can use LaTeX. He's gonna add chaos to the MSWord vs. LaTeX debate.

  61. Re:Nice Change... to the outgoing/slinking admoni by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    HAHA... 0, Troll. Guess, "Get Over It" won't be enough for bushwanker apologists. You can mark ME troll, but history and historians with duty to humanity will NOT be kind to nor forgiving of that being on his way out... and for good reasons.

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  62. Too early by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    Read that as "Cthulu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office"

    scary stuff!

  63. Re:Unfortunately... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    The man sat on his thumbs while energy prices trebled during Bush's time.

    Despite the name "Dept of Energy" it really has very little to do with energy commodities and a lot more to do with nukes.

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  64. GEO600 Hologram Thoery by frenchgates · · Score: 1

    How does this relate to the beam splitting, noise-plagued GEO600 gravity wave detector that recently made the news for possibly showing the universe to be a hologram?

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  65. Re:Unfortunately... by Javit · · Score: 1

    You're asking for a man who knows how to manipulate you. People who study for years don't know how to measure 'intelligence.' You think you know what it takes to be President, how to measure those qualities?

    You'll get what you want.

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  66. Re:I'm not a physicist, that's a terrible summary by novakyu · · Score: 1

    You are describing the garden-variety LASER interferometry.

    Ever since we have been able to cool atoms to nano-kelvin temperatures, allowing them to remain coherent long enough for atomic inteferometry to be performed, ATOM interferometry has been possible and that's what the paper is describing. (Actually, to be fair, atom or neutron interferometry has been possible long before that, but not as popular or versatile.)

    All "interferometry" means is measuring something by combining two waves together and seeing whether they interfere constructively or destructively. Nothing says that the wave has to be light wave. It can be sound waves, earthquake waves, and, for those of us who aren't stuck in the 19th century (and early 20th century), matter waves.

  67. Re:Unfortunately... by radtea · · Score: 1

    the man being selected for the DOE position is a scientist, not a politician.

    Err... no. You don't get to be the head of a major national lab like LBL without being a politician. You certainly don't win a Nobel Prize without being a politician (just ask John Bell... oh wait, he's dead.)

    I grant you that Chu is no dummy, and has clearly done good things as a scientist, because despite the political aspects you don't get a Nobel Prize unless you do that too.

    But it is foolish and simple-minded to believe that the bulk of the work that produced this "breakthrough" was done by Chu, rather than by his post-docs, students and collaborators. It is the nature of the modern scientific process that the political leaders within any scientific team are given the bulk of the credit while frequently their actual contribution to the work is confined to finding funding (which is a full-time and arduous job, but is not what most people think of as science).

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  68. Steven Chu: Dangerous for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In September -- when gas in Europe was selling for the equivalent of $8.00 per gallon -- Chu told the Wall Street Journal, "Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe."

    Now, if you buy into all the global warming hype, Chu's your man. Reducing everyone's standard of living is a small price to pay, if it will prevent the sea from encroaching into low-lying areas like Miami and Tuvalu.

    On the other hand, if you've been paying attention, you know that the earth has been in a cooling trend since 1998, and the extent of sea ice is the same as it was 30 years ago, despite the fact that CO2 concentration increased during both of those time periods. And you'd be wise to not interfere with the decisions made by free markets about the most efficient ways to power vehicles and generate electricity.