I would gladly show you how to assemble a vinyl playback system for less than $1000 USD that would trounce a comparably priced CD playback system if only it were possible. I would also like to show you how I can walk through walls and fly like a bird and I've built this interesting little machine that runs forever and gets faster and faster with no external power source and I can bend space and time using the force of my will. Cock.
I'll tell that what I use it for if you don't send me a copy of Vista. I'm a using it to download some porn. And I'm a using it to download some porn. And now I'm playing solitaire while I download some porn. And I'm using it to download some porn.
I can prove this. Using science. Not actual science in the scientific sense but that other science, like when those Jesus freaks tell you the world was created on a Tuesday afternoon in late April, 3012 BC and is held together with sticky tape and toenail clippings. Why do you think Apple switched to Intel? So they could re-skin Vista and pass it off as an operating system in great cat's clothing. Damn cats. Did you ever see that movie The Puma Man? That guy with the powers of a puma which curiously included flying, teleportation and sensing imminent danger. Well Vista/Leopard is just like that, only a little buggy and not so popular with the punters. That's all I have to say on the matter.
....the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.
Maybe at least a few of the cameras are connected to something, maybe recording equipment like a VCR. Maybe even two VCRs. Perhaps they have a guy check the tapes, you know, for crimes. And guys don't come for free. There'd be some cables involved too. Couple of cables per camera. And the cables to the VCR(s). And it's England so there'd be a tea lady, you think the tea lady works for free? The hidden costs of surveillance, oh yeah.
.... on a motherfucking Photonic Laser Thruster. I'm not reading the article and I don't give a shit who wants to thrust what where but that wins my award for the best name ever in the history of technology that might facilitate STL interplanetary travel. Snakes. Fuck yeah.
OK, just had a lazy hands-up-who-played-D&D in the office and I can say for sure that if you care about the new edition you probably cared about the old edition and if you cared about the old edition you are probably a lonely bearded twit who gets around in one of those crazy long jackets that doesn't make you look like Neo no matter what you might think and I went to school with this guy who was mad keen on D&D and had all the books and the twenty bazillion sided +20 dice of indivisibility and all that crap and he turned out to be a wooly-woofter so I'd say D&D is gay.
Fat people should be killed and eaten by thin people. They take up too much space. And they smell bad. Also, I am worried about super models. They are too thin and too pretty. People who are too thin and too pretty should be killed and eaten by regular looking thin people. Ugly people should also be killed. And eaten. I envisage a world of OK looking thin cannibals. Cannibals are my new peer group.
Damn straight, because an altruistic act for the benefit of underprivileged children in developing nations is totally bullshit and poor kids can just fuck right off.
Seriously though, I thought the "buy two, get one" plan that was suggested in the early days of the OLPC project was great. Shame they canned that.
Slashdot Mirror
....start again. And free donuts for all.
I would gladly show you how to assemble a vinyl playback system for less than $1000 USD that would trounce a comparably priced CD playback system if only it were possible. I would also like to show you how I can walk through walls and fly like a bird and I've built this interesting little machine that runs forever and gets faster and faster with no external power source and I can bend space and time using the force of my will. Cock.
That's not irony, it's coincidence.
.....you gotta eat your own dog shit.
Oh, and just in case that ad is rotated, here is the aforementioned pic of Bill.
This ad zapped.
Ha ha. Ha. Haaaaaaa. Titter. Tee hee.
Cory Ass King.
I'll tell that what I use it for if you don't send me a copy of Vista. I'm a using it to download some porn. And I'm a using it to download some porn. And now I'm playing solitaire while I download some porn. And I'm using it to download some porn.
But there's a wikipedia article on fishing - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishing. Now we start to appreciate Negroponte's true genius.
I can prove this. Using science. Not actual science in the scientific sense but that other science, like when those Jesus freaks tell you the world was created on a Tuesday afternoon in late April, 3012 BC and is held together with sticky tape and toenail clippings. Why do you think Apple switched to Intel? So they could re-skin Vista and pass it off as an operating system in great cat's clothing. Damn cats. Did you ever see that movie The Puma Man? That guy with the powers of a puma which curiously included flying, teleportation and sensing imminent danger. Well Vista/Leopard is just like that, only a little buggy and not so popular with the punters. That's all I have to say on the matter.
....I uhhhh. Oh fuck it.
You read Slashdto, But you asked that question. But you read Slashdot. But you asked that question. But .........
That looked just like a negative reality inversion. Or suffink.
Is there a Linux version? No.
Is Apple evil? Yes.
The govt. doesn't print money, it prints legal tender.
10 years of my life I will never get back.
....the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.
Maybe at least a few of the cameras are connected to something, maybe recording equipment like a VCR. Maybe even two VCRs. Perhaps they have a guy check the tapes, you know, for crimes. And guys don't come for free. There'd be some cables involved too. Couple of cables per camera. And the cables to the VCR(s). And it's England so there'd be a tea lady, you think the tea lady works for free? The hidden costs of surveillance, oh yeah.
cock.
.... on a motherfucking Photonic Laser Thruster. I'm not reading the article and I don't give a shit who wants to thrust what where but that wins my award for the best name ever in the history of technology that might facilitate STL interplanetary travel. Snakes. Fuck yeah.
Dear Slashdot,
OK, just had a lazy hands-up-who-played-D&D in the office and I can say for sure that if you care about the new edition you probably cared about the old edition and if you cared about the old edition you are probably a lonely bearded twit who gets around in one of those crazy long jackets that doesn't make you look like Neo no matter what you might think and I went to school with this guy who was mad keen on D&D and had all the books and the twenty bazillion sided +20 dice of indivisibility and all that crap and he turned out to be a wooly-woofter so I'd say D&D is gay.
The End.
.... is a fat cock shoved up its hairy white ass.
Foil made of tin was commonly used before the development of aluminium foil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_foil
Hamburgers. No ham. It's a strange world in which we live.
I've been shitting in my trusty ol' tin foil hat for years.
Fat people should be killed and eaten by thin people. They take up too much space. And they smell bad. Also, I am worried about super models. They are too thin and too pretty. People who are too thin and too pretty should be killed and eaten by regular looking thin people. Ugly people should also be killed. And eaten. I envisage a world of OK looking thin cannibals. Cannibals are my new peer group.
Damn straight, because an altruistic act for the benefit of underprivileged children in developing nations is totally bullshit and poor kids can just fuck right off.
Seriously though, I thought the "buy two, get one" plan that was suggested in the early days of the OLPC project was great. Shame they canned that.
http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/TAC-2