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  1. Here's MY list on Programming Things I Wish I Knew Earlier · · Score: -1, Troll

    Programming Things I Wish I Knew Earlier

    1. Don't get into programming and do something else.
    2. Bathe periodically.
    3. Dried cum on your keyboard looks like donut glaze, but tastes radically different.
    4. Open Source is a great idea, but altruism doesn't pay the rent.
    5. Parents will eventually charge rent.
    6. You can't get your name removed from Diakantana's credits.
    7. CTL-C, CTL-V. Took me 15 years until someone showed me that shortcut.
    8. The sun, it burns.
    9. As far as your family is concerned, "network admin," "programming," "database management," ... to them, it's all "computers."
    10. Linux sucks.

  2. Yay, a link to a blog on The Best Video Games On Awful Systems · · Score: -1

    Submission: The lamest blog lists on failed news sites.

    1. The Best Video Games on Awful Systems featured on Slashdot.

  3. Re:No, that's not allowed anymore. on A Million Kids Misdiagnosed with ADHD? · · Score: -1, Troll

    My fiance's son was recently accused of having ADHD by the social-workers masquerading as "teachers" at his school. See, unlike his older siblings, he doesn't LIKE school. It's not fun to him. He'd rather be outside running around, or shootin' zombies on the PS3, or just hanging out with Mom.

    Yes, because when you deal with 150 children every single day, every single year, full-time, you know, for a living you couldn't possibly get good and diagnosing children's behavior thought experience or anything. All you slashtards will cry, "But buy but you can't beat experience, that's all that matters! Unless we're talking about some other career or somebody other than me. Then it doesn't apply."

    Hell, I'd like to be running around, or shootin' zombies on the PS3, or just hanging out with your wife. I only get to do the last one, and it costs me $20. But I have to WORK. So does your snot-nosed kid. What do you expect him to do at school, sit on his fat ass and play video games? Eventually he has to learn something, sorry that his childhood isn't all games and play. Some Chinese kid is bustin' his ass off right now and will own the franchise where your son is pushing a mop someday. Here's a hint for ya - that's not "Brave New World" it's the REAL WORLD ya lazy-ass excuse-laying moron.

  4. Re:Hmmm on Blizzard Sues Private Server Company, Awarded $88M · · Score: -1

    I do have a problem with the damages awarded though... I mean - How in the world did they come up with this figure?

    From wow.com:

    The total reward of $88,594,589 comes from $3,053,339 of inappropriate profits, $63,600 of attorney's fees, and $85,478,600 of statutory damages. Statutory damages are damages required by law that are increased for willful and commercially based infringement. Scapegaming may appeal the amount.

  5. Re:Poll; what was the best game created on Doom 3? on id Software Demos Rage On iPhone, Releases Source Code For Two Games · · Score: -1

    Because that's cheap or something?

    There are so many kids going to college who want to be "graphic artists" that yeah, they're cheap. Choose a couple of the decent ones from this year's graduating class of two million and pay 'em a few bucks.

  6. Re:awesome! on FOSS RTS Game Glest Gets Revival — Enter Mega-Glest · · Score: -1

    The problem I've had with Spring is that it assumes you've played TA, which I haven't. The game is completely overwhelming and lacks a beginner's guide or tutorial. As with many FOSS games, the documentation sucks. Granted, it's been a while since I looked, and hopefully things have improved.

  7. Re:hmm on 'Old School' Arcade Still Popular In NYC · · Score: -1

    Hershey Park in PA has a decent number of old arcade machines in their center pavilion, but sadly each each there seems to be a few less.

  8. Re:Next step to prevent PC piracy on DRM-Free Game Suffers 90% Piracy, Offers Amnesty · · Score: -1

    I never would have bought BioShock 2 if I'd known you play as a Big Daddy.

    How do you get a computer and electricity under that rock where you live?

  9. I like it on Like Google's Chrome, Mozilla To Silently Update Firefox 4 · · Score: 0, Funny

    They're doing it right, by making it a toggle. Silent mode is perfect for Grandma, since every single damn dialogue box turns into a phone call for me.

    Man is she losing it. Last week she called me "Schtopi" (her nickname for my deceased grandfather) and tried to cup my balls.

  10. Re:Buzz also explained why 3D glasses are here to. on Why Bad 3D, Not 3D Glasses, Gives You Headaches · · Score: -1

    The Mummy was an okay film but a re-release won't save 3D.

  11. Re:Fair use? on Google's New Scheme To Avoid Unlicensed Music · · Score: -1, Troll

    That site is a damned mess.

  12. My advice on How Do You Manage Dev/Test/Production Environments? · · Score: -1

    You're still new. Get out and choose a new career before you lose too much retirement.

  13. Re:So P****d off right now... on No Dedicated Servers For CoD: Modern Warfare 2 · · Score: -1

    Do you bring your own PCs to this event? Why don't you set some dedicated servers at the event, maybe in a virtual machine if you don't want to haul the equipment around, connect and and play COD2 and Modern Warfare I in protest? If enough people are doing it, it'll gather attention.

  14. Re:Different Audiences? on Are Game Consoles Ruining DLC? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because part of the fun of playing multiplayer games is, you know, playing with other people. None of these freaking open source games ever have any players. I'm not bashing their quality, simply the degree of community acceptance.

  15. Re:You get what you pay for... on Why Should I Trust My Network Administrator? · · Score: -1, Troll

    awwwwww, somebody needs a hug.

    Glad I don't work with such an ineffectual whiner like you.

  16. You're correct to be paranoid on Why Should I Trust My Network Administrator? · · Score: -1

    You're correct to be paranoid, but that's just the shitty state of the industry that consumers of the service have allowed it degrade into. They have a specialty service and you either play by their crappy rules, or you do it yourself. Kind of like doctors, but without a Hippocratic oath. You could maybe set up some other terms, but then you'll have to pay for it with blood. It sucks, but what are the alternatives. We should demand better, yet we keep allowing this blind faith security hole to continue.

  17. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy on CoS Bigwig Likens Wikipedia Ban to Nazis' Yellow Star Decree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong. The Jews were persecuted because they were being used as a scapegoat. It wasn't legitimate and entirely made up.

    CoS is being "persecuted" here because of a pattern of repeatedly submitting shitting articles. I'd hope Wikipedia does more of this. It's a good step towards establishing legitimacy and reliability.

     

  18. Re:$31 for pressed CDs? on Amazon & TuneCore To Cut Out the RIAA Middleman · · Score: -1

    I don't think you understand the difference between lying and erroneous reporting.

  19. Re:IT Crowd on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 5, Funny

    BOSS - What do you know about computers?

    - Well, receiving emails, sending emails, clicking, double clicking, the internet... The list goes on...

    BOSS - What is that under my table?

    - Your ... secretary?

    BOSS - Now you know what you need to do to get a job around here!

  20. Re:I want to hear more... on Duke Nukem For Never · · Score: -1

    Well, somehow during all this they produced and released Prey. I found it to be a very enjoyable game. It seemed as though, being all aliens and spacey and all, that with some modification it could have been a decent Duke Nukem game. It actually got me kind of excited about DNF, thinking "Wow, Duke will be even better!"

  21. Re:Here's the answer.... on Why There's No iTunes For Movies · · Score: -1

    I worked at a music store back in the 80s to early 90s. The LP didn't die off, it was murdered.

    A retail clerk explaining how an industry works.

  22. Please explain the "criminal" comment to me on Robo-Arm Signatures Are Legal, Gov't Buys One · · Score: -1

    No doubt another example of unbiased "journalism" on slashdot. There's nothing in the article to indicate any sort of criminal or illegal activity.

  23. Re:Not Very Impressing on Open Source Shooter Nexuiz 2.5 Released · · Score: -1

    Spring highlights exactly what is wrong with open source games. It isn't documented worth shit, the interface is shit and there's no real single-player game. It assumes you've played Total Annihilation. It's the best diamond-shaped turd I've ever seen.

  24. Re:First PS on Open Source Shooter Nexuiz 2.5 Released · · Score: -1, Funny

    My anus hairs, sir, have a better ability to perceive humor than you.

  25. Re:Better than mplayer? on VLC 0.9.9, The Best Media Player Just Got Better · · Score: -1, Insightful

    yah it fuken rox