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  1. Re:Does this mean no more trolling homeopathic cra on Huffington: Trolls Uglier Than Ever, So We're Cutting Off Anonymous Commenting · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the condition where a person thinks a word has a different meaning because it sounds like something totally unrelated?

    Ignorance. It's a fairly common affliction.

  2. Re:Hmmmm ... on PS4 Launch Date: November 15th · · Score: 1

    Wow, based on current exchange rates ... the Europeans are getting screwed on that deal.?

    We're used to it. With that said, buying something made by Sony at EU prices is rather like getting spit-roasted.

  3. Re:That's quite simple... on DARPA Wants Computers That Fuse With Higher Human Brain Function · · Score: 1

    So what role did porn have in the development of ICBMs?

    Engendered feelings of inadequacy. Have you seen the size of ICBMs?

  4. Re:I... on DARPA Wants Computers That Fuse With Higher Human Brain Function · · Score: 1

    Wish granted.

  5. Re:I do too ! on DARPA Wants Computers That Fuse With Higher Human Brain Function · · Score: 2

    How much are they willing to spend this time around? A cool 5million?

    I reckon you'd need at least six million.

  6. Re:Emacs on How One Programmer Is Coding Faster By Voice Than Keyboard · · Score: 2

    Should I be suspicious of the code in that harmlessly named function?

    Not really. The whole scope ceases to be a problem when vanish(puff_of_logic) gets called at the end.

  7. Re:Update the constitution on Partner of Guardian's Snowden Reporter Detained Under Terrorism Act · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the City of London. It's like Mos Eisley, except with glass and steel in place of sand and mud.

  8. Re:Incitement to Murder and terrorist crime on Time Reporter "Can't Wait" To Justify Drone Strike On Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    I just cancelled my subscription.

    I hope you didn't forget to tell them why.

  9. No kidding? on The Death of the American Drive-in · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Cars and drive-in theaters go hand in hand,'

    Someone give her a coconut.

  10. Re:copypasta on Why Computers Still Don't Understand People · · Score: 2

    There's a big difference between editing and editorialising. The former is something I like to see on /. (but seldom do), and the latter is something I never like to see here.

    Look up "editorial" and you'll see.

  11. Re:Even more interesting... on Criminals Use 3D-Printed Skimming Devices On Sydney ATMs · · Score: 1

    The parent is talking about a security token, which is sent in the post from the bank. It's unrelated to POS terminals and ATMs, but might be used for CNP transactions by some banks.

  12. Within Two Years? on The First 'Practical' Jetpack May Be On Sale In Two Years · · Score: 1

    I thought they were available now.

  13. Re:no more Beowulf cluster.. on Cold War Plan Tried To Put a Copper Ring Around the Earth · · Score: 1

    Let's see...
    Earth's orbit is on the order of 10^12 metres. "Whisker thin" isn't very specific so let's assume 1mm^2 for the cross-section.
    That makes for about 9 million tonnes of copper, assuming an unbroken ring. Not all that much, considering.

  14. Re:xp still works on China Has a Massive Windows XP Problem · · Score: 1

    In contrast, Windows grew out of VMS.

    FTFY.

  15. Re:Private browsing on Surveillance Story Turns Into a Warning About Employer Monitoring · · Score: 1

    Are you seriously saying it's possible to prevent employees from carrying anything they want out the office door?

    That's like saying you shouldn't lock your door because someone could easily break in via a window.

  16. Not at all surprising. on How Did My Stratosphere Ever Get Shipped? · · Score: 2

    You should be thankful it wasn't PC-based software from Samsung. What I got with my last Samsung phone was bad enough that it made me wish I was still using Sony's MagicGate.

  17. Re:Intentions on ASCAP Petitions FCC To Deny Pandora's Purchase of Radio Station · · Score: 1

    Why does it cost them $112.3 million to collect this money and to distribute it. A profit margin of 12% is better than most retail businesses.

    I'm guessing you've not dealt with many lawyers.

  18. Re:Really? on 55,000 Sign Twitter Abuse Petition After Jane Austen Campaigner Threats · · Score: 1

    See? I told you I'd probably get the quote wrong. I suggest you refer those pedants to Carlin; he'll certainly listen to criticism. (He won't change his act, but that's hardly a change.)

  19. Re:In fairness on 55,000 Sign Twitter Abuse Petition After Jane Austen Campaigner Threats · · Score: 1

    Try to put Thatcher on the tenner and you'll have a civil war before the ink is dry. If you thought the North vs. South thing was bad in the States, just wait and see what happens when the two sides have a few centuries of enmity behind them.

  20. Re: Limited cargo use on "Slingatron" To Hurl Payloads Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    Not on the surface, but what about some sort of large scale habitat high in the atmosphere? A "cloud city", if you will.

  21. Re:I guess Queen Elizabeth II doesn't count? on 55,000 Sign Twitter Abuse Petition After Jane Austen Campaigner Threats · · Score: 2

    The Queen is a given on the currency, the people chosen to appear on the other side are supposed to be there in recognition of their contribution. From a previous post of mine:

    ...we have the likes of humanitarians, naturalists, composers (albeit overrated IMO), philosophers and engineers.

  22. Re:Really? on 55,000 Sign Twitter Abuse Petition After Jane Austen Campaigner Threats · · Score: 1

    I think the current Slashdot quote is appropriate: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein

    I prefer this one (possibly stolen and probably misquoted from some slashdotter's sig):
    Imagine how smart the average person is. Now realise that half of all people are dumber than that.
    s/smart/enlightened.

  23. Re:In fairness on 55,000 Sign Twitter Abuse Petition After Jane Austen Campaigner Threats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Marie Curie wasn't English, so there's that. I would have chosen Ada Lovelace instead, who I feel is a sadly underappreciated figure.

  24. Dice not even trying to hide it now? on BlackBerry Cuts 250 Workers, Calls It Efficiency · · Score: 1

    It's almost enough to make me wish Roland was still around.

  25. Re:3D Boobs on Disney Creates New Mid-Air Haptic Technology · · Score: 2

    Never mind boobs, this thing will revolutionise blow jobs.