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  1. Re:Ripoff? on Apple Laptop Upgrades Costing 200% More Than Dells · · Score: 1

    The article discusses upgrades at time of purchase. Adding RAM, larger HD, etc. to a Dell at the time of purchase is considerably cheaper than the equivalent upgrade to a new Mac. The base model Dell is typically cheaper and better specced than the equivalent Mac too.

    Ohhh, but the user experience, it's worth it to run OS X instead of Vista. I'd gladly pay a 200% markup to run OS X. Yeah, right.

    Could be worse though, I live in Australia where Apple prices have remained high despite the drop in the value of the US dollar. The Australian dollar is now worth almost one US dollar. Dell prices reflect this with near identical prices for equivalent Dell hardware on the US and Australian Dell websites. Apple prices remain 30-40% higher in Australia. eg. base model MacBook $US1,099 vs. $AU1,499.

    $AU1,499 can buy you a really insanely good computer. Or an entry level MacBook.

    Perhaps I'm missing something. Cost of shipping. That'd be it. It must be really expensive to ship from those factories in China and South East Asia all the way to Australia. Uh huh.

  2. Re:2 Numbers / 1 Phone? on Nokia's Cellphone Anthropologist · · Score: 1

    My brother ordered a phone online. Plays music, video, games, etc. The feature that appealed to him was 2 SIM card slots. Personal and work phone accounts both accessed through the same device. Clear indication on screen of the account receiving a call. Easily call via either account. He has it configured to automatically divert the work number to voice mail outside office hours.

    Chinese. Brand I've never heard of. Happy Joy Laughing Monster Phone or something like that. I could ask him, but what's the point of Google if you're just going to ask friends and family. I leave it as an exercise to reader. Ask Google. Better yet, use Google to find my brother, then ask him yourself. Extra points if you find either of the numbers for his phone and call him.

  3. Re:what does this have to do with ubuntu? on OEMs Looking to Ubuntu for Netbook Market · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My macbook is a closed system of open APIs. The implementation is closed source but the APIs are documented.

    My w2k VM is a blackbox. I don't have a clue what it is doing or why or how to change it. The implementation is closed source but the APIs are documented.
  4. Swiss Man Dies With Jet Powered Wing on Swiss Man Flies With Jet Powered Wing · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if God had intended us to fly he'd have given us jet powered wings. Probably with with jets. Powered jets. attached to maybe some wings. Why do you think Swiss cheese is full of holes anyway? Frickin jet power, that's why. Jet powered cheese wings. It just ain't right. That's all I have to say.

  5. Re:Reading the frackin article..... on Fedora 9 a Bit Behind the Curve On Installation · · Score: 1

    He said, 'frackin'. Tee hee. Frackin. That's a polite form of 'fucking' which, where I live, is what a bloke with tickets on himself says when he means 'cunting'.

    Reading the cunting article....

  6. Re:Same question as always? on Hardy Heron Making Linux Ready for the Masses? · · Score: 1

    There is no point in developing a version of AutoCad for Linux until there are enough Linux users demanding a version of AutoCad and I'm not switching to Linux until they release a version of AutoCad for Linux and there's no point in developing a version of AutoCad for Linux until ......

  7. Re:By the power of Grayskull... on Experts Hack Power Grid in Less Than a Day · · Score: 1

    Most US Americans ..... like such as ..... the Iraq.

  8. Re:Ummm, I don't get it. on Psychologists Don't Know Math · · Score: 1

    You probably chose a goat. (2/3)
    Monty definitely chose a goat.
    The remaining door is probably the car. (2/3)

  9. Re:By the power of Grayskull... on Experts Hack Power Grid in Less Than a Day · · Score: 1

    "of" is not a verb.

  10. Re:Ignoramus Headline on Climate Change Finally Impacts Important Industry · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that the price I pay for beer in Australia is not so much related to the price and availability of locally grown barley as to Americans growing corn to make a shitful substitute for petrol? Uh huh.

  11. Re:Input requested on What's The Perfect Balance For a Budget Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Actually the RS-232 standard was ratified by Electronic Industries Alliance (EIA), god was not involved.

  12. turd burgler on Charlton Heston's Impact On Sci-Fi · · Score: -1, Troll

    ssa

  13. Re:what would Microsoft do if UMP's went ARM or PP on Microsoft Extends XP For Low-Cost Laptops · · Score: 1

    There are existing Linux distributions for non x86 hardware. I've used Yellow Dog and Debian on PPC Mac hardware. There's a PPC flavour of Ubuntu, though it's now community maintained presumably because Apple stopped manufacturing PPC hardware. I've seen Ubuntu running on a PS3 recently. The Cell processor isn't x86. I assume there are binary distros for ARM too though I'd have to Google for that and that would involve opening another browser tab and I just can't be bothered.

    You know what the real obstacle is? Flash for Linux is only available as a binary compiled for x86. Since a lot of pr0n sites use Flash video now I don't see anybody selling hardware without Flash support.

  14. A 'plastic printer'.... on Using X-ray Radiography To Reveal Ancient Insects · · Score: 1

    ...which is, of course, a 'printer' which makes a 3D object out of 'plastic' as distinct from the more common plastic printer which.....oh never mind.

  15. I was an only twin. on Identical Twins Not Identical After All · · Score: 1

    I was an only twin for some time and observed that I was more identical than my sibling, who had a curious tendency to lurk in dark places cursing under his breath. He had appalling dental hygiene and was slightly taller despite his stoop. Eventually I traded him in on a second hand Volkswagen.

  16. But however. on Opera Screeches at Mozilla Over Security Disclosure · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    At the risk of offending Opera users and gay people I'd have to say that Opera is gay. Also, Mozilla has the giant lizard monster. What does Opera have? A big letter 'O'. And maybe some dried fish. And Norway? You can't get there from here.

  17. Re:Cock on Microsoft Responds to 'Save XP' Petition · · Score: 1

    Yup, unless you have a G3 or a G4 slower than 867MHz in which case you can't install Leopard. Not really the point I was almost sort of making in my own peculiar flamebaity fashion. XP has been with us for 7 years. Vista is a big change. Change is bad. Vista is bad. Even if it's good it's different so it's bad. I don't mind it. It's Windows. Same shit different smell or something like that.

  18. Cock on Microsoft Responds to 'Save XP' Petition · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I remember struggling with sulking bitch art friends who clung desperately to OS9 for years after the release of OSX because "OS9 is better", "it's more intuitive", "OSX is confusing", "why did they have to change everything around?", "why do I have a home directory?", "why do I have to login?", "I deleted a file called mach_kernel to free up some space and now my computer won't boot", "it's not fair, wah wah wah".

    Of course OSX is better than OS9 but it's different and if you've spent years getting used to the old way of doing things it might take a little while to work that out. Old habits are hard to break.

    So Vista is different to XP and it requires more memory and it doesn't work with your old laser printer. Harden the fuck up.

  19. Re:Amazonian Overlords???? on Sperm Made From Female Bone Marrow, Men Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    Overbiatches.

  20. Welcome to gay town.... on Microsoft Launches IT Superhero Comic · · Score: 1

    ...population you.

  21. A wise man once said..... on Understanding Art for Geeks · · Score: 1

    "If you want to call it art, yeah, okay, you can call it what you like. As far as I'm concerned, 'Art' is just short for 'Arthur.'"

    Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones.

  22. Re:Classist Apple? Anti-egaliitarian IBM tolls? on Apple Crippled Its DTrace Port · · Score: 1

    1. Storm the Winter Palace.
    2. Overthrow the oppressive capitalist patriarchy.
    3. Profit.

  23. Re:Wonderful! on SPARQL Graduates to W3C Recommendation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? I was wondering how I could use it to get girls.

  24. Cock on Apple Announces MacBook Air · · Score: 0, Troll

    MacFanboy1> Is that the new MacBook Air in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
    MacFanboy2> Hey, let's have anal sex and then go to the Apple Store to buy new iPods!
    MacFanboy1> We could go there in my new Volkswagen.
    MacFanboy2> Holy crap I want to smoke some cock, but first I'll call all our friends on my new iPhone.

  25. Apple Air Biscuit on Apple Announces MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    Pay more, get less. Hooray fuck. I'm buying a Dell.