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  1. What earthquake? on 5.5 Earthquake Hits Canada; Felt in US Midwest, New England · · Score: 1

    I'm in Pittsburgh, PA. Didn't feel a thing. Might have been asleep, though.

    Also, obligatory xkcd.

  2. Re:Oh Canada on Bill Proposes Canadian Cellphone Unlocking Rights · · Score: 1

    (designing FPGAs).

    Sir, forgive me if I'm way off here, but I'm having trouble reading your post through its ambiguous acronyms. Is this FPGA the ever-so-coveted "First-Post-Get Algorithm" that Slashdot Anonymous Cowards have been seeking their whole lives?

  3. Re:It's easy to feel good about Apple's policies.. on Apple Reverses Rejection of Ulysses Comic · · Score: 1

    When did applications start coming in paperback form?

    Punched cards?

  4. Oh man, that department.... on DoE Posts Raw Data From Oil Spill, Coast Guard Asks For Tech Help · · Score: 1

    the glad-to-know-you-guys-are-on-top-of-things dept.

    Are they on top of this like oil on water?

  5. 2GHz in a smartphone... on Motorola Planning 2GHz Android Phone For Later This Year · · Score: 1

    Geez. That'll burn a hole in your pocket faster than your Apple iFund (the money with which you purchase iProducts).

  6. Re:BBQ? on Steak-Scented Billboard Entices Drivers · · Score: 1

    Canadian bacon is ham. >_>

  7. Re:Isn't this the SECOND time ... on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 1

    Aw, dang it. I knew it was too good to be true. :(

    Thank you.

  8. Re:Isn't this the SECOND time ... on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After all, aren't most winners too poor to afford lawyers to fight the casinos?

    If I win my lawsuit, then I'll get $11 Million or $42 Million or whatever and be able to pay my lawyer. And I remember seeing ads on TV for law firms that don't charge unless they win your case.

    Or am I missing something important here?

  9. Re:Yay science! on McDonald's, Cadmium, and Thermo Electron Niton Guns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, saving the world...until the LHC and pressurized oil destroy it.

  10. Re:I wonder if they will cut the tax... on "Canadian DMCA" Rising From the Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    This makes perfect sense, too. To safely remove a tax, the government would first need a budget surplus greater than or equal to the money brought in by that tax. As long as governments have deficits, they can't reasonably do away with any taxes, no matter how stupid, unless the tax in question is illegal somehow.

  11. Re:I call bullshit. on Google Reportedly Ditching Windows · · Score: 3, Informative

    They probably use this one.

  12. Re:Do niggers use Flash Drives? on Low-Level Format For a USB Flash Drive? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    How does an AC browse at -1?

    He logs in and checks the "Post Anonymously" box.

  13. Re:Firefox plugins on Firefox Is Lagging Behind, Its Co-Founder Says · · Score: 1
  14. Re:Ohh.. a sarcasm detector! on Software Recognizes Sarcastic Tweets · · Score: 1

    Was the computer being sarcastic that time?

  15. Re:Internet Wars on Wikimedia Confusion Swirls In Wake of Porn Charges · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I threw the manual into a supernova, because I disagreed with it.

    (mods, please tell me I'm not the only slashdotter who's seen the Doctor Who episode "Amy's Choice".)

  16. Re:Competition on Acer To Launch Chrome OS Netbook Next Month · · Score: 1

    Joe User booting it up, braying "The hell? Where's my Windows?" and returning it.

    If that's the reason Joe User returned his netbook, doesn't that make Joe User a fucking retard? When I was at Best Buy, looking at a netbook as a quick replacement while I decided on my next real laptop, they had them out, demoing the computers and the operating systems. At one time I even saw a netbook running Linux being demoed.

    If Joe User returned his netbook because it didn't have Windows, it's because Joe User is computer- and consumer-stupid. It's right there, just begging you to try it out before you buy it! Why would you not take a look at the product you intend to buy???

    I know, I'm n=1 people with n=2 experiences with demo netbooks at Best Buy, but still, the way I see it, the blame for this falls squarely on Joe User.

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

  17. Re:Actually it wouldn't... on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    Good point. For what was bloody, fiery hail a metaphor?

  18. Re:Actually it wouldn't... on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    LIFO is a stack, you insensitive clod!

  19. Re:A Simple Solution on Amazon Is Collecting Your Kindle Highlights & Notes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So...sensationalist headline is sensationalist? Or maybe lying headline is just plain lying. If no customers turn the feature on, then Amazon is collecting data from no one, so the headline is false.

    How do we get the headline changed to something like "Amazon Could Be Collecting Your Kindle Highlights & Notes"?

  20. Re:Two senses of "closed." on Flash Is Not a Right · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you don't get to vote without a name.

    Actually, he does. On Slashdot, it's impossible to mod a story and post non-anonymously. All moderators for a given story are nameless relative to that story.

  21. Re:Doesn't matter. on Second Inquiry Exonerates Climatic Research Unit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you don't mind, I'd like to see these background checks. I wanna have a solid argument to produce next time my father and I get into a discussion about whether or not Fox is to be listened to.

    In summary and conclusion: [citation needed]

  22. Re:Dr. who? on Gardening On Mars · · Score: 1

    Also, I don't care how much extra fuel you think you'll need, bring bikes with you.

  23. Re:My kid picked the one with ballons on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ballon

    Your kids picked restaurants that had graceful movements that made them look buoyant?

    Where do they build restaurants that move like this? I've only ever seen buildings that just sit there and do nothing but shelter the same patch of ground from the rain day in and day out.

  24. Re:Parents doing their job?? on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    One more option is that the gov't raises all of our kids for us by professional child raisers, why would trust amateurs raising our little leaders of tomorrow?

    Don't we call these professional child raisers "teachers" and the child-raising establishments "public schools"? Or are these establishments full of amateur child raisers?

  25. Re:sco still alive? on SCO Asks Judge To Give Them the Unix Copyright · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually the tea partiers are pushing government to involve itself in social causes too, just different ones like regulating marriage. That's the Palin wing of the movement, the one that loves big government when it pushes religion and tries to turn arbitrary morals into arbitrary laws.

    FTFY, unless you'd like to explain how laws aren't, at their cores, equally arbitrary as morals, or unless you'd like to explain that neither morals nor laws are arbitrary.

    Laws are as arbitrary as the morals and agendas that are common to the subset of politicians required to pass legislation.