I also want Bluetooth, IPOD connectivity, and a DVD player. Until then, I'm sticking with my boots with the 8-track built in the left one and a compass in the right.
I doubt a dog could be trained to smell the difference between an original Vista DVD and a pirated one. The stench of that OS would overcome any media chemical differences.
Did the Eagle LM do a sewage dump on the lunar surface before lift-off? If so, we should preserve the dump site. A frozen turd may hold up better than a footprint anyway.
I would suspect the lunar chupacabras also got most of the spotted owls, too. They desimated the lunar bigfoot population.
BTW, earth-bound spotted owls make great hot-wings.
I consider my PC a very personal item due to the contents. If someone asks you to borrow it, then ask them if you could 'borrow' any one of the following items:
Chapstick
Nose Spray
A Kleenex
Q-Tip
Tube of Preparation-H
Be sure to return the item when you are done using it. Maybe they'll get a clue.
The company I used to work for implemented SAP. As a part of the indoctrination, it was taboo to call it 'sap', as in tree sap. S.A.P. was the only acceptable terminology. Calling it 'sap' was more fitting, as it 'saps the life out of you'.
In this case 'Waste Management' is a bit of an oxymoron.
opening a portal to another dimension and letting in some non-carbon based life forms or something of that ilk, we can at least count on a quick surrender.
They will quickly bow to their [fill in the blank] overlords.
Me and Skeeter, the tiny pink manatee that lives in my ear and tells me to do things, are excited about this. Skeeter has been feeling a little bitter about how his life turned out lately.
I plan to paint my roof white with lead-based paint. When I'm done, I'm going to host a spotted owl fry for the neighborhood. I also will serve some snail darter 'poppers'. They go great with beer.
"Thou shalt keep SATA connectors the hell away from PCI-x slots."
It amazes me how many MB's still put them in locations that interfere with vid cards.
Leading spray paint manufacturer needs to improve sales so they design a new paint line that....
1. Has prettier colors.
2. Costs more (to pay for aforementioned color improvement)
3. Doesn't run, or at least runs slowly.
4. Comes in a hard to open can to protect children from opening it.
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"Adobe Gets Regular On Security Patches"
Is Adobe taking a fiber supplement? Cool! Maybe it will quit constipating my f*cking computer!
I couldn't see it anyway. I respectfully request to be removed from the statistics of this study.
I also want Bluetooth, IPOD connectivity, and a DVD player. Until then, I'm sticking with my boots with the 8-track built in the left one and a compass in the right.
Where do you hook the stillsuit for pissing and shitting? Inquiring minds want to know.
I doubt a dog could be trained to smell the difference between an original Vista DVD and a pirated one. The stench of that OS would overcome any media chemical differences.
Did the Eagle LM do a sewage dump on the lunar surface before lift-off? If so, we should preserve the dump site. A frozen turd may hold up better than a footprint anyway.
I would suspect the lunar chupacabras also got most of the spotted owls, too. They desimated the lunar bigfoot population. BTW, earth-bound spotted owls make great hot-wings.
I heard the lunar chupacabras killed off all the lunar bigfoots. (bigfeet?)
We need to preserve as many of their footprints as possible. Those are pretty important too.
does the term "Cybersquatter" sound scatalogical?
In one demo, a player used her arms and legs to hit balls in an attempt to destroy a brick wall
Where does the sensor mount on your balls to detect a hit and who volunteered to be her opponent? Or was she a tranny?
I consider my PC a very personal item due to the contents. If someone asks you to borrow it, then ask them if you could 'borrow' any one of the following items:
Chapstick
Nose Spray
A Kleenex
Q-Tip
Tube of Preparation-H
Be sure to return the item when you are done using it. Maybe they'll get a clue.
as we know they'll survive nuclear attack. I guess IE6 could be added to the list.
oh, nevermind. Happy birthday Tetris! I continue to lose hours of my life playing this classic!
The company I used to work for implemented SAP. As a part of the indoctrination, it was taboo to call it 'sap', as in tree sap. S.A.P. was the only acceptable terminology. Calling it 'sap' was more fitting, as it 'saps the life out of you'. In this case 'Waste Management' is a bit of an oxymoron.
opening a portal to another dimension and letting in some non-carbon based life forms or something of that ilk, we can at least count on a quick surrender. They will quickly bow to their [fill in the blank] overlords.
Me and Skeeter, the tiny pink manatee that lives in my ear and tells me to do things, are excited about this. Skeeter has been feeling a little bitter about how his life turned out lately.
I plan to paint my roof white with lead-based paint. When I'm done, I'm going to host a spotted owl fry for the neighborhood. I also will serve some snail darter 'poppers'. They go great with beer.
water cooled vibratory waveguide receptacle in her pocket.
"Thou shalt keep SATA connectors the hell away from PCI-x slots." It amazes me how many MB's still put them in locations that interfere with vid cards.
Throw me a bone here.
Simoniz has introduced a new compound that will actually allow you to polish a turd to a showroom shine.
It looks like something ate a small monkey and got projectile diarrhea on their website. Someone should hack in and add some flies to it.
Leading spray paint manufacturer needs to improve sales so they design a new paint line that....
1. Has prettier colors.
2. Costs more (to pay for aforementioned color improvement)
3. Doesn't run, or at least runs slowly.
4. Comes in a hard to open can to protect children from opening it.
Sounds like M$ operating system roadmap.
Didn't micro$oft already try to market this product? Remember Bob?