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CoS Bigwig Likens Wikipedia Ban to Nazis' Yellow Star Decree

We mentioned on Thursday that Wikipedia has banned edits originating from certain IP addresses belonging to the Church of Scientology; reader newtley writes now that Scientology leader (CEO and Chairman of the Board of the linked, but legally separate, Religious Technology Center) David Miscavige calls the ban "a 'despicable hate crime,' and asks, 'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?' During World War II, Hitler forced Jewish men, women and children to wear a a yellow cloth star bearing the word Jude to brand them in the streets of Europe, and in the Nazi death camps."

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  1. You know... by Hertne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember saying very close to the same thing quite a number of times to various people when I was... 10?

    1. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      is that you L Ron?

    2. Re:You know... by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a big difference between the actions taken by Wikipedia and the holocaust.

      There is nothing stopping the Scientologists from using their own channels. They are free to use whatever channel they like.

      It's more like a newspaper - the editor can chose to not publish an article on whatever grounds he like.

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    3. Re:You know... by stupid_is · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, it's alright for the CoS to forbid their followers from viewing certain websites but not alright for others to ban CoS from editing their sites? Hmm - somewhere in there I think there's a double standard (although I admit that the referenced article is rather unlikely to be unbiased, as is the wiki on the topic)

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    4. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember saying very close to the same thing quite a number of times to various people when I was... 10?

      Yup. Let me sum this up for the CoC:

      We have some crayons and a message board. All we ask is that you are responsible in what you write. Most people chose to write stuff that was helpful. Members of your group, using certain specific IP addresses, decided to take their Crayons and scribble Graffitti, slander, obvious lies, and make blatantly false alterations to other comments.

      So we took your crayons away. But it's ok, after naptime we'll let you have some juice and cookies. And when you grow up a little and start wearing Big Boy pants, you'll understand that it's a trivial matter to bypass IP-based bans.

    5. Re:You know... by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 1

      You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

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    6. Re:You know... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      R2-45 HIM NOW!!

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    7. Re:You know... by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please watch your sources. That site is obviously planted by lord Xenu to undermine the efforts of the great Church of Scientology.You shouldn't be quoting the guy who trapped all these dead souls on earth and enslaved the human race under the evil John Travolta... oh wait, I think I mixed up the Hubbard plots...

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    8. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was more entertaining was triggering the instant disconnect keywords in the scientology IRC channels. People would try guess the number of disconnects per keyword.

      Clambake

    9. Re:You know... by Hellpop · · Score: 1

      Yellow stars? Nah... Just put on t-shirts that say "I believe Xenu murdered millions with atomic weapons inside of Earth's volcanos and the spirits of those murdered are causing all our problems now!"

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    10. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?'
      No, but a little brass badge with L. Ron's portrait along with their e-meter rating would be nice. This way I'll know exactly how superior they are to me.

      Oh, and posting anonymously to avoid being harassed, sued, blackmailed or killed.

    11. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a big difference between the actions taken by Wikipedia and the holocaust.

      Understatement of the century :-)

    12. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a big difference between the actions taken by Wikipedia and the holocaust.

      There is nothing stopping the Scientologists from using their own channels. They are free to use whatever channel they like.

      It's more like a newspaper - the editor can chose to not publish an article on whatever grounds he like.

      Newspapers are privately owned, wikipedia is open to the public to edit. Thus if it starts censoring groups for editors personal reasons over religion, it opens itself up for lawsuits for such hate laws. This is the same logic that police must follow procedures identically for everyone. If they do it differently it can be interpreted as targeting.

      Wikipedia has editors that are in a clique that think the same way about issues, and any alternate view is automatically wrong. This isn't about truth, its about view points. This is the same issue as calling one group freedom fighters and another terrorists.

      Wikipedia articles can be expanded to include both viewpoints. Many such articles have counter views, but to block them with an almost spiteful attitude seems confrontational.

    13. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a big difference between the actions taken by Wikipedia and the holocaust.

      that is most unfortunate

    14. Re:You know... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between the actions taken by Wikipedia and the holocaust.

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    15. Re:You know... by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      second that, wikipedia is not a government and can choose to ban anyone from their 'private grounds'

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    16. Re:You know... by infernari · · Score: 1

      You're not considering a key fact of the known practices of Scientology. They have been known to violently oppose anyone that openly disagrees with their views and beliefs, and they are also well-known for propaganda and orchestrated operations by its members to influence media. Keep in mind that the protest group, Anonymous, wears masks to protect their identity for fear of CoS members harassing their homes and businesses, as this group has a history of organizing its members to forcefully influence people to either follow them or stay silent.

      On a system like Wikipedia that is user-edited, it easily allows for an organized group of a certain belief system to enter their own set of beliefs and through sheer numbers, override the other peers writing to the articles. There simply aren't enough people working to correct misinformation on Wikipedia to constantly correct changes made by the Church of Scientology or any other concerted effort to add propaganda-like entries into articles.

      Combine their pentiant for organized propaganda and Wikipedia's vulnerability to misinformation and it just makes sense to ban their posts, not because of a difference in beliefs but in prevention of having a vulnerability exploited.

  2. Godwin! by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

    He loses the argument. End of story.

    For a real argument, editing Wikipedia is not akin to, say, being able to buy food. IPs can and do get banned for all sorts of reasons.

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    1. Re:Godwin! by Bearhouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. Talk about lacking a sense of proportion - any member of any 'banned IP' group - be they MPAAers looking for torrenters or the Scientologists - can just nip round to the local cyber café or wifi hotspot. Not an option for the people Hitler and his cronies persecuted and slaughtered.

    2. Re:Godwin! by Bearhouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry to reply to my own post, but it just struck me, it actually would be a good idea if the nutjobs were forced to wear some distinguishing badge.
      As Churchill said, 'a fanatics is someone who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject'...I'm sick of the nutjobs who bore you to tears while they try to convert you to their cause - and there are plenty of them, of all denominations.
      Suggestions as to an appropriate badge or sign to make 'em easy to avoid, please.

    3. Re:Godwin! by dg5 · · Score: 1

      I think CoS is notorious for blowing things out of proportion. It's one of their tactics against what they perceive to be "threats" to their church or suggestions that they're a cult.

    4. Re:Godwin! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry to reply to my own post, but it just struck me, it actually would be a good idea if the nutjobs were forced to wear some distinguishing badge.

      They already have one. Just look for people who jump up and down on couches and generally look like idiots.

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    5. Re:Godwin! by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know the Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear...

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    6. Re:Godwin! by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looking like an idiot doesn't make you a Hubbardite, even if being a Hubbardite makes you look like an idiot.

    7. Re:Godwin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He loses the argument. End of story.

      Not at all. Everyone seems to miss the point here.

      That was just an tribute to Wikimedia General Counsel and Legal Coordinator who happens to be ... Mike Godwin itself (yes).

      See
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Godwin
      http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/foundation-l/2007-July/031128.html

    8. Re:Godwin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Talk about lacking a sense of proportion

      You have to understand who you are dealing with when speaking about CoS. These people have a museum in Los Angeles where they compare psychiatrists to the Nazis and the holocaust, so it really isn't surprising that they would use the same sort of hyperbole against any of their other critics or "enemies" (yes, CoS keeps a list of enemies and targets them for reprisals of various sorts).

    9. Re:Godwin! by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      You can't look dignified when you're having fun.

    10. Re:Godwin! by jra · · Score: 1

      Well, thank ghod we're on the ball. If a Godwin's Law citation had *not* been the first post, I'd have been bulk ordering thermometers from Braun to take Slashdot's temperature...

    11. Re:Godwin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually insulting that he would compare what happened to so many Jews to something small like getting banned from wikipedia. Thousands died, were discriminated against, and denied rights, and he's comparing that to having to leave his fucking building to editthis specific encyclopedia that is free anyway?
      That's horrible.

    12. Re:Godwin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a real argument, editing Wikipedia is not akin to, say, being able to buy food. IPs can and do get banned for all sorts of reasons.

      Fuck that shit. I can't legally read CoS high level literature without paying thousands of dollars to this fake religion. They have "copyrights" on all of it. Them's the rules on what they own.

      It's really as simple as, "My site; my rules; if you don't like it, suck this."

    13. Re:Godwin! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...it just struck me, it actually would be a good idea if the nutjobs were forced to wear some distinguishing badge...

      We already have that in Australia. Look for the hand print upside the head.

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    14. Re:Godwin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTS:

      David Miscavige

      That's a misspelling of Miscarriage, right?

    15. Re:Godwin! by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      I think that Scientologists should wear yellow, six-pointed stars on their clothing. During World War II, Hitler forced Jewish men, women and children to wear a a yellow cloth star bearing the word Jude to brand them in the streets of Europe, and in the Nazi death camps. So anything that could raise some sympathy for the money making cult is clearly worth a try now that they have become so discredited in the mainstream.

      Hey, I've got an even better idea, why doesnt Miscaviage go on hunger strike to the death protesting against Google for banning his minions from using Wikipedia as a free advertising service? That way maybe somebody else could get to be in charge and clean up the cult.

      Any Scientologist dissatisfied with the money grabbing evil empire that is the church of Scientology should head over to the Freezone where religious freedom (and physical and mental freedom come to think about it) is available at almost no financial cost. It seems that Anonymous's information campaign is now truly mainstream and this evil cult cannot get away with its gross behavior any longer. Hurrah!

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    16. Re:Godwin! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      People come to the Nazi Party for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.
      If you Jews think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, ok?

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    17. Re:Godwin! by lavalamp70 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to my own post, but it just struck me, it actually would be a good idea if the nutjobs were forced to wear some distinguishing badge. As Churchill said, 'a fanatics is someone who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject'...I'm sick of the nutjobs who bore you to tears while they try to convert you to their cause - and there are plenty of them, of all denominations. Suggestions as to an appropriate badge or sign to make 'em easy to avoid, please.

      Perhaps we could do the same for the Westboro Baptist Church followers?

  3. ORLY? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when does he think that the Wikipedia stormtroopers will march up to the scientology homes and round them all up to labour camps that have a Work is Freedom banner at the front gate? Honestly, it's the first time I've ever seen a conversation Godwin itself from the original argument. Reduction Nazium indeed.

    1. Re:ORLY? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      This death camp is a stub; edits will make one free.

    2. Re:ORLY? by stoned_hamster · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Work makes you free" is believe is the correct translation, but I may be wrong. I remember seeing this in my son's history textbook.
      But on the other hand, if we did take them and make them actually work, then the world would be better.
      I AM NOT SAYING THAT HITLER WAS GOOD, BTW!!! I am simply saying that if these people got off their lazy a$$e$ and worked, our economy/life would be better without these corner preachers.

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    3. Re:ORLY? by johanw · · Score: 3, Informative

      The scientologists don't have to wait until someone brings them to a camp, they have camps of their own: it's called rehabilitation project force.

    4. Re:ORLY? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looking at Germany's past history of being overrun by a malevolent cult; and considering Germany has barred Scientolgists from serving in public offices and had moved toward banning them all together at one point...

      Wait, the Scientology leader compared Wikipedia to what?

    5. Re:ORLY? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, it's the first time I've ever seen a conversation Godwin itself from the original argument.

      Well, if nothing else, you've got to admire his efficiency....

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    6. Re:ORLY? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I am simply saying that if these people got off their lazy a$$e$ and worked, our economy/life would be better without these corner preachers.

      It might be better right now, but it will be so much worse when Lord Xenu's starship comes out from behind Jupiter, and he finds his church has been subverted, messengers silenced, and his wrath rains down upon us.... :)

      But, seriously.....what is "work"?
      Essentially, in this context, it's doing something that someone finds valuable enough to pay you for. There's not even a question of legality, here. Not that it would matter, anyway. After all, if the mob's hitman gets paid to take someone out, is that still work? I'd argue that it is.

      But, we have freedom of religion in Canada and the US, so if this church wants to send members out to preach on street corners, then it's seen as valuable work by somebody. If they're being paid, anyway.
      And if they're not being paid, and it's volunteer work, it doesn't make much difference, anyway. That means the person doing the work thinks it's valuable enough to be done without being paid externally. They're essentially paying themselves. So it's still work.

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    7. Re:ORLY? by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wikipedia is of course exempt from Godwin's Law, for one very good reason.

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    8. Re:ORLY? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am simply saying that if these people got off their lazy a$$e$ and worked, our economy/life would be better without these corner preachers.

      It might be better right now, but it will be so much worse when Lord Xenu's starship comes out from behind Jupiter, and he finds his church has been subverted, messengers silenced, and his wrath rains down upon us.... :)

      Actually, Xenu is the bad guy. ^_^

    9. Re:ORLY? by edittard · · Score: 1

      But, seriously.....what is "work"?

      [integral sign] F .dt

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    10. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, it's the first time I've ever seen a conversation Godwin itself from the original argument.

      Well, if nothing else, you've got to admire his efficiency....

      Yeah well, you know who else was efficient? The Nazis, that's who.

    11. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when does he think that the Wikipedia stormtroopers will march up to the scientology homes and round them all up to labour camps that have a Work is Freedom banner at the front gate?

      I don't think this is a very appropriate way to deal with Scientologists.

      If Wikipedia was to take steps to deal with Scientologists I'd prefer that they paralyze all the Scientologists, freeze them, load them onto spaceships that look like Douglas DC8's, fly them to some backwater planet in a remote arm of the galaxy, pile them around volcanoes on the backwater planet, and then detonate hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes to kill the lot of them.

      That would be far more fitting than merely shipping them off to a forced labor camp.

    12. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to ask as well, regarding his comparison - does he think the Jews took actions that warranted the way they were treated in Nazi Germany? Or is he just denying any misuse of Wikipedia's services?

    13. Re:ORLY? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "round them all up to labour camps that have a Work is Freedom banner at the front gate?"

      Actually, they would be flown in space DC-9's and placed around volcanoes...

    14. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have said "Reductio ad Nazium".

    15. Re:ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when does he think that the Wikipedia stormtroopers will march up to the scientology homes and round them all up to labour camps that have a Work is Freedom banner at the front gate? Honestly, it's the first time I've ever seen a conversation Godwin itself from the original argument. Reduction Nazium indeed.

      You know what that is the most excellent idea and should be put into action instantly , In fact it needs doing with ALL religus (SP its too early for spollung)groups the world would certainly be a far better place

    16. Re:ORLY? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      It figures that some grammar nazi would call me out on the way I spelled my latin of "reduction to nazis"...

    17. Re:ORLY? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      That might not be a bad idea...

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  4. strawwmen by JackSpratts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i suppose when they actually have to wear yellow stars he'll have a point.

    1. Re:strawwmen by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No kidding. It isn't like Jimmy Wales is sending out his WikiGestapoForces to round them up and send them to Auschwitz if they run down to corner espresso bar and fire up their wifi.

      Besides, Wikipedia is private non-profit organization. It's their servers, it's their site, and they are fully within their rights to say who is and who is not welcome to use them. It's no different when the Church of Scientology comes knocking on your door passing out their pamphlets and you slam the door in their face and tell them to get lost. Private property is private property.

    2. Re:strawwmen by ammit · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find.... he'll have several

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    3. Re:strawwmen by nasor · · Score: 1

      Why would they be forced to wear stars, anyway? That doesn't make any sense. I would imagine they would be forced to wear some sort of volcano symbol. Either that or a DC-8 pin, but then people might mistake them for pilots or something.

    4. Re:strawwmen by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      An L on the forehead would be stunningly appropriate.

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    5. Re:strawwmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. It isn't like Jimmy Wales is sending out his WikiGestapoForces to round them up and send them to Auschwitz if they run down to corner espresso bar and fire up their wifi.

      He could redirect them to Auschwiki.

    6. Re:strawwmen by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      I think your signature is appropriate for this discussion.

      But I imagine it works about as well in any other thread.

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    7. Re:strawwmen by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Aw hell no. Just as wearing the Magen David comes into style the Scientologists take it? Come on!

  5. Cry me a river... by WCMI92 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The CO$ got banned because they systematically abused the PRIVILEGE (not a right) to do edits on Wikipedia because they were doing so to silence criticism.

    If they'd made edits to correct factual errors instead of their own (since they have already violated Godwin's Law) NAZI like internet tactics this never would have happened.

    Now I wish Wikipedia would start banning other corporate abusers, such as Sony, who also notoriously edits out any criticism of them and their ethics. Go look at all the edits on the Star Wars Galaxies article and SOE liar in chief John "Smed" Smedley.

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    1. Re:Cry me a river... by mariushm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's right. If a child won't play nice with his toys, he'll lose his toys, plain and simple. There's no "right" to be able edit Wikipedia, it's a privilege which you keep if you follow and respect the rules

    2. Re:Cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If they'd made edits to correct factual errors instead of their own (since they have already violated Godwin's Law) NAZI like internet tactics this never would have happened.

      But they may have a point. Does the Wikipedia do this to other religions?

      If you search for "Wright" on the article for the United Church of Christ you'll find two mentions of Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Neither mention the "God damn America" sermon, and neither mention that the UCC as a whole came out strongly in support of him.

      If you check the history, you'll discover that a NPOV violation tag was removed without any fix to the article by someone whose user page identifies them as a member.

      Go look at all the edits on the Star Wars Galaxies article and SOE liar in chief John "Smed" Smedley.

      The edits in the Star Wars Galaxies article appear to be by fanboys. Never underestimate the loyalty that a monthly subscription manages to put in people - the thought that they've blown hundreds of dollars on a crap game is too unbearable to face, so they'll instead defend it to the death. It can be funny, actually, when someone playing in a non-World of Warcraft MMO tries to justify why their MMO has less than 1% of the subscribers than WoW has despite being "so much better."

      Same with consoles - when you have to invest a large amount in a technology, it becomes in your best interest for everyone else to as well.

      As far as the Smedley article, it appears that most of the retooling there was done by Wikipedia rule-whores, rather than Sony fanboys.

    3. Re:Cry me a river... by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Making a biased edit isn't sufficient for a ban - in fact, admins are incredibly generous in that even outright vandalism won't get a ban on a first try, only a polite "please don't do this" style message to begin with.

      It can be funny, actually, when someone playing in a non-World of Warcraft MMO tries to justify why their MMO has less than 1% of the subscribers than WoW has despite being "so much better."

      As opposed to a WoW fan trying to justify his purchase by mocking a small number of people playing some other game?

    4. Re:Cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your example is horribly flawed. If you're searching for info on the UCC then the Wright controversy is pointless trivia. Countless religious figures have said things far worse than Wright ever did. There's enough racist and hateful stuff out there to fill an entire encyclopedia and there's no valid reason to single out one guy who doesn't like the way the US is run.

      Nevertheless, your point is valid. Why does Wikipedia punish the CoS as a collective whole instead of punishing the individuals who abused their editing privileges?

    5. Re:Cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be funny, actually, when someone playing in a non-World of Warcraft MMO tries to justify why their MMO has less than 1% of the subscribers than WoW has despite being "so much better."

      Because clearly, popularity is the only worthwhile measurement of quality.

    6. Re:Cry me a river... by Jbcarpen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nevertheless, your point is valid. Why does Wikipedia punish the CoS as a collective whole instead of punishing the individuals who abused their editing privileges?

      Because they are punishing those who abused it. They have done nothing to prevent anyone from editing while at home. They have simply blocked those IPs that are owned by the CoS as an organization. IPs that are used by the CoS in an organized internet whitewashing scheme. It's not possible to just get the IPs of the abusers, since they will simply grab a different IP owned by the CoS and go right back to 'work' making propaganda edits. (the CoS has people who are paid to do this sort of thing.)

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    7. Re:Cry me a river... by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's right. If a child won't play nice with his toys, he'll lose his toys, plain and simple. There's no "right" to be able edit Wikipedia, it's a privilege which you keep if you follow and respect the rules

      A better analogy:

      If a child won't play nice with someone else's toys, he won't be allowed to play with them anymore.

    8. Re:Cry me a river... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, they aren't even CoS's toys. They're bitching because Wikimedia Foundation was sharing its toys, and will no longer share them with CoS because CoS was abusing the toys.

    9. Re:Cry me a river... by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very OT, but I just have to comment on this:

      As opposed to a WoW fan trying to justify his purchase by mocking a small number of people playing some other game?

      As someone who's first MMO was Pre-CU (as in pre SOE destruction) Star Wars Galaxies and who has played EVE for the last 2 years, I have to say I am GLAD the typical WOW player doesn't play my game :)

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    10. Re:Cry me a river... by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because clearly, popularity is the only worthwhile measurement of quality.

      They don't like it when you compare WOW to the popularity of "reality" shows.

      Popularity doesn't necessarily equate to quality. McDonalds hamburgers are undoubtedly the most popular burgers, but is that because they are also the highest in quality? Of course not. There are MANY places you can go and get a lot better burger than at McDonalds.

      Getting back to topic: What the CO$ doesn't like is when people point out that what they are selling is (intentionally) fucked up amateur psychological therapy, calling it a "religion" and charging more for it than it would cost to go to a REAL, college educated, trained, certified, psychologist.

      Theirs is an organization that MUST present a public face made of smoke and mirrors because the truth isn't an option for them, so they CANNOT tolerate anyone who can blow away some of that smoke screen, exposing the very poorly written science fiction behind the curtain.

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      Corporatism != Free Market
    11. Re:Cry me a river... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Why would you find it strange that it got removed? Saying the church "came out strongly in support" is not NPOV. You can say that according to someone else in the news they came out strongly in support of him, you can say "this many ministers came out in support of him" if you can back it up ... what you can't do is pull a tendentious unsupported statement out of your ass on such a touchy subject and not expect it to get challenged.

      It's easy enough to paint something or someone in a bad light with a clever portrayal of facts rather than original research and non NPOV language ... if you are smart. The UCC edit got removed because it was dumb and went counter the rules. Wikipedia is a MMORPG ... L2P.

    12. Re:Cry me a river... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      since they have already violated Godwin's Law

      A thread of infinite length in which no comparison to Nazis or Hiter was ever made would violate Goodwin's Law. This story supports it.

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    13. Re:Cry me a river... by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      As someone who's first MMO was Pre-CU (as in pre SOE destruction) Star Wars Galaxies and who has played EVE for the last 2 years, I have to say I am GLAD the typical WOW player doesn't play my game

      Ah, EVE Online, the griefer game so boring that out-of-band drama is the primary game mechanic, and someone has to steal from a guild bank to make it interesting.

      But I have nothing against EVE. It's existence has greatly reduced the number of ninjas and gold-beggers in WoW.

    14. Re:Cry me a river... by Chees0rz · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, they aren't even CoS's toys. They're bitching because Wikimedia Foundation was sharing its toys, and will no longer share them with CoS because CoS was abusing the toys.

      TOYS TOYS TOYS

    15. Re:Cry me a river... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      (since they have already violated Godwin's Law)

      So many people get this wrong. You can't "violate" Godwin's law. All you can do is demonstrate it. Godwin's law is as follows:

      "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

      Therefore, making a comparison involving Nazis is not a violation of Godwin's law - it is exactly what Godwin's law predicts. It is an embodiment of the law, not a violation.

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    16. Re:Cry me a river... by Grail · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that WoW has greatly reduced the number of ninjas and gold-beggers in WoW. Partly because it's turned into a prepubescent "Monty Haul" style RPG, partly because it's so boring that any self-respecting griefer has gone elsewhere, but I'll leave that argument for another offtopic post.

    17. Re:Cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so?

      When you think of the UCC, what's the only really noteworthy thing about it?

      Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

      The church's anti-Semitic attitude should probably be more highlighted than they are too - especially since it appears Obama is still following those ideals.

    18. Re:Cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Godwin'd the Godwin. Touche!

  6. wigless GOD likens cos to poop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not really, there's not much judgementalism when operating on the creators' unlimited supply of newclear power. just more&more energy, process, observation, interaction, connection & separation/intervention as needed, usually based on motive.

  7. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the Jews had to wear the stars due to the fact that they were pushing its own agenda on the 'free encyclopedia anyone can edit?

    Being a Jew, I feel strongly that the Jews were treated this way due to the anti-semitism of the times, which is NOTHING to do with the current Church of Scientology situation.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it was because they kept using "they're" when they meant "their", and Hitler was such a Grammar Nazi.

  8. Dear Mr. Miscavige, by Chardish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because you hate what happened doesn't make it a hate crime.

    1. Re:Dear Mr. Miscavige, by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It is somewhat ironic that Mr. Miscavige is in charge of an organization that includes a re-education camp, the RPF (Rehabilitation Project Force), whose members are reputed to have to wear colored arm bands.

  9. Hahaha by goldaryn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Written by Church of Scientology, Clearwater, FL

    Hahahaha

    If they didn't like what Wiki did, they're going to hate being Slashdotted!

    1. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's not a proper slashdotting. It's posted at some kind of public comment system (rantrave.com) that I don't think has anything to do with the CoS. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find the "press release" at an actual CoS page for a proper link, and to verify the press release is real.

      However, you could read this CoS page about the guy (David Miscavige) that apparently wrote it, where you'll discover some of the claims represented in the press release appear to accurately reflect what the guy thinks. They sure like to talk a lot about the guy and all the important things he's done for humanity. And the next page has loads of pretty pictures of him standing in front of fancy church openings.

    2. Re:Hahaha by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I doubt they'll care, probably won't notice. They aren't hosting their stuff on a cable modem at someones house or on a free hosting service like most of the slashdot submissions. They have no problem paying for real bandwidth, one of the joys of being a money making machine.

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    3. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go, have fun with your physical slashdotting.

    4. Re:Hahaha by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Hrm, there was an A/C post here. It's not here anymore. strange...

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  10. From the article by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

    "The goal of Scientology is a sane world, without criminals, without psychiatric terror, without war. Ultimately, the goal of Scientology is sanity itself"

    Can't even begin to understand where this man is coming from.

    1. Re:From the article by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Make no mistake: WE are the ones making huge progress in the Global Obliteration of Psychiatry. Wikipedia is acting at Big Psychiatry's beck and call.

      This guy needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

    2. Re:From the article by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget that part of their goal is expelling the souls of dead aliens from our bodies. Which is, of course, the true definition of sanity, not having dead alien souls in you.

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    3. Re:From the article by iCodemonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      ummmm.... another planet I guess, but let me go ask xenu just so there is no confusion.

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    4. Re:From the article by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The goal of Scientology is a sane world, without criminals, without psychiatric terror, without war. Ultimately, the goal of Scientology is sanity itself. Only the insane would attempt to stop Scientology. With this brutal decision, not only is Wikipedia criminally attacking the world's most ethical people, members of the Scientology religion, but it is preventing Scientologists from presenting our religion in the most positive and truthful light. There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology, all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry.

      <sarcasm mode="dripping">Whoa! Watch out for the Global Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical Anti-Religion Conspiracy! They won't stop at nothing less than global domination!</sarcasm>

      Talk about extreme paranoia! This guy's talking about pushing for a sane world and blaming the insane for stopping Scientology, when, obviously, this guy is the insane one.

      Mr. Miscaivge: My wife, as a psychologist and therapist, works in the "Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry" and I can tell you with absolute certainty that these guys can't even agree on whether "Post-Traumatic Embitterment Disorder" is a real disease or not, let alone organize a global anti-religion conspiracy, seeking to destroy any religion (or anything really), let alone the Church of Scientology. You should seek professional help for that, it sounds like you're paranoid-delusional.

    5. Re:From the article by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This guy needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

      It's nothing an R2-45 won't cure.

    6. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!! don't get a scientologist started on psychology! tom cruise much?

    7. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a good ole fashioned Clue-By-Four?

    8. Re:From the article by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought it was just acid reflux.

    9. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that part of their goal is expelling the souls of dead aliens from our bodies.

      kind of sci-fi racist imho.

    10. Re:From the article by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      "The goal of Scientology is a sane world, without criminals, without psychiatric terror, without war. Ultimately, the goal of Scientology is sanity itself"

      I *like* criminals, terror, war and insanity. They make for good movies. Maybe that's why Tom Cruise sucks now.

    11. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make no mistake: WE are the ones making huge progress in the Global Obliteration of Psychiatry. Wikipedia is acting at Big Psychiatry's beck and call.

      This guy needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

      :: jumps on couch waving arms:::

      YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY, I KNOW PSYCHOLOGY, I'VE STUDIED IT, I KNOW ALL ABOUT PSYCHIATRY!!!! WRAAAAAAARRRR!!!!

    12. Re:From the article by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, no, that's acid *flashbacks*. Which would explain a lot of Scientology, to be honest.

      Acid reflux is what you need to do to recharge the batteries on your DeLorean time machine.

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    13. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're just being glib...

    14. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't afford an R2-45 - is there an R2-22 available?

    15. Re:From the article by VShael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Smithers, use the amnesia ray.

    16. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a .45ACP.

  11. Um? by viyh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They aren't being forced to wear something or being branded. Their HQ IP block was banned because they were violating the Wikipedia terms by editing their own pages and planting false information.

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    1. Re:Um? by DewDude · · Score: 1

      This is a completely different suituation than Nazi's and yellow stars. For starters, Hitler made the Jews wear them.. .they had no control over being Jewish...it's how they were born. So you probably say "well, they could of converted"...one thing I learned is you don't screw with people's faiths...some people may have attempted to convert in order to survive...but I'm pretty sure Hitler had other criteria and that a mere conversion wouldn't of been enough to satisfy him. That's persecution. That's wrong. Wikipedia on the other hand...it's supposed to be a reference material, akin to what you'd find in a library...full of facts. We all know that realisticlly, since anyone can edit it, it's not. However, since it allows a multitude of people, some with expertese in what they do to contribe some good information, I mean, I trust 90% of what wiki says if it's validated and sounds right. While I'm not going to sit here and say the church of scientology is either right or wrong as an organization (because I came to the theory that any relgion when looked at from a different angle seems JUST as far out and I shouldn't let the christian brainwashing i received as a child convince me taht it is). I find many of thier practices to be irreligious..and that's mostly down to the actual "cost" of being in the CoS...it's a larger nickel and dime scheme than SMS pricing and some of the articles I've read on how they treat thier members who try to "get away" and the way they go sue hungry after anyone who merely badmouths them not only violates the rights of the person saying it, but it really makes them look like complete whackjobs. But all that aside, I support Wiki's ban. If an organization is changing an article to make them look better in an attempt to cover it up, well, that's the governments job isn't it? It's not persecution, it's defending our basic rights...the right to unbiased information for one. But, again, I'm not bashing the relgion...hey, if it works for you and you see the good in it, great, may Xenu be good to you. But as far as I'm concerned, as long as an organization forces you to pay up to be a member...that's not a religion in my book; even religious cults don't require monetary compensation...why can't the CoS just go back to trying to collect your soul like every other religion? If I want to pay money to be part of a cult full of crazies, I'll join the NRA.

    2. Re:Um? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The truth has never stopped crazy people from being crazy.

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  12. Yellow stars have been done to death by Telecommando · · Score: 5, Funny

    will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    Actually I was thinking they should be marked with something like a scarlet letter on their foreheads.

    Perhaps a big "I" for Idiot.

    It would certainly make them easier to spot.

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    1. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by spydum · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't been to Clearwater -- they are already easy to spot..

    2. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by thebjorn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a big "I" for Idiot.

      hmm... an uppercase "I" (for idiot) could be confused with a lowercase "l" (for loser)... so I guess it works :-)

    3. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by maxume · · Score: 1

      No need to be subtle, just use the full "Idiot". Or maybe something like "Poor decision making skills".

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    4. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by Briareos · · Score: 1

      How about good old "ID10T" - just tell them it means "Intelligently Designed 10th level Tibethan" or something like that...

      np: Sin Fang Bous - Melt Down The Knives (Clangour)

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    5. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Be sure to also mark the person(s) who invented fonts that fail to differentiate between I and l.

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    6. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their symbol is two triangles hooked together by a Big letter S. However, given the extra terrestrial nature of their 'Faith' I would think that a silhouette of a 'Grey' would be better. Perhaps wearing a dunce cap. Stupid Alien.

    7. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Lived there for 2 years and never figured out how to spot them.

      Share your secrets?

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    8. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      marked^Wbranded about ten centimetres deep.

      There. Fixed that for you.

    9. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

      No, because Scientologists are not Jews.

      God, you'd think this wouldn't be so difficult.

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    10. Re:Yellow stars have been done to death by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I'd go for a simple backwards 'L' so they can read it in the mirror...

  13. all for it! by Laebshade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm all for Scientologists wearing something we can easily identify them by, so we can avoid their ignorance.

    Comparing your 'religion' to Judaism is ridiculous. I won't go into detail as to why I think so, because I think all religions are absurd, but it's like comparing pop tarts to a t-bone steak. One company, running a website, decided to block all IPs linked to Scientology. You are not being 'persecuted'. No death marches, no concentration camps, no shootings in the street. But we can all hope for that! Just kidding.

    And did he just godwin himself?

    1. Re:all for it! by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comparing your 'religion' to Judaism is ridiculous.

      Why? Both are made up. Both use fiction as their reference material.

      That one happens to be older than the other doesn't make it more "correct". I mean - is judaism more "correct" than christianity? Granted, the latter believes that some day a benevolent space zombie will come back to save us, but still ...

    2. Re:all for it! by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As was once said (I think) in the Register: "Scientology is a religion in the same way as Dunkin Donuts is a restaurant".

    3. Re:all for it! by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      So I take it you think that humanity will never have a technology level capable of A) cloning identical copies of humans, B) possibly transferring either the knowledge/consciousnesses or the brain of a person itself into said clone, C) cryo-stasis, or B) the ability to revive the recently deceased (more so than we already can)?

      Also I find it interesting that you assume like many Christians that should the Second Coming actually occur that it is physically the same Jesus. If you follow the assumption that God is all powerful and Jesus is His Son (I can't remember if its only Catholicism or if its Christianity in general that goes on about the Trinity, in which case Jesus is also God and is His own Son; complicated!) couldn't he just create a new physical form?

      Anyways, the point is that while most people consider Islam, Judaism, Christianity, etc to be valid religions (mostly due to their age no doubt), most rational people refuse to accept Scientology as the same. Chiefly because its creator, Hubbard, is known as having said that to make real money you start a religion before he went and created Scientology. Couple that with the SciFi theme of the religion (Hubbard was a mediocre SciFi writer) and the fact that they use mind altering drugs and every aspect of the religion seems architectured to maintain control (such as banning psychiatrics and making practitioners out to be Evil, when they desperately need the help) of those that follow the "religion".

      Anywas, if someone wants to believe they have an alien soul and the Evil Xenu are waging war on humanity by giving us mental health experts then so be it. All I know is the Church as an organization seems downright hostile to everyone's best interests, including those that follow it.

    4. Re:all for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice flamebait there.

    5. Re:all for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about 'correctness'. One charges people for their teachings, the other does not. So the former really isn't a religion, it's a business at best.

    6. Re:all for it! by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      If you follow the assumption that God is all powerful and Jesus is His Son (I can't remember if its only Catholicism or if its Christianity in general that goes on about the Trinity, in which case Jesus is also God and is His own Son; complicated!) couldn't he just create a new physical form?

      Unsolicited advice, (not trying to troll), your discussion on a religious topic would be better received if you at least knew the central facts surrounding that religion. I always take a few seconds to check Wikipedia before posting some things. After all, I would hate to misspell R'lyeh on an Internet forum and have it get back to Cthulhu.

      So, to help you out, the Trinity is common to all Christianity and not just Catholicism.

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    7. Re:all for it! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Why? Both are made up. Both use fiction as their reference material.

      I disagree with this statement, not as a Catholic, but as a historian. In the religious texts of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, there is a lot of original reference material and first-hand accounts of historical occurrences. Even if you strip out the spiritual bits, you are still left with a remarkable historical record.

      No offense, but labeling it all false because you disagree with the God bits is ignorant.

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    8. Re:all for it! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I like it and laughed when I read it, but still feel the need to argue. 1) Dunkin Donuts is good stuff, brother. 2) I've never been approached by a Dunkinite bent on my conversion. 3) Dunkin has never (to my knowledge) edited parts out of Wikipedia it didn't like. At least if they did, they did a better job than CoS, and didn't get caught. Repeatedly.

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    9. Re:all for it! by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      You haven't read the old testament have you? Scientology is mild compared to the atrocities which are demanded by 'god' in the old testament, who heartily recommended stoning children to death, massive bloodbaths of ritual animal sacrifices, and human sacrifices of the human flesh of, well, i wont go there. It is just filled with violence. And the bible is supposed to be some wonderful moral guide and authority for thousands of years. My god, no wonder we are so screwed up!

      Personally, i have an interest in understanding cosmological theories. But I tend to avoid belief systems that demand that people do things. Its just too easy to claim to be a prophet, to say you talk to god, and then use that to manipulate and control other people. I think, people have to make up their own minds, we shouldnt force people to believe or not to believe any religion but they should have freedom of information so they can make up their own minds.

      For the wikipedia page, instead of just a complete ban on all scientology edits, why not just give them their own pro-scientology section in the article on wikipedia to espouse their views and confine them to that area? That way they dont try to erase anti-scientology views but still get to express their own view.

    10. Re:all for it! by KTheorem · · Score: 1

      Historical fiction is still fiction. If I write a book about superman saving the world from a comet, I don't get to later call it non-fiction just because I included superman dealing with current events.

    11. Re:all for it! by Myopic · · Score: 1

      The ignorance of Scientologists isn't the characteristic which I most want to avoid. I'm more worried about the malice.

  14. Reg Oversimplified Wikipedia's Ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Reg article really oversimplified the Wikipedia ArbCom ruling, making it sound more one-sided than it was. If you actually read it, you'll see that it recognizes both pro- and anti-Scientologists as troublemakers, and includes sanctions for some hardcore Scientology critics as well.

    This is actually a relief to me, as anti-Scientologists can get as wacked out as the Scientologists themselves. Wikipedia ArbCom has made some bone-headed decisions in the past; it's good that they were level-headed in this case.

    1. Re:Reg Oversimplified Wikipedia's Ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      El Reg publishing a story about Wikipedia so one sided it is borderline fiction? No way! Next you will be telling me that they slag off bloggers, open source advocates, Linux, Apple and Twitter while going out of there way to make Microsoft look good. You make them sound like "The Sun" of IT journalism.

    2. Re:Reg Oversimplified Wikipedia's Ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ArbCom sounds as bad as Scientology's SeaOrg. Stupid people making up silly names to make themselves feel important.

    3. Re:Reg Oversimplified Wikipedia's Ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they weren't. If you want to claim they were acting appropriately, please explain why they topic-banned multiple people who hadn't made any article edits in a year and a half.

    4. Re:Reg Oversimplified Wikipedia's Ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh, its terrible when a site publishes a balanced viewpoint.

      Personally I find El REG to be the most amusing It site going around. I guess you must be from the US
      as you missed the blatantly obvious satirical nature of EL REG.

      To quote Bernard Wooley form Yes Minister

      "Sun readers dont care who runs the country as long as they have big tits"

  15. Death camps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Miscavige ... asks, 'What's next, ... death camps?

    Let me get back to you on that idea.

  16. This is only the beginning. by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know Jimbo will be rounding up Scientologists,forcing them into camps near active volcanos, and then blowing them all up with H-bombs.

    1. Re:This is only the beginning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epic, epic win.

    2. Re:This is only the beginning. by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next thing you know Jimbo will be rounding up Scientologists,forcing them into camps near active volcanos, and then blowing them all up with H-bombs.

      Ok...when do we get started? :)

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    3. Re:This is only the beginning. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      ... and then blowing them all up with H-bombs.

      From orbit, I hope.

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    4. Re:This is only the beginning. by foo1752 · · Score: 1

      it is the only way to be sure, of course.

    5. Re:This is only the beginning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevar again!

    6. Re:This is only the beginning. by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      I apologize in advance if reading the above post causes the unprepared to die from pnumonia or similar ailment.

    7. Re:This is only the beginning. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      As soon as my edits to the Scientology wiki article go through, we'll have already done it!

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  17. They'd know about persecution wouldn't they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're masters of fooling idiots into thinking that salvation lies in a hokey lie detector, then using any means at all to keep them from leaving once they wake up to themselves. If you want an analog to Jewish yellow stars look no further than their fucking E-Meter

  18. Godwin (v.t.) by Sad+Loser · · Score: 1


    never heard Godwin used as a verb before, but if you can google, then why not.

    Who said innovation was dead? (not CoS obviously).

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    1. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by giles+hogben · · Score: 1

      Actually, Godwin's law didn't mention the case where the actual article the discussion is about is already making a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler. I suppose it's what you would call a degenerate case of Godwin's law.

    2. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by porges · · Score: 1

      You can "garage a car" just fine, although it doesn't so much mean "put your car in a garage" as it does "routinely put your car in a garage", in the formation as seen on an insurance form: "Where is this car garaged?" Google claims about 130k hits on "garage a car".

    3. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Oh, you can get arrow'd, sword'd, burninated, etc.

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    4. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I see/hear garage (also garaging and garaged) used all the time (and firefox's spellcheck recognizes all three too), with the meaning of "to put in long-term storage", such as putting away your bicycle when the snow starts.

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    5. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can indeed garage a car:

      The verb garer, from which garage was derived, originally meant "to put merchandise under shelter," then "to moor a boat," and then "to put a vehicle into a place for safekeeping," that is, a garage, a sense first recorded in French in 1901. English almost immediately borrowed this French word, the first instance being found in 1902.

      "garage." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. 01 Jun. 2009. <Dictionary.com http://dictionary.classic.reference.com/browse/garage>."

      It has to do with the word origin. Look it up in the dictionary though: tr.v.garaged, garaging, garages To put or store in a garage.

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    6. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by Opyros · · Score: 1

      That's why Mike Godwin's 18-year retrospective on Godwin's Law is titled I Seem to be a Verb

    7. Re:Godwin (v.t.) by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      As for missiling something - that's fairly ordinary gaming parlance. I mean, you can also shotgun someone and anyone playing D&D has probably seen someone get fireballed. In StarCraft you can even get zerged even though a Zerg is not even a weapon per se (for the uninitiated, it's one of the playable races), it's just that most Zerg players use the strategy of spamming (yet another verbing) small units until victory.

      It's not quite standard English yet but I expect the next big change in the English language to be a trend towards verbing. Then again I'm not a linguist/anglicist and know jack squat about the topic.

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  19. Don't plead for fairness when you're a sociopath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A group that uses physical intimidation tactics against journalists doesn't get to ask for fair treatment.

    They had their chance, but preferred to act as sociopaths. Too bad. Civilization is for the civilized.

  20. nonsense by superwiz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wikipedia also regularly bans Congressmans' offices from editing because they try to use the site to create fictional accounts of either their own candidates or the opposition. This is actually a show of integrity by Wikipedia (equal treatment of all). They are preventing a certain behavior from occurring -- not certain group of people from behaving.

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    1. Re:nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, in the case of the Scientolgists, they throw histrionic fits when they don't get their way.

    2. Re:nonsense by gx5000 · · Score: 1

      Offtopic....

      huh, Politics for geeks: libertarians want govt like Unix and
      liberals want govt like Windows.

      Then what do Conservatives want ??

      Typewriters ??

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    3. Re:nonsense by martas · · Score: 1

      off-topic but couldn't resist...

      And conservatives want govt like... MS-DOS?

    4. Re:nonsense by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Largely depends on what "conservative" means. Social conservatives are not bothered so much with what the government is as long as its "users" are like the Mac users: preachy, committed and not too worried about what's going on behind the curtain. Fiscal conservatives agree with libertarians (just not on social issues). Old school conservatives (ala beginning of the 20th century Democratic party)... oh, I give up.

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    5. Re:nonsense by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      What's next, will congressmen have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

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  21. Let me get this straight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Jews where actually allowed to wear clothes to pin their stars on???? We'll have to change that for the Scientologists..... It's just a pity that summer's starting. We'll have to bear the thetan ugliness for 6 months or so.

    Yeah, posted AC for obvious reasons.

  22. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Quinapalus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Persecuted?

    From Webster's dictionary:

    " to cause to suffer because of belief"

    I'm not sure how lack of Wikipedia access is comparable to being thrown in a death camp, but perhaps someone with more perspective can tell me.

  23. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by DavidR1991 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The analogy is horribly flawed: The stars identified Jews so they would be discriminated against by other people as well as by the state (e.g. employers, benches, certain events, buildings etc.)

    Filtering IPs from the CoS prevents them from contributing or skewing an already established work: it doesn't attach an indelible mark with which others can identify them with (and use against them) and it doesn't promote wide-spread "We hate you" feelings - it's just saying "We don't want your 'contributions'"

  24. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that like the chewbacca defense with a Jewish twist?

    1. Re:What? by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jewbacca defense?

    2. Re:What? by kenp2002 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OMG I can actually see that in my head! Chewbacca being Jewish! Someone has got to draw that up. It would be, how they say, WTFPWNAGE!

      Come on! Yoda as a Buddist, Chewbacca being Jewish, and I can sooooooo see a closet Hindu in Han Solo! Hmmm... what would Vader be? Or Luke? AMISH VADER! Come on he's not into big tech, wears dark conservative clothing, doesn't talk much.

      Hmmm Boba Fett.... I'm seeing Pentacostal? Or Anglican..

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oy vey!

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that like the chewbacca defense with a Jewish twist?

      Could be... Scientology's mythology provides the other planets, beings, and plenty of sense non-making.

    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=jewbacca

    6. Re:What? by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Vader could NOT be Amish. His suit (that keeps him alive) is already more technology than allowed. Add to that the light saber, Imperial Cruiser and Death Star and he is SO going to hell... ...and everyone knows Han Solo is Presbyterian...

    7. Re:What? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Vader a victim of irony? Raised and a firm believer in the Amish way of life, Vader winds up dependent on a technological suit to survive until he is "saved" by his son by overthrowing the person who put him in the suit. (No, not Obi Wan who sliced/diced him, but Palpatine who actually hooked him up to the suit.) I believe thinking this through this much fills my Geek Quota for the day.

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    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that like the chewbacca defense with a Jewish twist?

      Maybe; maybe not. But it's interesting in this context that the Chewbacca defense was used in South Park by Johnnie Cochran both against, then later for, Chef, whose voice was done by Isaac Hayes. Chef later resigned from South Park when, after skewering every other religion available, the show put on a parody of CoS. Hayes quit because he is a scientologist.

  25. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) It's clear you are a COS member

    2) I can go back 15 generations in my family tree because the Nazi's had a habit of being thorough and making sure people were in now way "jewish", even if they were christian for 10 generations, they had to be christian for at least 15. I have a hard time believing they would hire anyone jewish as a soldier or a member of the police.

  26. Yes but..... by ammit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jews are from this planet!

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    1. Re:Yes but..... by jger_13 · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't they be the ewoks?

  27. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed?

    The ones with money who fled early.

    Frankly, you can take your bad analogies & shove them up your... no, scratch that - you'd almost certainly enjoy that.

  28. Ha, ha! Except that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's apparently ample evidence that CoS members, located within and with specific support of the CoS institution, were doing the questionable editing practices.

    This is the normal "help, help, we're being 'religiously' repressed" nonsense that the CoS always appeals to, even if they commit genuine crimes. In the case of Wikipedia, it's a minor little thing, but still pretty annoying. I think what Wikipedia has chosen to do is a bit much, but on the other hand it isn't going to have much effect, so it doesn't matter in the end.

    Regardless, I think the comparison to labeling Jews in the Nazi era is pretty demeaning. Banning edits from certain locations is a hate crime? Give me a break. All Wikipedia is saying, really, is that the CoS will have to set up yet another shell company or have their members post from their home accounts rather than being able to do it from CoS facilities. Oh, boo hoo. Pay their home internet bills and you'll be back in business with the same nonsense in no time, and the admins at Wikipedia can play whack-a-mole with individual IPs.

    It's not a ban of CoS followers, it is a ban of IP ranges from which there have been consistent problems -- IPs which just happen to be ones sponsored directly by the CoS. If multiple CoS sockpuppets hadn't been playing games while being behind single IPs, then banning ALL those IPs because of the actions of SOME of the individuals behind them wouldn't be necessary.

  29. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "There is nothing wrong with his analogy" says a user with the name BadAnalogyGuy.

    Too perfect.

    Your argument is hilarious. What does the existence of Jews willing to slaughter other Jews have to do with anything--or even defend the analogy!

    Your deflection of the errant analogy with some sort of pointless note of some Jews working for Nazis during the Holocaust is borderline antisemitic in my book.

    Grow up. They can't edit an online encyclopedia! How do you compare that with stripping an innocent of their right to live?

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  30. Dangerous by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Several comments note that Wikipedia is a private company and it can ban whoever it wants to. Dangerous. Wikipedia is becoming bigger then itself, it is no longer just a website. Many see it is a realiable and impartial source of information. I often use wikipedia before google as I am more likely to get the result I want. For that matter, the first page in a google result is often wikipedia.

    Wikipedia claims to have no agenda, to be impartial. Yet it has for CoS now decided that THIS is the truth, not what CoS says. Fair enough, but where does it end? What truths are going to be determined next. The holocaust? Certainly denial of it is lying so ban the deniers. But others are less clear. Other exterminations by other countries. The turks, the chinese, the dutch, the americans, the japanese. All of which have shown less then favourable reaction to being pointed out that they are equally guilty of mass extermination against others. What is the official version of american, australian, canadian history relating to the natives at the moment?

    CoS is being banned for two reasons. First, it is claimed they use underhanded tactics like scaremongering, lawsuits to silence opposition. But that is true for any religious group, should all religious groups be banned? They also violated the terms of the site. But that as I said is dangerous because it is effectively one individual/company saying how they think so called impartial information should be gathered.

    I don't have an answer. You can't constantly have highly biased information being inserted and neither can you have someone else decide that their truth is the truth even if it is about someone else.

    Sadly, the truth is often hard to get at and depends entirely on your point of view. You can easily point at the antics of CoS and call it wrong, but then I would look at the antics of your school of faith and wonder what the difference is.

    All you can wonder now, who is going to be banned next for pushing their view on articles relating to them.

    Remember, wikipedia was NOT supposed to be a regular encyclopedia with a choosen set of editors who get to decide what the view of the institution is. It was supposed to be open to all. Now it isn't.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Dangerous by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To be clear, there are subtle differences between what you said and what wikipedia said. They didn't say "This is the truth", they merely said, "CoS is unable to behave itself, so it can't post anymore". The rest of the world at large is still free to post new articles or update any current ones.

      By banning CoS, they are essentially trying to keep their content 'open' to all, not just a single corporation who can pay enough to keep the articles the way they want them.

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    2. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nice try to look impartial.

      The reason they are banned is because they were trying to stop the openness, by deleting all that they didn't agree with. Your attempt at reversing who's actually doing somethin incorrect here is quite simply wrong. If they would have behaved they would have just allowed the criticism to exist, and simply adding their own stuff as a rebuttal. That is the point of wikipedia. And individual scientologists will still be able to do that, just not while they're working from any of the company's ip's.

    3. Re:Dangerous by zer0that · · Score: 1

      "... like scaremongering, lawsuits to silence opposition. But that is true for any religious group,"
      I have never seen a priest outside a church during an abortion protest taking pictures or protesters and people mysteriously ending up with threatening mail the next morning. Crazy people will exist in any religion because religion itself is about blind devotion to a cause, however the antics of the CoS are things real religions do not engage in.

    4. Re:Dangerous by zer0that · · Score: 1

      Just to add I have yet to see the Pope complaining about being banned from a website and claiming its the same as being marched into a death camp ... maybe I missed that news story *shrugs*

    5. Re:Dangerous by Elrac · · Score: 3, Informative

      SmallFurryCreature, I disagree with your statements about how (summarized) this IP ban is a step on a slippery slope toward arbitrary censorship. Your handwringing is emotional but not cleanly argued. Here are my responses:

      Your statement that the CoS is being shut out of Wikipedia is false, and you have received a number of responses pointing this out. In effect, Wikipedia is merely making it more inconvenient for CoS to vandalize their content. Vandalize? Yes, see the next point:

      Wikipedia has instituted a process for submitting information (including changes thereto) and for keeping content as factually correct as possible, given the circumstances. The CoS has knowingly broken the rules. Stopping CoS, at least in part, from subverting the proven effective process, is not just Wikipedia's right but their obligation. Most users operate on the assumption that Wikipedia's content is factual, provable and unbiased. Their process has been shown to be effective, on the whole, thus so as not to disappoint their user's expectations, they are applying said process.

      Wikipedia represents "the knowledge of the world." Unless and until they manage to "clear the planet," the world is bigger than Scientology. What they're doing is interfering with the rest of mankind documenting the current state of their knowledge. If CoS wants documentation of their own view of things, then they're welcome to set it down in a less global venue.

      The fact that CoS willingly, knowingly and repeatedly break the rules must make the rest of us question their ethics. In fact, Scientology ethics do perceive Scientology to be above the laws of the rest of the world, based on the notion that the CoS is more capable of making informed decisions on behalf of the rest of humanity. It is precisely because of this self-righteousness, which extends logically to demand the overthrowal and replacement of currently acting governments, that the CoS has been declared illegal/unconstitutional in a number of enlightened countries, of which the USA is unfortunately not one.

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    6. Re:Dangerous by csartanis · · Score: 1

      The truth isn't anecdotal. Information must be sourced and verified. If you keep making idiotic edits that cannot be verified, you will be stopped from making edits. Wikipedia is still open to all that are actively trying to improve it rather than push an agenda.

    7. Re:Dangerous by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I guess size opens you to outside contributions against your will? So GM must allow you to make any car you want? Time Warner must allow you to make a feature film?ÂMonsanto has to make you seedless mangoes because you asked them to?

    8. Re:Dangerous by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      Whoever marked the parent post as a Troll is being an asshat. You and I may not agree with his claims, and he may be flat out wrong, but it is certainly not "trolling" behavior, and to mark it as such is abusing the Troll tag.

  31. Slashdot feeding a troll ... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm torn between giving someone "equal time" to respond to something done to them by a company, and saying that Slashdot did nothing more than feed a troll by allowing this particular posting.

    1. Re:Slashdot feeding a troll ... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I decided to actually read the article for a change, just so I could get the primary source for the quotation before passing it along to people. I'm glad I did, because I discovered that it's just a parody piece. As nuts as the Scientologists are, and as good as the satire is, we really need to be careful about spreading this quotation around as if it were real.

    2. Re:Slashdot feeding a troll ... by Hebbinator · · Score: 1

      If you spread this around as actual quotation, you are gonna get THOOOO THUUUUED! IM GONNA THUE YOU!

      Sorry, southpark took over my brain for a second.

      Honestly though, this "press release" is totally fake.

  32. or... by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    or six.

    *rimshot*

  33. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not sure how lack of Wikipedia access is comparable to being thrown in a death camp, but perhaps someone with more perspective can tell me.

    The Church of Scientology can access Wikipedia just fine, they just can't edit it. So this is basically analogous to having your story submits summarily rejected by a newspaper because you've submitted so much crap in the past.

    And no, that's not really equivalent to being sent to a death camp, but then again, scientologists aren't exactly known for their sanity or truthfulness, that being one of the reasons why they're being banned.

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  34. Weird and ironic... by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that I see a Scientology ad here.

    1. Re:Weird and ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to say which is more evil, the ad or the fact you seem to be using a mac. Neither makes any sense.

  35. Religion's CEO? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll skip commenting on the "Wikipedia Ban = Nazism" claim. Many, many other people, I'm sure, will point out just how ridiculous it is. After you place that ridiculousness to the side, however, I found something odd. The person making the comparison is "Scientology religion's chief executive officer Mr. David Miscavige". A religion's "chief executive officer"? Since when does a religion have a CEO? Am I just ignorant of the structure of religions other than Judaism (which has a very loose-knit make up - the joke is that if you ask two Jews a question, you'll get three opinions)? Are there other religions with CEO's?

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    1. Re:Religion's CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only one I can think of is Apple

    2. Re:Religion's CEO? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Catholicism has a fairly prominent one. You might have heard of him.

      Just so you know i'm not trolling, the Institute for Works of Religion is run by a banking CEO.

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    3. Re:Religion's CEO? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes each of the three main religions have a CEO going by the aliases God, Jehovah and Allah.

    4. Re:Religion's CEO? by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes must organized churchs have a financial structure. When you donate at a Church that money needs to be managed and compliance with non-profit status upheld. CEO, CIO, CFO, and other corporate officers exist in many religions in order to properly comply with tax, civil, and criminal law. Many donations to churchs gets invested to maintain better returns then just dealing with the donations directly. Remember how many non-profits got stung by Madoff?

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    5. Re:Religion's CEO? by mhs1973 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... who has the management style of a seagull manager. (comes flying in, screams around, leaves some shit, and flies out again)

    6. Re:Religion's CEO? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to metanational.

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    7. Re:Religion's CEO? by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      After you place that ridiculousness to the side, however, I found something odd. The person making the comparison is "Scientology religion's chief executive officer Mr. David Miscavige". A religion's "chief executive officer"? Since when does a religion have a CEO?

      Why not? They have trade secrets after all.

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    8. Re:Religion's CEO? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      What do you think the Pope is? Although to be fair, he's more than a CEO, he's a head of state (Vatican City). And many, if not all, non-denominational churches in the US are organized as a business (specifically, a non-profit business), typically with boards of directors and everything. So it's really not that uncommon for a church to have a CEO, even if they don't call him that.

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    9. Re:Religion's CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember how many non-profits got stung by Madoff?

      Actually, I believe all of Madoff's last clients were "non-profits".

  36. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Allicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not even that bad is it? They still have access, they just can't edit... from IP addresses belonging to CoS... from home IPs is fine.

    So yes, obviously Mr Miscavige is being repellantly disingenuous here.

    If any block of IPs - regardless of who owns it - is routinely responsible for sabotaging the encyclopedia then it seems appropriate that the admins should ban that block of IPs.

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  37. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Meneguzzi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hell, if this analogy works then we should all disable our Spam filters and cower in shame for our prejudice, after all, these guys believe in us seeing the best Pr0n on the internet as well as giving us the opportunity to enhance our manhoods.

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  38. OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by British · · Score: 4, Informative

    What hoops do I have to jump through to see subject lines on Slashdot again?

    1. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

      What hoops do I have to jump through to see subject lines on Slashdot again?

      The subject lines are fine, perhaps you are overrun by eyeball thetans that are blocking your ability to see them. Only Scientology can restore your ability to see Slashdot subject lines!!

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    2. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by xanderrs · · Score: 1

      I've found that "changing" the viewing options in the thread will work. Nothing actually needs to be changed, but the subject lines are visible when viewing from comments.pl instead of the main story page.

    3. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to your preferences and set it to "Slashdot Classic Discussion System". That should stop the nonsense (for now).

    4. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by ThatGuyJon · · Score: 1

      You don't need to sell it to this guy - he clearly stated in his subject line that he was already Operating Thetan.

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    5. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by edschurr · · Score: 2, Informative
      You could try this Greasemonkey script.

      // ==UserScript==
      // @name Fix invisible Slashdot titles
      // @namespace hjd73hd73hd
      // @include http://slashdot.org/story/*
      // ==/UserScript==

      var s = document.createElement("style");
      s.setAttribute("type", "text/css");
      s.innerHTML='\
      .title, .title * {\
      background-color: #005151 !important;\
      //background-image: none !important;\
      }\
      '; // End of source
      document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);

    6. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The genius /. programmers who continually mess up the UI have done it again.

      It's all part of the game of /., where everybody pretends they know about a subject (like Web programming) and then promptly demonstrate what idiots they really are.

      My best advice is that you shouldn't click on any URL that includes the subject of the post in it ... try to find a link that still uses the old, numeric URLs. For example, this will probably have no subject lines:

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/09/06/01/1859223/Laser-Blast-Makes-Regular-Light-Bulbs-Super-Efficient

      While this one will have them:

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/06/01/1859223

      Find it strange that a bug this simple could go unnoticed for days? You must be new here.

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    7. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by edschurr · · Score: 1

      Whoops, there's an error. The Slashdot filter removed an asterisk (used to match subdomains) from the @include in the ecode tag. To correct it this time I saved my post as "code". Hope this works:

      // ==UserScript==
      // @name           Fix invisible Slashdot titles
      // @namespace      hjd73hd73hd
      // @include        http://*slashdot.org/story/*
      // ==/UserScript==

      var s = document.createElement("style");
      s.setAttribute("type", "text/css");
      s.innerHTML='\
          .title, .title * {\
              background-color: #005151 !important;\
              //background-image: none !important;\
          }\
      '; // End of source
      document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);

  39. Fake Press Release by skyryder12 · · Score: 1

    Fake post is fake..... As much as I find their behavior reprehensible, I can't really say trolling them this way shows any more *cough* maturity.

  40. Ok by xenolion · · Score: 1

    Hhmm ok I'm just going to say how I feel here, anyone that compares anything to Hitler to make their point needs to be kicked in the head a few times. Due to the reason comparing anything to Hitler and what was done during that time of a monstrous horror it just a cry to make them look good and claim they where not doing anything wrong. They where abusing the system that was out there, so Wikipedia put an end to it.

  41. Haven't we learned anything? by petes_PoV · · Score: 0, Troll
    As advocates of free software and speech, people in the FOSS community are always saying that censorship on the internet doesn't work. That people will find a way around the "problem". Well now the shoe is on the other foot and we're seeing that the proponents of liberty and free speech fail the first time their principles are challenged - complete hypocrites. While I do not support Scientology (not even sure what it is - it seems to be an american thing, so it doesn't have much effect on the other 95% of the world) as a bystander I can see that censorship simply won't work.

    It's also saddening to see how quickly otherwise liberal minded people revert to the old, dictatorial, oppressive and ultimately ineffective ways of trying to silence people they don't like.

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    1. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by oneirophrenos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's also saddening to see how quickly otherwise liberal minded people revert to the old, dictatorial, oppressive and ultimately ineffective ways of trying to silence people they don't like.

      It's not about silencing anyone, Scientologists still have the means to express their views through their own websites (and countless others). They have just lost the privilege to edit Wikipedia, since it apparently has been found that they have been misusing that privilege. It's like telling someone who is shouting in your ear to shut up: technically, it is limiting their freedom of speech, but don't you think it's justified?

    2. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      What censorship?

    3. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by paulmac84 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you misunderstand censorship:

      "the practice of officially examining books, movies, etc., and suppressing unacceptable parts.

      In this case, it's the CoS that are trying to censor Wikipedia by editing articles to remove the parts they don't want the public to read.

      As you said censorship on the Internet doesn't work, and Wikipedia just proved that by banning the censors - in this case the CoS.

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    4. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Grandim · · Score: 1

      The point is that they were the ones censoring the facts of the wiki articles by overwriting them pro-scientology lies.

    5. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      censorship on the internet doesn't work

            It doesn't. Neither does comparing Wikipedia to the internet. A little perspective is required here. It's just one website, albeit a very popular one. COS no doubt owns and operates many websites around the world where they can push their (lunatic sorry religious) agenda. In fact, I've even seen their flash ads here on slashdot. I've even clicked on them, causing wealth be transferred from them to slashdot (even if it's only 10 cents or so, it's 10 cents less for them).

      PS: I regard all organized religion as scams preying on the weak minded, and don't pretend to single out "Scientology".

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    6. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oh Please....an American thing ?
      The fact that it is banned in Germany and getting its ass kicked in France means nothing to you ?!
      Maybe you'll want to read up before even thinking of posting, please !

      Otherwise, applying the "We won't censor" tag blindly is irresponsible.
      We're not hypocrites, we're responsible and refuse to turn a blind eye.
      There are ALWAYS exceptions to every rule.
      And a "Church" (Cult) that deprives hundreds of thousands in the name of a Religion cooked
      up by a Sci-Fi novelist (L Ron Hubb), that has amassed such a fortune that they can control, subvert and coearse is an organization that must be dealt with before it's too late.

      They even have celebrities involved in this "Ponzie" scheme...
      Bart is a Scientology !!!(The Voice actress)
      I don't have to go into who else is, that for you to Google...

      But STFU unless you have read up mmmkay ?

    7. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you believe that it's censorship for a privately owned website to try to prevent systematic, repeated vandalism of Scientology related articles (said vandalism including removal of (i.e. attempted censorship of) anything negative).

      You are either
      a) a troll
      b) an idiot or
      c) a Scientologist (and by implication also an idiot)

       

    8. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of Scientologists here in the UK as well and I wish they would bugger off.

    9. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free speech can be compromised just as much by too much noise as too little signal. There is no fairness in allowing unlimited free speech to drown out alternative points of view. Until you understand that you are going to continue to be disappointed. No hypocrisy involved at all.

    10. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by petes_PoV · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think you misunderstand censorship:

      Oh no. I understand perfectly. Wikipedia are trying to censor the censors. No matter how you wrap it up, there's still active suppression taking place of people / organisations that wikipedia don't like - that's censorship. The second point is that merely barring some IP addresses is in itself futile - they'll just use other ones. So all the wiki-people do is make themselves look like totalitarians without actually obtaining the outcome they wanted. The test of a democracy (democracy? on the internet? hah!) is how it reacts under pressure. We now know how wiki acts under pressure: badly.

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    11. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
      You obviously haven't checked out the wikipedia front page recently. In many languages it says (english version):

      The Free Encyclopedia

      So privately owned? yes. However you can't make something free and then withdraw that freedom just because people you don't like are altering it. Either it's free or it's not. Of course the main problem is that the wiki-people didn't bother to set up the correct safeguards when they started out. They ran headlong into it all, naively thinking that everyone would play by their rules. Well, they don't. Now the wiki-people are having to use extreme measures to counter a threat they they forget to consider when they were setting things up.

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    12. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Feyshtey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If anything, the CoS is being punishemed for censoring others. This isnt a case of censorship against The Church of Scientology.

      Censorship suggests that a person or group is not allowed to say what they wish. The Church of Scientology had that ability. They could have outlined factual information about their church in the appropriate places on Wiki. But they abused the system and used it has a propoganda tool, editing the contributions of others to further their own agenda.

      Another thing to note is that Wiki is specifically meant and designed to be an apolitical, unbiased, and nuetral publication. Everyone agrees to those terms when they post there. Everyone can openly edit so long as they dont hamper the ability for the facts to be presented. CoS chose to disregard those terms and edit out any facts that shed them in an unfavorable light (of which there are plenty of choices).

      Wiki isnt an advertising service, no matter how much these people seem to think it is. It is for the passage of information, ALL information, whether favorable to them or not.

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    13. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to agree with GP on your general affiliation.

      The issue with Wikipedia, and the censorship going on by the CoS is to try to prevent information from getting out about them. Just like Eliot Spitzer supporters wanted information about a certain prostitute not get out. Just like anyone else with a religious or political axe to grind. Wikipedia effectively handled cases of lone liars, vandals, and nutjobs fairly well: changes got seen and reverted quickly. What it's having a harder time dealing with are organized liars, vandals, and nutjobs.

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    14. Re:Haven't we learned anything? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the n-th time, they didn't just say "we don't like your opinion, go away". There is an approved and tried way to deal with controversal topics on Wikipedia, there is the well known discussion page, there's moderators, there's a solution for almost any kind of argument. What is NOT a solution is to simply go and put your view of something on the front page without even considering someone else's opinion. The CoS isn't the first person or group to be banned for repeatedly and deliberately putting "their" view of events and positions ahead of everyone else's while ignoring the mediation and moderation efforts.

      CoS decided to break the rules, so they're being banned. What's hard to understand about it?

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  42. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These people are being persecuted because of their beliefs and their willingness to stand up for their beliefs.

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed? It was the ones that joined up with the Nazis as soldiers and police. Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.

    "BadAnalogyGuy". Yeah...no kidding.

    Nobody at Wikipedia is forcing CoS members to go against their principles and fellow members and kill them, or even speak poorly of them. They aren't being persecuted for their beliefs. They're being told to leave Wikipedia's private property alone, not even because of their beliefs, but because of their track record of propaganda edits. Which is both completely different, and also legal.
    Considering the CoS's history of making promotional propaganda edits to Wikipedia articles about them, I'd say it's also a very good idea.

    The only way your analogy would work is if certain CoS members were forced to make derogatory edits to Wikipedia, rather than do nothing at all. And they're not even being forced to do nothing; only to do nothing from their own offices. Members can still make edits from home, libraries, Internet cafes, Starbucks' hotspots, and dozens if not hundreds of other places.

    I suppose another way to make your analogy work is if the Jews in Germany/Austria were banned from having loudspeakers in the public square making public service announcements about how Judaism is the salvation to all people and things, and how they're much better than all other religions, and won't sue you for leaving the church, and don't force you to buy ridiculous electronics to practise the religion, and don't keep their most holy books locked up under copyright where nobody can even read them, and loads of other crap. (None of which is true about Judaism, BTW....this is just an example)

    But the Jews didn't try to do this stuff, and they didn't get banned from it. So your analogy doesn't work.

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  43. Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I were Jewish I'd be really insulted by this. I wouldn't want the genocide of my people compared to getting kicked out of McDonalds for repeatedly setting the restroom on fire.

    1. Re:Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      More like getting you and everyone who attends your church (worldwide) kicked out of McDonalds for repeatedly telling people what you ordered, while everyone else is talking amongst themselves saying "OMG! Can you believe he just ordered a human fetus without pickles?!"

      Whether or not they actually ordered a human fetus without pickles is beyond the scope of this comment.

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    2. Re:Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by rev_sanchez · · Score: 1

      The Jews have already had their revenge on the COS. The Kabbalah bunch have superior star power over the Scientologists now and have even managed to sell magic string and magic water to profoundly stupid celebrities.

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    3. Re:Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      The -HEAD OF THE CHURCH- is the one that ordered the fetus, and is now defending that action by any of his followers.

      He defines the policies of the church. He owns the IP's that were banned. He is the one responsible for the process of using the Church's staff and computers to edit wiki so that only positive things are said about his church. What he ordered and the policies that he upholds is precisely the scope of this discussion.

      If that's not enough of a warning flag about this guy, he then correlates getting his hand slapped for abuse of a public information system to the systematic attempt to highlight, humiliate, issolate and ultimately eradicate an entire religion.

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    4. Re:Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      And at least Kabbalah is a more valid religion. Sure, the form that the stars practice is "Kabbalah Lite - Now with extra Watering Down!", but the basis behind it does have valid religious roots (Jewish Mysticism). Scientology is just some bad sci-fi story idea that L. Ron Hubbard came up with and decided to make it into a religion instead of writing a short story based on it. Evil alien warlords trapping alien souls in human bodies may have made for a halfway decent short story, but it makes for an awful "religion".

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    5. Re:Yellow star? I was thinking DC-8. by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      Not to defend the CoS, but exactly what makes the roots of Kaballah/Judaism any more "valid" than the crap about Xenu and the DC-8?

      Religions are all based on bullshit stories, put into place to comfort and/or control their believers, whether the specific bullshit stories in question date back millennia or only decades. Age and number of followers don't make one religion any more valid than another.

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  44. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, we want them all to have a badge of Xenu on it, have the abbreviated South Park version printed on their back with the text "this is what I actually believe" bellow.

  45. Not a serious article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know this is a parody, yes?

    It's not real.

  46. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by .Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong. The Jews were persecuted because they were being used as a scapegoat. It wasn't legitimate and entirely made up.

    CoS is being "persecuted" here because of a pattern of repeatedly submitting shitting articles. I'd hope Wikipedia does more of this. It's a good step towards establishing legitimacy and reliability.

     

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  47. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by __aapspi39 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.
    Oh dear, it was the fault of the Jews all along, was it...who'd have guessed it!

    So there you are, surrounded by all your technology and information - and still...

    Maybe you should try our free personality test...?

  48. Not sure of the validity of the OP by wembley+fraggle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, I actually clicked through to RTFA, and was stunned by the article. I'm pretty sure it's a fake. Just to quote it - "There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology, all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry. Many are also being paid by certain depraved, degenerate factions within the German government. You can't believe any of it. If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy."

    That scans more like Burroughs than anything else. Kind of a satirical send-up of the scientologists, you know? If it *is* real, I think this guy should write more press releases.

    1. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

      So, I actually clicked through to RTFA, and was stunned by the article. I'm pretty sure it's a fake. Just to quote it - "There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology, all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry. Many are also being paid by certain depraved, degenerate factions within the German government. You can't believe any of it. If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy."

      That scans more like Burroughs than anything else. Kind of a satirical send-up of the scientologists, you know? If it *is* real, I think this guy should write more press releases.

      You left out the best part, the next sentence in that paragraph after the rant. Note, words in bold demonstrate irony, in context of the "slippery slope" argument which preceded the following sentence.

      This is why it is necessary for Scientologists to try to present a balanced perspective, by showcasing all the good things about the Scientology religion, and removing all the lies.

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    2. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by Golden_Rider · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it is a fake. If you follow the "scientology" links at the left side of the article, you even will get rickrolled :-)

      But I guess it's not too far from what a REAL article by Miscavige would be like...

    3. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by MrMista_B · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you know any scientologists? Have any friends,or family members who are scientologists?

      My friend, that is not satire in the slightest. That is what these people actually believe.

    4. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by hotdiggity · · Score: 1

      If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy."

      ...and the icepick lobotomy recipients would then menace human society for ever more by writing and publishing crap like Battlefield Earth.

    5. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

      Best fake article ever. Out of a hundred comments so far no one noticed this is fake. This guy already got fooled at p2pnet.

      Why this fake article works is that Scientology really believes this stuff. It's in the Psych Busters propaganda video the cult puts out.

    6. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be thoroughly aware that CoS specialist trolls excel in trying to deflect/deflate information abou their scam in forums by falsely presenting themselves to be "concerned people who see merit" or some such bollocks. If they can't address the issue directly without looking like a total idiot, they'll simply try to derail the discussion.

    7. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter who knows scientologists personally or not.

      The simple fact is that the comparison they made between getting banned on wikipedia for repeatedly breaking the rules and being persecurted by Nazis is ludicrous, like so much of their other behaviour.

    8. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, it's a fake. To many mistakes in the story's text:

      First of all, there is no title of CEO within CoS. David Miscavige is refered to as COB (of the Religious Technology Center).

      A casual reader should notice five to ten other obvious give-aways that it is fabricated.

      It's amazing that /. did not check the sources on this - as the story says:
      "To request copies or permission to reproduce Mr. David Miscavige's statement, contact:..." /. : -1 credibility

    9. Re:Not sure of the validity of the OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know any scientologists? Have any friends,or family members who are scientologists?

      I once knew a man in his 40's that was a Scientologist. I knew his father too. They were both dentists in a building I worked at, both having their own private practice. The father had just retired.

      The man's father suddenly died of a heart attack while sitting in his office's patients' chair. He was old, in his 60's, so nothing was thought of it.

      The next month, the younger man died, from a heart attack, in his office's patients' chair.

      A few months earlier, he had mentioned wanting to leave The Church.

  49. I doubt by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    I doubt anyone would ever make them wear yellow stars. However, based on this moronic overreaction we could arrange bright red tattoos on their foreheads that say "Dumbass"!

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  50. Better Idea by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?'

    How about T-Shirts that say "I'm with Stupid" with the arrow pointing up? How dare they compare their made up religion to someone else's made up religion.

  51. Comparing Jimbo to Hitler is deeply offensive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler never banned edits from any IP addresses.

  52. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ponraul · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Successful troll is successful. Cool story, bro.

  53. Wikipedia's problem is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The benefit of censorship of the 'ban' type to clean up poor debates is linear for n banned organisations.

    The problems that arise from censorship, the debate and distractions and criticisms, is exponential.

    Just wait and see. There will be plenty of articles and discussion around this - next time they ban an entire group of people there will be ten times as much.

  54. Puns by Smivs · · Score: 1

    ... that Wikipedia has banned edits originating from ... the Church of Scientology... Scientology leader ...David Miscavige

    It just makes me wonder, is it a David and Goliath type battle or just a Mascavige of Justice?

    1. Re:Puns by gaderael · · Score: 1

      ... that Wikipedia has banned edits originating from ... the Church of Scientology... Scientology leader ...David Miscavige

      It just makes me wonder, is it a David and Goliath type battle or just a Mascavige of Justice?

      He'll be here all week folks! Be sure to tip your waitress!

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  55. Only in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > David Miscavige calls the ban "a 'despicable hate crime,' and asks,
    > 'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed
    > stars on our clothing?'

    Only on France.

  56. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend reading it. It's utterly unhinged. Mental.

    "If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen..."
    That's a lot of gunmen.

    "Scientology has also been declared a bona-fide religion by Mr. Frank Flynn, Adjunct Professor of Sociology at the University of Kansas."
    If it's cool with Frank, then it's cool with me.

    "Many celebrities are Scientologists, and ordinary public Scientologists sometimes get to meet them."
    Awesome!

    "...Scientologists deserve to be treated fairly, which means that we should be allowed to do things that other groups may not do."
    What?

    "We do not find critics of Scientology who do not have criminal backgrounds."
    I got arrested for being drunk in charge of a bicycle once. Does that count?

  57. Have they no shame? by liquidsunshine · · Score: 1

    I've always been impressed with how ridiculous the CoS can be, but this is a new low, even for them.

  58. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Narpak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If losing editing rights (on Wikipedia) from CoS IPs is akin to Nazi prosecution of Jews then I wonder what they say about "The Norwegian Ministry of Health and Care Services is considering prosecuting and banning some Scientology practices, in particular the use of the Scientology personality test to sell courses. State Secretary Rigmor Aasrud said that the activities in question might be prosecuted as fraud or as violations of existing healthcare regulations." Or for that matter the trials against them in France.

    If just losing editing rights is as bad as Nazi prosecution then by comparison other forms of prosecution must be like killing kittens with sledgehammers.

  59. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooooooh!

    Right to liVe, not right to lie.

    See, it was all a simple misunderstanding. Don't rely too heavily on your spell-checkers, people!

  60. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Filtering IPs from the CoS prevents them from contributing or skewing an already established work: it doesn't attach an indelible mark with which others can identify them with (and use against them) and it doesn't promote wide-spread "We hate you" feelings - it's just saying "We don't want your 'contributions'"

    Then again the CoS is probably worse than the Nazis since their attitude is closer to pinning the yellow star on everyone else.

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  61. That's fine, Dave by petrus4 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In case any of you don't know, the guy quoted there, David Miscavige, was named heir as the leader of Scientology by its' founder, Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, and from everything I've seen, is equally schizophrenic.

    Scientology has destroyed countless lives. There are very few things about which I agree with Anonymous, but their quest for the end of Scientology is one of them.

    Eventually, Scientology will be destroyed, all of the lives that it has taken will be avenged, and their wronged spirits will finally be able to rest.

    You might have been able to survive everything that came before it, Dave; but you will not survive the righteous wrath of the 'Net.

    1. Re:That's fine, Dave by dave420 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Here's a first-hand account of David Miscavige's earlier years:

      LARSON (voice of): The old management was discharged, the new management was put in its place. And its motto was, "We make no deals with anybody. We're tough, we're ruthless, no deals".

      LARSON (on camera): It was about 15 of us. We went out and rented three limos, drove up to an organization in San Francisco and did a practice (snaps fingers) beat-'em-up kind of meeting, you know. We took the CDB Org--the commanding officer of that org, organization. He got thrown into the filing cabinets, he was sec-checked on the meter and, um, you--that's where you, what, you have to tell the truth. And there's a whole row of people around the guy, right? And he's sitting there hanging onto the cans and--this is nothing to do with religion any more, right? This is, "Where's the money, Jack? I want the money! Where did you put the money?" And he said, "I, you--I don't know! I don't have the money." David Miscavige comes up, grabs him by the tie (makes punching motion with his right arm) and starts bashing him into the filing cabinet. And he's thrown out in the street; his tie is ripped off. Um, this is just a warm-up kind of bash.

      It's from a BBC documentary made in 1987 called Scientology - The Road to Total Freedom. The part of the documentary containing the quote above can be seen here, if you don't want to watch the whole thing (which you should, if this interests you, as it's incredibly eye-opening).

  62. the low-hanging fruit by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    No, just one that says "[Citation needed]".

    But seriously, Wikimedia treated CoS the same way they treat any other individual or organization that reliably skews the prose of Wikipedia. CoS should be flattered to be put on the same pedestal as other more reputable and recognized organizations.

  63. i'm amazed! by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

    while looking at the summary from google reader, i saw a cos advert! it took me to their homepage. i must say though, their website looks quite polished and professional.

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    1. Re:i'm amazed! by Canazza · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      unlink /.

      come on, fix your formatting and give us back title backgrounds

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    2. Re:i'm amazed! by Canazza · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *unlike
      curse my fat fingers

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  64. Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So the church of Scientology actually recognises the Holocaust now? Ah well :)

    1. Re:Recognition by xenolion · · Score: 1

      Like most popular groups they only recognize it if it benefits, or they can use it to their advantage. But still your right they now have a head person saying things close to it LOL

  65. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this is basically analogous to having your story submits summarily rejected by a newspaper because you've submitted so much crap in the past.

    Well.... they should come on down to Slashdot, let Kdawson show em' how it's done!

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  66. Wkipedia is just clearing Thetans by Maintenance+Goof · · Score: 1

    Of course the Thetans are going to complain when you try to clear them. If the Thetans didn't misuse their ability to "implant" suggestions then Wikipedia would not have to clear them.

  67. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /me listens to the repetitive (and correct) cries of 'Godwins Law!' This is just silly in my opinion. The Church of Scientology is no more special than any other user on Wikipedia, and in the case of other users editing and re-editing articles constantly so as to create a bias of any kind, they are banned and their IP addresses flagged. If they did not see this coming, then they should have read the page 'Wikipedia:Neutral point of view' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Neutral_point_of_view). The first line spells it out clearly "Neutral point of view is a fundamental Wikimedia principle and a cornerstone of Wikipedia. All Wikipedia articles and other encyclopedic content must be written from a neutral point of view, representing fairly, and as far as possible without bias...". Also; a general tip for David Miscavige, using analogies that stretch things to the extreme rarely work, and more often than not they merely make the creator of the analogy look melodramatic and in this case, whiny and unintelligent.

  68. "Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Roxton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Besides, Wikipedia is private non-profit organization. It's their servers, it's their site, and they are fully within their rights to say who is and who is not welcome to use them. It's no different when the Church of Scientology comes knocking on your door passing out their pamphlets and you slam the door in their face and tell them to get lost. Private property is private property.

    I hate seeing this argument pop up again and again. Wikipedia has a lot of de facto power. We gave them this power by using the service and promoting it among our acquaintances. We didn't give Jimmy Wales this power so that he could use it to advance a personal agenda of changing social perceptions or silencing arbitrary voices. There's a certain amount of accountability here.

    But the decision to ban Scientology's IP's was perfectly in line with a reasonable prior policy. That's what makes this is OK, not the fact that Wikipedia is private property.

    1. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the decision to ban Scientology's IP's was perfectly in line with a reasonable prior policy. That's what makes this is OK, not the fact that Wikipedia is private property.

      Well, I do know that the decision was based on a very reasonable prior policy (abuse the system and get your IP address(es) banned), and I agree that Wikipedia owes a lot of its existence to the community and that they have a duty to the community to not push a personal agenda, that's all a given.

      But that's all besides the point: the Church of Scientology simply has no leg to stand on here. Wikipedia, for whatever reasons and policies are enacted, has every right to tell the CoS to piss off, espoecially if they are being abusive.

    2. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't give Jimmy Wales this power so that he could use it to advance a personal agenda of changing social perceptions or silencing arbitrary voices.

      No. That's the job of the Media Conglomerates. Sheesh.

    3. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      de facto power. We gave them this power by using the service and promoting it among our acquaintances.

      That would make it your fault if that power is abused, then.

    4. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has a lot of de facto power. We gave them this power by using the service and promoting it among our acquaintances. We didn't give Jimmy Wales this power so that he could use it to advance a personal agenda of changing social perceptions or silencing arbitrary voices.

      Sure, fine. However, your personal motivations for using, promoting and possibly donating to Wikipedia are irrelevant here. Some minuscule assistance in making a site popular does not give you any right to control how it may be used in the future. If that doesn't sit well with you, too bad--you should've considered it before contributing.

      There's a certain amount of accountability here.

      Not really. Their servers, their rules. The only real "accountability" here is that they can't offend too many contributors--or the wrong contributors, e.g. major donors--and still remain relevant and functional. Your lone dissent doesn't qualify as either.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    5. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Roxton · · Score: 1

      Some minuscule assistance in making a site popular does not give you any right to control how it may be used in the future. If that doesn't sit well with you, too bad--you should've considered it before contributing.

      Your implicit argument is that since I'm powerless to stop the abuse, no abuse occurred. Or perhaps even the more famous non-sequitor, "if you lived in a shack in Montana, this wouldn't be a problem."

      Look, I'm a libertarian. I wish libertarians would spend more time discussing non-governmental approaches to preventing abuse rather than retroactively defining abuse as being the transubstantiation of rainbows and puppies.

    6. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I offer up my resources to do X, and X catches on and is useful to a lot of people, then my resources cease to be mine? I don't think so.

      If a lot of other people also make contributions, they can lay claim to my resources? Not without a contract to that effect.

      Through well over 99.999% of human history, there was no wikipedia. The fact that it has been really useful to a lot of people, does not mean that it somehow "owes" us continued useful-ness, or anything else for that matter.

      You'd do well to trade in your sense of entitlement for a sense of gratitude.

    7. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The essential part here is "WE gave him the power". The same way we give powre to news media and tv networks. So far, though, Wikipedia managed to stay on the "information" side and didn't degrade into "opinion" too far. Yeah, I know, it's changing...

      What people forget is that information is rarely devoid of opinion, simply because it's human beings who collect and distribute information, and every single of them has an opinion. Wikipedia is good for answers to factual questions. How heavy is this atom? How much rain falls in India? How far away is a star? It's not really the place to look if you want to know whether something is 'good' or 'bad'.

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    8. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Roxton · · Score: 1

      You'd do well to trade in your sense of entitlement for a sense of gratitude.

      If by "entitlement," you mean "your civic responsibility" and if by "gratitude," you mean "a pleasant feeling of complacency."

      Wikimedia would be nothing without its users. We have a seat at the bargaining table. You have a responsibility not to walk away from that table.

      I think people cultivate your attitude because right now it's very difficult for a highly fragmented interest like users to leverage their power. People get tired of feeling impotent, and go the coward's route of abdicating responsibility. Hopefully in a few years, we'll start seeing technologies emerge that people to make their shared interest felt in a libertarian-friendly way.

      In the meantime, well, we can all be glad that Jimmy Wales is a decent human being.

    9. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Wikipedia has a lot of de facto power. We gave them this power by using the service and promoting it among our acquaintances. "

      More fool you, then. Sucker.

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    10. Re:"Oh, but it's Private Property(TM)" by Roxton · · Score: 1

      More fool you, then. Sucker.

      You're right, disengagement is the way to go. I've got my canned meat, my rifle, and my shack. Care to join me?

  69. "I'm With Stupid" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?'

    No, a t-shirt saying "I'm With Stupid" and an arrow pointing to a picture of L Ron Hubbard should suffice. . .

  70. I really think the Scientologists are idiots. by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    I truly believe that L. Ron Hubbard started Scientology as a Joke/Experiment to show how gullable people are to religion. I think it was taken over by people who know exactly how to profit from religion (not unlike the clerics etc. of most religions - especially the T.V. religions). Fuck them! I truly do HATE people who try to force irrationality down the throats of others. They should be killed.

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  71. The problem with Nazis... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that they did a lot of bad things. Are you only allowed to say "this person is doing this bad thing" if:
    (pick one)
      - Nazis didn't do it
      - Some person more well-known than the Nazis, who was not themselves a Nazi, did it
      - The person you're talking about has ALSO killed six-million jews

    Just because the Nazi's killed a bunch of people doesn't suddenly excuse everything they did leading up to killing a bunch of people, or make it okay.

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
    1. Re:The problem with Nazis... by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're allowed to say "This person is doing a bad thing" as much as you want. But saying that they're as bad as the Nazis is out of line unless the person/organization you're talking about has killed millions.

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    2. Re:The problem with Nazis... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've _ever_ seen a nazi reference (aside from some things from PETA) which claimed "and that makes them as bad as the nazis!"

      It's always: "Person/Organization does X. It is generally considered a bad thing for that to happen. For example, it's often pointed out as one of the bad things the Nazis did, and nobody ever stands up to say "that wasn't a bad thing when the Nazis did X"."

      It's pretty much just a way of saying "look at it this way: if a well-known evil was doing something similar, you'd consider it evil, wouldn't you?" Because the context of what else someone has done shouldn't come into play when determining whether or not ONE action they've done is bad.

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  72. Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the idea of identifying CoS members has some merit, although a dunce cap might be more appropriate than a yellow star.

    Or maybe the Puritans had something: we could dunk them in water, and if their body thetans don't weigh them down, they're truly "clear" and then we can put the dunce cap on them.

    I don't know about you all, but I want to be able to identify people with goofy beliefs. At least on Sunday the religious nuts go to church so for a few hours a week we know where they're all at.

    Anyway, everybody knows the only true belief system is Thelema.

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    1. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyway, everybody knows the only true belief system is Thelema.

      I know you were being sarcastic, but damn... when it comes to people with goofy beliefs, you sure know how to pick 'em. Crowley was nuttier than a Snickers bar.

    2. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by cob666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hubbard apparently had close ties with members of the OTO in California and Hubbard was supposedly quite fond of one of Crowley's early publications which later became 'Magick in Theory and Practice'. Crowley believed in what he was doing in a time when the occult was quite popular. Hubbard was always a charlatan. There's tons of information on wikipedia now.

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    3. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People don't realize that Crowley was crazy like a fox. He played the religion game the same as the Scientologists do: mix in some common sense advice with some absolutely crazy BS. Crowley says to do things like meditate, exercise, and do yoga, but it's all mixed in with nonsense. His stuff was designed to appeal to a certain kind of English spiritual dilettante, and in some ways can be considered a huge joke at their expense.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    4. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Crowley was nuttier than a Snickers bar.

      ...half the time. When the wind was southerly, he knew a hawk from a handsaw.

      He's an interesting character. He was one of the first Westerners to take an interest in yoga and in Buddhism, and his early writings on these are insightful. Some of his work shows a understanding of ritual magic as psychological exercise -- for instance, in a preface to his and Mather's version of The Lesser Key of Solomon, he wrote that "The spirits of the Goetia are portions of the human brain.... If, then, I say, with Solomon: 'The Spirit Cimieries teaches logic,' what I mean is: 'Those portions of my brain which subserve the logical faculty may be stimulated and developed by following out the processes called "The Invocation of Cimieries."'"

      And then he had a nervous breakdown and started top believe that he was "the Prophet chosen to proclaim the Law which will determine the destinies of this planet for an epoch," and "in a class which contains only seven other names in the whole of human history".

      Some more thoughts on poor ol' Aleister here.

      So: wacky, yes, but I'd take Crowley over L. Ron any day.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    5. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Crowley believed in the Magickal practices he pursued, but the philosophy behind it and the esoteric reasoning involved is far beyond cryptic. Of course it makes no sense to anyone who doesn't really understand it all, but Crowley took a perverse pleasure in deliberate misleading people in his writings - because anyone he would respect would clearly see the deliberate errors, and the rest he considered fools. He despised fools.

      Although his practices were an admixture of a variety of different religious traditions and beliefs, they are essentially Kabalistic in nature. He was a very deep cove overall. Batty as hell mind you, but very very intelligent. Strangely enough he was also a champion mountain-climber :P

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    6. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's pretty much my reading of Crowley.

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    7. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 0

      So, is this still "troll tuesday" (whatever the fuck that means to your tiny nerd brain) or are you still trying to get the last word in like a person who hasn't seen a woman naked?

      I'm guessing the latter of the two - but please - prove me right.

    8. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 0

      So, is this still "troll tuesday" (whatever the fuck that means to your itty bitty nerd brain) or are you still trying to get the last word in like a person who hasn't seen a woman naked?

      I'm guessing the latter of the two - but please - prove me right.

    9. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Crowley was every bit a genius. He had chunks of guys like L.Ron Hubbard in his stool. His work is very very hard to read, and you always get the sense that he's laughing atyou, the reader, but there's much to learn in what he had to say. His "Magick Without Tears" is still one of the greatest works for young sorcerers.

      He was one of the first modern magicians who believed that a rigorous, even scientific approach could be applied to spiritual matters. His tarot, Thoth, is one of the most beautiful works of art in the 20th century. Plus, it is capable of changing your life if you know how to study it.

      Crowley was a world-class mountaineer and even a British spy, besides revolutionizing esoteric study. His work paved the way for the great Austin Spare and then the Chaos Magicians of the 70s and 80s. He informed the later work of diverse thinkers as Timothy Leary, R. D. Laing, Alan Moore and many many artists of the 20th and 21st centuries.

      If you believe in the "hacker" ethos, it's ultimate expression is in Chaos Magick, where you literally can hack reality (or, at least what's commonly known as "consensus reality"). Magic is defined as changing reality with your will. Sort of like what the observer in Schroedinger's Cat does, except on purpose. Chaos Magick works. I am absolutely convinced that you can change your external reality in significant (even measurable) ways using Magick.

      It took me more than 50 years to finally learn that magic(k) is absolutely real. Yes, I believe in magic.

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    10. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Crowley was every bit a genius. He had chunks of guys like L.Ron Hubbard in his stool. His work is very very hard to read, and you always get the sense that he's laughing atyou, the reader, but there's much to learn in what he had to say. His "Magick Without Tears" is still one of the greatest works for young sorcerers.

      When he was at his best -- and parts of Magick Without Tears are there -- yes.

      When he was deep in the grip of his Aiwass delusions, well, not so much.

      Chaos Magick works. I am absolutely convinced that you can change your external reality in significant (even measurable) ways using Magick.

      You can certainly change your experience, your own subjective reality, with magic(k).

      Of course, you can also do that with LSD.

      And since "consensus" reality is a social construct, if you've got a crowd that's susceptible to manipulation, under some circumstances you can change the consensus with magic(k).

      But if you think "objective" reality -- that is, consensus reality as observed and experienced under carefully controlled conditions by skeptical observers in a reproducible manner -- can be changed by magic(k) in ways not already accounted for by physics, well, prove it and the JREF has a fortune for you.

      The true believer's approach makes claims about the objective universe that don't hold up to controlled experiment and observation. The skeptic's dismissal of all this as hallucination or delusion neglects the fact that most events in the universe occur outside of laboratory controls, and ignores the person to whom the experience is happening, flattening out the subjective dimension. The challenge for the industrial-strength shaman is to move between these models, from reality tunnel to reality tunnel, as needed to be effective in any given situation.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
  73. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

    And their members can, in fact, edit Wikipedia from other locations. But this wasn't "members" editing. This was the cult's own staff doing a planned campaign to distort and eliminate the postings of others.

    Remember, few "members" are permitted to deal with skeptical outsiders. That's a task reserved for the "Office of Special Affairs", their group that took on dealing with reporters and former members, after the "Guardian's Office" had its leadership convicted of planting bomb threats to discredit the author Susan Meister and convicted of a large array of other crimes. Look it up: this is _precisely_ the material that these astro-turfing censors wanted to eliminate from Wikipedia. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Special_Affairs, it's fascinating what this cult has done historically to harass writers and former members.

  74. Puh-lease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientology is a racket for the gullible and mentally deficient.

  75. Reductio Ad Hitlerium by senorpoco · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't You See? It's Da JOOOS.

  76. Jebus... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology, all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry. Many are also being paid by certain depraved, degenerate factions within the German government. You can't believe any of it. If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy.

    Wow... way to make your case, there. Nope... not crazy at all. Now, where'd I put that icepick...

  77. Re:6 pointed yellow star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see the my.php part of that? Try again. Take your time, download paint.net or GIMP or whatever, and give us an actual working link.

  78. Just like in IRC by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    In a way Wikipedia is just like IRC: +v is a privilege, not a right.

    Wiki did the equivalent of: "/mode -v CoS"

    Just "/ignore CoS" and maybe CoS will stfu and gtfo without requiring a /kick /ban.

  79. No, Mr Miscavige, we were thinking more like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a pointy little Dunce cap!

  80. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by couchslug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no obligation to religion/superstition by private groups. It is time anti-religionists went on the offensive to assert ourselves (legally) against superstition.

    We don't have to give religionists anything we are not obliged to in law, and we do NOT owe respect to superstition. Scientology in my opinion is a blatant con game, and hence worthy of (legal) denial of support. Supporters should be exposed so those of us who oppose Scientology can (legally) choose the manner of our interaction with them.

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  81. Maybe not six-pointed stars; by fishtorte · · Score: 1

    I think a better requirement would be to prominently display the amount of their and others' money the Scientologists have siphoned off them.

  82. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    So...if something is not digitalish does that make it analogy?

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  83. This is a fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a fake for many reasons:

    1) One of the tags is "Marcab Confederacy." The Marcab Confederacy is part of the confidential OT levels in Scientology (like Xenu) and would never be disclosed publicly.
    2) David Miscavige stays out of the public eye. To my knowledge, he has never issued a public statement on anything and the most recent interview he has given was over 10 years ago. If this was
            authentic, it would have been issued by a spokesperson, such as Tommy Davis.
    3) One of the comments on the article posted by the author is "NOOOOOO IT'S REAL IT'S REAL. "

    The author took some quotes and ideas from speeches Miscavige has delivered over the years at Scientology events and tried to present it in a way that is accessible to the public.

  84. A New Record! by chill · · Score: 1

    Godwin's Law IN THE ARTICLE AND SUMMARY! YES!

    A missed opportunity to combine both the infamous "First Post" and "Godwin's Law -- Discussion Over", making the shortest Slashdot comment thread theoretically possible.

    If only the article somehow involved Natalie Portman eating Grits and telling CoS "All your base in those Hawaiian volcanoes belong to us"...

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  85. This is all wrong... by SpurtyBurger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... it's obviously a Miscavige of justice. I'll get me coat.

  86. Fastest invocation of Godwin's Law ever. by Grashnak · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Gee, they didn't even wait until the discussion thread to invoke the Nazis. Isn't that an automatic epic fail?

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  87. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 hat-stand

  88. This totally PROVES it by Murpster · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia is in league with Xenu!!!

    1. Re:This totally PROVES it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia is in league with Xenu!!!

      ...and you cannot think about Xenu without mentioning Xen0 first.

  89. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wait, did you just impy that killing kittens is worse than killing people?!?

  90. Yeess yesss i see it clearly now by unity100 · · Score: 1

    i see that all my misconceptions about the scientologists and scientology was wrong ! they were quantum angels from the sky. or whatever. yes yes. nazis. and the yellow star. yeees. that. that and a f#@in pair of boots to be fitted into that guy's ass.

  91. +1 I can't wait. by toby · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  92. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by DavidR1991 · · Score: 1

    "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind"

  93. So that's why Hitler's bad? by sorak · · Score: 1

    So Hitler did not allow the Jews to edit their own wikipedia entries? I'm not Jewish, but I thought they were pissed about the whole genocide thing.

  94. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Scientology is an elective class of people, on the whole. It is not an ethnic grouping of some historical standing, with traditional relations - good and bad - with the broader community.

    CoS shared some characteristics with Israeli intelligence and guerilla information warfare outfits. Beyond this, the analogy that refers to this effort by the "Church" to control its public perception to the Nazi program to decimate European Jewry is disgusting.

    "Calling 4Chan!"

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  95. Line By Line Rebuttal by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I wasn't going to comment at length about this, but this guy's rant just screams for a line-by-line rebuttal.

    Like all Scientologists, I am outraged that in the 21st century, it is acceptable for Wikipedia's ArbCom to commit such a despicable hate crime as blocking Scientology parishioners from editing Wikipedia in the comfort and security of Scientology-owned properties.

    Sorry, but this isn't a hate crime. Blocking someone from using your privately owned service (which Wikipedia essentially is even if the public contributes to it) is perfectly legal. You can even block groups of people. If an evangelical Christian group started post-bombing a forum I run telling people to accept Jesus or burn in hell, I'd ban the lot of them. They could scream and shout all they wanted, but it wouldn't be a hate crime and they wouldn't have a legal leg to stand on if they tried to sue me for access to my site.

    Blocking the IP addresses of computers located at Scientology's Pac Base, Int Base and Celebrity Centre is just a way to force Scientology parishioners into an undesired beingness.

    So leaving the Scientology compound is undesirable? Isn't that one of the signs of being a cult? Telling members that they should either reside on "the compound" or else?

    What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?"

    I'll have to get back to you on this. Wikipedia's takeover of the US government is still in the pre-alpha stages. Seriously, though, how does a private entity banning a group on grounds of abuse equal Nazism. Oh right, because it happened to them, therefore it is evil incarnate.

    The goal of Scientology is a sane world, without criminals, without psychiatric terror, without war. Ultimately, the goal of Scientology is sanity itself. Only the insane would attempt to stop Scientology.

    Personally, I've always found sanity overrated. *cue Daffy Duck looney laugh as I bounce off the walls*

    With this brutal decision, not only is Wikipedia criminally attacking the world's most ethical people, members of the Scientology religion, but it is preventing Scientologists from presenting our religion in the most positive and truthful light.

    Brutal? Criminally attacking? I must have missed the news story where Wikipedia sent storm troopers into the Scientology compounds to shoot random people, beat them with their own monitors, and hang them with Ethernet cabling. It didn't happen? It was just an IP ban? The horrors!!!!

    I'll give "the world's most ethical people" a pass since every group pretty much thinks they are the best. Otherwise why would they belong to the group. (Yes, I'm stifling a lot of laughter given Scientology's past behavior here.) But presenting their "religion" in "the most positive and truthful light"? Translation: "Wikipedia wouldn't let us mass-edit pages to spin everything to favor us. How dare they not give us the final word on what should be written about us on their own site!!!"

    There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology,

    I'll agree with him here. Tons of nonsense. Of course, it doesn't help when your "religion" is nonsense to begin with.

    all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry.

    This post brought to you by the letter P, the number 666, and a big honkin' paycheck from Psychiatrists Insistent on Scrapping Scientology.

    Many are also being paid by certain depraved, degenerate factions within the German government.

    Perhaps he can instruct me how to receive these payments. I missed out on the "Jews run the world" power position. At least I can settle for "paid by the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry a

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    1. Re:Line By Line Rebuttal by jowilkin · · Score: 1

      You just spent way too much of your time rebutting a parody. The article is not real...

    2. Re:Line By Line Rebuttal by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Apparently, when I don't sleep well for a few days (combination of not going to sleep until very late, kids waking me up very early and often, and EA Sports ACTIVE kicking my keister), I lose my ability to discern parody from reality. ;-)

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    3. Re:Line By Line Rebuttal by jowilkin · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry, it looks like 90% of the posters here were not able to figure it out either :)

  96. cr by crazymichael · · Score: 1

    the wiki reich is imprisoning the scientologists.

  97. freeballer by freeballer · · Score: 1

    I think thats perfect for scientoligy and should perhaps be some sorta confirmation in all other entries before changes are made... or at least some of them that inspire such a debate. As for comparing them to the jews and normal people as nazis here's the thing; yes, I am atheist... Yes, I think alot of stories of bible are nuts but not as nuts as half the stuff I know about scientology. I listen, watch, or read anything on them and the idea of a jewis carpenter walking on water, healing people and dying and comming back seems totally sane and rational to me.. In fact you could tell me the moon conspiracy, bigfoot and lock-ness are real, you have proof and elvis is behind them all and I'd still think you were a million times saner.

    Anyways. Rant done, good job on blocking them
    Probably a good idea to do this with all organized religion, cult or anything else with such conflict
    Take care
    Geo

    P.s. I don't give a poop if someone hates me for what I said. If you reply with intelligent, replyable answer I will
    Otherwise don't bore me

  98. Will Scientologists have to wear yellow stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you Scientologists wouldn't mind, yes. Thanks. Perhaps tin foil hats as well.

  99. the problem is these guys play dirty by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Informative

    cross the CoS, you get reamed. amongst their successful takedown targets: the IRS. yes, the IRS. read all about it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_snow_white

    see the part where they break into IRS offices? i wonder how many times this section has been deleted by CoS griefers

    this is a good article:

    http://www.villagevoice.com/content/printVersion/487758

    if these assholes have no bringing the god damn IRS to heal, what the hell do you think they are going to do about wikipedia? we all should worry, these CoS trolls are committed, and the splash damage could seriously bring wikipedia's integrity into question if the CoS wins any sort of battle with wikipedia

    Even after Hubbard's death in 1986, the IRS continued to deny the organization tax-exempt status, and Scientology fought back by siccing personal investigators on individual IRS employees and filing more than 2,000 separate lawsuits against the agency.

    Despite the harassment, however, the IRS continued to win victories against Scientology in court. In 1992, A United States Claims Court upheld the IRS denial, citing "the commercial character of much of Scientology" and its "scripturally based hostility to taxation." Tax exempt organizations, the claims court wrote, "simply do not exhibit the financial complexity or the phenomenal preoccupation with money displayed by Scientology's management churches and organizers."

    By then, however, the IRS had already, secretly, caved. In 1991, under the first George Bush presidency, the IRS had reversed itself and began a process that wasn't made public until 1993, under the Clinton administration, when the IRS revealed that it was giving nearly every Scientology entity the tax exempt status it coveted.

    It was a stunning turnaround and one that, [more than] a decade later, still has tax experts shaking their heads.

    Former IRS exempt organizations specialist and tax journalist Paul Streckfus says that the IRS simply cracked from the pressure Scientology had been applying for so many years.

    "The IRS found that Scientology was more than they could handle," Streckfus says. "We think of the IRS as so powerful, but by 1991, the commissioner of the time, Fred Goldberg, decided that the case was tying up the IRS. Scientology seemed to have limitless money, so I think Goldberg decided he wanted to get rid of the case and to hell with it. He directed his people to get the best deal that they could."

    Miscavige, announcing the victory to his flock at a gathering in Los Angeles, bragged that in 1991 he had simply dropped by the IRS headquarters and, without an appointment, asked to speak to Goldberg. (After this was first reported, Scientology took out a full-page ad in the New York Times denying that Miscavige had said it.) Soon after the impromptu meeting, Goldberg established a special committee to examine the Scientology cases--a move that tax experts say all but assured that the exemptions would eventually be awarded. In court testimony, IRS officials have admitted that during the process of granting the exemptions, they were instructed not to look into Scientology's business-like ventures. The final agreement called for Scientology to pay $12.5 million.

    "To them, it was a pittance," Streckfus says.

    Goldberg has refused to discuss the matter since he left the IRS. A New York Times analysis of the affair estimated that Scientology saved tens of millions of dollars in taxes.

    "The war is OVER!" Miscavige said in his Los Angeles speech, and at one point referred to a "billion dollar tax bill" that Scientology would not have to pay.

    "It's a sad commentary," says Streckfus about the IRS cave-in. "You or I would have been sent up the river. But if you have enough resources, you can beat off the IRS."

    The IRS no longer describes Scientology as a money-making dictatorship headed by one man, but a religion which contains many separate, legally distinct entities, each with its own board of directors and corporate officers.

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  100. Someone kill off half his family... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And systematically assault and harass all known critics of his "religion."

    I honestly think this world would be a better place if the people who run this sick sham of a "religion" were taken out back and had the shit kicked out of them. Not the underlings, many of whom are probably genuinely confused / lonely / sad people on the margins of society...

    But the people who perpetuate it? Fuck 'em. They're the real terrorists and I frankly don't give a shit if they get tossed in some backwater pound me in the ass prison.

  101. SUPERWHOOSH!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the way people are responding, I'd have to say that either:

    a) They didn't RTFA; or
    b) This went WHOOSH! over their heads

    Some of the replies come from people who clearly did read the "statement," and they still didn't realize it was a parody. For goodness' sake, someone's even tagged it fakepost!

  102. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, are the kittens Scientologists? Or at least L Ron Hubbard's kittens? What about the people? I think that answers that.

  103. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think they should be issued yellow stars. They can wear them in opposition to the Wikipedia action and everybody who interacts with them can have a reasoned debate knowing they are talking with a religious zealot over a resource striving, however imperfectly, to be somewhat scientifically, socially and economically accurate.

    Sometimes religious zealot rants go against that. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with CoS creating a web page refuting every objectionable thing in Wikipedia and adding any color needed to enhance clarity from their perspective. There is nothing wrong with respectfully asking that site be linked in the Wiki article.

    The information need not be suppressed. It need not be endorsed by Wikipedia. It needs to be identified as strongly supported by a faction of the society, and refuted on some rational basis by another larger faction of society.

    This is a religion invented and created by a science fiction author as a lark. The fact there are so many zealots involved in the day to day "process" of the religion in no way makes it any more or less real than any other religion, but to some it seems more of a fixation than a belief.

    But then I suppose plenty of people say that about the genuflections of Jews and Muslims too.

  104. No matter how smart... Scientology is still a scam by RaigetheFury · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with most scams is the people that do them usually aren't that smart and get caught. Scientology is an extremely well thought out scam operated and organized by the same people who run Amway and other scams. (Yes... I called AmWay a scam because it is). They keep control close to them and only let people *think* they have power. Only the super rich can make it to the top and by then those people are so greedy the truth doesn't bother them at all.

    I truly believe in everyone's right to believe in what they want to. However... when your organization is blatant in it's manipulation of desperate people... then i have a problem. Hiding behind the wall of religion to promote an incredible pyramid scam is beyond cowardice. The only reason they haven't been busted is the lack of evidence... but that is because they are so secretive and protective of their "secrets".

    Sigh... it's so sad that there are so many people in the world like this.

  105. There is no comparison by RoninOtter · · Score: 1

    I want to watch a holocaust survivor walk up and belt him one for comparing the murder and suffering of millions to a packet filter rule.

  106. It's fab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    Yes.

  107. Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey David Miscavige! Go jump on a couch.

  108. Office Space by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    You know the Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear...

    It's FLAIR, you insensitive clod!

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  109. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nothing wrong with his analogy at all - for people who can't tell horse shit from roses. IF the Jews were only being prevented from trespassing on other people's (intellectual) property, THEN the analogy might fit. CoS has been abusive and arrogant in their dealings with the Wiki. The Wiki isn't exactly "public" property - that is, it is not owned by the government, it wasn't built by the government, and taxpayers don't have a monetary interest in it, in any way. The Wiki, like any private individual, can ban any person or group of persons for almost any reason, and they don't even have to justify it in a court of law. In this case, however, it could be easily justified in any impartial court, without ever once mentioning relious beliefs. CoS needs to change their conduct, plain and simple. Wiki doesn't care that they are a bunch of nutcases, they only care that the nutcases are abusive.

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  110. Irrelevant by Millennium · · Score: 1

    As long as Wikipedia's "power" does not have force of law, it is not censorship. You don't have to give them this power over you, and you can take that power away from them very easily by ceasing to go there. Make your own "Freepedia" if it really bothers you so much.

    1. Re:Irrelevant by Roxton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As long as Wikipedia's "power" does not have force of law, it is not censorship.

      That's a weak semantic point, raised in an effort to justify a rigid, easy-answer ideology. :(

      It's harder to commit extensive abuses of power without the force of law, I'll grant you. But when someone with an agenda can, in a targeted fashion, change how millions of students do research, that's the kind of "power" that doesn't require double quotes. You can say that's not censorship, but then I can call you a naïve ideologue, so that's fair.

    2. Re:Irrelevant by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Changed how millions of students do research? How do you figure? Wikipedia is not an acceptable reference in any school I'm aware of. You're saying that because it happens to be the first result on Google that it changed the way students do research? I hope not, cause thats just stupid.

      Research patterns changed because of the search engine and the web itself itself. Wikipedia provides data for the search engine, but its the search engine that actually changed things. Put wikipedia online with no searchability (internal or from external search engines like google/live/yahoo) and no links and you'd get no visitors. Take wikipedia away, and students will still use search engines to find their data.

      The way students changed before Wikipedia existed, its a great priliminary resource for information, but lets not get stupid and elevate it to some level of Holy Grail. Its full of false information, bias by companies pawning their wares there, and ignorance from any random contributor that thinks he knows that an article is wrong when in fact it his he/she that is wrong. Its a good starting point to get some ideas and seek out more information. Thats fine and it does a great job at that, but thats where it ends. I'm happy to get use out of Wikipedia on a daily basis, but its pretty stupid for anyone to consider anything on Wikipedia a fact without outside unrelated references.

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    3. Re:Irrelevant by Roxton · · Score: 1

      Its a good starting point to get some ideas and seek out more information. Thats fine and it does a great job at that, but thats where it ends.

      Agreed, but no matter how you want to spin the issue, the fact that many, many students use Wikipedia as a starting point is not trivial.

  111. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These people are being persecuted because of their beliefs and their willingness to stand up for their beliefs.

    Hogwash. They're being excluded from using someone else's property because they behaved badly when they had access to that property.

    Want to talk about persecution? Google for Keith Henson.

    -jcr

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  112. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by PJ1216 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The IP addresses were banned because they continually broke the terms of service for the site. If you constantly break the rules, expect to be punished. I don't understand how you find this somehow to be prejudice? Its prejudice against people who break the rules constantly, I suppose...

    They're not being persecuted for their beliefs at all. It has absolutely nothing to do with that. In fact, I'm guessing you're comprehension is on par with Miscavige. His comparison is absolutely flawed so much that I have to wonder if he's either that stupid or if he knows its bad but just hopes that dropping the term Nazis will make people overlook the enormous gaping logical flaw in his argument.

    Religous beliefs do NOT give you the right to blatantly break the rules of a website. If you somehow think thats the case, then I don't know what that makes you.

  113. Proved! by caeled · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Aaaaa I see Godwin's Law has proved itself yet again.

  114. Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_Nazi_collaborators

    There's more if you google around. There were also a number of international very high level zionists who wanted the persecutions, because it served their interests to get more immigrants to go to palestine to help start the jewish state there. Germany even offered a one time bailout/bribery fee to have the whole jewish population moved, but it was rejected by these same rich zionists, it is like they wanted the holocaust so that there would be this huge compelling reason to forcefully takeover what is now Israel, an excuse. Fascinating history. Gruesome, but fascinating, and plenty of odd occurrences and traitorous activities and high level machinations (the bankrolling of the nazi regime is another interesting aspect, some very serious charges could have been levied there but weren't in the allied world, and a lot of these bankers were guess what) and so on to go around. The allies intel knew the camps were in operation, yet failed to ever destroy the rail lines leading into and out of the camps to help shut them down. You have to wonder why this wasn't done.

    So, if you didn't know about it, jews working for or bankrolling the nazis and collaborating, etc., consider yourself now informed, and go do your own research. If you live in Germany or a few other nations with so called "hate crimes" laws, watch your step doing the research.

    One of the things you will find out is how nasty they get if you try to bring these subjects up, you get immediately labeled anti semite or whatever.

    It is actually a crime to bring this up in a public setting in some nations. It is labeled "holocaust denial". One of the more blatantly newspeak big brother thought crimes out there. For instance it is illegal to just dispute total death figures, or try to find details on deaths from dysentery as opposed to direct fast executions. Not that camps didn't exist or that a lot of people died there, but just to try and prove that in some instances the numbers were much lower than the "officially recognized" figures. That is considered an actual bona fide crime that they can and do prosecute people for and lock them up.

    1. Re:Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the people responsible for the recent economic crisis are...

      (Hint: Direct descendants of the above.)

    2. Re:Here by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      There's more if you google around. There were also a number of international very high level zionists who wanted the persecutions, because it served their interests to get more immigrants to go to palestine to help start the jewish state there. Germany even offered a one time bailout/bribery fee to have the whole jewish population moved, but it was rejected by these same rich zionists, it is like they wanted the holocaust so that there would be this huge compelling reason to forcefully takeover what is now Israel, an excuse. Fascinating history. Gruesome, but fascinating, and plenty of odd occurrences and traitorous activities and high level machinations (the bankrolling of the nazi regime is another interesting aspect, some very serious charges could have been levied there but weren't in the allied world, and a lot of these bankers were guess what) and so on to go around. The allies intel knew the camps were in operation, yet failed to ever destroy the rail lines leading into and out of the camps to help shut them down. You have to wonder why this wasn't done.

      So, if you didn't know about it, jews working for or bankrolling the nazis and collaborating, etc., consider yourself now informed, and go do your own research. If you live in Germany or a few other nations with so called "hate crimes" laws, watch your step doing the research.

      Motherfucking prove it you goddamn anti-Semite. Go ahead, make my day and prove it.

    3. Re:Here by pyrr · · Score: 1

      I'm not that AC and I have no clue about the allegations against Zionists, but it's a historical fact that the "Final Solution" originally was just to deport the undesirables.

      The only problem with that was that the war ruined those plans. Ships that were supposed to carry the human cargo were apparently stuck in port by blockades and other countries refused to take the refugees. Even if there was some crazy Zionist conspiracy, it wasn't the reason the deportations failed. Camps that were designed as transportation hubs became overcrowded. There were still prisoners arriving by the boxcar-full, though. Conditions became deplorable, and on top of that, the Nazis were struggling with food supplies to keep their armies fed (which was their priority) and so prisoners started starving too. Rather than reverse course because the plan had failed, the Nazis started rationalizing that it would be better to start euthanizing the prisoners rather than let them starve to death or die of diseases, and death camps became established. But that's when the real horrors started, because then they started down other slippery slopes that resulted in even greater atrocities, including just making new purpose-built death camps, ceasing to make deportation efforts, and losing all pretenses.

      This is why Americans can't allow ourselves to rationalize why it's okay to suspend liberties for any classes of people we view to be threats or to imprison scores of them in camps like Guantanamo around the globe for Thought Crimes. The moment you start going down the path that justifies imprisoning non-criminals, who you can't hold real trials for because their crimes are not really defined, and you essentially make them non-persons, it's that much easier to rationalize on down that slope. We say we need to do it to make ourselves safer and stronger, but if we don't check that behavior, it'll lead to shame that our culture won't be able to live down.

    4. Re:Here by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Honestly the thing I wanted him to prove was not your small detail about the "Final Solution", but his conspiracist claims that Zionists caused the Holocaust.

  115. Making themselves a "persecuted minority" by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone outside the CoS's cultists will take such a comment seriously. All the +5 comments I see here are variants of "Bwahaha! Fool." in discrediting Miscavige's analogy.

    However, remember that one way the CoS keeps its claws on its cultists is by appearing to them as a persecuted minority. This /. comment is enlightening.

    Hence, I believe this comment rather serves to get his troops to hang tough and together.

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  116. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "I hope you are not implying that killing kittens is worse than killing people."

    I supposed it depends on the people in question.

    :)

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  117. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best analogy I can think of is the "Index" in medieval times.

    It was a list of books that only special educated people (eg. priests) were allowed to read.

    Since books were the only mass medium in those times, you couldn't reach the people with your ideas if your book was on the Index.

    Now scientology wants us to believe that they are being censored out of everything simply because they are scientology. Not because they have another idea about some things, and are intolerant to most people's ideas. And certainly not because they are effectively vandalising wikipedia that way. Plus, it is only wikipedia.

    The Index existed around the same time as the inquisition, so hinting towards persecution after loosing your right of free speech is valid. The thing is they didn't loose their right of free speech.

  118. Wiki-nacht by Thrakamazog · · Score: 1

    Wiki-nacht was 'the night of the lost privileges'. It was a major pogrom which marked the overt beginning of large-scale "had about enough of your crap" against the COS.

  119. COB, not CEO by GQuon · · Score: 1

    His official titles are Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center, and Captain in the Sea Org.

    Also, this seems like a parody press release.

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  120. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people are being persecuted because of their beliefs and their willingness to stand up for their beliefs.

    No PEOPLE are being "persecuted".

    This has nothing to do with belief or standing up for belief- That specific range of IP's was caught trashing various Wiki pages, deleting posts without cause, adding false information with no support, ignoring all other moderators, and in general completely disregarding the Wiki edit procedure.

    Therefore, that range was blocked due to excessive, repeated vandalism. Note that those IP's can still VIEW the Wiki, they just can't CHANGE the Wiki. Anybody who works for the CoC who wants to continue to edit can simply log in from a different IP or use a proxy.

    But it just goes to show how out-of-touch with reality the CoC is, if they don't even understand what a proxy is, and continue to launch their smear campaigns from their own registered IP addresses. I believe the phrase my grandfather always used was "Even a dog won't shit where it sleeps".

  121. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    You do realize the Nazis purged Jews out of the ranks of military, police, and civil service, right?

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  122. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

    Oh dear, it was the fault of the Jews all along, was it...who'd have guessed it!

    Eric Cartman?

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  123. Freedom of Speech is NOT the right to vandalize. by gubers33 · · Score: 1

    The CoS are making themselves out to be the persecuted minority because Wikipedia has banned them from editting pages. It was not because they were making new pages to promote their beliefs, but rather because they were vandalizing pages of other beliefs with their propaganda. What was that saying everyone's mother told them, " If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. They dug their own grave by being disrespectful to other and vandalizing others' pages... now they have to lie in that grave they dug.

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  124. - Psychiatrists did the Holocaust by GQuon · · Score: 1

    So the church of Scientology actually recognises the Holocaust now? Ah well :)

    Yes but they blame psychiatrists for doing the Holocaust, and 9/11, and blowng us up with hydrogen bombs millions of years ago. Yes really.

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  125. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe L.Ron Huber's views of a, "Church of Scientology", are a form of Passive Intolerance. Much of today's news is filled with the antics of those who do not Tolerate. Proud Ignorance, to me, is not a badge of honor, but a cancer of the inner self. Also, in a some-what permissive culture such as what I live in, I find it troubling that the "Scientology Show-off's" find it easier to to sue their detractors, than live by a way where strength in conviction has always proven to be the best offense.

  126. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope you are not implying that killing kittens is worse than killing people.

    Let's try a thought experiment, just for kicks:

    • A man kidnaps people, stuffs them in his basement, tortures them by crushing their toes, and slowly kills them.
    • Another man kidnaps kittens, stuffs them in his basement, tortures the kittens by ripping out their tails, and slowly kills them.

    Which one feels worse?

    Now, of course it's not an even comparison: the kittens are defenseless from the start.

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  127. [citation needed] by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not only does the story Godwin itself, but it's pure troll.

    Lots of sites are carrying this story, and experience has made us all quick to believe the most ridiculous things about Scientology, but this looks incredibly fake, and I can't find any reliable sources.

    Does anyone have any evidence that this is real?

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    1. Re:[citation needed] by boombaard · · Score: 1

      Actually, if this is real, I would like it if the ADL sues for the shoah's name being used in vain :p

  128. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    "generic" People feels worse.

    kittens don't even come close.

    Even 99% of specific bad people probably.

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  129. 264 countries? by Bazzargh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From TFA:
    The Scientology religion is the only major religion to have emerged in the 20th century.

    You're forgetting Jedi - which scored higher than you multiple national censuses. Whats that you say? Its made-up science fiction? Yes, and so is Jedi.

    It is the world's fastest growing religion, found in over 264 countries

    And this is why they don't let you edit Wikipedia. You only get to 264 countries if you include Narnia, Mordor, Ankh-Morpork, Azkhaban, Ruritania, Elbonia, Grand Fenwick, and about 55 other places that are as real as Xenu.

    (sorry if this is a dupe, but my link to /. went down a few hours ago when I was posting this)

  130. It's a fake by dfarcanjo · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    NOOOOOO IT'S REAL IT'S REAL.
    Posted 22 Hours Ago
    Church of Scientology
    Clearwater, FL

    Given that this is the same author of the original post, and that there is no link to a CoS website source anywhere, I guess that's not really Mr. Miscarriage's opinion. Not that it would surprise me if it were.

  131. Yellow star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would guess that yellow star would not fit next to big "SS" mark scientologists already wearing. Well, this would be joke if it was not such insane truth :-(

  132. Godwin's law by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Wow! Open an argument with Nazi reference. Godwin's law closes the discussion and you have the last word!

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  133. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

    If just losing editing rights is as bad as Nazi prosecution then by comparison other forms of prosecution must be like killing kittens with sledgehammers.

    Didn't you know? Scientologists perform a semi-annual rite in which they kill kittens with sledgehammers and then inject their blood with the contents of the kittens' brain stems. I read it on Wikipedia before the Scientologists edited the article to hide these facts.

  134. Mods: Please MPU Informative by anwaya · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mike Godwin, General Counsel of Wikipedia is indeed the originator of Godwin's law, which in one form casts the person making the comparison the loser in the argument.

    CoS and Miscavige are FAIL. Over and over again.

    (Mod points yesterday, none today..!)

  135. Let me parse this statement by Maleclypse · · Score: 1

    David Miscavige says "With this brutal decision, not only is Wikipedia criminally attacking the world's most ethical people, members of the Scientology religion, but it is preventing Scientologists from presenting our religion in the most positive and truthful light."

    With this brutal decision (I woke up this morning and found myself unable to write about how I debated the Dalai Lama to a standstill at the age of 12) not only is Wikipedia criminally attacking (we are so going to sue you non-profit Wikipidea) the world's most ethical people, members of the Scientology religion, (hyperbole is something that happens to other people) but it is preventing Scientologists from presenting our religion in the most positive and truthful light. (I admit we do put propaganda on wikipedia but I really thought that was what it was for I mean look at all the good press that Obama fellow gets on Wikipedia)

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  136. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    State Secretary Rigmor Aasrud said that the activities in question might be prosecuted as fraud or as violations of existing healthcare regulations.

    Whoa, wait a second. That's actually an excellent point. Are personality tests the domain of psychologists, particularly when used to render a diagnosis (even as simple as "you're depressed") unless clearly being used to entertainment value? If so, then it would seem that Scientology is either:

    1. Practicing medicine without a license, or
    2. Subject to HIPAA privacy regulations.

    I can't see how they could avoid being subject to HIPAA if they're presenting their tests as legitimate, informative procedures. If HIPAA does govern them, then I can imagine about 1,000 ways they've violated it based on headlines over the years.

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  137. April's fool by superluminique · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I felt like it was April's fool when I read this /.. Isn't ironic to read an article about Scientology being bashed when the Google Ads displayed at the top of the page is one about the Scientology Church? This made my day!

  138. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a better analogy: Miscavige is upset because Wikipedia erected a fence to stop an ongoing problem of vandalism by CoS members. The whining suggests that the approach is working.

  139. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The analogy is horribly flawed

    by BadAnalogyGuy (945258)

    yathink?

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  140. Rehabilitation Project Force by anwaya · · Score: 1

    Parent comment is not a troll. Someone with mod points doesn't want /. readers to know about the RPF camps where they make people run round a pole for 12 hours a day.

  141. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    "There is nothing wrong with his analogy" says a user with the name BadAnalogyGuy.

    Too perfect.

    Well, yeah. I'm no old-timer, but even I know that BadAnalogyGuy always comes through with... well, bad analogies.

    Your argument is hilarious.

    That's the point. /discussion

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  142. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by mk2mark · · Score: 1

    That was an awesome analogy.

  143. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

    More to the point, it is not a belief that has earned the banning, it is a behavior. Break the rules, post self-serving lies (yes, lies, as in deliberate alteration of facts), and so forth and you will find yourself banned. Your race, creed, color, religion, or national origin have nothing to do with it.

  144. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comparing those nuts to the extermination of Jews by the Nazis is interesting. One can't help but wonder if such apparently disingenuous writing won't encourage inhumane treatment of the cult members in the future, as it certainly provides proof to those of us reading this on Slashdot that the cult should be considered a...cult.

    The again, isn't Slashdot a cult? ;-)

    We just haven't applied for a religious tax deduction, or teach that aliens came down to start our religion, and haven't told people to give us lots of money, take our trainings, and don't go after those who leave the Slashdot cult.

  145. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Narpak · · Score: 5, Informative
    One of the reasons for this course of action is that the daughter of a Norwegian MP killed herself two hours after taking a Scientology test while studying in France.

    The Church, which is located only meters from Ballo's dormitory, states that the results had shown Ballo was "depressed, irresponsible, hyper-critical and lacking in harmony."
    Family blames Scientology for daughter's death

    Apparently she suffered from periods of depressions; the critical and negative response she received from CoS pushed her a bit too far. She was twenty years old.

    This particular case combined with other reports have caused the Norwegian Government to take a stern look at the practices of CoS; and try to evaluate if their practices comply with the law.

  146. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    Kittens are at least consistently cute and affectionate. It's like having a warm snuggly fuzzy ball of love with a "blend" setting. =)

  147. Speaking strictly as a Jew . . . by mmell · · Score: 1

    Tell Mr. Miscavige to call me after they have their own Krystalnacht. Until then, perhaps he should watch the hyperbole.

  148. Well, not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its more like telling child molesters they can't live near schools and playgrounds anymore. They broke the rules after repeated warnings and now they have to deal with the punishment, that is to say they have people editing Wikipedia from computers not on their company's IP range. Real hardship, that.

    I also don't put Wikipedia, no matter how popular it is, as having the same amount of influence and power as Hitler's Germany. I mean, seriously, its a website anyone (that isn't part of a wingnut cult) can edit, not a government that has a standing army or anything like that. So comparing themselves to the Jews, or the Five Civilized Tribes, or the slaves is completely absurd.

  149. Chickens Coming Home to Roost by Ajudoka · · Score: 1

    Live by the sword, die by the sword. I'm not in favor of any kind of censorship of any kind (and technically, it's not censorship unless the government uses legal means to stop publication). However, with the Scientologists, it's the chickens coming home to roost. They want to stop other people from exercising free speech so they have no right to demand that right for themselves.

  150. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, there were high ranking members of the Nazi Party that were part jewish.

  151. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They had loads of fun in Canada, too. You see, Health Canada investigated their "auditing" and found them to be, in fact, pedaling "Alternative Healing" but doing so in a fraudulent manner, and they published this report. There was also a Canadian couple that quit Scientology and was telling their story. Now, fast forward a bit, and the Church of Scientology has infiltrated the US government almost to the top. There is a huge raid on their offices, which uncovers a lot of interesting information. First, it had information all about their undercover ops in the US and Canada. It also had information about how they bound and held prisoner Michael Miesner. For whatever reason, those charges in the USA got themselves vanished, but not before the FBI forwarded this information to Canada! Now Canada finds here in their cabinets, confidential government of Ontario and RCMP memos! They find they have agents infiltrating the hospital where the doctor who wrote that scathing report on their psychic healing works! They find they have guys in Canada Revenue looking for dirt on the couple I mentioned before, anything to bring them down! Not willing to bring charges on that alone, the RCMP sent two undercover agents into the Toronto branch. Using information they gathered, warrants were issued and all kinds of files and audiotapes were seized. They had all the evidence they needed for these break ins and thefts and assorted other crimes. They had also broken into many Toronto office buildings to steal corporate information, too, anything to potentially in the future be used against their enemies (who are legion). In the end, 14 people plus the Church itself were all summonsed. The Church tried to get the warrants invalidated. They failed. They tried to blackmail the judge, they failed. They tried to plea bargain, "we'll donate millions to any charity you want if you drop the charges against the church, you can have our members, fine, but not the church." It was declined. They tried to get all of their files detailing their undercover ops and breakins and criminal harassment ruled as confessional material, and inadmissible in court due to priest-parishioner confidentiality. That failed too. Then they tried a massive smear campaign against the Crown prosecutor. THAT stunt got the church itself a $1.6 million dollar judgment. And since their lawyer was spewing it too in press releases, he himself got a $400,000 judgment. (never libel nor slander a LAWYER). In the end, all of the criminals working for the Church were convicted (some cases are still ongoing I believe, 20 years later). The church is still trying to appeal its own convictions and judgments. Their fine for libel though, and their lawyer's, those have been upheld all the way to the Supreme Court, so that's done, no more appeals, only took 10 years! They repeated their slander every step of the way, too, in press releases and in court, and in every appeal they maintained its truth even though most of it was provably false. I would have thought that continuing to repeat the same lies after a judgment for doing so would be contempt of court, and get their lawyer hauled before the judge in irons, but I guess the Canadian legal system doesn't work like the American versions do on TV? ;)

    And yes, the Church called the Ontario government Nazis. The church has its own fake "tolerance" watchdog organization. According to their brochures, they stand up against all intolerance, though in practice only if it is against the CoS. It condemned the government for persecuting a poor religion, when all the religion did was slander, libel, and order criminal acts against Canadians and their government. I believe the argument went, "Members of the church give all their worldly possessions to us, and we support them. So fining the church directly punishes all of our members! You have a slippery slope that says a church is responsible for the actions of its members, and you can punish all members of the church for the actions of one

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  152. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sledgehammers are too quick... Try a blender.

  153. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, kittens are more important than Jews?

  154. Well at least we got lucky by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    and we don't have a Wiki Admin who is a member or favors them over another group.

    Though your criticism of SOE and Smedley is exactly the reason I don't really like COS being banned from edits of articles relevant to them. What is one person's truth can be another persons heresy.

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  155. And Pastafarian! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pasta Be Upon Him!

    Ramen.

  156. OH NO THEY ARE ONTO US! by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    We must move up our plans! Start shipping those Scientologists to the camps immediately!

  157. That should be a good parallel? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Wearing the star in a climate that hates people who wears the star should be a sensible comparison to being outcast from Wikipedia?

    Hey, how about this: Make Scientologists wear some symbol that marks them (a big bright L on the forehead would be appropriate IMO), and ask them again if they still feel like this is about as much a problem as being locked out from a Webpage.

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  158. Re:6 pointed yellow star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  159. Re:Ha, ha! Except that... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    This is the normal "help, help, we're being 'religiously' repressed" nonsense that the CoS always appeals to, even if they commit genuine crimes.

    Well no, the first thing they appeal to is the courts to get critics slapped with copyright violations. Then they talk about how they're being repressed, as they try to jackboot all opponents into the dirt.

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  160. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Repressive systems have no use for facts they can't alter to fit into their world view. Read your 1984 for reference.

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  161. Not the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference here is that Judaism is a real religion and scientology is a fraudulent scam. They should be put out of business in this country as well.

  162. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Epic troll is epic :). It pleases me to see that some still practice the ancient art; however you failed to get modded up :(. But I'll play along:

    These people are being persecuted because of their beliefs and their willingness to stand up for their beliefs.

    When your beliefs include killing all who oppose you, it's only fair that you get the same in return, no? Not that Wikipedia banning you from editing is the same, but still.

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed? It was the ones that joined up with the Nazis as soldiers and police. Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.

    Actually, it was the ones who escaped early. Nazis weren't interested in having Jews as soldiers or police, or in any other position for that matter. Jews were already being soldiers, police and all other imaginable things prior to Nazis taking power; it was the Nazis who removed them from these positions.

    What the heck does this have to do with Scientology, thought?

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  163. The difference by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    The Jews weren't harassing a free service using it to spread lies.

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  164. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Persecuted? Because they are locked out from editing (not viewing, altering) a webpage? Not because they're CoS, but because that group deliberately and repeatedly vandalised WP and filled it with false information?

    That's rich. Wait 'til I (or whoever) fills the Something Aweful forums with that info. Can you see SA swarm over WP, trash it, then cry NAZIS when they get locked out?

    They're not locked out for their faith or believes. They are locked out for vandalism. Like any vandal group that tried to dump trash on WP.

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  165. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you referring to CO$ or wikipedia?

  166. How 'bout stop calling them a religion? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I don't see why they're called a religion, *and* given tax breaks, when they don't take "offerings", they charge real money for services.

    Worse than a yellow star: make them advertise in the "adult services" section of craigslist.

    Point of information: in 1967, at the Worldcon, a number of us were standing around John W. Campbell (go google him, those who don't have a clue, and add "analog" to your search), and someone asked about scientology and LRond, who Campbell knew very well. His answer was that over the years, Hubbard had wandered back and forth between believing it, and thinking it a great scam.

          mark "I report, you get the idea"

    1. Re:How 'bout stop calling them a religion? by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

      it is a scam; I'm just waiting for a repeat of Heaven's Gate

  167. Let's ban CoS from Slashdot Forums! by gjcamann · · Score: 1

    Just Kidding! (There goes my positive karma rating)

  168. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Kittens are at least consistently cute and affectionate. It's like having a warm snuggly fuzzy ball of love with a "blend" setting. =)"

    On the other hand, if it comes to a choice between kittens and puppies....puppies win hands down IMHO.

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  169. Let's make that comparison more accurate for him. by Ant+P. · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Would anyone here complain if Gitmo were repurposed solely for curing the world of scientology?

    It'd be better than its current racist use, at any rate.

  170. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by modecx · · Score: 1

    Scientolology has long likened themselves to Jews under Nazi persecution. This is nothing new, decades old even. I think it most likely came about the very first time some critic started investigating them. It is sickening, but so again, that adjective applies to most of their activities.

    The silly thing is, of course: their own efforts to control public perception of their cult have done more to harm its public perception than any other single thing possibly could. Without the attacking of critics, etc. they'd simply be considered a strange but harmless UFO cult. Funny how that works--it seems like most cults have some kind of self-destruct gene.

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  171. Godwin Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice. Self-Godwinning-Slashdot-Articles...

  172. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    The IP addresses were banned because they continually broke the terms of service for the site. If you constantly break the rules, expect to be punished.

    Maybe we can find a DA somewhere to charge them with hacking?

  173. I'm seeing Yellow stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All scientologists should wear a bright yellow shirt with huge star on the front saying "I'm a gullable idiot - please laugh at me"

  174. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome troll is awesome. A round of applause for the Gentlemen under the bridge!

    P.S. What Wikipedia really aught to do, is to re-direct scientology IPs to articles which may enlighten lower ranking scientologists, like Xenu, Space_opera_in_Scientology_scripture, etc.

  175. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Zerth · · Score: 1

    Yah, this is less like WP pining stars on CoS and more like the Jews telling the Nazis to go bother someone else for awhile.

    I imagine it may work out slightly better, but if I was WP, I'd be expecting a DoS(network, legal, or R2-45)

  176. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by entrigant · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please us smaller paragraphs. I honestly couldn't get past the first few lines as it all started to blur together. You wrote a lot so I hope I'm correct in assuming you'd like people to read it. Please, in the future, make such posts easier to read.

  177. Not a yellow star by koan · · Score: 1

    Scientologist should wear tin foil hats, I think that's more appropriate.

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  178. Missing the point... by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?' During World War II, Hitler forced Jewish men, women and children to wear a a yellow cloth star bearing the word Jude to brand them in the streets of Europe, and in the Nazi death camps."

    Well, if that's a problem, we could force them to wear a colored arm-band around their right arm. This shouldn't be a big deal, since many of their members already do. And if they are extra-good, they get the gold-colored band and they can even spend one night per week with their spouse! /Heebie-Jeebies/

    Seriously, name a single other "religion" that charges members "donations" individually for services, complete with a price sheet?

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  179. Six pointed star? by PPH · · Score: 1

    No. How about a five pointed one?

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  180. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Tisha_AH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually if the author had looked it up in Wikipedia he would have found that Scientologists would not wear the Star of David.

    More accurately;

    If they were a religion they would wear a purple triangle

    -or-

    If they were mentally ill or an "asocial element" they would wear a black triangle.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camp_badges

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  181. Interpreted as damage by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are three meaningful differences:

    1) Nobody is being identified as CoS. The comparison is ridiculous and specious on its face. However, I can understand how Scientologists wouldn't want people to know who they were.

    2) CoS is being removed from a private site with limited reach (admittedly an important one), but this in no way affects them outside that site. This is no more "censorship" than would be being removed from the golf course that senators play at.

    3) CoS is being removed for a pattern of poor behavior of editing things in their interest, without providing appropriate sources, removing well sourced material, in the hopes of changing their public image. Each of these is against Wikipedia's stated policy, and the group was warned more than a dozen times over the course of several years.

    They are merely Godwinning so that they don't have to accept that what happened to them is the result of their organized campaign of unethical behavior (as were it any surprise, given their other activities.)

    Routing around in 3, 2...

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    1. Re:Interpreted as damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are merely Godwinning so that they don't have to accept that what happened to them is the result of their organized campaign of unethical behavior (as were it any surprise, given their other activities.)

      But they are ethical*.

      * - Ethical is redefined in $cientology to mean anything done to "keep scientology working" or anything done to get the 'tech' in)

  182. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ivucica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please don't compare all religions with scientology. Scientology is an insult to christians, muslims, buddhists, hindus -- everyone whose religion is more than measly 50 years old, and whose religion has already went through the "H0ly kruz4des!!1" period. Scientology looks like a bad, but dangerous, brainwashing joke. Thank you.

  183. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In some respects, I would say yes, as kittens are unable to fight back. But maybe I'm odd... I've never cried for anyone I've known who's died, but I've cried for every pet I had to put down.

    Now killing babies vs. killing kittens - there you've got me.

  184. Eve Online by LordKazan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's your pilot name?

    I'm Denidil from Shadowed Command [XSCX], executor corp of Fatal Ascension [FA]

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    1. Re:Eve Online by WCMI92 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My main toon is "Jack Gilligan", I fly for Dragon's Rage in Ethereal Dawn Alliance.

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    2. Re:Eve Online by LordKazan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ah, we're not likely to run into each other in game then.

      FA is ally to CVA et. al. and operates out of Providence, Tash-Murkon and Domain regions

      I'm still relatively new to the game (started in november, took a two month break, just came back two weeks ago).. I need to find some good money making.

      I got really lucky first week of january (I was jobless at the time - between my graduating from school and getting a job) and in my first week in 0.0 space made 500 million dollars shooting down Interstellar Exodus raiders in Providence.. but other than that I've been kinda screwed on money.... though that did get me a lot of nice ships - a Hulk with Cargo rigs for my alt account, three rigged Harbis (0.0 ratter, level 3 missioner, W-space explorer) an Omen Navi (missions), etc.

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  185. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Celeste+R · · Score: 1

    Kudos on the Giant Wall of Text, maybe the CoS will take you seriously and call you a "Berlin Wall"?

    Oh, and I agree with what you said. CoS is still corrupt!

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  186. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Celeste+R · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the leaders of the CoS need to take a personality test again. After all, they definitely suffer from delusions and depression, because even a small action is blown out of proportion!

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  187. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It reminds me of a forum where some poster keeps trolling and posting goatse, and then complains when banned.

    Tough luck... you break the rules, you get banned. You can call the admins a nazi all you want, but that's just solidifying their thoughts that they should keep you banned.

  188. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

    These people are being persecuted because of their beliefs and their willingness to stand up for their beliefs.

    The Nazis did not persecute Jews for their beliefs. Just being ethnically Jewish was plenty of justification for killing you. They did persecute Communists, Jehovah's Witnesses and others for their beliefs. But with Jews it was all about race and ethnicity.

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed? It was the ones that joined up with the Nazis as soldiers and police. Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.

    Unscathed?. Serving in the Judenrat Police in the ghettoes meant you survived longer, but certainly not that you survived. In ghettos where the Judenrat cooperated with the Germans, many policemen survived the war, but were quickly executed when the ghettos were liberated. If a Ghetto was fully liquidated, its police went with it, albeit last. In ghettoes where the Judenrat resisted, the police were as vulnerable as anyone else to the whims of the occupiers. In the camps, the Nazis conscripted Sonderkommando, who mostly just buried the dead. Then they mudered them en mass at regular intervals. Service in the Sonderkommando bought you a few weeks of life and hurt nobody.

    Statistically, your best bet for survival was running away and hiding. My great grandmother escaped from a concentration camp and hid with a Polish woman for the duration of the war. My dad's friend Nechama Tec hid with a Polish family in Lodz (or Warsaw, I forget). Her books on Jewish survival and resistance are very good.

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    -James Baldwin
  189. Bill Engvall by Misch · · Score: 1

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?'

    Bill Engvall has a sign for you to wear.

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    1. Re:Bill Engvall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How appropriate, a video about the "institute of stupidology"... on AOL.

  190. What a stupid statement by mejesster · · Score: 1

    As both a Jew and a human being, it deeply offends me that David Miscavige feels that being deprived the right to post on Wikipedia is equivalent to genocide. While I disagree with Wikipedia's decision, I think it is a ridiculous statement to compare the two. Not every wrong committed should evoke the Nazis.

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  191. Why, Slashdot, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why give air time to that moron? You just fed the stray. Expect further over-the-top religious comparisons -- because, well, you've just proven that it pays.

  192. Don't you have to be a valid religion by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    to be persecuted ? Scientology is FAR from that. Persecuting them is more like pursuing criminals and thieves than persecuting a religion. I HAVE been accused of being intolerant against the Scientologists and the LDS, but I feel it is not intolerant but just returning the behavior I get from them. My cousin is due to be married in an LDS temple soon, as her family we are expected to attend, support, provide financial support, but as NON MORMONS, we are also expected to stand outside the wedding with the doors closed until the ceremony is over and they come out fron for the reception. Needless to say the family has SEVERELY rejected that idea and it has caused no end of stress. My 85 year old grandpa, bless his heart, said what everyone else was thinking and refused to go or support, nor will her father give away the bride. She is screaming we all want her wedding to fail, and we are saying what wedding....

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  193. For Serious? by KogentaSama · · Score: 1

    Hate crime... hardly. You abuse a privilege, you loose it. This is not Nazism by even the most extreme stretch of the imagination.

  194. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

    Scientology is an elective class of people, on the whole.

    The church membership is elective. The faith community is a protected class. It's perfectly legitimate to sanction the institution of a Church -- various diocese of the Catholic Church have been sued into bankruptcy because of their malfeasance -- but not the religious believers themselves. You don't choose your faith.

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  195. Teen Clam Squad by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    "Godwin's Law'd!!!!"

    "OW! my appeal to emotion!"

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  196. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that wall of text was too much for you to read, you should perhaps take a remedial English course. Most books written for adults are written with lengthy paragraphs and very few pictures.

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  197. much wrong with his analogy by bugi · · Score: 1

    A closer analogy, while remaining a false analogy, would be for them to wear purple flying saucers, not yellow stars of david.

    In any case, it's a false analogy because the wikipedia ban is a result of their active attempts to destroy a shared resource. Any group so engaged risks a similar response. A more accurate analogy would be prosecuting (as opposed to persecuting) people who actively engage in human sacrifice as part of their religion.

  198. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Scientology is not really a church - despite the self-styled moniker. Scientology beleivers DO chose their faith. Or are scammed into it.

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    Never been known to fail..."
  199. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

    Forget finding a different DA, just take the same DA from the Drews case. Then you don't even need to find one.

  200. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost, yes.

  201. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  202. Yellow Star Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think that the church of scientology would jump at the chance to wear an emblem which so accurately represents their origins.

  203. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by geekboy642 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "liquidated"
    Here we have a contestant for the most innocuous-sounding word used in 2009 to describe mass slaughter. I'll be in the corner, puking.

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  204. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Teancum · · Score: 1

    If just losing editing rights is as bad as Nazi prosecution then by comparison other forms of prosecution must be like killing kittens with sledgehammers.

    I hate to be a grammar nazi here, but I think the word you were looking for was persecution not prosecution

    Although, I suppose there are many district attorneys and other government lawyers that can prosecute somebody to death.... and I suppose that Nazi prosecutors often led to capital punishment as well, and prosecutors can persecute based on several concepts of bigotry.

    BTW, there were criminals in Nazi Germany during the 1940's that under the laws of most countries would be considered to be wrongful behavior deserving punishment of some variety. The differences is that much of the Nazi prosecution also involved prosecuting innocent people as well, and a government that didn't care (too much) if the innocent were found guilty. Not that that happens today in America.

  205. Basis, action, reaction. by yanguang · · Score: 1

    Now whenever someone does something unexpectedly, sometimes in a negative way. I stop. And I think. Why did he/she do that? Was it something I did, something I said?
    Now, as far as Scientology is concerned.. there is a lack of transparency, and well, their direction and the way they handle things is.. somewhat unethical.
    Also, bringing your ideological conflicts into a public, secular domain, such a move is unwise by any Religious organisation's standards.

  206. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

    Interesting. From the OS X built in dictionary,

    liquidate |ËlikwÉ(TM)ËOEdÄt| verb [ trans. ] 1 wind up the affairs of (a company or firm) by ascertaining liabilities and apportioning assets. â [ intrans. ] (of a company) undergo such a process. â convert (assets) into cash : a plan to liquidate $10,000,000 worth of property over seven years. â pay off (a debt). 2 eliminate, typically by violent means; kill.

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  207. Not a star... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    We'll make it a yellow volcano.

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  208. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by hachete · · Score: 1

    Good posting. A page turner no less ;-)

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  209. IT'S A HOAX!!! by luana1980 · · Score: 1

    Gosh, boys, please read the fine print. This article is a HOAX! It is not true in any way shape or form... And all you "experts" fell for it.

  210. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by aaandre · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of people. Ones that enjoy killing and ones that do not.

    Who should be on the receiving side of the sledgehammer is a question of rationalization and you can rationalize anything. All it takes is framing it as The Enemy.

  211. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by MooUK · · Score: 1

    I'd disagree. Your average person has much more ability to defend himself from the above murderous kidnapper.

    Also, a fairer comparison would be kittens vs children (seeing as kittens are the infants of the species)...

  212. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't say (or mean) that your usage was wrong. The second definition is vastly more rarely used than the first; it was jarring in the context.

  213. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by pseudonomous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Though a Calvanist might argue otherwise, all religions with some doctrine of "free will" or the like would claim that, yes, you do choose your faith.

  214. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    It depends-Are the "people" your average "cell phone using while driving down that damned road eating a burger and not paying attention to shit" type of average asshats or are the "RIAA Lawyer" type of super asshats?

    Because in my experience we have WAY too many of the two groups above and could use a good thinning of the herd while the worse the kitten is going to do is maybe climb you as it chases that piece of string hanging off your shirt. I'd take that over "cell phone driver" and especially over "RIAA Lawyer" any day of the week. Now if you would have said kitten VS puppy, or kitten VS baby THEN you would have had a head scratcher. Maybe you should have used a car analogy?

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  215. a political family member must die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... while the politician does evil deeds, for him to actually start doing something for the public which he should have anyway.
    Does this sound encouraging?
    Democracy almost ensures that rulers and powerful people have no sense of ownership or belonging in the well being of the public. Sometimes I feel monarchy is better because there could be a sense of belonging and there exists a possibility of benevolent dictatorship.

    Democracy needs to have a very strong media and transparency, without which it is rule by proxy through temporarily recruited opportunistic agents who crave for credit at best and for power and control over everyone's life at worst.

    DemoNcracy is a better word for this suitable design.

    Democracy is useful only if accompanied by mandatory voting.
    Obama won on a 4% margin, IIRC 52 to 48, and that too of the 60% who voted. In effect a little over 30% Americans wanted Obama or a Democrat to win.

    That's minority rule, in one sense.

    Back to what makes politicians act - personal loss or threat of it - whether emotional, financial or psychological.

    How do you ensure that democratically and transparently?

  216. Sonkerkommandos by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed? It was the ones that joined up with the Nazis as soldiers and police. Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonderkommando

    Are you thinking of these?

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  217. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Black triangle. Scientology is not seen as a religion in Germany, at least not by non-crackpots.

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  218. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    I just classify Scientology as entertainment... problem solved :)

  219. Pyramid scheme by rts008 · · Score: 1

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?'

    Nah, a dunce hat and groucho glasses would be fine.

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  220. Something wrong with his thought experiment by B33RM17 · · Score: 0

    As soon as i thought about defenseless little kittens getting their tails ripped out i began to shed a tear...

    *sniffle* :'-(

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  221. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

    Maybe it is just among Jews or historians, but I think of that usage as common. Especially in reference to the ghettos.

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  222. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

    Why not just "impy" the kittens in the first place?

  223. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by martas · · Score: 1

    suicide is sad just by itself, but killing yourself because of scientology... well, if there has ever been a more pointless death, i'd like to hear about it.

  224. the final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he will be justified in his remark if and only if he and his people are rounded up and sent off to the gas chambers. Personally, I find the comparison of anything so trival as a IP banning to the horror of what happened to the Jews in Europe during WWII disgusting.

  225. In the words of Louis Black by madcat2c · · Score: 1

    "You should wear tin foil hats, SO WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE".

  226. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by rossifer · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if it comes to a choice between kittens and puppies....puppies win hands down IMHO.

    Well, yeah. Kittens grow up to be cats. Puppies grow up to be dogs. Therefore, puppies are better than kittens. QED.

  227. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice last paragraph.

    If just losing editing rights is as bad as Nazi prosecution then by comparison other forms of prosecution must be like killing kittens with sledgehammers.

    Are you really saying that killing kittens is worse than killing Jews?

  228. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    Can any religious person be considered really sane?

  229. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a book with a paragraph in the length of almost two print pages that would not suck (the book, not just the paragraph).

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  230. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Stating that an ideology that pushes childrape should probably be opposed is a crime in Europe."

    No, it isn't. Europe isn't yet a state and my local law says otherwise.

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  231. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You have a slippery slope that says a church is responsible for the actions of its members, and you can punish all members of the church for the actions of one.

    See Scientology v. Cult Awareness Network in the US.

    Essentially, Cult Awareness Network works to spread information gathered about cults. One woman at a CAN meeting wants help to get her son out of a cult. Another person volunteering for the group (but not acting on behalf of the group) recommends a cult deprogrammer.

    They pick up the son and try to deprogram him. Sadly, the son is over the age of 18, which makes what the deprogrammer did tantamount to kidnapping and illegal imprisonment.

    $cientology funds the sons resulting lawsuit against CAN, alleging that CAN was responsible for the actions of its volunteer, even though the action was not taken by the group, but an individual outside the actions of the group.

    CAN is bankrupted by the legal bills. In the bankruptcy auction, a $cientologist buys up CANs assets, including name, logo, trademarks, and phone number.

    Now, when you call the Cult Awareness Network (New CAN), you're calling a scientologist. If you think you're going to get help, you're not.

  232. Don't know what a yellow Star of David... by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 1

    has to do with the CoS, I would think a face tattoo saying, "Abusive Con Artist" would be more appropriate.

    Maybe as a mandated sig, digital signature, etc... too.

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    1. Re:Don't know what a yellow Star of David... by zakeria · · Score: 1

      Don't say anything on SD about CoS unless you want marked flame-bait, Troll or Nazi!!

  233. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by thedefenestrator · · Score: 1

    CoS has a long history of bullying any opposition into submission using methods that can be referred to as underhanded. no ones gonna give them the time of day about this, i guess tom cruise and his groupies cant win them all.

  234. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by fugue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, duh. Kittens are waaaaaaay cuter. Besides, while there are undeniably far too many people, cats aren't really such significant spike on the Shelden spectrum. Also, while killing humans has palpable benefits to most of the people left alive, killing kittens really doesn't.

    </bwahahaha>

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  235. lolwut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i accidentally my whole wikipedia privilege. is this a bad thing?

  236. Oh, I HOPE so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    I hope so, it will help me recognize those insane/evil people, so I can avoid them like the plague that they are.

  237. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I think he was refering to jews.

  238. Persecution vs. Prosecution by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    You do know that there is a difference between persecution and prosecution right? One can sometimes lead to the other but they are not the same.

  239. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Well the kitten could grow up and pass toxoplasmosis to humans, causing many of those humans to have slower reflexes and thus be less able to drive. :).

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  240. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That wall of text would have filled up at least a page or two in a book. The problem is not that it's "Too much to read. " It's just that poorly organized structure of the comment is a strain on the eyes, and requires extra, unnecessary concentration. Just like run-on sentences can make perfect sense, but sometimes you are forced to read it multiple times before the idea the writer is trying to convey forms in your head, and then you can continue reading the next sentence without the uncertainty of possibility of losing track of your position in the text, or trying to think too much about what the fuck the author is trying to say because the sentence is so god damned long you forgot how it began, and you start to wonder why the asshole couldn't just separate his thoughts into a few sentences just to make things a little bit easier on you.

  241. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by FiveDozenWhales · · Score: 1

    BadAnalogyGuy is a troll/tongue-in-cheek comedian (depending on your viewpoint). His analogies are deliberately bad. Look at his post history and you'll see.

  242. Miscavige repellently disingenuous by justanetgod · · Score: 1

    yes. So he is. How can you tell? His lips move...

  243. The things some people will do for tax exemptions by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

    I mean really IMO thats all it was ment to be in the start. A nice religious based tax exemption and then they realized people were buying the BS they had to sell so they took it a step further. If you want a lovely afternoon of Scientology hating you can always watch the Anonymous videos on Youtube. I like to watch Scientology try to make moves and totally screw up. It really makes my day.

    Also, we need a new mod rank called "BUSTED!" IMO. Or how about a +1 where you get to write your own little thing. Put a character limit like 12 letters?

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  244. The full text of David Miscavige's statement by sfraggle · · Score: 1

    [The neutrality of this article is disputed. Please see the discussion on the talk page. Please do not remove this message until the dispute is resolved.]

    [This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding reliable references. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed.]

    [It has been suggested that this page or section be merged with Space opera in Scientology doctrine (discuss)]

    Like all Scientologists, I am outraged that in the 21st century, it is acceptable for Wikipedia's ArbCom to commit such a despicable hate crime as blocking Scientology parishioners from editing Wikipedia in the comfort and security of Scientology-owned properties. Blocking the IP addresses of computers located at Scientology's Pac Base, Int Base and Celebrity Centre is just a way to force Scientology parishioners into an undesired beingness [citation needed]. What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    The goal of Scientology is a sane world, without criminals, without psychiatric terror, without war [citation needed]. Ultimately, the goal of Scientology is sanity itself [citation needed]. Only the insane would attempt to stop Scientology. With this brutal decision, not only is Wikipedia criminally attacking the world's most ethical people, members of the Scientology religion [citation needed], but it is preventing Scientologists from presenting our religion in the most positive and truthful light [neutrality disputed]. There is so much nonsense on the internet about Scientology, all of which was written by anti-religion extremists in the employ of the Psychiatric-Pharmaceutical industry [citation needed]. Many [who?] are also being paid by certain depraved, degenerate factions within the German government [citation needed]. You can't believe any of it [citation needed]. If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion [citation needed], most eventually becoming high school gunmen [citation needed]; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners [citation needed]; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city [citation needed]; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy [citation needed]. This is why it is necessary for Scientologists to try to present a balanced perspective, by showcasing all the good things [citation needed] about the Scientology religion, and removing all the lies.

    The Scientology religion is the only major religion to have emerged in the 20th century [citation needed]. It is the world's fastest growing religion [citation needed], found in over 264 countries, with tens of thousands of new people becoming Scientologists every day [citation needed]. Scientology was accepted as a religion by the United States Internal Revenue Service (IRS) in 1993 [citation needed]. Scientology has also been declared a bona-fide religion by Mr. Frank Flynn, Adjunct Professor of Sociology at the University of Kansas [citation needed]. Scientologists in the United States enjoy tremendous tax advantages, not available to members of other religions [citation needed]. Many [who?] celebrities are Scientologists, and ordinary public Scientologists sometimes get to meet them [citation needed]. As members of a minority religion, Scientologists deserve to be treated fairly [citation needed], which means that we should be allowed [citation needed] to do things that other groups may not do. In this way, we are just a little bit compensated for all of our humanitarian efforts [citation needed] and our sharing of Mr. L. Ron Hubbard's extremely workable [citation needed] technology.

    Make

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  245. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Uniquitous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So what you're saying is that if Scientology lasts a while longer, it will gain legitimacy? Sorry, not just no, but hell no. If anything, Scientology demonstrates that all these little cults are just crocks of excrement. Old excrement, but excrement nonetheless.

  246. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by gsmraxe · · Score: 1

    Wait, did you just impy that killing kittens is worse than killing people?!?

    how do you impy? Is that something you do with an imp?

  247. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ivucica · · Score: 1

    Whoops, looks like I claimed that, although it's not my opinion.

    However, if Scientology survives and proves to be something more than a fad, and actually becomes peaceful, then it might become legitimate. You can't tell me John Paul II wasn't a holy man, no matter if you're an atheist or some other religion. Now, if you lived in 1100s and were a Muslim, you probably wouldn't be able to say much about those crazy sadistic Christians. However, some things stand the test of time.

    I may be crazy, but not because of my religion. And I feel quite insulted when my religion is compared to Scientology. Compare my religion to tribal animal worshipping, but please don't compare it to Scientology. Or I'll unleash a horde of Psychlos and a horde of Xenu's thetan-torturers against you.

  248. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientology is an elective class of people, on the whole. It is not an ethnic grouping of some historical standing, with traditional relations - good and bad - with the broader community.

    Like a, Church?

  249. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ichimunki · · Score: 1

    That may be, but they also don't usually confuse "peddling" with "pedaling".

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  250. ...not satire by justanetgod · · Score: 1

    That's exactly how David Miscavige writes and speaks. Remember - to a large degree he's not communicating to you, he is being consistent to the line he has already fed to his followers...

  251. Depressed Girl is Depressed by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't being "depressed" probably be a legitimate diagnosis of someone who does *anything* and goes and kills themselves two hours later?

    I mean, okay, they're a bunch of charlatans, we all know that. The thing is, do you hold some fortune teller responsible for your depressed kid's death when the fortune teller makes an obvious read off the kid's demeanor and tells her what is effectively, the truth? Would she have not killed herself if a shrink told her that? I've read nothing to indicate that they made that judgment and then somehow completely broke down her entire psyche so that she's suddenly suicidal after having a great day. I mean, if they really have that super-villain power, maybe there's something in this Xenu shit after all.

    These guys need to be investigated completely, but I'm a little annoyed that the reason they are doing it is something like this and not perhaps, the tax evasion, criminal mischief, slander and threats they have made against people in the past. Or maybe those aren't really as important as some MP's kid under the law.

    1. Re:Depressed Girl is Depressed by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Wouldn't being "depressed" probably be a legitimate diagnosis of someone who does *anything* and goes and kills themselves two hours later?"

      Yes, and she had that diagnosis already. What the CoS told her was far more than "you're depressed". They use so-called "hard-sell" techniques, which they practice extensively. "I look at these stats, and I see death. Only death." Imagine how it feels to hear that if you're depressed, and think the person telling you is a legitimate scientific authority. They are pretty good at presenting that image, you know. In all likelihood, Kaja was told that she was a human wreck, a truly hopeless case, and the only thing that could have a slight chance of saving her was [the scientology intro course they were selling that week].

      "If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out and never mention scientology again you are perfectly free to do so. It would be stupid, but you can do it. You could also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out. That is your choice." If that's what they tell healthy people (and they do, it's the final punchline for a common intro video), what do you think they say to someone who is plainly having real troubles?

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  252. Battlefield Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, by all accounts the movie sucked, but the book is actually a lot of fun. And unlike "Mission Earth," it's not preachy or didactic - Hubbard's beliefs are kept to the background, becoming a bit more explicit towards the end.

    Though it tends to attract "love it or hate it" reactions: either you love it as an exciting, page-turning thrillride in the pulp style, or you think it's pulp drivel filled with ridiculous science. Suspend your disbelief!

  253. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

    I see it just as valid as any other religion. Heh, heh, heh.

  254. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Hucko · · Score: 1

    That depends, do we get to bbq the kittens afterwards? I'd ask the same but people taste funny.

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  255. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Hubbard cats? I would hope not. Hemmingway has his own line of cats (and deservedly so), but a schlock writer like Hubbard? He may well deserve a gang of idiots and morons so stupid they'd believe, not just a religion, but one concocted by a failed sci-fi writer. But he does NOT rate his own brand of cat, sorry. Maybe there's an L. Ron Hubbard cockroach... that's a fitting tribute.

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  256. Wikipedia==Nazis? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    I guess Tom Cruise will try to leave a briefcase bomb in Wikipedia's headquarters.

  257. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by cekander · · Score: 1

    The book of the century has an entire chapter with no punctuation. But I suppose James Joyce would fall under the category of suck, huh?

    Disclaimer: Paragraphs or not, I don't read most posts longer than 500 words, unless I have a compelling reason to... and trust me, I'm a message-board junkie.

  258. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I hear Emo ninja freaked out and killed himself because someone dropped a spoon.

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  259. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Scientology in my opinion is a blatant con game Hah! Your opinion?! It's a fact! Their FOUNDER, L. Ron Hubbard even said the GOAL is to "Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money." with that last part intending to mean make money ... for HUBBARD. Want to find more fun? Google is your friend!

  260. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Don't blame him. Everyone knows kittens control the media, this is just part of their raggamuffian propaganda campaign.

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  261. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Saying you can't edit a specific website isn't the same as killing people. It isn't even the same as government censorship. Private organizations can do whatever they more or less please with regard to IP addresses. In this case, we have a community deciding they are sick of systematic problems being created by a large organization trying to push its POV.

    If one wants to really say that there was something bad about this decision one should look at what the ArbCom did to ChrisO who was banned from editing Scientology related articles. Chis is a long-time Wikipedian who has multiple featured articles (that is, articles that got on the front page as featured articles) about Scientology. But, the Arbitration Comittee in its usual brilliance decided that it couldn't possibly be the case that all the blaim was on one side of the dispute so they decided that Chris must have been pushing an anti-Scientology and they threw the book at him.

  262. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >> There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with CoS creating a web page refuting every objectionable thing in Wikipedia

    But isn't there some rule in Wikipedia about citing FACTUAL sources? Scientology claims to not be responsible for any death, though the evidence for it is mounting.

    There is much evidence that Scientology is a fraudulent pyramid scheme to funnel money into its leaders' pockets.

    Scientology DOES use psychiatric methods, mainly REGRESSIVE therapy, which can be mentally harmful -- especially when such methods are used by improperly trained people. But they also use a primitive lie detector (roughly $50 in parts, including the case, sold for thousands to its members-- more proof of the profit-based intent of the cult)to 'detect thetans' ... And their auditing methods are ridiculous, namely things like learning to control people and TO BE CONTROLLED. Most of their methods for auditing are brainwashing techniques.

    Hubbard said not to talk to critics; only to ask about critics' crimes. They believe that everyone critical of Scientology only does so because they have crimes to HIDE.

    Hubbard has made statements about how Scientology will BECOME the government. Who wants a State controlled by any "religious" group? I sure as hell DO NOT, and even oppose the amount of action currently based on Christian values.

    Scientology CLAIMS to help people. But when videos of "auditing" sessions is leaked, it becomes clear how much of a FRAUD Scientology is.

    L. Ron Hubbard made up a LOAD of crap. Dianetics mentions research often, but none is ever cited. Most people in the profession of his claims will refute everything he says.

    He lied about his military record, his education, and SO much other stuff.

    So can you PLEASE tell me what good there is in Scientology?

  263. cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientologist: Hurrr Ima pushin mah agendaaa!!!
    Wiki: No.
    Scientologist: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

  264. Wow by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1
    This guy is seriously nuts. Comparing IP bans to hate crimes and Nazi persecution? His entire response is an illogical and hate filled rant with no logic or rational basis whatsoever. Not once does he address the reason Wikipedia issued the ban in the first place. Here's another excerpt:

    If these scumbags had their way, all children would be psych-drugged into oblivion, most eventually becoming high school gunmen; vicious de-programmers would constantly be leaping out from shadowy corners; there would be all-night electroshock parlors on the high street of every village, town and city; and anyone who tried to live an ethical life would quickly receive an icepick lobotomy.

    It's one thing to be skeptical of Scientology from reading second and third hand articles on the Internet. It's another thing to see directly how this is likely a cult headed by people with serious psychological problems by reading an article written by none other than the CEO of the organization. It's so over the top it's hard to believe this isn't a hoax.

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  265. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ailnlv · · Score: 2, Funny

    I supposed it depends on the people in question.

    that reminds me of the joke about the guy who wanted to kill every single jew and a clown

  266. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by geekboy642 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you've taken the time to learn a language that doesn't, necessarily, "believe in" sentences as a grammatical structure, then I suspect you would find your opinions dramatically altered; at least, you would find it more reasonable to hold multiple concepts and ideas in your mind at the same time, much like is required to understand grammar such as, to provide an example, the Chinese "ba pattern", where the verb of a sentence could be a hundred words away from the subject, although the longest sentences are generally limited to scholarly works, which tend to be both excessively lengthy, but also quite eloquent in their use of idiom. Newspapers and novels have short sentences for the ADD public.

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  267. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    Their existence as a "church" is a tax dodge, and an attempt to avoid the FDA. They presented themselves as a "science of the mind" for many years until the FDA finally stepped and ruled that their claims were fraudulent, and _boom_. They campaigned, long and hard and illegally, to get declared as a "501c3", the US tax classification of religions.

    The secret agreement between the IRS and the cult, eventually published by the Wall Street Journal, is here (http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Cowen/essays/agreemnt.html). It's fascinating reading if you're a bit cynical and realize why a government agency, exhausted with wasting their time on such a group that always screamed bloody murder and had been caught in criminal activity to harass and discredit anyone who bothered them enough, would wash their hands of the matter and settle for this.

  268. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    Best I can do: inside Wikipedia is EVERYTHING and outside a death camp is EVERYTHING. in one is removed from the other. Of course in this instances there might be other slight differences. But as Victor Fankel said (paraphrased) "suffering is suffering".

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  269. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by budgenator · · Score: 1

    People taste like pork, kittens taste like chicken.

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  270. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by budgenator · · Score: 2

    I would think that a CoS Personality test would fall under the same criteria as a psychic's character reading; except the psychic's read is usually much more accurate.

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  271. LOL by DanielBoz · · Score: 1

    I read this, then I $#! bricks.

  272. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    BadAnalogyGuy is a troll/tongue-in-cheek comedian (depending on your viewpoint). His analogies are deliberately bad. Look at his post history and you'll see.

    That would require effort. And I'm lazy....

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  273. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by budgenator · · Score: 1

    "Like all Scientologists, I am outraged that in the 21st century, it is acceptable for Wikipedia's ArbCom to commit such a despicable hate crime as blocking Scientology parishioners from editing Wikipedia in the comfort and security of Scientology-owned properties. Blocking the IP addresses of computers located at Scientology's Pac Base, Int Base and Celebrity Centre is just a way to force Scientology parishioners into an undesired beingness. Rant
    Scientology CEO Outraged About Wikipedia /a>

    That's not the way I read it, he understands what happened completely. What happened to CoS in this matter isn't even unique, if memory serves me correctly Wikipedia once banned all IP addresses from the US Congress at one time.

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  274. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by The+Rizz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe there's an L. Ron Hubbard cockroach... that's a fitting tribute.

    Actually, it should be clams.

  275. Scientologists weren't banned by MessedRocker · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia did not ban Scientology, it did not ban Scientologists, you do not get banned for being a Scientologist.

    An IP address which belonged to the CoS was banned, not because of its affiliation, but because it has a history of taking a dump on Wikipedia articles, which Wikipedia's administrators don't take kindly to.

  276. Can They Really Do That? by hanekhw · · Score: 1

    Mr. Miscarriage is more like someone who would like the rest of us to walk around with yellow stars. That's probably where he got the idea in the first place. Wait, I feel something attaching itself to me. Could I be a 'Suppressive Person'?

  277. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by quax · · Score: 1

    It ain't that simple. EU law can only overrides local law in the areas that belong to the primary EU pillar. Even then the guiding principle has been adopted that local administration should always be the preferred approach.

    The German Wikipedia entry explains this in some detail. When I try to follow your link I get a bad URL so I am not sure if and why an English Wikipedia entry wouldn't convey the same level of detail information.

    The EU is not yet and may never be a state. Of course it is easy to see that Americans may be confused by this given the lack of legal and administrative integration within the United States.

  278. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

    I;m just making the point that there are Scientologists out there that don't belong to the Church of Scientology. The CoS is everything you say it is, but the faith system is a separable entity. It's an admittedly strange one by my standards, but there is in fact a community of people that read Dyanetics and distribute the schematics of E-Meters and audit each other for free, because they believe in it.

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  279. Pin a donkey on your own forehead, you ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only you were a Jew and a Jew with a brain, you might have RTFA'd and spotted the giveaway troll line: Scientologists deserve to be treated fairly, which means that we should be allowed to do things that other groups may not do. You, amongst all the other accidental humourists here in Slashdot-im-morally-outraged-land, have been trolled. Congratulations, ya jackass !

  280. I vote for . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Y) --- Official AssHat Designation

  281. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

    People are probably better at predicting the horror that is to come, which adds a dimension to their suffering that maybe kittens don't have? Mind you, it's easy to understand the motives for killing people ...

  282. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by xtracto · · Score: 1

    I supposed it depends on the people in question.

    that reminds me of the joke about the guy who wanted to kill every single jew and a clown

    http://www.bash.org/?171987

    [Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
    [Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
    [RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
    [Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
    [RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

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  283. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by mcvos · · Score: 1

    2) I can go back 15 generations in my family tree because the Nazi's had a habit of being thorough and making sure people were in now way "jewish", even if they were christian for 10 generations, they had to be christian for at least 15. I have a hard time believing they would hire anyone jewish as a soldier or a member of the police.

    Didn't Hitler have a Jewish grandparent?

  284. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the Scientologists hate their guts. These "freezoners" (as they call themselves) or "squirrels" (what Hubbard called them) do not call themselves Scientologists, because that is a trademark of the Religious Technology Center etc. etc.

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  285. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by dublindan · · Score: 1

    I don't know how big the pages are in the books you read, but I didn't think this text was longer than maybe half a page - one page max - of an average book (of the books I read, anyway).

  286. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I believe that killing kittens with a sledgehammer ist still much better than putting millions of humans into gas-chambers.

  287. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the ones that joined up with the Nazis as soldiers and police. Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.

    Please recheck your facts. You really underestimate the efficency of the holocaust. The jews that survived did so because they flew. The jews that joined (or stayed in) the wehrmacht were killed (or at least put into detention camps) with the rest. Yes, they even killed honored soldiers that were considered heroes in WW I.

  288. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Alsee · · Score: 1

    I once read on the Christianity page that it taught about talking snakes and rules for selling your daughter into slavery and polygamy, so I edited out that obvious vandalism.

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  289. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Wait.... you mean BadAnalogyGuy is also the Goatse guy?
    Wow, the interwebs never cease to shock and amaze.

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  290. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Next up, eldavojohn will engage in a +5 Insightful critique of the Goatse guy's photography technique.

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  291. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    Cats have a higher rate of "cute" retention though, I think. Although mine's started back into the habit he had when a kitten of trying to smother me in my sleep by laying over my mouth and nose, but that's just him being affectionate. He's usually good with being moved to being an earmuff, because he just wants to snuggle.

  292. different by Ofloo · · Score: 1

    I think this is completely different, it's quiet annoying if someone alternates data to fit their ideology, .. this is not what wikipedia was meant for, I can understand that they got banned because they did alternate data intentionally for their benefit and not because it is the truth, worse is that often students look a lot up on sites like wikipedia it is bad enough that sometimes wikipedia publishes wrong information, .. that some moronic group who thinks the universe is only 3000 years old is changing all the input to fit their needs. If you go on a IRC server and do not respect the rules of that community you will be banned as well, .. if those guys would of respected the rules they wouldn't of been banned, it's because they did it over and over and over again. Worse they did it intentionally to brainwash others, to tell people see it's on wikipedia so it must be true. It is them who are the nazi's, it is them who want everyone to think like them, not wikipedia for banning someone who doesn't respect their rules.

  293. Wrong wrong wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '...'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?' ...'

    No, your group will wear the other symbol popular at the time.

  294. Like they need a patch... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    LOL, CoS stitched on their own stars long ago. All they have to do to draw ridicule is open their stupid mouths. Like the morons handing out the mini- condenced MMPI tests in public( so they can evaluate your needs and fix them of course, for a ridiculous price) Like their spokesmodels melting down on video. Like any discussion of wacked out paranoid bad science friction writers on private yachts. Like anything anyone with a mind of their own hears about SEAORG. Like any of the hush, hush yet openly public screw ups CoS has caused that made the press over the last few decades. Yeah, they need to take responsibility for sewing on their own stars and quit blaming others for their screw ups.

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  295. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    What you are saying is true, but I spoke of this particular issue, and I doubt that ordinary EU laws can override our national Charter of Fundamental Rights and Basic Freedoms (on par with our constitution), the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the European Union (though this one has yet to become legally binding), and the provisions of the European Convention on Human Rights. All of these actually seem to support support the idea that "an ideology that pushes childrape should be opposed" so I can't see why anyone could be possibly prosecuted for stating the obvious.

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  296. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    No. Just so you know. I'm an ex-drug addict. I wouldn't mind going through it all again, just so I can keep myself and family members safe from any sort of religion.
    These chemicals are simple and direct, if you have the will and/or support, you can fight them, or possibly live with them. You can't do that with something that messes your head up so much that you don't even realize it. There ain't no drugs that can do that.
    It's getting late, and I'm creeped out by my own words, so I bid you good night, and remember kids, keep it logical.

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  297. I should be allowed to do so because I want it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFA. From Mischievous Guru Miscavige: "(...) Scientologists deserve to be treated fairly, which means that we should be allowed to do things that other groups may not do.(...)" Here we are, we have the explanation why Church of Abuse, Church of $cientology, Church of money extortion do all what they do: because they should be allowed to. Can I be allowed to be happy when such a double-standard people are silenced ? Please ? Why not ? C'mon!

        One Godwin point awarded to Co$.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

  298. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Canadian periodically receiving CoS junk mail.
    I've been just throwing it away unopened but maybe there's a better (more fun) course of action.
    What would you suggest?

  299. Religion IS superstition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religion is just a sophisticated superstition. If you research it a bit you can easily see a spectrum from the most simplistic beliefs right through to the most modern and complex religions. And all of it is untrue. Apart from that, it's totally wrong that religions get special treatment in law and society. Why TF should they? Especially when the result is they get more money and power to spend on promoting their lies and fucking up people and the world even more than they already are. It's utterly stupid, utterly despicable.

  300. Christianty is actually worse than Scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christianity is NOT better than Scientology. Superficially, it might seem so. But if you look at the reality of what it's doing in the world RIGHT NOW, and worse, what it's done in the past, it's actually far, far worse than Scientology is (so far anyway). Christian religions have been directly responsible for war, death, torture, rape, persecution, suppression, and more, of millions. Also their history is one of greed, power, corruption, lies, manipulation and just about every other negative you could think of. To use just one tiny example, if I'd said this in the past in Europe I'd be tortured and murdered by those same Christian churches. And these things continue to this day. Christianity is killing people right now. And it continues to accumulate money and power and influence. (I won't spell out how, it's not so hard to find out.) If you don't already know this, that means you don't know what kind of organisation you belong to. So how can you reasonably associate yourself with it? You need to research your religion's history. And not what they tell you either. That's just propaganda. More lies, like all religions, all lies. If you believe in that stuff, there's something wrong with what you know and / or the way you think. Some are a lot worse than others (in so many varied ways). But all of them are bad because they teach people to be stupid and they teach outright, provable lies. That's bad for all of us, for all humanity, for the whole planet. (Sorry to be direct, I'm sure you're a very nice person, but that's all the more reason not to be sucked in by those evil organisations. And it doesn't matter if the liars are sincere and believe in what they say. It's still untrue. What I've written above is true, as much as any of us can know about our past.)

    1. Re:Christianty is actually worse than Scientology by ivucica · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the worst sins of the church:

      1. Supporting many wars of in late 1st and during most of the 2nd millenium

      2. Supporting forced conversions and inquisition during 2nd millenium

      3. Some elements in church hiding criminal behavior of some priests

      4. Pretty dumb attitudes held by some priests, as well as attempts to politically brainwash people

      5. Greed of many priests (too many for my tastes)

      There, I spelled it out. I'm aware of all this. I am horrified by creationists. I am surprised by attitude toward artificial insemination by a church which values life and fights against abortion.

      On the other hand, I have faith, and don't think it's Christ that's directing these horrible actions of men and women of this world.

      But during my childhood, my country was at war. I have seen priests who were truly committed to helping people. I've more than once made myself happier by talking to "someone" in my mind. Doesn't matter if God is real if he's real to me, and talking to Him gives me relief. Crazy talk, sure.

      Christian religion per se is not horrible, compared to Scientology. I have faith that Christ was there, that he saved us. I do however question what the priests of this world say. And any sensible person will do so. This doesn't mean the religion is bad. Especially since it's integrated deeply into our culture, and since much of the early printed (and a lot of medieval written) material was of religious content.

      With Scientology, on the other hand, you have nothing already established in the culture, and you have loads of poor sci-fi and technobabble embedded into the core of the quasi-religion. My belief says Christ was there; and there's loads and loads of content out there saying the same thing. It may be a different kind of bad fantasy in your eyes, but to me it's far more plausible. Not to mention it matches scientific possibilities much more than Scientology (apart from the "5500 years old world", which is not even a firmly held belief by the Catholic Church, especially since many of the European scientists from the past centuries were priests).

          Christian churches are also no longer employing torture against their own, and there won't be priests or other closely tied associates of a Christian church that will hunt you down and torture you if you are a "suppressive person".

      I am not attending servies, but I have faith. I also believe that John Paul II was a very good person. I have no idea, though, what was on cardinals' minds when they picked Joseph Ratzinger for the new pope.

      So you see, I know of faults of church. Thing is, Church is something else, it's "us", not just the hierarchy which often makes bad, bad mistakes and has wrong attitude. And Christianity as a whole is incomparable to Scientology; a modern piece of imagination thought up by a sci-fi writer who saw a good way to earn money and a good living. With Christianity, at least there's a lot more lunatics out there who think the same way as you do, there's a lot of literature to back you up that's not (c) Catholic Church Scriptoral Center, 1995, and there's at least 4 sources for content on Christ, and few more apostoles, writers of epistles.

      Thanks, but even if I had no faith, I'd pick the LARGER crowd of lunatics. kthxbye.

  301. But if Lord Xenu could make my hair grow back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Jonh Travolta has got a really hairy head of hair nowadays, despite bemoaning his incipient baldness long, long ago. So it seems Lord Xenu has The Power to Cure Baldness! Sh*t! I'm going to check out my local CoS tomorrow! Hmmm... I wonder if he can increase penis size too? I guess he could. After all, he could fly all those DC-8-like spacecraft (hahahahahahahahahah - sorry) around the universe so an extra few inches should be easy enough, surely?