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  1. I think it's time for you.... on A "Bill of Lights" to Restrict LEDs on Gadgets? · · Score: 1

    ....to harden the fuck up.

  2. Re:SpeedBall on Top 10 'Most Influential' Amiga Games · · Score: 1

    Icecream!

  3. Re:Comparisons to other recent sandbox games on GTA IV Information Leaked From Game Informer · · Score: 1

    Verticality!

  4. Attacked by ninjas on Is KDE 4.0 the Holy Grail of Desktops? · · Score: 1

    I think KDE should be attacked by ninjas. Or giant squirrels. Or eaten by a bear.

    I've never much cared for the bouncy mouse pointer. Which you can turn off. For that alone, ninjas.

  5. Re:Ironic on New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics · · Score: 1

    That's not irony, it's poor hygiene.

  6. easy... on What to Do When Your Security is Breached · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Burn the place to the ground, kill everyone, start again.

  7. Re:I've been wondering... on Apple and LG plan Flash Laptops · · Score: 1

    Regular hard drives last forever?

  8. Stay home.... on Gadgets You Backpack Around the World With? · · Score: 1

    I traveled once. It was awful. Couldn't find a decent cup of coffee anywhere and I had to leave all my cool stuff and my friends at home. And you know what you find overseas? A bunch of foreigners itching to go on holiday. What's so good about overseas if everyone who lives there wants to leave?

  9. This book is unsuggested. on Designing With Web Standards · · Score: 1, Interesting
  10. Re:Devouring? on Beginning Python: From Novice to Professional · · Score: 1

    written in blood: 42,500,000 hits.

  11. Easy on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 1

    I follow the same basic template for all my professional correspondence. I assure you it works a treat.

    Dear Cunt,

    [insert shit you want to say]

    Fuckfully yours,

    [insert name]

    I'm releasing that shit into the public domain. Go nuts.

  12. Flock? on Flock, the New Browser on the Block · · Score: 1

    Flock off.

  13. SAP rhymes with crap.... on Unreliable Linux Dumped from Crest Electronics · · Score: 0, Troll

    ....coincidence? I think not.

  14. Absolute disaster waiting to happen on Wireless Devices Could Foil Hijack Attempts · · Score: 1

    OK, so if I so much as think about turning on my phone during a flight the aircraft will immediately burst into flames and plummet to the ground killing all on board. I think maybe it also homes in on the nearest school bus. GPS or somethings. Everybody knows that, it's in the brochure.

    And so in the unlikely event that the plane is overrun by terrorists I would say that for sure the moment a flight attendant activates the wirless warning device it's all over. Chalk up a win to the rising threat of international terrorism.

  15. Re:The Fall on Game Scripting With Python · · Score: 1
    my powers of coding are unstoppable
    Python 2.3.5 (#2, May 4 2005, 08:51:39)
    [GCC 3.3.5 (Debian 1:3.3.5-12)] on linux2
    Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
    >>> pront "Hello World"
      File "<stdin>", line 1
        pront "Hello World"
                          ^
    SyntaxError: invalid syntax
  16. Re:I drink to your health Mario on Happy Birthday Mario · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that in the rest of the world you can drink in bars when you're 14 and have non-consensual intercourse with carpet snakes and all sorts of good stuff. Big it up for the rest of the world, without which none of this would have been possibles.

  17. Re:"Scripting" language on Best Language for Beginner Programmers? · · Score: 1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again....

    Remember kids, the difference b/w a scripting language and a programming language is that a scripting language is a programming language whereas a programming language is a programming language.

  18. Re:debian on GCC 4.0.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I'm running Debian and I had to use the binary installer for Mono 1.0.6. Later binaries don't work, glibc version problem. The only packages available are in testing, don't know which version and no gtk-sharp, but I'm targetting Sarge. Are you using testing or perhaps some other package repository?

  19. Claire. It's a family name. on CDDL Project Leader on the CDDL · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, it's a fat girl's name.

  20. Re:American Screenwriter on Hitchhiker's Movie is Bad, says Adams Biographer · · Score: 1

    In Australia we more or less get English humour, though we tend to find the English a little wet behind the ears, and we certainly do like to swear a lot. So, and I do mean this in the nicest possible way .......

    Go fuck yourself you obnoxious American cunt, an Australian.

  21. I cannot English on A Plasmonic Revolution for Computer Chips? · · Score: 1

    fiber optic cables can carry huge amounts of data, but are much bigger in size, but smaller in Cleveland.

    Boom boom.

  22. Cool. on Night Vision Scope From Scavenged Parts · · Score: 1

    It's pretty neat to read about a Darwin award winner *before* he blows himself up.

  23. Re:Reflections from the Author on Doom 3 vs. Source: Comparing Engines · · Score: 1

    The debate is similar to the Republicans and Democratic parties where you just can't win.

    What are you talking about? They're all arseholes. I win.

  24. Re:RMS's choice on Ubuntu Linux Live CD Release · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you are thinking of UTOTO which RMS mentioned in this interview.

  25. Re:Ah - "her" car maybe? on Lexus Computers Infected Via Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    Aahhhaaahhahahhhh, I speling mistake.

    Knowing that automatically makes you gay.