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New Olympics Scoring: No More Perfect 10.0

Dekortage writes "If you watch the Olympics gymnastics this year, you may be confused by the new scoring system which will let athletes score 14, 17, or even higher. The new rules are 'heavy on math' and employ two panels of judges: one for technical difficulty, which adds points up from a score of zero; the other for execution and technique, which starts at 10.0 and subtracts for errors. The two numbers are then combined for the final score. As one judge put it, 'The system rewards difficulty. But the mistakes are also more costly.' The new rules were adopted after South Korea protested a scoring at the 2004 Olympics." Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon-twirling thing.

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  1. Huh by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And people wonder why there is a perception of sexism in technical fields.

    1. Re:Huh by jfclavette · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously. I'd expect more open-mindedness from a bunch of people whose hobbies are such interesting things as soldering and typing in a text editor.

    2. Re:Huh by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure there are plenty of homosexual men that enjoy gymnastics, this is just Slashdot being sexist.

    3. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to chime in, too. I find Taco's comments offensive. I suppose the code obfuscation contests are worthless as well, since there are judges for that event, too?

      Also, there are no ribbons in gymnastics. That's rhythmic gymnastics, sir.

      I wish I could mod down the editorialization.

    4. Re:Huh by PlatyPaul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To play devil's advocate, it really does seem stupid to include Rhythmic Gymnastics in addition to the tried-and-true Artistic Gymnastics, as the demonstration of ability is almost exclusively artistic in nature.

      If they have rhythmic gymnastics, they should have professional dance. Seriously.

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    5. Re:Huh by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm sure there are plenty of homosexual men that enjoy gymnastics, this is just Slashdot being sexist.

      On the other hand, watching nubile athletic girls contort themselves does it for me.

    6. Re:Huh by ghoti · · Score: 1

      It's really mostly CS, the engineering fields are doing a lot better right now in attracting women and being perceived as less of a geek stronghold. Remarks like these show that we need a lot more women in this field, this boys club is not doing anything good for us.

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    7. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the point is that anything that needs judges is not a sport, due to it being subjectively instead of objectively scored.

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    8. Re:Huh by Xupa · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I wonder is why they made entertainment that only chicks dig more math-heavy. Now I'm gonna have to watch it just so I can explain it to her.

    9. Re:Huh by AvitarX · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you mean ballroom dancing?

      Because that is included.

      Or is professional dancing something like stripping?

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    10. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Pedophile.
      Every single one of them is jailbait.

    11. Re:Huh by jfclavette · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What about referees ? They can have a lot of influence. As much as judge can since they have well-established guidelines too.

    12. Re:Huh by blane.bramble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are we including boxing in this?

    13. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the other "sport" with referees?

    14. Re:Huh by Monokeros · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, What we need are a lot more good programmers. The sex of these good programmers is irrelevant.

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    15. Re:Huh by Methuseus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find that those girls are too contorted and their body shapes too scary for my tastes. Any girl whose shoulders are twice as wide as her hips looks freakish to me. Even guys that are that abnormal look weird to me.

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    16. Re:Huh by LordGlenn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty sure Taco was being Sarcastic.

    17. Re:Huh by icegreentea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the most BS definition of a sport ever. You take the group of commonly held to be sports activities. Basketball, football (both of them), baseball. With the exception of basketball, the majority of points scored in the three other sports could easily be called objective. The remainder is ridiculously subjective. A baseball umpire calling the safe or out at home is a really subjective thing. You might not have the best angle, there's dust in the air, and crap is moving fast. Until the rise of instant replay, and slow motion, it was completely impossible for borderline cases to be 'objective'.

    18. Re:Huh by PlatyPaul · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong.

      Sure, DanceSport (which I'd say is a subset of non-amateur competitive dancing) is an IOC recognized sport, but it is not in the current set of events for the Olympic Games.

      Yes, they may add it in the future. I'd argue that they should, if they're keeping Rhythmic Gymnastics.

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    19. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing."

      I, for one, continue welcoming our remote seizing overlords despite sports that involve ribbons.

      Come on, where the hell would we be without our better halves? I know I wouldn't be anywhere better.

    20. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I usually look for their age first. Like that US blond softball player. She is legal. As long as they are legal, all is good. Which as a side note I wish the Olympics athletes were 18+. They are handed condoms at the Olympic village (they were in past Olympics anyway). I see that 13-15 year old girl bending twisting into all sorts of positions, then remember that she was given condoms to be safe back in her room. At least is she was 18 I wouldn't feel evil thinking that way.

    21. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Is boxing not a sport? It uses judges for scoring. And, because there is no tape watched after the judging to verify their accuracy, it is functionally subjective in nature. Tennis refereeing, until line judges were allowed to "go to the tape" a couple years ago, was also functionally subjective in nature.

    22. Re:Huh by MoxFulder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

      I don't **HAVE** a wife or girlfriend, you insensitive clods!!!

      Gosh, why does Slashdot always have to rub it in my face.

    23. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Theoretically, Referees shouldn't have any influence. They do, because people aren't perfect.

      But the difference between judges and referees is that judges determine things subjectively, referees objectively.

      In a sport, you can say, "If I do X I will get Y number of points." In a judged competition, you can't do that.

      I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with judged competitions, I'm just saying that they aren't sports.

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    24. Re:Huh by stoofa · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well it has always bugged me that they have retained the motto 'Faster, higher, stronger.'

      Not even archery fits under that motto. Although seeing who could fire an arrow the fastest or the highest might add some new interesting angle... particularly when it comes back down.

    25. Re:Huh by Xupa · · Score: 1

      Finally! Something the US could win!

    26. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      I don't watch or follow boxing, so I don't know.

      But if there is a judge in boxing that decides how many points you get for something, then yes, we are including boxing, and no, it is not a sport.

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    27. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But in theory the scoring is objective. People make mistakes, but in a perfect game there would be no subjectivity about who had how many points.

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    28. Re:Huh by blane.bramble · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In which case you are arguing that a boxing match that is won by a knock-out is a sport, but if it's a points decision it's not.

    29. Re:Huh by baldsue · · Score: 1

      Is Taco implying that /.ers are only straight men or lesbians?

    30. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Functionally, everything in life is subjective. But that is different than being theoretically subjective.

      See my other reply about boxing.

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    31. Re:Huh by paroneayea · · Score: 1, Informative

      That doesn't make this quote any less sexist:

      Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

      The main reason women are lacking in the tech industry is because of perception that women do not belong there. Way to perpetrate that.

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    32. Re:Huh by kernelpanicked · · Score: 1

      That's a bit different. In boxing the judges aren't deciding if the last triple backflip loop-de-loo was pretty enough, they're basically counting head shots. Subtle but important difference.

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    33. Re:Huh by JosKarith · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure there are plenty of hetrosexual men that enjoy gymnastics

      There, fixed that for ya.

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    34. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree that the sexist part was completely uncalled for and rude.

      I was responding to this statement:

      I suppose the code obfuscation contests are worthless as well, since there are judges for that event, too?

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    35. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting. Boxing falls into both categories depending on the outcome.

      So we've learned that not everything fits into a nice, neat category. :-p

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    36. Re:Huh by jemminger · · Score: 5, Funny

      System message: topic devolution complete.

    37. Re:Huh by Intron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since a moderator decides on objective criteria, slashdot posting is therefore a sport.

      I fully expect this post to be moderated objectively.

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    38. Re:Huh by lju · · Score: 0, Funny

      And people wonder why there is a perception of sexism in technical fields.

      Yeah, it's all cmdrtaco's fault...

    39. Re:Huh by caluml · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The main reason women are lacking in the tech industry is because of perception that women do not belong there.

      Not really. Most women don't like techie stuff, just as most men don't like flower arranging. As with everything though, there are overlaps. Some women can lift heavier things than some men. Most men can lift heavier things than most women. That's due to their bodies being different. If their bones and muscles can be different, so can the brain.

      Please, please take notice of the "most"s there.

    40. Re:Huh by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod down the editorialization.

      But then *every* story would be -1 Troll

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    41. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Since a moderator decides on objective criteria, slashdot posting is therefore a sport.

      Your premise is false.

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    42. Re:Huh by game+kid · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. The mainstream media will find some way to ignore his silly rant, and it'll just get noticed on Reuters or something.

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    43. Re:Huh by elefantstn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a big difference between "subjective" and "objective but imperfect."

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    44. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Eh. I'm going to have to go with subjective; a boxer can get more points if his punches are "better" than the other boxers, despite the other boxer having punched more. That's just another type of pretty.

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    45. Re:Huh by iworm · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Gosh, why does Slashdot always have to rub it in my face."

      Well, since you've no girlfriend to rub it in your face, it's better than nothing...

    46. Re:Huh by eepok · · Score: 1

      Nice troll. And people wonder why their passive aggression is never taken seriously...

    47. Re:Huh by g0dsp33d · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're way off if they think that we don't watch sports or that we have girlfriends.

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    48. Re:Huh by Amouth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but if you take something - say ice skateing and make it so that x gives y points.. then everyone will just learn to perfect the move with the highest y and then you will just see a chain of them for the lenght of the event..

      it is perfectly acceptiable for it to be subjective - this is why there is more than one judge - and they do have guide lines for quality and preformance..

      while i agree it might be better to call it a compitition than a sport - i do belive it has just as much a place in the Olympics as sports.

      pure artistic stuff i don't think is right for the Olympics but if it is a good hybrid between art and athletics then go for it.

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    49. Re:Huh by initdeep · · Score: 5, Informative

      you do realize that they did change the rules a few years ago so only over 16 athletes are allowed?

      right?

      this was directly caused by both gymnastics (women's) and diving (women's) where 13 year old athletes were starting to be very common (chinese divers especially).

    50. Re:Huh by kernelpanicked · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't watch boxing. A landed punch is a landed punch. They don't give extra points for style.

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    51. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I think you don't understand gymnastics. Here's a brief intro to gymnastics scoring. There are point values assigned to different maneuvers and deductions assigned to various mistakes.

      It's not like judging a painting subjectively--there are standards just like what counts as a hit to the face in boxing.

    52. Re:Huh by paroneayea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't true, and I have the evidence to back it. Read this paper from Carnegie Mellon. An excerpt:

      In 1995, the Computer Science Department at Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) began an effort to bring more women into its undergraduate computer science (CS) program. At that time, just 7% (7 out of 96) of entering freshman computer science majors at Carnegie Mellon were women. Five years later, the percentage of women in the entering class had increased fivefold. In 1999, women were 38% of the incoming first-year computer science class (50 out of 130)2 ; in the fall of 2000, approximately 40% of the entering class were women.

      I saw the woman responsible for making this change speak. She described that the way that they made that change in computer science enrollment was by focusing on changing perspective and creating a community where women felt comfortable being part of the program.

      By looking at the numbers, it seems that worked.

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    53. Re:Huh by Quicksilver_Johny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The main reason women are lacking in the tech industry is because of perception that women do not belong there.

      Not really. Most women don't like techie stuff, just as most men don't like flower arranging.

      One could argue that this is due to societal perceptions of what a particular sex "should like", causing people, either subconsciously or consciously, to avoid fields that are commonly perceived to be for the opposite sex.

    54. Re:Huh by initdeep · · Score: 5, Informative

      do you even understand scoring in gymnastics?

      in other words, do you have a clue or are you just randomly spewing?

      as in many other "subjectively scored" sports, the previous system had a very defined set of scoring rules. And I'm willing to bet this is merely a refinement of said system. (much like the "refinement" that goes on with the BCS rankings almost yearly)

      a particular vault for example has a maximum starting value based upon the "degree of difficulty".

      that is the maximum you can score regardless of how perfect you do it.

      from there, there are certain WRITTEN deductions for defects in the performance.

      legs open when the should be closed? minus 0.03
      hand not on the vault in the same plane? minus 0.01

      etc.

      its not nearly as subjective as people want to make it out to be.

      And i realize that I'm not the average /.er and actually understand many different sports, but damn, merely watching a gymnastics television broadcast would teach you this. (I learned mine taking a niece to gymnastics competitions and talking with the coach).

    55. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging=popularity contest and arbitrary standards of quality

    56. Re:Huh by scheme · · Score: 4, Informative

      In a sport, you can say, "If I do X I will get Y number of points." In a judged competition, you can't do that.

      I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with judged competitions, I'm just saying that they aren't sports.

      In gymnastics, you know that given a certain routine you will get x points for technical difficulty, likewise if you make mistake y you use z points for execution.

      That matches your definition of a sport fairly well.

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    57. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yea, ya think? The way I read it was as more of a "I know all you guys watch this stuff and care, but I'm going to pretend like I believe that the only reason you watch it is because your girl makes you."

      Shit. Geeks are as gooey as anyone else. I went over to a buddies house last weekend, drank a few beers hacked on some linux, talked about xen virtualization and shit like that. Then we went up to let the dogs out, and got sucked in to the last 12 minutes of Castaway and the first fucking two hours of goddamn Titanic.

      The whole "we're just watching it because of the VR-controlled submersibles and the picture of the hot chick" argument wears a little thin after a while since that stuff happens bed for christs sake. But if you'd asked us we'd have blamed it on her anyway; it's not only women who have defined gender roles in this society.

      The hyper political correctness gets old after a while. The worst thing he suggested in the damn title is that women might like to watch the ribbon twirling, which, judging by the fact that my wife likes to watch it, I don't think is that far fetched or degrading.

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    58. Re:Huh by aproposofwhat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Er...

      wrong.

      Great Britain has a 14 year old, Tom Daley competing in the diving.

      You must be thinking of some other competition.

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    59. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      but if you take something - say ice skating and make it so that x gives y points.. then everyone will just learn to perfect the move with the highest y and then you will just see a chain of them for the length of the event..

      Which would make it as boring as most sports.

      it is perfectly acceptable for it to be subjective - this is why there is more than one judge - and they do have guide lines for quality and performance..

      It's acceptable, but it's not a sport.

      while i agree it might be better to call it a competition than a sport - i do believe it has just as much a place in the Olympics as sports.

      You will find that I have not contradicted this statement during the course of this entire conversation.

      pure artistic stuff i don't think is right for the Olympics but if it is a good hybrid between art and athletics then go for it.

      Many things that are not sports are Olympic-worthy. Athletics != sports.

      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'

      But would it be a sport? ;-p

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    60. Re:Huh by superdana · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So we've learned that not everything fits into a nice, neat category.

      Including men and women, some of whom enjoy gymnastics regardless of CmdrTaco's outdated ideas about gender.

    61. Re:Huh by Talonius · · Score: 1, Insightful

      16 is still jailbait. :P

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    62. Re:Huh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your definition of what constitutes sport.

    63. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a particular vault for example has a maximum starting value based upon the "degree of difficulty".

      Your argument breaks down here.

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    64. Re:Huh by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      In which case you are arguing that a boxing match that is won by a knock-out is a sport, but if it's a points decision it's not.

      And if the KOed boxer struggles to their feet just after the count ends (and so could have remained in the match if the official counting them out had counted a bit slower) it's not a sport, but if the boxer that was KOed stays down for 30 seconds (where no one could argue that if the count had been slower, they could have recovered) it is?

    65. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Forgot to escape my damn bracket. Third paragraph should read:

      "The whole "we're just watching it because of the VR-controlled submersibles and the picture of the hot chick" argument wears a little thin after a while since that stuff happens in the first thirty minutes, but we kept watching after she went to bed for christs sake! But if you'd asked us we'd have blamed it on her anyway; it's not only women who have defined gender roles in this society."

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    66. Re:Huh by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since a moderator decides on objective criteria, slashdot posting is therefore a sport.

      Not entirely. If the mods were strictly deciding "Was this Informative?", I might agree. Some posts are clearly informative while others are clearly not.

      But "Was this Funny?" is subjective. The same for Troll, Flamebait, Insightful, Interesting, and Over/Underrated. Now in my opinion, your post was Funny and Interesting, but not Insightful. Again in my opinion, this post may be Interesting or Insightful based on the mods opinions, but is certainly not Informative, Troll, or Flamebait. But, since I'm not modding this thread, that subjective judgment is left to others.

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    67. Re:Huh by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If they have rhythmic gymnastics, they should have professional dance. Seriously.

      Well, no, there is no requirement that the Olympics have everything that qualifies as a "sport" under whatever definition applies.

      That aside, Ice Dancing. Seriously.

    68. Re:Huh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Interesting--random left-brained, logical, slashdotter has trouble comprehending sports or the concept of subjectivity ;-)

    69. Re:Huh by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just scored four points (so far), but none of them count!

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    70. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Is it possible for a gymnast to keep a running total of his/her score in his/her head (I don't think that they would do this, even if they could, it's better to concentrate on performing, - I'm just asking if it's theoretically possible)?

      I don't follow gymnastics, so I'm really asking.

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    71. Re:Huh by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      clearly then you do not know how these things are judged. Particular moves get a certain number of points (see: technical judges. did you RTFA? obviously not). Those judges are there to recognize and tabulate those moves. Sorry however that you are offended by the idea that some sport competitions have an artistic component. Be that as it may, I've just spend a bit of time looking through dictionaries at the word "sport" and I don't see any that suggest some sort of mutual exclusiveness between "sport" and "art." Yes, it is no secret that figure skating, gymnastics, and many other sports in the Olympics have an artistic component. But they are still athletic feats involving exceptional strength and endurance. Further, in order to actually achieve the art, one has to have perfected the physical aspect.

    72. Re:Huh by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Not in the Olympics - the judges merely score one point for each clean punch landed by a competitor, and IIRC three out of the five judges have to agree (by pressing a button) inside a second for the point to be awarded.

      Only in the event of a draw does 'style' come into it, and only then after agression is taken into account.

      So yes, it's theoretically possible for prettiness to be a criterion, but only after an equally scored bout where both boxers were equally agressive.

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    73. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Goddamn it. "After his girlfriend went to bed."

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    74. Re:Huh by Amouth · · Score: 1

      for one my sig is relevent -

      i don't know.. can we quantify "Jumping to a Conclusion" - could we say the number of assumptions made over the number of words used? as a score ratio?

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    75. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      still subjective because you might not deduct an 0.03 because you like a particular athlete - or she is attractive to you - or you simply dislike an opponent or you feel pressure from the olympic committee to reward a hyped athlete in order to follow through on already spent advertising dollars. that's subjective. it happens in other sports with referees obviously but like in basketball - the final score determines the victor - and to the degree that a referee can affect the final outcome is usually determined by how competitively the game is played - in the sense that a two point game in the final minute can be decided by referees - but a 30 point blowout cannot. my girlfriend watches ice skating. i remember seeing some championship event with her where some heavily favored skater fell twice during her routine and medaled even though at least a dozen other athletes with routines that measured as difficult as hers did not medal at all.

    76. Re:Huh by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait until you're a parent of a 16 yr old daughter, and all her friends start looking hot to you.

      -Must- -not- -stare-...

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    77. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      in the fall of 2000, approximately 40% of the entering class were women.

      Most of the entering class were men.

      And most of these initiatives involve special scholarships & programs for women. It's rarely surprising that you can attract more women into programs that favor them over their male counterparts. It's maybe more surprising that men still outnumber women once those intiatives are in place.

    78. Re:Huh by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      As well as other fighting (wrestling, martial arts, etc.) when no one is knocked out or submitted.

      As many people are pointing out, though, it's more objective in nature than subjective; but the proof of it's flaws are shown every time there is a split decision... but then that's why you have multiple judges, to mitigate the subjectiveness.

      Still, you could argue the same thing about gymnastics... however, there's no CLEAR way to win in gymnastics.

      I guess I can see the argument either way.

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    79. Re:Huh by Target+Practice · · Score: 3, Informative

      I find that those girls are too contorted and their body shapes too scary for my tastes. Any girl whose shoulders are twice as wide as her hips looks freakish to me. Even guys that are that abnormal look weird to me.

      I agree. The divers and swimmer women are where it's at. There are some hot Canuck divers this year!

      No, I don't watch it for patriotism, or for the sports. Just the babes.

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    80. Re:Huh by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You must be in management and not a programmer. A programmer would want fewer programmers, because scarcity raises the price of anything.

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    81. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've always thought the olympics should include breakdancing. It already has a large body of international practitioners, qualified judges, it requires massive amounts of skill and it looks awesome. That may just be me.

    82. Re:Huh by mea37 · · Score: 1

      That seems awfully subjective to be stated with such certainty.

      None of the m-w definitions of "sport" back your claim. (There is something a little funny about the m-w entry, though; it lists "sexual play" before the more conventional -- or maybe just more general -- "physical activity engaged in for pleasure".) None of the dictionary.com definitions back you up either. Nor have I ever heard of "objective scoring" as a defining characteristic that makes an activity a sport -- so even taking language to be a living body, and accepting common usage as authoritative, I still see no justification for your claim.

      But hey, why let any of that get in the way of a chance to reduce things to black and white?

    83. Re:Huh by kilonad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly, that's unlikely. Most of the top ballroom dancers are Russian or Eastern European. They start 'em young over there, and that becomes their lives.

    84. Re:Huh by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The subjectiveness of boxing and other fighting sports can be shown simply by showing how often there are split decisions; it may not seem very often, probably less than 10%, maybe less than 5%... but if you narrow the results down to when it comes down to the decision of the judges, it's probably more like 1/3 or 1/4 of the time.

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    85. Re:Huh by so.dan · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco: If a disproportionate number of people of race X committed crimes or were not going through higher education (for whatever reason), would it be okay to add in comments to summaries which mention "Your race-X friends might be more interested in the armed robberies which can be more easily performed with this high-tech weapon." or "Your race-X friends might not be able to appreciate this cool advance in materials science which will allow faster processors soon (which we, with our good educations, are able to understand and appreciate), but maybe they'll be interested in the pretty graphics this new development enables!"? I understand that there's nothing wrong with appreciating gymnastics so the analogy to my first (armed robberies) example may not appear to hold, but there is certainly an implication that gymnastics is 'not a real sport' (maybe it is, maybe it isn't... that's not relevant to my argument here), and thus there is something wrong with those who like/appreciate it... and thus the analogy holds when we are considering not the value of those who like gymnastics but the likely implication (of CmdrTaco) regarding the value of those who like gymnastics. And regarding my second analogy: Whatever the reason for differences in interests in the two sexes (biological, or environmental (eg, privilege, encouragement)), why not make fun of people who like something (gymnastics or pretty graphics) only if (a) the thing they like is somehow stupid to like, and (b) (nearly) every member of that group likes the (stupid) thing in question? For example, if I want to make fun of people who like monster car truck races in a post about some tech advance which will both change the efficiency of fuel-efficient cars and will also impact some aspect of monster truck races (where, say, the impact is both relevant to the tech advance, but also something which I hope/think is considered stupid by the readers), would it be acceptable to make a comment at the end of a post saying something like "But men may be more interested in [insert something I'm implying it's stupid to find interesting and is in the area of monster truck races?". I don't know. Maybe you think it's okay. But I believe that's based on an emotion that depends on the fact that on slashdot, most people will be resistant to being sexist against men, because people are more likely to be (a) rational, (b) caring about social/moral issues, (c) men... and you know this. And thus, even those who are neither very _rational_ nor _caring_ about what's right/wrong (either factually or morally) when it comes to social issues (I'm sure there are some readers on slashdot who are like this), are likely to be men. And history has shown that people without properties (a) and (b) are likely to be prejudiced against those not in their own group, regardless of whether the group in question actually picks out the qualities which are sufficient for determining superiority over those outside the group.

      Thankfully for me, I find that (at least highly-modded) posters on slashdot seem to have properties (a) and (b) in spades, and thus although for one depressing moment I felt not at home on slashdot, I felt at home again, after reading some posters' responses. Thank-you to those of you (especially to the men, who have nothing to gain from being outraged at sexism against women (except living in a more just society!)). Please know that I have, in the past, admonished my feminazi friends from being sexist assholes on matter of principle too. (I no longer do this because I've learned to choose better friends).

    86. Re:Huh by Praxx · · Score: 1

      Is it possible for a gymnast to keep a running total of his/her score in his/her head (I don't think that they would do this, even if they could, it's better to concentrate on performing, - I'm just asking if it's theoretically possible)?

      I don't follow gymnastics, so I'm really asking.

      Yes, it is theoretically possible. Most gymnasts can even tell you where they lost most of their points (they know when they break form, fall, take extra steps...). Now it won't be always be exact, because it's pretty easy to break form (e.g., toes aren't pointed) without realizing it.

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    87. Re:Huh by camperdave · · Score: 1

      So why do they never go to the tape to evaluate a performance? Why do we not put retroreflective spots on key points of the gymnast's uniform, digitize the performance, and get a computer to do the scoring?

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    88. Re:Huh by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      What if one judge thinks maneuver X is more or less difficult than another judge? What if one judge doesn't notice an error or think it is more or less severe?

      If it were as consistent as you make it out to be, the judges would never post dissenting scores...

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    89. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The legitimacy of rhythmic gymnastics as a "sport" is certainly up for debate. The objection raised, though, was to the "ha ha chicks don't like real sports" bit of childish misogyny in the OP.

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    90. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except being interested in techie stuff or flower arranging is based on your environment, not phenotype.

    91. Re:Huh by nuttycom · · Score: 1

      Rock, ice, and alpine climbs are rated according to a subjective degree of difficulty, so according to your criteria climbing should not be a sport.

      I prefer Barnaby Conrad's definition (often misattributed to Hemingway): "Only bullfighting, mountain climbing and auto racing are sports, the rest are merely games"

    92. Re:Huh by kwerle · · Score: 1

      I'm going to chime in, too. I find Taco's comments offensive...

      Offensive; Insightful; whatever. They are editorials. They belong in the editorial section, separate from the story. That way they can be viewed or ignored.

      This is a news site, right? We have editors and a place for them to post, right?

    93. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, uh, welcome to Internet. You must be new here, I'll show you around.

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    94. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      No problem, I'm here all week.

      To be pedantic though that was only one thing that is necessary for something to be a sport, you'll find my list of sufficient prerequisites here.

      I should mention how I developed this list.

      I have had this argument before, and this is what came out of it, I have found that it includes everything that (almost) everyone agrees is a sport, while excluding everything that (almost) everyone agrees is not.

      Note that this means that it excludes some that some people think should be a sport.

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    95. Re:Huh by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      One could argue that, but then one would have to ignore the fact that there ARE difference between men and woman, both physical AND mental, and this has been proven many times (usually with women coming out on top in the mental category, like being able to mutlitask better than men).

      But to pretend there aren't any differences, or to even downplay that fact, is really disingenuous.

      Here's a start, written by a women, nonetheless: True or False: The brain has a sex at birth.

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    96. Re:Huh by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, but you'd scare away all the old people and rednecks who'd wonder "why dem young dark kids is on the telly havin's a seizure"...

      Seriously, though, I love to watch it as a performance (except when they make a movie out of it).

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    97. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Boxing falls into both categories depending on the outcome.

      Not exactly, because the number of points boxers get doesn't change because of how beautifully they throw a punch.

    98. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he meant 'stripping.' They start 'em young over here...

    99. Re:Huh by Bandman · · Score: 2, Funny

      trampoline?

    100. Re:Huh by Lucidus · · Score: 1

      anything that needs judges is not a sport, due to it being subjectively instead of objectively scored

      Where does this idea come from? It is completely unfamiliar to me (not that I am much of a sportsman), and does not appear in any definition of "sport" that I have been able to find, yet it seems to be widely held by slashdotters.

    101. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      That would work, but I would be more inclined to use how big the jump was as a way of scoring.

      This would make it subjective, and thus a judged competition.

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    102. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Are you

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    103. Re:Huh by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So we've learned that not everything fits into a nice, neat category. :-p

      Yes, and we've also learned that some categorical definitions are terrible.

      You can never make everything clear-cut, so a definition of "mammal" where the platypus seems to be in a kind of gray-area is okay. A definition of "life" that makes it unclear whether a virus is alive or dead is acceptable.

      A definition of "mammal" where cats, dogs, and chimpanzees could go either way depending on the day, and a definition of "life" that might call some rocks alive, are both useless and stupid.

      A definition of "sport" where boxing may or may not be a sport from one match to the next fails the most basic qualifications of a useful definition. It is terrible.

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    104. Re:Huh by glgraca · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, they should have weight categories for dance, as well, so we could have medals for Heavywheight Mambo or Flyweight Waltz.

    105. Re:Huh by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      How so? Just stating your opinion doesn't make it a fact.

    106. Re:Huh by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      One could argue that, but there's no way to falsify it, so it's pretty much mental masturbation.

    107. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add in mixed couples rhythmic gymnastics and I'd watch.

    108. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Sorry however that you are offended by the idea that some sport competitions have an artistic component.

      Who said it offended me? I'm just trying to see if my definition of sport holds up under scrutiny, by which I mean that it does not include things that almost everyone does not consider to be a sport, and includes everything that almost everyone considers to be a sport.

      Be that as it may, I've just spend a bit of time looking through dictionaries at the word "sport" and I don't see any that suggest some sort of mutual exclusiveness between "sport" and "art."

      1: The dictionaries' definition is inadequate for the reason I stated above. 2: You are putting words into my mouth, I never said that sport and art are mutually exclusive. It may be possible to deduce that from my statements, but I'm not sure if it is possible.

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    109. Re:Huh by LordVader717 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Depends on the country.

    110. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes I remember seeing the press release where CMU announced that they were reducing their emphasis on "technical competence" in order to attract more women into computer science. It made the New York Times.

    111. Re:Huh by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I usually look for their age first. Like that US blond softball player. She is legal. As long as they are legal, all is good.

      I really don't think "legality" is an issue when they are in Beijing and I am thousands of miles away watching them on TV. Do you really have to check with yuor local ordinances before you fantasize about anything?

    112. Re:Huh by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      bullshit. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with judged competitions, I'm just saying that they aren't sports. I'm not putting words into your mouth. You're claiming that the competitions are subjective due to involvement of judges, and are claiming that therefore they aren't sports. Your words. Own what you say. Don't make shallow, elitist comments and then try to paint them as roses. You weren't trying to offer a definition, you were stating things as facts.

    113. Re:Huh by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod down the editorialization.

      But if you did that correctly, there wouldn't be enough karma left to bring Slashdot to your inbox.

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    114. Re:Huh by drgruney · · Score: 1

      Not really. Most women don't like techie stuff, just as most men don't like flower arranging... ... Please, please take notice of the "most"s there.

      So what you're saying is that most men like techie stuff (please define "techie stuff") and that most women like flower arranging? That's beyond idiotic.

    115. Re:Huh by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      The obvious difference there is that a referee exists to enforce a set of rules. A judge (in the sporting context) is, as the parent poster said, making a subjective opinion. Obviously referees can have an influence on the outcome of a game, but that's a far cry from literally deciding the outcome.

    116. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to develop a better definition of sport, one that excludes everything that people agree isn't a sport, and includes everything that people agree is a sport. This definition can then be used to determine the fringe cases that people don't agree on. (ie - gymnastics)

      I've been working this for a while, CmdrTaco just gave me a great excuse for running it through a trial by fire - which it seems to be passing. People are now arguing whether or not gymnastics is a sport - based on my definition - rather than whether or not my definition is accurate. ;-D

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    117. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, where the hell would we be without our better halves?

      Knee deep in used Kleenex and empty lotion bottles :(

    118. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      See this post for my rebuttal to that statement.

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    119. Re:Huh by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Not anymore, they're shutting down usenet ;)

    120. Re:Huh by Xupa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was talking about stripping. We start'em pretty young, too. GO TEAM MYSPACE!

    121. Re:Huh by Pope · · Score: 1

      And just so happened to coincide with the internet boom. What's the rate these days?

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    122. Re:Huh by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Please, please take notice of the "most"s there.

      We can note the "most's", but should our conclusions be based on them? When we observe less women in technical fields, are we witnessing a cause of this lack or an effect of something else? Based on the changing status of women in a myriad of fields in the last century, I would think that "cause" is more likely. But please, feel free to continue making dubious body/brain analogies.

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    123. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 0

      He makes the claim that the scoring is not subjective, then goes on to explain the scoring process. So far so good.

      When he makes the statement that the starting value is rated on "degree of difficulty" he is describing a subjective judgment.

      Therefore, his argument has broken down at that point in the post.

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    124. Re:Huh by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Yeah but, man... I had such a thing for Mary Lou Retton when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure that they've done something with the athletes today because she wasn't *that* abnormal looking.

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    125. Re:Huh by ldierk · · Score: 1

      She should get the Nobel Prize in Peace for introducing male CS students to so many women. I wish I studied at Carnegie Mellon.

    126. Re:Huh by BlueStraggler · · Score: 1

      In a sport, you can say, "If I do X I will get Y number of points." In a judged competition, you can't do that.

      That's exactly what happens in a judged competition. The moves are all known, indexed by difficulty, and assigned a point value. The judges are trained to spot the various errors that are typical of each move, and to deduct certain amounts for certain errors, or to simply not award any points for moves executed incorrectly.

      The athletes' task is simple: accumulate the maximum number of points within the time limit. The judges' task is simple: add up (or subtract up) what they actually did. A machine can't do that (not yet anyway), so it has to be a human. And two judges may have different opinions on whether that waving hand was the athlete trying to catch their balance, or just an ungraceful flourish, so that's where the subjectivity comes in. But that level of subjectivity is not a whole lot different from a referee trying to decide if a soccer player was tripped or was diving.

      Athletes don't just just do the maximum number of high-scoring moves, because that is beyond human athletic capacity (by design), and they will end up committing a large number of serious errors.

      However, none of this applies to sports that include an "artistic impressio" component to the judges' score. Nor to sports that require sequins.

    127. Re:Huh by Smauler · · Score: 2, Funny

      legs open when the should be closed? minus 0.03

      Wait, wait, wait... now they're bringing morality into gymnastics?

    128. Re:Huh by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      another note: an additional bit of info that one finds if they don't pull definitions out of their ass is that it isn't necessary for an activity to be judged at all, be it either subjectively or objectively, ie actually involving a competition of any sort, to be a sport.

      sport /sprt, sport/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spawrt, spohrt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation -noun

      1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

      2. a particular form of this, esp. in the out of doors.

      3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.

      4. jest; fun; mirth; pleasantry: What he said in sport was taken seriously.

      5. mockery; ridicule; derision: They made sport of him.

      6. an object of derision; laughingstock.

      7. something treated lightly or tossed about like a plaything.

      8. something or someone subject to the whims or vicissitudes of fate, circumstances, etc.

      9. a sportsman.

      10. Informal. a person who behaves in a sportsmanlike, fair, or admirable manner; an accommodating person: He was a sport and took his defeat well.

      11. Informal. a person who is interested in sports as an occasion for gambling; gambler.

      12. Informal. a flashy person; one who wears showy clothes, affects smart manners, pursues pleasurable pastimes, or the like; a bon vivant.

      13. Biology. an organism or part that shows an unusual or singular deviation from the normal or parent type; mutation.

      14. Obsolete. amorous dalliance.

    129. Re:Huh by Patersmith · · Score: 1

      Also, there are no ribbons in gymnastics. That's rhythmic gymnastics, sir

      Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

    130. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      One could argue that this is due to societal perceptions of what a particular sex "should like", causing people, either subconsciously or consciously, to avoid fields that are commonly perceived to be for the opposite sex.

      One could argue that, but then one would have to ignore the fact that there ARE difference between men and woman

      Um, no he wouldn't. Are you suggesting a person can't be subject to both genes and environmental influences at the same time? Because that would be a mighty odd thing to suggest.

      Yes, as you argue, people's brains are predisposed to different stuff, and some of those predispositions are statistically correllated to sex.

      But you can't argue from that to the normative claim that we should therefore not worry about how our behaviour might unintentionally (or otherwise) discourage people from entering the field they want. Total non sequitur.

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    131. Re:Huh by Quicksilver_Johny · · Score: 1

      Hey, I didn't say it was particularly hard science.

      I suppose there could be (and probably have been) sociological (ewww) studies looking at gender roles in other cultures, and conscious reasons for career choices. Even those these would almost certainly be feminazi-tainted, the possibility is there.

      Anyway, I would hypothesize that any choice as complex as a career would have contributions from Nature as well as Nurture.

    132. Re:Huh by street+struttin' · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why don't I see big long strings of 3-pointers in basketball, then?

    133. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Level of difficulty for each skill is defined by the books, not based on what a judge things. Any gymnast at the Olympics (or pretty much at any level that has optional routines) could tell you the value of every skill they perform in the routine.

      Also, as far as one judge noticing an error or thinking it is more or less severe, this is why you have more than one judge in the first place.

      If you didn't notice, American football has a replay system in place now, because of the fact that the refs were not noticing fumbles, spotting balls, etc. Also, they will often collaborate to determine the correct ruling.

    134. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all based around what defines 'sport' and how popular it is in today's society. Also, there needs to be some sort of competition. There needs to be a 'foundation' for the sport too like some kind of independent league. The Olympics is all about getting countries interested in their talent and supporting them etc etc. But they can't just put any 'sport' without a following or any competition into the fold. I'm sure there's a article on the internet I could forward to you, but I'd rather ramble on about how I'm personally pushing for 'video-gaming' to be a part of the Olympics. That's right. Video-gaming. Wanna fight about it?

    135. Re:Huh by KevinKnSC · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know, except for those 894 gold medals, the U.S. hardly wins anything!

    136. Re:Huh by aeleen · · Score: 1

      Perception, huh? Somebody should explain to him that all kinds of people read Slashdot: men, lesbian women (classes covered by his post), straight women, clueless men stuck in the 1950s -- the list goes on and on ...

    137. Re:Huh by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, but the difficulty of his post was high enough to qualify him for the finals.

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    138. Re:Huh by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insightful ?
      Fucking coward more like !
      I quite often look at the cash in the till when in the supermarket - does that make me an armed robber ?
      There are countries in the world where 12 or 14 is the normal age for marriage and sex - does that make the whole country paedophiles ?

    139. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just use my tears for lubrication

    140. Re:Huh by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's why when making the rules, you can't just award x point for move y, and call it a day. You have to make the rules a little more complicated. Such as, you have to do at least one of moves A,B,C,D,E,F and also add in points for how well they complete each of those required moves. What you describe, is exactly what happens in ski jumping (the flipping kind, not distance), where every skiier who has a chance of winning does a quad-twisting triple flip. The winner is judged by quite subjectively, as two jumps could look almost identical, as the athletes only have to practice and perform 1 trick. I think ski jumping could be made more exciting if competitors had to perform a series of tricks, and the winner was determined by adding together the points for all the required moves.

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    141. Re:Huh by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      "One could argue that this is due to societal perceptions of what a particular sex "should like",

      He didn't say "partly due to", he merely said "due to."

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    142. Re:Huh by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      "Eh. I'm going to have to go with subjective; a boxer can get more points if his punches are "better" than the other boxers, despite the other boxer having punched more."

      Not in any boxing I've ever seen, and I've seen more than you, for certain.

      Your argument is correct, but your example isn't. All of the things that make the punches "better" are actually measurable actions.

      However, one of the categories in scoring is a term often referred to as "controlling the action" with another I've heard often being "ring generalship". Neither of those could be considered objective.

    143. Re:Huh by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Do you really have to check with yuor local ordinances before you fantasize about anything?"

      I believe in lots of countries they're throwing the book (and more) at people with child porn.

      So yes, it's best he get used to checking the legality of his fantasy.

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    144. Re:Huh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know about your list, as I already replied down there too.

    145. Re:Huh by Stormwave0 · · Score: 1

      And just so happened to coincide with the internet boom. What's the rate these days?

      Yes, it was the internet boom that contributed. Now, there are fewer women enrolling in CS at CMU. I think the number was around 30 total (25% female) in the Fall of 2007. Now that's not as bad as back in the mid-90s, but it's also not as high as during the dot-com bubble.

      This is just a great example of how you could confuse causation. Yeah, the school's efforts helped. But it was also the economic factors that played a role too.

    146. Re:Huh by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      As someone commented earlier, athletic content != sport.

      Certainly gymnastics, ball room dancing, synchronized swimming can all be competitions, but that doesn't mean they're sports either.

      The parent was positing that any competition where inherently the winner is up for grabs not just based on the performance of the athletes but on the biases of judges is not a sport.

      The fact that these have a clear component of bias means that they are not "just" one individual against the others in the field. In a "true sport" many people believe that the only components to be judged must not be affected by personal bias. Thus gymnastics, et al. fail the criteria.

      There is a lot of art in sports. I don't think that anyone's offended by art in any sport or activity. However, what is measured and scored in sports are actually objectively measurable things in this view. "Artistic quality" so far isn't very objectively measurable. When it is, or when they ratchet down gymnastics to only contain objective scores you may very well find those same people claim it is indeed a sport.

      Going a bit further even the technical side appears to be a very subjective proposition in gymnastics. First, the whole subjective concept of "technical difficulty" could invalidate it as sport for some people. Then, technical faults. It is my understanding that the judges can decide how much to take off for certain technical issues in ranges (was that a slightly bent knee or more bent? - two different deductions!). Again, even in the "objective" side as you present it there is a large subjective component.

      A football team does not get any more, or less, than a point for a goal, no matter if it was a spectacular header or the opposing team mistakenly dribbled it in. If the refs could give extra points based on the artistic nature of the goal you can bet that some people would cease to call it a sport as well.

      Because someone can win a gymnastics competition for intangible subjective reasons some people don't consider it a sport. They prefer that sports be generally objective competitions.

      So, it seems that you are barking up the wrong tree. The way forward is not to try and convince people that gymnastics don't have subjective components (such as by bring up the technical scoring) but to try and convince them that their idea of what a sport is is outdated or wrong.

      Good luck with that. I see both as a perfectly reasonable propositions although I don't really care enough to actually determine where I fall on the continuum. Just enough to think about it a bit on slashdot.

    147. Re:Huh by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He makes the claim that the scoring is not subjective, then goes on to explain the scoring process. So far so good. When he makes the statement that the starting value is rated on "degree of difficulty" he is describing a subjective judgment. Therefore, his argument has broken down at that point in the post.

      The degree of difficulty is not a subjective judgement made at scoring time; it is specified on a list of valid moves that the judges score from.

      So a foobar tuck might be defined as having a degree of difficulty of 5, whereas a bazbang flip might be a DoD of 3.

      Assumptions, try making fewer of them.

    148. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Most likely because there would be never-ending challenges to any competition, and the judges would be swamped for months resolving disputes. Awards would be given out via mail because the awards ceremony would be months after the competition is over.

      And if the goal of reforming scoring is to improve an athlete's experience and satisfaction that fairness has been dealt, then I posit that not holding awards ceremonies for the athletes to enjoy the adulation of the crowd would be a step in the wrong direction.

      Utilitarianism strikes again!

    149. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never mind that "sports" like boxing are judged.

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    150. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the countr

    151. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I quite often look at the cash in the till when in the supermarket - does that make me an armed robber ?

      No.

      There are countries in the world where 12 or 14 is the normal age for marriage and sex - does that make the whole country paedophiles ?

      Yes.

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    152. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps interestingly, that's a 10% drop in the _absolute_ male enrollment during the period through '99.

    153. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't true, and I have the evidence to back it. ...

      That is not evidence that in any way supports the notion that women are as interested in techie stuff as men, it is simply evidence that if you try harder you can seek out and attract those who are interested.

      I'm not arguing the original point,which was also baseless, but your assertion is in my view one worse, at least the writer before you didn't try to twist one thing into another.

    154. Re:Huh by LordVader717 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That doesn't prove jackshit. You might want to look at the Scientific method. OTOH, There has been scientific work that somewhat confirms some of the traditional prejudices.

    155. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. The GP's language did leave room for semantic games.

      Regardless, does anyone actually believe that saying "biological differences!" is a good enough reason to continue teaching gender norms to people who don't fit them? That's the important bit.

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    156. Re:Huh by dwye · · Score: 1

      > She should get the Nobel Prize in Peace for introducing male
      > CS students to so many women. I wish I studied at Carnegie Mellon.

      I did. You might meet them, as in be introduced, but that was as far as it would get, unless you were in a frat. That 7-1 ratio (in the whole school) still gets you.

    157. Re:Huh by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      The Olympics should get fat people involved... Because Every country has obese people. Sumo Wrestling solves that.

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    158. Re:Huh by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that anything that needs judges is not a sport, due to it being subjectively instead of objectively scored.

      So you say you know better what longstanding words mean than the chaps that run the Oxford English Dictionary. I do look forward to your newsletter.

    159. Re:Huh by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 1

      1. As I recall (oh, google it yourself!) various classical games included judged competitions such as poetry composition and playing musical instruments.
      2. Can anyone seriously claim that gymnastics is a less athletic endeavour than a cut-and-dried competition like, say, trap shooting?
      3. Despite the shock and outrage expressed in many comments, I am pretty sure that gymnastics really does appeal to more female than male TV viewers.
      4. I can't see what is wrong with that - are women not more than half the population? Are there not other Olympic sports such as boxing that appeal to more men than women?
      5. Please don't tell me that this TV viewing situation is a problem that desperately requires fixing via social engineering, because I might laugh in your face and that's not polite.
      6. For those who are shocked and outraged by the assumption that more men than women read slashdot, rather than (or in addition to) assumptions about their TV viewing habits, yes, I concede you have a point, on the grounds that it might "promote an environment in which women disengage from technical disciplines."

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    160. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because women are so illogical they as a whole choose lesser paying jobs outside the technical fields, then whine about glass ceilings and other assorted bullshit. Because they want to be treated like "one of the guys" but run to HR the second they're the butt of a dirty joke that "one of the guys" would laugh off. Because in general, women in the tech sector are either incompetent and fulfilling a quote or so sensitive you must walk on eggshells around them.

    161. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, should all the female readers also get girlfriends now? That's more the part I'm (intentionally) confused about.

    162. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A "subjective" judgement that has BEEN CODIFIED. EVERYBODY who does a triple whammy spin flip starts off with 10 or 17 or whatever points, depending on the technique they're attempting. Points are deducted depending on the actual performance.

      This is no different than saying that basketball's three point shots are harder than two point shots, and so should be worth more.

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    163. Re:Huh by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Every single one of them is jailbait.

      Wrong. They changed the rules since 1984, and now they are all older than the age of consent, at least in my state. They just LOOK like they were jailbait, since there are no normally sized or normal weight gymnasts.

    164. Re:Huh by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

      That wasn't stated at all, perhaps you have a bias toward women and sports. All it said was the guys here wouldn't like the ribbon thing but women might. Which I happen to agree with, I think that if anyone watches it it's going to be a woman.

    165. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not in Canada.

    166. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      If they have rhythmic gymnastics, they should have professional dance. Seriously.

      Well, if we're going to attack IOC sports, let's attack equestrian as well: dressage is one of the competitions, and it is very akin to agility, a dog-show event.

    167. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize that they did change the rules a few years ago so only over 16 athletes are allowed? ...

      Definition:

      â"adjective 1. (of a young woman) suitable for marriage, esp. in regard to age or physical development; marriageable.
      2. (of a young woman) sexually developed and attractive: the nubile girls in their bikinis.

      16 seems about right, in fact raising the age probably HELPS given the developmentally challenged girls that I see in gymnastics

    168. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      the m-w entry, though; it lists "sexual play" before the more conventional -- or maybe just more general -- "physical activity engaged in for pleasure".

      Your wife... er, does she like... Sports?

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    169. Re:Huh by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Boxing falls into both categories depending on the outcome.

      Especially when it involves cats.

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    170. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      And what, pray tell, is the scarcest resource for male programmers?

      Yup. Chicks.

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    171. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      In a sport, you can say, "If I do X I will get Y number of points."

      Interestingly enough, gymnastics does have such criteria. As does figure skating.

      It's not as subjective as you would have Slashdotters believe.

    172. Re:Huh by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Of course not, but it's hard to pin down, sometimes, exactly what's biological and not.

      I have a boy and a girl. I've never forced either one to participate in extracurricular activities they didn't want to. The boy does martial arts and soccer. The girl does gymnastics and ballet. Believe me, I ask her all the time to do martial arts and soccer... there are a lot of girls in the martial arts classes; and we even ask the boy if he wants to take dancing lessons... they both say "no." They like it the way it is.

      Now, the boy HAS taken gymnastics, but it was his decision to quit. They were both taking Capoeira for a short time, which was cool, but that's over. But we let them pick and they pick what they pick... and she wears dresses and likes pink things, and wears shirts that say things like "Girls Rock!"

      I don't know how you get away from gender stereotyping, and frankly I wouldn't want to live in an androgynous world anyway.

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    173. Re:Huh by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      "Sport" is often defined in terms of ritualized combat. Hockey fits that definition: while it's dangerous and rough, you can win without hurting anybody and don't get any points if you do...in fact, you're more likely to get penalties.

      Know what you call a boxer who inflicts brain damage on his opponent? "The winner". I'd call that combat, period.

      rj

    174. Re:Huh by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If a landed punch is a landed punch, why do they have 3 judges who all end up with different scores at the end?

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    175. Re:Huh by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      "Degree of difficulty" is no more subjective than deciding a touchdown deserves 6 points, and kick deserves 1 point. Why 6 for a touchdown? Why not 5? Or 7? Why does a kick through the posts only get 1 point when 2 would be more appropriate?

      There's a "degree of difficulty" baseline in ALL sports. That's how the points are assigned. Gymnastics is no different with its array of assigned points for different "goals" achieved or failed.

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    176. Re:Huh by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1

      May I offer a slight modification to your sport criteria?

      * To be considered a sport, the athlete must provide the primary physical activity required to winning in the sport.

      Therefore, horse racing is a sport... but only for the horse and not the jockey, since the jockey is not supplying the primary physical activity required to win. I guess someone could construe this to mean that auto racing is a sport, but I think that is only valid if the person you are talking to is a car.

    177. Re:Huh by torqer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's a science. The sweet science.

    178. Re:Huh by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      I find it entirely unsurprising that, with the amount of money going into athletics programs, we would have that many gold medals.

      I also find it entirely unsurprising that we are then beaten by Norway for Winter medals.

    179. Re:Huh by Anpheus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In strawmanistan, the most free and enlightened society of all, 15 is the age of consent.

    180. Re:Huh by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I think it would be reasonably easy to attract an additional 40 women to one of the top CS programs in the country. You wouldn't even need to increase the overall number of female CS students. An increase in recruiting females could draw them away from other top programs that are indifferent about sex.

      It would be much more interesting to see numbers at mid to low level state schools and the like doing the same thing. At my school, there was approximately 10% women enrolled, and it was a pretty good program. I can't possibly imagine you could make that change at most universities.

    181. Re:Huh by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Of course, if they REALLY wanted to up their ratings, they would have an exotic dancing competition.

      By 2040 the most popular events will be figure skating and the t-shirt wetting contest.

    182. Re:Huh by KernelMuncher · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about an archery competition where you have to shoot it high and then catch it in some sort of bin. Extra points if you catch it by hand. Points are subtracted if the arrow ends up in your body. Now that's something I'd watch.

    183. Re:Huh by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      As long as the Volleyball Team keeps wearing bikinis, I'm good.

      .

      The removal of artistic points from Ice Figure Skating ruined that sport. Now it's just a bunch of jumpers and very little artistry or beauty. She/he who jumps the most wins, even if they create an ugly-looking performance. I wonder if the same will happen with Gymnastics.

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    184. Re:Huh by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      So because I make fun of the racists... I'm a racist?

      If you're making fun of ME for being a racist, then by your own logic, you are a racist yourself, in which case, I'll be glad when you're hung from a pole, too.

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    185. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Because someone can win a gymnastics competition for intangible subjective reasons some people don't consider it a sport.

      Except that it's not as subjective as you're saying. There's a set list of values (double twisting layout is worth X points) and deductions (legs not together is minus Y points). This is just like in tennis, where "hitting a shot in bounds that your opponent doesn't return" is worth one step along the 4-step love-15-30-40-Game progression).

      The judges don't sit back and say, "Humm...Shannon Miller...butt too big, minus seven. Oh, I don't like layouts because my wife was a victim of layoffs, minus two. Oh, China, plus three."

    186. Re:Huh by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      If something is a sport or not is irrelevant when it comes to the Olympics anyway...
      The Olympics is a competition in athletic events, not in sports.

      That's why sports where machines or animals do most of the work shouldn't be included, while things that might not be considered a sport by some, but is athletic in nature, certainly belong in the Olympics.

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    187. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every sport needs judges and other form of checking (anti doping is form of judgment, a legal and moral one), to avoid being transformed in cockfights. are judges that avoid me to run the 100mt shooting at everyone else before the ending line.

    188. Re:Huh by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      "Theory and practice are the same in theory, but never in practice."

    189. Re:Huh by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Ok, what about intentional grounding in American football? I have a hard time calling the criteria objective even in theory.

      (I know at least one of you is thinking of posting a list of criteria so you can say "what's subjective about those"; before you do, I suggest you double-check whether you know all the criteria involved in the intentional grounding rule.)

    190. Re:Huh by demonbug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a "degree of difficulty" baseline in ALL sports.

      Hmm, let's see how that statement holds up.

      Soccer - a goal is 1 point. Period.

      Baseball - a run is one point. Period. (Never thought I'd defend baseball as a sport).

      Tennis - while they use a weird-ass way of keeping score, every "point" is essentially worth the same - doesn't matter if you score off the serve, off a volley, from the back, or at the net - each point is the same.

      Hockey - a goal is a goal.

      Polo - a goal is a goal.

      So, yeah - looks like you're wrong. Basketball and (non association) football are pretty much the only mainstream sports where this occurs.

    191. Re:Huh by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't blame you for gendering your kids or anything ridiculous like that, but your kids didn't grow up in a vacuum, and they've been bsorbing gender norms from everyone around them their whole lives.

      It sounds like you've done all your due diligence in giving your kids the opportunities they need.

      But even if your son had a bit of an interest in dance, when you offered lessons, it's likely he would have had to weigh his own desires against the shit he'd inevitably get from his school chums if he told them aout it. That's the dynamic I think we should be seeking to overcome.

      Ain't nothing wrong with ballet and pink shirts, as long as they were chosen with the knowledge that coveralls and auto mechanics are ok options too.

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    192. Re:Huh by grahamd0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since a moderator decides on objective criteria, slashdot posting is therefore a sport.

      Your premise is false.

      I objectively determine that I disagree with a poster before I mod them down.

      </sarcasm>

    193. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between arbitrary and subjective.

      How close together do the legs have to be before the deduction isn't warrented?

      Pressed tightly together? Thighs touching but a half of a centimeter between the knees and feet? thighs one degree apart? two degrees?

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    194. Re:Huh by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that anything that needs judges is not a sport

      And if it's not a sport, it's not interesting? What an odd thing to suggest on Slashdot of all places. :)

      Anyway, the second-most idiotic thing about Taco's statement (after the insane sexism that makes me want to kick his scrawny little ass around the block--hey, maybe we can make that an Olympic sport!) is the suggestion that I might only watch a sporting event because I care who wins. Apparently, I'm not allowed to appreciate the sheer athletic ability and prowess and maybe even artistry of the competitors and enjoy the event even when (not if) I disagree with the judges.

      At least he stopped short of suggesting that the competitors I'll want to watch are those from my own country. That kind of makes-me-want-to-rip-their-throats-out jingoism is best left to the TV broadcasters. :)

    195. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I had no idea that men and lesbians were the only people who perused Slashdot...

    196. Re:Huh by Amouth · · Score: 1

      how often in articstic sports (say ice skateing) to you see two competitors taking the ice aginst each other at the same moment.

      i am sure that if there wasn't a person trying to block the shots all the time in basketball you would see constant strings of 3-pointers

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    197. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The players are the ones who give themselves points. referees enforce rules.

      Judges give points if they like the player performance. has little control over the actual awarding of points.

    198. Re:Huh by apparently · · Score: 1
      The hyper political correctness gets old after a while.

      Actually, it sounds like your reading comprehension skills could use a tune-up. Taco's editorialization is pretty straightforward:

      Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner,

      The use of quotes around "sport" implies that he does not believe gymnastics are an actual sport. Taco's trying to be condescending.

      but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

      Labeling the whole of gymastics with as nothing but "ribbon twirling thing" is further condescension. So no, it's not "hyper political correctness"; it's a response to condescending remarks. How is someone responding to a condescending remark "hyper political correctness"?

    199. Re:Huh by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1
      Sadly, any line drawn is arbitrary. However, my personal opinion tends to draw the playing field into 3 types: sports, physical skill challenges, and non-physical skill challenges. My personal definitions of each:

      Sports are primarily physical contests of 1 or more players in 2 or more teams (a team of 1 player is still a team) where the athlete of the sport provides the primary physical activity required to win. Additionally, there must be an active offensive and defensive strategy that directly affect the abilities of the other team(s) to effectively execute their corresponding strategy. Examples include football (both kinds), running, horse racing (for the horse at least), swimming (when everyone is in one giant body of water, competing for space)...

      Physical skill contests are the remainder of the physical activities, where players are the provide the primary physical skills required to win, but do not actively affect the offensive/defensive execution of opposing players. Examples would be golf, darts, archery, bowling, swimming (when performed in individual lanes)...

      Nonphysical skill contests would be ones where the primary physical exertion is performed by something other than the contestant. While I understand that many of these contests do have a physical aspect, the primary skill for winning tends to be mental or reactionary/predictive. Examples would be auto racing, horse racing (for the jockey and breeder), robot fighting...

    200. Re:Huh by demonbug · · Score: 1

      So you say you know better what longstanding words mean than the chaps that run the Oxford English Dictionary. I do look forward to your newsletter.

      blah blah blah... appeal to authority... blah blah blah.

      (No, I'm not really serious)

    201. Re:Huh by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      But he said "The sex of these good programmers is irrelevant".

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    202. Re:Huh by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      say ice skateing and make it so that x gives y points.

      I like this, we can go with it. From there, give them sticks and lets say that x is putting an object into some sort of goal with said stick. We can give them y=1 point for that. And then we can make the object something that makes sense, like a puck--to slide--a ball might roll, ruining any dynamics the ice might contribute to the movement of the object. A puck would also limit bounces, which would make the game chaotic--but I'm open to suggestions. Then, to make it interesting, allow them to hit each other. I think both boys and girls could do this--I would enjoy watching either. We could make sure all parts of their body are covered for protection and also to make sure the "hot" ones are not given any favoritism. (I would even require their wearing masks--but they may not like it--we might have to hammer that one out with the "players".) This plan would take a lot of subjectivity out of ice skating.

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    203. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I'd imagine it is something like "when a judge can see they're not touching."

      Otherwise, we'll just say the same about tennis: How do we know the ball bounced in? We can't see at the subatomic level whether the electrons or nuclei of the ball atoms ever touched the electrons or nuclei of the ground atoms.

    204. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, there were quite a few replies and it's hard to keep track of all of usernames.

      It doesn't help that right when things were getting good, slashdot starts up with "oh, you've replied too much, stop for a while and we'll see if you get to post again."

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    205. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember one game between Chicago and Los Angeles where most of Michael Jordan and Earl Johnson 's sots where 3 points.

    206. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess I should clarify that physical activity refers to the athlete, and not any physical activity.

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    207. Re:Huh by ne0n · · Score: 1

      I award you four worthless points for equating code obfuscation with Olympic sport.

      Do I detect some seriously snide sarcasm secretly ridiculing these bogus Olympic events?

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    208. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Can I get some Schrute Bucks to go with that? That should be an (Office) Olympic award.

    209. Re:Huh by ne0n · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Boxing falls into both categories depending on the outcome.

      So we've learned that not everything fits into a nice, neat category. :-p

      ... unless they change the rules, say 20 rounds and no headgear? there'll be a KO. If both parties survive they should both get gold.

      I never want to see a remake of Jones Jr. vs Park. Change the rules dammit.

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    210. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Assuming you are right, and gymnastics is scored objectively..I'm having a hard time understanding the use of the term judge. What is it that they are judging?

      If all they are doing is score-keeping, then gymnastics works perfectly into my definition of sport, and welcome to it.

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    211. Re:Huh by camperdave · · Score: 1

      How can there be challenges if a machine does the judging? You never see month long disputes in high jump, or discus, or 4x100 relay. Why? Because they are objectively judged, and often by machine. Style doesn't matter. All that matters is which athelete crossed the finish line first, or threw the furthest, or jumped the highest. It's the lowest number on the stopwatch, or the biggest number on the measuring tape that counts.

      I've seen far too many olympics where the political leanings of the judges affects the score. Far too many times has one judge been seen to be harsh or lenient. If they're all judging the same performance by the same criteria, shouldn't they all give the same score? Sorry, but the moment you start giving out points for artistic merit, or style, it is no longer a sport.

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    212. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is not actually offered as an event currently, ballroom dancing *is* recognized by the IOC.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballroom_dance

    213. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      How can there be challenges if a machine does the judging?

      Bugs, bugs, bugs.

      the moment you start giving out points for artistic merit, or style, it is no longer a sport.

      Judo in the olympics has this (I forget the term, but it's something like "not sufficiently martial"), weightlifting has this (are his legs fully in position? etc.), and boxing has this. Basketball has this (technical fouls anyone?).

      The list goes on and on.

      If basketball, judo, and weightlifting are not sports, then I'd say you have a definition of "sport" that is too restrictive for practical use.

    214. Re:Huh by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      Because no one makes them all the time. If you look at his post...

      then everyone will just learn to perfect the move with the highest y and then you will just see a chain of them for the lenght of the event..

      If we make an assumption that the FG % for 2 pointers is 40%, and the FG % for 3 pointers is 25%, then:

      Average points per 3 point attempt: 3*.25 = .75
      Average points per 2 point attempt: 2*.4 = .8

      Where 2 pointers are slightly more efficient. If someone could make every 3 pointer they tried (higher Y), then they would take every 3 pointer and would win every game.

    215. Re:Huh by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      What is it that they are judging?

      The same thing that any referee judges. We just call them "judges" in gymnastics.

      Besides, even refs in basketball do more than scorekeep. They judge whether conduct has risen to the level of "unsportsmanlike" for giving technicals. This is subjective, and under your definition disqualifies basketball from being labeled a "sport." The same follows for many other sports with this term. Thus, I'd say you have a useless definition of sport.

    216. Re:Huh by k_187 · · Score: 1

      I believe difficulty of each maneuver is codified, so that varibility is taken out of the equation. They use multiple judges for the second problem you give.

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    217. Re:Huh by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      What they don't tell you in that study is that CMU is an all female university.

    218. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there is always the transsexuals :p

    219. Re:Huh by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      "Do you really have to check with your local ordinances before you fantasize about anything?"
      I believe in lots of countries they're throwing the book (and more) at people with child porn.

      We are talking about an Olympic sporting event, watched by millions of people, broadcast by every major TV network in the world.

      WTF are you talking about "child porn"?

    220. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, in baseball, if you hit the ball over the fence on the fly, it's a home run. If it bounces first, it's a double. Cricket is similar -- 6 runs for hitting the ball over the boundary line on the fly, 4 runs if it bounces first.

      Volleyball used to have a difficulty factor (scoring after serving = 1 points, scoring after returning = 0 points + serving the next time). It's gone now, though.

      Target sports (archery, etc.) have an obvious degree of difficulty as well.

      That said, you're correct that not ALL sports have a degree of difficulty baseline.

    221. Re:Huh by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Because he said he has to check their age first.

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    222. Re:Huh by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      I think ski jumping could be made more exciting...

      Or there were penguins being chucked at them as they go down the ramp.

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    223. Re:Huh by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      They might as well add painting and colouring, too.

      Other recognized sports should include carpentry, carpet laying, cooking, morse code transmission, SMSing, etc.

    224. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The fact that he doesn't like gymnastics makes him sexist? That is hyper political correctness.

      He's entitled to not like gymnastics. And he's entitled to make the same disparaging remarks about it that we commonly direct toward things that don't appeal to us...That actually is allowed. I don't think curling is a real sport; if I threw down on that "brush and hockey puck" game would it be sexist? Would anyone (aside from a few canadians) bother to put up snippy humorless responses? No.

      It would have passed without notice if it wasn't that women are tangentially involved, but since they are it's all "Zomg! Misogynist!" And then he compounded the massive insult by suggesting that it's primarily women who watch it on TV, which, judging by the advertising, is borne out by the demographic data. What a bastard.

      So lets just jump on that bandwagon and dump a ton of bile on someone for a casual remark that could have only offended someone who was looking to be offended.

      Must suck to live like that.

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    225. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Amazingly, athletics is something where it is possible to get quite good at it without spending large amounts of money on it.

    226. Re:Huh by apparently · · Score: 1
      The fact that he doesn't like gymnastics makes him sexist? That is hyper political correctness.

      What are you even talking about? I was responding to your statement "The way I read it was as more of a "I know all you guys watch this stuff and care,..."

      Problem is, the "way (you) read it" was incorrect, as your reading ignored the difference between using the word sport and "sport". Syntax matters, and when you ignore syntax, you end up responding to arguments people aren't even making. So no, not liking gymnastics doesn't make the remark sexist. Calling it a non-"sport" that only women could care for made the remark sexist.

      Must suck to live like that.

      No, it must suck to be incapable of parsing simple sentences, immediately jumping to defensive and arbitrary "PC! PC!" stances, and responding to arguments that aren't even being made.

    227. Re:Huh by Icarium · · Score: 1

      No, but in amateur boxing whether you get the point or not depends on how well the judge(s) think you connected.

      It is entirely possible for a boxer to throw two near identical punches that connect equally well, yet get points for on and not the other.

    228. Re:Huh by servognome · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that anything that needs judges is not a sport, due to it being subjectively instead of objectively scored.

      I'd consider boxing a sport.
      My definition of sport is direct interaction between competitors. Golf, darts, gymnastics, bowling are not sports - they are exhibitions of skills.
      The key difference is that in exhibition of skill there is nothing I can do to stop somebody if they are "feeling it" that day. Meanwhile in a sport I can use different tactics to disrupt your skills.

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    229. Re:Huh by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm...Rhythmic Gymnastics, there has got to be a joke in there somewhere.

    230. Re:Huh by lilomar · · Score: 1

      I considered this when developing my definition, but too many people consider track events to be a sport to eliminate them.

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    231. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      As per usual, you clearly "know" what he meant when he said it, and your interpretation is right and mine is wrong. My statement that I interpreted it in a particular way is in fact correct; I did. Your statement that you know exactly what he was thinking when he typed that is actually false, because you don't.

      Dance is generally not considered a sport; rhythm gymnastics is commonly looked at askance in the same way as synchronized swimming. It's pretty and all, but is it a sport? He is entitled to his opinion. The fact that he doesn't think its a sport has no implicit bearing on his perception of it's merit as an activity despite your baseless assertion.

      As for the assertion itself, I took it as tongue in cheek. Sarcasm. A piece of intentional irony, in the correct usage of that word. I may be wrong, as I have said from the very first line of my post.

      You, on the other hand, are so obsessed with the idea that this is a slight that you have refused to even entertain any other possibility. In my experience, such people are arrogant, unpleasant, and unhappy. The fact that your immediate response to me is to insult my intelligence only bears that out.

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    232. Re:Huh by servognome · · Score: 1

      Well the term "sports" has been applied to just about any form of competition which dilutes any specific meaning.

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    233. Re:Huh by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Except that it's not as subjective as you're saying.

      Well, now you've made me go and look up the FIG's Code of Points.

      The judges don't sit back and say, "Humm...Shannon Miller...butt too big, minus seven. Oh, I don't like layouts because my wife was a victim of layoffs, minus two. Oh, China, plus three."

      I found out that half the score is available for judges to do something similar! Well, okay, they have to come up with actual reasons having to do with the competition, but...

      For these points the judges can take away points for errors in artistry, routine composition, technique and form. Now, it is certain that at least some of these should be considered mostly objective. I am thinking that for specific moves there is proper technique and form that define those moves and any deviations would be marked. But even this can be more subjective than not.

      What is the "perfect" technique and form for a double layout? No, not the one you write down and tell to me but the one in your head that you compare other double layouts to when computing deductions. Do you think that every judge has that same picture in their head or merely a similar one? See, if they had the same picture or similar enough in their head and could come to the same score as you then it would be an objective measurement.

      It is also certain that at least some of these deductions are purely subjective. Unless you'd care to come up with an objective scoring method for "artistry".

      A judge cannot be "wrong" for deducting .5 for artistic issues (unless it's outside of the allowable range of deduction, don't know). Another judge is not "wrong" for not deducting those same .5 points from the same routine. Same goes for technique and form deductions, i think you'd agree. One judge might think something a little off that another thinks is fine. How is the score objective again? I'm still not seeing it.

      However, a line judge in tennis can indeed be wrong, objectively, when they call a ball in or out (and even challenged, now).

    234. Re:Huh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Agreed!

    235. Re:Huh by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      He's not right. There are subjective components to scoring.

      Half the points are awarded based on technique, form, artistry and routine composition.

      Of those, I am absolutely sure that artistry is subjective, unless there's been a major breakthrough that no one has bothered to tell me about.

      Of the other three, technique and form are at least partially subjective. Don't know about routine composition, though.

    236. Re:Huh by rtechie · · Score: 1

      do you even understand scoring in gymnastics?

      Actually, NOBODY does. That's the whole point. In order to increase "fairness" in gymnastic scoring, byzantine systems requiring certain moves in a certain order and "reverse scoring", deducting for "errors" rather than awarding points for successful marks, etc. Again, NOBODY really understand these rules which is why in EVERY major gymnastics competition there are controversies with scoring. It's been shown that all of these attempts at "objectivity" don't seem to help. The Russians still always win, largely because they play to the judges as much as possible.

    237. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by your logic, they don actually have judges? They have referies that call themselves judges.....

      So it's simply the nonsport clinging to the nonsport paradigme, because they refuge to fully accept the role of the referies.

    238. Re:Huh by rtechie · · Score: 1

      In which case you are arguing that a boxing match that is won by a knock-out is a sport, but if it's a points decision it's not.

      Absolutely, 100%, correct. Anyone who follows boxing will tell you that the judges fuck it all up. The ideal situation is the "classic" boxing format which is 100 rounds (that's ONE HUNDRED), you go until someone quits or is knocked out. If it goes all 100 it's a draw. Early UFC fights worked in a similar format, except there were no rounds, just unlimited time. MANY observers agreed this was a "purer" competition. The downside of this format is that it can be really boring, with opponents circling each other for HOURS (this happened in the UFC). It's also really rough on the fighters. Just 10 or 12 rounds is extremely grueling, 100 rounds is life threatening. But the main reason is that it's boring for spectators, and doesn't work well on TV.

      There are a lot of concessions made in sports for TV. One of the big reasons I don't watch televised sports.

    239. Re:Huh by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, Referees shouldn't have any influence. They do, because people cheat.

      There, fixed that for you.

    240. Re:Huh by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, because if elephants are animals, then all animals are elephants.

    241. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking sick paedo troll

    242. Re:Huh by rtechie · · Score: 1

      "I know all you guys watch this stuff and care, but I'm going to pretend like I believe that the only reason you watch it is because your girl makes you."

      Let's be honest: The reason men watch gymnastics is to watch nubile young girls in skimpy outfits contort their bodies. They couldn't care less about the scoring.

      And yeah, there is an ephebophile element to this. Get used to it. Many men are ephebophiles.

    243. Re:Huh by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      So, what you are saying is that it is less subjective than judging, say, an poetry reading competition.

      I'll agree with that. What about a poetry reading competition with WRITTEN guidelines for deductions?

      its not nearly as subjective as people want to make it out to be.

      Yes, but isn't that like being a little bit pregnant?

      The question wasn't "How subjective is gymnastics?" but "Is gymnastics subjective?"

      You'd better believe that any competition where points can be deducted for artistic errors can be considered subjective. Unless you've come up with a way to codify "artistic", that is (and I'm sure the world will cheer for you when you pick up that Nobel Prize).

      The parent wasn't saying that no subjectivity is allowed in "sports" (currently impossible since all the refs are human beings) but that in a perfect system there is no subjectivity in "sports", while subjectivity is baked into gymnastic competitions. Yes, institutionally baked in to how scores are calculated.

      I don't know where your tirade comes from. Are you mad because the parent doesn't consider anything with this type of subjective scoring a sport? Are you mad because he's actually right about the subjective nature of the competition?

      It's actually very funny, you ranting about how he doesn't understand gymnastics, how even an idiot who watches a little tv could learn. Yet when it comes right down to it if you actually thought about what you said here you'd have to agree that gymnastics does have a subjective component to the score.

    244. Re:Huh by lgw · · Score: 1

      What if one judge thinks maneuver X is more or less difficult than another judge?

      Difficulty is judged by fixed scoring. A given move is worth X - no subjectivity there.

      What if one judge doesn't notice an error or think it is more or less severe?

      What if the ref doesn't consider that a foul? All sports required a referee of some sort to make a judgement call on whether an error crosses an arbitrary line that results in a penalty. However, the penalty for mistakes in gymnatsics isn't any more subjective than any other sport: if you do X, you lose Y points.

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    245. Re:Huh by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

      When Rhythmic Gymnastics participants can knock eachother out, I'll watch it.

    246. Re:Huh by cawpin · · Score: 1, Funny

      What?! You should GET points for it ending up in your body. But only if you're able to walk away.

    247. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing in the Olympic Oath that precludes such activities, and I can point to some other Olympic events which appear to be similarly "almost exclusively artistic in nature".

      In fact, to play devil's advocate to your devil's advocate, the more "artistic" events seem *more* worthy of being events than, say, pure strength or speed events. First, with the Olympic Oath athletes promise to compete "without doping and without drugs", which don't provide the benefit to dancers they do to weightlifters. Second, it calls for "the true spirit of sportsmanship, for the glory of sport and the honour of our teams", which seems easier to maintain on the dance floor than competitions which involve hitting people from other countries.

      Do you propose excluding dance or rhythmic gymnastics because you think they're stupid (I think lots of Olympic sports are stupid!), or because they would somehow be incongruent with the IOC's Charter?

    248. Re:Huh by cawpin · · Score: 0

      Because Larry is retired.

    249. Re:Huh by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Good job mods! At least the parent is half right.

      What about the other deductions the B judges in gymnastics can give?

      I learned today that they are in the categories of "form", "technique", "artistry", "execution" and "routine composition".

      So, no. The match is only partial - and that's where the issue is. The rules have subjective scoring built in.

      Since the definition of "sport" that the Parent was using includes (most strenuously) NO SUBJECTIVE SCORING, I would guess "fairly well" == "not at all".

    250. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Wtf is an ephebophile? Sounds like a cold medicine...Honestly never heard that term before, though I guess it is more descriptive than "pedophile" when you're really talking about early teenagers. The attempt to popularize such a term however, smacks of a group trying to creep out from under the stigma of the pedophile label; if the law says shes too young, you're a pedo.

      The idea that men should find post-pubescent females attractive is hardly novel: A man is a creature that can become aroused thinking about a hole in the ozone. It's biological hardwiring.

      Fortunately for the morals of society, pop music was invented to create an insurmountable barrier between teenage girls and middle aged men who can't get dates from women their own age.

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    251. Re:Huh by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Or at least more sports like pro beach volleyball. Every notice that there are depressingly few sports involving women in bikinis?

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    252. Re:Huh by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Because in ice skating, you don't have another skater trying to knock you over or prevent you from doing a triple axel.

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    253. Re:Huh by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      The archer stands near the base of the mast and shoots arrows upwards at the birds.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popinjay_(sport)

    254. Re:Huh by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      Did you remember to divide the figures per capita?

    255. Re:Huh by taucross · · Score: 0

      You're not a troll. This is hilarious xD

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    256. Re:Huh by Ludachrispeed · · Score: 1

      a particular vault for example has a maximum starting value based upon the "degree of difficulty".

      Your argument breaks down here.

      The argument is fine.

      A gymnast does predefined vault. That vault also has a predefined maximum score. Not every vault can get a 10, even if executed perfectly.

      That prevents this from happening:
      one gymnast does a phenomenal hand-spring and gets a perfect 10. The next gymnast does an octuple back-flip, 12 rotations, writes down the proof to Fermat's last theorem, then stumbles an inch on the landing, getting a 9.8 for the unacceptable stumble.

      So only an extremely difficult vault has a starting value of 10. The same is true for diving.

    257. Re:Huh by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Seriously, what's up with the Political Correctness Police Department around here? I would think that people on Slashdot would be able to take what is obviously a joke. Naturally, it would be another thing if he had written that and actually meant it, but surely, it cannot be mistaken for anything but a joke?

      If I were to get more than a million readers somehow, would I also have to be politically correct in every word I speak? In that case, I'd rather not have a million readers to begin with.

    258. Re:Huh by stop+bothering+me · · Score: 1
      Selectively picking sports to support your argument, does not a good argument make. Your right that its not ALL sports, but plenty of other mainstream sports have variable scoring if you lose the US centric focus. Off the top of my head...

      Rugby Union. Try +5 points, covert the try by kicking it through the uprights +2, penalty (same as conversion but not preceded by a try) +3, field goal +3. Interestingly its the only game that i know of in my life time where they have changed the scoring of it. A try was lifted from 4 to 5 points in 1992.

      Rugby League, Try +4 points, conversion and penalty +2, field goal +1.

      AFL, 6 points for a goal, 1 point for a 'behind'.

      Gealic Football also has different scoring depending on where the ball goes.

      Also, the list you give there is only one way to score. Soccer, kick a goal, baseball, cross the home plate, tennis, don't hit the ball out, hockey, ball in the goal and so on. If there is more than one way to score in a given game, there there generally is a variable scoring system which depends on the difficulty of whats required to do it..

    259. Re:Huh by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery.

      --American Beauty :D

    260. Re:Huh by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Pedophile means attraction to pre-pubescent children. That means no breasts or hips or body hair. The people using the word to refer to attraction to fully developed teenagers, a.k.a. jail bait, are simply using the word incorrectly. If there is one thing we geeks like to do is correct people when they use words incorrectly. :) You don't need to get all conspiratorial about imaginary plots to make being attracted to teen-agers more acceptable.

    261. Re:Huh by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      The sex of these good programmers is irrelevant.

      And often nonexistent.

      Score -5 ... too easy

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    262. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Soccer - a goal is 1 point. Period.

      Except when you go into tie breaking penalty shots, where those goals don't count as points.

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    263. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      That said, you're correct that not ALL sports have a degree of difficulty baseline.

      Every game with rules has a "baseline difficulty". And that is the difficulty of scoring a single point or goal. Many games do not deviate from this baseline -- the GP listed a few. Many do.

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    264. Re:Huh by joeava · · Score: 1

      what about boxing?

    265. Re:Huh by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Because he said he has to check their age first.

      Non sequitur.

    266. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heterosexual men? Yeah probably. But when I was a pubescent man, er... boy, whatever, there was no Web. I was lucky to ever get my hands on a Playboy even. So I relied on my imagination and memory, or pathetic things like department store catalog hosiery sections, or things I saw on TV. So when an athletic girl my age was prancing around in a skin tight, skimpy outfit, you can bet that was generating more than just viewers, it was generating plenty of lumber as well.

    267. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Outdated." Is that what they're calling "politically incorrect" these days?

    268. Re:Huh by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      So basketball is a subjective game due to the three point shot?

    269. Re:Huh by dcam · · Score: 1

      Wtf is an ephebophile?

      SatanicPuppy, let me introduce you to google. Using this tool you can appear all knowing.

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    270. Re:Huh by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Just wait till you're there, son. Men never quit being horny geek-boys. Which I'm currently still OK with.

      Now, get off my yard.

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    271. Re:Huh by Swampash · · Score: 1

      AFAIC, if it involves judges, it isn't a sport.

      By that criterion much of the modern Olympics isn't sport.

    272. Re:Huh by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1
      I've also been working on a clear definition of what is and what isn't a sport. I've only just started, so I still have a lot of work to do. So far I have the following:
      A sport:
      • Tennis
      • Caber tossing
      • Pheasant plucking
      • 100m backstroke
      • Armadillo wrestling (Peruvian rules)

      Not a sport:

      • Sitting on a rock
      • Picking the gunk out from under your toenails
      • Refrigerator maintenance
      • Octathlon
      • Armadillo wrestling (Uruguayan rules)

      If anyone else has any ideas, please help me add to my list.

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    273. Re:Huh by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you can trust the figure shown on that wikipedia page. If you look through the history, it's been changed several times in the past month. At time of writing, it was changed from 894 to 1394, and has had several different values before that.

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    274. Re:Huh by bipbop · · Score: 1

      They already made two! (Electric Boogaloo!)

    275. Re:Huh by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      In the same way that giving a five year old negative instructions (e.g. "don't run") doesn't work because the kid just hears the word "run" and acts on that, so many people here do the same thing with reading.

      If they see the word "black" then you're racist, "liberal" then you're a fascist, "muslim" you're anti-Islam, "libertarian" you're not insane, etc. Actually reading and understanding whole sentences in context seems almost impossible to some people.

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    276. Re:Huh by tommut · · Score: 1

      Heh, that sport already existed. It was called Jarts.. It ended badly.

    277. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude you have no idea how much I have to pay for chicks these days.

    278. Re:Huh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I ran "define::ephebophile" through google and got one hit: the ever reliable wikipedia.

      In light of the fact that there are no reliable sources, and that the word isn't even recognized by my spellchecker, I thought it justified to throw a WTF in the lead.

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    279. Re:Huh by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "...demonstration of ability is almost exclusively artistic in nature."

      Artistic? More like pornographic! Or have you not seen what strange positions those girls can contort themselves into?

      I can barely watch without commenting to my wife that she should try that in the bedroom sometime.

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    280. Re:Huh by edittard · · Score: 1

      That or they get some contestants with decent boobies.

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    281. Re:Huh by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      We have black liberal runners at the Olympics?

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    282. Re:Huh by Notegg+Nornoggin · · Score: 0

      RASCIST!

    283. Re:Huh by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "The sex of these good programmers is irrelevant."

      Ahhh, the ambivalent benefits bisexuality. :)

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    284. Re:Huh by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Except that it doesn't matter to the scoring of basketball whether the 3 point shot is easy or hard.

    285. Re:Huh by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Apparently yes. This is not the first I've heard it.

    286. Re:Huh by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Not sure whether you'd call it cause or not, but a great deal of technical field workers come from cultures where women are unlikely to work outside the house. I'm sure that contributes.

    287. Re:Huh by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Three point shots are not easy. That is the point.

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    288. Re:Huh by Zibri · · Score: 1

      Uh.. Better include libertarian in my sig...

    289. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off troll

    290. Re:Huh by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      And breakdancing is a fad. It'll lose favor just like every other dance that was big, and they all are pretty crazy. Not to mention, anyone can dance by themselves. That is granted you call breakdancing, dancing. I call it an evolution of that mass seizure that occurs at nightclubs now. Being in sync with another person is something else.

    291. Re:Huh by thracky · · Score: 1

      If they have rhythmic gymnastics, they should have professional dance. Seriously.

      Well, no, there is no requirement that the Olympics have everything that qualifies as a "sport" under whatever definition applies.

      That aside, Ice Dancing. Seriously.

      Seriously, as a nationally ranked Ice Dancer for several years myself (yes and a regular slashdot reader for many years) I can say that there is a ton of athleticism involved in Ice Dance. It's not the same as the timed sports or sports where a score is kept, but it's a sport all the same. It requires massive amounts of talent, training and physical ability. That being said, just because these gymnasts can't bench press 400 pounds does not mean they are not athletes.

    292. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad, bad, bad, what he said.

      No excuse for that.

      But what you said was awful prejudiced, singling out old people and rednecks. I fundamentally agree with what you said, but it's still prejudiced.

    293. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go make out with your neighbor kid's dad - trust me on this one.

    294. Re:Huh by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Here's an impartial count: abc.net.au

      United States 987 gold, 774 silver, 664 bronze

  2. Hot chicks at the olympics by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just wait for someone to tell me there are hot chicks in skin tight clothes doing something. Otherwise, I could care less.

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    1. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by SpeedyDX · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was gonna say the same thing. Then I remembered all gymnasts look 12 years old.

      Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, amiright? ...

    2. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Hey, this is important. Imagine if they had an Olympics and no one scored higher than in previous years. Imagine what that would do to Nike's bottom line. No, we have to keep changing the rules around so every years is even better than the last one. If we can't do it with highly specialized equipment that sets the bar far beyond what a human can do naturally, well, changing the scoring system is cheaper anyways.

      If you love your parents and want to see the corporations they've invested their retirement money into do well, you'll embrace this change with open arms. You do love your parents, right?

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    3. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1

      "Have a seat over here. Would you like some cookies or a refreshment? I see you have a pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade there. Did you also bring condoms?"

    4. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Many gymnasts are in the 12-16 age range.

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    5. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could care less, except when there's hot chicks, in which case you _couldn't_ care less?

      Yeah, being a grammar nazi...

    6. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, amiright? ...

      Dunno. Are you attracted to powerful shoulders, an over-developed torso, flat chest, and short (Russian style) muscular legs?

      If you are, you might be interested in the stocking clerk that works at my local grocery store. His name is Billy.

    7. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not saying much. If you "could care less" doesn't that mean you might "care a lot"?

    8. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was gonna say the same thing. Then I remembered all gymnasts look 12 years old.

      Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, amiright? ...

      Rhythmic Gymnastics - nothing but dance and "judged" by the most subjective methods you'll ever see. Part of the score is how the girls look. That's right, look; not entirely how well they performed. Many of these girls develop eating disorders when they hit puberty so that their looks and subsequently "careers" aren't destroyed.

      They make the child beauty pageants look tame.

    9. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I was gonna say the same thing. Then I remembered all gymnasts look 12 years old.

      I seem to remember the competitors in Women's trampolining being the exception. As a bonus, they're on trampolines!

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    10. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Whats the difference between the 'professional' gymnasts and the ones that just do it for sport in HS? Tits.

      My mom and sister were huge into gymnastics and she's the one that told me that. All the ones that have been on a strict diet and actively working out since they were young all looked like 14 year old boys in wigs, not that there's anything wrong with that.

    11. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/sp_photo2.jpg

      http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/115563.jpg

    12. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your second comment is appropriate. I could care less. It doesn't mean that I do care more. If you were to assign a scoring system of 1 to 10 to my level of care, where 1 is absolute lack of care, and 10 is absolute care, the Olympics may rate a 3, at which point there is room in the scale to raise or lower my level of care. I could care less, but it wouldn't even matter, because it's lower than a neutral level of care (5), and has no direct impact on myself.

          If there were to be a direct impact upon myself by the event, then that level of care would be more significant. Take the scenario "There's a truck coming down the road". If I were not in the road, I could care less, at a care level of 3, and it wouldn't matter. If I were standing in the road in front of the truck, at a care level of 3, and I did care less, that would definitely be a sign of deep depression, which would be resolved rather quickly, assuming the truck does it's job appropriately and runs me over. :)

          It becomes a moot point, as the phrase "I could care less" entered colloquial English approximately 40 years, and it is already commonly understood to mean the same, either in the positive or negative syntax. It is found in print as far back as 1966. I'm only 35 years old, and I started speaking at 1 year old, so both versions of the phrase were already in common usage for 8 years.

      http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html
      http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/couldcare.html
      http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/g09.html
      http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-ico1.htm

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    13. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giggity giggity giggity

    14. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by caluml · · Score: 1

      short (Russian style) muscular legs

      Eh? I've been to Russia, and know(n?) quite a few Russians, and I can't say I recognise that. In fact, I got the impressions that Russians were usually taller on average.

    15. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by phorm · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that a good number of them are quite young. The flexibility required for gymnastics is probably one of the first things that goes with age.

      For myself, I've always found much of the gymnastics area a mix of "wow, how can they do that" combined with a sense of "ouch" for bending and flexing that almost seems not humanly possible at times.

      The weight-lifters are always a bit of a treat too. Sure it's a fairly simple sport in concept, but it's pretty amazing to watch guys lift what's probably the equivalent to a small car, especially when you get the shorter guys who seem to be nothing but muscle.

      The human body is a pretty damn versatile machine at times, and the olympics can showcase some of the best of this.

    16. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      short (Russian style) muscular legs

      Someone obviously forgot to tell Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova

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    17. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      He was referring to Soviet women on testosterone therapy, I believe.

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    18. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      You need a good dose of beach volleyball to cure your suspect tendencies ;-)

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    19. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >and short (Russian style) muscular legs

      Actuually, I prefer the big fat black ass look like Serena Williams and her brother.

    20. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 2, Informative

      Be that as it may, when parsed into actual meaning, only "couldn't care less" conveys the meaning intended. "Could care less" says absolutely nothing about your state of caring, except that you're not sitting at the 0 Kelvin of the Care-scale - besides that, you could be anywhere from zero to a million care units ("tenderHearts"). "Couldn't care less" says that you are sitting precisely at 0tH.

      Now, I'll give a pass for phrases like "toe the line"/"tow the line", as their actual meaning is historical in nature and not immediately apparent. But "couldn't care less" is a boolean phrase: if (caring == CareScale.MINIMUM) - one that is easily understood purely from the meaning of its words. There is no reason to not give it a second of thought and say exactly what you mean when using the phrase.

    21. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Alonzo Bodden, Last Comic Standing Season 3:

      I was watching women's gymnastics; I didn't know I was a Pedophile. You watch women's gymnastics, you're like,"Oh, man, I got to register tommorow morning." Really, I went down to the sheriff's office, I was like look,"I didn't know I was sick, but then they did the floor exercises. So I'm just gonna sign right here, 'cause I want to be an uneven parallel bar."

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    22. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase being in general usage doesn't stop it being stupid. The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less" which actually makes sense.

    23. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          If 40 years ago, the term asewvoi were coined to be associated with "an annoying person who argues for the sake of argument", there is no purpose in arguing it now. You could try to break it down phoenically, or even linguistically, to it's historic components (and fail miserably), or just accept that I called you an asewvoi.

          If you really want to think about it so absolutely, why do any of these words have any meaning at all? It's because at some point in time, we as a species decided to associate particular sounds to meanings, and particular shapes of writing to those sounds.

          Your electronic scribbles are absolutely meaningless to us, as they are a fanciful creation of your species with no relationship to any communications used by any other species anywhere.

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    24. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You should see a number of those women volleyball players. They are practically legs and just a bit of torso :).

      Makes me wonder where the lungs, stomach etc go.

      Not complaining though ;).

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    25. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      The difference here being that there is very clear semantic meaning to CCL, and none at all to asewvoi. Or, if there is a semantic meaning to "asewvoi", it's buried in history such that most people are unaware of it.

      It's not a big point, or an important point, but I do get slightly annoyed (I could care less, but not much) when people say something that means the opposite of what they mean to say, and seem to be completely unaware of it. You've taken something that has a clear meaning that can be understood by anyone with the fundamentals of the language, and turned it into something that is an idiom that must be learned as a quirk of the language.

    26. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the score is how the girls look.

      Citation needed. Posting anonymously to prevent loss of moderation.

    27. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by hitchhacker · · Score: 1

      But "couldn't care less" is a boolean phrase: if (caring == CareScale.MINIMUM) - one that is easily understood purely from the meaning of its words. There is no reason to not give it a second of thought and say exactly what you mean when using the phrase.

      English isn't a programming language. I can just as easily translate "I couldn't care less" into "I can't care less" if "could" refers to my present level of caring. On the other hand, "could" may also refer to any capable level of caring. This later translation seems to be the one you have interpreted.

      Definition of "could":

      Was, should be, or would be, able, capable, or susceptible. Used as an auxiliary, in the past tense or in the conditional present. [1913 Webster]

      Obviously, I can't care less. ;)

      -metric

    28. Re:Hot chicks at the olympics by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Height is also an issue. Taller people have a higher fulcrum point which makes it more difficult to do gymnastics (IANAGBMFW - I am not a gymnast but my father was). Technology changes too. For example in my father's day the floors were just a plain floor with a thin mat on it. Now they have springy floors which means you can jump a lot higher in the floor events.

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  3. Not everyone uses metric you insensitive clod! by m3j00 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where is America's perfect 12?

    1. Re:Not everyone uses metric you insensitive clod! by Fungus+King · · Score: 1

      I think some smartarses tried that scoring system somewhere. Participants couldn't understand why they were getting 'C' for perfect performances so they ditched it.

    2. Re:Not everyone uses metric you insensitive clod! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      In a semi-related anecdote, a friend and I used to go bowling and kept score in hexadecimal.

  4. For a system that's math heavy by n3tcat · · Score: 1

    You would think they could have just increased the floating point size to 10.00 instead!

    1. Re:For a system that's math heavy by squidfood · · Score: 4, Funny

      You would think they could have just increased the floating point size to 10.00 instead!

      But it goes to 11.

    2. Re:For a system that's math heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new rules are "heavy on math" and employ two panels of judges: one for technical difficulty, which adds points up from a score of zero; the other for execution and technique, which starts at 10.0 and subtracts for errors.

      Addition and subtraction are "heavy on math?" This is slashdot, dude. We can do addition and subtraction in our head. We can do fractions too. *gasp*

      Heh, just wait until it requires complex number and calculus, then it'll become "super duper extra heavy on math."

    3. Re:For a system that's math heavy by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It only goes to three?

      Oh wait, what number system are you using?

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  5. No Thanks. by blcamp · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for ladies Beach Volleyball instead.

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    1. Re:No Thanks. by PlatyPaul · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:No Thanks. by blcamp · · Score: 1

      I *know* it's in the Olympics. Methinks ya totally missed the point. I'm watching grown athletic ladies, rather than, um, younger ones...

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    3. Re:No Thanks. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      How about nude mud wrestling? I'd pay to see that!

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  6. China controlling even this? by phoneteller · · Score: 0

    Is Beijing controlling even this aspect of the Olympics? I thought censoring of free speech and the media was the only thing they were censoring!

    1. Re:China controlling even this? by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      The IOC made this call a few years back actually. I believe most international competitions leading up the Olympics have been using this new scoring system.

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    2. Re:China controlling even this? by ddvlad · · Score: 0

      Is Beijing controlling even this aspect of the Olympics? I thought censoring of free speech and the media was the only thing they were censoring!

      This has nothing to do with the Olympics being held in Beijing. The Code of Points has been revised in 2006 and has been already used at the European Championships recently.

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    3. Re:China controlling even this? by hob42 · · Score: 1

      Even local gymastics above a certain level (maybe 7?) has been using the new scoring system. Threw me for a loop the first time when, at one of my daughter's meets, some of the older kids were getting scores >10.

    4. Re:China controlling even this? by mentaldrano · · Score: 1

      Look, even the US Olympic tryouts used the new scoring system (I watched all the diving tryouts). There's no way China influenced that, unless we used cheap Chinese numerals instead of the common Sanskrit ones.

      I probably would have noticed that.

  7. Hey Now . . . by hardburn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I intentionally watched just such a sport in my teen years. This was mostly because I had a crush on Shannon Miller, but still.

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    1. Re:Hey Now . . . by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and my wife will be commandeering our TV for the entire Olympics, to watch everything from diving to gymnastics to volleyball to hockey.

      Yes, she also watches the superbowl.

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    2. Re:Hey Now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hockey is played in the winter Olympics, friend.

    3. Re:Hey Now . . . by initdeep · · Score: 1

      maybe she controls the Tivo too.......

    4. Re:Hey Now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hockey is played in the winter Olympics, friend.

      That's ice hockey. Hockey, played on grass, is part of the summer Olympics.

    5. Re:Hey Now . . . by Quicksilver_Johny · · Score: 1
  8. Remote? by 517714 · · Score: 1

    She can "seize" the remote when she prys it from my cold dead hands.

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    1. Re:Remote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She can "seize" the remote when she prys it from my cold dead hands.

      She seized my remote all night long

    2. Re:Remote? by phoneteller · · Score: 0

      and the remote grew in size and had 50 extra channels.. and one free bonus after she used it for 10 minutes.

  9. For anyone confused by the summary by JohnHegarty · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 2, Funny
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    2. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Citation of my wife/girlfriend.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Scully

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    3. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by ghoti · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that never gets old. No wonder nobody wants to go into CS these days. By projecting an image like this, we make the field really attractive.

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    4. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by EZReady · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of that Simpson episode where Mayor Quimby is shopping at the mall,
      sees a sweater, and says,
      "I'll have one in wife size, and one in girlfriend size"

      Or something along those lines

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    5. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by neoform · · Score: 1

      Please, we all know what they are, we've just never touched one before.

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    6. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, you insensitive clod!

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    7. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heaven forbid that the humour of nerds posting in their leisure time should project a negative image of the delicate CS industry.

    8. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      Here ya go:

      Wife

      The difference between a job and a wife is, after ten years the job still sucks.

      Girlfriend (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! The link you are drooling at may not be work safe! If a boss or coworker saw this article, claim that it was spam and blame the IT guys. Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd urges are satisfied)

      Because we all know wikipedia is unreliable.

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    9. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never heard that one before!
      And let me tell you, as a lesbian, it makes me so much more comfortable to know that the men around me understand my situation so intimately.

      OK, this might sound a little forward, but would you like to help me and my four hot girlfriends experiment with our latent, secret desires for cock, which we spent 4 years in Womens Studies learning to repress? I normally wouldn't ask, but since you're so witty..

    10. Re:For anyone confused by the summary by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I'm also an insensitive clod, you lesbian!

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  10. Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No single male would ever switch the gymnastics on and watch a bunch of young ladies do physical exercise in leotards.

    In other news, the last porn site finally died, citing a "lack of market" for its product.

    1. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not ladies, they're pre-teenage girls. Any single male wanking off to that deserves a visit to the local don't-bend-over hotel.

    2. Re:Yeah right by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if the single male wanking off is also pre-teenage or early teens?

    3. Re:Yeah right by spazdor · · Score: 1

      or, say, an adult who is attracted to adolescents but enough of a decent human to keep his attraction to himself?

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    4. Re:Yeah right by bwalling · · Score: 1

      They're not ladies, they're pre-teenage girls. Any single male wanking off to that deserves a visit to the local don't-bend-over hotel.

      I agree. You should get married before doing that.

    5. Re:Yeah right by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      they're pre-teenage girls

      Really? They're 12-years-old or less? I guess you'd better report that to the IOC, since the minimum age is fifteen.

      Beyond that, in 2005 the silver medalist at the World Championships was a thirty-year-old mother, and many more were in their twenties (of course, the average was mid- to late-teens). So there are at least a few who are "legal" in gymnastics competitions.

    6. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or thirty-five?


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  11. Boxing anyone? by night_flyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how about martial arts... last time I checked they are scored by judges...

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    1. Re:Boxing anyone? by rob1980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But aren't those scores based on hard values? Punches thrown vs. landed, that sort of thing. It's not like they're judging the artistic quality of the fight or something.

    2. Re:Boxing anyone? by Flying+Scotsman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some martial arts scoring systems have aspects that are non-quantative. For example, in judo competitions penalties (which are essentially points for the non-penalized player) can be assigned on things like "non-combativity," where you aren't attacking enough or hard enough in the eyes of the judge. Perhaps not as subjective as gymnastics scoring, but there's no hard metric for it.

    3. Re:Boxing anyone? by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except at the speed that fights can reach, it becomes far less hard than people (including the judges) would like. Which is why they have a panel of judges anyways. Some people in Australia are working on a electronic scoring system, but I figure it might be a bit before its widely adopted. You have to wear a vest right now, and there's going to be some resistance to that.

    4. Re:Boxing anyone? by PlatyPaul · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yep.

      From the above article:

      A kick or punch that makes contact with the opponent's hogu (a trunk protector that functions as a scoring target) scores one point; a kick to the head scores two points. Punches to the head are not allowed. If a competitor is knocked down by a scoring technique and the referee counts, then an additional point is awarded to the opponent.

      At the end of three rounds, the competitor with the most points wins the match. If, during the match, one competitor gains a 7-point lead over the other, or if one competitor reaches a total of 12 points, then that competitor is immediately declared the winner and the match ends. In the event of a tie at the end of three rounds, a fourth "sudden death" overtime round will be held to determine the winner, after a 30-second rest period.

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    5. Re:Boxing anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, those sports are for girls.

    6. Re:Boxing anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Martial Arts, while potentially badass aren't a sport. There are no style points in sports.

    7. Re:Boxing anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would call martial arts an art as opposed to a sport...

      Ninja Death Sport is a sport. there is a quite distinct winner and no real need for a judge.

      Watch some pro sports figures and some of the ugly moves they make... it's hard to call a good amount of them artsy. at least not without getting punched.

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    8. Re:Boxing anyone? by Praxx · · Score: 1

      But aren't those scores based on hard values? Punches thrown vs. landed, that sort of thing. It's not like they're judging the artistic quality of the fight or something.

      Gymnastics isn't judged the same way American Idol is judged. Each routine has a minimum number of requirements that must be met (certain number of holds, strength moves, etc.) Every skill performed has a difficulty assigned to it that is fixed -- each routine has a fixed maximum score. Points are lost when you bend your legs, don't point your toes, fall, take extra steps, etc. The judges are there to catch those mistakes, and theoretically all judges should arrive at the same score for a given performance.

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    9. Re:Boxing anyone? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      It's all in the title: martial arts. Arts ain't sport.

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    10. Re:Boxing anyone? by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 1

      People said the same things about electric fencing; it'll come in eventually if they ever want olympic boxing to be really considered as a 'valid' alternative to professional.

    11. Re:Boxing anyone? by pdxp · · Score: 1

      a fourth "sudden death" overtime round will be held to determine the winner

      a.k.a. the Bloodsport round; just hope you aren't fighting The Bad Guy.

    12. Re:Boxing anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the blue judogis the penalty system and the lack of newaza are very much disliked by actual judokas and judo fans. They are a device by the IOC and the TVs to "sell" "judo".
      This has degraded most countries' judo to: Run away while making yourself look less passive than your opponent. Few countries other than Japan actually submit talented Judokas as opposed to school bullies.

  12. knives/girlfriends? by suds · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Wives/girlfriends?

    This is ./ YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

    1. Re:knives/girlfriends? by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      No, no, ./ is news that matters, stuff for nerds. This is /., which is just random news stories that have even less relevance.

    2. Re:knives/girlfriends? by spazdor · · Score: 1

      No no no.

      ./ is the working directory.

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  13. outcome decided by judges ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So boxing and freestyle snow-boarding (or any event where style is judged) don't count as sports?

    1. Re:outcome decided by judges ? by lilomar · · Score: 1

      No, why would you think that?

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    2. Re:outcome decided by judges ? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      I've always had a hard time with this too. It's always seemed that most judged events end up with really controversial results. Sometimes I feel like if you can't distinguish the competitors by weight, height, distance, or time then it shouldn't be a competition.

      ...of course, then I watch someone like Johnny Mosley do absolutely absurd things in the Freestyle event during the Winter olympics and you realize that these people are tremendous athletes and their sports do deserve to be part of the olympics. (Rhythmic Gymnastics is the exception. What do those people do that regular gymnasts can't do better?)

      I'm all for any attempt to fix the judging. There have been instances in the past where the most skilled athlete clearly didn't win. Not like, "it was close" but more like "if this was basketball, the guy that should have won would be Michael Jordan and the person that won would be someone that had just seen a basketball for the first time in his life."

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  14. Easy Gold by thehickcoder · · Score: 1

    hmmm....
    What is to prevent me for coming up with some crazy impossible routine that would give a starting score of 20 points? Then, just sitting down and doing nothing so that my "execution" score would be 0, but I would still have the extremely high 20 point score.

    1. Re:Easy Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe the fact that "math-heavy" implies more than a simple addition+division?

      Still doesn't count as "math-heavy" (or even good), but imagine a scoring system where you make the two score components be extended along axes at right angles to each other, and your final score is the area of the resulting rectangle. Care to calculate what your "easy gold" technique scores you under such a system?

    2. Re:Easy Gold by notorious+ninja · · Score: 1

      In gymnastics at least, they count the 10 most difficult skills in the routine. Usually the most possible points they can get will be in the 6's or 7's.

    3. Re:Easy Gold by Otter · · Score: 1

      What you said is approximately what's happened to figure skating since their last round of scandal-precipitated scoring changes.

    4. Re:Easy Gold by lilomar · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's known as multiplication in the math world...

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    5. Re:Easy Gold by russotto · · Score: 1

      What you said is approximately what's happened to figure skating since their last round of scandal-precipitated scoring changes.

      The apparent intent of which was not to prevent future cheating, but to prevent any future cheating from being detected. I wonder if this one is more of the same.

    6. Re:Easy Gold by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Well... You'd actually have to do those technically difficult maneuvers in order to get the points. You don't get points just for saying that you're going to do them...

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    7. Re:Easy Gold by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      I don't think the difficulty score is based on what you SAY you are going to do. It is for what you ACTUALLY try to do. The first group of judges watches your performance, and computes you difficulty score based on that. The second group watches your performance, and deducts from your execution score.

      Thus, assuming you are very good at sitting down and doing nothing, you would end up with 10.0 points, and not come anywhere near winning.

  15. Always Helpful by BigBlueOx · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch the Olympics

    There. Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

  16. I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 0, Troll

    we are not in 19th century anymore. we already have discovered the approximate limits of human body. so why should i care if someone increases the world record in some field from 9.125 to 9.124 seconds ? and that is if some record is broken. if not, people get medals. they compete, some win some lose, and some get medals. so ? life IS a competition these days. we're having more than we ask for. we dont need to watch competition in our leisure time too.

    and with all the shitty stunt china pulls, in tibet, in darfur, suppressing bloggers, olympics are all the while less attractive.

    1. Re:I really dont care for olympics by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      and with all the shitty stunt china pulls, in tibet, in darfur, suppressing bloggers, olympics are all the while less attractive.

      Add beating Japanese journalists, and new sidewalks already falling apart to the list. We already know their environmental initiatives aren't sustainable, but when it comes to construction and the press, they aren't even trying.

    2. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Gotung · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you don't think its cool to watch somebody that can not only do a back flip, but throw in a full twist in the middle of said back flip?

      Now add in that they did this not on the ground, but on a balance beam only inches wide and they nailed the landing with narry a wobble?

      Regardless of the politics surround this year's Olympics, you seriously can't see why anybody would enjoy watching a human being pull off amazing shit like that?

    3. Re:I really dont care for olympics by id3as · · Score: 1

      I really don't have interest in sports for the same reasons.

      The only thing that looked good about the olympics is the slogan of "1 World 1 Dream".

    4. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you look at the Olympics from the shallow perspective of how many Gold, Silver or Bronze medals a country wins, then yes, the Olympics are simple and disinteresting.

      It becomes exciting when you see athletes from so many countries competing on a level playing field (socioeconomically). It's only in such instances where humanity gets to see that we're all pretty much the same.

      How else could you gather thousands of people together from potentially all the countries in the world without sport and competition?

      Hating the Olympics is about as nihilistic and pessimistic as one can get.

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    5. Re:I really dont care for olympics by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Life wasn't a competition in the past? We don't NEED to watch competitions in our leisure time, but we certainly can. Maybe you shouldn't care, but other people who follow or appreciate that field care. The Olympics as a whole might be kind of screwed up now, but don't use it to paint a brush over all competitive sports. You may not hold them as a role model, but many people do. The level of focus and determination that competitive athletes (professional and amateur) is truly incredible. And they're not all brainless jocks either. Some combat sports are among the most cerebral activities you can do. They're 3d real time chess that hurts when you lose.

    6. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      so why should i care if someone increases the world record in some field from 9.125 to 9.124 seconds ?

      You are truly unable to appreciate watching the best person in the world in their particular field do what it is they excel at? What a sad, small life you lead.

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    7. Re:I really dont care for olympics by lixee · · Score: 1

      And yet, you probably pay taxes to the US government, whose foreign policy makes the Chinese look like a bunch of pacifists.

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    8. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China is a true power and can't be pushed around by greedy westerners anymore. People must respect us now. That is all that matters.

    9. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      It becomes exciting when you see athletes from so many countries competing on a level playing field (socioeconomically). It's only in such instances where humanity gets to see that we're all pretty much the same.

      ~10 people competing for a medal every 4 years doesnt mean zit. if it is exciting, you should go out and compete in your local area, on equal grounds socioeconomically.

      How else could you gather thousands of people together from potentially all the countries in the world without sport and competition?

      internet. community gatherings. littlest example, lebowski fest happens every year, yet it surpasses olympics that happens every 4 years.

      ating the Olympics is about as nihilistic and pessimistic as one can get.

      i didnt say anything about hating, yet i dont see anything wrong with hating it either. its pointless.

    10. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      So you don't think its cool to watch somebody that can not only do a back flip, but throw in a full twist in the middle of said back flip? Now add in that they did this not on the ground, but on a balance beam only inches wide and they nailed the landing with narry a wobble? Regardless of the politics surround this year's Olympics, you seriously can't see why anybody would enjoy watching a human being pull off amazing shit like that?

      if i did, i would watch it on eurosport any day of the week as i please. and then other stuff.

    11. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1
      life is much more a competition since the 80s.

      Some combat sports are among the most cerebral activities you can do. They're 3d real time chess that hurts when you lose.

      please.

    12. Re:I really dont care for olympics by rugatero · · Score: 1

      Some combat sports are among the most cerebral activities you can do. They're 3d real time chess that hurts when you lose.

      No kidding.

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    13. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      you seriously can't see why anybody would enjoy watching a human being pull off amazing shit like that?

      I search youtube for "pwnt", and "crashes".

    14. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      So, besides the Olympics which began over 2000 years ago, we have such modern gatherings-of-the-mind as the internet and bowling festivals highlighting man's greatest achievement: The Big Lebowski.

      Don't get me wrong, The Big Lebowski was a pretty good movie, but suggesting that these sort of events are just as good as the Olympics pretty out there.

      What about countries where internet access is not available? Or countries where 'The Big Lebowski' has not yet been translated into the official language?

      ~10 people competing for a medal every 4 years doesnt mean zit. if it is exciting, you should go out and compete in your local area, on equal grounds socioeconomically.

      Am I to assume that you feel it isn't worth associating with individuals from developing countries? If so, your debate is nullified by prejudice. Otherwise, your arguments only serve to highlight how important the Olympics actually are: the great equalizer. All humans can compete in competition of speed and strength.

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    15. Re:I really dont care for olympics by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      Eurosport is great. I loved watching that channel when I lived in Germany.

    16. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1
      if man's greatest achievements are going over a heightened stick with another stick, or running a distance ahead of others, or hell, even sweeping a ice floor to make a heavy object go some way, forget it.

      What about countries where internet access is not available? Or countries where 'The Big Lebowski' has not yet been translated into the official language?

      are you aware that maybe ~ 2billion people in third world countries are even UNAWARE that olympics are being done as of now ? and they have much more pressing matters at hand ? what makes you think they would care for people running ahead of each other, whilst they are in a state that they dont even have any internet around ?

      Am I to assume that you feel it isn't worth associating with individuals from developing countries? If so, your debate is nullified by prejudice. Otherwise, your arguments only serve to highlight how important the Olympics actually are: the great equalizer. All humans can compete in competition of speed and strength.

      i live in a developing country and dont give a shit about olympics. it has no meaning, and it wont make me feel any equal if my country's team wins anything. it doesnt affect my daily life even a single bit.

    17. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he is the kind of people that shouts "photoshop!" over any image depicting something he is not able to do.

    18. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      The fact that China is spending BILLIONS of dollars on the Olympics and that even some of the poorest countries send athletes to compete (and win) nullifies your arguments.

      When a poor kid in Ethiopia sees an athlete from his village destroy his or her competitors from across the globe, don't you think that might be worth it?

      If you still don't think this is better than meetings on the internet or The Big Lebowski bowling tournaments, you have some serious social attachment issues and should consider removing yourself from society.

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    19. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      The fact that China is spending BILLIONS of dollars on the Olympics and that even some of the poorest countries send athletes to compete (and win) nullifies your arguments.

      countries are doing pr work through olympics. it is a reminiscent of 19th century nationalism that noone cares about.

      When a poor kid in Ethiopia sees an athlete from his village destroy his or her competitors from across the globe, don't you think that might be worth it?

      it isnt. for first, he doesnt see it, he doesnt have the means to watch it, second, he will wake up to the same poverty as the last day. so it doesnt make a zit of a difference for him. and moreover, feeding those children with such stuff is just giving them a social drug - hey, you may be fighting with famine, but hey, your team has won - hurraaah everything is not so bad actually.

      If you still don't think this is better than meetings on the internet or The Big Lebowski bowling tournaments, you have some serious social attachment issues and should consider removing yourself from society.

      i still do. and not only that, but i think that people who think olympics has any noticeable amount of positive added value for our life in 21st century have more serious issues - like being clung in the mindset of 19th century.

    20. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Sure it's entertaining. Once.

      I don't need to see 50 people all do it, and then I don't need to see the whole thing again every 4 years.

      The same goes for seeing people running, jumping and throwing different shaped objects.

    21. Re:I really dont care for olympics by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Hating the Olympics is not the same thing as hating the *ideals* of the Olympics. But when I see Kerri Strug's 1996 gold medal performance reduced to a VISA commercial, hear of yet another athlete busted for doping, read that athletes and reporters are being censored, and remember the thousands of people forcefully evicted in order to build the stadiums in China, it's a little hard to drum up some excitement. Just wait until the first athlete is pulled off TV for saying something about Tibet. The Olympics are more about nationalism and advertising revenue than sport.

    22. Re:I really dont care for olympics by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet most people in general lack the ability to fully appreciate the difficulty of such moves, and the amount of skill required to pull off the more incredible things olympic-level gymnasts can do. I'll bet if most people so much as attempted to do a full twist in mid-air, they'd be wheeling themselves to see their chriopractor for the next month or two. And these guys do two or three.

      I mean, olympic athletes are at the top of their game, the best of the best from around the world. But some of the things these athletes have done are even amazing by their standards.

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    23. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll drink to that.
      Water, that is.

    24. Re:I really dont care for olympics by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      it isnt. for first, he doesnt see it, he doesnt have the means to watch it, second, he will wake up to the same poverty as the last day. so it doesnt make a zit of a difference for him.

      Clearly hope and love for one's countrymen doesn't exist. /sarcasm

      It may not make life any easier economically, but a poor eight-year-old seeing a (formerly) poor twenty-five-year-old from his local village winning gold and prize money generates hope and inspiration. Life becomes at least bearable. Many who have the internet have "transcended" pride in one's country, but that's not the same for those less fortunate than we.

      I know that when I'm happy about something non-work-related, my work becomes easier.

    25. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      If you still don't think this is better than meetings on the internet or The Big Lebowski bowling tournaments, you have some serious social attachment issues and should consider removing yourself from society.

      I think you are the one with social attachment issues. I KNOW the competitors in the Big Lebowski bowling tournament. I actually interact with those people during the internet meetings. I don't need to experience some vicarious relationships with people I have never and will never meet to make me feel human. I need real relationships.

      You go ahead and cheer for the people you don't know. I'm to busy working with the wrestlers at my son's high school, helping them develop and grow into men. The Olympics or professional sports* are just a distraction for people to lazy to get out and do it themselves.

      *Those 'professional athletes' need to grow up and get real jobs.

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    26. Re:I really dont care for olympics by servognome · · Score: 1

      we are not in 19th century anymore. we already have discovered the approximate limits of human body. so why should i care if someone increases the world record in some field from 9.125 to 9.124 seconds ? and that is if some record is broken. if not, people get medals. they compete, some win some lose, and some get medals. so ? life IS a competition these days. we're having more than we ask for. we dont need to watch competition in our leisure time too.

      Though I agree with you the olympics aren't as interesting, your reasoning is misguided. I guess you missed all the fun of the 20th century when the olympics meant a lot in terms of global politics. The Olympics provided a major Cold War "battleground." Without the feeling of "us" vs "them" it's not quite as interesting.

      Though one area of Olympic competition that might interest you is the technology behind training and equipment. The human body can only go so far, but technical advances are contributing to that world record going from 9.125 to 9.124. Just look at the new Speedo swimsuit and how it's helping set multiple records.

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    27. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      Here here.

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    28. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Static11 · · Score: 1

      I think we can *all* appreciate how cool some of the gymnastics stunts are. But fourty-odd competitors doing more or less the same routine? I mean, once you've seen a few back flips, don't they all start to look the same? Imagine if every fight scene in an action movie had the same four moves over and over again...

      The Olympics: Making sports that are only normally interesting for two minutes suddenly magically become interesting for two weeks.

    29. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1
      you still dont get it. apparently you actually believe the stupid vision that ads/public service pieces appearing on cnn and other tvs - "kumalalele was from my village. he was like me. but he grew up and went to olympics. i can do it one day myself too !" - bullcrap. the number of people in third world who knows an olympic athlete is as many as people who win lotteries. im in a developing country, but i dont know any athletes, leave aside olympic athletes. 'inspired me' - bullshit. when you check out that 1 out of 15 million becomes an olympic athlete, you can see that nothing will change. its only fooling people.

      It may not make life any easier economically, but a poor eight-year-old seeing a (formerly) poor twenty-five-year-old from his local village winning gold and prize money generates hope and inspiration. Life becomes at least bearable. Many who have the internet have "transcended" pride in one's country, but that's not the same for those less fortunate than we./

    30. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Though I agree with you the olympics aren't as interesting, your reasoning is misguided. I guess you missed all the fun of the 20th century when the olympics meant a lot in terms of global politics. The Olympics provided a major Cold War "battleground." Without the feeling of "us" vs "them" it's not quite as interesting.

      they werent interesting even then. hormon overloaded soviet bloc teams versus west. now those times are also gone, there is nothing left.

      Though one area of Olympic competition that might interest you is the technology behind training and equipment. The human body can only go so far, but technical advances are contributing to that world record going from 9.125 to 9.124. Just look at the new Speedo swimsuit and how it's helping set multiple records.

      artificial aid. makes it all the while less valuable. even if not, 0.001 sec, i really really dont care. i wouldnt care if it was 2 sec even.

      those things meant when meaningful records were being broken in late 19 and early 20th centuries. now really noone cares if someone even gets the world height record with a helicopter to 10.236 meters from, say 9.354 meters. i really dont care, for one. the 'breakthrough' feeling is not there.

    31. Re:I really dont care for olympics by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Three seconds in Google. It is an interview with an Olympian from Ethiopia who said that her victories at the Olympics are directly responsible for more gender equality in her village.

      I'm quite sure there are more, but I stopped at the first one I found. For reference, all I had to search for was "ethiopia olympics inspired."

      Substitute "ethiopia" with another country and you may find more.

    32. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1
      you STILL dont get it. what did i tell you ? its as high a chance as getting a lottery win. just like there are people who were just ordinary people from the public and made it out big - like larry page, sergei brin, steve jobs. how many larry pages, brins, jobs you know ? DESPITE that you are a member of the i.t. community ? huh ? check out what you are saying :

      Three seconds in Google [nytimes.com]. It is an interview with an Olympian from Ethiopia who said that her victories at the Olympics are directly responsible for more gender equality in her village.

      in HER village. in HER VILLAGE. do you know how many villages are there in ethiopia ? do you know how many people are living on the brink of hunger in ethiopia ? you can substitute ethiopia with any 3rd world country. are you able to realize that it doesnt mean anything now ?

    33. Re:I really dont care for olympics by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      No, you're the one who doesn't get it.

      "kumalalele was from my village. he was like me. but he grew up and went to olympics. i can do it one day myself too !" - bullcrap

      Right there you said that no one sees an olympian village member and derives benefit or hope. I presented evidence that you were wrong.

      I never claimed everyone in a country derives hope. My stance is, and has always been, that it is a net positive to have olympians. Your stance has been that there is no benefit at all.

      And then you go on to cite Brin, Page, Jobs, etc., as if that helps your argument. In fact, I think it provides the sword to defeat your argument.

      Are you really willing to claim that there are no middle schoolers, high schoolers, college CS students, or even IT professionals who are not inspired by the technorati to work hard in hopes of achieving a similar level of success and lifting themselves out of "normal life"? How is this any different than athletes in the Olympics?

      Because I'm willing to claim that there are plenty, and I think most Slashdotters would agree.

    34. Re:I really dont care for olympics by edittard · · Score: 1

      Or just get a cat.

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    35. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People must respect us now.

      O RLY? How about this, you dirty little slope.

    36. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could watch all kinds of examples of humans doing difficult stunts. Maybe keeping 50 plates spinning on a stick. Or balancing 500 pennies in one stack. Those are amazing too. And yet people don't gather around the TV in droves over it.

    37. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the contests aren't like that. It's just, who's the fastest. And it's over in a minute of so. Not much drama. Maybe that's why far, far more people watch the NFL than swimming contests on TV.

      I don't dislike the olympics, but I don't find it that interesting either.

    38. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Right there you said that no one sees an olympian village member and derives benefit or hope. I presented evidence that you were wrong.

      you still dont get it. 10/15.000.000 approximates zero. it is NONE.

      And then you go on to cite Brin, Page, Jobs, etc., as if that helps your argument. In fact, I think it provides the sword to defeat your argument.

      refer to above. there's brin, gates, jobs. and there are hundreds of millions of entrepreneurs trying to do the same thing. there are still gates, brin and jobs. not 100s of them. just 4-5.

    39. Re:I really dont care for olympics by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      10/15.000.000 approximates zero. it is NONE.

      And I assume you donate no time nor money to charity work or political movements? Because giving $50 to one of those foundations for helping poor children is worthless since there are so many children and you're only helping one?

      Regardless of that, you sidestepped my point: Brin, Page, etc., actually do inspire others and give them hope or something to aspire to. They do. You'd have to have your head stuck in the sand not to realize this.

      How are the Olympics any different? Same proportion of "heroes" to "normals," same level of accolade, a goal to be aspired to, etc.

    40. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      And I assume you donate no time nor money to charity work or political movements? Because giving $50 to one of those foundations for helping poor children is worthless since there are so many children and you're only helping one?

      your logic is increasingly becoming faulty. we are not talking about 1 million people donating $50 each. we are talking about 1 in a million people being able to get $50.

      Regardless of that, you sidestepped my point: Brin, Page, etc., actually do inspire others and give them hope or something to aspire to. They do. You'd have to have your head stuck in the sand not to realize this.

      the oldest bullshit that is fed to people. yea they 'inspired' people to stuff. and what happened ? how many brins did that inspiration produce ? huh ? as said, its a drug, and a gamble.

    41. Re:I really dont care for olympics by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I'll give you the first point, but you call inspiration "bullshit" because it doesn't produce results. What about enjoyment of life? People with no goals and dreams are unhappy.

      It doesn't matter whether or not "I want to be like Page" resulted in another Page. What matters is how it made the "inspired" feel. When you get down to it, sports accomplish no real societal goal other than entertainment/happiness (a few do gain physical fitness that complements their mental fitness to achieve "real results").

      Perhaps it all depends on your worldview. I consider human happiness to be a factor in measuring success, and you seem to disagree.

      I think your worldview is depressing, but you may think mine is pointless.

      Unless you raise a really interesting point in your next post, feel free to have the last word.

    42. Re:I really dont care for olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1

      I'll give you the first point, but you call inspiration "bullshit" because it doesn't produce results. What about enjoyment of life? People with no goals and dreams are unhappy.

      we are not talking about random bored danish trying to get enjoyment and goals for his life. these people are pushing olympics as some break for 3rd world people. the fact is, those people are more concerned with survival than enjoyment and goals. their goal is survival.

      It doesn't matter whether or not "I want to be like Page" resulted in another Page. What matters is how it made the "inspired" feel. When you get down to it, sports accomplish no real societal goal other than entertainment/happiness (a few do gain physical fitness that complements their mental fitness to achieve "real results").

      third world needs bread. you cant eat inspiration.

      I think your worldview is depressing, but you may think mine is pointless.

      there are times you need to be brutally realist, there are times you need to be romantic. this issue is for brutal realism. this olympics thing is little different than a drug for the masses at this point, like football.

      you are already aware that olympics does not mean much for the 3rd world. but you are still refusing to see that this affects everything, everyone at our modern times. only scandinavian countries are enjoying the level of wealth and accompanying security and freedom to enjoy something like olympics. even in u.s., japan, people are working like crazy or studying like crazy to get a good job to work like crazy. times are rough. the last thing we need is reinvocation of 19th century nationalism and being drugged by it through something like olympics or football.

    43. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be a nerd and hate sports. I know it seems an oxymoron, but it's really true. For instance, I'm on the Board of Directors for Ultimate league in my city.

      You just don't appreciate sports like many people -- and that's OK. You wouldn't really need a census of opinion to determine that people who play sports are more interested in the Olympics.

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    44. Re:I really dont care for olympics by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that you're responding to me. It seems that you misunderstood what I was saying.

      I love sports. I just got in from an exhausting workout in the gym (I kicked A$$ on the treadmill today.) I COACH at the high school level. I love to watch boys come in all shy and unsure of themselves and watch as they learn what dedication and hard work can do for them. Nothing is more exciting than watching the "I can" light come on in their eyes.

      I find nothing interesting in watching adults over extend a basic skill. I don't and never will have a relationship with them. They are not the "hometown boys (or girls)". I don't care to live life vicariously. There's to much real life to live.

      To be clear, I don't hate sports. I'm sickened by my countrymen's preoccupation with watching and cheering people they don't know, while eating copious amounts of snack food and getting fatter.

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  17. Boring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone wake me up when robot fighting is in the Olympics already. Or when fencing is done with real light sabers.

  18. What's with the jackass summary? by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why the need to throw in the condescending misogynist comment, Taco? What does it have to do with math or sports? Can we moderate you offtopic flamebait?

    1. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by Kozz · · Score: 2

      Hey, I perform that ribbon twirling thing, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed 100%. If you as an IT geek ever feel you're the recipient of condescension or are mistreated as a lowly tech worker, well, it's because of idiotic garbage like that which makes people wonder why someone who's so intelligent can be so stupid. Seriously, that's the kind of stuff you expect from the same fools who wolf whistle and holler at girls walking by because they're wearing a low cut dress. Grow up.

    3. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by phoneteller · · Score: 0

      Chill out buddy. Its not misogynist. Commander Taco would have easily said about changing the channel the other way with a /. geek and his wife fighting over the remote.

    4. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by soulsteal · · Score: 0

      Someone's got sand in their vagina....

    5. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      News for mysogynists. Stuff that matters if you're not some dumb chick.

    6. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 1

      But you don't understand. IT workers are mistreated because EVERYONE ELSE is so stupid they wonder why we can be so stupid. geez.

    7. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by messner_007 · · Score: 1

      This comment wasn't misogynistic, it was realistic !!! Why should someone lie, just to comply with some strange idea ?

    8. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Why the need to throw in the condescending misogynist comment, Taco?

      So, anyone who criticizes a woman's sport automatically hates all women? Huh?

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    9. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      While it may be a generality, it's a generality that's pretty accurate. Would he have been a misogynist had he been talking about Sex in the City?

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    10. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Funny

      It has the implication that Slashdotters are all male and ruled by logic. Thus, any "sport" where the winner is not determined by logic can't be a sport and thus would not be watched (well, unless there is some enjoyment watching the spectacle as one would watch ballet, just flipping to something else before they rant and rave about the dubjective ratings). However, there is a nod that there exist people not so driven by logic. The only association a Slashdotter might have with one of these heathens is if they are a wife/girlfriend. Note, Mom isn't an issue. Those still living in the basement have their own non-shared TV. Only the 5% of Slashdotters that manage to interact with the outside world enough to land a gf/wife have a shared TV. And it is those that will have to worry about content being selected hor them not by them.

      Thus, it isn't a commentary about women, but a commentary about Slashdotters. That the only outside influences on TV selection are non-Mom women does not make the comments about women, but still about Slashdotters and only Slashdotters.

    11. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by spazdor · · Score: 1

      But what about the possibility of a /. geek fighting with her husband over the remote?

      As long as tech blogs continue to assume an all-male audience, that is the audience they will get.

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    12. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by spazdor · · Score: 1

      woman's sport

      Nope. not misogynistic at all.

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    13. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      It wasn't gymnastics in itself that was insulted, it was all athletics where the winner is decided by a judge or by several judges.
      If not being considered a "real sport" is thought of as an insult anyway. =/

      Also insulted was anyone who likes to watch athletics with judges, anyone who think athletics with judges is sports, anyone who don't like "real" sports and anyone who is a woman.

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    14. Re:What's with the jackass summary? by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      So what? Does everything in the world need to be designed around how many of each sex/ethnicity/religion view it?

      It was a joke people, lighten up.

  19. Just call it part of the game by kahei · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, the 2004 Olympics (and the next Winter Olympics perhaps even more so) contained judging that didn't necessarily reward the 'best' contestant. But that's part of the sport; it's not about being the 'best', which is pretty well impossible to define except in straightforward running/throwing events. It's about getting the highest score.

    Nobody really thinks Tour de France cyclists don't store blood and take drugs; part of the game is the tradeoff between higher performance and higher chance of getting disqualified. Look at the way football is played in south america; taking a fall is just seen as part of the game, a judgement call like any other with particular risks and rewards. Argentina beat England in 1986 by pushing the ball in the net by hand; that may mean they won by taking a particular risk, but it doesn't mean they didn't win. They won the game of 'being allowed the most goals, by whatever means', which is the game they were actually playing.

    I don't think the answer is to change the scoring. The answer is to take a more holistic approach, and say: "Ok, he was maybe the second best at *gymnastics*. But he was the best at *getting points for gymnastics*!"

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    1. Re:Just call it part of the game by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for some American to run up to a weenie non-US soccer player as he wallows on the ground in a fake injury, and taunt him with some sort of "pretend crying" or something. I REALLY hate that aspect of the sport. It's creeped into basketball as well. Go friggin play rugby, American football, or Aussie (INSANE) rules football, or hockey. Bunch of wusses, I call 'em.

    2. Re:Just call it part of the game by maxume · · Score: 1

      You should build clocks. They would be awesome.

      "Does it keep good time?"

      "Well, it keeps pretty good time, I managed to get pretty close to a second on Sunday, so I stopped improving it."

      "Do you have any ideas for improving it?"

      "I don't care about improving it."

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    3. Re:Just call it part of the game by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Basketball players exaggerate fouls to make the fouls clear. 90% of the time they fall or whatever, its because they've actually been fouled and want to make sure they get the call. The other 9% they're being dicks. The last 1% they're actually injured.

    4. Re:Just call it part of the game by hkz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree with this, if it wasn't so contrary to sportsmanship and the art of being a good loser. You make olympic sports sound like a kind of calculated business game, which, though probably true in the imperfect world we live in, is a damn shame.

    5. Re:Just call it part of the game by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's nothing new to this century at all. Back in the 70s there were clear issues of scoring bias that went along cold war political lines. It got bad enough that you could figure out who would score well, just based on the political affiliations of the judges.

      For an even more egregious example (and possible karmic source for the gymnastic incident referenced in the article) look up the olympic boxing competition between Roy Jones Jr and Park Si-Hun in 1988.

      At any rate, no system will ever make an objective scoring system out of something as subjective as interpreting the actions of an athlete. While winning a gold medal is nice, they're not really winning one based upon the objective skills of the sport, they are winning a gold medal at the olympic competition of impressing judges.

    6. Re:Just call it part of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words... who can bribe the judges the most.

    7. Re:Just call it part of the game by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I would so want to be a ref at a World Cup game. The game would end with one side being too short to continue. Every player that went down screaming in pain for a barely-contact would be given a red. I would say that the ones left would try to not do the same, but they'be been trained to go down if touched and they think they might loose control of the ball. So they wouldn't be able to undo years of training in what is cheating according to the rules. The refs err on the side of allowing cheating rather than possibly punishing the 1% of the times it happens and isn't cheating, but I don't have that problem. The team that gets enough reds so they can't continue will forfeit. Actually, I haven't checked. I wonder if the rules for fielding a full team apply if a team starts with a full side and loses them to red cards. I've never considered it before now, but if I was a ref, that's what I'd do. Though I'm sure I'd be killed in my sleep by some football fanatic before I'd be able to ref my second match.

    8. Re:Just call it part of the game by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Killed in your sleep? You would be lucky to make off the field after the first half.

    9. Re:Just call it part of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is one of the stupider comments I've read on slashdot, ever. The fact that it got moderated up depresses me to no end.

      The whole point of playing a game is that you abide by the rules defined for the game. It's sort of the definition of a game. If you allow cheating it destroys the point. You can't win a game without rules.

      Your example of the football game where he knocked the ball in with his hand is mildly interesting, in the sense that it disproves your argument. We can clearly and objectively say that such an activity was wrong, against the rules and therefor did not deserve to win. What we can't do is implement a system where humans watching other humans play a game can perfectly and accurately determine every rule infraction.

    10. Re:Just call it part of the game by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      I don't think the answer is to change the scoring. The answer is to take a more holistic approach, and say: "Ok, he was maybe the second best at *gymnastics*. But he was the best at *getting points for gymnastics*!"

      interestingly, that is the problem I have with olympic martial arts and these silly 'sport fighting' competitions. They aren't really determining who the best fighter is, since the only real rule of fighting is 'win'. They are determining who can score the most points.

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    11. Re:Just call it part of the game by rpillala · · Score: 1

      In Gaming the Vote (by William Poundstone), the author explains a concept called "independence of irrelevant alternatives." He uses an anecdote: a man is ordering dessert at a diner. The waiter tells him they have cherry and apple pie. The man orders apple pie. A minute later, the waiter returns and says, "oh I forgot we also have peach." The man says, "In that case I'll have cherry." The existence of a non-preferred alternative should not cause him to change his preference.

      Olympic scoring is vulnerable to this problem. Because the judges see the contestants in succession, each one is scored relative to the ones who came before. In a system like this, it is possible for someone coming in 4th to reorder the top 3 contestants. In this new system, it seems that difficulty is considered independent of the order of contestants, and deductions are also made without regard for that. This is one way to avoid the flaw described in Arrow's Impossibility Theorem.

      If I've understood it right, the current system is a range voting system, replacing a ranking system.

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    12. Re:Just call it part of the game by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1

      God, I couldn't agree more. As a kid I used to play poker with a friend who loved to cheat. I could never get that. If you cheated, you didn't win, pure and simple, and I could never understand why that was satisfying to him. I guess he felt that when he won by cheating, it was sort of a "meta-win" or some-such garbage.

      Of course with Olympics-level and pro-level sports, there's FAR more at stake than just satisfaction, so I guess I understand how human weakness plays into that more.

    13. Re:Just call it part of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody really thinks Tour de France cyclists don't store blood...

      Nobody thinks that? I mean, admitedly, I know as much about the Tour de France as... Macrame (I looked it up to spell it right. Ah, vague memories from the 70s), but, what good could it possibly do to "store blood"? Are they allowed to draw their own blood for samples? Are they given warning for blood tests so they can do on-the-spot transfusions? Do they implant surgical tubing with someone else's blood under their skin like that doctor once did (I saw this on some cable channel once, like Discovery or A&E)?

      I'm honestly clueless here.

      I just don't understand how such shenanigans, if they happen, can't be overcome. I mean, the moment ANY participant is caught doing such a thing (which your claim implies; otherwise, how would we know about it?), then you clamp down HARD to prevent it... assuming you, as the governing body, actually CARE.

      Urine sample? You have to produce it in front of at least two judges, fully naked. Don't like that? Violates your civil rights? Too bad. This isn't the general public, this is a sanctioned sport and you abide by the rules or hit the highway.

      Blood sample? It has to be administered by a third party, and can happen at any point during or after the race, or any sanctioned stop, the moment you stop, from a random point on the body. Don't like that? Violates your civil rights? Too bad. This isn't the general public, this is a sanctioned sport and you abide by the rules or hit the highway.

      "Stored blood"? Really? What is it I'm missing?

  20. Fuzzy Math? by cwAllenPoole · · Score: 1

    2 + 2 = 5 For very large values of 2.

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    1. Re:Fuzzy Math? by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Best Bobby "the Brain" Heenan Line EVER:

      Schiavone: Two plus two equals FOUR, Bobby.

      Bobby: Not if you get the deal.

    2. Re:Fuzzy Math? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter what the value of 2, two and two is true, two and one is zero, two and three is two. And there are 10 kinds of people, those who know how modern digital computers work and those who don't.

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  21. Lame. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

    First, if you can't appreciate the beauty and artistry in judged events, then you're missing something wonderful. From the guys doing iron crosses on the rings (which makes my shoulders hurt sympathetically) to the girls seeming to ignore gravity, there's something there to move any soul.

    Second, my wife was a college swimmer and completed Army Airborne training. She's about as into ribbon twirling things as I presume girls are into you.

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    1. Re:Lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Olympic Games are a way for the world to come together, experience new events that would otherwise be meaningless, and learn new customs about the world. If I'm flipping though channels, I'll go right past badminton or fencing championships, but during the Olympics, I'll watch as it gives me a reason to see other people do athletic things in sports I normally don't care about, even if its just to cheer on an American.

    2. Re:Lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sport != Art

      Gymnastics, Cheer Leading, Synchronized-Swiming: I'm not saying it isn't hard work (I sure as hell couldn't do it), but we need to get away from applying incorrect labels to things in an attempt to validate them to a wider audience.

      There is no reason that Art cannot be just as cool as Sport.

    3. Re:Lame. by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on it's funny cause it's true. More women watch the Olympics then men. My wife and her friends are already planning to watch the opening ceremonies on our HD tv. I never understood why people watch the opening ceremonies (or parades for that matter). How can a bunch of people walking be interesting. I'm sure I'll be making snarky comments during the event similar to the LOTR rant on Clerks 2.

    4. Re:Lame. by FinchWorld · · Score: 1
      "there's something there to move any soul"

      No, I just don't like it, you may, I don't, some people like watching opera, I don't, I like watching things like scrapheap challenge (Think it was junk yard wars in america). But I'm not going to say thats going to move any soul, because it isn't, its not for everyone, a 15 meter catapult may not be art, but I can't help but admire how it collapses under the forces involved when it tries to throw a car.

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    5. Re:Lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...From the guys doing iron crosses on the rings (which makes my shoulders hurt sympathetically)...

      The pressure's not really on the shoulders, it's mostly on the chest. So next time you see a dude doing an iron cross or a maltese, I would feel a sympathetic twang of my pecs turning to shredded beef.

    6. Re:Lame. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I never understood why people watch the opening ceremonies (or parades for that matter).

      It's an uncommon event around which to have a party; it's an excuse. I'm going to my friends' house because they host a good party no matter the occasion, and I'm guessing the commercials might be okay.

  22. Yes, and I didn't like the implication by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, and I didn't like the implication that any /. geek would not be able to override a TV remote.

    1. Re:Yes, and I didn't like the implication by qoncept · · Score: 1

      ..or that they may have girlfriends. Get real!

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    2. Re:Yes, and I didn't like the implication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got mine:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja+remote&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

  23. No more 10? by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you saying that our gymnasts now go to eleven?

    1. Re:No more 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but the 10 year olds are still cuter.

    2. Re:No more 10? by deadmantyping · · Score: 1

      but couldn't they just make 10 higher?

    3. Re:No more 10? by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

      but couldn't they just make 10 higher?

      These go to 11!

    4. Re:No more 10? by taucross · · Score: 0

      God bless America.

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  24. Oh, but I will... by zotz · · Score: 1

    "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner"

    Oh, but I will... even though I don't like that part of things.

    I like the ski jumping / flying stuff. Never understood why style points would count except as a tie break when two people jumped the same distance.

    And I will watch the occasional fight but there, at least, it is possible that the judges will not determine things.

    all the best,

    drew

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    1. Re:Oh, but I will... by Praxx · · Score: 1

      I like the ski jumping / flying stuff. Never understood why style points would count except as a tie break when two people jumped the same distance.

      I don't know about ski jumping, but in gymnastics, and besides the fact that distance/height aren't judged, it's much harder to do a skill with perfect form. One of the reasons for the way the scoring was changed is so that gymnasts who do attempt harder skills (say, a double back instead of a back) are rewarded more for it.

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    2. Re:Oh, but I will... by zotz · · Score: 1

      "One of the reasons for the way the scoring was changed is so that gymnasts who do attempt harder skills (say, a double back instead of a back) are rewarded more for it."

      Sure, this is more in line with diving. I watch some of both, not for the competition aspects, but for the amazing skills displayed.

      all the best,

      drew

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  25. Not watching by rlp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's OK, I'm not watching the 2008 (aka '1936') Olympics.

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    1. Re:Not watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. For. Fucks. Sake. Nice Godwin.
      There's no comparison.
      See here

    2. Re:Not watching by J_DarkElf · · Score: 1

      You're not alone, I've also decided to boycott the Genocidolympics.

      These companies have also lost, or will not get, me as a customer: Sponsors of the Bejing 2008 Olympic Games.
      (Except for UPS and Volkswagen, where I have no choice, or it just is not feasible to switch.)
      I will not be renewing my VISA, and will be switching to Mastercard as soon as it expires.

    3. Re:Not watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK, I'm not watching the 2008 (aka '1936') Olympics.

      China has come a very long way since Mao died in the 70's. Going from one of the poorest countries on earth with minimal personal freedom to where it is today is a huge improvement. The Chinese are very proud of their country and they see the Olympics as a way of inviting the world into their home.

      Westerners in general need to look at the bigger picture. About a century ago China was being attacked by several western powers and the Japanese, and forced into unfair treaties. At the end of WW2 the top political priority in China was to keep the country together and strengthen it so foreign aggressors wouldn't be able to divide the country again. Unfortunately China ended up in the hands of the madman Mao Zedong, but after his death it has been steadily improving.

      China is a huge country, the population is larger than Europe's and North America's combined: it takes time to become as open and free as the western world (although we're not as free and open as we think we are). Look at Russia that attempted a quicker change from communism to market economy after the fall of the Soviet Union: it resulted in about a decade of negative growth.

      Boycott is not the way forward, forcing China to isolate itself from the rest of the world would be disastrous to the country. Openness and discussion is the way to go. With increased economic freedom comes increased personal freedom and then democracy. We have seen this in South Korea, we have seen it in Taiwan and we will see it in China.

      Comparing the Beijing Olympics to the 1936 Olympics shows how ignorant some people are about China. A better comparison would be with Seoul 1988: When S. Korea was awarded the Olympics it was an authoritarian state, it became democratic just the year before the Olympics.

    4. Re:Not watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a low ID number so I can see why you wouldn't want to make yourself feel older by watching young athletic types. I don't think my grandfather watches them either.

    5. Re:Not watching by halofan_sd · · Score: 1

      how can you not watch? China is projected to win more gold medals than USA, we are going to witness the new world order change hands.

    6. Re:Not watching by mr_e_cat · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately China ended up in the hands of the madman Mao Zedong

      Many Chinese still worship Mao as far as I know.

  26. Are you kidding me? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Womens' gymnasties is the ONLY olympic event worth watching. Just not while my wife's around!

    I wish Svetlana Boginskaya was still competing... tasty morsel, that one.

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  27. At last! by Centurix · · Score: 4, Funny

    I get to use my slide rule again!

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  28. The best? by houghi · · Score: 1

    they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

    The one with the highest score.

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  29. Numeric inflation by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    isn't restricted just to the Olympics - though it's sad to see it happening.

    Look at all (american) professional sports. Every time they're in a slump, some "rule change" comes along to bump scores. Basketball got laxer and laxer on obvious rules violations (watch any of the running leaps a "slam dunk" guy takes). Football implemented letting q-backs throw the ball into the stands. Baseball juiced up the ball itself, but thankfully drew the line on allowing metal bats.

    And it's not even restricted to physical sports. Look at a pinball table today - you could easily chop off the last 3 digits of the score, because they never read anything meaningful anyways. Look at the numbers for damage ratings in "rpgs" like the Final Fantasy series - you used to start with characters doing 5-6 points of damage a hit, now you do 500-1000 and go from there.

    1. Re:Numeric inflation by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      But this has nothing to do with Nike. Scoring is exciting, and higher offenses often mean higher attendance.

      Part of this is that athletes get better with each generation. Sports with the exact same rules often see records fall one after the other. So rule changes are only part of the story.

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    2. Re:Numeric inflation by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you feel better about yourself. Those high scores build your self image and take away that evil system of advancement through merit and skill.

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    3. Re:Numeric inflation by mea37 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the NFL is always tweaking the rules of American football, sometimes to the advantage of the offense, sometimes to the advantage of the defense. Some of the changes serve to make the game more spectacular to watch -- and on one level, this is to be expected, as the NFL is a business -- and some of them also serve to limit situations where people get hurt (at least, on paper). But overall, have scores in this particular sport gone up over the decades? Maybe I just haven't been watching long enough, but I haven't noticed.

      Of course, it is true that in many games, there's a direct trade-off between "fun to watch" and "truly demanding test of skill". So I generally agree with the theme you're talking about, but I'm not sure it's universal, and I'm not sure most games as we have them today are in that terrible a condition.

    4. Re:Numeric inflation by yukk · · Score: 1

      Scoring is only exciting if it doesn't happen constantly. Here's a the first example of soccer I found with a quick youtube search.
      Tell me basketball commentators get this excited when a team scores.

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    5. Re:Numeric inflation by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Part of this is that athletes get better with each generation.

      What do you attribute this to? Is it the crappy food, the sedentary lifestyle they're raised in, or the growth hormones?

      Believe what you want. Personally, I think if you were to reach 2000 years into the past and pluck up an Olympic champion to compete in the modern games, then run the games with all athletes naked and armed with the sort of primitive tools that any person with some free time could make for themselves, well, the modern athletes would get their asses handed to them.

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    6. Re:Numeric inflation by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      GP:Part of this is that athletes get better with each generation.
      P: What do you attribute this to? Is it the crappy food, the sedentary lifestyle they're raised in, or the growth hormones?

      The same reason almost every other human endeavor gets better over time? We learn to avoid our predecessor's mistakes, we take their successes and build on them, advances in other areas impact this area (eg., advances in understanding of the human body lead to greater efficiencies in athletic training), etc.

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    7. Re:Numeric inflation by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same reason almost every other human endeavor gets better over time?

      False premise.

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    8. Re:Numeric inflation by nuttycom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not everyone eats crappy food and has a sedentary lifestyle. Particularly not the sort who end up as Olympic athletes, who on average have a lot more time to train and a lot more research on how to train effectively than at any time in history.

      </obvious>

    9. Re:Numeric inflation by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      On the flipside, waiting an hour for something to actually happen is about as boring as possible for a spectator. And I don't really care about the commentators, I get excited when someone scores in basketball and that's all that matters to me. The performance of a paid screamer isn't really interesting.

    10. Re:Numeric inflation by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Ahh. So, these Olympic athletes, they dropped out of school young, did they? While everyone else was sitting at a desk for 7 hours a day, they were out training?

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    11. Re:Numeric inflation by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Baseball juiced up the ball itself, but thankfully drew the line on allowing metal bats.

      Unless you mean the transition to the live ball, from the dead ball, back before 1920, you are, unfortunately, wrong. It was clearly the players being juiced.

    12. Re:Numeric inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...then run the games with all athletes naked and...

      Alright, buddy, move along. I think we've heard enough out of you.

    13. Re:Numeric inflation by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Basketball got laxer and laxer on obvious rules violations (watch any of the running leaps a "slam dunk" guy takes).

      I sure couldn't argue that. When I played basketball as a kid, I seem to remember that you had to occasionally dribble the ball. That is apparently optional now.

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    14. Re:Numeric inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the numbers for damage ratings in "rpgs" like the Final Fantasy series - you used to start with characters doing 5-6 points of damage a hit, now you do 500-1000 and go from there.

      It's due to inflation.

    15. Re:Numeric inflation by a_real_bast... · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's an AC/Inter match they're commenting on. They share a stadium. 'Rivalry' doesn't quite cover it. ",)
      Some people get very worked up over soccer: there's been players killed over penalties, riots over referees' decisions, hundreds of fans murdered, and at least one riot over a malfunctioning TV screen. Wars have started at football matches. A bit of gloating is perfectly believable.

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    16. Re:Numeric inflation by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      No, but while modern school children are in school seven hours a day, their predecessors were spending seven hours a day farming to frigging feed themselves and their families.

      Then, when training time start, they make use of highly efficient and perfected methods of training.

      Excluding juicing some athletes partake in, compare the training techniques of weightlifters now and then. Then: lift a rock a bunch. Now: To build useful strength efficiently, do high weight, low reps, X number of times, or doing 50% one set, 70% one set, 90% one set, and back down for a pyramid workout, etc.

      Face it: kinesthiology has gotten much better over the past 2-3000 years.

      For athletes, nutrition is better now. Training techniques are better now.

      The first African gold medalist in the Summer Olympics won the marathon barefoot. You can't claim that was because of superior equipment or anything like that.

      Either someone from a poor-as-all-hell country was somehow affording HGH, or he had access to training methods superior to those of ancient Greece (possibly by running in the Ethiopian Highlands at low-oxygen altitudes).

      And I doubt he was spending seven hours a day in school, as Ethiopia had hardly any schools in the country when he was a kid. Heck, from the mid-30s to the mid-40s, Spain had shut down the entire education system.

    17. Re:Numeric inflation by nuttycom · · Score: 1

      I severely doubt that these kids are sitting at a desk for 7 hours a day.

    18. Re:Numeric inflation by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      Football implemented letting q-backs throw the ball into the stands. Baseball juiced up the players themselves, but thankfully drew the line on allowing metal bats.

      There. Fixed that for you.

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    19. Re:Numeric inflation by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Crappy food? Dude, try living on a unvaried diet of whatever you happen to be able to grow at your particular lattitude with your particular soils, and then just going hungry when a famine hit. Even just 20 years ago, the state of the art was that the best meal for a male athlete was steak and potatoes...which ranks near the bottom in most measures of training efficacy.

      Your other hidden premise is to compare the nutrition of a training athlete to the population at large. Just because WE have a sedentary lifestyle doesn't mean the typical athlete does.

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    20. Re:Numeric inflation by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Yes. Many of them get up at 4 am and practice for 3 hours before going to school and sitting for 7 hours. Then they go back to practice. The ones that I knew (who did not make it past the trials) actually graduated early. I attribute that to the benefit of rigorous exercise on mental acuity. But I'm wondering what your point was.

    21. Re:Numeric inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False premises are the key to improving our endeavors? Shit, I need to get a few for this small business venture I want to start.

    22. Re:Numeric inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, YOUR premise is false.

      Do I got +3 Insightful too? My post's identical!

    23. Re:Numeric inflation by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Ok. So what human endeavors don't get better over time?

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    24. Re:Numeric inflation by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Part of this is that athletes get better with each generation.

      What do you attribute this to? Is it the crappy food, the sedentary lifestyle they're raised in, or the growth hormones?

      It depends on the sport.

      In the case of gymnastics, I would attribute it to the following:
      1. Advances in modern medicine: What would have been a career-ending injury 100 years ago is now a few months of physical therapy that is specifically tailored to the gymnast so he/she does not lose too much ground.
      2. Advances in technology: For instance, the modern spring floor for floor exercise was invented in the 60s, and the technology has only improved from there.
      3. Better understanding of the human body: We now know a lot more about optimal nutrition, training (injury avoidance, etc.), and many other aspects of the human body than ever before. We can be much more efficient in our training.
      4. Competition: Who wants to go to this year's Olympic Games with the moves that won gold 4 years ago? You can bet that your competition has already mastered those skills, so you had better be prepared with something more difficult.

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  30. Perfect 10? No, it's 11! by Javarufus · · Score: 1

    Well, the Spinal Tap judges decided that there would be a better score than a perfect 10 - a score that would demonstrate even more technical precision and execution; that score is 11.

    Why not just call it a perfect 10? Because this score goes to 11.

    But to the point of the new scoring mechanism, why not just take the highest possible score and apply a scoring factor that results in a score of 10? All other scores would then be calculated using the new formula multiplied by this scoring factor.

    Boy, that would take too much effort and probably $1-$2 million to pay a management consulting firm to perform an audit to ensure that the scoring factor wouldn't result in errant scores. Forget it.

    -- When life gives you lemons, drink beer.

  31. I'm not in the slightest bit offended but.. by sleeponthemic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Surely there are plenty of geeks out there that recognise that the pursuit of excellence (no matter if it is in a GAME) is far more commendable than the average person's pursuit of an encyclopedic knowledge of televisional (i likes to makes the new words) general knowledge. If you hate sport, at least admire the anti-apathy.

    Kind of like going to the airport. It's uplifting. Just about everybody has a purpose, a direction, an empty wallet after that $8 coffee.

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    1. Re:I'm not in the slightest bit offended but.. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      going to the airport. It's uplifting. Just about everybody has a purpose, a direction, an empty wallet after that $8 coffee.

      I think riding on the airplane would be "uplifting" enough without the $8 coffee.

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    2. Re:I'm not in the slightest bit offended but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Maybe I'm just a cloistered academic, but the stupidity my fellow passengers display in the airport (especially the inability to remove metal from their person) scares me rather than uplifts.

    3. Re:I'm not in the slightest bit offended but.. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that there's nothing particularly special about pursuing an encyclopaedic knowledge of the intricacies of computers and software either. More useful than knowing your favourite soaps inside out perhaps - but then is that really much worse than a similar appreciation for the classics? It's all "just" entertainment after all...

      (And I sincerely believe that a life without entertainment is a cold, empty thing indeed)

  32. Scoring a maximum of five on both numbers by Boetsj · · Score: 1

    Scoring a maximum of five on both numbers wouldn't make any sense at all of course. No sir! :)

  33. Circ de Soleil by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    The circus actors put all the Olympic gymnasts to shame and make the Olympic events look like kindergarten activities.

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  34. Scoring... by PottedMeat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scoring only enters my mind when I watch the women's beach volleyball.

    Obligatory jokes below.

    PM

    1. Re:Scoring... by taucross · · Score: 0

      [div style="joke"]text[/div]

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  35. Anything that needs scoring is not a sport by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    its about time they create another kind of olympics that had all the subjective sports in like gymnastics, diving etc.

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  36. On the other hand... by JiminyJones · · Score: 0

    The new scoring system will allow mediocre athletes to aim for a less-than-perfect 10.0 and actually reach that goal (receiving 5 for difficulty and -5 for errors).

  37. I beg to differ by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner"

    I dunno. There's talk of finally approving the thong for women's figure skating...

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    1. Re:I beg to differ by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      That's a slippery slope... before you know it you've got both halves of the pairs team wearing them... then it's only a matter of time before you see a team that's got what no other team has... "twin dongs" in thongs. (See Blades of Glory).

      It doesn't really matter what they wear anyway, because they've got those flesh colored leggings that help protect their legs from looking like something out of a horror movie every time they fall.

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    2. Re:I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to *BRIBE* IOC officials for this change. Bonus points for full-contact skating on oil instead of ice.

  38. Hmm, how about an Olympics where... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the athletes admit to doping, and another where they don't.

    1. Re:Hmm, how about an Olympics where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I concluded some time ago that the Olympics needs to decide whether they're going to embrace or reject technology.

      If they embrace it, we'll have genetically enhanced, bionic athletes using all the latest performance-enhancing drugs to do incredible things. If they reject it, all the athletes should compete, as the Greeks did, in the nude.

      Either way, at least some of the events would be much more interesting to watch.

  39. More fair, less accessible. by bziman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a former gymnast, I can say that the new system is definitely more fair -- if you have two perfect routines, the one with the higher difficulty wins. Also, it means that you don't have to keep changing the system -- as routines include more difficult elements, the start value becomes higher. And you can keep a standard set of deductions for things like bending your knees, or not maintaining a toe point, or falling on your ass.

    On the other hand, as a fan of the sport, the new system is more confusing, because when it was out of ten, everyone knows that a 9.9 is really good, but now, is a 16.5 really good? Or a 17.3? As it turns out, a 16.5 might win gold on one event, but not even medal on another. But I think anyone who actually follows the sport will be able to keep up, for the casual once-every-four-years viewer, they can just concentrate on the shiny medal thingie hanging around the necks of the folks on the podium at the end.

    1. Re:More fair, less accessible. by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of fans will suspect collusion to obfuscate the scoring again. Like they did with the ice skating--they started combining the scores so it isn't obvious that the French judge is lowballing all the American skaters or trying to fix the results.

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    2. Re:More fair, less accessible. by francisstp · · Score: 1

      What's good about this system is that fans will be able to follow the improvement in the sport more easily. When the score is adapted to the rising difficulty of the routines, it's tough for a layperson to see the difference between a 9.5 in 1986 and a 9.5 in 2008. If the best athletes get 18 in Beijing but 23 in 8 years, we instantly see there's been a huge imoprovement if the judging rules stay the same.

      Kind of like the lowering of record times in sprinting or swimming which get lower year after year.

    3. Re:More fair, less accessible. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      I'm sure, as in all sports, there will be extensive stats of scores, and the first few rounds will have nothing but record-breakers. A bigger issue may be that an indefinite upper bound may push more athletes into performance enhancements for higher scores.

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    4. Re:More fair, less accessible. by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Informative

      a 16.5 might win gold on one event, but not even medal on another.

      Just like in every other competition then..

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  40. I like sports by darjen · · Score: 0

    And I'm a slashdot reader and professional geek. I follow basketball, baseball, and football. I might even watch some of the USA team basketball games, just to see LeBron James play. Suck on that, editors!

  41. What, like boxing? by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    Boxing is scored on points. So are most martial arts. Are those too girly for you?

    Shame, Taco. And here we complain about there being no women at industry get-togethers. Guess we know why.

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  42. yawn . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    I probably won't be watching gymnastics this year much at all,... especially if it interferes with women's beach volleyball. Now there's a spectator sport that most men can really enjoy! =)

  43. Real purpose of Olympics by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, no, no. Today's Olympics exist for the purposes of:
    1. Allowing an athlete (only the Gold medal winner) to create a very lucrative endorsement career.
    2. Very large corporations to advertise with the illusion of supporting something altruistic and for the peace of all mankind
    3. Countries to show how progressive they are and show they're now part of the modern World - China
    4. Advertisements for the newest sports enhancing drugs, well not public anyway. Other athletes will see that so and so didn't get caught using a certain brand of steroid and then profit for company.
    5. Certain (hot) female athletes who may or may not do well will get some lucrative modeling and TV deals out of it.
    6. Citizens of countries whose athletes win Gold Medals can sit on their asses in front of the TV, drinking beer, eating taco chips and pizza and getting fatter and feel superior to other countries because "they" won the Gold!
    7. IOC managers get rich while they award cities the right to host olympics
    8. IOC get even richer selling the Rings to the highest bidder.

    Help me continue here....This is getting fun!

    1. Re:Real purpose of Olympics by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      # Allowing an athlete (only the Gold medal winner) to create a very lucrative endorsement career.

      I don't know about that one. For every Picabo Street there is a curling champion that nobody has ever heard of. Olympic athletes usually only get endorsements when they:

      A. Overcome great adversity, like an injury, and still win the gold.

      B. When there is tremendous interest in the sport, like basketball, or softball.

      C. When the sport requires special equipment, skis, hockey sticks.

      Maybe the curling champ will get an endorsement from a broom manufacturer, but I doubt it will be that lucrative.

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    2. Re:Real purpose of Olympics by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      9. Getting to see athletes who won't be getting endorsement deals even if they do win the gold get to showcase their talents in sports that are not considered popular - like kayaking, water polo, cross-country skiing, ski jumping, curling, archery, synchronized swimming, handball, sailing, weight lifting, etc.

      Now I will say that a few of these are well-known sports in other countries (curling - Canada, cross-country skiing - Norway, water polo - Spain) but for the majority of the world these are sports that they only see for 10 minutes once every 4 years. That's the shame of the Olympic Games - we miss out on some truly great events because they might not be as popular as others.

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  44. Math Intensive? by Gryphia · · Score: 1

    Now, I admit to not having RTFA. But math intensive? From the summary it sounds like they are using the intensive math of addition and subtraction. Count up. Count down. And add together!

  45. Whose dream, anyway? by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    The only thing that looked good about the olympics is the slogan of "1 World 1 Dream".

    Yeah, but whose dream, and what happens to those of us who don't share it?

    At the risk of running afoul Godwin, this reminds me of "One God, One Nation, One Race" (assorted White Supremacist villages in Idaho) and "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!" (You can probably guess where that one comes from).

    I'm amazed more people don't find that slogan just a little chilling.

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  46. You're describing Slashdot... by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner..."

    Er... what else is the Slashdot comment-moderation system but an event that "has judges determine the winner"? And (with the scare quotes) a Slashdot flame-fest surely qualifies as "sport", no?

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    1. Re:You're describing Slashdot... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Hehe... Think of the karma-whoring that would ensue if there actually where a "total mod-points" leaderboard. =-D

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  47. Gymnastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hot young ridiculously flexible women in skintight outfits...what's not to love? Who cares who wins? ;)

    Altho the problem with women gymnasts is they are amazingly flat-chested...

  48. Steve Balmer throwing chairs ? by sjwest · · Score: 1

    I think chair throwing should become a sport.

    I think we'd all love to see the man in action.

  49. Mr Wildcat himself... by potscott · · Score: 1

    ...but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing. Everyone knows Frank the Tank is the best when it comes to floor. Just don't ask him to jump through a ring of fire.

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  50. so... by ancappsc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm a woman, I read /. , and I don't watch gymnastics... What does this make me?

    1. Re:so... by thbigr · · Score: 1

      Straight? :-)

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  51. Heavy on Math? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

    The new rules are "heavy on math". [...] The two numbers are then combined for the final score.

    Sounds like they are adding "addition" and "subtraction" to the repertoire of the Olympics judges. 6.5 + (10 - 3.2) = confused audience!

    And here I was thinking that the players would be scored based on the maximum rate of change of velocity they achieve at peak twirl using differential calculus.

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  52. actually, we dont give a damn by unity100 · · Score: 1

    about china, or chinese nationalism, and nationalism of any other country. and im saying this not as a westerner, but as a non westerner.

    sorry. but we cant take your shit. you are 100 years late to practice nationalism. we are living in a global world now, and we cant tolerate anyone's arrogance and nationalism.

    you can only get respect, when you respect others. now go grow up.

  53. Completely changes the sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former gymnast I can say this news is really major. The previous scoring system had minimum requirement of difficulty. Neatness and precision of execution was by far more important. With the new system there is no upper limit on difficulty. So gymnasts are free to make all ten moves arbitrarily difficult. This completely changes the sport and takes it to a whole new level. This overhaul of the scoring system has come at exactly the right time. Considering that the sport of gymnastics has always formally coded each of the thousands of possible moves with a grading, the new system is not substantially more complex. Also be aware that as a non-gymnast you don't have a hope of understanding the scoring system because many seemingly boring moves are actually extremely difficult. One concern is that the new scoring system will encourage gymnasts to overreach themselves and put themselves in danger. Expect to see far more injuries *sigh*.

  54. yea by unity100 · · Score: 1

    instead of stuff i could be doing first hand myself, i should be watching others 'excel' in their field. a very small life.

    1. Re:yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could watch women excel in beach volleyball and do some first hand stuff by yourself ;)

  55. I didn't expect to be entertained... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    but the 2006 pairs figure skating competition looked more like the hammer throw. There was nothing else on, so I watched it. It was kinda like watching NASCAR for the crashes. Here are a few clips of some of some really nasty ones.

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  56. Taco's confused identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco, if scored sports don't qualify as "stuff that matters", then don't post the story. Your stupid remark doesn't just reveal your stereotypes regarding women, it's also plain that you're out of touch with the nerddom you pretend to speak for. Shame on you!

  57. Hey! by geniepiper · · Score: 1

    Not all Slashdot readers are guys; but, yes, I will watch gymnastics because I find it interesting and don't particularly care who wins.

  58. one word why we guys watch gymnastics by TXFRATBoy · · Score: 0

    cameltoe

  59. All scoring is based on hard values by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    It doesn't seem to me that there is a difference /in kind/ between scoring a martial arts match by where the punches land and scoring an gymnastic routine by how well the gymnasts hold to certain forms. The only difference I see is that one is easier to judge by virtue of the rules being a bit simpler. That is a difference in extent. For that matter, I don't see much difference in kind in scoring by using arbitrary rules. Putting a ball into a hoop to get points doesn't seem to me to be all that different than holding a pose to get points.

    1. Re:All scoring is based on hard values by profplump · · Score: 1

      The difference is in discreteness. If the ball goes through a hoop you get points, and if it doesn't you don't. There are virtually no circumstances in which the points would be disallowed, or in which points would be awarded without the ball going through the hoop, and even those circumstances are very discrete in nature.

      Holding a pose is must less discrete. Is it perfect, just shy of perfect, mediocre or poor in terms of form? Or duration? Or transition from the previous pose? Several skilled judges could (and do) watch the same routine and arrive at different scores. Such scoring deviation rarely occurs in basketball.

  60. About the South Korea incident by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I think I remember the controversy about the South Korea incident. The South Korean incorrectly received a starting value of 9.9 for one of his routines instead of 10.0. But in another of his routines he wasn't assessed a penalty correctly. So it all balanced out. That's my recollection.

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  61. Yes, women only like girly "sports" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please look away from the porn once in a while and notice that there are women competing in and watching rugby, hockey, martial arts, football, boxing and mixed martial arts. Anyone of them could kick your geek ass, I bet.

    Hell, I haven't competed in years and I bet I could *still* kick your geek ass.

    I'm sure that no Slashdot reader is a pencil necked sexist male geek, either.

  62. Why so sensitive? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    This just in: men and women are different! Hence the "and".

    Why do we feel it necessary to make sure that [group] is equally represented in [activity]? It doesn't mean that [group A] is keeping [group B] out. Isn't in possible that [group B] are just less interested in [activity]?

    Children are underrepresented in wine tasting classes. Ageism!
    (most kids don't dig wine)

    Blacks are underrepresented in IT. Racism!
    (Actually, blacks in college gravitate toward medicine and law)

    Males are underrepresented in book of the month clubs! Sexism!
    (maybe the hubby wants to stay home and watch 'the big game')

    My girlfriend knits. Do i have to learn how to knit to balance the gender ratio? i find knitting completely uninteresting. She doesn't want to play D&D with me and my gaggle of geeks. She should sue us for excluding her and then not play because she didn't want to in the first place.

    NEWSFLASH: People like to make jokes about differences and stereotypes! But remember, if a woman makes a joke about a man being a cromag, it's funny and empowering. If a man makes a joke about a woman not knowing calculus, it's sexism and grounds for a lawsuit. The more standards the better, right?

    Quick, mod me a troll or flamebait so no one can read my dissenting opinion! Someone might learn that we can make jokes about stereotypes AND know that they are wrong.

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    1. Re:Why so sensitive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (most kids don't dig wine)

      Not true! You're probably doing it wrong. You have to water it down and add sugar so they don't know it's wine.

  63. Olga Korbut Fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will readily admit I really dug Olga Korbut in '72 & '76.

  64. Hey Taco: Once again, SHUT UP! by swordgeek · · Score: 0

    "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing"

    Just...shut up. Really.

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    1. Re:Hey Taco: Once again, SHUT UP! by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

      That was beautiful, man.

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  65. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mountaineering, bullfighting and auto racing are sports. It's easy to tell whether you made it to the top, killed the bull or finished the race before everyone else.

    If it involves a ball (as opposed to balls), it's a game. As entertaining, athletic or difficult it may be, it's still a game.

  66. Wait a minite... by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    > ... they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

    Dervish Whirling is now an Olympic Sport?

  67. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by lilomar · · Score: 1

    I was working on the premise that sport and game were not mutually exclusive.

    In addition to being objective, however, I would say that a sport also has to involve competition. So mountaineering and bullfighting would be out (unless you were racing to get to the top of the mountain or kill the bull) but racing would be a sport...in most situations. I don't consider NASCAR to be a sport..

    Jacob's sufficient requirements for sport-status:
    ~Competitive
    ~Scoring is Objective
    ~Physically Active

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  68. Give the guy a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on everybody! Give the guy a break! Are so full of yourselves you can't see it was a joke?

  69. How times have changed. by opencity · · Score: 1

    The original Olympics was a time out for the various armies to get together and show off their battle field trophies. Javelin throwing may seem cute but it was the artillery back in the day. The equivalent now would be to have various police forces, army units and irregulars (read: terrorists / guerillas depending on spin) get together for sniping and bombing competition.

    That said, gymnastics is awesome.

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  70. Save it for Digg by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner,

    What's up with the quality of summaries these days? Do we really need the editorial comment? Are you SURE that NO slashdot reader would watch, oh, I dunno, diving and/or gymnastics (two of the bigger Olympic events)? I for one don't appreciate being summed up into one big ball referred to as "Slashdot reader"--especially by editors. I can handle the occasional name-flame by Anonymous Coward.

    1. Re:Save it for Digg by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I've long thought that the editors should be banned from making any comments whatsoever in the summary itself, and should instead make them down here with the rest of us proles.

      But then the odd inciteful comment to stir up a little controversy can only be good for page views and thus ad impressions...

    2. Re:Save it for Digg by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Well, the "editors" on slashdot are what every other forum I'm on call "moderators". Their job is to keep the topic on target, not make inciting comments. But, it does get the click count up by doing so.

  71. Meh. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

    Wake me when the Thunderdome is an Olympic sport.

  72. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by paanta · · Score: 1

    So NASCAR isn't objective and competition? I realize many people think NASCAR is all about going left a few hundred times and then drinking a beer, but they _do_ race on road courses. Watching them at Watkins Glenn is like watching elephants dance. Any professional level auto racing is also much, much more physically demanding than a lot of more conventional sports.

  73. Headline is wrong by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I can assure you that, based on walking around my city, that there are plenty of perfect 10s in this world.

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  74. Re:Nature of sports by benwiggy · · Score: 1
    There are only three sports: hunting shooting and fishing. All the rest are games and pastimes.

    Or so my grandfather used to tell me.

  75. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

    So NASCAR isn't objective...

    No. Take note of who is leading or about to be lapped when caution flags (and the silly "lucky dog" is handed out) are thrown for things like a paper bag on the track (and they're ALWAYS on the track). Then take notes of the same positions when flags are NOT thrown when a car has lost an axel and is rolling around on the track.

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  76. Best Sports Quote by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games." (dubiously attributed to Earnest Hemingway)

  77. Ribbon twirling? by PPH · · Score: 1

    ...but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing.

    The wife would rather watch shooting sports (archery, pistol, rifle). If they ever include a motorcycle grand prix event, I'll never see the remote control again.

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  78. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by lilomar · · Score: 1

    I don't think that it's physically active.

    Physically demanding, yes, but not active. Being punched repeatedly while tied to a wall is physically demanding, but not at all active.

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  79. 100m? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I have always felt that the most stupid event at the Olympics is the 100m sprint. Paradoxically this seems to be the viewers favourite, despite the fact that it is the event most determined by luck and, frankly, rule bending. I find it odd that there should be such expectation and buildup around an event that is over after less than 10 seconds. Though I suspect many women may have some insights on this.

    The 400m sprints, and especially the relays, are nearly always a more interesting events. But Gymnastics of all kinds, in particular so called "artisic gymnastics", is most entertaining of all. If you think it's somehow inferior to the track and field events, then I challenge you to perform even one of the maneuvers seen there without spraining/breaking something.

    All that said, I won't personally be watching much of the Olympics, except those clips that are splayed all over the news cycle. I've no wish to see the end result of years of a deprived and spartan childhood reduced to a walking canvas for corporate logos while they compete athletically around in front of obese onlookers in the middle of the worlds largest totalitarian state. Whew! Did I cover everything?

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    1. Re:100m? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I have always felt that the most stupid event at the Olympics is the 100m sprint. Paradoxically this seems to be the viewers favourite, despite the fact that it is the event most determined by luck and, frankly, rule bending.

      Huh? How is luck involved in running against an absolute clock? And how do you bend the rules of "fastest to the finish line wins"? Unless you're talking about drugs, and that's a problem of every performance sport.

      The reason the 100m sprint is popular is because the runners hit the highest speeds, and thus earn the title "the fastest man on Earth."

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    2. Re:100m? by Faw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that if you need judges it shouldn't be considered a sport since the result depends on someones opinion, not actual data (like time, points, distance, etc).

    3. Re:100m? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except when a Canadian wins, and then some America claims to be the worlds fastest man, because he broke a record for the 200m. After which they decide to have a showdown, at a race of 150m, which the Canadian won. Apparently Johnson, the America, pulled his quadriceps muscle, which caused him to drop out halfway through the race. There's controversy as to whether or not he actually had injured himself, or decided to throw the race after he realized he was going to lose.

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    4. Re:100m? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I have always felt that the most stupid event at the Olympics is the 100m sprint. Paradoxically this seems to be the viewers favourite, despite the fact that it is the event most determined by luck and, frankly, rule bending. I find it odd that there should be such expectation and buildup around an event that is over after less than 10 seconds. Though I suspect many women may have some insights on this.

      Excellent job there, keeping the sexist comments out of the discussion.

      The running dash is one of the original Olympic events (although it was embodied in ancient times as the stadion, at 192 m). Your preferences aren't particularly relevant to one of the historically core events.

    5. Re:100m? by dwye · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Personally, I have always felt that the most
      > stupid event at the Olympics is the 100m sprint.

      Oddly, it was the ONLY event in the first Olympics, back in 776 BC. OK, since they didn't have meters, technically, it was a dash of about that length. The 100 yards/100 meters event has the advantage of showing performance without pacing, whereas longer races include the problem of not running so hard that you exhaust yourself before the end.

    6. Re:100m? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except when a Canadian wins, and then some America claims to be the worlds fastest man, because he broke a record for the 200m.

      Who cares what people claim? The question is who hits the highest speed, and the 100m sprinter (usually) does. You'll note that Michael Johnson didn't bother to try and challenge in the 100m.

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    7. Re:100m? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      claims to be the worlds fastest man, because he broke a record for the 200m

      It's a nonsensical claim, without a whole host of constraints. Shortest time for a specific distance (and then you get into sprinting vs. long distance). Most distance covered in a day?

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    8. Re:100m? by spazdor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how do you bend the rules of "fastest to the finish line wins"?

      By starting first. Duh.

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    9. Re:100m? by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree 10 seconds is FAR to long. Olympic Top Fuel racing! 1320 feet in 5 seconds. Besides, it's not a sport unless it requires protective gear. Otherwise it's just exercise.

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    10. Re:100m? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      There shouldn't be any pacing in the 200m either. I used to run it (and the 100m) in high school and never had to pace myself. For me at least, 200m was the limit of distance I could run at a flat-out sprint; anything longer and I'd have to pace.

    11. Re:100m? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Personally, I have always felt...

      Your preferences aren't particularly relevant to one of the historically core events.

      You pretend your preferences are global, he doesn't. You lose.

    12. Re:100m? by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's simple... whoever has the highest top speed. Woot, Jo Blo is pusing 20mph for 2 seconds... OMG he can almost smell my overweight cat's butt as the kitty leaves him in the dust. Really, humans are big, weak, bulky, and slow when it comes to running.

      And then there are the skydivers. They go a lot faster than any wussy sprinters anyway. =]

    13. Re:100m? by dwye · · Score: 1

      Actually, as an AC pointed out before my post, made before I lowered my threshold, the original was about 192 meters.

      So you win.

    14. Re:100m? by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      I think that if you need judges it shouldn't be considered a sport since the result depends on someones opinion, not actual data (like time, points, distance, etc).

      How about soccer? One of the things I like about it is that the referee's call is final, and there's no pausing the game to review the instant replay before making a call. The winner of the game is indeed determined on "actual data": the number of goals, but whether goals are counted and how the game progresses is very subjective, based on what the referee's opinion (e.g. the infamous Hand of God goal).

    15. Re:100m? by vette21man · · Score: 1

      I think that if you need judges it shouldn't be considered a sport since the result depends on someones opinion...

      I guess that rules out hockey, football, basketball, baseball and any other game that requires an umpire/referee. The reality is, in any SPORT, you always need some sort of officiating non-biased person to help determine the winner. Just because I don't care to watch ribbon-twirling or women's basketball doesn't mean that they're not sports. Kudos to the "Olympics folks" (for lack of a better term) for attempting to make the scoring system more fair.

  80. Olympic Chess? by purpleraison · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm just going to throw this one out there for consideration... Olympic chess.

    No, not like 'regular' chess. Olympic chess will be judged not by who wins or loses, but on their appearance and attitude.

    For instance, if a player just moves his piece he gets one point. However, if he jumps on the table and does pelvic thrusts in the other players face while moving his piece (the chess piece that is) -- that would gain him 10 points for style. ....just an idea, but it would be a hell of a lot more interesting that ballroom dancing.

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  81. Ive been fed a lot of bullcrap regarding olympics by unity100 · · Score: 1
    when i asked why should i care. none of the arguments satisfied me. here, see some :

    olympics is the great equalizer ! its a level socio economic playing field

    total bullcrap. how many of you know any normal athletes, leave aside olympic athletes ? hell, how many of you even live near an area that any athletes train ? ill tell you - many of the world's 7 bn population are even not aware that something called olympics is being held as of now. they have much more pressing concerns. and even many of the rest better-off, they have more pressing concerns and stuff too. for nobody in a developing country, anything is going to change if some athlete associated with their country wins anything competing against others. they will wake up to the same conditions just like the day before. no developing country is either going to get loans, investment, or any kind of other significant breaks because some athlete won a medal.

    hell, im in a developing country but nobody cares zit about olympics here, but ministry of sports.

    it brings people together.

    it did, only in times of ancient greece and late 19th century, when there was NOTHING else to bring nations, people together. now we are living in 21st century, with global world and internet, and we are basically LIVING together.

    look at yourself now. which nationality are you ? im sure if we got to it, we could get around at least 150 different nationalities even in THIS thread. one of you may be living in mom's basement, one of you may be cio of a fortune 100 company, yet you are still here, talking to each other in EQUAL terms. no, in 21st century there are far more outreaching stuff than olympics to bring people together, and provides much more level playing fields. hell, kids from all around the world are growing up together playing the SAME online game in the SAME hours, using the SAME slang words and having the same jargon. no olympics can beat that.

    you dont want to associate yourself with the 3rd world people

    i am a 3rd world people and i dont give a damn about olympics.

    its about peace

    WHAT is about peace ? countries trying to OUTCOMPETE each other, instead of fighting against each other with warfare or economically ? are you aware that olympics has its roots in greece as a means to solve conflicts without loss of blood instead of fighting ? replacing one kind of competition instead of a more bloody competition is not exactly 'peace'. it becomes MORE peaceful COMPARED to the former, but yet, its still a form of bickering. "fantashmagoria team has won". its the same thing, even though some of you are not able to realize that it is another form of conflict.

    and in the age of sports endorsements, grants, advertisement, sponsorships, big product deals, anyone who purports that olympics is about 'peace', deserves a kick in the face.

    so, am i right, or am i wrong ?

  82. Speaking as a former collegiate gymnast by thoughtcancer · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can help clarify some misunderstandings with regards to the impartiality of the gymnastics scoring system (Note: I am a former USAG Judge as well as a former competitive gymnast at the collegiate level).

    1) Gymnastics routines are made up of a series of interconnected skills
    2) Each skill in the routine has a "perfect" execution form; that is, straight legs, pointed toes, straight arms, clean shoulder-to-knee lines, or whatever the skill calls for.
    3) If a gymnast performs a skill, and the execution of the skill does not meet the "perfect" execution form, points are deducted for each imperfection within the skill
    3a) Gymnastics judges are, for the most part, former competitive gymnasts with an intimate understanding of the execution of the skills which they are judging, and undergo extensive training for identifying imperfections in the execution of said skills.
    4) Depending on the severity of the imperfection, points are deducted (minor bends in the limbs account for small deductions, while falls or failure to execute skills correctly or in sequence account for large deductions).
    5) Add up all the deductions for each skill in a routine, and you've got your execution deductions.

    Now, the new scoring system is based on a response to the ridiculous difficulty of modern gymnastics. Each skill in any given event is given a difficulty rating depending on how difficult it is to execute the skill flawlessly. In mens gymnastics, for example, difficulty ratings go from an A-level (skills like a basic back flip) to F-level (skills like a triple twisting double back flip). It makes sense that gymnasts who perform more difficult skills should be rewarded with higher scores, so that's where the new system comes into play.

    In the old days, no matter how difficult your routine was, everyone started off with a "10" and was deducted for execution of skills. So, a gymnast who performed a triple back flip (an F-level skill) in his routine would be on the same level as a gymnast who only did a double front flip (a D-level skill); judges would solely deduct based on execution rather than take into account the difficulty of the skill. So now, instead of you starting with a perfect score, have to BUILD towards the perfect score by creating a routine with high level skills (that is, graded D, E, and F).

    Now, back to judges. Judges can now take into account skill difficulty as well as skill execution when judging a routine. Keep in mind that judges aren't judging a routine based on their personal opinion. They judge based on universally accepted "perfect" forms and the skills are directed in the FIG code of points (created by gymnasts for gymnasts, by congress). As a former judge, I can tell you that our judging performance is also graded by how well we can spot imperfections in execution; judges don't get to the Olympic level unless they are eagle-eyed and impartial.

    I hope this helps everyone as they continue their discussions on the matter.

    1. Re:Speaking as a former collegiate gymnast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does a judge keep track of their deductions to reach a final score? If every deduction is due to imperfect execution, and the deductions are added up at the end, I think it would greatly improve the integrity of the scoring for each judge to release where each deduction was made, instead of just a final score.

  83. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by stewbacca · · Score: 1
    By your own logic, you have contradicted yourself:

    Jacob's sufficient requirements for sport-status:

    ~Competitive

    Scoring is Objective

    ~Physically Active

    I don't consider NASCAR to be a sport..

    Either you are prejudiced against NASCAR (because it's easy to stereotype, even though it is really no different than most forms of motor sport), or you don't understand it. Tell me exactly how NASCAR (or any racing form) is not competitive? I guess only one guy wants to win and the others are just billboards for their sponsors? How is scoring in racing NOT objective? It's easy to count the cars as they cross the finish line in sequence. Lastly, HOW IN THE WORLD is NASCAR not physically active? They sustain 150+ heart rates for 3-4 hour stints and require a ton of hand-eye-foot coordination (coordination being a sufficient requirement for sport status) and physical strength and endurance.

  84. No judges in sports? by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner

    Referees and umpires aren't judges?

  85. Almost all sports have judges. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although scoring is objective in many sports, they almost all require judges that help determine the outcome. Tennis has line judges. An umpire in baseball is the man who determines whether a pitch is a strike or ball, if it's fair or foul, whether the runner is safe or not. American Football has its referees and even now they are using replay footage to help them make better judgments. You almost always need judges in sports unless you're doing something simple like flipping a coin...
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  86. I am boycotting anyways.... by z00_miak · · Score: 1

    I don't agree with the human rights situation in China, so I would feel hypocritical supporting China by watching the Olympics.

    Maybe any of you who have complained or are concerned about it should do the same.

  87. Grey Allen by ga1lyons · · Score: 1

    This new scoring system was developed to ensure the Chinese teams win every event. As no one other then the Chinese will be able to figure out the convoluted mathematics of the scoring system.

  88. Haris Poll? by DaveInAustin · · Score: 1

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner

    Like Division 1 college football?

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  89. The convergence of organized sport by idontgno · · Score: 1

    and MMORPGs.

    Apparently, Olympic medal award will be based on DKP bidding.

    I guess it's always been this way, with hardcore Olympic raiding guilds like China running around in Tier 6 gear all the time.

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  90. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by spazdor · · Score: 1

    You can't think of any other influencing factor that might bias men against pursuing careers in flower arranging? Something other than inborn aptitude?

    really?

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    1. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by caluml · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly not trolling here, but I've noticed that men are, on average, better at parallel-parking. I think it's fairly well known that men have better visio-spatial awareness/control. No female F1 drivers, for example. Men are also more brave/courageous/(stupid?!), take more risks. Women are, in general, more caring. There's always the nature/nurture argument, but I believe that you are (a lot, anyway) the way you are based on the chemicals and hormones that you were exposed to in your mother's womb.
      No, there's no reason a man or a woman can't do any job they want to, and are able to. I just think that usually, women's brains aren't tuned for geekiness, fiddling around with code, etc. (Of course there are those that are, and that's great :) )

    2. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I'm not denying the existence of inborn aptitudes that correlate with gender. I don't understand why everyone keeps acting as if that is my point.

      My point is that regardless of any statistical relationship between good-at-flower-arrangingness and femaleness, a male who possesses the former trait is very likely to be shamed out of cultivating his skill, and that is a Bad Thing.

      So. I don't care that all vocations and avocations are not all gendered exactly 50/50. I just want to see people's passions and talents reflected in every art and science, with as little social pressure as possible preventing this. That is why i want to see these boys-club dynamics abandoned.

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  91. How the fuck did this get +5? by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    "Also, there are no ribbons in gymnastics. That's rhythmic gymnastics, sir."

    Is rhythmic gymnastics a subset of gymnastics or not? IT IS? Hmm...

    Of course, there are no cars in racing, that's auto racing...

    "I wish I could mod down the editorialization."

    I wish there was a legitimate method of dealing with stupid moderation, like the one on your post.

    1. Re:How the fuck did this get +5? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Is rhythmic gymnastics a subset of gymnastics or not? IT IS? Hmm...

      "Gymnastics" is the common term for the non-rhythmic competition (also known as "artistic gymnastics"), so, no, you're wrong.

      Of course, there are no cars in racing, that's auto racing...

      It looks like you're supporting my point right there. My argument is that X is not a subset of Y even if the word Y appears in the word X, because Y is merely a short form of another term.

      I wish there was a legitimate method of dealing with stupid moderation, like the one on your post.

      Well, seeing as how I'm right on the primary criticism you've leveled, I guess moderation worked perfectly well.

  92. Sport vs. Art by EnOne · · Score: 1

    I define the difference between 'Sport' and 'Art' is how it is measured. If there is a weight, time, distance, height, etc, that can me measured empirically then it is a 'Sport' if it falls more under the "Eye of the Beholder" then it is 'Art'. There are some combination events like boxing that are both where rounds are scored by a judge but a knockout (not being able to stand up for a certain amount of time) will trump the score. I'm not saying that the people engaged in artistic Olympic events aren't amazing athletes at the top of their fields. I can barely comprehend the amount of coordination it takes to land perfectly on two feet while flipping and spinning in the air after vaulting off a gymnastic apparatus.

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  93. Sports? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any sport.

    Fixed.

  94. wives/girlfriends ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused ... Slashdotters with wives/girlfriends now that is a story.

  95. ummmm by TheAngryIntern · · Score: 1

    "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon twirling thing" Olympic boxing and wrestling have judges who award points based on specific moves.....most people would consider those sports

  96. No you don't by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    "This isn't true, and I have the evidence to back it."

    NO you don't, what you have is evidence that if you change the fundamentals of a program to make it appealing to women, then women will enroll.

    If you read your own link (thanks for the pdf warning...) you'll see they changed admission requirements, curriculum, and grading scales. I don't think the graduate equivalent of "teaching for the test" demonstrates anything other than the fact that is is possible, with enough contortion, to get a high percentage of women in a CS program.

  97. It's easy... by filthpickle · · Score: 1, Interesting

    no ball/goal = not a sport.
    or
    no finish line = not a sport

    After having this argument several times that is the definition I have settled on. Please point out any exceptions you can think of.

    I am not at ALL saying that it isn't difficult if it isn't a sport...just that it isn't a sport.

    1. Re:It's easy... by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shooting, archery, boxing, martial arts, weight lifting/power lifting, to name a few.

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    2. Re:It's easy... by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      Shooting and archery seem more like tests of skill than sporting events to me. I know that you could probably cite something else that would fit the definition I gave and point out that it isn't much more than a test of skill either. My answer would be that it is a test of skill that involves a ball/finish line.

      Boxing and matial arts are.....well, they are martial arts.

      Weight lifting, however, is a good one. The winner is always going to be the strongest person on that day, it isn't really judged (outside of following the form for that event I think). My only answer is that I would rather watch curling than weightlifting.

    3. Re:It's easy... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Does pole vaulting count as having any of those?

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    4. Re:It's easy... by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 1
      I can agree that shooting and archery can be more a test of skill. When people say they shoot or hunt for sport I take it they mean for fun or for testing skill.

      As far as curling goes, if you can include hockey pucks in the definition of "ball" then you can include curling stones, unfortunately...

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    5. Re:It's easy... by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

      wrestling discus, javelin high jump, long jump, triple jump

  98. Nope, you're wrong and now you're pathetic by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    "Gymnastics" is the common term for the non-rhythmic competition (also known as "artistic gymnastics"), so, no, you're wrong."

    Is or is not rhythmic gymnastics a subset of gymnastics?

    It is.

    YOU are wrong, and a douche to boot.

    "It looks like you're supporting my point right there. My argument is that X is not a subset of Y even if the word Y appears in the word X, because Y is merely a short form of another term."

    And you're demonstrably wrong.

    "Well, seeing as how I'm right on the primary criticism you've leveled, I guess moderation worked perfectly well."

    My criticism was that rhythmic gymnastics is a subset of gymnastics.

    Is it?

    Right, so despite the fact that you claim to be right, You're demonstrably not, and you're embarrassing yourself by trying to pretend otherwise.

    However, just because you're fun to prove wrong

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythmic_gymnastics

    Rhythmic gymnastics is a sport in which single competitors or pairs, trios or even more (generally five) manipulate one or two apparatuses: rope, hoop, ball, clubs and ribbon. Rhythmic Gymnastics is a sport that combines elements of ballet, gymnastics, theatrical dance, and apparatus manipulation. The victor is the participant who earns the most points, as awarded by a panel of judges, for leaps, balances, pivots, flexibility, apparatus handling, and artistic effect.

    The sport's governing body, the Fédération Internationale de Gymnastique (FIG), changed the Code of Points in 2001, 2003 and 2005 to emphasize technical elements and reduce the subjectivity of judging. Before 2001, judging was on a scale of 10 like that of Artistic Gymnastics.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9d%C3%A9ration_Internationale_de_Gymnastique

    The Fédération Internationale de Gymnastique (FIG) or International Federation of Gymnastics (IFG) is the governing body of competitive gymnastics.

    Notice it says GYMNASTICS. That's all gymnastics.

    And that's game set and match to me.

    1. Re:Nope, you're wrong and now you're pathetic by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Is or is not rhythmic gymnastics a subset of gymnastics?

      It is.

      YOU are wrong, and a douche to boot.

      When Taco said "gymnastics" he either (1) meant "artistic gymnastics" because regular people (as he has evidenced himself to be with his lack of understanding of anything related to gymnastics) use "gymnastics" to mean "artistic gymnastics", or (2) might as well have said it because 100% of the people here on Slashdot (minus you, of course) took him to mean "artistic gymnastics."

      When I said "gymnastics," I definitely meant "artistic gymnastics." If I had said "artistic gymnastics," uninformed Slashdotters (of which there seem to be quite a few today) would have said "WHAT IS ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS."

      So look, Turd Ferguson, "no" is the correct answer to your question about whether "rhythmic gymnastics" is a subset of "gymnastics" [as understood to mean "artistic gymnastics"].

      You can be a pedant and ask if "rhythmic gymnastics" is a subset of the group "gymnastics" [as understood to NOT mean merely "artistic gymnastics] all you want, but that doesn't change the fact that no one here but you was treating "gymnastics" to mean anything but "artistic gymnastics."

    2. Re:Nope, you're wrong and now you're pathetic by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      "You can be a pedant and ask if "rhythmic gymnastics" is a subset of the group "gymnastics" [as understood to NOT mean merely "artistic gymnastics] all you want, but that doesn't change the fact that no one here but you was treating "gymnastics" to mean anything but "artistic gymnastics."

      All that can be true, and you'd still be wrong. You said "Also, there are no ribbons in gymnastics. That's rhythmic gymnastics, sir." which is a subset of gymnastics, regardless of what you or anyone else was treating gymnastics as. The fact that you use vernacular to support your assertion about a non-vernacular definition shows that you know you're wrong.

      How about this. Find ONE source that specifically says Rhythmic Gymnastics is not gymnastics, and I'll concede your point. I've given facts that say it is, so it's up to you to support a point that you know is wrong.

    3. Re:Nope, you're wrong and now you're pathetic by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I'm not denying that "gymnastics as a set that has a proper subset 'artistic gymnastics'" also has a proper subset "rhythmic gymnastics."

      I'm saying that until you came and started dicking around, everyone was using "gymnastics" to mean "artistic gymnastics."

      Then you came and started playing word games.

  99. Wives/Girlfriends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, this is Slashdot.

  100. Mumonkan by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

    I am a Zen Buddhist. There is no difference between the subjective and the objective, you insensitve clods.

  101. Judges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner...."

    Right Taco, I'm sure Pavlik or Pacquiao wouldn't mind a few well-adjudicated minutes with you after comments like that.

  102. Re:What a shame. by spazdor · · Score: 1

    I know you're modded flamebait, but i honestly think you have the most insightful comment here.

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  103. Slashdot readers have "wives/girlfriends"? by belreddude · · Score: 1

    Have you taken a census lately?

  104. Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because no /. reader would ever consider watching an event mostly comprising of women in tight leotards that leave little to the imagination.

    I'm fairly positive this is redundant by now, but if you think I'm reading 450 comments to make sure, you have another thing coming (get your minds out of the gutter...).

  105. if we just obfuscate it enough by nimbius · · Score: 1

    then nobody can complain....
    or, if we just obfuscate it enough

    'buying the win' becomes a more opaque phenomenon.

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  106. Wish I could mod this down by Veretax · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that "judged" sports are not likely to be watched by slashdotters. Just to give you an idea in the Summer Olympics the following I believe get judged: Platform Diving Board Diving Gymnastics Rhythmic Gymnastics In the Winter olympics sports like: Ski Jump Moguls Freestyle Skiing Figure Skating Ice Dancing Among other things. I've always found some of those sports to be the best to watch of the olympics.

  107. Couldn't agree more. (THAC0!) by jmrdev · · Score: 1

    LOL! Couldn't agree more. Not a fan of "judged" events. Too subjective for me. At least this is a move in the right direction. Kinda reminds me of calculating THAC0. :P (Married 11 years to a gymnastics lover.)

  108. Judges ? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    Boxing
    Skateboarding
    Snowboarding
    Extreme Skiing
    Ski-Jumping
    BMX
    Freestyle MotoX
    High Diving
    Numerous Martial Arts

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    1. Re:Judges ? by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      Those are more commonly referred to as "activities".

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    2. Re:Judges ? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      At least three of them are Olympic disciplines.

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  109. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  110. If it's that cut and dried... by midnitewolf · · Score: 1

    Then why is there so much variation between judges?

    1. Re:If it's that cut and dried... by hob42 · · Score: 1

      Why will one referee in (insert sport here) give a team a foul for (insert rule violation here) when another referee does not?

      Humanity introduces subjectivity into objective analysis all the time. Is that okay in popular masculine team sports and not okay in gymnastics?

      For the record, my daughter is in gymastics and I don't consider it a sport. But I don't think it has anything to do with scoring or judging, my own criteria is that "sports" involve actively competing against an opposing player/team at the same time. I'm sure someone will come up with a way to say that's a stupid line to draw, too... Oh well.

    2. Re:If it's that cut and dried... by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      There is a qualitative difference between a referee making a mistake in a task of objective analysis and a judge having the codified right to deduct points on a purely subjective basis.

      B judges can give artistic deductions.

      I trust you can see the difference.

  111. Mysogynistic? by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    So now if you joke about gymnastics or any difference between the sexes you hate women? Got it.

    Gawd, when did /. get so PC? Lighten up.

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  112. The real problem: Mischaracterizing /.'ers by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport"(insert period here).

    There, that's better.

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  113. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by lilomar · · Score: 1

    Either you are prejudiced against NASCAR

    Guilty.

    HOW IN THE WORLD is NASCAR not physically active? They sustain 150+ heart rates for 3-4 hour stints and require a ton of hand-eye-foot coordination ... and physical strength and endurance.

    Physically demanding is NOT the same as physically active.

    When it comes down to it, NASCAR drivers are sitting still and directing their car.

    If I club you repeatedly while you play Mario Brothers (in order to fulfill the other two requirements, let's assume that someone else is attempting to beat it before you, and is also getting clubbed) are you participating in a sport? Your heart rate is sure to be high, due to the fight/flight response and it requires a ton of coordination, physical strength, and endurance.

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  114. Re:No mud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't see anything through mud. Substitute clear jello!

  115. Heavy on math? by hackingbear · · Score: 1

    one ... which adds points up from a score of zero; the other ... which starts at 10.0 and subtracts

    So that's "heavy on math" in the opinion of a slashdot submitter?

  116. you're missing that style=strength by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    The way forward is not to try and convince people that gymnastics don't have subjective components (such as by bring up the technical scoring) but to try and convince them that their idea of what a sport is is outdated or wrong.

    To suggest that they were "outdated" would be to acquiesce that at one time they were correct; this is not the case. Nothing in the words "competitive," "sport," or even "competitive sport" is exclusive of the activity having artistic components, as I already stated.

    And as someone else has already gone into more detail to explain, your idea of the subjectivity of the judging is very wrong; that you don't understand the judging doesn't make it a non-sport either. One achieves X points for doing a particular move. If you follow it up by another particular move, you get Y points. On the artistic side, points are deducted if you didn't do it with, well, grace...though that grace is really just something achieved with control and strength.

    Let me explain it in a way more people have a knowledge base for: a weak man stuggles and wobbles trying to do a bench press. Any competent trainer will tell them, however, to not increase the weights if those will be wobbled up as well; one should stay at a reasonable weight and continue using that weight until they can do a bench press that is straight up, straight down, with no shakes, wobbles, or hesitation. Once they can do X reps perfectly, then the weight is increased. That they can do the weight with grace then is an athletic accomplishment too, to distinguish them from the people who can merely press the weight.

    If I can, then, bench press 200lbs with perfect artistic "grace"...and I don't even attempt to press 210lbs, and then someone else comes up and strains and wobbles up 210lbs...your definition of "true sport" would have that person win. However, for people who have actually done a bench press, it is well accepted that the graceful 200 is much more difficult than the awkward 210. Much the same, a graceful, beautiful double pirouette should be awarded more points than an awkward, clumsy triple pirouette.

    Olympic sports shouldn't be trivialized to some sort of RPG-style grinding, where you have some X thing you obtain, without regard for how, and the style with which, it was accomplished.

    1. Re:you're missing that style=strength by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Olympic athletics shouldn't be trivialized. Nor should they be referred to as 'sports'.

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    2. Re:you're missing that style=strength by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      why? After all the arguments (that you can't refute) that say it should, do you still stick to the one argument you give against the idea, despite that argument being completely obliterated? Why are you so offended by the idea of competitive ballet being just as much a sport as American Football? Or heck, why does the idea of a guy going out and playing frisbee with his dog being a "sport" bother you so much? Again - the fact that you don't understand the objectivity of how it is judge doesn't make it arbitrary or subjective.

    3. Re:you're missing that style=strength by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Actually, the argument of mine that has been 'obliterated' is that Gymnastics is not objective. I'm not sure, but if everyone who has posted has been completely factual, then I would say that Gymnastics is, in fact, a sport.

      I still stand by my definition of sport, however, as one that allows for all commonly-agreed-upon sports to be defined as such, and doesn't allow for things that are commonly-agreed-upon not to be sports (such as playing fetch with a dog).

      If you want to disprove my argument, then you will have to show how it is possible to allow subjectivity into the scoring of a sport, without allowing absurd things like competitive sculpting.

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    4. Re:you're missing that style=strength by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      To suggest that they were "outdated" would be to acquiesce that at one time they were correct; this is not the case. Nothing in the words "competitive," "sport," or even "competitive sport" is exclusive of the activity having artistic components, as I already stated.

      Well, there you have it! You have no room to think that any interpretation but your own could possibly be correct. I hate to break it to you but people can and do have opinions that differ from yours - and they are not necessarily incorrect! (i know, that's the shocker).

      First of all, I was not calling such a viewpoint outdated. It seems like a very valid distinction to make, if one wishes to. And you are totally missing the point. Yes, all sports have an artistic component - I explicitly stated this in my post. Why you bother to bring this up again is mystifying, unless you just want to bolster your argument by arguing against a position that I'm not taking. What's that called again?

      And as someone else has already gone into more detail to explain, your idea of the subjectivity of the judging is very wrong; that you don't understand the judging doesn't make it a non-sport either

      If you could point out in my post where I failed to understand the judging criteria I would appreciate it. Just saying so doesn't make it so (kind of like your entire view that scoring in "sports" can have a subjective component, because you said so). Then, explain to me how "grace" is an objective measurement. Good luck. Sorry, your explanation in the parent certainly doesn't make me think it's objective.

      As an experiment we could come up with a hypothesis: Scoring is objective.

      Then, we could come up with ways to test this hypothesis. Hmm. The first one I can think of is to measure the correlation of individual judge's scores for each athlete.

      Perhaps we could then extend this to an expected result - say in this instance that the coefficient of correlation is expected to be 1 for a purely objective score.

      Doing this experiment in basketball (with each judge silently scoring the game), if the coefficient of correlation is not 1 in the basketball game our only proper conclusion is that one of the judges made a mistake (since the rules and mechanics of the game do not allow a subjective component in scoring).

      Doing this experiment with the Artistic portion of gymnastics, if the coefficient of correlation is not 1 in the scoring it is precisely because it includes subjective judgments - we do not say that one judge made a "mistake" if his score does not precisely match the others.

      If I can, then, bench press 200lbs with perfect artistic "grace"...and I don't even attempt to press 210lbs, and then someone else comes up and strains and wobbles up 210lbs...your definition of "true sport" would have that person win. However, for people who have actually done a bench press, it is well accepted that the graceful 200 is much more difficult than the awkward 210. Much the same, a graceful, beautiful double pirouette should be awarded more points than an awkward, clumsy triple pirouette.

      And here, you've made my point for me. In American football, it does not matter if a touchdown was run in from 3 yards away or a beautiful pass that makes the Sports Illustrated cover - it's the same points. This, some people would classify as a "sport".

      People are saying that if you want to include an artistic, subjective component in scoring then it is not a sport. You are saying that sports include competitions that have subjective components. You say the other people are wrong. I say you are wrong for thinking so, not that they are correct.

      Olympic sports shouldn't be trivialized to some sort of RPG-style grinding, where you have some X thing you obtain, without regard for how, and the style with which, it was accomplished.

      Well, I agree. Some Olympic competitions shouldn't be reduced to purely objective components. That does not make those competitions sports, in some peoples eyes. And they're not wrong, either.

    5. Re:you're missing that style=strength by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Why do you care whether someone thinks like you do or not?

      What arguments are there for it being a sport that can't be refuted? Sure, if you just assert that your definition of "sport" is the correct one it's pretty tough to refute if you also insist on using this as the basis of discussion. Other than that, not so much.

      Again, scoring gymnastics has a subjective component. If you don't think so then YOU are the one who doesn't understand the rules.

      The B judges are allowed to give artistic deductions, for Goddess' sake! Hello? Is anyone in there?

      The only arguments that seem to have been "completely obliterated" are yours that gymnastics is scored objectively.

      Everything else is a matter of your own personal definition of "sport". If you think sports should include competitions where scoring has subjective components that's OK but don't pretend that it's the only correct definition - it's only your definition.

    6. Re:you're missing that style=strength by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
      You need to work on your reading comprehension. Your quote (which I gave right before mine...): So, it seems that you are barking up the wrong tree. The way forward is not to try and convince people that gymnastics don't have subjective components (such as by bring up the technical scoring) but to try and convince them that their idea of what a sport is is outdated or wrong.

      My quote: To suggest that they were "outdated" would be to acquiesce that at one time they were correct; this is not the case. Nothing in the words "competitive," "sport," or even "competitive sport" is exclusive of the activity having artistic components, as I already stated.

      Your response: First of all, I was not calling such a viewpoint outdated.

      I was stating I had no intent of arguing that a viewpoint was outdated, because it isn't merely outdated - it never was correct. To pretend that means I'm setting up a strawman is also just plain silly. I'm merely pointing out that I have no intention, desire, or need to make the sort of argument that you suggest I make.

      And here, you've made my point for me. In American football, it does not matter if a touchdown was run in from 3 yards away or a beautiful pass that makes the Sports Illustrated cover - it's the same points. This, some people would classify as a "sport".

      No, there, I make the point you're missing. American Football is scored on extraordinarily simple rules. Gymnastics is scored on more complex rules. In Gymnastics, it is not merely what you do, but how you do it that determines the score. All the gymnasts know this. So where move X gives Y points if done perfectly, it gives less if not completed in exactly the ideal way. How you think that makes your point for you, I don't know - and why you think awkwardness is really all that subjective a trait given a panel of judges (not just one), I don't know either. The judging criteria isn't terribly subjective at all (though admittedly, it is by intent becoming slightly more subjective).

      You are saying that sports include competitions that have subjective components.

      No, I'm stating that sports doesn't exclude subjective things, which isn't the same at all. Competitive painting isn't a sport. I also directly stated, and will state again, that "sports" don't have to be "competitions" at all; I already gave the example of playing frisbee with your dog in a park. Check again yourself.

      I am discrediting the exclusiveness people are trying to put upon the word "sport" - an exclusiveness not backed up by Webster. That I am arguing for status quo means the burden of proof is on those who would, for some unknown elitist armchair-quarterback reason, think that the words "subjective" or "objective" even come into play (I say "armchair-quarterback because it's primarily just American Football lunatics that get so offended at calling gymnastics a sport). Two men trying to woo a girl by bringing her the most flowers? Hell, I'd argue it is more of a sport, an athletic event, than a bunch of fat guys running into each other for 5 seconds, then resting for a minute, then doing it again. Give me rugby or soccer/football any day over American Football...but I digress.

      Just think of it this way, if it helps - a field goal is a non-graceful touchdown, completed in an incomplete or non-ideal manner, but alas - the ball was taken over the goal line, so some points will be given. Just like that person stumbling through the difficult move, and not getting the full score for it.

      Is it just the complex scoring system that scares/offends you? Here is an explanation of the new scoring system. It's really not nearly as "subjective" as you think; I don't think the athletes would mind much if the technical scores were determined by a compute

    7. Re:you're missing that style=strength by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
      the burden of proof is on you, as Webster Backs me up.

      1 a: a source of diversion : recreation b: sexual play c (1): physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2): a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in

      "Physical activity engaged in for pleasure" - "recreation" - sounds like throwing a frisbee to a dog to me.

    8. Re:you're missing that style=strength by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      Why do you care whether someone thinks like you do or not?

      Step back a sec - am I communicating with a child here? You keep putting things in my mouth, trying to find strawmans that don't exist, and now this? I care just as much as you do, as we're both continuing the discussion. There is absolutely no point in you asking this question of me, as to ask the question means you are displaying the same "care" as I am, and thus you can answer the question yourself.

      Again, scoring gymnastics has a subjective component. If you don't think so then YOU are the one who doesn't understand the rules.

      Again, it doesn't matter whether or not it has a subjective component.

      The only arguments that seem to have been "completely obliterated" are yours that gymnastics is scored objectively.

      Do you skip entire sections of what I've written? How many times do I have to repeat that it doesn't matter whether or not it is subjective, because the definition (not mine, Webster's) doesn't state that such a definition requires purely objective scoring. Hell, for that matter, the word "sport" doesn't require scoring of any nature at all.

      Are you frightened by the idea of boxing being a sport as well? The scoring for boxing is just as "subjective," after all...

  117. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot readers actually HAVE wives/girlfriends....

  118. Imperials have entered the base! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, an American, call this heavy on meth? Get your metric system straight!

  119. Judge Dread! by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally I think the Summer Olympics are lame. Easily cut out half the "sports"...

    However as to judges, I would dissagree and say that most if not all sports have judges. They might just be called referees. They judge that the rules are followed and have impact on the outcome.

    OK and just to get people going here is my list on non sports:

    #1) Syncro Swimming. - wtf is that all about?
    #2) Ribbon dancing. - I don't even care that it isn't called that
    #3) Rowing, Sailing, etc... - how about canoing, or hand gliding, etc...
    #4) Running is a sport, but do we really need a 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900, 1000 etc... How about 3. A short one. A medium one. A long one. Done.
    #5) Ballroom dancing. - need I explain?
    #6) Women's Beach Volley - is a sport. and hot.
    #7) Hurtles? Isn't that just running with some jumping?
    #8) Long Jump - Sure we will call that a sport. same goes with high jump.
    #9) Pole Vault - not sure where the heck it came from but I would cut that one out.
    #10) Missing sport I would like to see. Random large obstacle course with no preview. Now that would be hard to train for and fun to watch!
    #11) Shot put and Javelin - Sure we will call 'em sports for now. Discus is pushin' it though.
    #12) Sport Sports are sports. Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, Soccer, etc...
    #13) Diving is ok I guess
    #14) Water Polo Is a sport
    #15) Badmington might be a sport, but it is a dumb one.
    #16) Boxing is a sport, and I say throw in UFA as well!
    #17) Cycling and Horse riding do not equal sports. Like the above they are just different modes of transportation. Lets have NASCAR and Blimp races next.
    #18) I say Fencing is a sport
    #19) Trampoline? - Come on!
    #20) Hockey and Judo are sports (even if only field hockey)
    #21) Where is Lacrosse?
    #22) Shooting and Archery I say are Sports so there!
    #23) Table Tennis. - See Badminton
    #24) Trialtholon, has cycling, but I will let it go as it is a combo event!
    #25) Weighlifting and Wrestling are sports.
    #26) Golf is not a sport. But Rugby is.
    #27) Squash and Cricket and croquet - lame.
    #28) Skatebording is not a sport.
    #29) Speed walking. - Have you watched that crap. lol.
    #30) Gymnastics are a sport, but not the artsy fartsy ones.
    #31) Handball? - See Squash.
    #32) Mountain and BMX also not sports.
    #33) Kayacking - See Rowing

    Flame on!

  120. Classy Taco, Real Classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You usually appear to be a pretty bright guy. Your sexist remark really sucks and I agree with other posters who said that "stuff like this is what makes the technology sector dominated by males. It's just stupid and you should admit it. Why you would insult your female readers like this is beyond me.

  121. You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BWAHAHAHA...Slashdot reader...wife...
    BWAHAHAHAHA

  122. Scorring the ribbon twirling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, the ribbon twirling thing is hot.

  123. Re:No mud by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    I don't think the guys would go for either.

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  124. Slashdot is all about judging by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    Judging politicians, scientists, CEOs - you name it! We even judge each other. In fact, I'll probably get marked a troll because someone disagrees with me.

    Why would judges in the Olympics bother slashdotters?

  125. Give them all gold, for all I care by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I've never really cared for the Olympics, probably because I don't see the value in practicing a judged sport as a career, but I'm freakin' WEIRD!

    So you're from an unfavored part of the world and you can run real fast in a circle... hmm, no other saleable skills, eh ? Great, just great! *BLAM*

    So you're a short little girl who couldn't pass grade school, but you can do twirly jumps on ice skates to dead old music... hmm, couldn't even cut it as a stripper, eh ? *BLAM*

    I don't even think too highly of TV sports like hockey and ThatGayLittleGameWithStewiesHead, but I still consider most olympic sports beneath them. After all, it takes at least some brains to outplay a team of drunken 250lb stick-wielding lummoxes, which is more than I can say about the olympics.

    Luge, anyone ?

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  126. Stop by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    And support your point or admit you can't. I said "Find ONE source that specifically says Rhythmic Gymnastics is not gymnastics, and I'll concede your point." and you didn't.

    "I'm saying that until you came and started dicking around, everyone was using "gymnastics" to mean "artistic gymnastics."

    Then you came and started playing word games."

    HEY FUCKWIT, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ATTEMPTED TO SAY RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS ARE NOT GYMNASTICS. Is that not a "word game", or does "word game" mean "used the correct definition" to you?

    Lastly, I wasn't talking about "everyone" guy, I was talking about what YOU said, and why YOU were wrong. If there were others who were also wrong, my statement applies to them too.

    However, the fact that you were ALL wrong doesn't do a fucking thing to make YOU less wrong, no matter how many times you claim "everyone was using "gymnastics" to mean "artistic gymnastics."

    You were wrong, you got called on it, and instead of being a man about how obviously wrong you were, you tried to defend a stupid position by supporting it with stupid reasoning.

    1. Re:Stop by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      OK.

      Claim 1: When I said "gymnastics" I meant "artistic gymnastics." This is true, and I've repeatedly make this point, and I've explained why.

      Claim 2: "Artistic gymnastics" does not include "rhythmic gymnastics." This is also true by definition.

      Thus, when I said "gymnastics," I was not using a term that included "rhythmic gymnastics."

      Claim A: You used "gymnastics" to mean "set of activities which has 'artistic gymnastics' as a proper subset." This is true, and I've acknowledged that.

      Claim B: "Rhythmic gymnastics" is, in fact, a subset of what you meant by "gymnastics." Again, I acknowledged this in the post you just responded to.

      Claim C: You asked me if "rhythmic gymnastics" is a subset of "gymnastics." This is also true.

      Claim D: When you asked, I had been using "gymnastics" to mean "artistic gymnastics" (see conclusion above after Claim 2).

      Claim E: When someone is using a term, and you start using a homograph of the term, the correct assumption is that the homograph is actually the original term the first speaker was using. Do we disagree on this? I think this is reasonable.

      Therefore, when you started using "gymnastics" after I used "gymnastics," it was proper for me to assume that what you were asking about was the same "gymnastics" that I was referring to.

      Therefore, I properly assumed you meant "artistic gymnastics" by "gymnastics."

      Therefore I was correct when I said "rhythmic gymnastics" is not a subset of "gymnastics."

      Now, where do we disagree? Then perhaps we can resolve this.

      I only see us disagreeing at Claim E (and I think that would make you an unreasonable speaker of any language) or Claim 1 (which means I'm a liar).

      To counter your argument against Claim 1, I ask you to look at my history on Digg (KyleGoetz), Slashdot, or anywhere else on the net, and you will find that I have a history of veracity (when I'm not joking or shouting memes). Ask people who know me on Slashdot. See my positive karma. Investigate.

      When my character is impugned I respond. And you have repeatedly verbally assaulted me, impugning my character by calling me a "fuckwit" because you don't seem to understand that "gymnastics" doesn't always mean "set of activities including rhythmic gymnastics and artistic gymnastics."

      For Christ's sake, I studied gymnastics, I'd think I know.

    2. Re:Stop by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      "Therefore, when you started using "gymnastics" after I used "gymnastics," it was proper for me to assume that what you were asking about was the same "gymnastics" that I was referring to."

      No, it's never "proper" to assume, especially when your use of the term is incorrect in the first place.

      "Therefore, I properly assumed you meant "artistic gymnastics" by "gymnastics."?"

      NO, you JUST assumed it,m because that's what YOU thought, but YOU were wrong.

      "Therefore I was correct when I said "rhythmic gymnastics" is not a subset of "gymnastics.""

      That statement is never correct, no matter how you attempt to frame it, so no, you were not correct.

      "Now, where do we disagree?"

      We disagree on two main points 1) You think your assumptions were correct and valid. They were not, assumptions rarely are that's why you're encouraged to avoid making them. 2) rhythmic gymnastics is a subset of gymnastics. You are trying to manufacture a scenario where that is not the case, but such scenario, while it may exist in theory (I have no idea when that would be), is not present here. YOU decided that YOUR use of the word "gymnastics" was something different than the stated definition of "gymnastics" and based on YOUR incorrect asumptions and attempts to redefine a word, you're arguing that you're right.

      I'm arguing that anyone who claims that "rhythmic gymnastics" is not a subset of gymnastics is a fool.

      And I'm irrefutably right.

      "understand that "gymnastics" doesn't always mean "set of activities including rhythmic gymnastics and artistic gymnastics.""

      And I never claimed it did, MY claim was that "rhythmic gymnastics is a subset of gymnastics" and apart from specious "reasoning" you have yet to demonstrate that it isn't.

      "For Christ's sake, I studied gymnastics, I'd think I know."

      And yet you don't, argument from authority, so your ignorance, by your own admission, is that much worse.

  127. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    You opine that NASCAR drivers (well, any race car driver for that matter) just sit there doing very little in the way of being "physically active"? This just shows that you know nothing about the demands required of the drivers. This is not simply sitting in a car seat and getting clubbed while playing Mario Brothers. Your confession of guilt also makes your judgment that much more dubious. You can be against NASCAR all you want (it's an easy target, like I already stated) but your disdain towards it doesn't change the physics involved in piloting a race car.

  128. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by lilomar · · Score: 1

    What physics are those? What is it that NASCAR drivers do makes them physically active?

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  129. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Watch a broadcast if you really must know. Drive a rear-wheel drive sports car with a manual transmission to the verge of losing traction, then break traction, recovering the vehicle without hitting anything (do this at anywhere between 100-200 mph). Steer a 3,500 pound car with 800 hp around a 25 degree banked surface, surrounded by 42 other cars doing the same (without hitting anything). Do this for 3 hours straight, then come back and tell us how that is NOT physically active. Search You Tube for Carl Edwards, and tell me those guys are physically active (no fair you-tubing Tony Stewart though).

  130. Re:I'd tend to agree with Hemingway by lilomar · · Score: 1

    Once again, that sounds demanding, but not active. You know, 'active' where a lot of motion is involved?

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  131. No, it's a fantasy. by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

    I saw the woman responsible for making this change speak. She described that the way that they made that change in computer science enrollment was by focusing on changing perspective and creating a community where women felt comfortable being part of the program.
    By looking at the numbers, it seems that worked.

    Only 11-14 % of the applicants were women in all of the years the study cited.

    30-40% of the female applicants were accepted, while only 9-25% of the male applicants were. The percentage of male applicants who were accepted dropped every year, from 25% in 1995 to 9% in 2000.

    She described that the way that they made that change in computer science enrollment was by focusing on changing perspective and creating a community where women felt comfortable being part of the program.

    No. They made that change by making women more likely to be admitted than men, and making them more likely to get financial aid.

    If you keep looking, you'll also find out that women were more likely to transfer out of the CS program. This matches what I've seen quite well... In a freshman CS classroom, about half the students will be female. By the time these students reach their junior year, only a handful of the girls will be left (who will usually be the ones who know what they're doing, and finish). There will be plenty of attrition in the male ranks too, but nowhere near that much.

    I'm sick of citations of studies in which the reported "conclusion" conflicts with the statistics.

    Yes, there are very intelligent and talented women in the field of computer science. These people are not likely to make up half the field, or even a third of it, any time soon, no matter what the XKCD guy and lonely geeks everywhere want.

  132. Easy to be cynical by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    It's easy to sit around and post on Slashdot and be cynical. It's harder to dedicate your life to becoming the absolute best athlete at a given sport or skill, and that is the heart of the Olympics.

    Do all those things happen around the Olympics? Sure. Are they the purpose? Not at all.

    I know 3 out of the 5 U.S. whitewater slalom athletes in Beijing (plus many who barely missed the chance to go) and I can assure you there is nothing glamorous or rich or corrupt about their pursuit of excellence. The U.S. men's K1 athlete makes a modest living constructing prosthetics for injured soldiers when he's not in training sessions 12 times a week.

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  133. While I don't like the Olympics... by Sweeneybird · · Score: 1

    ...even less do I like your tacit assumption that only men or lesbians read Slashdot. "Now I'm sure that no Slashdot reader will intentionally watch any "sport" that has judges determine the winner, but their wives/girlfriends might seize control of the remote because they want to know who is the best at that ribbon-twirling thing." As a straight woman who works in technology, I get increasingly tired of being invisible. You were trying to be funny, I get that, but I have read things that were funny, and this was not funny.

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  134. dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, watching nubile athletic girls contort themselves does it for me.

    Dude, she's 12.

  135. And What's Wrong with Ice Dance? by grizzlycub · · Score: 1

    That aside, Ice Dancing. Seriously.

    It's hard, unbelievably hard. It's close order team work, at speed, with sharp blades with pointy ends on them on your feet.You can't appreciate ice dance until you've seen it done by people of less than Olympic caliber-when you can see all the details that go into building that speed and team work. Olympians make it look easy. For some top notch ice dancing I recommend you look on YouTube at UK champions Kerr & Kerr's free dance at 2008 Worlds--robot love--it was great, imaginative, pushed the envelope in lifts, spins, and carries.

  136. EASY CALCULATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The system could calculate:

    a) from 0 to 5, and
    b) from 5 down to 0,

    This way, a + b could be up to 10.

    Simple...

  137. Wow, that's a high score. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now for the judges scores:

    Germany: 9.4
    USA: 8.5
    France: 3.5
    Japan: 9
    Sayian: "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  138. Boxing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the point is that anything that needs judges is not a sport, due to it being subjectively instead of objectively scored.

    Dammit, I agree completely that anything judged cannot be a sport. Except that I also know in the depths of my soul that boxing is the most pure of sports. How do I resolve this conundrum?

  139. Ice Dancing not a bad geek sport by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Ice dancing is not that bad a choice as a geek sport, expecially for guy geeks, although I once saw an ice dancing photo of a girl geek -- the current Secretary of State -- proving that ice dancing is a geek sport.

    I mean this seriously in the sense that karate is probably also a geek sport. Yes, there is a degree of physical aptitude required, but the whole point of karate or other martial arts is not that one is successful by virtue of raw athletic talent as seems to be the path taken in ball sports or track, but through a combination of mental discipline, training, and intellectual insights, one is able to accomplish feats that one would think would require raw strength.

    From a guy-geek perspective, ice dance partnering is the closest contact one is going to get with women until the rest of one's social skill catch up with your ice dance instruction. And yes, ice dance is everything you described it to be, along with developing an intuitive understanding of Newtonian mechanics in coordinate frames that are highly non-inertial owing to rotations about multiple axes. You are going to have to master non-inertial coordinate frames to get passing marks in something called the European Waltz.

    Also from a guy-geek perspective, solo ice dance practice only gets you so far, and at some point you are going to have to figure out how to relate to a female-type person in a non-inertial frame. Once you master that, just about all of your other interactions with a woman that you need to be in some kind of cooperative relationship -- a friend, a coworker, a girl friend, a wife -- will take place in an inertial coordinate frame where action and reaction is much easier to understand.

    But the Olympics? I don't know, I think it is ruining the sport. To make it more "sport like", every year it looks more and more like karate, and in defense of karate, do they even have that in the Olympics or is karate able to conduct itself purely for its own sake and the satisfaction of maintaining an art rather than having judging and competition and all of the garbage that goes with that.

    1. Re:Ice Dancing not a bad geek sport by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... I once saw an ice dancing photo of a girl geek -- the current Secretary of State -- proving that ice dancing is a geek sport ...

      Geeks have a secretary of state now? And she's a woman?

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  140. We're not all male and str8 in the tech state! by cycadia · · Score: 1

    Mmm gratuitous sexist comment on a tech site... with bonus heterosexism! Well colour me surprised. Guh. Dude, stick to talking about tech which you know best, please.

  141. Secretary of State by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Yeah, some people think she is totally hot, but I think a case can be made that Condi Rice is a geek. Former Stanford Provost, hobby is playing classical music on the piano.

    There was this picture on a Web site of a young Condi Rice with an absolute toothpick physique skating what looks like the Dutch Waltz with an ice dance partner.

  142. It isn't all that rare by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    Consider shots taken close to the buzzer, whether or not a foul has been committed, etc. All sports have the same problems. The difference is of extent, not of kind.