Actually the two personality traits commonly associated with neuroses arising from conflict in the anal stage of Freudian psycho-sexual development are anal retentive and anal expulsive but otherwise, hell yeah.
fun is always a good reason to do anything. Except for things that aren't fun. For example I breed weasels. Through selective breeding favouring weakness and mutations which yield no survival benefit in the wild I have created an army of blind, five legged weasels the size of turnips. They will only eat or procreate when encouraged with electric cattle prods. With my mutant weasel army I will rule the world! More importantly it's a blast. I've never felt so alive.
Where I work we have "No Pants Tuesday" and we all get drunk at lunch on Fridays and then wrestle naked in corridors and shit but we have no formal policy on the retention of email. Interesting.
The biggest problem with gaming on the iPhone is that only retarded people have an iPhone so the iPhone games are all retarded. Also, Nintendo has Mario, Donkey Kong and Link. Apple has Steve Jobs, so Super Mario 64 DS, admittedly not a great name though certainly a superb game, becomes Super Steve Jobs iPhone, which is a retarded name for what would surely be a retarded game. What would Super Steve Jobs do? Would there be a magic kingdom? Who are his enemies and who must he rescue? Worst game ever.
Best ads ever. Bill Gates dancing like a robot. Bill Gates, he's a little Rainman. Bill Gates reading bedtime stories. Steve Balmer nowhere to be seen. Maybe in the Batcave, banging on the skulls of his vanquished enemies. Developers! Developers!
I will miss them. They made me want to live the dream, to install Vista. For a better tomorrow.
No, clearly it was an extra-atmospheric launch site. They launched the satellite from space and regrettably all they got was more space. Or maybe it plunged into the heart of the sun. Or perhaps it was launched from the moon. Or another planet. Perhaps outside our solar system?! Just how advanced are these so called Iranians anyway? I live in fear.
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Actually the two personality traits commonly associated with neuroses arising from conflict in the anal stage of Freudian psycho-sexual development are anal retentive and anal expulsive but otherwise, hell yeah.
In what way does the Patriot Act limit my access to porno? Blood in the streets.
fun is always a good reason to do anything. Except for things that aren't fun. For example I breed weasels. Through selective breeding favouring weakness and mutations which yield no survival benefit in the wild I have created an army of blind, five legged weasels the size of turnips. They will only eat or procreate when encouraged with electric cattle prods. With my mutant weasel army I will rule the world! More importantly it's a blast. I've never felt so alive.
The rules are really simple.
1. uptime * some arbitrary multiplier = cock length .....
2. some crap about fight club
3.
4. profit
Like when you're with a lady.
It's true. You are in the army. Army guys have guns, like in that movie.
AT Machine or ATM.
Where I work we have "No Pants Tuesday" and we all get drunk at lunch on Fridays and then wrestle naked in corridors and shit but we have no formal policy on the retention of email. Interesting.
The biggest problem with gaming on the iPhone is that only retarded people have an iPhone so the iPhone games are all retarded. Also, Nintendo has Mario, Donkey Kong and Link. Apple has Steve Jobs, so Super Mario 64 DS, admittedly not a great name though certainly a superb game, becomes Super Steve Jobs iPhone, which is a retarded name for what would surely be a retarded game. What would Super Steve Jobs do? Would there be a magic kingdom? Who are his enemies and who must he rescue? Worst game ever.
You know the waves don't use air, they will propagate in a vacuum. Perhaps you meant radio waves?
Is Microsoft even relevant anymore now that Vista?
fuck off back to reddit cunt
actually you need 11 fingers for 1024, 10 fingers gives you a range of 0 - 1023.
I get the joke but.....those people are perfectly adapted to their environment.
Never underestimate the apathy of the average consumer. They don't want an open platform they're never going to develop content for. They want shiny.
"Great fame does not one make." (In Yoda voice.)
Your asshole needs to be cleaned? Perhaps his is a retard, like such as The Iraq.
Only slightly further off topic....
I'm having a lentil nightmare,
everything has gone black,
except for the lentils in the nightmare,
they're a sort of greeny, yellow sort of colour,
Ahhhhhhh
etc.
Best ads ever. Bill Gates dancing like a robot. Bill Gates, he's a little Rainman. Bill Gates reading bedtime stories. Steve Balmer nowhere to be seen. Maybe in the Batcave, banging on the skulls of his vanquished enemies. Developers! Developers!
I will miss them. They made me want to live the dream, to install Vista. For a better tomorrow.
...The Arctopus.
No, clearly it was an extra-atmospheric launch site. They launched the satellite from space and regrettably all they got was more space. Or maybe it plunged into the heart of the sun. Or perhaps it was launched from the moon. Or another planet. Perhaps outside our solar system?! Just how advanced are these so called Iranians anyway? I live in fear.
lezzo
Want to install your Gtk application on Windows? Get ready to install Cygwin
Or not - GTK and Glade packages for Windows:
http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=98754
The MSI Air Biscuit.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.